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I don’t know who needs to hear this but you don’t need to get cosmetic work done (especially if you’re under the age of thirty)….simply limiting your gluten intake, changing your diet and prioritising your gut health, will drastically improve your appearance.
#doses of glamour#black femininity#black girls in luxury#high class heaux#level up#high society heaux
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Daily Dose of Death <3
Taking glamour shots before they go and snatch people's souls
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A Prissy Girl’s Guide to Fall
back by popular demand, i’m here with another prissy girl guide! this post is a bit late for the fall but it’ll allow you to finish the season off in a pretty fashion, and transition to the winter smoothly. i’ll be discussing the look i’ve been adorned in as of late and my fav products i’ll be using for the spirit of fall! 💓
what’s the look this fall?
the look this season is “divalicious barbie.” voluminous hair, tapered square nails and fur details + neutral color palettes. add in a few pops of pink and some sparkly detailz and you got my look this fall. “sexy chic.” i’ve been really leaning into the vibe of a runway supermodel diva emulsion. as you may have seen, my birthday outfit drew from many inspirations, focally the early nineties alaia runway shows. just immense glamour, class and girliness with a healthy dose of sexy.
“it's officially fall bbys. uggs, tracksuits, sew ins are in”
“in are warm scents, fur, leopard prints, brown lip gloss with voluminous blowouts for the fall to enhance my diva essence!”
- @realprissygrl on twitter 🎀
first and foremost…
the weather is turning so a lot of us are catching colds. take care of your health and rest. protect your immune system and dress according to weather. i almost always get sick around late september/early october and its because of the dip my immune system takes due to the change in climate.
preparation
some of you are in school like me. one of the reasons the fall is my fav season is because it’s time to get back to the basics. you should be developing new study routines around this time or perfecting the ones you have already
new school supplies + stationery. pretty girls deserve to stay stocked up on glitter ink and fuzzy pens
start saving money for the holiday season
get a handle on your halloween look early so not to scramble when the day comes
stock up on tea, immune boosters like emergen-c and medicine
start going outside in the morning to get the vitamin D and K you may lose out on as the seasons turn
set new goals and track them in a diary or planner
try to get well rested. the change from fall to winter can cause a lot of mood and energy complications due to lack of rest
essentials
a metallic pink starbucks tumbler or stanley cup
new books to read this season
chai tea and espresso for at home lattes + a pink thermos for travel (mine is a barbie pink micro shimmer one by starbucks)
hello kitty pencil caps and planners
velcro roller kit
super cute straw toppers
juicy couture laptop case for school
dry shampoo and clean paddle brush
pink ipad for productivity
victoria’s secret anything
cute hydrophobic jackets + umbrella
cute planner, i take my corset planner everywhere
clothes and accessories
warm neutrals + pink
layers, layers, layers! i’ve been pairing fur vests/cardigans, and sheer tops
cheetah and leopard print (yes they’re different lol) i’m going for the galleria chanel look this season
preppy looks! tartan, tweed and pleats have been such an essential for me on class days
cute little purses that are only big enough for your phone, lip gloss and keys. they come rhinestoned, fur trimmed or beaded and go very well with preppy lookz
chocolate brown accessories and layers
rhinestones and pearls add the perfect diva touch to any look
hoops 4ever
diamond studs for when your hair is pulled back, the prettiest detail ever
velour tracksuits
shimmery neutral pieces
feathers and gold jewelry to achieve that regine hunter/hilary banks aesthetic
fur trims on sheer tops
fuzzy trimmed half jackets
neutral toned designer tote bags
leopard print totes
blacked out shades
berets
sheer tights including tights with patterns like lace and stripes
ted baker arycon bags. they’re affordable and super freaking cute
fuzzy knitted pieces
knee high socks
cute little pumps + kitten heels
leather booties
uggs… obviously
medium telfar in either ballerina, bubblegum or gold
rubber boots with cute details like metal buttons or fur
furry moon boots
apple watch + charm bracelet stacking
beauty
brown + pink all season. cinnamon strawberry dessert girl
tape ins + sew ins or clip ins for a budget
soft matte makeup. not too matte (winter) and not dewy (summer)
neutral eyeshadow with a pink glossy lip
voluminous side parted hair with velcro roller curls OR
pin straight silk presses with a middle part
adequate moisture in hair is imperative to ensure hairstyles last long and stay sleek. if my hair reverts too fast i know it’s because its dry
sparkly hair clips
deep pink, mauve and berry blushes
lip balms like tree hut, summers friday and patrick ta
high ponies and half up half down stylez
long curly lashes. my favs are by kiss and lilly lashes or sold on amazon in the pink packaging
invest in a metal roller brush (ulta has super cute pink ones omg) OR a round brush blow dryer to add body to hair
makeup by pat mcgrath and patrick ta for sparkly lookz
beauty blender cleanser is my fav for cleaning my brushes
lip glosses + lipstick in nude pink, nude, deep brown, and baby pink
tapered square french tipz and nude nails
eyeshadow palettes with blacks, reds, browns, grays, and creams. my favs rn are naughty nude and new nude by huda, glam palette by natasha denona and the master mattes by mario
claw clips have been my fav for cute updos
warm scents with notes of wood, oud, musk, cinnamon, pastry, soft florals and brown sugar
smoky eyes + smudged liner + wings
#the prissy girl agenda#fall#dream girl beauty#dream girl fashion#dream girl journey#my posts#diva seasonz!
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Cryptid AU: Heart Potion Effectiveness
I’ve decided to start making little informational posts about some aspects of my au! Some general thoughts I’ve had or answering questions! For this one, I was thinking about biology and physiology and how potions would affect each Link given their differing levels of Hylian-ness. And so! In no particular order:
Twilight (shapeshifter) : Heart potions heal him very well, similarly to how it works in canon. Depending on the injury, he’ll need multiple doses, which must not be taken immediately after each other or else they could cause poisoning. It is recommended that he take one every half hour and rest in between. Note that the dosage he is able to consume will change depending on the shape he takes: a small animal like a bird or squirrel would be able to handle far less while a larger animal such as Wolfie would be able to handle more at a time. Wounds that he receives while in a different shape will always transfer over to the next one when he shifts.
Four (I honestly have know idea what to call them yet) : Heart potions also work very well for them! Not much to say here, it’s mostly the same as Twilight. Although I’ll point out that if an individual color gets injured while they’re split, the injury will remain on the body when they reform. Communication between colors is vital. (Good thing they’re good at that. Haha)
Legend (Mer) : Heart potions have a muted effect on Legend unless he’s actively in his Mer form and soaking in salt water. While he’s in his ‘Hylian’ form, he’s not using his true body, so it doesn’t heal in the same way his Mer body would. Being an entirely aquatic species, he functions better in sea water in every circumstance, and that includes healing. Since he’s not always in a position where he can soak, he relies on Hyrule’s magic for the most part. Or deals with sub par healing.
Wind (Aquili) : Wind, being another sea creature, reacts to heart potions very similarly to Legend. Although because Aquili are amphibious rather than fully aquatic, he’s a lot less dependent on water as part of the healing process. If he sustains a particularly bad wound, soaking him before giving him a potion would be beneficial. But in most cases, he responds well to heart potions. And while it’s true that he heals better while in his Aquili form, changing between Aquili and ‘Hylian’ is no issue for him.
Hyrule (Fairy) : THIS KID IS DRINKING HEART POTIONS LIKE HIS LIFE DEPENDS ON IT. Because, in a way, it does. Hyrule, while he’s a very powerful fairy and has a lot of magic at his disposal, cannot use that magic on himself. He can heal everyone else all he wants, but can’t heal himself. And so, he relies solely on heart potions to get through particularly dangerous battles or accidents. I will note that it is rare for him to get hurt badly enough to necessitate this kind of intervention. He has excellent control of his spells and his glamour. Unless he’s magically exhausted (which he never is, right? Right?), he can defend himself better than anyone. Part of his is because of his extreme caution to never EVER bleed, and partly because of his ability to turn two inches tall and be fully capable of using powerful spells.
Wild (Forest Spirit) : Heart potions are entirely ineffective for Wild, as they are made with parts of monsters. Monsters are made of evil and darkness and Wild is made of Light, so they’re treated like poison to his body. Wild is kind of sort of immortal in that he does not age, but he can definitely be killed. (I treat him kind of like a Skykid for anyone who knows Sky: Children of the Light. When he looses all of his Light, he dies. And he looses this Light to things like Malice and Gloom and attacks from monsters, since they are entities of evil and hatred). In order for Wild to heal, he needs to be strengthened by things that come from the earth. This why he cooks often and eats often.
Warriors (Sword Spirit) : Heart potions do absolutely nothing for him. He cannot drink them. He’s a sword. If he runs out of energy, he can retreat into his sword until he’s back to normal: that’s generally how injuries with him are going to look. His spirit form can only take so many hits before he has to rest. Unless his physical sword got damaged, which would be NOT GOOD. However, they do have a very capable smith in their ranks so I’m sure Wars will be fine. Haha.
Sky (Avian) : Heart potions only heal Sky half way, and in many cases, can be detrimental to his mental health. Since his is the combination between Link and Aepon, heart potions alone heal him unevenly and force a separation between his two parts. As Link is more healed than Aepon, the others might notice a change in his behavior. And due to the general inefficiency in healing physical wounds, the others will opt for different healing methods for Sky; sub par healing is not worth the turmoil that it puts him through. For best healing results, mushroom spores from Skyloft (Loftwing medicine) will be mixed into heart potions and given to Sky. But since those mushroom spores can only be found in the sky and are rarely available, Sky relies on Hyrule for the major wounds and tends to himself for the smaller ones.
Time (God) : Heart potions for Time are a MASSIVE energy boost. This can be very, very dangerous as it can cause him to loose himself, and he won’t come down from it for a long while. No one likes a rampaging God. That being said, he is a God, if Time needs a potion, they have bigger issues.
Also Time is actually legitimately immortal. With no danger of death, there’s no need for potions. I will explain the logistics of his immortality in another post I promise haha!
Original Character Sheets!
#the legend of zelda#chain as cryptids au#sapphire rambles way too long#you have no idea how much thought I’ve put into this au#I’m not even scratching the surface#cryptid lore#cryptid time#cryptid four#Cryptid warriors#cryptid legend#cryptid hyrule#cryptid twilight#cryptid wild#cryptid sky#cryptid wind#links meet au
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https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/s/44akH7yohv
Oh dear, oh dear. Toto and Susie could be in trouble.😂
So... I saw this yesterday and I started to write out a rant about it and i never got around to posting it, so this gives me a great chance to say it now.
I think it's really important to look deeper into this story for a moment because as much as I think Toto can be a jackass, there's a healthy dose of misogyny craftily baked in to this that makes me question its legitimacy.
A) Business F1 Magazine is owned/run by a guy called Tom Rubython and he is... not the best source. He was responsible for the article a few years back, defending Mazepin and saying he was a James Hunt-esque 'bad boy' and F1 desperately needed him to inject glamour back in to it. The magazine also wrote a multi page article detailing the love lives of each driver and it still remains to be seen what its relevance was to a Business magazine except to go, "Oooo look how much these boys fuck!"
B) This is framed as Toto being the problem, but it's quite categorically accusing Susie of being the one being indiscreet because surprise surprise, of course its the woman who spreads gossip. Susie is not the only person who speaks to Greg Maffei, and we've all seen how much these TPs like to bitch and complain.
C) We've also seen Stefano Domenicali hanging out socially with ALOT of these TPs. Why does the gossip pipeline he proposes have to be Susie > Greg > Stefano, when it is far more simple to be Random TP mouthing off > Stefano. Also notice how he brings up Shaila Ann Rao, who was an FIA employee so unconnected to Stefano. So the two strong, highly placed women that have links to Toto are gossips who spread rumours, and the catalogue of MEN in the paddock who all have close connections and existing work and business relationships with teams in the paddock couldn't possibly be guilty of loose lips? That would never happen. Jean Todt, Ross Brawn and Stefano Domenicali were all ex-Ferrari employees and all held the 3 highest F1 related jobs at the same time and noone batted an eyelid. Also... Zak and Mattia were the loudest voices about who had broken cost cap, not Toto so I'm not sure why it keeps falling back to him, except for the fact he had a connection to the woman they were randomly blaming.
D) Drive to Survive is scripted, but we've seen Christian and Gunther both discuss paddock business with their wives, so we know they ALL chat to people about stuff going on. That paddock is a fucking sieve. The fact this goes on about unnamed sources, and brings up the weird accusation about red bull employees kids being bullied again... sounds like this is a specific anti-Toto hit piece, and it's written by the guy who has already made it clear he hates women, so who better to try and bring down with him than his well connected wife.
It's bullshit, stirring up old gripes to try and create a drama and fill column inches after an incredibly dull and event less season and based on the bullshit notion that women gossip and men don't. Even reddit took the post down because it was deemed 'low quality'.
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A little dose of the Ginger Glamour Treatment for...
Natalie Certain!
I've been meaning to start giving canon ladies my style for awhile now, but moving house and life happened in between and I wasn't able to pursue the project
This is the kind of art I really wish I could've given the fandom in 2017, but better late than never ❤️
#cars fandom#pixar cars#digital art#natalie certain#cars 3 (2017)#my art <3#do not claim as your own#do not repost/steal
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The Sights of Eorzea Discord is fresh out of the oven!
Join the Discord server and get your daily dose of style and creativity. Connect with fellow players, share your glams and shots, and get inspired! 💃
(I've been considering the idea of a glamour-centered Discord for a while, and we opened this server in response to the current Blue Bird shenanigans. So let's keep in touch!)
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chrisadew’s astrology thoughts & observations pt. 1
🖤 Virgo is the sign of critique and skill, so naturally whatever house in your chart has Virgo on it is gonna be the area of life where you use those ever evolving skills to help others, but also where you can nitpick at things, at yourself (stop that pls 👀) and rearrange or attempt to perfect your process. It’s also the area of life that can draw criticism from others.
🖤 When you’re looking at transiting planets, don’t think that because it’s not in the sign your natal planet is in it doesn’t matter! I am a Scorpio rising, so Mars is my natal chart ruler. Every time Mars transits a new sign, it’s gonna be especially significant to me as well as Aries risings. Same goes for Cancer risings with the Moon (changes sign every 2.5 days) etc etc.
🖤 The house with Pluto in it tends to amplify the themes of that house and consistently destroys/renews them. An example of this is people with Pluto in the 11H - your friend groups/communities/associations can drastically evolve over time.
🖤 To give someone credit is a 10H matter, but to leave someone a review is a 9H matter. Business thrives on reviews that build on your reputation - the reviews of the people reflect the business ideals and customer expectations, Jupiter type tings.
🖤 Tbh, you really can see sex in every single house in your chart - not just the 5H and 8H. Same goes for any other signification ever.
🖤 12H Mars people absolutely need an incidental/unstructured physical outlet for pent up energy, aggression and anger. In the 12H, Mars can feel a little bit confused and misdirected sometimes. An outlet can help to ground it and teach you to cut through the fog of Neptune’s domain; it can make your actions more intentional and less erratic.
🖤 The 6H and it’s ruler in your chart speaks to how you deal with and solve problems that arise. Example = if you have the 6H ruler in the 12H and there’s those little itty bitty issues you never seem to notice everyday or just brush off to “do later”? They could for sure bite you in the ass when you least expect it 🫣 the flip side is = you do those things as and when they pop up, and there’s an unexpected payoff down the line.
🖤 Leo risings could potentially do veryyyy well living abroad or away from their birthplace/hometown (their whole sign 12H ruled by the Moon, 5H + 8H ruled by Jupiter, 4H + 9H ruled by Mars, 2H + 11H ruled by Mercury).
🖤 When you satisfy Venus, all the Venusian related things in your life have the potential to change; for example: that's why I see some 8H Venusians come up when they're in genuine, reciprocal relationships (with people that mean something to them, not necessarily romantic) 🥺, the minute that healthy balanced exchange appears, here comes the sense of power, the ability to embrace change and deal with upheaval much better, monies, all the thingsssss 🤩 Same goes for 9H Venusians when they’re on an adventure or studying a subject they really love, or 6H Venusians when they truly enjoy their routine and/or job, they thrive.
🖤 Wherever Neptune is in your chart requires a lil bit of conscious imagination and glamour to charm the themes of that house. Someone with Neptune in the 6H for example could do with a dose of fantasy, magic or spirituality (whatever that looks like for them) in their everyday/work life to make whatever they do feel a bit more worthwhile to them.
🖤 The sign on your 2H (and it’s ruler) can also be representative of how you measure your own self worth and values; it’s your currency and eventually what you will use in trade at the meeting of the 8H (shared resources).
🖤 One thing an Aries 6H is gonna do is figure out a way to cut time on a task. 6H Aries is productivity, but make it ⚡quick ⚡💎
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heads up seven up
thank uuu for the tag @encrucijada <3
okay for novel writing technically the last thing i wrote was edits (not even with the intention of editing really just playing around) on the until heaven opening (which is like. months old now but i'm not ready to actually draft the story so i keep quietly tinkering with the same set of 300 words and they don't feel first draft-y anymore) and the last thing i drafted was the lover boy opening so i'm just going to share both hehe 🫶 (also because the difference in sentence structure and thus length is sooooo fun to me)
from lover boy:
“I’m good.”
The man smiles like he believes him. He unzips and starts rummaging through a brown backpack and feels a need to keep a stream of words as he does so, fill the beachy quiet. How he and his friend — his best friend — had just got into San Francisco this morning. How they haven't slept and how they'd had been planning it for months, thinking about it for years, dreaming about it, how they stargazed the skyline from a gas station last night and couldn’t believe they had finally made it. Beau props himself up onto his elbows, half-listening, the man’s voice starting to blend into the waves, until he produces a Polaroid camera. “Could you get a photo of us, underneath the lights?.”
from until heaven (cw paternal death and vomit mention):
Joanne likes big parties, likes please, invite everyone! parties, likes what she calls chandelier parties: a self-defined philosophy that everyone’s lives would benefit from frequent doses of glamour, like a chandelier over an everyday dinner table. Felix has little experience with glamour; he'd brought a lemon risotto and gotten so wine drunk that, for a dizzy moment, he felt twenty-one again.
He does not remember the party. All he knows is that he’s still drunk – in that half-melted, sludgy way that wine stays in you – and that right now, on the other side of the city, his sister is waiting for him because their father is dead and instead he’s here, stuck in a suburb he could never afford to live in, where he doesn’t know the way home and is still wine drunk with cherry-coloured blots down the front of his white button up which had, at some point unknown to him, become half undone. He knows that his headache is quietly growing vicious and he should take off his headphones, but they’re singing about Heaven and Las Vegas again – two places he has never been – and he knows that at some point, still unknown to him, his father died, and maybe that means he’s now stuck in Heaven or Las Vegas or somewhere in between. Or maybe that means he’ll just be everywhere, in the rain on Felix’s face and the ache behind his eyelids, and that’s how it’ll stay.
It had been these revelations that woke him up before anyone else, on the couch of a seventies style conversation pit, dazed and then suddenly terrified, and it had been this terror that drove him to the bathroom because he thought he would vomit, but then didn't, and then noticed the roof was accessible through the window — which was when the cactus casualty took place — and now he's lying here, in the rain, all from a sudden and dire need for air.
tagging w/ no pressure @onomatopiya @musingsbycaitlin @filmografo and anyone who wants to be tagged!
#the word count difference HELP#'cactus casualty' felix knocked over joanne's bathroom windowsill cactus <3 I LOVE HIMMMM#for context he is listening to hit cocteau twins album heaven or las vegas. felixcore album. two references to it in that paragraph#i think until heaven era!felix is going to be So Fun#i dont know enough about until heaven to know how the prose works rhythmically but i love whatever's going on with these long ass sentences#WAIT JUST REALISED THIS MIRRORS HOW IN RR DORROTHY SAYS 21 YEAR OLD FELIX WANTS TO EXPERIENCE#DIZZY YOUTHFUL SELF DESTRUCTION#THE MIRRORS......I NEVER PLAN THEM!#that whole sentence is a mirror to a part in RR where felix is like maybe he could be someone#who goes to fucking dinner parties with a lemon risotto and spills wine on his shirt#and he's saying it sarcastically pretending he doesnt want to be that guy. felix YOU BECAME THAT GUY!#tag games#lover boy#until heaven
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I absolutely adore Brooke 🤍
#doses of glamour#hypergamy#high maintenance#level up#high class heaux#high society heaux#highsociety#black femininity
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Love your selkie au- everything about it is just so cute- and wanted to ask a few questions.
How do changelings work in this universe; are they shapeshifters or some variation of that, or something else? And if it is a shapeshifter scenario, does Hunter have a seal form/ever shift into a seal with Willow?
I’m so happy you like it!! It’s been a passion project for me for the last couple months and I hope I can finally get it down as a fic at some point. So many ideas to explore!!!
Changelings work a lot like they do in the original folklore. They’re the children of faeries, enchanted to appear like human children, though sickly and pale. The enchantment used to make them human-like is called “glamour”, but a powerful variety that works not only to change the way a fae child looks, but also mask their magical presence. It works nearly the same way illusions do in TOH, but they’re usually only applied to faeries to change their appearance. The glamour cast upon the fae child wears off as they age and their power can no longer be contained by the enchantment. As the separation between the human and fae realm grew throughout the ages, changelings became less common with advancements in magical law and ethics.
In the modern day, there are very few faeries with the knowledge and skill to cast the changeling spell, and those that do refuse to use it—the spell requires an ingredient that can only be obtained through grisly (and highly illegal) means.
All changelings undergo a transition in mid-childhood, around the age of twelve or thirteen, when they leave the human realm and rejoin their faery parents, abandoning the rest of their enchantment and becoming fully fae. Though cruel and incredibly painful, there is a way to stall this transition: small doses of iron can be administered to the child to keep them weak, which allows the enchantment to stay in effect indefinitely until the child either dies of poisoning, or develops a tolerance. However, if the child was ever to be taken off of their iron doses all at once, their transformation would happen so suddenly they would lose their identity and become a terrible beast.
To address the transformation question: Most fae have the ability to transform into animals via a glamour, some are better at it than others, and others use magical items to physically change their bodies (which is what selkies do). Hunter isn’t too great at using glamours, so it’s doubtful he’d ever be able to swim as a seal with Willow, but he’ll sure try his best!
(updated 6/28/23)
#selkie au#toh fae au#selkie!willow#changeling!hunter#toh#the owl house#toh spoilers#huntlow#huntlow selkie au#toh au#fae au#ask#shallow waters
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Now my question is. Does Cacophonix's reputation as the ultimate gaylord precede him. Does anyone outside of the village know him as Mr. Gay. Is he like Lil Nas X where gays all around the. Area. Look up to him as the gay icon that he is.
Thank you kindly, I LOVE getting asks from you cause they are a perfect excuse for me to draw Cacofonix, and if there's one thing in this fandom I love drawing as much as Gaylois, it's Cacofonix. Here's a little comic inspired by your question since I can't help myself:
I can easily imagine Cacofonix on a big trip, having fun and indulging all of the opportunities and glamour of city life, making friends (lovers? possibly? 😳) easily, courtesy of his charismatic and pleasant demeanor (at least as long as he doesn't try to sing). People obviously aren't fans of his musical talent, or rather a lack thereof, but whenever a stranger happens to recognize him and call him by name he tends to immediately jump to that conclusion and brag about it to his fellow village folks, who clearly aren't buying it, lmao. Admittedly, at the end of the day, being appreciated and recognized for being entertaining, pretty and gay rather than for your art is not the worst position to be in, so he does take it for what it is, though not without a healthy dose of fussing about constantly, no matter where he goes, being "strangely surrounded by people who don't seem to understand art".
Funny that you mention Lil Nas X cause I just made a playlist with my favourite bardcore covers in honor of Cacofonix the Ultimate Gaylord™ and Montero is the first song on it.
#asterix#cacofonix#cacophonix#assurancetourix#my art#the sweet homosexual tension of a man piercing your ears in exchange for a date#listen... this is a sfw blog so we won't be discussing Cacofonix's jolly good big city gay time in great detail#it does make me admittedly uncomfortable to think adult stuff about a childhood nostalgia comic... BUT#if I had to choose one character who fucks it would be Cacofonix#I could probably make up a whole story about Cacofonix and his mysterious Lutetian admirer but I have a Gaylois wedding to attend to#and by that I mean I'm gonna make Gaylois wedding fanart in response to an ask I got#lmfao the way Asterix gives him a rude awakening and Cacofonix throws shade at him in return is sending me#what does he know about charm??? I dunno man maybe ask Obelix since he's clearly happily married#they are both such gay disasters#they give me strong gay besties/mlm solidarity vibes#but also it's a great ship imo#I'm all ride or die for Gaylois but if you see my art of Asterix and Cacofonix as shippy I won't stop you#I will encourage you even#it's my second favourite Asterix ship and I'm planning to draw some cute stuff with them every now and then#I wonder if they have a ship name#asterfonix?#I like that#anyway Cacofonix with piercings am I right 😳���😳
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Skelesona and Skeleton: Relationship (Summaries)
Warnings: Violence, kind of angsty, implicated thingys, my friends were gaslit in the making of this post (love you @kiok0r0 and @hearty-dose-of-ranch)
Undertale -
Hydrangea is more of a closed-off person. She never had much interaction with Classic when they were in the Underground. However, at some point, they met by pure coincidence and Classic was convinced she was a dream. Later, on the surface, he is a regular at her shop and often buys flowers to make puns with.
As said, Hydrangea is a closed-off person, so she rarely interacted with anyone...But Vanilla met her purely by chance and when he said hello, she made a break for it. Vanilla, however, would return to befriend her. After a while, they became close friends, and on the surface, he is a regular at her shop who sometimes works part-time.
Hydrangea introduced flowers to the skeleton brothers. Classic's favorite flowers are irises and Vanilla's favorite flowers are sunflowers.
Horrortale -
Hydra and Clove were in a romantic relationship before the famine. They often talked about leaving the Underground and were very close. However, Clove would later betray her which would cause a permanent scar on her psyche and body, and thus, their relationship would fall completely apart. They later would become friends again.
Hydra and Cinnamon had a very close friendship. Often they'd work together and spend time together, when Clove betrayed her, she went into severe self-isolation and Cinnamon would then go on a search for her and he would rekindle their friendship. They would later become close friends (maybe a couple.)
Underswap -
Jane is an Underground influencer and Navy greatly admired her from afar. He would then meet her in person on accident and they would have a lovely chat. He knew her from when she was younger and he 100% had faith in her. She would then vanish into mystery. However, later on the surface, they became close friends and he would join her on her blog.
Jane is an Undergroup influencer and Syrup hated her. He 100% thought she was fake because he believed she left their home to rot to become a popular influencer. Later, this misunderstanding would be cleared up and they'd start slowly rebuilding their severely damaged relationship. On the surface, they're still slowly rebuilding, but they're closer again.
Underfell -
Harper is a mechanic and Cardinal is a someone who wants to learn how to work on cars. They have a begrudging respect for each other but Cardinal 100% believes she's a spoiled rich brat and she thinks he's a overconfident raging asshole. After some time, they do end up trusting each other enough to share their tragic backstories. Cardinal would later help Harper build her theater on the surface.
Captain and Harper have a very begrudging respect for each other. They were friends as children and were as thick as thieves, however, at some point, they would have a falling out that would take their friendship down with it. As adults, she sees him as a sad excuse of a villain and Captain sees her as a wannabe femme fatale. However, they do start to fix their very severely damaged relationship and on the surface, they're close friends.
Alluretale -
Glamour and Hadria had a very artificial friendship in the Underground due to the Charm, however, they did seem to have respect and care for each other. When the charm had fallen, they had become very incredibly close friends and worked hard together. Hadria helped Glamour become an established bartender while she became an established dance teacher.
Caramel and Hadria had a much more genuine friendship then she and Glamour. They seemed to get along smoothly and she absolutely adored his baking. When the Charm would fall, they would become even closer friends and they would work together on occasion. She helped him become an established baker and they are very close friends.
Fellswap Carnelian -
Juliette and Ebony had a very hostile relationship. They've been friends since they were kids and he sees her as a complete bad influence on his brother. They have fought several times, but after some time, they began to enjoy each other's company, but would never admit it. On the surface, they are very close friends and Ebony considers her a part of their family.
Juliette and Hound are best friends, partners in crime even. They've been together since they were children and they've been constant influences on each other. Juliette is his most relied-on friend and she relies more on him than anything. On the surface, they're just even closer and they rely on each other even more.
Swapfell Amethyst -
Suffice it to say, Jet absolutely hates Jemma. Jemma is an influencer who, he is convinced, sold her soul to gain money and fame. Jet thinks she's self-centered, callous, and cruel and he threatened her when they met for the first time. However, she seems to have a deep fondness for him, she says nothing on it. Rumors say she had a one-sided crush on him. After some time, they became very close friends, but Jemma still seems to keep herself closed off. People always say, their relationship always seemed off to them.
Brass and Jemma have a very hostile relationship. Brass seems very against having any sort of relationship with her. He seems to stick by his brother when it comes to her. However, like Jet, Jemma seems to display a kind of fondness for him that no one can quite place. When Brass and Jet crossed paths with her, she seemed almost too familiar with them. On the surface, they seem to be close friends, but Jemma seems to keep herself mostly closed off from them.
Dancetale -
Hip Hop and Hyacinth have a very friendly and fun relationship. Hyacinth seems to love to try and convince the other skeleton to dance with her, despite this, he seems to always refuse her. That, however, does not remove the very close bond these two have. They can be seen helping each other and learning new steps together. On the surface, they seem to teach the same class but with different styles.
Latin and Hyacinth are very close friends and could be found dancing together quite often. She seems to admire him quite a bit, but mostly kept that to herself. She didn't, however, seem to offer to dance with him as often as she did with Hip Hop. On the surface, they are dance teachers and teach separate classes.
Dancefell -
Calluna and Rhythm have a very hostile relationship. They can be found often arguing or fighting. He makes extreme effort to keep Tango and her as far apart as often. He seems to openly view her as a spoiled rich brat who uses anyone she meets. Calluna, on the other hand, appears to just accept his remarks and prefers to avoid him. However, they appear to rekindle their friendship and get along better later on, as if something has been addressed. On the surface, she is a choreographer, and he occasionally assists her with it.
Tango and Calluna have a VERY hostile relationship. Tango seems to view her as someone who he never should've gotten involved with as they were friends as kids. He shows a very harsh hostility, but sometimes, he just seems very hurt and looks very pained when seeing her. Calluna, on the other hand, appears to reach for him then pull her hand back; the reason for this is unknown, but she appears significantly more mournful and anguished when dealing with him than with Rhythm. Later on, they appear to restore their friendship and can be seen dancing together. On the surface, they appear to be very close friends who occasionally collaborate.
Danceswap -
Merengue and Hattie seemed to be very close friends, but Hattie seemed a bit distant towards him on occasion. Merengue definitely noticed and seemed to talk to her as often as he can to keep her near. He is shown to be very fond of her and can be seen dancing with her occasionally. On the surface, they can be seen working together and she is definitely a very close and fond friend of his.
DJ and Hattie seem to be close, but distant friends. They seem to be a bit more distant than Merengue and Hattie. She can be seen offering to dance with him like "they used to" but he would often decline. The two seem to be distant and many believe they are mourning their broken friendship. However, both can be seen openly protecting the other but can't seem to hold eye contact with one another. On the surface, their dynamic completely changed to being very close and very fond of each other. They can also be seen dancing, but rarely ever live.
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Underfell by Underfell Fan (adopted by Fandom)
Underswap by Popcorn Pr1nce
Horrortale by Sour-Apple-Studios
Dancetale by Teandstars
Dancefell + Danceswap by: Unknown
Swapfell by Kkhoppang
Fellswap Carnelian and Swapfell Amethyst are my own boys.
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hey liv how are you!! i’ve been craving some gut-wrenching angst lately, and i was wondering if you had a reclist for draco hating himself for loving harry, like he thinks it’ll always be unrequited or that they’ll never work, but can’t help himself either way? not sure if this is too specific or if i’m just describing pining!draco with a side of angst LOL, but i wanted to ask my favourite reccer! pls don’t feel pressured to answer (or to answer quickly), i know you get soo many requests!! thank you so much for everything you do 🤍
Hello anon! Hehe I see you’re a hardcore angst fan, I envy those whose heart can take it on big doses 🥲 I think you might enjoy these:
An Emerald In The Sky by corvuscrowned (M, 6.6k)
The hardest part about shagging an Unspeakable is that they’re not allowed to speak of anything. All Draco knows is that Harry works in Time. Harry works in Time, and while he’s out there in all of that time, it is as unforgiving to him as it is to anyone.
you've got the antidote for me by Kandakicksass (M, 20k)
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Draco starts following Potterwatch secretly during the War. He wishes Potter would come save him too. But that sort of thing only happens in fairy tales, and Malfoys don't get fairy tale endings, do they?
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Potter was supposed to have lived. Draco is certain of this. That Potter would no longer walk the earth was tantamount to the sun moving west to east across the sky. If only he could have stopped this from happening, if he’d have known…
The Boy Who Only Lived Twice by lettered (E, 54k)
Harry Potter is an Unspeakable. Draco Malfoy is the wizard who shagged him. Adventure! Intrigue! Secret identities, celebrities, spies! It's all right here, folks.
We Are Young (I'll Carry You Home Tonight) by Femme (E, 69k)
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Super Rich Kids by @thusspoketrish (E, 81k)
Draco Malfoy has become disillusioned by the glitz and glamour of the scandalous lives of the Post-Second Wizarding War Pureblood Elite.
Far From The Tree by aideomai (E, 112k)
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Written on the Heart by who_la_hoop (E, 113k)
Unnerved by the attention he’s attracting from everyone – the Slytherins are the least of it, to be fair – and struggling with a raft of changes to Hogwarts itself, Harry wishes he could be happy that one constant remains: Draco Malfoy really fucking hates him.
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Draco is a high-end prostitute who hides his identity. Harry unknowingly hires him. And then there is porn, questions about identity, domestic bliss, more porn, and truth as seen through a web of lies.
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Harry is an Auror instructor. Malfoy wants to be an Auror.
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Jude Duarte Propaganda Post
“If I cannot become better than them, I will become so much worse” and then she did and it was so iconic of her.
okokok so she was so desperate to make something of herself and feel powerful that she stabbed herself in the hand to get a job as a spy. She took small doses of poison to build up an immunity. She tricked a fairy prince into giving her power over him than instated him as a puppet king. She fights with a sword and also her wits. Murder is her first resort. She's a human raised in fairyland (a dangerous situation) who became Queen. She's morally grey largely because her enemies are sooo much worse than her. She doesn't hurt people for no reason. She just has many reasons.
The favourite daughter (at least at the start of the book) of the guy who killed her parents and kidnapped her and her sisters when she was 7 (he was her half-sister's (fae) dad). He taught her how to fight with various weapons.
She wanted to become a knight in order to secure her place in the fearie realm as a mortal and earn some respect but took the opportunity to become a spy for one of the fearie princes (in exchange for immunity to faerie glamour) instead when he offered her the position due to her being able to lie.
When the prince she is spying for gets killed in a coup she makes another prince (the love interest and titular character of the first two books) swear himself into her service and sets him up as a puppet king (against his wishes) poisoning her adoptive father (non-fatally) in the process.
She later marries him to become queen but he banishes her right after.
She sneaks back into the palace by standing in for her twin sister during an interrogation (due to her being immune to fearie glamour while her sister isn't) in order to cover up that her sister killed her husband.
When her husband was turned into a giant serpent she contemplated binding him to her (basically enslaving him) which would allow her to keep her position of power, but she ultimately decided she couldn't do that and chose to kill him instead which turned him back (which she didn't know would happen).
"If I can't be better then them, I will become so much worse."
"I won't be horrible for the sake of my own amusement. That's got to be worth something."
"And if the serpent grows in monstrousness and corruption, if it poisons the land of Elfhame itself, then let me be the queen of monsters. Let me rule over that blackened land with my redcap father as a puppet by my side. Let me be feared and never again afraid."
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Ya know what always gets under my skin? People who think poledancing isn't actual dancing. I get why they say that but I gaurntee that if they say a break dancer? They'd say the same. Hell, you need the core strength and flexiblity of a gymnist to pull off some of the moves you see. To anyone who dose that for a living? Mad respect.
If only you could see the behind the scenes for pole dancin'....really ain't all that glamours.
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