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bodhrancomedy · 8 months
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Hint: it’s not the media, it’s an innate aspect and we are awesome. We’re people.
Silly dancing, serious message in a silly way.
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befemininenow · 1 year
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“I knew about it from those TG captions. And those feminization hypnos. And the subforums. And your purchase history. You even have a girl’s name. But mostly, you have always envied my looks! How cute! Don’t worry, girl. I’ll help you in your transition into a woman. Maybe you’ll even be as hot as me!”
-Captions with this girl have always been hot! It’s not just the looks, but the feminine energy she shows. This girl is Natalia Maszkowska, a social media blogger known for her modeling pictures and her traveling and food journeys. This is the most well known of her in TG captions. Maybe she can help crack your egg (lol).
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candycornstudios · 8 months
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I wrote and drew a silly little parody comic about a kid who gets bitten by a radioactive girl
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Narration from panel 1: I was just a normal college boy...or so it seemed. Little did I know that a part of me was yearning to break free
Panel 1 description: a pre-transitioned trans person with tawny skin and very long bangs obscuring the eyes, standing alone in front of a yellow background. Holding an orange backpack on one hand. Has a dark gray Nine Inch Nails Shirt.
Narration from panel 2: That all changed when I was bitten by a radioactive girl!!
Dialogue from Panel 2: "Y'OWWWWW" yells the kid as he is bitten by the radioactive girl
Panel 2 description: in a red room, the protagonist from the first panel had their arm stretched out and it is being bitten by a short-haired girl who is glowing bright green because she is radioactive. The green light is emanating intensely while the protagonist is screaming to the top of their lungs
Narration from panel 3: The doctor thought the amount of radiation from the bite should have been lethal to anyone, but I LIVED! The bite made changes to my body that made me happy to be alive....almost as if this is who I was destined to be
Panel 3 description: the protagonist's hair has grown longer, she now has a more feminine body build, and she is wearing a skirt that resembles the transgender flag. She has her arms raised towards her chest and she is very happy. She stands in front of a gradient background that has the colors of the trans flag
Narration from Panel 4: I was never [deadname], I was always Penelope
Song from Panel 4:
🎵There's no spiders
There's no man
She's a girl
and she is trans
Luscious hair
On this girl
and a pretty skirt to twirl
Look out
She is valid and trans!!🎵
Description from panel 4: the protagonist, who is revealed to be named Penelope Porter, is now wearing a cheerleader outfit and has pom-poms in both hands. She is jumping with joy in the middle of an American Football stadium. The stadium is massive and the bleachers are packed with so many people.
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joshus-lobster · 29 days
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My good friend @bandomgay and I have been discussing a concept of Blonde Miles but the style is that long greasy hair era that touched down with Jaded Hearts Club Band briefly- and that shes this hot middle aged transwoman with her pink slip dress and her fluffy little white dog and her fur coats and her giant chunky earrings- and Alex is an uncracked egg who is OBSESSED with his beautiful neighbor- and when he tries to talk to her hes tripping all over himself and she still takes him home-
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littleclover · 2 months
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Interesting how about 2 months ago ppl on this app were trying to cancel finnster for being bait and being transphobic bc of "bait" even though they previously mentioned they were already on hrt and they previously mentioned they were still a little unsure but they knew they were not cis, all of that has been known for a loooong time, yet ppl still called their whole identity bait... Now that they have come out can everyone please stop trying to egg crack people irl. We all should know by now that it takes a while to understand one's identity ESPECIALLY when you find out ur gender if fluid or flux. I'm flux and very very cis presenting irl (since my gender mostly varies from different shades of femme but also goes into the creature territory like 30% of the time) and I would be very peeved if someone tried to egg crack me (specifically bc ppl still see creatures as invalid) it isn't your business, people do not owe you their gender identity, you do not owe others your gender identity either...
It also goes to show that people just don't pay attention to actual gender identity, all the egg crackers do is cause discord around labels. Labels aren't anything but tools to understand someone, they aren't made to replace actual identity. Finnster has been out about all of their gender identity for a long long time, they just didn't want to label themselves (and from some posts I've seen trying to cancel them, this was one of the biggest problems people had with them) you don't need to say "hello world, I am genderfluid" in those exact words to identify as genderfluid. It's just weird how people literally went "they said they aren't cis, but they didn't say specifically what their label is so I'm going to disregard them explicitly coming out as not cis and call them cis", because how can you use that as a way to call them transphobic when that line of reasoning is hella truscum. "They are taking HRT for the bit", you are the reason why people think HRT is easy to access furthering people to want to make it more inaccessible. You can't take HRT without going through a million different hoops. That should have already been enough as a come out already. They have such a big platform it makes sense that they would need time to figure out who they actually are before coming out...
Anyways let's stop egg cracking and label obsessing in 2024
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doomdoomofdoom · 11 days
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If you've ever watched a movie with good trans re/theming and you caught yourself thinking "wow this must be so empowering for trans people, i wish i was trans"....
...I've got some news for you.
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lost-estradiographer · 4 months
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Happy Trans Visibility Day! Here is a comic that shows my Egg cracking moment. So from this Trans Masc NB, I wish you all love and safety!
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christinariccidaily · 16 days
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Day 1125
April 13, 2024
Three years ago today (just before two in the afternoon), I had a stray thought at work and suddenly realized I was trans. Two months later, I was deemed healthy enough to start HRT, and, well...
Three years in, I find myself happier than I've ever been, with a partner making (less than subtle) plans to propose, and with a face and body I actually like when looking in the mirror (having D cups of my own certainly helps the ol' self esteem).
Never give up. Never surrender.
You are not alone.
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pax-infinitas · 5 months
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…being transmasc non-binary sounds kind of incredible.
That is very new. Oh god.
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softorsweet · 5 months
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It's late. I don't know what day or time, but you've spent the last hour doing my makeup. You've already slipped me into a low-cut black dress. I had been silent most of the night, content to simply let you play with me like I'm a doll.
"You look so pretty," you purr as you finish my mascara with one last swipe, "hard to believe you ever thought you were a boy."
I lock eyes with you, the question already on my face before I part my lips. You're even faster to answer.
"I'm sorry honey, I know that was a long time ago, you probably don't even remember."
My glazed-over puppy eyes tell you I don't. You smirk and I smile back. You lean down to level your face with mine. You see the vulnerability in me and you just can't help it.
"When Mommy met you, you used to pretend to be a boy. You'd wear boy clothes and you called yourself d̴͍̜̪̾́ǒ̷͚͕͇͔́́͠͠n̴̛̜̬̞͎͓̟̣̓͊̓͑̄̀ͅ'̷̙̗̙͎͇̮͓͌̂̈́t̸̖̟̮̣͋̓̚ŕ̶͔̪͚͂̒̊͛̑é̷̛̞̰̖͉̓͋͐̽͛̆͝m̴̪̝͍͔͕̠̻̐̔́̂͑̅̋̍͠͠e̴̮̖̮̫͕̠̜̲̥͗͊̒̑͒̕͠͝͝ͅm̸̢̛̼͕̱͊̈̓͋̔̽̔͘͝b̶̳̰̲̺͑̏̓̕ę̶̧̙̱̻͓̞̈́̈r̴̨̥͕̦̗͕̆ͅ. I mean really, what a silly name for a girl, is that really the best your parents could come up with? Then again, they were confused too, just like you were. You might not remember how angry they got when you finally agreed with me about who you really are, hm?"
You see the rusted cogs in my mind grind to life, if only barely at the mention of my old deadname. How long has it been? You smile and bare your fangs.
"You're so lucky you had Mommy to help you realize the pretty girl you were always meant to be."
"Mommy," I start, almost whispering the question, "how did you help me find out?"
"By doing the same things we do today, silly. All of those fun videos that make your head all fuzzy, the special pills Mommy feeds you to make your breasts bigger and more sensitive, and of course, having you look in the mirror and seeing exactly what I see- a girl."
"Not to mention all the other things Mommy does with you." Your smirk is practically predatory as you tap your acrylic nail against my plastic cage. I wince. "I mean, it wouldn't feel as good as it did if you really were a boy. Boys don't have tight little cunts like you. Boys don't have caged-up little clits like you."
Your lips are inches from my ear. Your hands are on my tits. "Boys don't beg for Mommy to breed them like you do.~ So...?" You linger on the question, eyeing me.
Finally, there's some dim recognition shining through the fog, "So... I must be a girl, right?"
"Such a smart little tranny," You let out before pouncing.
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june-egbert-official · 10 months
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Every few months we have discourse about trans women calling people eggs and every time it's mostly TME people and their pet trans fem /derogatory deciding the rest of us are evil Baeddels who hate men and are basically TERFs.
Just once can y'all treat trans women with literally any respect?
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eggcrackerbracket · 1 year
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Hi!
I have some announcements to make,
Firstly, I'm currently visiting family right now so the bracket may be up later than I expected, sorry about that (I'll still try and answer any of your asks as best as I can).
Secondly, I can't tag for shit, (I am very new to tumblr) so I don't know what character specific tags to use so let me know if there are any specific tags to use.
Thirdly, I'm proud to reveal the pairs competing in this bracket, in no specific order (sorry there are no pictures):
Dave Strider (Homestuck) & Stiles (Teen Wolf)
Alex Fierro (Magnus Chase) & Elizabeth (Visual Prison)
Link (Legend of Zelda) & Sabi Mehboob (Sort Of)
Haruhi Fujioka (Ouran High Host Club) & Bill (Promethea)
Howl (Howl's Moving Castle) & Shiver (Splatoon)
Kris (Deltarune) & Franken Stein (Soul Eater)
Mettaton (Undertale) & Harrowhark (The Locked Tomb)
Nico di Angelo (Percy Jackson) & Arya Stark (A Song of Fire and Ice)
Naoto Shirogane (Persona 4) & Yuri Rurikawa (Act Addict Actors!)
Ranma Saotome (Ranma 1/2) & Sokka (Avatar: the Last Airbender)
Zuko (Avatar: the Last Airbender) & Pidge Gunderson (Voltron)
Hiccup (How to Train your Dragon) & Princess Mononoke (Princess Mononoke)
Danny Phantom (Danny Phantom) & Angel Demon (Chainsaw Man)
Hunter (The Owl House) & Seadall (Fire Emblem)
Gomez Addams (The Addams Family) & Conel.EXE (Megaman Battle Network)
Charlie Kelly (It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia) & Garmadon (Ninjajo)
Jim Jimenez (Our Flag Means Death) & Kakashi Hatake (Naruto)
Stevonnie (Steven Universe) & Aubrey (OMORI)
Gonzo (The Muppets) & Sapphire (Princess Knight)
Allen Walker (D. Gray Man) & Raven (Teen Titans)
Jim Hawkins (Treasure Planet) & Spock (Star Trek)
Madeline (Celeste) & Oliver Swift (Dialtown)
L Lawliet (Death Note) & Larry Needlemeyer (Amazing World of Gumball)
Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist) & Helia (Winx Club)
Zagreus (Hades) & Yami Yugi (Yugioh)
Lake (Infinity Train) & Kitty Pryde (Marvel comics)
Sherlock Holmes (Various Sources) & Makoto Yuki (Persona 3)
Ed (Cowboy Bebop) & Boyd (Ducktales)
Mulan (Mulan) & Bow (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power)
Fionna the Human (Adventure Time) & Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars)
Inosuke Hashibara (Demon Slayer) & Emily (Thomas and Friends)
ENA (ENA) & Joey/Rojo (Ben 10)
Marshall Lee (Adventure Time) & Alonzo (Cats)
Aziraphale (Good Omens) & Marcy Wu (Amphibia)
Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls) & Bee (Bee and Puppycat)
Stanford pines (Gravity Falls) & Yakko Warner (Animaniacs)
Bridget (Guilty Gear) & Ema Skye (Ace Attorney)
Testament (Guilty Gear) & Sailor Uranus (Sailor Moon)
Nagisa (Assassination Classroom) & Allison (The Breakfast Club)
Dirk Strider (Homestuck) & Klaus (Umbrella Academy)
Ghost (Call of Duty) & Sebastian (Stardew Valley)
Grell Sutcliff (Black Butler) & Sonic (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Ping (Mulan) & Kaoru Sakurayashiki (Sk8 the Infinity)
Eijiro Kirishima (My Hero Academia) & Kou Seiya (Sailor Moon)
Hawks (My Hero Academia) & Axel (Kingdom Hearts)
Blackbeard (Our Flag Means Death) & Tails (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Princess Ozma (Oz) & Princess Peach (Mario Series)
Team Rocket (Pokemon)
Mizuki Akiyama (Project Sekiai) & Wade Wilson (Marvel comics)
Utena Tenjou (Revolutionary Girl Utena) & Rodrick Heffley (Diary of a Wimpy Kid)
Crona Gorgon (Soul Eater) & Shuichi Saihara (Danganronpa)
Luz (The Owl House) & Spamton (Deltarune)
Morpheus, Dream of the Endless (The Sandman) & Barney Guttman (Dead end Paranormal Park)
Mad Mew Mew (Undertale) & Jesse Pinkman (Breaking Bad)
Cecil Palmer (Welcome to Night Vale) & Trunks (DBZ)
Sheik (Legend of Zelda) & JFK (Clone High)
Kara Zor-El (DC comics) & Legoshi (Beastars)
Wheatley (Portal 2) & Fluttershy (MLP)
Shinji Ikari (Neon Genesis Evangelion) & The green M&M (M&M’s)
Yellow (Pokemon Adventures) & Anne Boonchuy (Amphibia)
Yukiko Amagi (Persona 4) & Steven Universe (Steven Universe)
Peppino (Pizza Tower) & Jason Todd (DC comics)
Mahiru Koizumi (Danganronpa) & Megamind (Megamind)
Itsuka Kendo (My Hero Academia) & Miles Edgeworth (Ace Attorney)
-Mod Sky
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lunathetransqueen · 4 months
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YESTERDAY WAS THE 1 YEAR ANNIVERSRY OF MY EGG CRACKING AND ACCEPTING THAT I AM TRANS, THANKS @a-being-of-chaossss FOR DRAWING THIS FOR ME
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genderexamples · 3 months
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Reasons I thought I couldn't be a man part 1
- I like having long pretty hair sometimes (what kind of childlike logic is that)
- I facetuned myself & looked like an incel and I didn't like it (valid but mean)
- I'm attracted to my current body type (but I don't feel comfortable in it so wtf)
- I experience the same forms of social and biological suffering as women (why do I want to base my identity on my suffering?)
- I grew up relating to and looking up to butch women (valid but they were the closest gender presentation to how I felt at the time and I ALSO strongly related to the 1 trans man I ever saw in media)
- Gender is a construct and I should just be nonbinary and accept that people will read me and treat me as a woman anyway and really I'm the transphobic one for not accepting that I can be nonbinary
- Men are bad and boring (gender essentialism based on the societal pressures that funnel men toward becoming their most personality-devoid and abusive selves)
- Women can be anything! Including people who hate being read as and treated like women!
- I'm not brave enough to deal with the medical hoops, social alienation, and likely physical danger this will put me through (still true but the dysphoria is getting worse than the fear)
Add yours in the replies below!
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intergalacticgoose · 4 months
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There are many pieces of media that cracked my egg, but I have to admit that one of them was “Hedwig and the Angry Inch.” But not in the way that I think even I realized at the time.
I was still exploring gender and gender nonconformity, and the song I keep returning to is “The Origin of Love.” At the time, I thought it was a love song, and it is.
But I keep looking at the figure at the end of the song’s animation: a face, two eyes, no mouth, split down the center.
Perhaps the popular reading is that it represents two separate individuals, and I was left wondering where my other half was, and whether they were a boy or a girl or neither. But now I’m realizing that maybe I was always just one great, rolling keg of a person, that I was always a man and a woman, a child of the moon, rolled up in one and this entire time I was just looking for myself.
My problem with the song was that I don’t ascribe to the idea that one needs another person in order to be complete, but now, I’m realizing that this entire realization was Hedwig’s journey to complete herself, as well. Wow, I’m a dummy.
While it is flawed, in other ways it really is such a beautiful queer movie with many reads, and idk, I was just thinking about that a bit.
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