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philiponmycracker · 28 days
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Psycho cutie boyfriend Billy knows how to drive Marty nuts
Seven Psychopaths (2012) dir. Martin Mcdonagh
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soullessdianthus · 2 years
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𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓
[ last update: 17th february 2024 ]
𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐑 about what I do and do not write.
☔︎ ─ angst ☀︎ ─ sfw ♡ ─ nsfw/smut ⚔ ─ dark
NAVIGATION:
↳ 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐎𝐅 𝐃𝐔𝐓𝐘: 𝐌𝐎𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐍 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐅𝐀𝐑𝐄 | 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓
↳ 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐒 | 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓
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𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑-𝐌𝐀𝐍: 𝐀𝐓𝐒𝐕 | 𝐌𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐥 𝐎'𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐚
𝐎𝐍𝐄-𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐓𝐒: "You belong with me" | X | ♡ ⚔ Summary: Yandere!Miguel keeps his darling locked and decides to give her a better purpose. "His venom as an aphrodisiac" | X | ♡ ⚔? "No time to die" | X | ☔︎ ♡ ⚔ Summary: Reader, who is a Black Cat in Miguel’s universe, is caught by her boyfirend ━ Spider Man from Earth-2099. Little did he know that his precious, sweet girlfirend could cause such problems. But he seems to have a solution. A twisted one.
𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒: "Imagine being embarassed about the noises you make." | X | ♡
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𝐁𝐔𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐍 | 𝐓𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐞
𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐒 (𝐱 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑): "Say yes to heaven" | X | ♡ Summary: The one where Tangerine and Reader have ongoing conflict, but one, suprising meeting changes all. "Unholy" | X | ♡ Summary: Short makeout session in the elevator (and hotel room) after you teased him unintentionally. "NSFW Alphabet" | X | ♡
and more to be added...
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my-chaos-radio · 7 months
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Release: August 9, 2011
Lyrics:
Hey ya'll
I came to talk about this girl that had my love, see
I went away for a while and
She gave my love away huh
I really shouldn't blame her
But now that p-ssy is a stranger
Baby, somethings on my mind I gotta say it
Yeah, Your p-ssy done changed
It ain't the same girl and thats a shame
(A crying shame baby)
Oooh, aint being funny
I know another bee's been in that honey
Ooh, baby, that p-ssy done changed
It's such a shame girl and thats a shame
(Who the hell you giving my loving to girl?)
Oooh Nooo
Tell me where that p-ssy gone
Oooh Nooo
Cause it don't feel the same no more
(I miss that p-ssy, that p-ssy, that p-ssy, that p-ssy)
Yeah
Oooh Nooo
(How you do me like that baby)
Oooh Nooo
Why is that happening to me
Oooh Nooo
She told me that it was my p-ssy
Oooh Nooo
Yeah yeah yeah yeh
She, she used to be a really special lady (my everything)
I guess she's feeling kinda freaky lately
It's such a shame cause now the p-ssy's changed
(That p-ssy changed)
She used to squeeze me (oooooooh
Grip me tight enough so she can please me
But nah nah, now that p-ssy changed
It's such a shame, that p-ssy changed
Oooh Nooo
Where did ya p-ssy go?
Oooh Nooo
Cause girl, I need to know
Oooh Nooo
You see, it was on some one of a kind sh-t
Oooh Nooo
I'ma about to kill this bitch
Oooh Nooo
She gave away all my sh-t
(I miss that p-ssy, that p-ssy, that p-ssy, that p-ssy)
Oooh Nooo
Yeah, yeah, yeh
I thought the p-ssy cat had 9 lives man?
Damn darling you changed it all
I'm your number fan belt they are not important
I don't use a cordless, microphone avoid em'
They don't feel real to me
Meaning real woman
Others built on me
You the primer on the lime bean green box When I couldn't afford a Ford
Clean socks scootin' across the floor in your grandmama house
Hand on your mouth
You yap too much about the penny-ante, this mechanics so uncanny
X-men, x-men, your ex boyfirend should thank me that I took you off his hands
No I can't bring another beach to the sand
And know I am well aware that you can bring a man to his knees
And get what you need without saying please
But can you bring a man to his feet when defeat is on repeat
And they put this man's Grammy's on the street?
What? Why so quiet?
Hate that all of our memories happened in a Hyatt
You were perfect before you went on a diet
You was way thicker, you think i don't remember
Shit, the magazine got to your head
Now somebody you don't even know got you in bed
Betcha buddy don't even know you don't like red
Or Was It Fuchsia, F-ck It, Our Future Is dead
Songwriter:
Oooh Nooo
Yeah yeah yeah
(I miss that p-ssy, that p-ssy, that p-ssy, that p-ssy)
Oooh Nooo
Ohhhhhh
Oooh Nooo
I'm about to kill this bitch
Oooh Nooo
She gave away all my shit
(I miss that p-ssy, that p-ssy, that p-ssy, that p-ssy)
Oh noooooo
Yeah, yeah, yeh
Ahahahaha
I miss ya girl
Jamal F. Jones / Dwayne Carter / Andre Benjamin / Dreshan Nikel Smith
SongFacts:
"Dedication to My Ex (Miss That)" is a song by R&B musician Lloyd, released on August 9, 2011 as the third single from his fourth studio album King of Hearts (2011). Produced by Polow da Don and D. Smith of Zone 4 Productions, the song features a verse from Outkast's André 3000 and is "narrated" by Lloyd's frequent collaborator and fellow New Orleans rapper Lil Wayne. The brass was played by Siraaj Amnesia James. The song was edited for radio in the United Kingdom (among others) with the word "pussy" replaced with "lovin'." The single performed averagely domestically, but reached the top five in the UK, Australia and Ireland, and the top 10 in Denmark, the Netherlands and Austria. The song is Lloyd's biggest international hit to date.
The song's music video, directed by Bryan Barber, premiered on September 13, 2011 on 106 & Park. André 3000 and Lil Wayne do not appear in the video; Instead, Wayne Brady and a cat lip sync Wayne and Andre 3000's lyrics, respectively. The video featured Natalie La Rose as the female lead.
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siriuslystargazing · 3 years
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Under Your Spell
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((Okay so i this hs been in my drfats for a solid 3 years so i have rewritten it and im back into writing again lol))
Song: Desire - Under Your Spell
Requested: Nope 
Summary: the boys are in 6th year, James thinks Remus and Sirius are breaking up so with the help of his Lily Flower they create a freaky friday parent trap
TW: very mild Abuse, depression, blood, scabs, needing the toilet 
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“good godric, this weekend has been a total and utter disaster” James huffed flopping onto his bed. 
“How so?” Peter Questioned from his bed 
“well if you havent noticed my dear wormy, Moony has decied to camp in the libary and my darling Sirius is sulking in th astronmy tower” James stated matter of factly. “its a bloody shambles” 
“well maybe we should all talk about our feelings and then make hot chocolates, thats what my mum does and then everything is right again” peter smiled at the thought of a rich hot choclate with whipped cream on top in his favourite mug.
“as disgustingly sweet as that sounds Peter, we are infact idea men and i have the perfect plan on getting our two love dogs tounge fighting agian” 
“i dont know whats worse hearing that horrific plan or seeing you in your undwear Potter” Lily swiftly entered the Marauders dorms smirking and making her way to James bed.
“Lily Flower!” James jumped up from his bed allowing Lily To sit 
“i think Peters idea was good, you should talk about your feelings”
“Lily, light of my life, flower of mein eye. i cant stress how that will never happen, so in times like these i have alsways got a Plan” James rushed to his trunk as lily rolled her eyes at her excentric boyfirend, he bagan digging and pulled out a scrapbook 
“whats that?” Peter asked 
“this my wormy firend is my book of plans, pefectly formulated plans for any and every occasion and this” James began to flip through the pages stopping at a section that looked like it was ripped from another note book “is what we need, this is a potion i found in one of my mums books its a ... well i dont remember the name of it but it will help, its was in the ‘make Lily fall in love with me’ section but i dont need that now” James looked over to the red head who in response just rolled her eyes 
“careful Potter, anyway what does that potion do exactly” Lily moved over to James and read the pages of the book. “it dosent seem that hard to make give me and hour”
“wait you want to help?” 
“of course, they are my firends as well and it saddens me to see them act like this” Lily smiled once more taking the pages on the potion with her as she left the Marauders bedroom and a stunned James Potter 
“bloody hell, you all right James?”
“What a Woman”
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Sirius sat in the astonomy tower his legs dangling from the balcony as he took a drag of his ciggarett he smiled at the faint voice of Remus in the back of his head “thoes will kill you y’know” 
“fuck sake why am i like this” sirius said to no one 
He sat there watching the constellations paint the sky and decied to head to the great hall for dinner.  Sirius hadnt really being feeling himslef for days and felt better to just discontect until he was Sirius again, but Remus got mad and said thats not how this works and well know Sirius was sulking in the tower and going to dinner he really wasnt interested in.  The Smell of fresh baked bread and soups of all flavours wafted out from the doors to the great hall Sirius felt the pang of hunger and walked into the hall he tried to put on a smile and hoped it will work for a few hours. 
“OI PADS!!!” James shouted from his seat neary spilling soup allover Remus who’s head was buried in his book, Sirius smiled and rushed over to his firends 
“oh by the way Lily made this really cool drink you should try it me and peter had some earlier” James placed two bottles on the table infront of Sirius and Remus. Remus peeled his eyes from his book and inspected the bottle “why is it blue and the smell is god awful” Remus rocoiled Sirius grimiced at the semll but couldnt care less 
“well could be worse moony, could be that awlful excuse of hot chocolate peter made last week, well bottoms up lads” Sriurs took the potion and gagged and remus shurgged it wasnt the worse thing he has eaten or eat soon with. full moon on its way. 
the three Marauders sat at the table exchanging small convosations James satisfied that his friends are talking again thinking the potion was working, however Sirius began to feel drowsy 
“pads are you okay?” Remus shot up from his seat noticing Sirius go pale and started to sway in his seat 
“umm yeah just a little dizzy i think i might head to bed”
“ill come with you i dont want you falling down the stairs or somthing” Remus hopped over the table that James considered very out of character as he followed suit slinging sirius other arm over his shoulder and headed back to the dorms.
by the time the three boys got back Remus was dragging hiself to his bed and sirius was out cold, James was starting to get worried what if he possibly poisoned his best friends the only thing he could do was run down to Lily.
“EVANS !!! LILY FLOWER I NEED YOU” James yelled in the common room frantically, a group of first years looked at him but just brushed it off as Marauders nonsense “for merlins skae James What?” Lily stomed in from the Grils dorms 
“i think we may have ummm oisonedpay emthay”
“What? are you using pig latain?”
“yes we have royally fucked up i think”
“ugh just leave them till morning and keep them alseep on their sides if they decied to vomit”
“but lily shouldnt we-”
“no because they will trace it back to me who made the potion so just chill it will all even out in the morning”
“Fine,” and With lily and jmes headedd back to their respective dorms “i still love you by the way” James shouted to lily who in return shouted “i know”
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That James didnt sleep a wink, he constantly checked on Remus and sirius who both slept like the dead and that did not ease his soul at all. when dawn finally broke Remus was the first up much to James suprise he watched as Remus went straight to the bathroom.
Sirius waltzed into teh bathroom first like everymorning but found his body was far more achey than it usally is, maybe he slpet funny but didnt dwell on it much as he was busting for a piss. Sirius continued his usual morning routine of waking up and washing his face he looked and the mirror “Remus get out of the way im washing.... my ... face..” and screamed for he was infact not sirius but remus 
“WHAT THE FUCK JAMES!!!!” James ran into the bathroom to see Remus standing squishing his face “WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME!!!” Remus (who is infact in Sirius body) fell from his bed and hurried to the bathroom
“i dont know what you mean i havent done anything to you moony” James defended himslef 
“see thats the thing potter im not remus im Sirius but this is not my fucking body what did you do” Sirius spoke his voice rising he then noticed his body standing infront of him and he was pointing at himself 
“why are you me?” Remus Began
“i could ask you the same thing” Sirius followed 
“you havent gone for a piss yet?” 
“No, and its not like-”
“enough not the point or time” Remus looked in the mirror at sirius refection” James that drink you gave us last night what was it”
“so you know how you two have been well not so lovey dovey and i really thought you two were breaking up and wel i thought maybe if i used this potion i found in my mums books to make you two fall in love again” James began rambling again and all sirius and remus could do was look at each other then back at James 
Remus, in Sirius body sighed whislt he pinched the bridge of his nose “and did you by any chance check this potion, like oh gee i dont know the name of it and the side effects” 
James opened his mouth but decied to close it again witch caused Sirius, in Remus body to walk over to his friend and slap him, but before his hand could strike the blow Sirius doubled down in pian 
“holy fuck what was that... shit” sirius panted cluting his abdomen
“oh yeah, full moon tonight and thats very normal” Remus winced he forgot and he was so used to the pain he never reacted like that infront of the marauders. 
“so every morning before a full moon you go through this intense pain and not bat an eye or anything?” sirius asked 
“well yeah, but ive gotten so used to it...”
“SO! remus you said we wouldnt keep secrets!” 
“sorry”
“Okay Okay, lets stop before we do anything else we regret, im going to get lily you to stay here okay?” James said as he grabbed his Dressing gown and headed to the common room in hopes of finding Lily.
Remus looked over at his body, he was soused to seeing it in the mirror but seeing it directly infront of him he couldnt help but grimice and be repelled by his scars “godric im disgusting” 
“What?! Remus dont say that your beautiful” 
“Shut up sirius look at you” Remus guestured to the body he was in, it was infact a beautiful but he could shake off an itch at his back “look you amazing and why the fuck are you so itchy, i swear to godric if you have fleas again-” but beofre remus could finsh he saw the fear in his eyes and then the familer sting of an open wopen wound. Remus decied to take of his shirt and look in the mirror along his back were 3 very large stikes along sirius back
“Sirius...”
“it was a parting gift from walburga” was all sirius could muster as his voice shook, luckily James and lily came in
“oh my Sirius your back” Lily’s hands coverd her mouth as she rushed over to Remus in Sirius’ body 
“Pads Why didnt you tell mum?”
“I didnt want to bother her, besides it didnt get infected and im fine” 
“Its not the point! This is why i did all this your not being you and i thought you were breaking up with remus and i got scared i would lose both of you and...”
“James, Sirius and I are still very much in love, right?” Remus reasured James 
“yeah im so in love with this dork that i was so scared to admit it i might lose him” Sirius began tears pricked at his eyes “i just.. well since running away from home i just havnt been feeling me and im sorry if i was pushing you away i just didnt know what to do”
“Oh sirius you blind idiot, you know you can always talk to us” Remus hugged his boyfired plaing a kiss on his cheek “oh this is very weired” 
“your telling me, i know for a fact i may act like a narcasiss but this is. a little excessive” Sirius laughed, James and Lily laughed as well joining the two boys in a group hug 
“See i told you if we all just talked about our feelings evrything would be okay” peter perked up from the doorway a tray of hot chocolates in hand “you never really needed to do this excessive parent freaky friday trap in the first place” 
“yeah i guess your right wormy” james laughed sheepishly 
“but then again Lily, how long will this last because as much as i love remus i dont think im ready to turn into a werewolf and i am busting for a piss and well boundires” Sirius laughed, looking over at the red head 
“yeah well have you tried true loves kiss if not your in for a fun 24 hours pads”
The end :)
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A/N: Thanks for reading, i hope you liked it!! i want to apologose for any spelling mistakes and any other errors 
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kaz11283 · 3 years
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“I couldn’t get my mind off you all day” with Loki from the prompt list?
I Couldn't Get My Mind Off You All Day
Characters: Loki, reader
Warnings: Maybe some adult situations nothing like x rated though.
Summary: You've had a long day, he knows you've had a long day, EVERYONE could tell you've had a long day. All you want is to relax in your apartment, in fuzzy pjs, and watch something stupid on TV.
ANNOUNCEMENT: I am desperately trying to get in the mind set of writing a one shot for the prompt "you think it all comes down to you" I have the plan, where I want it to go, but I cant get it from my head to the screen if that makes any sense at all. Im hoping that it will be up at least by this weekend and then Im gonna start on chapter 4 of Fire amd Ice. Im also "revamping" how all of my works look. Give me some time and I'm sure ill have it just to the way that I like it. 💚💚💚💚
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It had been a long day, state had walked in last minute at the begining of the week and you had been on your feet for hours. All you wanted to do was pile up after soaking in a long bath and curl under a fluffy blanket. Your phone buzzed as you walked in the door.
Loki: Don't worry about anything, go to the bathroom and relax. 💚
The one thing you hated about working late was missing time with your boyfirend, no one else could really understand why or how you had fallen for the god of mischief but when you did you had fallen hard. He was the sweetest most caring person that you knew, althoigh he didnt really let others see that side of him.
Kicking your shoes off at the door you sighed in relief as you pulled the scrub top over your head and threw it on the couch, you could pick it up later. Walking down the hall you shimmied out of your pants and just left them there, what ever that could wait too. You had been getting home late everyday this week neglecting your everyday tasks you could do the later.
"Self care. Self care is important right now." You mumbled to no one in particular. Loki had apperantly stayed at the town tonight which was fine you didn't mind that he had stayed there. Of course you wouldnt have minded curling up and letting him read to you either.
"Ah yes, self care is very important my little Dove." He said popping his head out from the bathroom causing you to scream.
"Jesus Loki! Warning next time." You said placing your hand over your pounding heart.
"I sent you a message." He said wacing his phone in the air. You laughed, looking around the corner of the bathroom you realized that he had drawn you a bath with candles around it.
"You know, your such a sweetheart sometimes." You laughed pulling at the straps of your bra pulling it off.
"Don't tell the others." He came up behind you and placed his hands on his shoulders kissing the back of your head.
"Never." You smiled slipping into the warm water. "Join me?"
"Maybe in a bit. You relax, I'll go clean the house up. You deserve some alone time." He walked to the door and turned on your music.
After a little bit he came back in dressed in some sweat pants, a black t shirt, and his zip up hoodie. "Are you feeling any better?" He asked sitting beside the tub tracing his fingers over the top of the water. You hummed in approval.
"Wanna talk about it?" He leaned his head on the tube next to yours.
"Just stressful, very long week. Had to make sure that everything was done on time, long nights followed by not enough sleep for the longer days. What can I say though? Its what I signed up for right? I love my job but it just gets to much sometimes."
"You could use a break, maybe a vacation? We could go somewhere, anywhere. Any realm. You pick, darling I could show you the stars." He may a jester with his hand.
"That sounds wonderful, but right now Im happy right here. I missed you so much this past week. I couldnt get my mind off of you all day."
"Shall I start planning a trip then? I wouod love nothing more than to see you walking the halls of Asguard." He smiled.
"Asguard?" You shot up causing him to get splashed with some water.
"Yes, of course. I would very much like you to meet my mother." He laughed wiping his face with the towel before handong it to you.
"Well, Asguard it is." You said wrapping the towel around you to dry off before changing into your louge clothes. You spent the rest of the evening planning the trip while curled up on the couch listening to him ramble on about the beautiful city that you would be visiting in a week.
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gamergirl-niffler · 4 years
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Nathan 'the lemur tamer' Drake
Wonderful @annaasi asked me to write something short about Nathan interacting with Lemur. We all know that this boy loves those cute animals! 
BIG Thank you to my wonderful boyfirend @arthurbristow for helping me with this. He played Nate and for me he did AMAZING JOB! I love you sweetie! ♥♥♥
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"Okay, Nate, stop," Elena said, grabbing her husband’s arm to stop him from making another step. She knew that Nathan was in a rush to save his older brother from Rafe's hands, but she also noticed a shaky gait that Nate had since she found him in a river. "I know you want to save Sam, but you need to sit, you being all wobbly won't help us," Elena summed up, forcing him to sit down on a nearest rock.
He sat down on a rock reluctantly, sighing deeply as his hands travelled to his temples. "I can't focus," he babbled. "But we gotta hurry, Sam has to be somewhere nearby," Nathan gave a long glance to worried Elena, then smiled a little by raising corners of his mouth in a weary grin. "I'm alright, honey. Listen, I don't want you to worry your attractive blonde head about this anymore."
"Don't sugarcoat it, cowboy. You hit your head, falling off that cliff. Also, to your information, I am always worried about you," she rolled her eyes and sat next to him. "Listen. We will find him, I am sure he can take care of himself for a bit. We'll find him and everything will be okay, but we can't do this with you in such a state," Elena patted Nate's back gently.
After few minutes of resting on the rock, a curious lemur jumped off the tree and looked at Nate with its big yellowish eyes.
Nathan was breathing the fresh air in his lungs, with his head rested on his wife's shoulder when he spotted the animal glaring right at him. "Woah, baby, look at this, we have an observer over there," Nathan pointed at the tree and got up really slowly. The last thing he wanted was to scare the lemur.
"You get distracted oh so easily. It's just a lemur, it will ran off when you get too close," Elena smiled and observed her husband in action.
Animal watched Nathan until he came close enough, then it jumped on his shoulder and started checking his shirt and hair out.
"A-ha!," Nathan grinned, showing his beautiful teeth to his wife. "As we can see now, I'm not only a babe magnet, I'm also attracting animals, apparently," Drake turned around slowly. He reached his hand to pet the animal's back. "It's fluffy." Nathan tilted his head a little when the lemur tried to climb his head. "Hola, amigo, ¿cómo estás?"
Elena laughed and rubbed her forehead while observing her husband. She got up and walked to him. "I don't think it will answer you. It's interesting that it's not even scared of you," she joked and gently pet the animal.
Lemur let out a soft sound and climbed on Nate's head, sitting there comfortably. The animal supposed to be fully okay with new friends petting its fur.
Nathan, grinning widely like a baby that received a cotton candy, gave a look to Elena. "I'm a doctor Dolittle, baby. Look at this trick," Nathan took a careful step back and straighten his arm out. "I command you to get onto my forearm," he whispered like he would be casting a spell.
When nothing happened and lemur still was occupying his head, man let out a nervous laugh. "Well, it doesn't always work, but you cannot blame me for trying," he cocked his brow as he smirked proudly.
Elena chuckled and looked at Nate with her eyebrow raised. "Oh, yeah, you did great, doctor. Nice job. I don't think it likes to listen, maybe that's why it came to you. Similar souls, you know," woman teased, resting hand on her hip.
Animal yawned and scratched it's ear before it started to play with Nathan's hair, stroking and pulling them gently with small paws.
"Ouch!," Nathan whined a little when the lemur put a strand of his hair into its mouth and started chewing it viciously. "I know I'm tasty," he winked at Elena, making an innocent face, "but it doesn't mean you can eat my hair, pal! You want me to go bald before my less handsome brother? No way. You're not going to touch it, except over my dead body," Nathan reached out and grabbed animal in his palms, taking it off his head.
Holding the lemur in straightened hands, he tilted his head a little. "Elena, darling. Do you remember when I told you I would love to have a pet?," His blue eyes found hers, and Drake grinned. "Let's keep the lemur as our new pet."
Animal acted calm in Nathan's hand. It only stared at him and sometimes at Elena, sniffing the air.
Elena smiled, but the smile quickly faded away, she was still hoping that Nathan was joking.
When he said nothing, she shook her head. "Oh, no. We won't keep it, it's a wild animal, Nate. By pet I meant a cat or a dog... Few gold fishes or a bunny maybe, but not the wild lemur. It can have a rabies," Elena claimed and looked at lemur. "Oh, I think I know what it truly wants."
"Oh, come on, darling. I promise to take care of this little thing. Back at Madagascar, I saw one lemur, too. I played with it in a market and let it steal my apple, so lemme tell you, I'm professional if it comes to lemurs, and this little thing can be a perfect assistant in thefts."
Elena smiled and shook her head some more. She reached into her little bag and pulled out a little pack of biscuits, giggling at Nate's surprised face. "What? I though you may need them, but since you never said anything about being hungry…," Elena shrugged and opened the pack.
Animal blinked and sniffed the air and reached its tiny paws to Elena. Lemur sniffer the biscuits before grabbing them and jumping on the ground. Animal ate one of the biscuits, and then climbed on a tree to eat the rest.
"I think it was hungry. Come on, Nate, let's go before you forget about Sam. I promise we will get a pet when it's over," she promised him, crossing her heart and smiling at her husband.
Nathan nodded his head, with his eyes still on the animal. "Yeah, right, Sam's in trouble. But this is his fault, don't you forget it! He's a supreme troublemaker in this family," Nathan stated and waved at the lemur. "Bye-bye, buddy. I will never forget you. As well as I'll never forget that my beloved wife preferred feeding the animal instead of me, and I'm rather tasteless about this situation. What a lovely day for another adventure, especially when it's not caused by Nathan Drake."
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Juno,Haru, Sheila and Cosmo finding out that there human boyfriend is super rich and all this time he was acting like he did not have enough money to pay for things and there human boyfirend says "it was a test see if you truly love me for me and not for my money its nothing against you but i have been used for my money in the past i had to be sure"
Okay, I get why this scenario is popular in romance novels and fanfiction, but personally I do not feel comfortable with this type of request. The whole “rich guy “testing” his partner by hiding his wealth from them” sits really poorly with me - the post of that one woman being lied to about that only to find out he was rich after she had to sell her things to support them because she thought he was broke is a unfortunate real-world example of how gross that can be. 
Plus, pretending to be middle class is one thing, but pretending that he has no money to pay for anything puts out there the question of “then who’s been paying for his things” and it just adds an extra “ick” level. What does he gain from having them pay for his things when he could just pretend to be middle-class and still “test” them? Seems manipulative.
Sorry darling, I have to decline this request. 
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Me: haha lately I've been having this not so healthy behaviour because I feel like punishing myself for not doing enough
Friend: pfft that's nothing listen about my way more self destructive behaviour
Me: ok :]
Also me: yeah I feel like I don't deserve to be treated in a kind way lately haha
My boyfirend: aww my darling *hugs me*
Me:...
Me:...
Me: :D
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lupinscorner · 5 years
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we belong together pt. 3 (teddy lupin)
pairing: teddy lupin x reader
request: “another could be they stay at Teddy’s house for the first time as a couple during the summer. Maybe they could have a sass battle bc we all now Remus is a sassy cinnamon roll”
original request (part 1): “could you a teddy lupin x reader were marauders AND LILLY AND TONKS are alive and teddy and the reader are best friends and she’s like a mini version of James AND Sirius and they are walking through the hallways and boys flirt w/ the readers so teddy gets PROTECTIVE and the reader puts him aside and doesn’t really that the marauders and moms are RIGHT THERE and the reader asks teddy we he’s so jealous and he FLIPS and tells the reader he loves her and they become a couple. super fluffy”
takes place: teddy’s seventh year
part 1
part 2
part 4
part 5
a/n: so I know that the request was for over the summer, but I didn’t feel that it fit in with the timeline of the imagines well, so I just changed it to spring break. Also, I wasn’t quite sure how to orchestrate a ‘sass battle’ but I tried my best, so hopefully it wasn’t shit. Enjoy!
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The train compartment was littered with sweets wrappers. Chocoloate frogs cards had tucked their way into the space between the leather set cushions, and an Bertie Bott’s Every Flavour Beans carton on the floor.
The train ride had mostly consisted of you and Teddy goofing off in your compartment together, which, luckily enough, you two had been able to find without having to share it with a random student you barely knew. Halfway through, you remembered groggily falling asleep on Tedd’s shoulder, and you had just woken up. 
Teddy looked down at you, and began to speak.
“We’re almost here, love. Just about to arrive at the station.”
Attempting to put your thoughts in order, it took you a few seconds to fully awaken and realize where you were and where you were heading. 
“Right, right, I’m staying with you for break,” you said tiredly, stretching your arms out and yawning. Teddy grinned.
“Yep. First time as a couple. ”
You started to pick up the stray wrappers on the floor, collecting them into a pile on the seat beside you.“But I’ve been to your house for break plenty of times before.”
“Anyway, I still think it’s fun. Though it sucks that the break is only five days long.” Teddy picked up the Every Flavour Beans carton, flattening it out into a rectangle before placing in the pile you had created. “Besides, my parents might have to tell us not to do any ‘fooling around’.”
You stifled a laugh as Teddy gave you a confident wink. “You're such a dork.”
From the window, you saw the flashes of greens and blues turn to the grey of concrete and slow, allowing you to make out King’s Cross Station. Finally, the train came to a halt, and the sound of compartment doors opening filled your ears.
“Guess that’s our queue to go,” you said, standing up and grabbing your bags with one hand. Teddy nodded, taking his own backs and following you down the narrow hallway of the train.
Outside, you saw Remus and Tonks, waiting of you and Teddy. You and Teddy headed towards them, waving.
“Hey, its to good to see you guys!” Teddy greeted, giving both of his parents a hug. Feeling a little awkward you stood to the side, but then you were engulfed in a hug from both of your boyfriend’s parents.
“And y/n! Oh its so good to see you again! I’m so happy you could stay with us,” Tonks gushed. 
You smiled gratefully, hugging them tightly. “Its so good to see you too!”
“Well, we should head back to the house, then. Teddy, y/n, you both passed your apparition tests, though I’m not quite sure how Teddy did it,” Remus said cheekily, raising an eyebrow at his son who just smiled triumphantly. “We’ll just apparate back to our house, alright?”
You nodded. And with a pop! you were there. 
After being shown to the guest room, you and Teddy plopped down on his bed together, laying with your head in the crook of his neck and his arm casually around your side. 
Tonks opened the door, glancing in. “Now that you two are a couple, the door stays open. You hear me?” You nodded and laughed, partially out of embarrassment. 
You turned to Teddy, who was smirking. 
“I told you so.” You just, shook your head while laughing and kissed him lightly. Looking at your watch, you attempted to stand up, but found Teddy’s arms keeping you in.
“Listen, it’s been a long day for the both of us, and its already ten. I’m just gonna change into my pajamas, and then I’ll come back, alright?” You consoled, finally standing up.
Teddy crossed his arms, disappointed. “Fine.” You just chuckled.
After chaning into your pajamas, brushing your teeth, and doing everything you needed to do to get ready for bet (and after a lot convincing to get Teddy to do the same), you finally were ready for bed. But, knowing your boyfirend, he obviously made you stay and lay with him. He stroked your hair lightly as you fell asleep in his arms. 
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Putting another spoonful of cereal in your mouth, you admired the quaintness of Teddy’s family. Everyone was seated at an adorable table, in a rustically decorated house that for sure was done by Remus, but whose walls were adorned with quidditch posters and bright paintings, most likely the work of Tonks. 
“Oh, hey dad, can y/n and I got to George’s joke shop today?” Teddy asked, taking a sip from his water.
Remus considered. “I don't know, didn’t you say that you and y/n both have a couple of tests to study for over break?”
“Well maybe, but I’ll study for them later. I promise I’ll get a good grade.”
“Sure, Ted,” Remus said, chuckling.
“Okay, okay, so maybe in the past I haven’t gotten great marks, but this time-”
“Remember when you said that last test? And then you got a Troll,” Remus sassed, stirring his tea nonchalantly. You couldn’t help but laugh at the father-son relationship, and the entire nature of the whole conversation. 
Teddy got out his puppy dog eyes. “You wouldn’t want to take away a fun experience from y/n, would you?”
You cut in. “You know, I’ve really been to the joke shop multiple times-”
“Shh, darling, I’m taking care of it.” You rolled your eyes and giggled at your boyfriends silly nature. 
“Alright, alright you can go, but I better be seeing a passing grade on your test.”
“Yes!” Teddy exclaimed, pumping his fist in the air.  “Y/n, we gotta go get ready!” And with that, Teddy had grabbed your arm, pulling you up the stairs. 
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After a fun visit to the joke shop, where you got a personal discount from George (who was one of your favorite people in the whole world) on a couple pranking products, you and Teddy were cuddling on his bed. He was playing with his wand, using a simple charm to lift a quill threw the air.
“So, umm, hey Teddy?” You asked, nervously.
He looked at you, confused. “What’s wrong, babe?”
You tried to find the words to explain. “Well, I sort of got this offer to do this internship at Illvermony. You know how I really want to be a professor? It would be for the rest of the school year, and half of the summer. And...I think I might take it.” 
“What?”
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hitchell-mope · 6 years
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Ashton and Jack
Aston Damien Darling 
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Jamie’s near identical cousin. Same age same hair colour same eye colour same height same taste in boys (mostly) 
Jack Frost 
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Guardian of fun. Ashton’s boyfirend
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