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porcelainiaa · 4 months

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" If you dump me, I'll stab you with my pitchfork. " :. ❀'-

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griffonshit · 7 months

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De superbes souvenirs dans la bouse.

#cow shit #cow manure

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rebeca-r · 11 months

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Some vendors in Scottish hamlets have a peculiar assortment of goods...

MC: “Excuse me, sir, but are you really selling that cow shit? That's disgusting.”

#hogwarts legacy #hogwarts legacy mc #hogwarts legacy hamlets #cow shit #holy shit!

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thoughtsfromthecowshed · 5 months

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So I like to work Christmas as I don’t celebrate and I have my boss as my coworker this morning and hes my favourite. Anyway I had a cow shit on me in like the first half hour and my boss was just like “you want my jersey?” Then proceeds to pull his jersey off and hand it to me

It’s not the first time hes done this and I almost kept the shirt when he did that to me last but it’s so funny at 5 in the morning just being handed your bosses jersey and then continue working.

#moo rambles #work #cow #cow shit #it’s so hard to scrape off of you once it’s one #it’s suckssss

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tanadrin · 3 days

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My most reactionary opinion is that a well-rounded education is actually a good idea, and you should in fact be forced to sit through subjects you aren’t necessarily interested in in school sometimes.

This is in substantial part nakedly self-interested: I see way too many people with an excessively one-sided education with absolutely nonsense dogshit takes on fields outside their experience, and I would prefer if there was less of that sort of thing in the future.

#sometimes it’s stembrained people who think everything is spherical cows #sometimes it’s humanities people who think everything is word games #but as someone whose interests lie pretty evenly in both directions #it’s all annoying as shit

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nerdpoe · 10 months

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Radioactive Hero (but not really) au

Danny moves to Gotham, hear him out! There's really good jobs there that pay through the nose and the cost of living is cheap!

Plus, the city is riddled with heroes and vilains! It's so easy to slip under the radar!

Unfortunately, there are so many civilian casualties. Like, all the time. Even in Metropolis!

So Danny, for his first year in Gotham, opens small portals to the Far Frozen and gets schooled on being a field medic. None of his powers can really be used for healing, but they can make people feel better. He just has to be careful to be as far removed from the Phantom moniker as possible, so he can't use any obvious powers.

He gets a bit of a reputation in Gotham; a small time hero of the people, for the people. A hero not invested in fighting, but in dragging civilians away from the danger. He doesn't even have a moniker; people are too busy arguing over the best one for him.

So while aliens are attacking both Metropolis and Gotham, Danny is out in full kit; a gas mask to hide his face, all black, repurposed kevlar from the vests the GCPD did not properly dispose of, no identifying markers.

But one of the clean up crews notices something insanely worrying; the geiger counter they have to point at alien spaceship parts? Yeah. Yeah, it's going off when they point it at the new small-time hero.

That hero's power is radioactivity. Holy shit. It's not at a level that will hurt people, but when he's dodging through fighting the level goes up.

The clean up crew concludes and shares via Twitter that the medic-hero is only a danger to others if he gets too stressed.

Word spreads fast, and pretty soon the absolute second Danny shows up on a scene, all fighting stops.

After all, no one wants to piss off the living Nuclear Bomb.

Basically, Danny's ghost-everything sets off Geiger counters, and now absolutely everyone is convinced that the medic-themed hero only refuses to fight because his meta power is just...being radioactive.

But he isn't.

So now, because it's the perfect cover and completely disassociated from Phantom, he has to play along and pretend like yes; that is his power.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dc x dp #dp x dc #radioactive hero (but not really) au #did i already post this prompt?#genuinely do not remember #whatever #story prompt #justice league low key terrified of his existence #superman keeps trying to talk him into going off and owning a farm #danny just like #“dude i'm a city kid born and raised i ain't shoveling cow shit”

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violent138 · 1 month

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Dick's voice interrupted the daze Tim had settled into while he worked. "Can we talk about the cow in the room?"

Tim, poring through files on the computer, chin resting on a numb, aching hand. "It's acutally elephant in the room."

"No, Tim there's an actual cow in the room."

Tim frowned, the words slow to register before a crash made him turn around fast, just time to see the cow knock down the rest of the bo staffs. "What the fuck?"

"Right?" Dick held out his arms, waving. "Here, boy, come here."

The cow didn't respond at all, continuing to huff and rummage around the sticks on the ground.

"It's not a cat." Tim chided when Dick started hissing instead.

"Do you have any better ideas?" Dick demanded, throwing up his hands.

"How did it--" Tim winced as the cow made one of the mannequins crash down the stairs. "How did it even get here?"

The Cave had been invaded by Lanterns, Superman, but no cows.

The cow tugged its head away, lowing in annoyance when Dick tried reaching for it.

"I'm calling Clark." Dick declared, backing away.

"Good idea, watch out for--" Tim grimaced and Dick swore, trying to kick off the cow dung he'd stepped into. "You need to work on your spatial awareness, Nightwing."

"Hey Clark." Dick said into the phone, jokingly attempting to wipe off his boot on Tim's cape. "No, everything's fine, that shriek was Timmy. I'm calling about a cow."

#Mini something #Idk #Batcow is a common theme tonight #Dick Grayson #Tim Drake #Batman #Dc comics #batbros #City kids don't know shit about a cow lmao

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batcavescolony · 2 years

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"I wish ao3 would let me-"

It probably does, you just gotta learn how to do it.

"I wanna see fics for only my opt"

Go to either fandom tag or your ships tag, (if you're doing fandom tag you have to add your ship in the 'relationship' section),go to fliters (mobile) or the right hand side (desktop), go to the 'search within results' area and put in otp:true just like that click 'sort and filter' And it'll pull up all fics with just your otp.

(EDIT: if you wanna do this but still have other parings try otp:false instead of otp:true)

"I wanna sort by _____ not 'Date updated'"

Go to 'filters' or right, theirs a drop down and you can change it to 'author' 'title' 'date posted' ect their are more options. Pick one, click 'sort and filter'

"I don't wanna see /reader"

Filter or Right, go to 'search within results' type in -/reader like that, click 'sort and filter'. No more /reader

"I don't want explicit works"

You know where we're going Right or filter. 'Exclude' section. 'Ratings' click the box that says 'explicit'

Obviously if people don't tag shit correctly it's not gonna work but yeah you just gotta learn how the tagging works. For better tutorials go to TikTok and search 'ao3 tutorials' you can do just about everything.

#ao3 #fanfic #like you can change 99% of the site to fit you.#i have ao3 link made into a icon on my phone that goes to a version of a fandom tag thats got all the ships and shit i dont like excluded #archive of our own #like the people who hate ao3s tagging system and the people who don't wanna learn ao3s tagging system is a circle #theirs a learning curve my friend and onece you have a bit of knowledge you can do anything #knowledge is power #fandom #fanfic readers #its 2am go be free use ao3 #you dont pop out the woomb with all knowledge you gotta learn sometime. same goes for this. go find a teacher (not me) to teach you.#you have leaned addition subtraction division grammer spelling and you can learn this too. go learn.#you can do dark mode. you can make the cite purple. you can add cows. you can change y/n to your name. you just gotta learn

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leonidele · 2 months

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really? huh, alright. here you go:

lmao you though you could scare the Devil?

thanks for giving me reason to draw this minicomic, @teawithghosts.

#Can't believe I spend two whole fucking days on this #this is so dumb I'm sorry #this is The Devil. from The Bible. he's not going to get cowed with you weird magic voodoo shit #radioapple #alastor #lucifer #alastor fanart #lucifer fanart #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel Alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #art tag

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hanighul · 2 years

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As promised, here are some cursed/funny images with the Sinclair bros!

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grimalkinmessor · 8 months

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Do you really like liminal spaces because they make you nostalgic for your childhood or do you like them because you're in love with the idea of being the only living thing in existence so you can enjoy the world without the constant input of other people haunting your every step

#liminal #liminal spaces #the backrooms #tbh the thought of other people in the backrooms ruins it for me #the whole POINT is that you are alone and everything you do or that happens to you is witnessed only by beings with no true sentience #dreamcore #the DESIRE in me #its the escapism your honor its the feeling of complete and utter isolation that would cow the most strong-willed of men given long enough #its the feeling of being the one and only observer of things lost to time #no more eyeballs on you #bc tbh i am NOT nostalgic for my childhood that shit SUCKED #i am settled solidly in hiraeth your honor

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glorioustragedykid · 3 months

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