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I think about what to put in my suicide note everyday
I also think about sucking dick everyday
#$elf h4rm#cvtaddict#i want to cvt#$h tumblr#ed not ed sheeran#i love dick#tw depressing thoughts#sorry for being depressing#depressing shit#dickdickdick#godilovedicksomuch
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While I do think the people still talking about Kavinsky in earnest in the year of our lord 2022 are unwell I do have to admit that Stiefvater kinda slayed when she gave Ronan an evil gay rival like he was a fun moment I think
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so im reading trc and apparently to not get kicked out of aglionby u have to maintain like a straight b average how the fuck did kavinsky manage that
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I almost choked on my water reading your bitebitebite comment under your anon's pic of tzp with that tiny swimsuit. It's french (pronounced as beat or beet) for dickdickdick !!! Love the unintended double entendre!
Taking French in middle school is finally paying dividends
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Guys do NOT make fun of the hivemind next door okay? It is VERY funny when they go "DICKDICKDICK" but do NOT laugh at them. But it IS very funny though. Human penis. Cock if you will. AhahahCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK
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Late nights with my Dick3🍑❤
@therealdickgansey
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pairing: favourite male!anime character x fem!reader
warnings: ‼️18+, minors dni‼️, rough, creampie, talk of a/b/o-verse (but in a funny way, not the actual world build), slight degradating and praising talk
a/n: if you know what instagram reel i'm talking about, you know
you’re watching a gag reel on instagram about a woman talking about betas invading alpha spaces and your boyfriend leans over your shoulder to see what makes you laugh.
you get to the part where the lady says I see betas cosplay as alphas, and you turn to him, gently cupping his wide jaw in your hand. “look, it’s you.”
he furrows his brows. “you think I’d be a beta?”
“no.” you chuckle against his skin, kissing his cheek. “you’d be a little omega bitch.”
not even twenty minutes later, he has you on your knees, fucking you face first into the mattress. your screams are obscene, the sound of skin slapping against skin delicious. in the peripheral part of your mind that isn’t filled with thoughts of yesyesyes and dickdickdick you hope your neighbour isn’t home. if the police shows up a second time because someone called in for domestic abuse, you’ll die of embarrassment. the only thing being abused right now is your dripping pussy, clenching around his fat dick as he pounds into you at a neck-breaking pace.
“who’s a little omega bitch now?” his voice is rough, his lips bruised. he’s always so determined to map your body with his mouth, to draw paths on your skin with his tongue. you turn your head, desperate to taste his lips, sweet like honey, but his large hand finds the back of your neck and holds your head in place, cheek pressed against the soft pillow, wet from your drool and sweat.
“pretty, so pretty,” he mumbles. “an’ for me, only for me.”
apparently you aren’t the only one with her brain fucked stupid right now.
he’s close. thrusts growing sloppier, not losing their intensity though, he pulls your knees from under you, lying you flat on your stomach, he on top of you. his weight presses you further into the mattress, your wails smothered by the cushion. he’s started babbling now, incoherent sentences that only make sense to him.
you’re doin’ so good, so so good.
take it, take everything you stupid, little slut.
one, two, three thrusts and he’s spilling inside you, grinding his dick inside your clenching cunt as he paints your walls white with thick ropes of cum. his free hand steals between your body and the mattress, his clever fingers finding your overstimulated clit. one light brush is enough to wreck your body with a toe-curling, shaking orgasm, your walls milking him completely dry. he doesn’t stop tapping your pussy, doesn’t shut up. “mine, mine, you’re mine.”
oh, you’re his alright, and you’re going to make him walk his walk, already moving your hips against his shallowly, ready for round two.
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You know this feeling when you see notification that someone followed you and you decide to check this blog. So I opened it and first thing that i saw was your SZ gifset. Baby Saifah babied by Zon, he doesn't want to eat his rice and pout adorably. Gorgeous gifset by the way. Then i scrolled and saw dicks dicks dickdickdicks EVERYWHERE. God why.
THIS HAPPENS TO ME ALL TOO OFTEN I tend not to check blogs as much as I used to lmao. And it's always with the cutest most innocent gifsets too and then you unknowingly scroll down a little more and YIKES! Not exactly sure where my posts fit into their uh aesthetic but okay man you do you djkggkgk
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you: back for thee seconds also you: dickdickdick
I'm not gonna apologize 💖
#idk if this is hate or not so I'm gonna send u a heart anyways anon ily#dick is fun to talk abt so#asks#anon#pls unfollow me. if ure a minor
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Giggle Sessions
#badbitchez#bigjenz#dickdickdick#dutchoven#fingersonthenips#ginger#girlsgirlsgirls#sexystoners#soundcheck#wisconsin#wisconsingirls
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noahchairknee has invited you to a server...
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2VMNHht
by plantmajor
dickdickdick: I feel that if Jane were secretly a technical genius a lot of our problems might have been solved faster
asshole: u could have hacked my grades and made them straight As
analparrish: nobody would believe that anything about you was straight
asshole: fuck you
analparrish: you want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid
green: LFMLIAHDOWHEBIGVHAFLIKCJB ILAKYFG
or: noah czerny creates a discord server and invites his friends! because he would
Words: 5084, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: F/M, Gen, M/M
Characters: Adam Parrish, Noah Czerny, Blue Sargent, Richard Gansey III, Ronan Lynch, Henry Cheng
Relationships: Noah Czerny & Richard Gansey III & Ronan Lynch & Adam Parrish & Blue Sargent, Ronan Lynch/Adam Parrish, Richard Gansey III/Blue Sargent, prob sarchengsy later because i heart them
Additional Tags: Texting, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Non-Magical, Humor, Mutual Pining, tags will be updated regularly wooo, ronan and adam are not together yet hence the pining, and noah is ALIVE! because ghosts cannot use technology duh
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2VMNHht
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Dick Didick dick dickDickdick Dick Explosi-on!
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Oh! Young Justice!!
favorite male character: DICKDICKDICK
favorite female character: Miss Martian
least favorite character: …Artemis *rolls eyes so very hard*
prettiest character: Kaldur‘ahm
funniest character: Dick and his stupid word-games x3
favorite season: Season 1. Season 2 is so unbearably bad, honestly
favorite episode: The very first two-parter, that alone works just so well
favorite romantic ship: Roy/Dick or Kaldur/Dick, like basically Dick getting some dick
favorite family ship: MISS MARTIAN AND BEAST BOY. I loooved that brother-sister relationship they had in season 2 *^*
favorite friend ship: Wally and Dick
worst ship: Wally/Artemis and Superboy/Miss Martian and Cheshire/Roy and honestly, just stop having canon ships, show, you are not doing well with that. I am half expecting Starfire to join in season 3 just to have a full set
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Moni und die Thfüfte
Es ist kein leichtes Schicksal, in einem Sozialstaat und einer, trotz aller Probleme und Skandälchen, exzellenten Gesundheitsversorgung leben zu müssen. Insbesondere, wenn man noch nie selber in diese Solidargemeinschaft eingezahlt hat.
Moni erträgt dies tapfer, indem sie uns ein 90 Minuten Video schenkt, worin sie sich in einer Tour beklagt. Die Pränataldiagnostik ist finnlof, sie weiß gar nicht warum sie da hin gehen soll. Okay, es war doch total spannend, aber der Arzt war kemein. Dieser Meister Propper hat doch tazächlich angedeutet, ein Bauchultraschall würde bei ihr nicht klappen. Nur weil sie dickdickdick ist! Über diesen Arzt beklagt sie sich daher gleich bei Anja, Faffy, Kotfwefter, Bubbi, Dudsi und Dina, sowie natürlich ihrer Frauenärztin. Wie immer müssen andere sie darin bestärken, dass sie selbst ohne Verantwortung für ihre Situation ist und andere Leute sich “frech” verhalten würden. Nächstes Beispiel: ihr ist dauernd schlecht, da muss Huhan ran, Ganzkörpermassage!
Der Arme quält sich gerade in ein Praktikum, aus dem vielleicht, eventuell, irgendwann eine Ausbildung erwachsen soll. Kurz: Karl Hugos Eltern werden beide nicht in der Lage sein, nennenswert zur Begleichung der Kosten des kleinen Scheißers beizutragen. Das hindert Moni natürlich nicht daran, auf Wohnungssuche zu gehen und den nächsten Umzug samt aller anfallenden Kosten zu planen. Natürlich immer getragen von Anja, wie soll Moni in einer Stadt voller Busse, Züge und der Schwebebahn auch sonst ans Ziel kommen? Aber letztendlich passt ihr die Wohnung nicht, immerhin wohnen die Vermieter im Haus und wollen dann möglicherweise ab und an etwas von ihr. Diesen Gedanken findet Moni unerträglich.
Aber das ist alles Nebensache, im Wesentlichen will Moni nämlich über das zweite wuchernde Ding in ihr drin reden. Ihre Thfüfte. Die hat nämlich jetzt, 6 unbeeinflusste Jahre nach der ursprünglichen Diagnose, so bedrohliche Ausmaße angenommen, dass sie raus muss. Und der davon verschlungene Eileiter und Eierstock gleich mit. Aufmerksamen Zuschauern wird aufgefallen sein, dass exakt diese Diagnose inklusive des obligatorischen Bauchschnitts bei den Gegebenheiten in und an Monis Körper bereits vor 6 Monaten gestellt wurde. Da war das aber alles noch “Fwachfinn”. Schließlich wurde ihrer Mutter Erzeugerin Anja ja der komplette Uterus entnommen - minimal-invasiv! Kann also gar nicht stimmen. Ärzte erzählen einem das ja auch einfach so und dann auch noch mehrere Ärzte unabhängig voneinander! Es muss sich um eine Verschwörung handeln!
Wie dem auch sei, unser Speggkint lässt sich nach langem Zaudern doch überzeugen, denn der Arzt hat iwas von Tumor gesagt und Moni setzt das natürlich in ihrer Einfältigkeit mit Krebs gleich und weiß sofort, dass es aber keiner sein kann “sonst hätte ich ja 6 Jahre Krebs”. Dennoch lässt sie sich ins nächste Krankenhaus bringen, verbringt dort viel Zeit mit Weinen und der überraschenden Funktion des Bettes, sich hoch und runter fahren zu lassen. Der Rest ist schnell erzählt. Die OP gelingt, Moni schafft es sogar alleine, Kacka zu machen, Karl Hugo wird leider doch nicht von seinem Schicksal erlöst und die Narbe des Bauchschnitts liegt sogar praktischerweise in einer Fettfalte, sodass man sie nicht sieht. Hätte Huhan doch nur diese getroffen!
Immerhin gibt es einen Lichtblick für Moni und uns alle. Auch mit nur einem Eierstock haben Frauen normalerweise eine regelmäßige Monatsblutung!
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The D, *finger gunnin*
Ddddddiiiick. Dickdickdick (says the asexual) and dogs. Dogs are great. *wink wonk*
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