i just need a dorky nerdy man with brown hair and big brown eyes to be my boyfriend PLEASE

A lot of the people that I follow on Twitter write their tweets in Portuguese and I’ll use the translator on the app to read them (it’s a pretty good way to pick up new words tbh!) and one of my absolute favourite phrases that I see a bunch is when there’s tweets like “if *insert something that we really want to happen on the qsmp today but is pretty unlikely* happens eu dou o meu cu” which always translates to “I’ll give my ass” and I’ll be honest the translator can be a bit whack on there sometimes but if that’s not the correct translation I’ll cry because that is an INCREDIBLE saying. Like I burst out laughing every time I read it, I love it so much. Certain words and phrases from the languages on the QSMP have really stuck in my head and become part of my vocabulary through listening and reading them so often and this is honestly one of my favourites to come from reading. When it was still being figured out if Richas would lose his first life I saw a tweet that translated to “IF RICHARLYSON'S DEATH IS CANCELLED I WILL GIVE MY ASS AND SO WILL ANYONE WHO READS THIS” and when I read that I was like yeah I agree like this situation is intense I will give my ass if he gets to keep both his lives like there’s not really an English equivalent that is as hilarious and holds as much weight. What an incredible language

EDIT: IM A FOOL WHO FORGOT A RESULT. If you don't have the badge but do commissions just mark the "I didn't know" one ^^

I'm really curious about this, and I figure it'll be useful information for commission artists on Tumblr besides myself! You know the drill, reblog for a larger sample size ^^

Also if you do commissions and you feel comfortable doing so feel free to say what you voted for + your approximate follow count since it's entirely possible how helpful it is correlates with audience size

im begging to see those sketches babe🙏🙏🙏

okay... so this is what i have so far.. i went back and added some labels to help.

im still working on her civvies outfit but you get glimpses in my action sketches

PLEASE let me know what you think or if you have any ideas!!

ps: these are my sketches and the product of long term work when i get a lil too in my head, they weren't originally going to be shared tbh bc it was to help me physically envision the character i had been creating. just because this is my interpretation doesnt mean its the only one- and i hope it doesnt drive anyone away!!

The firework fest next week will be done with the talent of yours truly, so expect the BIGGEST, prettiest, kabOOMIEST explosions!! Legally ofc. 💥💥💥💥

if I got locked in a dark room and heard Johnny Knoxville scream “welcome to hell” I think I would just shit myself right then and there. I really dont think id survive. 

the existence of dil bole hadippa in ms marvel means that shahid kapoor, rani mukherjee, and anupam kherr all exist in the mcu

the fact that they specified they wanted a plus size british south asian actor to play sahar makes me want to cry from sheer joy!! i need her character to be fleshed out in the next few seasons because baby me who hated being fat needed to see a character like sahar on tv!!

boys are sooooo boring and annoying sometimes, i get tired of them so easily. like the desire to have a bf that i've had for soooooo long is at its lowest rn which actually feels really good and different? but at the same time it's disappointing bc i'd still like to be able to connect with someone on a physical and intellectual level and commit to them. but not atm, ykwim? bc boys are so lame and just not meeting my standards.

i've had multiple female friends advise me literally to "lower my standards" for looks, behavior, or both. and i always respond to them with skepticism. every time i'm talking to a new boy i try to tell myself to "go with the flow", be casual about it, and not expect certain things yet i steadfastly CANNOT lower my standards.

which i actually think is a good thing. i don't want it THAT bad that i'll settle for any dude, that's how much it actually means to me to have a meaningful romantic relationship.

if i am not satisfied during the talking stage or after the first date/first few dates, i'm going w my gut and ending things there bc otherwise there's no point. i know what it feels like to have a genuine connection w someone and be excited by them and if i don't feel that, i'm not forcing it.

i'm very glad for the experiences nonetheless bc in the past i had put the GOAL of "having a boyfriend" so high in my mind bc i didn't actually know what the feeling of dating around was like. now that i do i can see it's not smth i wanna chase and chase and chase forever and in fact it'll happen when it's meant to

Why Elvis kinda look like haechan???!!! Or am I crazy??

I’m gonna need proof cause I don’t see it 😂😂 If he looks like Haechan to you, then he does. I’m gonna have to see it for myself though lol

Agents of shield is fundementally the story of two morally ambiguous jaded spies in their 50s unofficially adopting a 20 something year old girl doomed to tragedy who's never had unconditional love her entire life. And they swear to stand by her no matter what and the universe says Wanna Bet? and throws unspeakable horrors at them for seven long seasons. They can't protect the girl, can't stop her from getting hurt the way they did when they were her age. But at the end of it all they can stand by her. She can destroy the world she can push them all away one of them can literally die the way everyone she loves does sooner or later and they'll still be there. Seven seasons and multiple deaths later they're not going to stop loving and supporting her. That's their kid and she's a superhero and the best thing to ever happen to their shady spy organisation. And they're so damn proud.

[photo is not mine, credit to the person who posted it on pinterest]

i don’t think we talk about how BEAUTIFUL this man’s side profile is 😫

LIKE LOOK AT HIM! HES SO PRETTY

he’s built like a roman god i swear

also i don’t think we talk enough about this picture

the hair, the shirt, the side profile! just everything about him is so beautiful i can’t anymore 😭

Okay it’s 7am and I haven’t slept and I’m in tears over the Tina and Bagi date and I just want to ramble a little. The queer representation in this server means more to me than I can express. I’ve only recently over the last year or two fully come to terms with the fact that I’m way more attracted to women than I am men and it’s like a whole lot of internal stuff because I was raised catholic went to catholic school up until I went to university yada yada you know the deal and to see that date be filled with so much love and sincerity and nervousness but assuredness that they both want the other after so much of my life it being told to me that a relationship between two women isn’t “a real relationship” and it’s not “fulfilling” but to then see these two characters who are girls sit there and openly talk about loving every part of the other and being willing to wait for them to be ready to be together how is that not fulfilling? How is that not loving someone at its core? I shied away from content with relationships between women in it for so long because because it meant I would have to acknowledge a part of myself that I tried to not look at and a way that I really sat with myself and worked through all of that was watching movies and tv shows that featured positive representation (which there’s not a whole lot of but that’s a different topic of conversation GIVE ME MORE STORIES WITH QUEER WOMEN) and just sitting down and watching the qsmp, a piece of media that’s bought me a lot of joy and comfort these past months, and then to see this on it tonight idk it just meant a lot to me 🩷

AND I KNOW ITS MINECRAFT ITS PIXELS THIS IS SUCH AN EMBARRASSING POST OMG I NEED TO GO TO BED

shuffle your On Repeat playlist and list the first 10 songs that play, then tag 10 people

Thank you for the tag @echo-the-ghost!!!! Time to find...where my On Repeat playlist is... not me just searching for it instead 💀

Don't Forget - Toby Fox, Laura Shigihara

Worst in Me - Unlike Pluto

All That You Are (From "Lost Ember") - Solid Audioworks

Despicable - grandson

UP TO SNUFF! (I'm on Fire) - atsuover

MEGALOVANIA PHONK - Nueki, Tochonov

Toxic - Britney Spears

Tonight Is The Night I Die - Palaye Royale

Shadow Moses - Choir Noir

But Never a Key - Dirt Poor Robins

Oh like, almost all of these are from D&D OC playlists WHOOPS ^^; Most of them are Tiarnan or the toxic Tiarnan & Corrupted Moirin playlist, though there are a few songs from my work playlist, Killian's playlist, and like, one song from my Kasai campaign playlist.

tagging: @theitalianmafia, @emmettkane, @kingxxlink, @trucbiduleschouettes, @jesterdraws99-blog, @solarflame33, @dudebe-nice, @grand-theftautumn, @ninjasylveon, @eldritch-goth !! And anyone else who wants to join, feel free to still tag me if you want <3

guess who is very much alive 🫡

but on a real note life was tough last semester and i was really trying to finish season 1 with the new year because the symmetry of that wouldve been incredible but alas i was unable.

i am still 100% committed to this story and am working on the end of season 1 rn. there will probably be a big break between that and me starting season 2 so that i might get a bit ahead on some of the updates.

lastly, i just want to say thank you to everyones continued support. it means the world to me and that ill slowly be going through my inbox in the day or so!

- daisy 🌼

Was anyone gonna tell me duke actually took a day off, or was I just going to figure that out myself? I can't believe it, the betrayal

- 🧨