Bald people are like crystal balls, i feel like i could rub their heads and see my future. I love them, my precious little eggheads, my skrunkly little magic 8 balls.
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And I don’t get it like who are they like who are the goddamn bastards were always trying to goddamn impose upon my life I said who are
Because your currently fucking son of a bitches
I’m sorry did you just ask me if my refrigerator is running officer?
It is so funny when somebody who is starving to death pays a $400 electric bill as a joke
Well, there is a clause in the KKK which states if you are a motherfucking retard you are a dead bitch. OK so you guys said well we’re gonna use those retarded babies as a shield.
You mean the ones you sexually rape
And then you laugh at the noises they produce
So you’re telling me that cheesesteak is actually selling drugs
God damn what a fucking hooker
So everybody around here sells drugs and then everybody else just rats on everybody so that they’re like well yes that’s how it must be. Otherwise we have to stir up trouble so that we can keep a swimming pool and your work.
Oh, Jesus Christ, Steven and Billy are throwing a shit fit because they are not allowed to steal Rebecca Cooper’s work and get away with it. Well, I already did Sarah actually no you fucking didn’t you goddamn hooker
I didn’t say Sarah
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a little ASL egghead concept cuz they deserved it 🥲
if only 😭😭
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An analysis of the straw hats’ devil fruits! I just think its cool how they’re all based around being human :)
This is meant to be a part two of this analysis of this Mera Mera no mi I made a little bit ago.
Thanks so much to @badly-drawn-doflamingo for writing all this with me, they’re so much more eloquent than I am, thank you so much🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Closer pictures and transcription of the text in keep reading
Hana Hana no Mi
Flowers bloom under certain conditions, be it weather, sun or care, and the same can be said for humans. What conditions did it take you to bloom, tears, time or the sun that laughs about you?
Hito Hito no Mi
Do we get to choose when humanity blossoms within us, or do memory and choiceful guidance allow us the chance to walk, to run, to flourish as man.
Yomi Yomi no Mi:
A chance at life through death, allowing that chance demise to be the seeding place for a continuing promise.
Does the hoary earth need more than a body to revive the soul, or should sunlight come by its side?
Nika
The heartbeat that carries your dreams beside it’s own humanity creates a hopeful beat. A drumming sensation that allows these two ideals to dance together, discordant like a ball of lightening, snapping and sparking in place.
These conduits create the building desire of liberation, opening the heart’s windows to the sun above.
What happens when the sun itself becomes filled with that very human need of liberation, when its flames begin to cast new light on our faces..
All you can do is laugh!
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Eggcentric and the Subservient Egghead
Eggcentric and the Subservient Egghead
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Jimbei’s Egghead Babysitting Club
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It all started with someone else’s hc that Donnie has an innocent/benign heart murmur on Discord and ended with “what solidified leo as the team medic?” and I have not recovered...
Bonus, after three days of extensive research and not a wink of sleep:
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