fuck you buddy

“I know we used to be closer before your mother disappeared” oh so you just became the abusive, gaslighting mastermind in the last year?

I've never listened to cavetown but everyone fucking hates him so much that I think I like him by default. specifically to piss off the haters a little more

So funny when my managers try to schedule me outside my availability. Sorry guys but I'm not putting up with that ❤️

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

#Pride may be over but the gays are winning and Disney is getting their shit rocked

I hope there’s an afterlife so that whoever made this pot 2,000 years ago can brag that their cookware is so good it’s still usable literally millennia later. Something about this object being lost for centuries and then rediscovered, and being put (successfully) to its original purpose again is so pleasing to me.

If you skip a meal Senshi will materialize next to you w/ food at the ready

If the BG3 companions went on a road trip, who’s the designated refueler and why is it Astarion

I saw this cosplay on Reddit and immediately had to draw it because I love it so much

Here’s a timelapse of it!

"i kissed a girl once when i was 12" is kind of a losing response anyways

idk how many of you remember this but a few years ago tumblr ran a universally panned ad campaign for (us american) pride month that went "the gayest place on the internet".

well someone planning that campaign dropped in to ask the queer automatticians for advice on that and universally me and the other trans people involved were like "don't do it. i am so serious. don't do it. people on tumblr won't understand that it wasn't automattic who instituted the porn ban, or they will, but they'll recognize that automattic hasn't done anything, hands tied or not, to reverse it. nobody will like this. it will be a disaster." and they thanked us for our thoughts and went ahead with it anyway and then had to do retrospectives about how badly it went and were like "we just didn't know" and [gestures] yeah [edit: i think the person who rbed saying it was queerest place on the internet was right, my brain is fried, sorry! and that's... even worse lmao]

random people in the Justice League: man Batman is so tough on those kids. I bet he trains them ruthlessly at home. that must suck so much.

Bruce Wayne, assembling all of his kids into the Cave at 2 AM on a Wednesday for weirdly intense “bonding” time: so here’s the overview on how to crush someone’s fingers while shaking their hand and pretend it’s their fault. there’s several techniques, defensive and offensive, that all depend on initial thumb placement—

yeah