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#contemplating murder#ts sides#deceit sanders#sanders sides#ts deceit#justjanusthings#janus sanders#ts janus#deceit
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Uh Oh™
#this thought won't leave me alone#disney#simba#oogie boogie#contemplating murder#i've never drawn simba before#or lions really#or...large cats in general#just shut up and take the joke will you?
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“Or we could run away together and…” (Wesley still but Autumn is gonna drag him away by the ear, don’t worry)
"chuck, give me patience before i throw this child into a river."
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Day in the life as a life guard of an indoor pool
Old people swim laps for a while, you wonder if you could preform a 1 person lift in case of an emergency or if youd be screaming for the front desk lady or a bystander to help
You hope your regular family doesn’t show up because you reeeeally dont want to listen to a screaming child for the next few hours
The family shows up and as per usual one of the kids is screaming and the other two are following none of the rules, and of course the dad is doing nothing
You contemplate kicking them out after one of the kids trys to drown the other
You could kick them out, youre allowed to, you’ve had to correct their behavior a million times, but you dont, you dont want to get a bad review as the aquatic staff just had a party due to all of the stellar reviews
You sit in your guard chair contemplating murder as the child continues to scream
Killing them means you dont have to deal with them next week, and you’re pretty sure the front desk lady would cover for you
The front desk lady can here the screaming child too, the glass wall separating us is thin
You wonder if the front desk lady knows how to delete the camera footage that shes in charge of
Would jail really be that bad, youre in pretty good shape and two of your sisters have already been, itd be easy
Continue the family legacy of going to jail maybe
But then you couldn’t see your cat
And you could only get books your family buys you and you quite like smutty books
You decide killing them isnt the best decision
You remind the family once again that they must be respectful of the other patrons and they cannot throw pool noodles at the lap swimmers
#lifeguard#swimming#contemplating#murderous#screaming#i want to kill someone#i hate my job#i hate children#but the money is good#murder#contemplating murder
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how do i put “i want to strangle you until you can’t breathe and you cough blood” or “i hope your children try to kill themselves and you grapple with intense lactose intolerance and diarrhea during sex” into a letter.
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We got a real jam going down
#floyd is contemplating murder jamil is rationalizing murder and ace is just hoping they didnt notice him mess up a play (they did)#twst#jamil viper#floyd leech#ace trappola#twst basketball club#twisted wonderland#brohemeart#if i refine this any more its between me and god
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when my friends left me on read.
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one little robot
#md nuzi#murder drones#murder drones fanart#murder drones n#serial designation n#glitch productions#biscuitbites#enzi#md uzi#md fanart#md n#md serial designation n#nuzi#murder drones nuzi#murder drones uzi#nuzi angst#he’s pondering….contemplating#my stuff
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Now that I think about it, the way they immediately went for Annabel once they got confirmed "the truce" wasn't happening was definitely premediated IM CRYING are you telling me that here
these two were fully discussing MURDER like "yeah yk what if there's no truce were fucking throwing her off the balcony" LMFAO9O
#LIKEDJRSJRAUJ#they went STRAIGHT TO MURDER no second thoughts even contemplated#To be fair Duke was trapped to die inside a brick wall and Pluto was having borderline panic attacks mid hallways#for 2 days#I think they deserve to try this one out#nevermore webtoon#lenore nevermore#nevermore webcomic#annabel lee x lenore#annabel lee nevermore#nevermore#duke nevermore#pluto nevermore
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Teenagers… Menaces, the lot of them
#spider-man#spider man#marvel#comic#comics#art#my art#peter parker#flash thompson#fantastic four#johnny storm#liz allen#betty brant#mj watson#mary jane watson#j jonah jameson#midtown high#young flash’s hair is dear to me#i did want to include more of peters violent thoughts but i already covered it before#this kid spends at least one panel every comic contemplating murder and i can respect it#also johnnys appearances in the spiderman comics are so funny in the early days#it might not be canon but he was so gay as a teenager its not even funny#johnny is obsessed with him#theres 3 people in the teen-age spider-man fan club and for some reason its flash johnny and matt#which the fact that daredevil later gave the avengers his endorsement for peter who was#immediately hostile to them asking him to try out for the team is peak peter behavior#and it is so funny#also i know betty and liz were complimenting mj because they were jealous#but considering half this friend group has slept together at some point im calling the vibes out
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#humans have gained lots of rights/privileges and in return the ruling classes get murdered less#if the working population gets squeezed and loses their privileges... hmmm...#reaction image#reaction meme#daily reaction images#image mood: contemplation time
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shh! he’s thinking!
#gonna ignore the fact the he was contemplating mass murder . . .#his lil nose scrunch >.<#he’s the cutest man alive. i love him veryyyy much#he’s so so so soooo pretty i just can’t act normal about him#(rambles!)#(jjk!)#❥ suguru!#getou suguru#geto suguru#geto#getou
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oh nothing just thinking about how Hannibal would draw things from memory and
#see this is why I'm in the “they hooked up during the show” team. most likely in the honey plot because there's too much evidence and now I#just made up a whole scenario in my head to this drawing bc okay what if this was his view from one of their times together? ok fine why#would there be a weird column in hannibal's bedroom or wherever? but it's hannibal and if anyone would have a weird piece of furniture#it would be him so yes he has a column in his bedroom and Will leaned on it naked after they were together to sulk and contemplate#and this is the story of this drawing-canon#also I need to know what's written there#hannigram#nbc hannibal#hannibal#will graham#murder husbands#hannibal lecter#hugh dancy
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The Breaking Bad universe is top tier because it consists of rich, poignant, beautiful dramas starring the absolute silliest men you have ever seen in your entire life.
#walter white may be the one who knocks but he also cooks meth in his tighty whiteys and writes out pro/con lists when contemplating murder#jesse pinkman physically cannot stop saying the word bitch#when together they synergy of their silliness reaches off-the-chart proportions#Jimmy needs no words we all know what that man is like#breaking bad#better call saul#walter white#jesse pinkman#jimmy mcgill
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hawkins learns a new rule
don't mess with robin buckley.
#robin can handle herself but she also has two people who have either contemplated murder/actually murdered someone as her besties#/girlfriend if u see it that way (i do)#platonic stobin#ronance#this is entirely based off of their reaction to rob in the vines#robin buckley
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