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massgrav · 7 months
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Another one of these while I'm on a streak :3
(Desire Demon x Cullen, in case you have trouble seeing through the high contrast and general sloppiness)
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unoccasionallyshiki · 3 months
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Does he have a bed? Who knows. Does he even sleep? Who knows! I present... Alastor's room from ep.3, the full length edition.
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a-dauntless-daffodil · 2 months
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Too many fucks in the hotel kitchen (most of them thankfully not literal) (MOST of them)
Angel Dust: “Are you TRYIN’ to kill me???”
Vaggie: “If I was, I wouldn’t have missed.”
Angel Dust: “YOUR SPEAR ALMOST SHAVED OFF MY CHEST FLUFF”
Vaggie: “You looked at Charlie and said ‘ugh’.”
Angel Dust: “No shit I said UGH! Your girlfriend’s oozing demonic tar all over the kitchen!”
Vaggie: “So? She’s allowed to have midnight snacks without being a night person.”
Angel Dust: “Not all over my bagel she isn’t!”
Charlie: “???bAGeL???”
Angel Dust: “Oh hell no you don’t-”
Vaggie: ��Give her the bagel and it’ll give me time to make pancakes.”
Charlie: “!!!!!!pAN-----CAkEsssssss!!!”
Angel Dust: “…you’re fucking one fucking creepy lady, lady.”
Vaggie: “Shows what you know, asshole. She’s absolutely adorable, aren’t you Charlie?”
Charlie: “~~~~HEHEHEH~~~ iM cUUUTe~~~”
Angel Dust: “Motherfucker… these damn pancakes had better be worth it.”
Vaggie: “The fuck said I was making you any?”
Angel Dust: “What th- I gave your creepy girl my bagel!”
Vaggie: “And called her creepy.”
Angel Dust: “I made a sacrifice out of the goodness of my heart and this is what I get for it? That was my fucking bagel! RESPECT MY FUCKING BAGEL, BITCH!!”
Husk: “Who the fuck let him fuck the bagels again.”
Angel Dust: “Oh fff-uck me.”
Vaggie: “Again?”
Charlie: “Bagel-ssS? PLURAL???”
Angel Dust: “Blame Husky voice over there, he dared me to!”
Husk: “I said don’t fuck up that bagel.”
Angel Dust: “See?? Listen to the way he’s sayin’ it! So I had ta! And it was just the one time!”
Vaggie: “WHEN was this ‘one time’.”
Angel Dust: “…Uhh…”
Vaggie: “…”
Vaggie: “Babe. Drop the bagel.”
Charlie: “Suddenly I’m very awake now and really wish I wasn’t.”
- NEW HOTEL RULE ANNOUNCEMENT-
57.) No fucks in the kitchen. Not of any kind. Don’t even say the word while you’re in there, it’s too fucking dangerous.
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transmechanicus · 29 days
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The recent explosion of Hazbin Hotel into popularity over the last 2 months is so surreal, did the court of public opinion not find viziepop guilty of just insane levels of bigotry as early on as 2013?? Like forgive me, i was in middle school, but i seem to recall a relatively widespread understanding that she was not a great person while the show was still in the earliest stages of pre-production, did i miss a memo???
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extraaa-30 · 2 months
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wait did we (the good omens fandom) crowley ourselves???
Us: imagines canon confirmation for aziracrow so hard for years, endlessly bullies neil gaiman on tumblr dot com, begs and pleads and manifests
Neil: fine. un-baits your queers
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bonus:
every time #good omens trends for no reason
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veviventie · 22 days
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he isnt that hot.
-𝙜𝙤𝙟𝙤
yea i can feel the rage rn but he is just.a.white.haired.character. like i dont know what yall r cooking cz he is so mid. wack ass teacher bruh. the big ass board of him and geto is the funniest thing ever though (i love him)
-𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙚
i love aventurine but some of yall act weird fr like the sparkle is racist typa ones r so weird. he's just a twink guys.
-𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙢𝙤𝙪𝙘𝙝𝙚
mid mid mid mid mid bowl cut looking mid mid mid mid mid mid mid short mid mid mid mid angry midget mid mid mid
-𝙢𝙪𝙯𝙖𝙣
subjectively, what the fuck. he's so ugly wtf not even mid he's under. 6ft under when i find him.
-𝙗𝙖𝙠𝙪𝙜𝙤
funniest one here idk what you guys see in him. i'll leave it at that.
-𝙨𝙖𝙨𝙪𝙠𝙚
emo looking ass. only 12 year olds like him. sakura haters dni btw.
-𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙩𝙤𝙠𝙧𝙚𝙫
the artstyle isnt doing it for me istg they look dead and they also look like the annoying kids who ride those loud ass motorcycles in the middle of the night.
-𝙠𝙪𝙧𝙤𝙤
BROO what do you like about him /gen. i never understood the hype with anime guys that have like porcupine durian hybrid hair. bakugo, kuroo, kirishima, and all their mini children.
-𝙢𝙞𝙜𝙪𝙚𝙡 𝙤𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙖
me vs dilfs. he's like the embodiment of what gen alpha thinks they can get by mewing and looksmaxxing 25/7/375
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dwtdog · 1 month
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im sorry who the fuck is kaceytron and why the fuck is she saying that
🙁 you don’t want to know
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plugnuts · 1 year
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Reblog to totally beat cabinet man’s face in with a crowbar this Christmas Eve
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sonasnowdrop · 1 year
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ULTIMATE RIZZ
Bonus
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fuckspn · 5 months
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sam told john "you did your best" and i whisper-screamed into the void of my empty apartment NO HE DIDN'T
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levbolton · 1 year
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Shoutout to the gay shonen.
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cyellolemon · 7 months
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They're gay your honor
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RIP to all the tumblrinas who saw me reblogging/posting supernatural stuff on November 5th and because of my url thought they'd found an honest to god superwholock account in the year of our lord 2023 and had to find out by scrolling through my blog that now I mostly just obsess over Hannibal Lecter but kept my url from ye olden days.
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solradguy · 8 months
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[*looking at blonde guy with blue eyes who wears blue*] why is ky kiske in the new hoyoverse game
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Woagh Kyle Krispie just like my Japanese fighting games
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Day 6 - (ALT PROMPT) Bloody Knuckles
I meant for this to be for day 4 of Whump Week but that other idea was too good, and then I didn't have the drive to finish it until now. More risen demon au stuff!
Ping list: @ailesswhumptober and @whumperofworlds
TWs: blood, discussion of suicide/suicide baiting, death mention
Mariano closed his eyes, feeling Dimitri's fingers combing through his feathers. They sat out in the little creek that ran through their domain, the quiet rustle of leaves and grass in the wind filling the comfortable silence. Cold, impossibly clean water meandered past, pulling the otherworldly black blood from Mariano's skin.
The last mission had been rough. Dimitri had insisted on helping him get clean again. Blood still oozed from cuts and scrapes, dark as the halo that hung near the tips of his tall horns. They'd bandage those once he was inside and dry again. Dimitri's claws scratched luxuriously against the skin of his wings, drawing little happy hums and sighs from Mariano as he finished washing his face.
"You're really pretty." Dimitri said with no warning.
"...What?" Mariano blinked. looking over his shoulder at Dimitri.
The blond demon just looked back at Mariano, still scratching through his feathers. "I said you're pretty. Turn around."
Mariano frowned as he did, black feathers ruffling before smoothing down as he shifted. The water felt amazing as it started to run against his lower back, his thin tail drifting along in the current. Dimitri took one of Mariano's hands in his, dipping it under the chilly water. His thumb started to brush over the broken, bleeding skin over Mariano's knuckles.
Mariano didn't wince, even as sparks of pain raced up his hand. "What makes you say that?" He asked, watching Dimitri's efforts gradually reveal raw, aching skin under the glowing black blood.
Dimitri frowned, tilting his head as he paused. "What do you mean, what makes me say that? I have eyes. You're pretty."
The water's temperature finally started to numb the sting of the bloody knuckles. "I thought you hated me." Mariano said as Dimitri let go of his now-clean hand to take his other one.
"Ah." Dimitri said, looking down at Mariano's hand again. His touch was somehow even more gentle, claws not even coming close to scraping against Mariano's knuckles. "I did, yes."
"You hated me the entire time we were alive. Before everything."
"I did." Dimitri said again, evenly. "I thought you were a brat, and a wimp, and spoiled. And stupid."
Mariano was quiet, letting Dimitri handle him more carefully than he'd ever done when he was alive. "When we all woke up here, you said I should've just killed myself instead of trying to whistle-blow." He said. "What changed?"
Dimitri's thumb passed over the knuckle of Mariano's ring finger, feather-light. "I'm not sure." He said. "You wanted to haunt Luis instead of just killing him, that helped. I liked that."
Dimitri's attention shifted to the knuckle of Mariano's pinky. "I think it was seeing your haunting." Dimitri's voice got softer. "I didn't like hearing you beg like that."
"Ah." It was Mariano's turn to speak quieter. "I'm sorry."
Dimitri shook his head. "No, no, it scared the shit out of Luis. He deserved it." Dimitri's fingers fell still. "He deserved to remember what he did to you."
They both fell quiet, the rustle of leaves and the murmur of water the only noises in their otherworldly paradise. Their feathers ruffled in the warm breeze. Dimitri let go of his hand to wipe at Mariano's cheek, thumb working at a stubborn streak of blood.
"Come." Dimitri said, his hand lingering where he cupped Mariano's face. "Let's get you bandaged up. Manuel's going to be upset if we stay out here too long and you catch a chill."
Dimitri stood, offering Mariano a hand up. He smiled, the briefest flicker of the expression flashing over his face as he accepted Dimitri's help. Dimitri didn't let go of Mariano's hand as they walked through the field of sweet-smelling flowers, up to the home they all shared.
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scalproie · 9 days
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*shaking and crying* where is Urizen
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