Soap texting the 141 team
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Soap: I hate men
Price: What about Ghost
Soap: GHOST IS NOT HUMAN
Gaz: He’s a literal Husky
Soap: He’s a buffalo
Price: Nah he’s a barracuda
*Ghost enters the chat*
Ghost: If I see any of you idiots typing on this chat again I WILL be one of those and munch you out like fucking Lion when he’s angry. Specially you Soap
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Why are snakes the animals to represent utter evil and dastardliness? Besides the whole Satan turning himself into a snake thing - LOOK AT THESE FUCKERS!! THEY ARE LIL SLITHERY GUYS!!
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Southeast African Cheetah
Acinonyx jubatus jubatus
Family: Felidae
Genus: Acinonyx
Conservation Status: Vulnerable
This cat is quite different from the other members of this family. Its claws are partially protractile, and while most of the members of its family stalk and pounce their prey, Cheetahs rely on sight and speed. It's slender and...
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Violent Delights
Happy Halloween everyone! 🎃
This is my submission for the Autumn art and writing challenges organized among friends!
The topics that I mashed together are "Witch ferret" and "heartwarming autumn scene & frightening sight/underlying danger"
YES! It's not just a cozy scene! Read below for the story!
[tw mention of animal on animal violence] [350 words]
There once was a ferret who lived alone in a cozy cottage. Their friends and family shuddered at the thought and ignored the reality, never once coming to visit. It is not a burrow full of the warm fur of loved ones; it is not safe from lurking dangers. But this ferret did not wallow. They did not weep.
The forbidden moonlight has always called to this little ferret. Tall grass, brush, and bushes never held appeal to them when they could bask in silvery decadence. Scoldings, scary stories, and later, punishments - Nothing stopped them from treading headlong into unseen perils.
For this little ferret knew something the others didn’t – felt something that others ignored. The elements sang to them in ways they didn’t have words to describe: Vibrating fields of energy within and without, able to be shaped and molded with years of practice. And with these learned skills, they made a home.
Sat in the middle of a clearing, they had a full view of the world through tall glass windows. Vines and other opportunistic plants sprung up, taking advantage of the new shade. Garden pots and planters overflowing with the ferret’s favorite flowers filled the porch with a sweet decadence. And amidst it all was their favorite chair, the cushion’s padding uneven, taking the shape of the ferret’s favorite perch. They spent many nights surrounded by their beautifully cultivated ambiance.
Watching. Waiting.
One particular autumn evening, the ferret conjured a flame to heat their cold drink just like they had on many a cold night before. The flame bathed the surroundings in a comforting orange/yellow light, a contrasting beacon in the blue-tinted night.
They licked their lips in excitement as the steam rose from their mug. Not for the delicious scent of hot cocoa, but for the glimpse of an owl’s shadow at their feet.
Shakespearean monologues, dreamcatchers, broth, and meat.
–So many uses for the feared, feathered menace!
With a flick of the ferret’s claw, the knife flew unaware. Moonlight sparked off the metal edges, ending the fowl’s last flight with the little ferret’s might.
Tagging the autumn art and writing challenge groups! I love you my wonderful friends <3
@beardedladyqueen @fantadym @purplefangirl42 @roxnpens @silcosentropy @spoczkot @mudd-art
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My minimalist hope for Pokémon Legends: Z-A is if at least this little adorbs can be shown attacking the player character
Which would be if the same Pokémon encounter mechanics from Legends: Arceus return, in addition to most Pokémon from the X and Y Pokédex.
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