Buddy Dawn should have a deeply homoerotic encounter and subsequent turbulent romance with a goth sorcerer boy that takes him on a wild adventure of confrontation with institutionalized religion and his relationship to faith and what it all means to him specifically

also must specify that this should all be completely offscreen. The bad kids and the rat grinders are engaged in scheming and fighting for their lives meanwhile Buddy has been having intense moments of prolonged eye contact at poetry nights that hes been secretly attending with his new “best friend”. Go on this journey with me

i think fabian killing that hydra was buddy dawn's gay awakening. no i won't elaborate

Riz is so adorable ^^

I need pok and bill to fuck solely to add to the insane bad kids parentcule

honestly that's 99% of the reason i'm considering adopting the headcanon. i want that shit to be as fucked up as possible, and it makes riz's position in that whole mess even worse.

BOTH of his parents are fucking a demon father of one of his friends.

the bad kids parent polycule goes crazy bc we’ve got

jawbone and sandrah lynn (serious partners)

hallariel and gilear (engaged)

gilear and sandrah lynn (exes, divorced)

jawbone and garthy (have hooked up)

sandrah lynn and garthy (have hooked up)

sklonda and pok (married)

sklonda and gorthalax (dating)

sklonda and gilear (brief low-key fling?)

sandrah lynn and gorthalax (exes, have dated)

wilma and digby (married, swingers)

jawbone (polyamorous)

and that’s JUST in cannon. you can play around w that however u want to. personally, here are my headcannons that further this insane polycule.

sandrah lynn and sklonda (regularly hookup, low key dating but w/o a label)

hallariel and cathilda (regularly hook up)

jawbone, sandrah lynn, & garthy (open throuple)

gorthalax, sandrah lynn, & gilear (definitely had a threesome at some point)

wilma, digby, & jawbone (regular threesomes)

wilma & digby have hooked up w at least half of em tbh

gorthalax and jawbone (regularly hookup)

and as of the most recent ep i’m going to go ahead and add

pok and bill (regularly hook up)

Silently adding Bill Seacaster and Pok Gukgak to my ever growing list of relationships in the Bad Kids' parents' Polycule

*rattles the bars of my enclosure* LET ME AT HIM LET ME AT HIM

I'm not gonna lie I do think Pok Gukgak and Bill Seacaster should fuck just to make the bad kids parent polycule even more complicated

Pok's tone with Bill was trying to be professional, but I can't tell if he's hiding a tone of fondness like for a friend, or seething rage that he has to work with this fucking guy for his job.

writing fabriz but in the most queerplatonic, aroace way possible.

i don’t know what kind of compulsory heterosexuality or internalized homophobia is causing fabian to be attracted to a female mirror who has no face other than his reflection but. there’s something there. idk how to explain it

the internal struggle of wanting to respect riz’s seemingly ace/aro identity but also seeing the chemistry fabian and riz have…. idk man maybe i just want them to be in a queer platonic relationship and grow old together is that too much to ask

am I a firm aro/ace riz truther? yes.

do I believe in fabriz? also yes.

ally beardsley: fabriz truther

i’m just saying that riz is gay even in being aroace. brennan, when making baron, specifically used only they/them pronouns and riz was the one to use he/him as well. when creating a fake romance partner, riz chose to make a male/masculine one.

riz is aroace but he’s on the spectrum. hes grayromantic, and he can have romantic attraction, he just doesn’t usually. it’s a lot harder for him to get there. he just doesn’t feel it. but he still knows, that even if he would, it wouldn’t be for a girl.

anyway riz gukgak i love u sm and i will project my relationship with aromanticism onto u if it kills me

No bc you’re telling me “Anthony leaves smosh and has to work though and overcome his issues relating to smosh that stem a lot from that beautiful thing (smosh) that was supposed to be just him and Ian ended up turning into something he didn’t recognize which made him feel a lot of resentment because he felt like something had been taken from him once the company that took over bastardized him and Ian’s creation so he decided to leave but not before suggesting that Ian leave with him but Ian doesn’t want to let go of smosh *bc it’s their thing and he doesn’t want to lose that* so he wants to collab but Anthony cuts all contact bc it’s all too painful for him which makes Ian sad to the point he listens to *their song* and sends Anthony a message about it trying to cope with what perceives is the end of their relationship (in addition to him becoming bitter bc he feels abandoned by Anthony) meanwhile Anthony is experiencing the same worries because he feels like he’s lost his childhood best friend and worries they’ve grown apart too much with how strained their relationship became during smosh and they both feel like the relationship is unable to be saved and repaired and that chapter is done for good until they end up reconnecting because of Ian’s friend which leads to them hanging out and suddenly because of their individual growth that’s occurred in that time span Anthony realizes the magic is still there and it’s like it never left and so one day at a party Ian asks Anthony about buying smosh back when he’s already been contemplating it and starts going on a 30 minute tangent about his plans for smosh and so they decide to buy smosh back and return to making videos together and drop the news on their fans with no warning and Anthony interviews Ian on his channel in his longest interview yet and Anthony tears up multiple times and they seem so at ease around each other and it closes with Ian saying “If we burn it to the ground, I’m happy to do that with you” as they softly look at each other and get ready to take on this journey together” is real life and NOT a fanfiction? Because that sounds exactly like fanfiction to me

Smosh fandom since the wedding pics were posted: