eddie speaking spanish. eddie talking in english and spanish slips in when he's comfortable with someone. eddie talking to buck in english and half sentences in spanish because he's comfortable around buck. eddie calling buck pet names in spanish and buck knows some so he blushes like crazy or googles the ones he isn't familiar with and one time one day buck calls eddie a pet name in spanish and eddie short circuits and buck blushes and says he thought he'd give it a try and they both blush and avert their eyes and I just fucking cannot take it anymore can someone write this please

There's an abuela who lives at the trailer park who primarily speaks Spanish. She adores the children around, often helps watch over them and cooks meals that she's always willing to share. And for some reason that Eddie cannot figure out she hates him. He's good at Spanish, has had others tell him that his pronunciation is great, so he's not sure what he's done wrong. And then Steve sees her.

Apparently she was his nanny when he was 8 and once she sees him she runs right to him and they hug each other with tears streaming down their faces. Steve speaks to her in rapid fire Spanish that sounds a little strange to Eddie's ears. It's sharper, like it's cutting some of the conjugations short and confuses the hell out of him.

He can tell they're talking about him because they keep looking his way and laughing which makes Eddie pout. "Why are you guys being so mean to me? Also what are you saying? I know Spanish and what you're saying sounds different."

Steve asks her a question and she howls with laughter before responding, and now Steve's giggling too. "Mrs. Fernandez is from Spain Eddie. It's a different dialect than the Hispanic Spanish we're taught in school. Most people from Spain find Hispanic Spanish ...ridiculous I guess is a word for it. She doesn't hate you, just thinks you're silly."

He pats his boyfriend on the back and helps him with his pronunciation while Mrs. Fernandez dotes on Steve and still laughs at Eddie but now at least they are having a conversation.

(is this totally based on the Spanish coworkers I had at my internship who taught me Spain Spanish to the point I struggle with Hispanic Spanish, maybe)

911 + Text Posts pt159/?

Anyone else is finding him/herself robbed of the fact that Buck worked as a bartender in South America and we have yet to see him speaking Spanish with Eddie?

Just me?

Oh well...

i’m thinking SO hard about bilingual eddie at the moment,,,,

driving w/ steve and robin and he gets such bad road rage he just slips and starts swearing in french (took it as a class to suck up to the teacher n get the room for hellfire) ((but he learned the curses from his mom’s side)) and steve is SO confused while robin just laughs

and steve Rich Ass Parents Dragged Him To Paris Once harrington just hits him with a very quiet

“…quoi?” (“…what?”)

n eddie without looking away from the road just shouts

“TAIS-TOI PUTAIN DE VACHE ESPAGNOLE”

(“SHUT UP FUCKING SPANISH COW”)

and robin LOSES it

Eddie: [gets down on one knee]

Buck getting down on his knees too: what are we looking for?

Eddie, who had been reaching for the ring in his pocket: maldito tonto...

well kids it seems like eddie's date lasted 1 minute and 39 seconds. which is half of how long buck was dead for. like and subscribe for more valuable buddie information.

another assortment of sketches

911 fic writers be normal about latino characters challenge (impossible, apparently)

Absently watching 5 x 17 and hearing Eddie say "Ay, joder" when pulling up to his parents house with Pepa. Knew that boy had a mouth on him.

one of my headcanons is buck being able to speak spanish after his time in south america but eddie never asked, so he just someday hits him with some kind of accidental confession in spanish (does oliver speak spanish idk)

YES I feel like buck would’ve used his time in South America to hyperfixate on learning a new language just for the sake of knowledge-hoarding

okay, 911 season 2 episode 4... kind of iconic 👌

we got eddie watching novelas and doing the sign of the cross all in the same episode, I love those little reminders of how latino he is 😌❤

nah cause the thought of dancing to monchy y alexandra with eddie is making me so ??

I am once again begging fic writers to not include a foreign language in their fics unless they have a fluent speaker helping them <3

if no one else contributes to the latino!Eddie and latino!Dustin agenda i have set forth i may just have to get off my ass and do it myself by writing a fic or something, like some sort of writer, god