Bradford: I am pleased to report that F.O.W.L’s goal for total control of the world is progressing on schedule. But this is no time for celebration for there is still much for us to accomplish. It is imperative that you all complete this next task discreetly and efficently. I need you all to kidnap Santa Claus.
Rockerduck: …
Steelbeak: …
Phantom Blot: …
Gandra: …I’m sorry but do you think you can repeat that?
Bradford: Your next mission will be to kidnap Santa Claus both discreetly and ef-
Gandra: {trying to hold back laughter} Efficiently. Yeah. Yeah. I got that.
Black Heron: I’m sorry Agent Dee; do you find our evil plan amusing?
Gandra: I mean…it’s kinda hard to take Director Buzzard seriously when he’s standing up there saying we have to “kidnap Santy Claus”
Bradford: I didn’t say “Santy Claus” and this plan is not evil!
Steelbeak: I mean we are talking about kidnapping Santa Claus here
Bradford: And?
Steelbeak: Well he is the guy who decides who is naughty and who is nice
Phantom Blot: Who does that man think he is to decide whether my actions are good or bad!?
Rockerduck: I have to agree with Phantom Blot here. What’s considered good and bad is always changing. There were a number of things that I did and believed in back in my day that is considered bad these days and vice versa. The whole world is topsy-turvy now if you ask me
Phantom Blot: Do not side with me…
Gandra: Tough shit, Rockerduck. Slavery is bad. Gay marriage is legal. You’re just gonna have to live with it.
Bradford: Can we please get back on track?
Steelbeak: Right. Anyway, if we do this job we risk being put on the naughty list for life which I say sounds pretty evil
Black Heron: Steelbeak. Everything we do here is evil!
Bradford: No. No. Everything we do here is not evil. It’s all necessary work in order to achieve our end goal.
Gandra: …So what you’re saying is that our work is a necessary ev-
Bradford: I do not want to hear another sarcastic comment from you, Agent Dee!
Pepper: Well I love this task, sir! We’re gonna kidnap the Sandy Claus!! But sir. May I ask why? Is it because he gives out presents for free every December 24th and that goes against your capitalist utopia or is this like the thing with your grandmother where you’re mad at him and blaming him for your bad childhood?
Bradford: If there are no other relevant questions, will you all just go already!?
Black Heron: We’ll get it done, Bradford. By the end of the night, Christmas will no longer be!
Bradford: THAT IS NOT THE END GOAL HERE! Besides we’re not eliminating Christmas. It’s a profitable season
Gandra: Right. Go capitalism. Do you need us to capture the Easter Bunny while we’re out?
Bradford: What did I just tell you, Agent Dee!? Everyone just go and get me Santa Claus and bring him back alive
Steelbeak: So if we accidentally kill this guy will one of us become the next Santa?
Bradford: Leave. Now.
Pepper: I think that’s if we put on his coat, Steely. If that’s the case I vote Blotty to be the next Santa!
Bradford: EVERYONE LEAVE NOW!
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Mothers day drawings!!! in order.
1: Daphne and Gladstone
2: Hortense and Della (nap time)
3: Hortense and Donald (That shirt was given to her by Donald and Della as mothers day gift, someone made her son cry and she mad)
4: Lulubelle and Abner
5: Lulubelle and Fethry (Fethry loves dancing with his mama)
6: Lulubelle and Mary
7: Donna and Dugan (during when Dugan was first brought to the states, he wasn't used to Abner and didn’t like him at first so was more clingy to Donna)
8: Pepper and Shamrock (Pepper in casual clothes and her hair down)
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I’m jumping in to submit a request! I love it when people draw one of the caballeros cooking. I think they all have their strengths and weaknesses. Personally I feel like Panchito is a dream in the kitchen. Part of me wants to make a joke about Donald burning water but he can probably at least make a good fucking sandwich. Zé…. Man I have no idea. He is a mystery to me.
I ended up rambling about headcanons OTL but! I’d love to see you draw a cab of your choice cooking or something like that!
OK SO,, Zé has been shown cooking in his comics and apparently he's pretty decent at it (his nephews do like his food) but, as everything in those comics, it all depends if it's gonna be relevant to the plot.
José might not be a chef but I'm sure he can make the Brazilian classics like rice and beans, strogonoff (the Brazilian remix), pasta with sausages, farofa de ovo, canja, bake a cake AND OF COURSE he can work a grill for churrasquinho of whatever mystery meat he can put his hands on. He doesn't do much cooking because it's "ARGH... work", but for his nephews and when it comes to showing his friends what Rio's cuisine is like, he will do it. Also, I think if he's feeling truly inspired and has people helping him, he can make a traditional feijoada, just... don't criticize it. like, EVER.
Traditional Feijoada is supposed to be rich, it's not supposed to be spicy/hot!
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Fanfic for Whumpcember prompt:Revenge!
This one was inspired by @cursegirlrabbit ‘s fanfic Furious Revenge.
There’s going to be another one during Whumpcember inspired by Furious Revenge.But I’m not going to sat which prompt it is!
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