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b-hell-splashed · 1 day

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#christmas lingerie #naugthy girl #dirty Santa #color splash #bikini body #sexy #nice view #nice ass

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magnoliaspringdesign · 5 months

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fawnuh · 4 months

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Dirty Santa's gonna be fun this year

#yes the little stocking is going in the big one and I'm putting an even tinyer one in there #dirty santa #shitpost #Christmas #fake succulent #flamingo #stocking #stocking stuffers #hehehe #fawnuhuh #fawnuh #rubber duck #biscoff

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tinightmares · 1 year

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You better watch out,

You’ll definitely cry,

Run don’t pout,

I’m telling you why,

Santa Pat is coming to town…

and your chimney isn’t the only thing he’s trying to slide down.

#tinightmares #tinder #dating #online dating #humor #funny #lol #wtf lmao #santa claus #christmas #dirty santa #bad santa #nightmare #hilarious #humorous #holiday #present #holiday gifts

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dylanconrique · 4 months

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tim's dressing up as santa for the kids this year and lucy's gonna be just a little too into it.

#*carly catalogs #aka i'm putting all my other fics on hold to write some christmas chenford smut bc i'm a big fat ho ho ho #it doesn't help her at all that he's so good with kids too #like she's trying so hard not to think dirty thoughts while sipping on her eggnog #especially while he's interacting with the kids #but her mind just keeps reeling back to what she'd do if she were the one sitting on 'santa's' lap skskksdrftyghjkl #the rookie #tim bradford #lucy chen #chenford #otp: you know me so well

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bitfruity · 5 months

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why has it been so tame lately? what happened to showing ass and squaring over dildos? he was moaning for santa to come a couple days ago

and then santa comes and that’s it?? i’m gonna need more than that babe😩

#how did we get here?😭😭#i was expecting santa to give them naughty presents at least #the teddy bear was cute but i thought for sure it was a red herring #they need to take a look at what makes the most tips and change their strategy #i can think of a million dirty things that santa could have given him that i know he has from fan gifts #käärijä #khäärijä of #khäärijä calendar #day 12

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cajunroe · 4 months

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victory is far sweeter when you are the underdog

#hxad-ovxr-hxart #happy secret santa!#sorry it's so late #tumbr did me dirty #i hope you enjoy some of your favorites because they're some of mine too!#my stuff #my gifs #bobs #ffloyd talbert #buck compton #bull randleman #george luz #band of brothers #bandofbrothersedit

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andy-clutterbuck · 1 year

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9x01 | A New Beginning

#happy birthday to me i will gif my favorite trash #it's me hi i'm the problem it's me #Rick Grimes #*#rg #S9 #HELLO MY GORGEOUS OLD MAN #💕 Fuzzy Daddy 💕#H A N D S #FLUFFY REGAL SANTA TEDDY BEAR FACE #Papa Bear 🐻💕#form an orderly line to test Papa Bear's bed #richard pls #ya don't have to wash your face like THAT #still want to rub his head like it's a crystal ball and i'm a cheap ass fortune teller at a county fair #cradle the glorious santa beard #rub the Santa beard with your fingers or your thigh i'm not picky #thanksgiving is almost over can i make terrible dirty christmas jokes now

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magnoliaspringdesign · 4 months

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queenretcon · 5 months

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my d&d group is doing dirty Santa on Sunday so pls look at the magic d20 ball I am taking

#talk tag #dirty Santa being the game where you open a random present from a pile or steal someone else’s #there’s like a million names for it I think

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irl · 4 months

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ykno 2day had a rough as FUCK start but….. i got me a big egg….. so…. i thnk its bn a good day

#txt #RAAAAGGH THE BIG EGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#IM SO STOKED #BRO‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️#SEVEN DRAGONS!!!!!!!!#IM GONNA FUCKIN CHISEL TH SHIT OUTTA THT BAD BOY TONITE‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️#I GOT A DATE W TH BIG EGG AND IM SOOOOOOOOOO STOKED #BEST DIRTY SANTA EVER #th weeb cowrkr got th egg #and i got a rly nice set of ramen bowls n noodles #n aftr th game i slid up 2 him n was like #hey bro……. do u… donu wanna trade………#N I OBVI GOT THE BIG EGG‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️#RRRAAAAAAAGGGH

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jeannedarcgerard · 4 months

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bela lugosi’s dead but me i feel just fine

#tha fit from when me & my buddies went to get goth santa photos #dont worry about my dirty mirror. or the fact that im in the bathtub in the second photo.#me.jpg #eyes rambles

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kakyogay · 4 months

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just a couple of peculiar fellas

#garten of peakpeak ong #they did bittergiggle so dirty I had to #also big dino kitty I really wanted to draw it #alri break over time to do important buisness drawings #(refs and a secret santa)#(and also gay people/j)

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hella1975 · 1 year

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thought about my old house for more than two seconds and almost cried so i did the smart thing and looked at the pictures of it on rightmove to see how the new owners (they have lived there since 2015) have completely ruined it (they redecorated) to the point it's unrecognisable (got an extension) and im literally ugly sobbing about it. they let my mother's garden die

#YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THERE USED TO BE CONIFERS THERE AND I REMEMBER CLIMBING SO FAR UP THEM #AND MY GRANDAD SEEING ME THROUGH THE BRANCHES AND SMILING AT ME AND SAYING 'HELLO' SO SOFTLY #BACK WHEN HE WAS NICE AND I REMEMBER THERE'S A BACK ALLEY BEHIND ALL THE GARDENS ON THE STREET #THAT YOU CANT SEE IN THE PHOTOS AND ME AND THE TWO BOYS NEAR ME USED TO SPEND HOURS AND HOURS #RUNNING ABOUT AND GETTING DIRTY AND BREAKING INTO THE NEIGHBOURS' GARDENS AND GETTING IN TROUBLE #AND NOW ONE IS IN A MILITARY SCHOOL BECAUSE HIS PARENTS GREW SCARED OF HIM #AND THE OTHER GOT INVOLVED IN GANGS AND GOT CAUGHT WITH A KNIFE IN SCHOOL BUT I SAW HIM AT THE LOCAL A FEW MONTHS AGO #AND HE'S STILL ONE OF THE SOFTEST BOYS IVE EVER MET AND HE SMILED AND SAID HE WAS GLAD I WAS DOING WELL #AND I REMEMBER RUNNING UP THE STAIRS WHEN MY MUM WAS ANGRY AND I REMEMBER RUNNING DOWN THE DRIVE #WHEN MY DAD CAME HOME AND I REMEMBER MY OLD DOG AND HOW MY MUM EXPLAINED THE NAMES BEHIND EVERY ROSE #I REMEMBER BEING SCARED OF THE CELLAR AND I REMEMBER LEARNING TO PLAIT MY OWN HAIR ON THE STAIRS #BECAUSE MY SISTER REFUSED TO TEACH ME AND I REMEMBER HOW COLD THE ATTIC WAS #I REMEMBER SLEEPING IN MY MUM'S BED AND I REMEMBER THE CAT DYING #I REMEMBER CLOSING MY EYES SO TIGHTLY BECAUSE I THOUGHT ID SEE SANTA AND THAT MEANT HE WOULDNT COME #I REMEMBER CRYING IN THE BATHROOM WHEN MY SISTER TOLD ME THE EASTER BUNNY WASNT REAL #I REMEMBER MY MUM BRUSHING MY HAIR IN THE KITCHEN BEFORE SCHOOL AND I REMEMBER HOW WE PAINTED THE WALLS #THAT'S MY HOUSE IT'S BUILT FROM ME AND NOW I CANT EVEN RECOGNISE IT #THAT WAS THE LAST PLACE I WAS TRULY HAPPY NOTHING BAD HAD EVER HAPPENED TO ME #AND NOW IT'S FOREIGN TO ME #im about to start dry-heaving this is evil and sick and twisted childhood homes come with their own ache i think #hella goes home #<- not quite but v much fits that tag

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prisonpodcast · 5 months

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soemtimes making things out of spite is kinda relaxing. i feel it more like compensating the neg with something positive. Like someone talked bad about my fav cc or ship, then i'll make fanarts of them in response. And also i find it more healthy that insulting back

Yeahhhh :D

#that anon was kinda funny tho #‘everyone knows you—‘ as if it’s like this dirty secret im trying to hide #well whenever my artblock is over maybe I’ll draw cdnb #I still have to work on the dreblr secret Santa and like 10 other WIPs #asks

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antvnger · 5 months

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Hey gang! The X-Con Christmas party is tonight so except for any queued posts I’ve got, I’ll be quiet for a while. You guys have a great day/night wherever you are!

See you guys soon!

#scott’s thoughts #lots of Christmas karaoke #and food #and dirty santa #😂😂😂😂

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