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qso63x2coh · 1 year
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Graham: Must be another solar flare. Unless Blurr stole the fuse box too.
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cruelprincae · 4 months
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"he's been trying to stall us the entire time." "yes." "i guess that makes me feel better about picking his pocket and stealing his keys." is such a cardan thing to say because he too, can pick pockets. he knows all the handy life skills to get by sjghjs
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kehannii · 6 months
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I’ve been watching dynasty recently and I’m on season 2 as of now and Anders the butler suddenly has a daughter?? So, naturally, that lead to me thinking what if Nathalie had some child that lived with her father in some far away country? And then she came back? And her and Adrien are liek buddies but they haven’t seen eachother in a minute?
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pinkyapperella · 11 months
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I was a menace in middle school. When I was 10, I lived in Texas. I was being bullied extremely and the other students thought it was cute and wouldn't step into defend me or at least act like they cared. I cried alone at lunch all the time, until one day I decided (and this is when my cleptomania began...) to steal a girl's cellphone. She wasn't innocent, she was always idly sitting by and watching me cry by myself. She had a pink motorola razor, and she stupidly put it in a unsecure spot in her backpack. Now mind you, I had no reason NOT to fight back against the bullying I had endured, so I stole it. Brought it home, played with it a bit, and then broke it in half and threw it out my balcony. Whenever I look back and remember that stuff, I just giggle cause fighting back was a WHOLE lot better than committing suicide.
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colormochii · 2 years
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Twisted Wonderland oc I've had for over two years now! Thought it would be nice to post her here too
Meet my baby, Blair !♡
More info below
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" What's mine is mine and what's yours is also mine !"
Some event illustrations I did of her, god I love twst outfits so much
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Blair Krähe
A diasomnia student, she's an exuberant and extravagant person and has a passion for gossip and annoying the people around her. Will also flirt with whoever she sees as interesting.
Coming from a really strict family, she views NRC as a place where she can really be herself without her mother's judgment. Having a very reclusive and lonely childhood she does not know how to approach other people and may come off as blunt .
As a fae frow a corvid subspieces, she likes to collect shiny objects and trinkets, if they make noise that's even better.
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loadedberetta · 8 months
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Johnny is a cleptomaniac. steals people's stuff like a little raven collecting shiny shit. he underestimates Ghost's legendary ability to "connect the fucking dots" and gets his pretty little hands swatted away once he's in Ghost's room talking to the bloke while trying to swipe something from the dresser like an engraved cartridge. because that's what fucking gets him off. isn't even mad he got caught, and takes his punishment from Ghost
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jamazzilblog · 8 months
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So far in the Brazilians we have "Mistery guy, might kill someone" "The dynamic duo,might also kill someone" "Babygirl" "Just some guy" "Cleptomaniac egg"
Can't wait to see more of them honestly
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the-transid-gacha · 16 days
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Do you think you could do a minecraft introject (either from the game or a yt series) to be a soother for us?
Name: Ender
Gender: Genderless void
Orientations: Asexual (Sex repulsed) & Panromantic
TransIDs: PermaCalm, TransMonotoneVoice, TransSpeaking, TransaAllergyFree, TransSwimmer, & TransDancer
CisIDs: Tall, Pale, Cleptomaniac, Calm, Non-Verbal, (Asl, Bsl or the sign language your area uses), & Lanky
Pronouns: no pronouns only name
Species: Enderman
Age: Ageless
Source: Minecraft
Role: Soother
Appearance: (art is not ours we think its by irineiji)
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I love enderman!!!!!!! ENJOY!!!!!
-Nina!
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cleptophile · 8 months
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Hey <3
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I'm new on l1ftblr and I think I'm a cleptomaniac. Actually I wanted to stop after being c@ught once but sometimes my hand just grabs things and I do it either. I Just hate paying for stuff. That's ridiculous. I just deserve having nice things without losing money. That's unfair and thats why I'm here.
~actually I'm joking~
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mamonna · 1 year
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Can you draw Garrett again ?🥲
I can, I will. The velvet cleptomaniac is forever in my heart.
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fipindustries · 6 months
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a house in many pieces (rooms)
so i went to see a play that my gf starred in. except this was a different kind of play. because it was inside a house.
i went inside a house, a normal ass house, and me and the rest of the audience were guided by a trickster-like puckish little guide from room to room and each room had a person doing a monologue. it was a weird mix of live theatre and ghost train. each actor was playing a particularly weird character giving an impassioned speech about life.
it was in total five sections
*a depressed woman in the kitchen talking about the death of her best friend
*a weird pervert in the dinning room talking about his creepy obsession with women
*a wedding guest in the hallway talking to his wife in the bathroom
*a quirky cleptomaniac in the bedroom talking about how she resells the things she steals online (my gf)
*a wife getting ready for a party in the livingroom talking about the demands her husband has on her
it was mesmerizing, it was magical. it was like a dream, but also it was like being inside an indie movie, but also inside a videogame cutscene. and the thing is we were like ten people in the audience and the house was fairly small so we were all crammed inside a tiny little room while the actors tried their best to act surrounded by people all up on their personal space. let me tell you, you have not lived until a guy is acting his heart out literally five centimeters away from your face. suddenly the characters can do eye contact with you, suddenly they can actually touch you. in more than one occassion the character had to ask permission to a member of the audience to get through a door or open a fridge.
i was convinced being that close to people acting would get really awkward real fast but no, the fourth wall would get established really easily. even when i had a guy screaming at my face at one point the suspension of disbelief was never broken, the fourth wall remained firmly in place protecting me, i was never snapped out of the trance of "i am watching a play and this is a lot of fun". i suspect part of it is that i have been playing rolplay games for a while and i am used by now to seeing people act outrageously close to me.
it was incredible how the house was somehow perfectly arranged, how every room was the perfect scene, it was almost cinematic. going from one room to another really felt like going to a different world every time. the work they did with lighting was fantastic, and it all ended up on the garage with all the actors sitting together in a sofa doing a little addams family dance number.
a fantastical experience that i feel so priviledged to have been a part of 9/10, my two favourite sections were the pervert in the dinning room and the wedding guest in the hallway.
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lantisims · 4 months
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wip 2 Pleasant Sisters makeover
second stage of the remake and i'm much happier already. i did tweak their facial features this time, their original face shape was kind of exxagerated?
i also really like the hairs, specially Lilith's, i think it really suits her.
i noticed that she's called Lilith (it's the feminine dark self/demonic) while her sister is called Angela (close to angel).
so, i'm starting to see Lilith as a slutty troublemaker. as originally, she's into villainy and is a cleptomaniac and a slob, but is also an open-minded person,
for Angela, i see the sensible, responsible one, and she likes painting. she tries to keep the house and her sister in check (control issues? she's no saint). her traits include good and neat, so i'm excited to see the never-ending dirtying+cleaning of their house.
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pinkyapperella · 11 months
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Ugh, all the cute stuff is so expensive nowadays...welp, time to make my cleptomania worse. ♡
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gorgynei · 2 years
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bell's hells is truly the most diverse party huh. we have the autistic cowgirl, the rock with chronic pain and memory problems, the dead lady whos body doesn't work quite right (also autistic), a robot, a cleptomaniac goat lady, just some guy, and a bisexual 400 year old werewolf. ^_^
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We don't care who moved the jumper (btw, does John know his jumper has been misplaced?); we just want to know why you did it.
Well John may or may not have been searching his jumper for the last few months. But it is summer so technically he doesn't need it, it's not sweater weather at the moment, far too hot. Maybe I am a cleptomaniac and just like to steal stuff, who knows. I stole the ashtray from Buckingham Palace after all. Or I just borrowed it for an experiment on different fibers of clothing.
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