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fanfic-chan · 2 years

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Guys my little brother is literally the cutest, he just spent like an hour in my room talking to me about his favorite videogame and he always gets so animated and excited whenever he's talking about something he loves and I adore it. He's usually so stoic too so seeing him like that always makes me so happy I can't- 💖💖💖

#dessie talks #dessie's family #happy rant #so what if he's 16 he's always gonna be my goofy little brother to me

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geekytango · 1 year

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Yeah alcohol is cool but have you ever had your parents be content with you?????????

Me neither pass the bottle 🍾🍾🍾🍾

#2 percent jyada le aati to photo bhi chapp jati sirf naam aaya h vo bhi 60th position prr #its soo funny #idk what do i do what i dont #i scored 95 percent and my name was released in the school magazine #i ranked 60th out of all the students of my batch #and my dad got the nerve to scold me and say i quote #jaooo yrrr nhi krna BC #dessi #desiblr #desi #shitposting #em rants #desi family

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mamirhodessxox · 3 months

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One request. 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Angry black suit cody. 😍😍😍

That's all.🙃🙃🙃

Ask and you shall recieve shnookum 🤓☝️

Settle Down

Cody Rhodes x Fem!Reader

Desc: Cody fires himself up during his Monday Night Raw promo which results into Y/N having to help calm him down backstage.

Contents: Fluff, Cussing, Y/N being a sweetie, angry cody 🤗‼️ (No smut in this one since next oneshot will include smut)

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“The Rock, took to instagram last week following up with a very entertaining rock concert, too bad he didn’t wanna be here tonight..” the crowd booed “Rock referred to himself as our favorite heel..?” Cody’s voice echoed throughout the arena talking & saying “The nature boy rick flair was a heel. Rock..I don’t think you’re a heel I think you’re an asshole..” Cody scowled directly into the Camera while standing inside the ring as if you two were making eye contact despite the fact you were backstage watching this all go down on the tv that laid against the wall of his dressing room.

“Haven’t you been crying behind the scenes this whole time? I mean once that hashtag came out once they started chanting something else, you went and CRIED to your buddies on the TKO board ‘HEY HEY! This is gonna be some good pr for the rock I need to save wwe’ god knows look at thise house we sure needed saving right?! He said it’s gonna be this great pr for the rock until it wasn’t..” Cody ranted while circling around staring directly at the live camera & you immediately noticed that he was beginning to fire himself up the more he spoke.

“Rock, the TKO folks said to you oh my gosh yes rock yes put on your gucci shirt your muscles will look so big YES YES YES YES! The reason they said it is because they are YES people they are enablers they don’t tell you like it is, so I’m going to.” Cody scoffed as he went on another tangent on how he could admit many things on the Rock but then he pissed himself off so much to the point where he started becoming more verbally agressive “Rock you are also a terrible Salesman a carny succubus and for those who don’t know what that means..Your a whiney BITCH.” He snapped.

Y/N sat in the dressing room staring directly into the fury of his eyes right through the television screen, all this talk about the rock had genuinely started becoming angering to him & bothersome that he somehow managed to upset himself the more he spoke. “You haven’t been in the ring in real time action in YEARS! And April 6th the BELL is gonna ring! What happens rock when it rings? Are you gonna have all that Big Dwayne Energy or LDS?! Little. DICK. Syndrome!” He shouted while all of the fans within the arena started Chanting, Cheering, Shouting waving around their signs while even the announcers chuckled to themselves.

For the rest of his promo he continued ranting, shouting & even going as far as making a sudden deal with The Wiseman Paul Heyman, threatening to pull a Homelander & rip out his throat if he didn’t get to the point which left Paul a little shocked. Once his promo for the night was finished You immediately left the dressing room just as he rushed his way backstage huffing and puffing mumbling with Jey & then approaching you hut you held up your hands that lightly knocked against his chest about to speak but you shook your head

“Cody I can tell you’re pissed off, You upset your own self just by talking about Dwayne alone & before You do anything like take off the suit, get comfortable, go to the bus I need you to grab some water & take a breath.” You spoke softly as you noticed his hands were shaking in irritation and inner rage before he took a deep breath & exhaled while nodding.

“Good. Now let’s get you out of that suit & into the bus before Pharaoh looses his mind..” you pat his shoulder while you two went to the dressing room. You helped him get undressed and for a moment he just legit stood there with boxers on ranting his heart out “Had the nerve on him to mention MY mother y/n and complain about me shedding ONE tear ONE SINGULAR TEAR but this entire time he’s bitching and WHINING to TKO” he started shouting a bit while you folded his suit & packed it away. You turned around & started shushing him softly and pat his chest “Baby your yelling, Settle down okay? I know your pissed hell I would be do if someone talked about my parents like that. But I need you to lower your voice, your throats gonna go raw. Like Monday.”

Cody chuckled at the corny joke you had made to help cheer him up while pulling him into a warm hug as you practiced deep breathes with him “Thank you sweetheart I don’t know what i’d do without you.” You smiled shrugging “I don’t know either.” He snorted and pressed a kiss against your lips “alright now pipe down a bit.” You laughed before giving him one more kiss.

Cody was not an easily angered man, until things like his parents or loved ones getting mentioned but when he had You around? He was going to go a long way when you knew how to calm down in the right ways.

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dailydamnation · 7 months

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Illyana Rasputin in Midnight Suns #1

That tracks for how I imagine Illyana being in front of a classroom. Protecting or saving children? Any day of the week. But keeping a classload of them calm and paying attention? I can’t see that going well for her or the students.

I like this art style much better than the cover. Very nice Illyana. Also Nico.

That’s right, Dessy, you’re a demon from Limbo, you have standards. Avengers, hah!

…Although that whole “demon from Limbo who’s practically a regular girl”-thing has never been addressed to my satisfaction. That’s never been how Limbo demons worked. I guess hell dimensions do reflect their ruler in form and function, so I suppose Illyana’s Limbo birthing a demon girl who just wants to be good kinda makes sense as an expression of Illyana’s subconscious wishes… Crap, I wanted to rant about badly thought out continuity, but I think I accidentally made myself okay with it and came up with a plot point that I really want to see explored…

#illyana rasputin #magik #midnight suns #dessy

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satorus-leftarm · 2 years

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the ahs seasons and what i think of them:

murder house - when u think of ahs u think murder house. its a classic. some of the most iconic characters, even now. one of my comfort seasons for sure. as much as i love it, its not my favourite. it as amazing tho

asylum - wHEN I TELL U THIS SEASON IS LIKE A FUCKING DRUG I MEAN IT!! its at the top of my list, best season. again has some super iconic characters. for me, as much as it weirded me out, i kinda liked the alien plot. was it the best choice for a side plot??? probably not but it was kinda fun

coven - this is hands down the most iconic season of ahs. its also up there with murder house for the “when i think of ahs i think of this”. again, iconic characters. it has a good plot, good ships, great characters. its an awesome season and i get why people claim it as they’re favourite. but watching this coming off of asylum was hard. bc asylum was AMAZING and this to me was just great. still love it tho

freak show - im gonna be honest, im still not done. it was alright. i liked it more towards the end (i have less then half an ep left) but it was pretty meh. the pepper ep got me in my feels tho. she was by far the best character that season along with dessie. it was decent, not my favourite

hotel - loved it. binged it in like a day. and i loved it. this is the season with the best soundtrack and setting. the hotel was gorgeous i wanna fuckin live there. the plot threw me off a little here and there but ultimately, great season. loved jpm SO MUCH!! best boi fr. and liz and tristan r one of my all time favourite couples of the whole show. it was really good i enjoyed it a tone

roanoke - imma be honest, it started out slow. but like mid episode 4 i think was when it started to get GOOD!! it was definitely the scariest of all of the seasons. but the cinematography was beautiful and the acting was spot on. it was beautiful and if im being brutally honest, was low key scared of the “murder” thing. like i would go down into my basement and yell “mY NAME STARTS WITH A T MOTHERFUCKERS!” but yeah, amazing season and super underrated

cult - FUCK EVERYTHING I SAID ABT ASYLUM BEING THE BEST! cult had me scared, in my feelings, blown the FUCK away by the acting. like holy shit. it was incredible. there were a couple of “oof i dont like that” parts (mainly with kai) but other than that, it was fucking amazing. i was sad finishing it. it made me like pace around the room, yell my ass off at the tv, and i was like ranting abt to my friends who had no idea what the fuck i was saying. outstanding season. but ill forever be pissed that evan didnt win an emmy for kai

apocolypse - its up there with the most iconic. like micheal langdon as a whole is just iconic. the idea of incorporating all of the seasons in that universe together was really interesting. its a solid season with good plot and i really enjoyed it. but i gotta say, my favourite part is that they made madison less of a bitch. dont really have much to say abt this season other then the fact that its iconic and that the gallangdon fandom is dying and we need more stans

1984 - i actually liked it a lot. was kinda bummed that there was no sarah or evan but now that ive finished it, i dont think they would have fit. i think its kinda underrated. it was funny and sad and honestly kinda wholesome. i am pissed with the brooke and montana queer baiting but im a marvel fan so im hella used to it. brooke thompson is the loml tho she is bestest i love her sm actual badass. also jingles needs a hug. big time. and that scene when bobby finally met his dad and they had a really nice moment (i was in tears) but then MARGRET DECIDED TO REVIVE AND STAB JINGLES IN THE HEAD!!! but it was a great watch!!

#ahs murder house #ahs asylum #ahs coven #ahs freakshow #ahs hotel #ahs roanoke #ahs cult #ahs apocalypse #ahs 1984 #tate’s bs

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p3rs3phxne · 1 year

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thetwstwildcard · 2 years

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♒Copycat

♏DesCarol

♒ It’s really hot outside, so your Muse has abruptly started to undress.

"It's too hot...!" Leroy whined out in the middle of class, lucky for him Ashton was far too busy ranting about muscle mass and magic capability to another student to hear him. "Just fly up high and feel the breeze then, lizard." Catherine huffed back, sighing as she tied her hair up. Leroy rolled his eyes a bit at the cat's words, he took one passing glance around before deciding to start to take his shirt off.

"W-w-w-what do you think you're doing...?!?" Catherine squeaked, covering her face as she blushed and stumbled which made a few students turn. Leroy chuckled "What it's too hot so I'm taking my shirt off? It's not like you haven't seen it be- MMMPH?!!" "SHUSH!!!!" Catherine hissed, her face bright red as she muffled Leroy with the bristles of her broom.

♏ Your muse teases/flirts with mine.

"M-miss Ann... I believe you've had enough to drink.." Des mumbled a bit as he tried to collect himself "Aww come on Dessy~" the woman slurred her words with a big smile on her face. A blush crept onto Des's face, making the man turning away a bit "P-please... For the sanity of my heart I would suggest you head to bed..." The boy tried to keep his composure but Carol continued to flirt with him.

"Fine, but...~" Carol giggled, wrapped her arms around Des's shoulders "You have to kiss me, then I'll go to bed" she smiled, proud of herself. Des gulped, his usual composure slipping as he looked down at her before mumbling "oh great seven forgive me..."

#twst oc #twisted wonderland oc #oc #twstoc #twst ocs #twst #catherine shire #Des Carriedo #copycat #descarol #oc ship #oc ships #oc writing #oc writings

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triskelion-soda · 2 months

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Ranting about my pokémon oc, desmond. TW for abuse and angstiness. Looong wordy post.

I had kind of a revelation about dessie’s backstory just now. I never really knew his motives for being why he is, or story. He’s very angry and closed off but I didn’t really know why.

Now I imagine that he was abused by family, probably parents, probably only verbally but I’m not 100% sure yet. He was easy to anger, and very emotional, as a child, and his parents hated that. They wanted him to be ‘normal’ and, instead of teaching him legitimate ways to handle his feelings, forbid him from expressing his emotions, unless they were positive. Also, he didn’t have many friends and the ones he did have wouldn’t stay for long.

As such, he was quite ‘numb’ and didn’t show much emotions at all as a kid, because he didn’t want to get punished and was taught it was bad. He still felt these things, but never had any outlet for them.

So, now that he’s older, away from home and (most) people, he is angry all of the time because he never had the chance to express these emotions when he was young. He’s even more irritable, being sent off the rails from the slightest thing, and uses exercise, yelling/arguing, and Pokémon battling as an outlet. Winning Pokémon battles gives him a feeling of being in control and superior, giving him reassurance that he is in fact “better” than other people, and how he doesn’t ‘need to be fixed’. However, he never takes out his anger on his Pokémon of course, and always puts their needs and safety first.

He has an inherent distrust of other people, and frequently isolates himself for extended amounts of time with no warning. He’s especially distrusting of people older than him, or figures like teachers, professors, and law enforcement.

Lastly, when he was younger and had just moved from home, he was a bit of a nomad for a while. He would stay in hotels and occasionally even camp places, afraid to commit to being anywhere. In his earlier younger days of being a ‘free man’ so to speak, he would often get into business that wasn’t his, and as such got into a few physical fights when he mingled with the wrong crowds. This adds to his resentment of getting close to people or knowing them too well, and he also gets uncomfortable around large, closely-standing groups of people, gangs, or evil teams.

Thanks if you read all this. In short, he has experienced the horrors :p

#long post #rambling #infodumping #oc lore #oc backstory #tw abuse #abuse tw #pokemon oc #desmond #pokemon #infodump #oc infodump

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anzynai · 9 months

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Yooo, so, theoretically, if you wanted a twisted wonderland (or a few!) fics for a certain October event, what pairings would you want? 👀 purely theoretical. Obviously. Hahaha.

DESSIEEEE HELLO i hope ur having a great day!!

theoretically, i kinda love everyone with azul but namely the twins,, so like jade & azul or floyd & azul bc of u haven’t heard my various rants, i’m in love with the trio (especially azul)

BUT I ALSO REALLY LIKE:

IDIA AND AZUL (sorry i really like azul) because they’re in the same club — board game club which is rlly cute cuz they play together

RIDDLE AND FLOYD — u haven’t seen their dynamic yet but it’s so funny there’s a card stories that i’ll try to show u later if i remember but just yes

JAMIL AND WHOEVER TBH — i just like jamil and i’ve been thinking ab him lots lately

RUGGIE AND LEONA — i just love sorry.

ANYWAYS, since these r all theoretically, i think i should ask you what pairings you’d like for a certain october event. not that i’d write them or anything…

THANKS DESSIE, love ya!

#jai’s asks #dessie <3 #jai’s friends

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witcher-not-quitter · 2 years

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For the ship ask game can I ask for ur thoughts on Geralt x Regis and your OC Dessi and Dettlaff?👀👀

Geralt x Regis: those two DESERVE EACH OTHER!!!! Like they were purely made for each other!! Really, I'm just a sucker for opposites that love each other. It DOES NOT HELP that every time in Blood & Wine that their convos are so flirty at times, and I would not be surprised if they had lived together in Corvo Bianco, someone would have made an assumption that they were already together. My favorite thing to think about is that they have no idea how much they act like a couple and are completely oblivious (or at least Geralt is) to how others see them.

I am currently rereading the books and haven’t gotten to them again yet but from what I remember, I love how they just come to trust each other. Also, how Geralt couldn’t get rid of the boomerang vampire and just came to accept that Regis was there to stay and help even though the vampire had no need to do it. They have such respect for each other that Geralt does not quite have with certain sorceresses.

Dessi and Dettlaff: I think those two are just too darn adorable. Dessi is the first witcher oc I fleshed out and thought she would be perfect for Detty. Both are fierce on protecting who they love but damn they kinda can get overboard but over time they brought down the excess amounts as they came to trusting they are not alone in protecting others. While Dettlaff is pretty stoic and unsure in how to express himself very well in a human way, he adores Dessi’s wild and open self (when she is not on a contract, of course). She often becomes the focal interest in his small doodles to capture her various facial expressions. Both get along with children and vamp pups very well and Dessi’s more goofy nature with children really pulls him into joining some of the shenanigans. Dettlaff, in turn, grounds Dessi compared to her last lover who constantly had her feeling like she was back on those tight ropes in the caravan, during a storm.

#Mel answers #Geralt x Regis #Dessi x Dettlaff #Ty for the ask!!!!!#happy to rant on how much i love those 2 ships along with the witcher sandwich #♦Dessi of Gelibol♦

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descalled · 3 years

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#desmond sycamore #hershel layton #luke triton #emmy altava #professor layton #aurora #one of my many many rants OUSGSJDHS #dessy analyzing

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fanfic-chan · 2 years

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhh writers block and insecurity needs to leave me the heck alone rn and let. me. WORK!!! >:( *Slams head on desk*

#dessie talks #mini rant #i swear I'm still working on the remaining event requests I'm just having a moment rn #i keep having to restart on this one specific one because I'm just not feeling any of the results yet #just gotta trust the process til I get something I like I guess

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sevensins-stuff · 3 years

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That. That was a masterpiece. I wish Satan was more like that I’d be more interested in him. Cat boy book lover Satan is fine and dandy BUT DESSY NEEDS A STERN TALKING TO SOMETIMES

Satan also leaving marks on like your lower thigh or some place the other brothers could see.

I'm so over the "cat lover" aspect of Satan. It died so fast for me when the fandom took it overboard. You're telling that you have this emotionally tone deaf "daddy issues" having LITERAL SON OF A BITCH with a reading addiction, and you wouldn't write about how heavily influenced by books he is?? He's probably read about new and innovative ways to torture people! He's literally learned how to flirt by reading, and your only take away is that he loves cats and hates Lucifer??

Where's my stories about the trial and error he went through trying to perform the things he's read in his favorite books!?!?

#ask me #linpunny #dessy tag🧡#I should stop before I go on a whole rant😔#but imagine him wrapping his tail around you just to keep you close #but he does it hard enough to leave the pattern of his tail on your skin #like and invisible ink tattoo

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mamirhodessxox · 4 months

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Hey! I'm loving your Cody writings so far, that picture of him and pharaoh gave me an idea for one - would you please be able to write a short little oneshot about Cody and the reader adopting a second dog as a friend for pharaoh?

No rush, just pop me a tag if you write it so I can see it please? Lots of love! ☺️

YESYESYESYEYESYESYEYESYEYEYEYEYESYEYSYESYEYESYEYESYEYESYESYESY

Welcome to the family

Cody Rhodes x Fem!Reader

Desc: While you were walking around the neighborhood you came across a little puppy & noticed it had no collar so immediately you picked him (or her) up & brought it to the house immediately begging Cody for him to let you keep it

Contents: Fluff, Cody being semi-serious, Y/N having an emotional attachment to a dog she just met.

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This was NOT on today’s plan, You were just taking a simple relaxing walk around the neighborhood while Cody spent the afternoon relaxing in the backyard with Pharaoh, You were just about to step foot on your front lawn until you started hearing little puppy whimpers from across the street, mind you, Cody had a strict no randomly adopting dogs when he wasn’t around, but this couldn’t be considered randomly adopting a dog right??…right…????

I mean seriously how could you be in the wrong for this?, so here you were standing in-front of your very beloved husband Cody holding some random puppy in your arms with a smile “What am I looking at right now y/n” He sighed out before leaning against the marble counter island while you giggled and hugged the puppy “Pharaoh needs a sibling Cody c’mon!! He gets so lonely when we go out to the store this could be good for him!”

He huffed and ran his hands down his face before picking the puppy up out of your arms and held him up staring straight into it’s eyes “I thought we made a deal on not randomly adopting other dogs after Pharaoh?” You roll your eyes and sit down on the kitchen stool “I didn’t adopt him, or her, I just rant into it outside of the house and now here we are.”

Cody chuckled and set the puppy down & rolled his eyes “Well I’ll tell you what, We can keep the little guy but we are not getting another dog for at-least a year got it?”

Sure..You smiled innocently and held the puppy with a bright smile & walk around the house with the puppy giving it a little home tour while Cody chuckled and started working on dinner “Welcome home little guy” you could have sworn you heard him mumble it under his breath but you were more focused on your new “baby”

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A/N: I hope you enjoyed it :) sorry if its a little too short I wanted to get it out to you as quick as possible but I hope it was at-least Alright <3

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nataliedrawz · 2 years

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I hope you know that you've awoken an absolute beast but here I go lol

I'm definitely on the parental figure Diluc bandwagon for Razor, but I think a lot of people really miss out on the opportunity that comes with that territory, and that is: a caring yet also mischievous Uncle Kaeya who takes full advantage of Razor's limited knowledge about the human world to annoy his brother. For example, he absolutely loves to pull a complete little mermaid scheme by telling Razor that objects like forks are actually for brushing your hair, or convincing him that winking is a completely normal way to greet someone, etc. Diluc finds it absolutely infuriating at times but it's also kind of endearing to watch the kid practice scary faces in the mirror because 'Kaeya says strange window on wall is evil fake Razor! Real Razor will scare him far away with scary wolf growl! Grrrrr!!'

I also really hope that one day I'll be able to have Razor, Bennett, Xingqui, and Chongyun all on one team! I think they'd make a super awesome friend group if they all teamed up someday! They're contrasting personalities and interests would certainly make things interesting and I like to think that the other boys would all take turns introducing Razor to some of their favorite human things! Bennett hyping him up about adventuring beyond Wolvendom, Chongyun introducing him to meditation to help him relax when he's feeling anxious about being so far away from his lupical, and I definitely feel like Xingqui would like reading his works to him. Not many people like his writing due to his terrible penmanship, but I doubt someone like Razor would care all that much about those things. He doesn't understand half the words anyway but listens attentively because he likes Xingqui's reading voice and finds it soothing.

Lisa eventually does start helping Razor to read and also helps him with his elemental power as well. Also, idk why but I feel like Razor would really enjoy the Ugly Duckling story, and once he's reached the point to where he can read it on his own, Lisa ends up giving him his very own copy to keep as a reward. It's one of his prized possessions.

Anyways, ahem, please excuse my ranting. I kinda went a little nuts there.^^`

I like this awokened beast ALOT

UNCLE KAEYA IS DEFINITELY CANON, NO ONE CAN STOP THAT! The fact Razor is growling at his own reflection pulls my heart into a puddle of giddiness PLEASE HIS SO PURE-

Spoiler; got all them JQJZHHW, but YESSS, THEY WOULD!

AND I'M SORRY??? EXCUSE ME?? HOW DARE YOU BRING SUCH ADORABLENESS TOO ME- Lisa absolutely would teach him how to read, she finds it both amusing and adorable, if he doesn't understand something, he'd definetely tilt his head like a dog, HIS SO CUTE AAAAAA

THANK YOU FOR SHARING DESSIE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!

#friend's of ratty🐀#razor's queen🐺#ratty replies🐀

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prodigyxprosecutor · 5 years

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What your favorite ace attorney case says about you

[not meant to offend anyone or be definitive, I just find [These Videos] hilarious and wanted to try my hand]

Phoenix Wright

The First Turnabout: looking back, you can pinpoint your love of chaotic dumbasses to the exact moment you first laid eyes on Larry Butz.

Turnabout Sisters: you are either a firm believer in warm and fuzzy sisterly love, or go to bed every night enraged that Mia was killed off after the first case.

Turnabout Samurai: much like Miles Edgeworth, you too want to fuck Will Powers.

Turnabout Goodbyes: you have an appreciation for the classics: classic ace attorney, and classic Miles Angst.

Rise from the Ashes: you can handle a case that drags on for too long as long as it means Damon Gant staring directly into the camera for another full minute.

Justice for All

The Lost Turnabout: You do not exist.

Reunion, and Turnabout: You were THRILLED at finally getting to see Kurain Village in person and at Fey Family Drama becoming important.

Turnabout Bigtop: you go on long rants on your tumblr about how the trial segments "weren't so bad" and completely neglect the fact that the reason people hate this case is because of the pedophelia.

Farewell, My Turnabout: you're either more here for the individual cases than the overarching series plot, or you just REALLY like the angst part of Miles and Franziska's dynamic.

Trials and Tribulations

Turnabout Memories: you just wanted good things for College Pheenie - and honestly, who wouldn’t?

The Stolen Turnabout: you harbor a secret desire to fuck either Ron DeLite, Dessie DeLite, Luke Atmey, or all of the above.

Recipe for Turnabout: you harbor a secret desire to fuck Furio Tigre.

Turnabout Beginnings: you just wanted good things for Mia - and honestly, who wouldn’t?

Bridge to the Turnabout: you are either unironically a huge fan of Godot, or you want to personally brain him with a shovel. ...possibly both.

Investigations 1

Turnabout Visitor: you are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of murdering your detective.

Turnabout Airlines: you were CONVINCED that Capcom would never use Franziska in anything ever again and squealed irl when she showed up in this case.

The Kidnapped Turnabout: you can put up with unnecessary Oldbag if it means more screen time for Kay Faraday.

Turnabout Reminiscence: you ship Baddbyrne so hard that you’ve accidentally convinced yourself their relationship is more developed than it is.

Turnabout Ablaze: you can handle a case that drags on for too long as long as it means more Tyrell Badd and/or Kay Faraday..................and/or Larry Butz.

Investigations 2: Prosecutor’s Path

Turnabout Target: you just want to fuck Horace Knightley.

The Imprisoned Turnabout: you want to fuck Horace Knightley, but you also think that Ray is an interesting character.

The Inherited Turnabout: you just wanted nice things for Gregory - and honestly, who wouldn’t?

The Forgotten Turnabout: it physically pains you to see people playing this game for the first time, having not gotten to this case yet, vocally hating Sebastian Debeste.

The Grand Turnabout: your ideal case is a cocktail of international terrorism and daddy issues.

Apollo Justice

Turnabout Trump: you are a firm believer in PHOENIX 👏 KICKING 👏 ASS 👏

Turnabout Corner: you are a firm believer in the inherent hilarity of the word "panties.”

Turnabout Serenade: if no one tells Apollo and Trucy that they’re related by the next game you will literally explode.

Turnabout Succession: you can handle a case that has confusing chronology if it means Kristoph’s clock getting cleaned for a second time.

Dual Destinies

Turnabout Countdown: you are either part of the 0.001% of people who harbor a secret desire to fuck Ted Tonate, or you just think Apollo looks hot in bandages.

The Monstrous Turnabout: you’re always a slut for foreshadowing! ...and dads!

Turnabout Academy: you can put up with Professor Means because you are desperate for any scraps of trans woman representation that you can scrounge.

Turnabout Reclaimed: you will personally fork over the $4.99 required for any let's player to play this case in its intended chronological order.

The Cosmic Turnabout: you ship Claypollo so hard that you’ve accidentally convinced yourself their relationship is more developed than it is.

Turnabout for Tomorrow: you will personally go to Capcom's Japan headquarters with a chainsaw and threaten them to retcon Bobby Fulbright’s death.

Spirit of Justice

The Foreign Turnabout: Ahlbi Ur’gaid is YOUR son, and you WILL kill irl to protect him.

The Magical Turnabout: Trucy Wright is YOUR daughter, and you WILL kill irl to protect her.

Rite of the Turnabout: you are a firm believer in nuanced sociopolitical intrigue, or you just really liked the scene where Phoenix and Datz talked in the secret base.

Turnabout Storyteller: you are a firm believer in well-researched and respectful representations of mental disorders, or you just really like Simon Blackquill.

Turnabout Revolution: you can handle Maya getting kidnapped for the 20th time if it means Nahyuta finally becomes interesting.

Turnabout Time Traveler: looking back, you can pinpoint your love of chaotic dumbasses to the exact moment you first laid eyes on Larry Butz.

#long post #ace attorney #ace attorney spoilers #for the record mine are #in order #rise -> trump -> rite -> inherited/storyteller tied #edited slightly

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