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kis3memore · 3 months

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Wicked Games

introduction, chapter 1

Summary: Chris is suffering from a nasty addiction and is desperate to find the right person to help him get out of it.

Warnings: slight smut, male receiving, cursing, drug use, alcohol use

WELCOME!! I was scared to post this, but then I was like, you know what? fuck it let’s do it. Anyway, this is my first EVER series on here I’m excited and nervous at the same time!

I hope you all enjoy this introduction!.. ig I’ll call it that.

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"Watch your teeth," Chris tells the girl who is currently on her knees in front of him, she looks up at him as he grabs a fist full of her hair guiding her head up and down. He throws his head back, "Fuck, there we go, much better,"

He looked back down at the girl as she swirled her tongue around the tip of his penis, making him groan. "Come on, don't tease me," He huffed, turning his head towards the door as he heard shuffling and laughter. He looked back at the girl who was still going to town on him and let his eyes roll to the back of his head, leaning his head back and looked up at the ceiling, feeling dizzy as his vision started to spin and all the laughter from the other side of the door seem far away.

Of course, it was edibles, a joint, and only who knows how many shots he was gone. But to him, he felt amazing, like nothing would feel better than how he felt right now. He loved every minute of his high and wished it would never go away, but it did, and that's when he turned miserable again.

He does take knowledge of his bad addiction, every time he thinks about it he feels about cleaning up and staying sober, but he always ends up not taking his own advice. What's terrible is that he blames people for his addiction, "nobody cares to even help me sober up or even care to encourage me to stop," He felt alone in this world and is in desperate need of someone to save him, he doesn't care who he just wants that somebody to care about him.

His high was ruined when the girl on her knees in front of him decided to scrape her teeth on him once again, he winced looking down at her, "Yeah, you're done here," He pushed her off of him earning a confused look from her. He picked up his pants, buttoning them back up, "Go bite someone else's dick," He hated when his high was ruined, it put him in a bad mood, but that didn't stop him from getting high again.

He walked out of the room, leaving the girl shocked, probably still on her knees. He didn't care.

"Smoke some, drink some pop one"

The song blasts through the house, which holds a party every year school starts. The house belongs to one of the popular hockey players, who invites Chris to every party he hosts. This is the time and place where Chris can easily let loose. He makes his way back to the corner where he always goes with his best buddy, Nate.

"Oh wow, that was quick," Chris laughed, eyeing the joint that was held in between Nate's fingers, "Give me that," He pointed to it. Nate shook his head, moving it away from him, "Nah, you stole my first one. You ain't taking this one," Chris's face dropped, "I almost got my dick eaten off, and you're seriously doing this to me?" Nate's eyes widened as he heard what Chris told him, but then he laughed, shaking his head.

"This is legit the second time you almost went dickless," Nate said to him. Chris looked away from him, watching people walk in and out of the house, "Just give me that damn blunt," He heard Nate scoff, taking another hit before passing it to Chris, who gladly took it from his hand, "Thats what I thought," Taking a hit immediately, Nate shakes his head eyeing him as he does so. The look he gives Chris is mixed with concern and disgust, He's worried about his best friend's health and his addiction, but also disgusted with himself, the guilt he feels washes through him constantly as he is always the one to supply him with stuff and never has the guts to say no.

Chris looked back at the crowd behind him, his eyes landed on someone he couldn't stand, and his face turned sour from even looking at him. Taking one last hit, he passed the blunt back to Nate.

"Life of the party arrived," Chris said, turning his head again towards where "the life of the party" was. Mateo Hansley, on the football team, everyone knows him, but Chris despises him ever since he found out his ex was cheating on him with him. To this day, his ex still tries her all to get him back, and he sometimes finds himself considering it, but Nate pushes him back from it, telling him it's not a good idea, "Oh how cute, I'm surprised his stuck up girlfriend is not with him," Chris looked back at Nate, "Who's that?" He asked him.

"You don't know? Y/n Laurier, snobby little bitch, cheer team," He still didn't have a clue, squinting at Nate, who sighed, looking over at Mateo, "Best friends with the girl you took to the room over there," Chris now had his eyebrows raised, "Damn well, I hope she knows her bestie loves to bite off dicks," Nate laughs at him shaking his head, finishing off the blunt before he gets up from his seat, patting Chris's shoulder, "Lucky you still have yours,"

"Come on mister I'm always feining, I think we need some air and maybe touch some grass while we're at it," Nate said to him as he began to walk through the crowd and towards the door that led to the back yard, Chris rolled his eyes. "I think I'm okay," He muttered, taking the seat where Nate was sitting before he got up. He observed the crowd in front of him, looking at the people dancing, taking shots, smoking, and seeing people making out with one another.

"You look lonely," He sat up straight and looked around, trying to figure out if he actually heard that or if it was just his high messing with him, but no, he found someone actually sitting next to him, A girl he had never seen before, she looked at him with raised eyebrows, he looked back at her with the same expression, he opens his mouth to say something back but she beats him to it, "I'm real, and I'm really sitting next to you" She laughs at him, he does the same rubbing his forehead while shaking his head.

"Um, are you okay?" He snaps back to reality for a bit, looking behind her at the group of girls taking shots together, the girl next to him stays staring at him, waiting for him to speak, Wow this guy is high in the clouds, her mind said. "Oh yeah, I'm perfect! Also, I’m not alone I'm with my friend," He smiled at her answering her question, watching her nod awkwardly, You can just get up and walk away you know.

He wondered why she was still sitting here, getting annoyed a bit. "So, like, the real question is, what are you doing here alone?" he asked her this time. Her eyes traveled all the way down to his shoes, examining him like he were some object. He looked away from her quickly, biting his lip so that he wouldn't curse her out.

"I'm not alone I'm actually with my boyfriend, but who knows where he is right now," She shrugged letting out a breath, he looked at her suspiciously now, "And who's that?" The question came out of his mouth slowly. She tucked a strand of hair behind her ear, "Mateo Hansley," She answered, and he widened his eyes. Speak of the devil, holy shit.

"I need to touch some grass," he mutters before getting up quickly and walking away. She sits there confused, watching him walk out the door leading to the backyard. "Stoner," she shook her head but then shrugged. Standing on her feet now, she continues to search for her boyfriend.

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oh wow, yall read the whole thing???? was it good at least???

thank you so much for reading the introduction to my first series!! it’s short i know, but the chapters will be long, let me know what you guys think of it so far!

#christoper sturniolo x reader #chris sturniolo x reader #chris sturniolo #christoper sturniolo #chris sturniolo smut #sturniolo triplets #sturniolo triplets fic #fanfic #sturniolo smut #sturniolo fanfic #matt sturniolo #nick sturniolo

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myslutwritings · 11 months

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Hi. Idk if you’re taking requests but can you write headcanons for an enemies to lovers style relationship for Enmu x Reader?

yes i am taking requests! thank you for submitting a request<3

Enemies to lovers with Enmu

➤ headcanons

Enmu x GN!Demon!reader

warnings; enmu 💀💀

• So do y’all remember the mugen train arc? (let’s just pretend Enmu won and received a greater amount of Muzans blood)

• With more of Master Muzan’s blood Enmu becomes bold enough to challenge an upper-ranked demon in a duel for their place.

• That is when he encounters you.

• Tried to take your place but rightfully got his ass kicked.

• Boy, losing was an understatement. you fr ended his whole ass career.

• Enmu is usually infatuated with demons who are stronger than him. But you? Nah, bro just gets pissed off.

• This little shit is INCREDIBLY envious of you and your blood demon art! LIKE NO JOKE.

• It comes to a point where he just becomes more and more obsessive with the thought of beating you.

• Doesn’t challenge any of the other uppermoon demons. Just you and you alone. (You’re a victim fr)

• He battles you for your place over and over and over again.

• You grow aggravated with his obnoxious behavior. You do know it’s only normal between demons to act this way but you can’t help but feel annoyed anyway.

• You’ve beat his puny ass every damn time so why does he only continue to attempt and beat you?? Enmu just flat-out embarrasses himself every time.

• The reason why he persistently challenges you to a duel is because you beat him every time. So Enmu’s desperation grows increasingly high and now he’s convinced he has to beat you. This only grows his obsession and desire for your place. No one else fixates him as much as you do. Enmu’s more than determined now.

• These arrogant ongoing battles become more like a game. (At least to you)

• Enmu takes it seriously while you view it all as child’s play.

• Enmu quite literally despises your guts because of your otherworldly powers and the way you get special treatment by the demon king himself.

• Oh, he wants it ALL.

• However, despite his hatred towards you he does get to know you due to you being the only demon he sees every night when the both of you duel..

• Eventually his envious behavior decreases and he notices how beautiful/handsome, cunning, and beyond majestic you are..

• Bro’s jealousy and undying hatred turns to legit WORSHIP

• Then you’re like: ???

• I THOUGHT YOU HATED ME? is what you say in your mind when you notice his sudden change in demeanor.

• The brutal battles die down and you could almost say you two were ‘friendly’

• Enmu still envies you though. Just not as much as he used to. He’s surprised himself when he notices that he’s growing soft towards you.

• Y’all want from enemies to friends. However, slight tension remains.

• Basically frenemies. That’s how to describe the current situation between y’all.

• Eventually Enmu realizes how unique your abilities are and no longer envies you. his jealousy and hatred dies down as the two of you interact more and more.

• Enmu has never been close with anyone before. He barely interacts with the other demons. Others find him eccentric hence why they never put in any effort to chat with him. (They’re demons after all)

• You’re different than the others which is why he chose to battle with you in the first place.

• Usually when he met up with you the two of you would just fight but those fights turned into just plain old insults to wholeheartedly conversations.

• Enmu is aware of what love is. So it’s no lie when he then tells you he has feelings for you.

• You are surprised by this because affection is extremely rare between demons. No one has ever heard of two demons falling in love. Most of them consider relationships to be a waste of time.

• However, You and Enmu are different.

• The both of you end up together. At first you thought this relationship was going to be a complete failure.

• Spoiler alert; it’s not in the SLIGHTEST!

• Enmu falls hard. LIKE REAL HARD.

• Worships you more than he does Muzan

• An ideal date would be to go out hunting with him. The both of you kill those pitiful humans. Enmu is enamored with the way you kill your victims and how elegant you look while doing it.

• He’s jealous of anyone and anything that comes near you but is really good at hiding it.

• You notice every time though. However, you find his jealousy cute. You reassure him that you love him and only him! (Which Enmu really appreciates)

• This zesty demon is crazy for you. I KID YOU NOT HE’S BEYOND CRAZY FOR YOU.

• He didn’t realize he would love you this much. Enmu wants you to be by his side for all eternity!

• Dreads the thought of you leaving him.

• Y’all crack constant jokes about how you guys were hardcore enemies in the past.

• Enmu digs your sense of humor. You have your own personality unlike the other demons he encounters.

• Overall, this man loves you and worships the ground you walk upon. If you asked him to get on his knees for you and bark like a dog he definitely would 💀💀

that’s all! i hope you enjoyed<3 i apologize if there are any typos. this isn’t proof read.

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cocainegirlsnblunts · 5 months

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Smoothies In 1991

Jack Harlow - Catching feelings

Ever since your Birthday Party, you couldn’t stop thinking about Jack. You stalked all his Social Media, you looked at everything you could about him on the Internet, you were legit in love.

You called your close friend Madison Beer to tell her about this little crush you got going on.

“Hey! what’s up??” Madison answered the call. “Madi why am I just finding out that Jack Harlow is cute.” She bursts out laughing “No fucking wayyy! Arlette what do you mean!??”

“I don’t know!! I just met him yesterday because of Cole and I just- he’s so like- I don’t know what it is about him I can’t put it into words.” you say.

“Oh so this is serious” she said, “Well no like we’ve never even hung out or anything but i’m thinking about calling Cole and asking him to set some stuff up.” you say. “Yeah well I think you should, and let me know what happens.” she says.

You hang up and think long and hard about telling Cole about these feelings. Not because you don’t trust him you just don’t know if you’re ready to start a new relationship. But you looked at Jack’s instagram and couldn’t resist.

*phone ringing*

“pick upppp” you say waiting impatiently and annoyed. “Heyy Arlette what’s up.” Cole FINALLY picks up. “Hey what’re you doing rn??” you ask “Nothing much, I just been editing some stuff what about you?”

“Yeah no i’m not doing anything but listen I just got off the phone with Madison, and I asked her about a special someone… And this someone, happens to be one of your buddies.”

He took a minute to reply “What do you mean when you say special someone…” you start laughing cause you can’t believe you’re about to tell him that you’re crushing on Jack Harlow.

“Uhm he’s not so special because nothing’s happened yet but…something can happen between us if you help.”

“What do you mean help you????” he says confused. “Well look you introduced me to him at my birthday and” He cut you off right there “Who do you want me to put you on with Arlette.”

“I hate you. Okay it’s Jack Harlow. that’s my crush so could you please let him know i’m amazing and all that.”

He bursts out laughing

“ARLETTE BRO You’re funny”

“Holy shit. Alright what do you want me to do exactly.” he says.

“Okay first of all, i’m not liking all this laughing at me so stop there. But nah just like make some plans with him and then invite me without telling him so then he’ll be like oh her fine ass is here type shit.”

“Yeah okay Arlette, i’ll let you know, Bye.”

Fast Forward to November

you guys having lunch together

11/15/21

you guys playing basketball together

( photos took by urban wyatt)

11/29/21

you guys at a party together

12/4/21

Here are the photos that started the dating rumors

All December

When you guys finally started dating these are the pictures that made you guys go public

you guys fr got caught lacking

You and Jack made it official on January 17th 2022 and popped out at a Basketball game to confirm you two

The Media went crazy.

This is the most you been spotted since your break but the real supporters could see you were happy since the last time you were active.

And obviously you got some backlash from the fans that are in love with him but you didn’t pay attention one bit. You were truly happier than ever with him and everyone supported you two.

#jackharlowswifey #smoothiesin1991 #jack harlow #jack harlow smut #kali uchis #lovers #love story #jackharlowfanfic #jack harlow series #larry june #cole bennett #madison beer

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ridiasfangirlings · 4 months

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fushimi having "not beef cuz i dont care about him i just hate him but its not because of anything" with bandou because he killed fushimi on a game in front of yata

I’m just imagining Fushimi finding ways to quietly and sneakily fuck up Bandou’s life and poor Bandou is like ‘what did I do??’. Like Yata invites Fushimi to join him playing some video game with Homra, Fushimi doesn’t really want to but Yata’s so excited and Fushimi did say he would try to get along with Yata’s clan so he agrees. He figures at least he can show off how much better he is at this than all those losers from Homra, like Yata keeps chatting about how good Saruhiko always is with video games and he can’t wait to see how well Fushimi does and Fushimi is possibly maybe a little bit looking forward to Yata calling him cool with shining eyes. And then they start playing… and Fushimi gets taken out like two minutes in by a sniper shot from Bandou. Bandou is all laughing over the voice chat like ha showed you guys, bragging about how skilled he is at this while Yata’s all oh yeah we’ll get you next time. Fushimi is utterly silent except for a single tongue click.

The next day Bandou logs into one of his gaming accounts to find he’s been hacked, his profile name was changed to ‘Sunglasses Loser’ and all his achievements have been wiped. He has no idea who did it but whoever it was must have been skilled because this guy left no traces behind. Yata overhears that and somewhere deep in his mind he has a moment of ‘Could it have been…? Nah, no way that guy cares this much about getting killed in a game.’ And then Bandou receives what looks to be a perfectly legit email that infects his entire PC with an untraceable virus and he has to do a full wipe and restore. Later he’s in the middle of playing a game tournament when his character freezes and nothing Bandou can do will get it to move, Bandou doesn’t know if he’s being hacked again or what, and a low level newbie sniper with a completely boring, uncustomized character takes him out. Homra gets called out to deal with a Strain and Bandou thinks at least this will get him away from his string of bad luck for a bit, only for S4 to ‘accidentally’ send the Strain in his direction (they swear they didn’t know he was over there, he didn’t show up on the map they had of everyone’s position on their PDAs) and now he has a cactus growing out of his head for the next two days.

Bandou’s at the bar bemoaning his fate, wondering who he pissed off, as Fushimi comes to pick up Yata to go drinking. Kusanagi slides Fushimi a water and quietly asks if Fushimi is mad at Bandou for some reason, Fushimi has no idea what he’s talking about. Later even Yata’s like you know that character Bandou described as being really new looking and plain, isn’t that like what you used to use in jungle and Fushimi just shrugs, he doesn’t like that guy but why would he want to waste his time making a worthless person’s day even worse. Yata’s like that’s kinda harsh but I guess it’s true, there’s no reason why you’d be mad at him, totally oblivious as Fushimi adds that they should play video games again with Homra some time, Fushimi’s been practicing.

#Fushimi Saruhiko #Bandou Saburota #Talking K #Fushimi would absolutely be so vindictive and petty this way #Bandou has no idea what happened here #why does the world hate him suddenly #really Fushimi is just mad Bandou made him look uncool in front of Misaki

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junkshop-disco · 11 months

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Tagged by @combatbootsfemme 💙

Trope Game

Rules: How much do these tropes affect your decision to click on a fic?

-10 -> very dissuaded

0 -> don’t care either way

10 -> very enticed

nope -> if it’s a hard no and you’d never click on a fic with that tag or or you even have the tag blocked or you’d insta click out of the fic if it wasn’t tagged.

Bonus points for explaining the rating and whether it’s conditional

Age Gap: 0/10

I’ve been into age gaps ships but not necessarily into the age gap aspect. It’s not something that bothers me or something I seek out in particular.

Codependency: -10/10

I prefer pairings that consist of two individuals who want to be together, rather than need to be.

Enemies to lovers: 0/10

I prefer ‘mild mutual antipathy’ to lovers or ‘minor misunderstanding leading to mild dislike’ to lovers tbh.

Enemies With Benefits: -100/10

I do not vibe with any kind of hate sex. Why are you sleeping with someone you don’t like? I just don’t get it.

Fake Dating/Relationship: 10/10

Yes please gimme. I’m going to need some pining on the side, please and thank you.

Found Family: 10/10

I need the dysfunctional would never describe themselves as a family, found or otherwise, sort though.

Friends To Lovers: 100/10

Absolutely bulletproof. Give me every version under the sun.

Friends With Benefits: 100/10

Again absolutely bulletproof. Give me ‘we can handle the awkwardness, we can handle the feelings, right?’ And then them being spectacularly wrong.

Hurt/Comfort: 100/10

Yes. Just yes. Give me all the whump, all the wound tending, all the bedside vigils, all the deep seated trauma surfacing and finally finding safety. All of it.

Love Triangle: 3/10

Depends on the people involved I think.

Mistaken/Hidden Identity: 0/10

I legit don’t think I’ve ever seen this in a fandom I read in.

Monster Fu… Relationship: -10/10

I’ve read it by accident and didn’t really enjoy it.

Obsession, Possessiveness, etc: -10/10

Nope. Not sexy to me.

Opposites (like grumpy×sunshine, etc): 0/10

I think this can be interesting but I need more than just that, like it has to have an element of ‘they think they’re opposites but actually they have this huge thing in common and just reacted differently and can learn from each other’.

Poly: 10/10

Absolutely, although I probably enjoy a smutty one shot type version more than a long fic, where I tend to find all the negotiation etc tedious to read even though in real life it’s absolutely necessary.

Pregnancy: -100/10

Nope. See also: kidfic

Second Chance: 10/10

In terms of people who missed their moment with each other, yes absolutely. Getting back with someone who hurt you? Nah.

Sex To Feelings: 10/10

Yes.

Slowburn: 10/10

But there has to be a reason for it to be so slow. And my preferred reason is mutual trauma. DNW a series of increasingly tenuous obstacles and misunderstandings. I need internal conflict easing one tiny fleeting brush of fingers at a time.

Soulmates: -10/10

Not really. I hate anything to do with fate or pollen made them do it or whatever, I want people to choose to be together and I find soulmates usually comes in a package with a bunch of stuff that doesn’t interest me, like declarations about love rather than showing they work together as people.

Tagging: @infinity2020corner, @camedownonamoonbeam and @septemberrie if you fancy it!

#meme me

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bigshot · 2 years

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WEIRDLY SPECIFIC BUT HELPFUL CHARACTER BUILDING QUESTIONS (Not Accepting)

anonymous said: i LOVE how much effort is put into the theme with all the secret links!! could you do 19, 27, 38, 54, and 55 for the weirdly specific questions? sorry if you've answered any of those before!

THANK YOU!! Theme building is one of my favorite parts of setting up new blogs and I had too much fun with Spamton’s ;;w;;

19. What would they do if stuck in a room with the person they’ve been avoiding?

It definitely wouldn’t last long if whoever it is knows to play on his temper for a response, but Spamton’s petty enough to pretend they aren’t there at all.

They try talking to him? Nah, he didn’t hear anything. Touch him? Hmm, weird breeze in here. Stand in his way? Christ, the wallpaper’s gettin uglier every day!

27. What’s the worst gift they ever received? How did they respond?

"WOULDN’’T YOU L1KE TO KN 0W.”

38. What hobby are they good at in private, but bad at in front of others? Why?

Whether or not he’s good is subjective, but Spamton enjoys painting. He likes watching Bob Ross streams.

It’s a way to express himself that can’t be corrupted and art lends itself to being abstract, anyway. He likes doing simple landscapes, things with lots of open sky, the types of places and sights he’d like to go see. He’s already painted up the walls of his room in Isola just like his old shop’s. Maybe he even sketches while he’s out, but he’ll never admit it.

He has a hard time working in front of people, though. A person in the room is a distraction, he likes to talk and his hands are shaky enough as it is that adding how animated he can get in conversation just ruins whatever he’s trying to do.

54. What’s their instinct in a fight / flight / freeze / fawn situation?

It depends on his confidence, but either fight or flight.

Spamton’s not going out looking for fights and he’s going to actively avoid getting into real ones, with Kris he wanted to see if their Soul was legit powerful and got the feeling a battle would be a good sales pitch besides, but if you try starting one he’d be game to tussle.

But if the situation seems out of his hands or it’s somebody who’s kicked his ass before, though? And he isn’t already hiding somewhere? Fuck all ya’ll, he rUNNING.

55. What’s something they’re expected to enjoy based on their hobbies / profession that they actually dislike / hate?

It’s complicated.

He loves the act of making deals, a successful sale is a rush he’s never managed to replicate and the whole ‘big shot’ businessman lifestyle is something he misses dearly. Schmoozing around with clients, drinking with bigwigs, expensive cigars, even more expensive cars, the commercials and glamour and the adoring public and doing anything he wants...

But he doesn’t care much for money. Like, sure, he wants the money. It’s nice to have. Money gets you places and getting rich is the whole point of being a businessman. That’s how you get the glamour and the people. It’s a core part of who and what he is.

But if he was able to do all of that and not make a dime? He’d be totally fine with it. Hell, it’d probably make his life a lot easier.

#Long Post #Headcanons #finally found the css for making <.small.> text look normal #on the blog that is #so now i feel better using it #thought it was getting too unreadable #Answered Meme

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fruggin-bitch · 2 years

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ask game from this link

1. chipotle order? I haven’t actually ever eaten chipoltle :/ 2. thoughts on veganism? I think vegans are really cool and come up with great alternatives for meals without meat that have the same amount of nutrients! 3. a specific color that gives you the ick? That tone of yellow-green that looks like baby vomit. Also super bright hot pink hurts my head 4. mythical creature you think/believe is real? Honestly- I’d believe that anything could be out ther in the ocean. Mermaids? Why not. So much of the ocean is undiscovered so there could be legit anything out there 5. favorite form of potato? Twice baked potatoes or McDonalds fries 6. do you use a watch? Nope, I did for a while but I hated the weight on my wrist 7. what animal do you look forward to seeing when you visit an aquarium? Turtles!! 8. do you change into specific clothes for the house when you get home? Not really. If im gonna change for whatever reason I’ll just throw of whatever pajamas I have clean or a big hoodie n shorts 9. do you have a skincare routine (and how many steps is it)? Nope even though I probably should lol 10. on a plane, do you ask for apple or orange juice? Ive never actually been on a plane BUT I do prefer apple juice 11. anything from your childhood you’ve held on to? I have a stuffed hippo from when I was a little baby and a stuffed dinosaur that my childhood best friend gave me when we were five that I named after him 12. brand of haircare/bodycare/skincare that you trust 100%? Uhhhhhhh idk man I just grab Walmart brand 13. first thing you’re doing in the purge? Honestly I got no clue id probably just like walk into the bakery I work at and take some of the stuff that I don’t wanna pay for that looks tasty 14. do you think you’re dehydrated? Probably I don’t drink enough water 15. rank the methods of death: freezing, burning, drowning. uhh freezing cause I think it would be quicker and id get nerve damage, then burning for the same reason cause id definitely get damaged nerves and would feel less I think, then drowning cause you’re completely aware of the water and pressure and augh im so scared of drowning dude 16. thoughts on mint chocolate chip? LOVE IT god I love mint stuff its so tasty 17. an anxious compulsion you do everyday? Chew on my nails and pick at my skin 18. your boba/tea order? Mango or peach tea with black boba pearls, mango jelly and cream foam 19. the veggie you dislike the most? Broccoli. Cant stand the shit 20. favorite disney princess movie? Does moana count? Otherwise I rlly like brave 21. a number that weirds you out? Hmm I don’t know, maybe three 22. do you have an emotional support water bottle? nah 23. do you wear jewelry? Yeah I have a necklace that I wear every day with a witch’s pentagram on it and a bracelet from one of those save the ocean groups 24. which do you find yourself using, american or british english? American mostly with some British spellings thrown in there 25. would you say you have good taste in music? I mean I like my music taste but that’s really subjective 26. how’s your spice tolerance? Absolute shit dude, my tastebuds are so weak 27. what’s your favorite or go-to outfit? My favorite ripped jeans and a collared shirt with a crewneck sweater over it with converse, and for summer its jean shorts with a blue knit tank crop top and converse 28. last meal on earth? Uhh mac n cheese or pho 29. preferred pasta noodle? Mmm I really like farfalle or ziti

#ask game #bean thinks #i was bored

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totentnz · 1 year

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for the alternate love intrest ask game: athras and iron bull? >:)

Send me an OC + an alternate love interest for them and I’ll tell you what I think of the idea

ok let me preface this by saying i have NEVER played the iron bull romance and did i just watch a video to get a grip of it? absolutely (side note: i hated hearing the inquisitors voice again bc athras! does! not! sound! like! that!) but anyway: (this turned into somewhat of a liveblog so i'm putting it under a cut lmao

my initial thoughts before watching it are: i cant see a romance happen, i have never had bull high up on my approval list but they might fuck casually (she would totally peg him) HOWEVER

ok after watching it (and clearly losing my mind and track a few times) the answer is basically the same: romance? no. casual sex? maybe

this was a fun thing to do!! thank you so much for asking bunny 💜💜💜

i have always appreciated it when bull pulls the inquisitor to the side and shows them what the soldiers think of them and athras would appreciate that as well (not that she would ever admit to it)

the tavern scene after the dragon fight? hell to the nah, i enjoy that scene personally but it always frustrated me because athras would not act like any of the options lmao but you know she might take the first sip and after that? who knows! winky face

ok the scene on the battlegrounds? where you hit him with the stick? she'd indulge him at first but would be dismissive towards the end (not good for romance is it?) she understands people deal with their fears differently but that whole scene has a weird (to me) sexual undertone (even before the flirtation) and i don't vibe with that (though "you like it rough huh? only from you" is pretty s tier i gotta admit and athras would like it)

being introduced to the chargers? love that (like many lavellan players it annoys me to hell and back that bull tries to explain the dalish to me, but that's not really his fault) she also appreciates that he took a dalish in after they were cast out (funfact: dalish and athras have the same vallaslin ingame (my hc is that each clan has different ones but dirthamen yes) i also love that interaction with stitches, athras is a self proclaimed potion expert so they would get along (or they would hate each other - her and the guy where you brew potions at the start of the game had a bit of a feud going on bc she thought he didn't know shit about potions) "it's a poltice, ser, you're not supposed to drink it" is ENGRAVED into my memory (ok now im just talking about athras instead of the romance, i apologise lmao)

sidenote: since bull keeps talking about redheads, athras has a sister (also with the inquisition) who is a redhead so that's actually pretty funny to me and i have never thought of it before

SO the dreadnought huh? ofc athras saves the chargers - she's not as loyal to the inquisition as she should be but she never wanted the position as inquisitor anyway (much like she didnt want to be first and eventually keeper to her clan) also hissrad meaning keeper of illusions/ liar and athras having dirthamen (god of secrets) vallaslin??? iconic maybe i do need this romance in my life lmao

god that fucking fight on the battlements?? where bull gets poisoned? another memory that's drilled into my skull, very iconic also that scene made me realise that maybe solas and bull aren't all that different (we know this but sometimes it's good to experience it again)

ok i see we are getting to the actual interesting parts that i never got to see lets gooo OH BOY OH BOY we don't like that one LMAO "you don't know what you are asking for" and him being all dominant? athras is not into that but we will see, we will see 👀

OH NO not legit admitting to manipulate people (i know what he means and this is all flirty but bad vibes bad vibes (don't get me wrong im into it personally but athras sure as shit isn't (yes as a solasmancer i'm putting on my clown makeup right now)))

i do like the setting rules and a safeword interaction though HOWEVER if it ever got to that point athras would laugh in his face ("don't quote the old magic to me, i was there when it was written")

OH I LOVE that dragon tooth thing, that's cute

BRO DID HE JUST-- i like that sneaky romance and so does athras but BOY does she hate pda

CULLEN i remember this from back in the day, athras loves bullying him so this is amazing all of their reactions are so fun i love it I SEE YOU JOSIE BUT YOU ARE TAKEN (by fisara, athras' sister, which makes this even more awkward lmao) OH THE BOSSINESS FROM THE INQUISITOR i am stanning so hard right now

also this fucking portrait has me cackling

NAH BRO NAH BRO not kadan meaning "my heart"

YES YES YES BALCONY SCENE HERE WE COME ok that scene was kinda underwhelming but i guess that scene was always better in my mind

i will never get over the fact that at the end of the game you are actually on the balcony with your LI like AAAA can you imagine my face when replayed it for the cullen romance (i dont wanna talk about it) ??? complete and utter shock

ok that scene was good, the lovebite? the compliments? chefs kiss (though athras wouldnt be into being "marked" like that she's usually the one marking others)

oh god it's trespasser time oh no

oh i always liked the dragon skull scene and i gotta admit it works better with the romance! but again.... athras would be even worse at this than the lets her be

bro not the exchange of "i love yous" in the face of uncertainty!! im gonna combust (once again not athras style, she'd rather leave things unsaid than say them in a situation like that)

god im so glad they didn't show solas in this video, i would have gone insane

he kept the necklace! ofc he did but that's still a good thing :) sure hope he won't betray us or hasn't betrayed us before :)

#sammy says shit #asks #holy shit that was a rollercoaster #if anyone read all of this? i love you #if not thats also fine lmao i get it #also if you think i proofread this think again

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freeworldallahexecutivembaclass · 1 year

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I apologize to gang members and I promise I moved on from that lifestyle since they letting me coexist with them in New York well go enjoy your life guys smoke your weed and sell your weed gaunja they can't harass you arrest you no more I did that for you I know y'all getting crazy money out there and yes I forgot to say that I got apartment buildings in my name The Henry apartments in Brooklyn New York City across the street from my picture as Biggie Smalls one of them where I legalized pot gaunja weed and the buddington marijuana the good stuff from and also with these videos I could see my dude 😎 and friend do his thing wonder sometimes am on the same path as Trump was I got the accomplishments and every day I wake up to more accomplishments the apartment buildings the hospitals and even street named after me and don't forget Henry Hall the meteor shower in front of the New York City courthouses because of my work on Rikers and their inmates getting computers to read and search for jobs while on Rikers I hope they give it to the adolescence so they can kick the criminal behavior at a young age their is good stuff on the Rikers Island tablet programs and they gave them video games to play that is hot keep them busy instead of keeping them frustrated and stressed out in anxiety that's too much punishment give them a break sad to say I moved on from Love and Hip Hop New York the TV show I wish them good luck but we moved on from each other and no to Hip Hop superstars trying and keeping getting me arrested talking about Im harassing them when they are the people harassing me with their police friends and the courtrooms and gotta ask them to stay in New York when I'm the one feeding my community and helping out community not them and no I don't play in anybody tournament or game they got going on I got my own lane and my own game going on 😭 good luck to them know what happened to Hip Hop and Hollywood they tried to do some stuff to me using dark magic now they want to see what happened well they rather try a scandal than letting me live my life and conduct business I'm not dropping my business ideas I got a sure winner that is my confidence talking like I'm suppose to be talking about that I figure I got my list of accomplishments done I know I can get them deals done that is personal and I'm going private into the business sector away from my public servant now 👍 and that is hot and from the Donald I'm forgiven and I said no to the media and the funny mock trials with the courtrooms no thank you I'm legit get off of me and stop watching me their is no reason to be watching me they got me under surveillance I said no to that and I said yes to the Governor and Mayor and no to Correction officers and NYPD EMT workers I'm keeping my hospital though all I see that it helps and cure people of sickness and diseases and I sponsor that plus it's program really mean this page on social media I'm hot 🔥 right now on fire my critics is baking mad they trying to get all my signs and buildings down I laugh at my haters nah it's aight people hate and no to MTA workers except my family that work there and yes to the King and Queen of England my family my blood and yes to Jay Z and Beyonce my family now and no don't talk for me with them I'm their family now and me and 50 Cent cool now man that is the truth he said Hey Allen keep the books

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Watch the videos you will see that my rise to power is beautiful now and I realize it my only downfall is my critics is stressing me while I was getting famous I didnt know I was a star until I started seeing my name everywhere and my work going through my laws being passed to help the city of New York and hopefully cities like New York Little Rock Arksansas, Baltimore , New Jersey , Louisiana, and wherever people need help and a program like mines they should follow suit hopefully they follow suit because New York the hood is winning again the weed boys got smoke and cops can't harass them temporary seasonal workers is getting their training and full employment and more money on their checks yes more money on their checks and they about to get more money with this new governor and mayor in office so things is looking good for New Yorkers they paid me I get to exercise and prove to New Yorkers that I deserve another to work in the workforce again plus I got my own business well my education on my own business that I'm getting so I can't speak on that because I'm still in the learning phase but I been winner in everything so I'm confident about myself plus the cards I have been dealt is looking and my lady friends said I could pitch to them they doing good and don't mind me trying to pitch my business ideas to them they will let me get on in the game I want to play big business I won everything else why not and I hope my Riverside Drive plans win for the factories ferry museum and more job opportunities for this community

My New York City accomplishments

I got hotels for the homeless in New York City 2021

I got Amazon workers their union contract

I got Starbucks workers their union contract

I got the minimum wage increased from $ 11 dollars an hour to $ 15 dollars to $ 17 dollars an hour

I got more money put on the housing vouchers the city feps and steps voucher so that homeless individuals and women with their kids and husband and wife can have better housing and a better life for themselves and their family And it's only going to get better more housing more safer housing where the housing crew does it's job and provide safe clean housing toxic free air conditioners and heating free cable watch some good TV shows and movies and enjoy their summer and winter and they get WI Fi now hooked up with their house packages and hopefully more money on the voucher to help rehabilitating families to get their lives together better housing and better schools for their kids equal a better future don't forget to give New people moving into their apartment fire safety 🦺 training courses on unplugging their wires from the outlets and child safety outlets not leaving the oven on or stove on or leaving the stove and ovens on unattended child safety windows no water near electronics and electrical devices carbon dioxide early detectors and smoke detectors no smoking 🚭🚬 around fire hazardous materials and we should reduce the number of accidents and tragedies in NYCHA called the housing projects in our neighborhoods and enjoy your cable wifi air conditioning heat in the winter and your Citibikes .

I got the fair chance to compete for a job act of 2019 in New York City and California hopefully other cities and countries are going to follow suit

I legalized marijuana in New York City

I cleaned up fox square in Brooklyn , NY

Free college education in New York City

Free gym membership for people on Medicare

Citi bikes for New Yorkers

Benefit monetary assistance increase for snap and cash assistance recipients

Rikers Island tablet program podcasts and video games for inmates in jail to help stop crime violent crime in prison and to help rehabilitate the guy or woman and stop the back and forth of them going to jail . The tablet have podcasts and programs for Job Search legal research and books to read to help them become better citizens in the free society .

Laws I'm proposing

Job Safety and secure act - 2022

Fair banking act - 2022

Retirement investment plan for employees IRA act - 2022

Ready , willing and able Expansive territory act - 2023

Riverside drive Expansion project act - 2023

The new ferry from New Jersey to New York City - 2023

School sports culture expansion Act Copperas Cove , Texas

Rikers Island schooling expansion act Added on Basic education classes on Rikers Island on the tablet , college programs on the program , online school on the Tablet . -2023

NYCHA ( New York City Housing projects ) plans and ideas for improvement

The New Trench town rock - 2021 , 2022 , 2023

And many other pitches and proposals rebuilding the workforce , wages and structure of New York city and cities like New York .

Next order of business : My Plans for infrastructure in a utopian society hotels jobs pay raise on citizens paycheck from 15 $ - 17 $ dollars minimum wage pay to 19$ dollars to 20$ dollars an hour to better provide for all costs emergencies uncovered insurance payments due to partial health care coverage and full union membership granted to employees of any company free education grants and school loans payment plans

Pay raise for school teachers in every city at junior high school , high school and elementary school level since they are stewards of our children's future .

Pay raise for civil service workers and Civil service exams made and updated daily to the public , school crossing guards , correction officers , supervisors , probation officers , construction site supervisors .

Pay raise for day care workers

Free day care services for temporarily unemployed mothers and fathers

Pay raise for city fire fighters and police officers .

Job contractors fulfilling contracts with back to work public assistance programs that train and employ job candidates without their high school diploma or GED and granting them full employment with full medical and medicare coverage union membership and back to school Acces Vocational rehabilitation counseling and restoration of financial aid assistance for non violent crimes like drug sellers and abusers to stop recidivism to prison and to cure an addiction to a habit of committing perpetual crimes thus creating repeat offenders .

Jobs moving back to inner cities through the effort of study and research groups from urban planning courses from their neighboring colleges .

Tax abatement and financial incentives and business incentives and tax breaks .

Joe Biden and vice president Kamala Harris should include this law into all of their plan for cleaning up America I'm glad to see it go beyond New York City and other counties in New York I want to share this honor with author Michelle Alexander who I did my research from her book about mass incarceration of the black and Latino community and the political office and my friends that help put this law in place I reached out to hopefully stop the recidivism to prison and hopefully to help some of my friends and people that go back and forth to jail because they couldn't get a job due to the felonies on their record I recommend a certificate of relief of disabilities to all people returning to society if they haven't given you one go get it from your county's or borough courthouse it works wonders .

Next order of business : Tax cuts to help the everyday person keep more of their check in their pockets cut the tax rates in New York City by 4 percent I see it as New York State taxes % 8.82 to % 4 percent and business tax cuts to create more jobs Proposal For a Wage increase of $ 22 dollars an hour Including : Fire safety directors Security guards Librarians Fed Ex workers UPS workers Ready Willing and able with free vocational grants from access vr programs they should hire vocational rehabilitation counselors and job developers finding permanent housing and permanent job placement after the clients training Stock Clerks and cashier's at major stores like Gristedes , C Town , met foods , Burlington coat factory wage increase for all warehousing and factory workers jack pallet and forklift training for people with no experience and a starting salary at $ 17 - 19 $ dollars an hour and it increase with more time on the job how about the first year at that base salary of $ 17 - 19 $ dollars and on the even of that year the employee gets an raise of $ 2 dollars more on their check and other financial incentives as cash allocation from their check for newly place employee mutual fund packages besides with other benefits that said company is offering this helps to place that company on the stock market because of the huge huge employee buy in it is like employers investing in their employees their stores and company .

Educational requirements for jobs posted is less than a high school diploma but the job candidate has to be in a vocational program or GED preparation course half or full time hours some jobs don't require that but should want that for a guaranteed better future more certified or certificate more money on your checks learn more earn more .

Civil service jobs and exams posted weekly .

Sales professional salary plus commission on sales and stock options for mutual funds packages as bonuses with an wage increase to $ 19 dollars to $ 21 dollars an hour .

Newly added benefits to a job description benefits an employer on jobs posted give to their employees an employer get to hold back cash or take money out of an employees check to put towards a mutual funds stock fund option to help that client make more money as a second job the municipals funds and stock and funds and stock and then you gotta get hedge funds option packaged in to help the employees money make more money for them talk about overtime whew and at the same time that local market and store owner can put his company on the stock market and give out public shares thus in the end making it a good investment a regular place of shopping in a family like environment it is like getting to know your deli clerk , butcher , bakery attendant again only this time you are making money with the people you are spending money with Think about it that in turns build better communities better stores customer relationships safer neighborhoods and the beautifying of economically depressed environments more money for your kids college tuition school supplies newer roads being built leading to and from better neighborhoods and businesses and this is a future that we all as fellow New Yorkers can build together .

Don't laugh at my glasses and yes that is a Steve Harvey jacket 🧥 no funny stuff like not being funny or anything that is yes an actual Steve Harvey jacket over the hoody he got his own 📻 radio show now no lie I had to laugh no punking me or the funny stuff that they do on this show but I'm the guy that legalized weed it never really hit me until I think about it yes that I legalized weed in New York on Match 31st , 2021 but I also got free gym membership for people on medicare and yes true free college education for people in New York City look you could smoke get a bike hit the gym and get your education all in one day in New York City .

This is for young mothers without any help in the house feed your babies good food 🥝 so they grow up and play sports and make their mom proud 🪴. It is never too late for your education learn with your kids use free daycare services and self learn any skills you need to increase your value in the employment market . I play it cool and dig all jive that's the reason I stay alive .

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Finally playing Scarlet 😭😭 rambling below

I LOVE THIS GAME SO MUCH IM HAVING SO MUCH FUN IM JUST AKDJFJFN I LOVE POKEMON SO MUCH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

About the technical issues: I've challenged 6 bosses so far and I genuinely have not encountered any big glitches or anything, the game has run just fine for me. Theres some occasional lagginess, but nothing that really got in the way

Ok actually I just saw like one visual bug, when I went into a Tera Raid and terastalized my pokemon and my trainer just straight up disappeared, but it soon fixed itself lol

Some of the frame drops are def annoying(Like that class introduction cutscene where the students are moving like 2fps, wtf was that 😭 And the grass gym's sunfloras lmaooo) but yeah thats about it

Idk maybe its because I've been playing in short-ish intervals, as I've heard the memory leak gets really bad when you play for a while without restarting the game. But the fandom reaction made this game seem unplayable, and its legit been a completely normal experience for me lol

The main thing that bothers me is just the lack of customization tbh. I thought I would get over this but nah its SUCH a downgrade, the customization in SwSh was so complete, I can't accept this shit 😭 why does Penny get to wear normal clothes and I dont 😭😭😭😭

When they said the game had 3 storylines but no level scaling, I thought ok, guess I'll raise 3 different teams, but I love the fact that each storyline's level cap complements each other and they're kinda meant to be done all at the same time. Sure, the fact theres no level scaling sucks and kinda defeats the idea of "do whatever you want" since theres clearly a set order to the bosses, but it doesn't bother me personally

Anyway, I just love the characters, the environments, the CITIES oh god i waste so much time just exploring each city and talking to everyone lol I'm genuinely just having so much fun, I didn't hate SwSh but it did NOT felt like this lol

I love the fact Koraidon/Miraidon is your ride pokemon and is treated like a 7th mon. I love how when you have a picnic Koraidon also joins in and you can play with it, its a nice touch, gives the legendaries more personality

I havent advanced much in any story to say much about it so maybe I'll make another post later, but for now thats it, i have hyperfixation brainrot and i love pokemon so much and i aksjddjajsj 🥹

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99liners · 2 years

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yandere a⇝z hcs: enouement!kth;

pairing: doctor!kim taehyung x trophy wife!reader

original oneshot: enouement (it is advisable to read the oneshot first)

warnings: toxic relationship dynamic.

part of: tatemae; 建前 — a bts series

[yandere alphabets from here.]

Affection: How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?

↳ dr!taehyung’s love language.

he is not the intense, passionate type of guy. he is pretty laid-back, chill and is very calculative with all his moves. the most his darling is getting out of him are less sneers, scoffs and backhanded compliments. his way of showing affection is not being rude and a jerk.

Blood: How messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?

↳ he is willing to hire other people to do the messy work but i cannot imagine a situation where kth would dig his own hands into blood.

Cruelty: How would they treat their darling once abducted? Would they mock them?

↳ would h-? wow. this question seems so out of place lol. he is the king of mocking, he lives to mock his darling every second.

Darling: Aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling’s will?

↳ change her legal surname, manipulate her into doing the house chores but other than these, not really, no. for all his narcissism, he would not stoop so low. his self-esteem would not let him.

Exposed: How much of their heart do they bare to their darling? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?

↳ he does not believe in making big romantic gestures, their relationship bears resemblance to a fruitful business partnership even. kth might spill out his vulnerable feelings when he is super drunk, and we all know mans cannot hold his drink for the life in him.

Fight: How would they feel if their darling fought back?

↳ he likes it that, to be honest. if his darling is not retorting back to his mocking and jeers, then it is not fun for him.

Game: Is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?

↳ far from a game. kth only means business, he does not have time for trifles. he knew he could live with this woman and hence why he took her down. it was all an elaborate plan from the very beginning. they might have had a chance meeting but every thing else that took place after that till the day they were married was all fabricated by kth.

and yes, it would be very amusing to kth if his darling escapes. i mean she dare escapes knowing that kth can ruin her and her family in a matter of seconds.

Hell: What would be their darling’s worst experience with them?

↳ any situation where his reputation is at stake or she tries to leave him thinking that it will teach him a lesson. if his darling ever gets it in her cute little brain that she can just waltz out of his life and make him the topic for tabloids, lol, she is in for a ride because kth has no moral qualms. mans would legit out her about the miscarriage row and will make sure she gets arrested for the same. would visit her in prison just to laugh at her. will give her the ultimatum — beg on your knees for forgiveness or spend your term in prison.

Ideals: What kind of future do they have in mind for/with their darling?

↳ that his darling completely bows down to his prowess and becomes the perfect trophy wife that he is envisions. maybe a kid or two who would also become great doctors like him, not her.

Jealousy: Do they get jealous? Do they lash out or find a way to cope?

↳ he does get jealous if his darling is paying someone else more attention. like if she is obsessed with the new kpop group or an actor, it bothers him cause have you seen him? girls used to throw themselves on him all throughout school and university but his own wife chooses to obsess over other men? nah, does not add up.

oh far from lashing out, he would try to emulate the mannerisms and looks of the person his darling is obsessed with. he is too vain and hates losing.

Kisses: How do they act around or with their darling?

↳ i mean this is kth we are talking about. mans legit sneers, scowls, wears a permanent frown. however, on the rarest of rare days, he likes lying down on the bed with his darling, her back to his chest (his ego would not allow him to be the small spoon) while he holds her close, his arms enveloping around her. soft conversations and soft touches that burn into your skin.

Love letters: How would they go about courting or approaching their darling?

↳ if he genuinely courted his darling, i am guessing it would include him taking her out a lot to those fancy ass expensive places like exclusive clubs where general civilians are generally not allowed entry; basically any place where he would be able to show off his financial prowess or maybe he calls her to the hospital “drop by the hospital and we will leave together” which is just a ploy to show off how good he is at his job. he is kind of the insufferable show-off who gets on everyone’s nerves, lmao.

Mask: Are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?

↳ oh, immensely drastic distinction with how he is around everyone vs. how he is with his darling. to the world, he is the do-good sweet doctor who is constantly devoted to his work for the betterment of the society.

to his darling, he is a narcissistic asshole who would not stop at anything to make her feel small. he lives to see that look of disdain on her face, that look of constant helplessness when s he feels suffocated by the environment he creates.

Naughty: How would they punish their darling?

↳ he is not the punishing type, he is the patroniser. always there to patronise the shit out of his darling which drives her crazy to literally no ends.

Oppression: How many rights would they take away from their darling?

↳ right to a job because he needs to feel that superiority.

Patience: How patient are they with their darling?

↳ extremely patient. he enjoys watching his darling writhe and fight the urge to scream at his face when he is serving her those backhanded comments on her failed career. the whole reason why he never lets his guard down around her is because he has not yet been able to break down her spirit but he is in no hurry, either. he is busy enjoying the process.

Quit: If their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?

↳ kth would move on. 10/10 would move on, he might not date immediately after but he will certainly move on in both cases. and if his darling escapes, then he will first ruin her and her family’s life and careers.

Regret: Would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling? Would they ever let their darling go?

↳ i don’t think he feel the remorse until the day he successfully breaks down his darling. the day she becomes the doll who does everything according to his wishes, kth would regret breaking her because her fighting spirit is what he liked about her. she is a worthy opponent against his narcissism.

i think he will let her go after he breaks her because she would have nothing to offer and he would be bored.

Stigma: What brought about this side of them (childhood, curiosity, etc)?

↳ kth is manipulative and cunning by himself it was not brought about by anything from his childhood. however, the way he treats his darling is reflective of how his childhood was spent.

he comes from an extremely affluent family, his father is the breadwinner whereas his mom is the trophy wife whose job is basically to spend the money his father earns. his mother did not really even raise him because he had at least two nannies taking care of him. so that is how he thinks his wife should, she should take pride in what her husband is doing, give him children and revere him like his mom does his dad.

Tears: How do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?

↳ cue in soft dr!taehyung. in general he can be really rude with his snarky comments but when he sees you crying he becomes so soft. gentle touches, holding your hand, soft forehead kisses.

Unique: Would they do anything different from the classic yandere?

↳ think his ability to move on, in case his darling escapes or dies, is his unique trait.

Vice: What weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?

↳ feed into his superiority complex. praise his expertise in the medical field, how he knows so much more than YOU, the best surgeon to grace the earth ever. howbeit, he is not the type to allow his darling to exploit him. he has a very agile mind, he knows about his darling’s dislike towards him and would quickly see through her house of lies. would allow himself to immerse in those praises but would snap out of it rapidly. if she can escape between those fleeting moments, welp, good luck.

Wit’s end: Would they ever hurt their darling?

↳ he would not, no. kth is more of a classy act. he believes that there is no spirit in this world that cannot break with just his words.

Xoanon: How much would they revere or worship their darling? To what length would they go to win their darling over?

↳ he does revere his darling. reminds me of that scene where he was introducing his darling to that nurse who hit on him, he introduced her as “the owner of this hospital and my wife”. his snarky comments aside, he does revere her. his darling is the golden chicken, owing to his marriage to her, he is the head surgeon of one of the biggest hospitals in seoul. sort of into the body-worshipping kink, likes to take it slow and draw out moans from her.

Yearn: How long do they pine after their darling before they snap?

↳ i think his patience would run out when his darling crosses a line with him. i remember mentioning something similar in this ask about the S/O going through a miscarriage how he would forego all his patience and chew out her spirit in a matter of a few minutes. there is no getting back to that patient guy after that. his darling crosses a line with him and he will make sure she never repeats the same mistake again.

Zenith: Would they ever break their darling?

↳ hasn’t he already, though? i mean, his darling still holding on to the last functional braincell is another topic but kth loves chasing the high of breaking a person’s sense of self-dignity and respect!

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What got you into dol?

Was h0rny and looking for a game I played a few hours of like, 8 ish years ago (it was Trials in Tainted Space). Found DoL insted and gave it a go. Ended up playing for 8 hrs straight. Game kept crashing on my phone so I downloaded it onto my computer. Didn't realize the game was so big and got sucked in.

Pc gender?

All pcs are Herm with varying genders. My main PC is named Low and they go by any pronouns, but they're currently being perceived as a girl because I keep going to Remy's farm, like a fool.

Gender ratio in town?

Mostly male, tbh.

Npc genders?

Also mostly male. I like penetration 👉👈

Favoriete love intrest?

Whitney. Usually. Sometimes Avery.

Least favorite love interest?

Black Wolf. 😔 I honest to God forget they're an LI.

Favorite npc?

DARRYL. I want to wrap them in a thousand blankets. (....Remy....is a very close second.....)

Least favorite npc?

Mmmm, maybe Sam or Quinn? Just 'cause they don't have a lot ofcontent? Like, I'd gladly strangle Leighton and Remy, but they're interesting characters in their own rights and I like playing with them. So, low content = low favorability in my books.

Favoriete teacher?

Doren. 🥰🥰🥰 They give "would let the students still figuring out they're not cishet hang out in their class room during lunch" vibes. Also, I know Avery's sweater has become A Thing on this blog, but if anyone in this game is to actually have an oversized sweater they let PC wear, it's going to be Doren.

Least favorite teacher?

Mmmm, River, maybe? I quite like all of them, but River has the least content.

Favoriete play style? (Sub/def/mix)

I play Low the most and they're defiant but Low is the only purely defiant PC out 5. Three of them are whatever and one of them is purely submissive.

Favoriete transformation?

Succowbus aka demon cow. I used to hate cow tf because I hate big tits on myself and Low very much started out as just a self insert. But now she's her own character.

...and the ears are cute 👉👈

If no combo tfs then kitty tf!

Least favorite transformation?

Mmmm, fallen angel tf. Never had it. Don't see much use for it. Have to get and then loose the angel tf to get it.

Favoriete job?

Spa is nice for quick cash but my favorite way to get money is thievery. It's fun!

Least favorite job?

Tending the stall at the farmer's market. It gets boring. If there was a chance an npc would buy from PC, it would make things more interesting, I think. Always sell farm produce to the factory, even though they take a cut.

Favoriete bad end?

...F-farm 😖👉👈

Least favorite bad end?

Mmm, asylum, maybe.

Do you collect feats?

Nah.

Do you use cheats?

Oh, all the time. I have exactly one non cheat PC. I do most stuff legit but have cheats on for good measure.

Reasonably debauched, Vanilla, everything goes or no beasts?

Everything goes. Beast people insted of just beasts. Real close to turning swarms off because they get tedious. If I'd known you could turn off certain swarms in the beginning, I would have turned off wasps 'cause ~bees scarry~ but I'm fine with them now.

Anything else you wanna confess?

It's odd to think about how much I owe to this game? Like, I really like writing. It brings me so much joy. The last time I wrote something before this was like, maybe three or four years ago? When I came up with Jasper? And now I write every day? It's fucking wild. I love it 💕

#mumbling n muttering

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boba-cafe · 3 years

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MINOR DNI TW.Yandere TW. Kidnapping TW. Forced relationship (also if this doesn’t relate to you just know this is more of a self insert thing for me)

Have yall ever not necessarily hate a character but you definitely like to slander them for fun? well thats with me and Hajime Koko right there-

why? ngl he hot but like I could never see myself befriending or even dating a man who legit made his entire personality and life over some childhood crush- super sad but there's a point where it just isn't it for me

but I am a dark content blog- so still going on with that concept- I was thinking of yandere koko and a rebellious defiant and more confrontational reader. I would think that your not necessarily really scared but more annoyed (i would too lol) and I think it starts off with yandere koko being his toxic ass sending unwanted gifts

I think Yandere koko def will take this at first you playing hard to get- he thinks your trying to look not interested and he’s kinda into this at first- he thinks it’s cute how you wouldn’t interact with him or how you dismiss his flirty comments and he thinks ur just being a bit stubborn brat its cute he'll play along he determined to have you head over heels for him.

now if your a normal human you would take the weird gifts that are expansive on ur door front ...but no instead you throw it out or burn it, even going as far as selling it why? tf would you do with a 10k necklace from a stranger 🤔 plus its material nothing rlly special. Then it gets more and more intense and you throw it out more and everyone shits on you for it- but in ur defense its from a stranger and material goods doesn’t really mean they have any actual feelings for you. Idk how yall meet yandere koko but boom! he's there now and yk him being a little shit and flirt he is gonna try to get u to be charmed- and that backfires bc there's something off with his energy yk? it definitely is a bit off when someone is too too charming

but you know... over time the games become too long and his patience is thinning out. He just thinks why is it that it's taking you so fucking long to be head over heels- he's been sending you the most expansive gifts to you, gifts that no normal human- lover- boyfriend would ever nah could ever send- he could take you to Japan most expansive dining hell he can even buy you a fucking mall for a day for you. You can name any price and legit he can pay for all of it- there is nothing in this world where he cant buy.

But I think deep deep deep down we know you and him know that what he feeling isn’t love. He knows this deep down and you know it too- Yandere Koko isnt delusional he knows deep deep down this all ties to Akane- he knows this deep deep down he knows what he doing is wrong. Will he stop? Probably not he thinks this is a second chance of love and will make sure that he obtains you one way or another. But you know too this isn't love- no you know this is obsessiveness and this is trauma projection.

So now your here facing Koko and boy he got that smug smile on him- thinking it you confessing your feeling.. oh how wrong he was, no it wasn’t even a confession you said- you told him to fuck off and quit sending meaningless gifts to your door- you told him that what he feeling isn’t love and will never be love- you told him this isn't even about love nor you is it no it's about Akane and how he's projecting his own issues to you hoping to hide his own red flags. You told Koko he will never find love or will ever experience such a thing because he's the walking red flag that no one will ever truly give him the sense of peace. You told him no matter how much he spent on you he will never feel love nor will his sorry ass gifts will be considered love

O u c h fucking ouch right there to him- He.. not sure what to say, react he just everywhere at the moment. Anger, sadness, humiliated, embarrassed he wants to hide from you he wants to fucking never see you again after what you just said, the fact that you even knew about Akane...must've been from Inupi

No fuck this.. fuck everything he's been so fucking nice and this is what he gets? a bratty mouth who refuses to take his gifts and refuse to be head over heels for him? he gets a fucking bitch who just read his entire fucking past back to him- nah nah nah that won't fucking do he ain't having this. Any fucking women would want to be in your place right now- so why tf are you being an ungrateful bratty bitch to the man who can buy you your dream,

you thought you won huh... well ha ha ha he he he giggle giggle you think you can because Yandere Koko is now dragging your ass back to his vehicle- oh scream all you want this won't help you when hes dragging your ass back. You will be his fucking lover you will take his love and you will take his gifts in return he expects love from you.

Now here’s what’s going to happen. You will quite bitching and you will spend his money- you will spend his fucking credit card- you will be greatful for the fact that your rich nice boyfriend now loves to spend all his money on you and you will be spending more then just hundreds and if not you better be willing to stay in the mall for hours with him because y’all ain’t leaving without spending some form of K or grand in a store with his money your in for a long run sweetheart so best buckle up

* I’ll make a p.2 later I had a dubcon idea but this felt long enough lol 😂

* also if this looks familiar I may have actually in the past sent a similar request to other dark blogs about this concept on anon 👀

#tw.dark content #tw.yandere #yandere tokyo revenger #yandere tokyo revengers #hajime kokonoi #kokonoi hajime #MM post

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nylwnder · 3 years

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GUYS IM BACK AND I FINISHED WATCHING ALL OR NOTHING WITH MY CUZ LAST NIGHT.

i’m def like not okay, but tbh when am i okay with these guys?? 😭😭😭

i was straight on vibing between 1-3, then in 4 i knew what was gonna happen and what the last episode would hold. in 5, like we legit had to stop to just mentally prepare!!! it broke me ngl.

just some stuff i wanted to say, random things i was thinking, etc :

THE FACT THE WILLY WAS HALF NAKED THE WHOLE FUCKISJH TIME

NO NO THE AMOUNT OF THIGHS I SAW OMF PLSSSSS. I WAS DEAD WHEEZING WITH MY COUSIN 💀💀

FELIX! PABLO! ZEUS! AND MUZZY’S DOG!!! ICONS!!!

UGH I LOVED RELIVING ALL THE SEXY GOALS

ALL THE INJURIES AND ALL THE BEHIND THE SCENE TREATMENTS WHETHER ITS IMMEDIATELY OR DAYS, WEEKS, GAMES LATER. LIKE I HOPE ALL THE INSENSITIVE ASS PPL KNOW THESE GUYS ARE HUMAN. PLS PLS PLS DONT HATE THEM FOR BEING SLOW OR SHIT. LIKE THEY ARE TIRED AND IN PAIN. THIS SHIT ISNT EASY.

SPEZZ!!!!!! THATS MY DAD <3<3<3<3<3 i was living every time he was on the screen

OMG YALL DONT KNOW HOW MUCH I WANTED TO CRY EVERY TIME FREDDIE WOULD COME ON. AND LIKE SEEING HIM IN HOODIES AND COMFY CLOTHES 🥺🥺🥺 NO BUT HES SO QUIET AND SOFT I JUS WANTED TO CUDDLE SIR

zachary martin hyman, why would you hurt me like this. why??????????? 💔💔💔💔💔

DID I SEE FOLGINO’S ASS????? serious question……. didn’t need it💀✋ (it was when he was getting treatment)

bogo crying about his grandma….. 😢

kyle dubas pls be my therapist. he’s just so calming.

WHERE IS MY KERFY CONTENT???? OR TJ????? BITCH I BARLEY GOT ANY

jt n aryne n jace n axton,,,, they’re so cute omg!!!!

nah i had to legit mentally prepare cause i knew jt’s accident was going to show. i just had to keep telling myself he’s alright now 😭😭 so everytime he smiled i was so happy

the stuff they were telling him tho, sobs omf that must have been horrible

I DEAD ASS LAUGHED WHEN THEY STARTED TO PLAY ‘BUSS IT’ CAUSE ALL I COULD THINK OF WAS MY JT FANCAM WITH THAY SONG (it’s on @tmlvibez on instagram!!!!!)

OMG WHEN WILLY AND SANDY AND ALEX WENT TO DRIVE THOSE CARS,,,, THAT WAS REAL SEXC I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO DO THAT WITH THEM 😩😩 it’s just the way willy holds the wheel idk bajssjaosiiakakdjk

SOME MORE THIGHS THIGHS THIGHS

the ✨f bombs✨

but chief keefes yelling! i know i would prob do the same but if that man would yell at me i would cry.

THE SINGING!!!!! AND WHEN THEY PLAYED SINCE U BEEN GONE I LAUGHED 💀💀

i wanna be the hair stylist so i too can get all the secrets ✨✨✨

WHEN JT CAME BACK, JUMBO AND WILLY SLAPPING HIS ASS AND JT IS UNBOTHERED!!!! ICONIC. 😌✋

JACK BAWLING AT THE FUCKING END. I WAS DEAD ASS BROKEN. I NEVER WANT TO SEE THAT AGAIN OMG I HATE IT. I HÂTE IT. I HTAE IT.

AND THEN ALL THE OTHER BOYS SOBBING LIKE SHUT UP STOP

and SPEZZ!! SPEZZY, DAD, U DONT DESERVE THIS!!!!!!!!!

anyways, i loved this!!!! i just wanted to see all the inside of their world and i think it delivered cause we def have new insight!! but do would’ve loved some more hangouts of the boys!

10/10 duh!!!!!! 💙🤍 (acc maybe a 9/10 but, idk i love whatever they give me 😩)

#toronto maple leafs #all or nothing docuseries #william nylander #frederik andersen #john tavares #jack campbell #zach hyman #jason spezza #kyle dubas

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miraculouscontent · 3 years

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(miraculous asks)

Anonymous said:

Oh My Gosh!!!! I was just thinking about Party Crasher and man I hate how they had Ladybug get captured for the men to save! It's a continuous thing you see in media: strong heroic woman gets put in peril so that the men can shine. I didn't even realize it until you said it! I get that it was probably meant to be a "role reversal" of Chat always getting kidnapped or brainwashed for Ladybug to save, but the fact that this is the "guys' episode" it read like "well damn, we can't have the guys be strong if a girl is in the way; let's have the girl get captured so the boys can prove their worth by rescuing her!".

At least in Sandboy, Ladybug was still competent and came up with the plans, but this?! It makes me sick, and it's all too easy to fall into these traps; even Kim Possible did it! In my magical girl story, the heroine does get put in a magical coma and require someone to bail her out, but it's her female friends AND her boyfriend who save her, so it's not just a girl being weakened so a boy can be powerful, especially since said boy actually does a minority of the work required to save her; the focus is on the female characters so it's her girl friends who do most of it. I still ended up scrapping that side plot anyway, and do you know why? Because regardless of who saved her, I still didn't want my female protagonist to be put in distress at all due to the unfortunate implications! Needing help in a fight? Sure. But outright being captured or kidnapped? Nah fam.

I was honestly thinking about that when the first episode came out. Like, they could’ve just had Marinette NOT SHOW UP in time so the guys take care of things, which at least gives more of a message that Paris wouldn’t go to hell just because Ladybug is a little late or something.

And yeah, the “boys squad episode so gotta toss the girl out” is... sigh.

Anonymous said:

I think the writers were trying to show Chat angsting to show his regret instead of an actual apology. Still doesn't explain why Aeon didn't bring up her death afterwards. Did Olympia delete that from her memory banks?

I guess? :|

I don’t know why Chat can’t just apologize without fishing or trying to earn sympathy. Like JUST SAY YOU’RE SORRY, DAMMIT.

Anonymous said:

If you haven't read Maribat, then you won't regret it. I am not in the DC universe but I started reading it and WOW. Literally every single time Marinette is a badass queen and gets her complete revenge and is actually happy! Even if you absolutely love Lukanette (which I have nothing against) you should totally try it.

Appreciate the comment, but I find it hard to ship other Marinette ships outside of Lukanette. Ivanette is a very loose exception and it’s not like I ship it hard or anything.

Anonymous said:

Despite not being a Lukanette shipper I love you. Why? Because you amazing, so right in literally everything and I love you <33

gkdfjgfdngjkfdg thank you

bat-anon said:

The NY Special made it so that Max is literally the only Black/Brown kid that doesn’t exist to make Love Square happen and that just makes me hate it even more.

I wish you didn’t make me have this realization because I hate it.

At least Delmar existed in the New York special???? I guess???? I dunno, I’m trying here, I don’t recall him doing anything love square centric.

Anonymous said:

I honestly don't mind Alix's outfit as Bunnix! I feel like it fits her, plus she's an adult so its not much of a problem, not saying it can't be improved however. I DO have issues with the designs for the underage girls outfits however....those are very sus

Yeah, the problem I take with Bunnyx’s is that it’s a bodysuit. If there was just more definition, like having actual boots, I wouldn’t complain as much.

Anonymous said:

I actually just really like the idea of the new bee being a genuinely nice person who becomes friends with Marinette. Not exactly close friends (since I like the idea of friendly working relationships without actual personal stakes in them). I also enjoy the idea of the new bee having some small animosity for Chat Noir- just because their personalities aren't the greatest mix. I also think that it would make sense for the miraculous of subjection to be at odds with the miraculous of destruction

Full agreement but we know how much the writers are resistant to have characters go against Chat.

Anonymous said:

Not gonna lie the scene where the girl squad gets akumatized almost makes it seem like they got akumatized on purpose, similar to Manon in Puppeteer 2(although she was a little kid who was probably just imagining she could enact revenge). And why can't they have a uniformed design, like they're a team but wear different colors, similar to the Sailor Senshi(like, Alya's the leader and wears orange, Rose wears pink, Alix wears green, Juleka wears purple, and Mylene wears yellow). It's so boring.

Mood.

Not to mention that WE ARE SO TIRED OF THEM GETTING AKUMATIZED INTO THE SAME AKUMA.

AT LEAST PALETTE SWAP THEM.

Anonymous said:

Relating to the Didn't Need Burrows and Treatment of Marinette bingo cards, have you considered making one for whenever the show fails at girl power? It could say things like "sexualized frames of teenage girls" "boy tells girl what to do" "girls don't get to keep Miraculouses", and "girls are forced to apologize whenever a situation goes wrong". And in the center, it could say "Don't show this to your daughter!"! Lol! What do you think?

lol I feel like I have enough cards, otherwise I would.

Anonymous said:

I saw another post that talked about Miraculous New York, and they theorized that it was rewritten to focus more on Marinette and Adrien in order to get viewers invested in the Love Square again after more people started to lose faith in the ship. Do you think that's a possibility?

I think so. The whole special comes off as trying to reassure love square shippers because of how hard it goes for him. I cut out Marinette’s crushing and it cuts like 18% from the episode, meaning it’s even worse than Season 3 (15%).

Anonymous said:

Maybe the point of the [break-up episodes] is meant to discourage people from shipping Lukanette and Adrigami too?

Spoiler alert: didn’t work.

Anonymous said:

Are we not gonna talk about how in one ask, somebody legit said "(long dreamy sigh) Viperion"? Like same.

RIGHT????

Same.

Anonymous said:

Ml fandom: I hate how Ladybug keeps secrets from Chat Noir! He sacrifices himself for her all the time and she never appreciates him for it! He has EVERY right to get mad at her!!

ML Fandom when Chat Noir does the same thing in the special: ....Wow Ladybug was way to harsh on Chat Noir!! She doesn’t appreciate him at all!! Shes so mean to him!

i hate it

Anonymous said:

Idk if it's just me, but a majority of the fandom is split in two; it's never one or the other "MARINETTE SUCKS AND IS A HORRIBLE PERSON GUARDIAN MARY SUE WHO SEXUALLY HARRASSES" or "ADRIEN SUCKS HE WAS NEVER ON MARINETTES SIDE" but im personally on the latter, but not to that extreme. i hate videos bashing marinette and then never acknowledge adriens faults

Yeah, the fandom gets more divided as time goes on because of the writers trying to increase the drama/tension.

Anonymous said:

I am PERSONALLY offended they gave Luka the snake miraculous. Snakes have such a negative connotation. A lot of people insult Lila by calling her a SNAKE. And now those ML writers DARE insult the best character in ML?! HOW DARE THEY!?????

I adore Viperion but I agree that I first heard he was getting snake and was like, “BUT MY BOI???”

It gets awkward too because other animals like the pig have negative connotations, like how Daizzi basically means “idiot/stupid” and they’re giving it to the freaking blond character, really???

Anonymous said:

I think that Ivanette would be even better if Marinette was plus-sized character.

I see why you’d think that. I just disagree because then it turns the ship into “let’s pair the heavyset characters together because they heavyset.”

Anonymous asked:

On the topic of romance failures and general series salt, my main issue right now is how the series puts so much focus on romantic relationships while failing to consider other levels of relationship or what they affect.

On the L² front I can completely buy Marinette being in love with Adrien. Most of the time she genuinely wants him to be happy and is ready to take a step back for him, however much it hurts. But in terms of romantic love? It. Is. A. Crush! But if we step back from the formula, what is there left between them? Their civilian relationship is held together by a “comedy” of errors and without that there is surprisingly little left. Well, besides two “best friends” desperately trying to make it happen because somehow they lost their individual characters and instead of being friends became matchmakers?

I too like Luka and Marinette together. Their relationship is pretty nice to see and all. But sometimes it feels like it happens in a dimension of its own, like the writers want to make the endgame clear in that the “sideships” can be easily cut out of the big “how they got together”-recaps. I especially miss reactions from and interactions with Juleka. She is Luka’s sister, Marinette’s friend, and IIRC someone aware of if not even a bit player in the great shipping game. She is in a prime position to step up and bring progress on all fronts: She can talk with Luka. She can either give Marinette helpful pointers or go “All in or nothing”, i.e. trying to make Marinette get her Adrien-feelings in order as she does not want her brother to get less than Marinette’s full heart. Similarly, she can counteract “friendly acts” and stop humiliating situations from escalating, or she herself can escalate them in the “All or Nothing”-scenario. Yet she remains basically a background character who gets little attention from the camera and almost no “non-focus identity”

As for Kagami, I may be too biased. *Any* positive Kagami/Marinette relationship is to me what Lukanette is to you. So naturally I have lots of opinions when it comes to her role ;) But can I just say that Adrien/Kagami is the weirdest ship for me? They have a few cute scenes and I think if they’d spend a lot more time together, they’d do each other good but I don’t know how they work. “No Hesitation” Kagami would lob Adrien’s head straight off with all his…everything. If we are meant to take Adrien’s love for LB seriously (and I guess we have to because how in the name of sanity is any form of the stated endgame gonna work otherwise???), how does Kagami fit into that picture as a girl who can hardly express emotions while Adrien is the definition of a guy who can not stop flirting or goes for all kinds of romantic gestures? Sometimes it feels more like a “social fit” and “Mommy/Daddy approves” kind of deal which is quite the shame! Normally I like these kind of relationships in fictions but they need a solid underlining or good development. One they haven’t and one the series has not been giving to anyone so far.

Yeah, the whole thing with the love square versus side ships ends up feeling extremely forced. Keeping Luka away and forcing Adrien into Lukanette episode are the biggest giveaways, basically a big fat sign that says, “We know Marinette would forget that Adrien exists if she hung around Luka for more than five minutes.”

AND YEAH, KAGAMI WOULDN’T PUT UP WITH ADRIEN’S GARBAGE. I liked Adrimi but it’s definitely more flawed than Lukanette.

Anonymous said:

Watched your opinion on the New York special and I agree with you. It was mediocre at best. It could have been something nice, like if they added Kagami and Luka, for example, so that we can get a bit of development from the new couples on season 4, so that it doesn’t feel rushed when they start dating on season 4. It could also be a good opportunity to see the other temporary heroes one last time, since Marinette technically has the miracle box.

They could have had an epic fight with the American Superheroes, maybe even giving the bee miraculous temporally to Aeon or Jess so that we didn’t need to see their awful and uncreative superheroes designs. It would have been nice if they made something more useful other than being characters that believe that Adrien and Marinette are “Meant to be”, like, we already got a ton of these already, couldn’t we get someone who didn’t feel something about this ship? It has so much wasted potential that I don’t even know how to start. Do you agree with anything I said?

I agree, yes. They could’ve easily thrown Luka/Kagami into the mix (or had Marinette/Adrien stay behind while flipping perspectives or something; flawed but they could make it work).

Anonymous said:

I'm rereading ladybugout and wow... the moment of silence after "chat deserves that kiss" gets me every time. Everyone stopping and just staring because wow he really just said that

Me whenever Chat Noir opens his mouth in the show.

Anonymous said:

I saw the Backwarder post you just talked about and yes, it is so totally ridiculous. They forgot another thing, though. Miraculous isn't just about comedy, action, and romance, it's about embarrassing Marinette. And the fact that almost everyone in the comments was acting like the medicine scene at the end was funny was just stupid and saddening to hear or read about, because it shows how people have been conditioned to hate and rally against Marinette without even realizing it. Granted, there was one lady who said it reminded her of her husband, so I guess that's okay(but all it means is that Adrien will be Marinette's--aka "his lady's"--husband like eeerrrgh!). And there was one person who said they liked that Juleka's advice because "If you're friend isn't willing to commit crimes for your happiness, is she even your friend?". But everyone else liked the ending. And I don't get the person who said we got "Subtle progression with Adrien and Marinette". We're right where we started.

Weeeeell, I understand the “comedy, action, romance” comment because all of those basically boil down to embarrassing Marinette or invalidating her. Comedy and romance goes without saying while action involves her dealing with Chat “Nice Guy” Noir.

Anonymous said:

Is it just me, or does Snow White's "Red Shoes" form look a lot like Marinette. I know, I know, Marinette is Chinese and Red Shoes is Korean, but they still look strikingly similar. They're bodies are really similar, too, but that might just be because animation tends to use eerily similar body types for its female characters on a whole. It's sad and it makes me think of how cute Marinette would be if she was fat. I also think Snow White was cuter than Red Shoes but that's kind of the point.

I think it’s the body type thing but that’s just a guess since I didn’t immediately make the connection.

I agree that Snow White is cuter.

Anonymous said:

Am I the only one who's never liked "destined to fail" characters? Basically this is when characters aren't allowed to be good at/succeed at something or else the whole universe will somehow fall apart. Think of how in The Amazing World of Gumball, if Richard gets a job, the world will be in complete and utter chaos. So he's better off as a lazy, bumbling dad. In Phineas and Ferb, Candace is always trying to rat out her younger brothers but if she gives up or succeeds something bad will happen.

TV Tropes put it the best: "Not only is she not allowed to succeed, but she's also not allowed to stop trying!"(conveniently under the Cosmic Plaything trope). I just don't like it because it shows that the writers just want to lead them on with the promise of success then snatch it away at the last minute. And now we're back at Miraculous Ladybug, where Marinette is humiliated every time she doesn't sign a gift that's for Adrien, and yet when she does, everyone in Paris DIES. Except for...HIM.

you: *mentions Candace*

me: [a million awful flashbacks]

Also, yeah, it’s so hard to watch, especially in “Chat Blanc” because it’s like, “Oh, you want to give a gift to a boy and you dArEd to use your powers for it? Congrats, but everyone else is DEAD and you can hang out with him as much as you want! You’re welcome!”

Anonymous said:

I think it’d become a “faintest idea blackout card”rather than a bingo.

(referring to my “Faintest Idea” card)

We’re getting there.

darkmoonravewolf said:

I hate that everything on that list could happen and very likely will

(referring to “Didn’t Need Burrow”)

Yeah, and it makes me sad :’)

Anonymous said:

That’s be real here. Miraculous ladybug is not a show about Marinette; Miraculous Ladybug is a show about Adrien. Adrien is the real main character.

Notice that when they focused on Adrien in “Lies,” they only cut back to Marinette (IN A SCENE THAT CAN’T EXIST) to have her fawn over him.

Anonymous said:

Is it just me or are Lady Noire's eyes huge? Maybe it's just the green but they seem way bigger than Marinette's

I’m not sure, but considering Rena’s facial structure being different from Alya’s, it wouldn’t surprise me.

asexual-individual said:

With what you've said about Adrien lacking a reason to exist outside of development for Marinette and Gabriel, I have to wonder how different the show would be if Chat Noir's identity was also kept from the audience. Adrien would still be there as himself, but he only gets as much focus as Alya, and Chat Noir's identity is treated as a mystery (a Tuxedo Mask type mystery, but a mystery all the same).

I see what you mean but it might cause Adrien+Chat’s screentime to feel excessive once the reveal happens, because suddenly their screentime gets combined and it’s like, “oh wow so the combined screentime is his then.”

Anonymous said:

I know that the kwami's really only exist so we can hear our protagonists' thoughts outloud (like what the Coraline movie did with adding Wybie to the story). But honestly, what's the point in having magical gods in the jewelry if you're not going to do anything with them?

Marketing with “cute” side characters.

guisendisguise said:

It's funny, originally, I had shipped Marichat in the sense that Chat and Mari start hanging out and both fall in love with the other's supposedly less perfect, more real selves. Then Luka was introduced and I ended up putting both lukanette and marichat at the same level. Then S3 hit and killed any love I had for Marichat. The writers themselves killed the Love Square for me. At this point, it's very clear they are living in a delusion where the Love Square could ever work narratively without Deus ex Machina or Deus Lo Vult (God wills it). Basically, they've gone past scraping the bottom of the writing skills barrel and are now shoulder deep in the hole they dug thru the bottom of said barrel. I'd like to point out that the bottom of the barrel is writing poop and now they're digging thru the useless plastic landfill the barrel was sitting on top of

Uggggh, yeah. Any appreciation I could’ve had for Marichat died in “Weredad.” I already didn’t like Adrien/Chat and then “Weredad” just showed his complete lack of... well, ANYTHING.

cosmostellar said:

Honestly feels like MLBs writers are going based off the "JUST IMAGINE EVERY POC CHARACTER YOU'RE WRITING AS WHITE" instead of, yknow, fleshing them out while developing them also in the context of their cultures and giving them these little things that the audiences who belong to the same minority can identify with. I don't mean "have Marinette walk in qipao 24/7" bcs thats just... bad on its own but man, /some/ casual acknowledgments of her culture would be nice.

Reading the sentence “JUST IMAGINE EVERY POC CHARACTER YOU'RE WRITING AS WHITE” physically hurts me.

Anonymous said:

Ok, I've always thought that Chloe was robbed of redemption (they held it in front of us, but then jerked it away while Astruc says, "She's irredeemable! We thought she was redeemable, but she wasn't :)!" What are your thoughts! Also, I just recently found your blog and I really like it :)

Thank you!

But I have no sympathy for bully characters, so I didn’t want Chloe redeemed. Maybe I’m still bitter about my own bullying experience, but I just wasn’t here for Marinette being forced to forgive Chloe, which is basically what they did until they backpedaled.

The time spent on her was wasted though and that I can agree on.

Anonymous said:

Me: Writes a 1k rant about how the tweet makes no sense as the "mistake" is about motivation and not the critical plot. Also me: Remembers that in MLB the plot always comes back to the romance. Finally me: Wonders why he got involved with the series post-S3 when all the red flags were already everywhere.

Mistakes were made.

Anonymous said:

I'm semi-catching up on miraculous, and- is it my impression, or does Kagami rebel against her mother more in few episodes she's in (even though her mother's influences on her seem to be stronger in general), than Adrien in the entire show? I /know/ that I don't want to see Adrien free himself from his father w/ the desperation I want to see Kagami free herself from her mother and realize that the standards she's held up to are unhealthy and too strong.

Yeah, I’m way more invested in Kagami than Adrien.

Anonymous said:

Am I the only one confused about whether the staff stopped caring and half-asses the series or cares too much and over-produces the hell out of it?

Nah. It really feels like they secretly hate the love square so they have to keep forcing it.

Anonymous said:

ngl I haven't watched any new episodes since Chameleon and I've been getting all that Miraculous News via tumblr to avoid that Marinette Brand Second Hand Embarrassment™

Understandable.

Anonymous said:

If they aired the 6th one first WHAT WHAT HAPPENED TO LEAD UP TO THIS???? WE ARE ON SEASON FOUR WITH TWO SPEICALS, GETTING A THIRD, AND ANY DEVELOPMENT WE HAD HAS GONE BACKWARDS, SUCKED, OR STATUS QUO YO-ED AWAY!!!!! HOW THE HECK DO WE GET ADRIENETTE FROM FOUR SEASONS OF NOTHING?????? I USED TO FANGIRL AT THIS NOW I AM TERRIFIED.

Answer: We don’t get Adrienette. We get forced love square and rushed/fake “development” of it while being constantly confused as episodes air out of order.

Anonymous said:

im sorry But adrienette has been suck in this limbo of one sidedness for 3 seasons. neither of them have become closer, neither of them have confided in one another, but somehow people still ship it? at least luka was able to make a move on marinette lol adrien still repeats the same boring “shes just a friend” line. adrienette is a really boring ship.

lol don’t apologize, you’re absolutely right.

nahte123456 said:

Very minor bit of salt to throw to the pile, but can this show just decide on how strong Miraculous holders are? Yes it's a cartoon and not the focus but in the Furious Fu episode we literally get Ladybug dodging lighting and then Su who seems mostly human and is at least slower then Fu was outspeeding her. It's distracting trying to figure out what is and isn't a serious threat in this show.

The deciding factor in the strength of the miraculous holders is “whatever works for the plot.”

Anonymous said:

At this point the only thing I'm excited for concerning Miraculous Ladybug is when it gets a reboot in like, a decade with actually competent writers

Best case scenario is that Zag goes bankrupt and Disney/Netflix picks up the series and gives it to competent people.

Problem is that the love square has been ruined so badly for me that even a “good” version of it wouldn’t be something I’d be into, but still.

Anonymous said:

Honestly, the problem with having all of Marinette's mistakes result in huge disasters (ex. Feast), is that is gives off the impression that teenagers aren't allowed to make mistakes. This show clearly doesn't like giving second chances to the protagonist, so why would life give one to you? Am I right, kids?

Exactly.

Marinette makes mistakes and suddenly the world is ending.

Anonymous said:

If your gonna watch the show, at least pirate the episodes so the writers dont get your support

Don’t worry, I have no interest in financially supporting the show.

Anonymous said:

ml in a nutshell: wasted potential, then giving themselves more potential, only to turn the rest of it into a dumpster fire

Yup, that’s it.

Anonymous said:

u know, when My Little Pony, Sofia The First, and fanfiction carries out character development, respect, romance, and the main plot better than the original show, especially when the shows mentioned above are aimed more at little girls and the original show is aimed at slightly older audiences... somethings wrong

*sigh*

And then it’s like--people will excuse the show because “it’s a kids’ show” and then I’m just “okay then, why are there actually good kids’ show?”

If shows get a pass for being for children then all childrens’ shows should just not try and be garbage since the standard is so low.

Anonymous said:

ive seen some cool fic ideas/concepts/reviews that made me think: ml could use so much more looking into how a character thinks in some situations. one fic i read had alya in chameleon (i know its been forever since the ep came out but hey) not question lila cus she thought: "hey, lb wouldnt befriend a bad person" w and added a plot line of lila making her think lb was cobsidering replacing rena rougue. like, just a few lines to make them seem better pls?

YES. Like, show us characters’ perspectives and why they’re rolling with the facts that they’re rolling with, otherwise they just end up looking like jerks.

We sort of got it in “Ikari Gozen” with Kagami but of course it was just to make Marinette look bad.

Anonymous said:

You know I’m honestly considering making reviews of this show and if I do I could create hour long rants about the show just from that mans twitter.

Yeaaaaaah, once you had in the Twitter stuff, it just becomes, “okay so this is going to add another hour or two then.”

Anonymous said:

Okay one thing that bothers me is how plain marinette's suits are despite being a DESIGNER. Her multimouse suit it just blocks of color and her ladynoir suit is just grey with green lines. I think the lines are supposed to represent actually clothes. Like the limes on the calves are supposed to make it look like boots but why not actually GIVE her boots. (Right, because she has to have a skintight suit unlike the boys who get some layers.)

THE SHEER DISRESPECT OF HAVING THE FASHION DESIGNER WEAR SUCH A PLAIN SUIT.

It also goes to show who really designs here, like oh, interesting, the girls get skin-tight simplistic bodysuits and the boys gets all the cool stuff--

Anonymous said:

I heard some people in my class saying they watched Miraculous Ladybug for the first time, and they were saying how good it was, and I was like: 'Oh you poor fools. You have NO idea what it's truly like.'

You know what they say: ignorance is bliss.

bat-anon said:

Isn’t it INTERESTING how in Frozer, Luka understands that Marinette is torn between her crushes and continues to support her even though he knows she probably won’t chose him, and in the exact same episode Chat Noir refuses to help save the city because Ladybug told him AGAIN that she wasn’t romantically interested in him? HMMM 🤔😑

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I’M REMINDED OF “FELIX” WHERE IT’S LIKE--THEY WERE CLEARLY TRYING TO SHOW HOW MUCH “BETTER” CHAT NOIR IS THAN FELIX, BUT LUKA WAS THE RESPECTFUL ONE.

Anonymous said:

You know what I want to see? An evil kwami, like they just want to commit crimes. No moral high grounds, just chaotic evil.

That’d be amazing just because I wouldn’t be able to take them seriously.

Anonymous said:

Watching S1 and S3 episodes back to back, it feels like reading salt fics at times, especially in regards to the L². Like, Marinette was happy about weird plans, she both needed and wanted the final push, and most of the time there was at least something coming out of it. Nowadays it just makes her sad, Alya and the girls act *against* her, and we get shipping for shipping's sake.

That’s a good point. The shift from Seasons 1 to 2 to 3 is rather noticeable.

Anonymous said:

I hate how Adrien's busy schedule seems to only matter when it's used to make Marinette feel bad, but the second Marinette has a bit more to do, it somehow has a negative effect on not only her, but also everyone/everything she cares about, like, what's up with that??

I’m reminded of “Lies” here and I hate it. :|

Anonymous said:

Honestly, the way the show treats teenage girls is horse ass. The show treats the teenage girls of this show as if they're stupid, naive, emotional, clumsy, and need a boy to tell them what opinions to have. Marinette is always treated like the show's punching bag and blamed for everything that goes wrong because she's "emotional" or "obsessed with Adrien", Chloe could've been redeemed but the writers would rather keep her a brain-dead Alpha Bitch Valley Girl(even though Gabriel and Felix, the latter of whom is a teenage boy introduced in one episode, get to be treated as redeemable, despite the things they do being far, far worse), and Lila is a conniving, self-absorbed fox.

And even though Kagami seems better, she's still roped into the "girls catfight over an oblivious guy" cliche and so far, all of her akumatizations have been because of Adrien. Whenever Marinette tries to move on from Adrien the other characters tell her what's good for her and steer her in the "right" direction because she apparently can't think for herself, and the writers LOVE to use the girl squad to tell us who Marinette should be with, because they apparently know better than she does.

Plus the show loves to treat all the girls as the same, making them all either fight over Adrien or be obsessed with shipping, as if teenage girls are all one assimilating, homogenized group(also when they treat Marinette as if she's "just as bad as Chloe", rinse and repeat for the other ladies.). Honestly, the show feels like it was written by those types of people who think "teenage girls are the worst" so they make them all mood-swingy, obsessive, showoffs, emotional, and downright clingy.

Plus the way Thomas Astruc talks about the female characters on Twitter is even worse, and only serves to make this more evident: he claims Marinette "has poor control over her emotions"(all the while calling Adrien "perfect"), that Chloe was racist in Kung Food "because she's stupid"(so rather than having that scene serve as a lesson on respecting other's cultures, he just did it to pick on Chloe and make her look "stupid"), that she's incapable of being redeemed, that Lila's unlikable but Gabriel and Felix aren't(even though he claimed Felix was a terrible character and a "cliche", that's not what the show says my guy), and other such nonsense.

Other Twitter users have also called out Miraculous Ladybug and its stereotypical treatment of teenage girls. The only shows I've ever seen do this worse are those pretentious "darker" Magical Girl "deconstructions" aimed at grown men such as Madoka Magica and Yuki Yuna, as well as most shonen/seinen shows such as Naruto and Death Note, which says a lot. Honestly, whenever I feel like watching a show with empowering and respectful depictions of teenage girls that treats them as bright and intelligent and actually unique from one another, I just watch Equestria Girls, Liv and Maddie, LoliRock, ANT Farm, Moesha, PreCure, or Sailor Moon. Because the way the show acts towards them is deplorable, absolutely deplorable.

Yes to all of the above. Almost all of the girls are involved in love affairs in some way, the two teenage girls are irredeemable while Felix got a sympathetic backstory right away (Chloe took forever to get hers which is a failure), and Marinette is flawed because she’s “too emotional” (a misogynistic stereotype).

Anonymous said:

Hi, I'm the anon who got upset at the lady who made the "Miraculous Ladybug is a Mess" rant, and yes, thank you zodiacspirit17 for liking and agreeing with my rant! I'm glad someone else saw that video! And ugh, Marinette learning to love Chat Noir? Really? I don't remember that line but I also don't want to go back and revisit it to make sure so I'll take your word for it. Ew. That was actually one of the things I hated about the Glaciator scene. Chat was supposedly comforting Marinette by taking her to the rooftop where he planned Ladybug's date, and yet only Marinette finds out about Chat's crush on Ladybug and comforts him on that(while rethinking her feelings), while all Chat knows is that Marinette's heart was also broken. He never asks who it is, or tries to help her get over her crush even if he doesn't know it's coincidentally him.

I know it's because of the "love square" but it's unfair that only Chat's love problems are directly addressed. Come to think of it, the reason Chat took Marinette to the rooftop...I know he was doing it in-universe to help her instead of intruding on her personal feelings(which might have also been why he didn't ask her who her crush was, he was probably thinking along the lines of "we don't have to talk about it right now, we can just have fun!"), but meta-wise, since we know she's Ladybug, the writers were probably trying to tell her "See? This is what you could've been doing, but you missed it. Shame on you!" That's a huge issue I have with the show: characters will do things in-universe to help Marinette, but the show has a different motive in mind. Compare to how Tikki gave actual advice to Marinette in Puppeteer 2, but the writers intended that for the statue scene so they could embarrass her in front of Adrien and the thousands of eyes watching the show(except we're not laughing.). Even if characters do support her, the writer is using them as props for her ritualized humiliation. And yet Luka is the problem somehow.

If Marinette needs to learn how to love Chat Noir, then it should at least be balanced out by Adrien learning to Marinette. I'm sick of this double standard that "girls need to learn to accept boys who like them but guys can do what they want". Another thing she said was that "Marinette needs to learn to define herself outside of who she's crushing on." NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. You see, unlike Adrien, Marinette HAS a life outside of who she's crushing on: she has school, she has Kitty Section, she has her "girl squad", she has her parents, she has her outside family, she babysits Alya's and Nino's siblings, and she has OH YEAH HER FASHION DESIGNING! I didn't even count being a superhero since Adrien does that, too. She has so many things to do outside of Adrien, and yet the fact that she makes gifts for Adrien or dreams about Adrien or wants to have kids with Adrien somehow makes her nothing but an "Adrien fangirl"?

First of all, she's the bloody protagonist?! That's such a "Real Women Don't Wear Dresses" argument, that she can't have her own life AND be in love at the same time! And somehow her crushing on Luka also means her life revolves around him, too! But Adrien's life doesn't revolve around Ladybug even though he doesn't really have anything going for him in his ordinary life? Outside of being rich, hot, white, and male, that is? What are his interests and hobbies, besides what Gabriel lets him do to pass the time? He doesn't even like modeling! And the Agreste plot is more about Gabriel, Emilie, and Nathalie than it is about him.

And what about his friendship with Nino? He didn't even care that Nino was getting strung along by Lila with the others! What about his friendship with Chloe that also waxes and wanes? Granted, Chloe's not a GOOD person, which that lady acknowledged, but she at least tried to change and has more development than him, the writers just won't let her change. I hate when people come for Marinette for doing literally anything when the show won't let her have agency and progress. It's so unfair of her and I wish they could see that. These double standards are driving me insane and they're sexist(maybe even a little bit racist, too), and it hurts even more when a woman's doing those things.

(I had to cut off some of this ask because I didn’t get all of it, so I cut it off at the point where it still seemed like a full ask.)

I FEEL THE “GLACIATOR” THING SO BAD. It hurts even worse when you realize that “Frozer” has to take place after “Glaciator,” so Chat Noir heard that Marinette has love problems and then ignored it to ask her for advice about his own love problems later on. The total lack of insensitivity???

Also, the idea that Marinette’s life would revolve around her crush on Luka is stupid. It’s the exact opposite, in fact.

Meanwhile, Adrien has so little going for him and the “interesting” parts of him involve who he’s connected to or what his father has forced him into.

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