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Rorschach Voyeurism
Carrey!Riddler x OFC
part 1/8
"when you were here before,
couldn't look you in the eye"
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Prologue
Everyone knew Edward Nygma was obsessed with Bruce Wayne, if the pictures splattered all over his walls were any evidence. He didn’t advertise his fascination with the younger Katherine Wayne, but it was obvious to anyone who paid attention. Her dark eyes and ruby lips were permanent residents in his fantasies. He’d met her once, well, seen her. She was sitting cross-legged on the receptionist's desk after a Wayne Industries New Year’s Eve party with a bottle of champagne in her hand. That night he dreamed a world where he caught her eye and they’d shared the bottle. After New Years, she disappeared. No one heard from her, but she had been captured in plenty of photos. She never stopped in one place for long, walking runways across Europe and Asia. He’d read every article and clipped her pictures from each magazine, methodologically pinning them up in his apartment.
“...beautiful.” Edward mutters to himself, standing in the grocery store checkout line and clutching a special edition with her face on the cover.
“Mister, you gonna buy that?” An unimpressed college girl stands behind the register, her hair in a ponytail and a couple cigarettes in her front shirt pocket. Edward now notices that the line is clear, and must’ve been for a while while he was lost in thought. He flushes, and steps forward without a word, laying the magazine down on the conveyor belt with a pack of pens and a bag of ground coffee. He shoves his hands in his pockets as she scans the items, fumbling for his wallet.
It’s cold and rainy when he reaches the door, the raindrops covering his glasses and immediately impeding his vision. He groans and sets the grocery bag down, wiping his glasses, just for them to be covered again as soon as he looks back towards the street. He starts to take them back off, before a warm body walks right into him.
“Oh!” A feminine gasp comes from the body, “I’m so sorry.”
“It’s fine.” Edward says without looking up, still fiddling with the glasses.
“No, really. Here, take my umbrella. You look like you need it more than I do.”
“Oh...thank you!” He says, surprised and finally moving to meet her eyes as she practically shoves the umbrella into his hands.
“It’s no problem, sorry again.” The brunette rushes off into the crowd just as Edward recognizes her. He pushes through the crowd, desperately searching for one more look at her, but it’s no use, she’s gone. When he looks back down, he notices the umbrella in his hands. Specifically, the “K.W.” professionally embroidered on the corner in gold threading. He runs his thumb over it, his heart thumping in his chest. He tucks the umbrella under his coat and takes off down the street, bag in hand.
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Katherine is soaked when she walks through the door, slipping off her heeled boots and raincoat and piling them beside the entryway.
“Hello?” She calls into the vast expanse of Wayne Manor, stockinged feet padding across the hardwood. “Hm.”
“Miss Katherine!”
She smiles, “Hi, Alfred.”
“Master Bruce will be home very late, but I can make up some coffee if you’d like to wait up?”
“No, no. I think I’ll just take a warm bath and go to bed.” She says, running her hand over the railing as she takes the first few steps up the staircase.
“Of course. Oh, and welcome home.” Alfred says with a gentle smile.
“Thanks, Alfred.” She mutters, heading up the stairs to take her shower.
Her room is just the way it was when she left. She was 23, fresh out of business school and getting signed for an international contract. It’s only been two years, but it seems like so much longer. The world has changed, she’s changed. She falls onto the bed with a gentle moan, wriggling into the goosedown and twisting around to grasp for something on her nightstand. Her fingers close around an oak frame and she brings the picture down from it’s place to rest it on the towel she has wrapped around her. Martha and Thomas Wayne, each with an arm around one of their young children. Bruce was seven in this picture, Katherine was two. She puts the picture back into its place and turns over in the bed with a sigh, staring out the open window.
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He pins the magazine cover to the wall, chewing on the inside of his lip, before turning back to his desk where the umbrella sits. He can’t fully believe it. She...touched him. He sits on the rickety twin bed. If he focuses on the memory, shutting his eyes and going back to that afternoon, he can almost feel her warmth against him and the brush of her hand against his. He’s frustrated with himself for not noticing who she was sooner, recognizing her voice, or at least looking up at her as soon as she bumped into him. But he didn’t, the opportunity was squandered, and yet she still gifted him with something of hers. It’s just an umbrella, but the sight of K.W. makes his heart skip a beat. He wants to see those initials everywhere. They fill his head. K.W. K.W. K.W. K.N. He opens his eyes with a start, blushing at the thought of K.N. engraved on her jewelry. The thought that there could be a universe where she belonged to him, on his arm and in his bed at night. He lets himself believe the fantasy long enough to drift into a peaceful sleep.
#edward nygma x reader#edward nashton x reader#edward nygma#batman forever#carrey!edward nygma x reader#jim carrey edward nygma#riddler x reader#carrey riddler x reader#batman forever x reader
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Batman Forever!Edward Nygma x GN!Reader Headcanons
a/n: thought i would start off with a banger, this man hasn’t been able to get out of my head recently and i ended up watching a bunch of Jim Carrey stand-up shows so here you little gremlins go!
warnings: a bit of psychosis but not too much; a bit of manipulation; he’s a bit of a prick tbh; otherwise fluffiness
edward uses he/him pronouns
i don’t think he’d have a gender preference, he just swings the way he swings (i personally headcanon him as pansexual)
imma be honest here, he’s probably gonna put his work first before you
it’s not that he doesn’t care about you, far from it! but he just has a tendency to assert all of his time invested in his works
he loves when you try and pull him away from his work - he adores the idea of someone loving him so much to the point of clinginess
head pats head pats head pats head pats ESPECIALLY with the long red hair
has a thing for people outside of STEM - most likely literature - he just seems like the kind of dude to love being read to - even if you’re in STEM he would love for you to read a book, whether a textbook or otherwise
he has this paranoia about him, where he is scared of being misunderstood, it may sound silly in the beginning, but you come to understand his fear and eventual frustration
the way to help him out is simply just to listen to him
CUDDLES CUDDLES AGGRESSIVE CUDDLING
he is a bit of a man-baby like that, but it’s cute
when he first brings you to his small apartment, he’s just worried it would be too uncomfortable, you assure him it’s fine, but it is a topic of conversation
if he’s had an especially good day at work, he pick you up and kisses you passionately - well more harshly
he is a rough kisser, but rough in the fact it is so gentile, almost as if he’s a bull in the china shop
sleeping is one thing you need to pull him to do, he is an insomniac
his favourite position to sleep in is being the little spoon, nuzzled into your side whilst you caress him in his sleep
he talks in his sleep (that silly little brain with silly little ideas)
if you pepper his face in small kisses while he sleeps OMG HE WILL DIE-
in short, he is a simple man, if he sees someone that remotely interests him, he will swoon!
welp, that’s it, hope you enjoyed this, be sure to like, reblog and comment and leave a request!
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Wolf Among Sheeple (Riddler x Reader, Edward Nygma x Reader) [Request]
I see! Okay well- there is absolutely no Batman Forever!Riddler content out there and I really, really need it, so I'd like: Reader is a former coworker of Edward's, the only one who would be interested in his ideas, they had chemistry but he was too meek; she now runs into him as the Riddler, mad chemistry still, making out ensues- can lead to lovemaking but ONLY if you want to.. ////—Requested by anon
This one also got buried, and I sincerely apologize for only now getting to it.
Warnings: gunshots, blood
Gif Source: henry-cavill
This was the last time you were letting yourself get strong-armed into a fundraiser gala. Surrounding by a crowd of well-dressed faux do-gooders, you were more than out of your element, more than a fish out of water. The urge to flee grappled with the urge to launch yourself onto that garish podium, snatch the microphone out of the pitchy singer, and level your best insults at the sheeple gathered beneath the sweeping arches of the ballroom’s ceiling.
You endured another inane conversation between your boss and some loaded bastard who couldn’t tell the difference between a neutron and an electron, much less the fact that a brown suit and burgundy tie didn’t go together.
Just as you were about to open your mouth and say as much, chaos exploded on the far end of the room. Shouts of surprise and startled screams swelled to fill the space as smoke rolled across the ballroom floor.
“Fire!” someone screamed.
You scrutinized the flow of the grayish-white cloud as everyone around you panicked. “Smoke doesn’t behave like that,” you muttered to yourself.
You concluded it was dry-ice fog just as a figure swept through it, revealing themselves in a shockingly bright green suit peppered with question marks of a darker shade. A half-crazed laugh preceded it, echoing around the large space over the cries of terror.
Your head snapping up, you fixed your attention on the figure. Behind the laugh was something you recognized, though you couldn’t quite put your finger on it.
“Did someone say fire!?” The figure swept off his green bowler hat, revealing hair a shocking shade of orange. “Somebody call the fire department! I’m smoking!”
You snorted, the only sound of amusement from the crowd as armed men spilled out from behind the figure, brandishing their machine guns in the faces of the nearest fundraiser patrons. To your amusement, the loaded bastard from moments before nearly swallowed the barrel of one. To your delight, the man pissed himself.
Laughing to himself again, the man pranced around the room, waving a heavy cane with dangerous intent. You tracked his movements, didn’t even bother to conceal the wicked smile pulling at your lips.
“This is a robbery and a kidnapping and a hostage situation, folks!” The man leapt onto the stage, hip-checking the lousy singer aside, and put his lips on the microphone. “I suggest more screaming and running. That’ll help us decide whom is what.”
A scrawny man sweating rivulets down his face and neck spun on his heel to your left and sprinted toward the doors half-hidden by heavy draperies.
BANG!
The man hit the floor, blood spraying from the new hole in his chest.
“Congratulations!” The green-suited man clapped his hands together. “We have our first dead hostage! Who wants to join him?”
Shrills screams filled the space.
“The sound of success. Oh, I do so love to hear it.”
The intruder’s men began roughly corralling the crowd, brandishing their guns and using their fists, elbows, and feet with impunity. You plotted a route through the press of bodies, circumventing the attackers while nearing the stage. When you were close enough to touch the stage’s skirt, you called up, pitching your voice just enough to be heard above the pandemonium at that range, “Edward!?”
He jerked his attention toward you, eyebrows scrunching over the thin green domino mask over his eyes. He gasped, jaw dropping. Overcome with surprise, he could only gesture at you wildly, your name stuttering over his teeth.
You laughed, drawing the attention of everyone else in the room. “I can’t believe it!”
Edward dropped down from the stage, landing in front of you with a flourish of his cane and hat. Another laugh ripped from your lips as he tore the mask from his face, white teeth gleaming in his wide smile.
“My God,” he drawled, sweeping his eyes over you and your dress. “Please tell me you haven’t sold out to these sheep.”
“God no,” you answered, disgust coloring your voice. “You spoiled my fun, actually. I was about to let them see a wolf.”
His smile widened further, a keen glint in his eye sending a thrill through you. “A wolf, you say?” He suddenly stepped into your space, one hand grabbing you by the hip to draw you flush against him. Peering into your face, he purred, “My, what large teeth you have!”
A low chuckle rumbled in both your throats. You ran the tip of your tongue over your teeth, the movement slow. Edward’s eyes followed the action with a hunger that made you buzzy. It had been so many years since the old excitement had coursed through your veins.
You leaned forward, your lips ghosting over his. “All the better to bite you with.”
A sharp wolf whistle threatened to burst your eardrums, but all you felt was desire as Edward crashed his lips to yours, devouring you. His cane pressed into your back as he pressed you tight against himself, the lack of space between somehow still not enough. Sparks danced down your spine, fire burning at all your nerve endings, bolts of electricity darting through you.
You pulled apart with an obscene, wet sound that made you flush with arousal.
“You should’ve done that years ago.”
He grinned, one hand reaching down to palm your ass. “Edward was too much of a chicken shit to do anything about it then.”
You arched an eyebrow at him. “Who are you if not Edward?”
“The Riddler, baby,” he declared, throwing back his head and rolling the r for effect. “I’ve got a riddle for you.”
“Lay it on me.”
“God, I love a lady who isn’t afraid to play.” Clearing his throat, he projected his voice for everyone in the room to hear. “What animals prance in human skin but share not one brain cell between them?”
You glanced over your shoulder at the crowd, a wicked smile pulling at your lips. “Sheeple.”
“Bingo to the smoking hottie!”
Riddler spun you around so that your back pressed against his chest, leaned down to whisper in your ear as you both stared at the crowd. “Who should we start with first?”
You scanned the horrified faces, then pointed with your chin.
Your boss squealed.
Your laughter soared with Riddler’s to the roof.
#Riddler x Reader#Riddler#Riddler imagine#Edward Nygma x Reader#Edward Nygma#Edward Nygma Imagine#Jim Carrey x Reader#Jim Carrey#Jim Carrey imagine#Batman Forever#requests
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Masterlist - 2023
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𝓡𝓮𝓬𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓵𝔂 𝓤𝓹𝓵𝓸𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓭 𝓕𝓲𝓬𝓼:
Fanfic Friday 4/28/23
A Rose By Any Other Name - George Weasley X Female (Slytherin/Sirius Black Daughter) Reader; fluff, slight angst
Vet Bills - John Wick X Female (Vet) Reader; fluff, mini angst
Party Games - Steve Rogers X Loki Odinson; fluff, slight angst, Pocky Challenge
Chocolate Surprise - Loki Odinson X Thranduil; fluff
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Alphabetical List -- Updated on 4/28/23 (newly added George Weasley, John Wick, Steve X Loki, and Loki X Thranduil Fics above and below)
Italics = I have already made fanfics on this character if you wanna read them
↑ My Fanfic Masterlist is located on my page, or click here "X Reader Masterlist" Or click on the fandom titles below for the specific Masterlist and/or Character
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(Here is a list of songs for characters that inspire me! "Songs"
(Requests Are Open!)
DC | Gotham - Bane (Hardy), Bruce Wayne (Bale), Bruce Wayne (Keaton), Bruce Wayne (Pattinson), Bruce Wayne (Val), Edward Nygma (Carrey), Jack (Heath) Joker, Jason Todd, Jerome Valeska, Jervis Tetch (Gotham), Jonathan Crane (Gotham), Jonathan Crane (Murphy), Klarion Bleak, Maxwell Lord, Richard Grayson, Roman Sionis, Victor Zsasz
CR | Disney - Christopher Robin, Cruella de Vil, Ella (Cinderella 2015), Gaston LeGume (Beauty And The Beast 2017), Jasper Badun
Harry Potter - Cedric Diggory, Draco Malfoy, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Harry Potter, Neville Longbottom, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Severus Snape
Kingsman - Eggsy Unwin, Hamish Mycroft (Merlin), Harry Hart, Jack Daniels
Marvel | X-Men - Bruce Banner, Bucky Barnes, Charles Xavier, Eddie/Venom, Erik Killmonger, Everett Ross, Harry Osborn (TASM), Heimdall, Helmut Zemo, John Allerdyce, Johnny Storm, Kurt Wagner, Logan Howlett, Loki Odinson (Not the Series), M'Baku, Natasha Romanoff, Otto Octavius, Peter Maximoff, Peter Parker (Andrew), Peter Parker (Tobey), Peter Parker (Tom), Pietro Maximoff, Quentin Beck, Sam Wilson, Scott Lang, Shang-Chi, Steve Rogers, Thor Odinson, Tony Stark, Vision, Wade Wilson, Wanda Maximoff, Wenwu
Star Wars | The Mandalorian - Anakin Skywalker, Armitage Hux, Ben Solo/Kylo Ren, Din Djarin, Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Rey
Stranger Things - Alexei Smirnoff, Billy Hargrove, Eddie Munson, Robin Buckey, Jim Hopper, Steve Harrington
The Hobbit / The Lord Of The Rings - Aragorn, Bilbo Baggins, Boromir, Dwalin, Elrond, Faramir, Fili, Kili, Haldir, Legolas Greenleaf, Pippin Took, Samwise Gamgee, Thorin Oakenshield, Thranduil
Pedro Pascal -
(Pedro Pascal Characters Masterlist) (Let me know if I should add any more)
Kingsman - Jack Daniels - Included/Merge Mansion - Tim Rockford/The Last Of Us - Joel Miller - Included/The Mandalorian - Din Djarin - Included/Wonder Woman 1984 - Maxwell Lord
Miscellaneous -
Assassin's Creed - Ezio Auditore da Firenze
Brothers Grimm - Jakob Grimm
BBC & Enola - Sherlock Holmes
Hell Boy - Red (Hellboy), Abe Sapien, and Agent John Myers
Encino Man - Linkavitch "Link" Chomofsky
George Of The Jungle - George
Ghostbusters (2016) - Jillian Holtzmann, Kevin Beckman
Indiana Jones - Indiana Jones
John Wick - John Wick
Jurassic Park - Ian Malcolm
Scooby Doo (2002) - Shaggy Rogers
The Last Of Us - Joel Miller
The Pirates Of The Caribbean - James Norrington, Hector Barbossa
The Phantom Of The Opera - Erik Destler
Uncharted 4 - Sam Drake, Rafe Adler
X-Files - Fox Mulder
(If you have any questions or suggestions, please feel free to let me know!)
#requests are open#requests open#requested#request#requests#reader#x reader#x gn reader#x female reader#x you#x y/n#mcu marvel#marvel fanfic#marvel mcu#marvel cinematic universe#marvel#dc#dc imagine#dc fandom#dc comcis#masterlist#2023#poto#the phantom of the opera#the last of us#sherlock holmes#uncharted 4#xfiles#potc#star wars
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Introduction Post
Inbox: Open 11/10/2023
beginner writer, refer to me as Av until further notice. Please read notes/warnings, we have them for a reason. specialization in 'x reader' fiction, possible ships once i get everything worked out. All writings under the tag 'Av writes for once' and questions are under the tag 'Av answers questions' both at the end of the tags on this post.
characters
-- DC universe(s) villains (heavily prone to edits)--
Mad hatter/Jervis Tetch (Arkham games including Origins, Batman the Animated Series, New Batman Adventures, Gotham television) (yes, I favor him greatly)
Scarecrow/Jonathan Crane (Arkham, Corpsecrow, Tim Sale)
Riddler/Edward Nygma (Arkham, Gotham television, Year Zero, Jim Carrey version, Dano version.)
Penguin/Oswald Cobblepot (Arkham, Gotham television, Farrell version)
-- Slashers--
Michael Myers (unspecified, physically described as most main-series appearances)
Brahms Heelshire
Ghostface (unspecified, usually male under mask unless specified/asked)
Bubba Sawyer (specify the exact version/actor as I think they differ)
-- Baldur's Gate 3--
Astarion (both spawn and ascended)
Halsin
Wyll
Shadowheart
Karlach
Raphael, and by extent Haarlep
Zevlor
Kar'niss (yes, the drider)
Gale
Cazador Szarr (pre-master/spawn and current)
Notes/warnings
Vellioth (That's Cazador's old master)
Abdirak
We try not to write smut, but when we do, the post will be flagged for explicit content. We might incorporate a kink in a writing in a non explicit manner such as dollplay simply be dressing reader/character up, this will be tagged as a full kink. We occasionally will write whump, this can include topics such as non consentual bondage, non consentual kissing, occasional mentions of nudity both consentual and not, yet we will not write actual noncon sex (we do not feel confident or comfortable writing true noncon and most likely won't on this blog) and topics such as physical and mental torture. This blog will talk about unhealthy relationships through whump, if you are struggling with these in real life, know you are not alone and that there is help, such as obsessive behavior and some forms of manipulation, we do not write the majority of 'x readers' as abusive unless whump, of which we prefer to write softer whumps due to our inexperience with the genre. Most of our readers are gender neutral. We will always write for all types of fashions and presentations.
(We refer to myself as plural in the way a company does, we do not have a form of dissociative disorder that effects our number as of currently. although it is speculated there is a possibility that I do suffer from one form of dissociation. On that note, we currently do not plan on getting a diagnosis for several more years because DSM-5 pain owchie. I can talk as an 'I' or 'me', it's just that I enjoy feeling like some boss of a company.)
#intro post#blog intro#pinned post#important stuff#writers on tumblr#Av writes for once#Av answers questions
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Have you done or have been thinking of making x readers with Jim Carrey characters?
Yes, I have been thinking of writing some actually! I've never actually made x readers before but I've seen plenty around here.
Though I think I'll probably start writing them at a time where I'm not busy with Christmas stuff, and writing chapters for three of my fics on AO3.
#;; answered#;;mun speaks#jim carrey#i havent seen any to do with edward nygma so ill definitely write an x reader about him!
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Jim carrey masterlist
Characters
Dr. Robotnik
Coming soon
Stanley ipkiss/ the mask
Coming soon
Mark kendell
Coming soon
Ace ventura
Coming soon
Whiploc
Fletcher reede
Coming soon
Bruce nolan
Coming soon
Edward nygma
Coming soon
Steven gray
Coming soon
Charlie Baileygates/Hank evans
#jim carrey#jim carrey x reader#jim carrey imagine#jimbotnik#jimbotnik x reader#edward nygma#the riddler#riddler x reader#edward nygma x reader#stanley ipkiss#the mask#Stanley ipkiss x reader#dr robotnik#dr robotnik x reader#imagine#fanfic#fanfiction#ace ventura#ace venture pet detective#earth girls are easy#whiploc#whiploc x reader#whiploc imagine#once bitten#mark kendell#mark kendell x reader#Mark kendell imagine
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Breaking News!
News Reporter: Gotham’s finest bridal store has been robbed! Nothing of too much value was lost except for a green ballgown and a tiara. In other news, the riddler in a dress? More likely than you think.
Reader, looking over at Eddie:
Eddie, looking suspicious in a ballgown and tiara:
Reader:
Eddie:
Reader: Did you-
Eddie: I robbed a bridal store.
#the riddler#dc riddler#batman forever#jim carrey riddler#riddler x reader#edward nygma#edward nygma x reader#text post#a queen#you know he looks great#dresses
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Imagine...
Ed trying to steal you away from Bruce when he sees how much Bruce likes you.
Despite the rumors, you and Bruce weren’t an official couple. The two of you attended events together from time to time, however neither of you attempted to take the next step. It wasn’t clear to you whether or not Bruce saw you as anything other than a friend but it was very obvious to one man in particular.
After making a name for himself in Gotham, Edward Nygma became a local celebrity. All at once he was at the top of invitation lists and hosting his own parties.
At his most recent event, you and Bruce had, of course, arrived together. Soon afterward, the host himself found the pair of you and set into pleasant (albeit a little tense) chatter.
Ed invited you to dance with him and you accepted. He asked quite a bit about your relationship with Bruce. It was clear he was trying to ascertain whether or not you two were an item. You admitted that, currently, you weren’t.
“Truthfully, y/n, I’m glad to hear that you’re not... coupled with anyone.”
“Is that so?”
“Would you care to have dinner with me some time? In fact, we could go right now. Or is it tacky for the host to leave his own party?”
#edward nygma#ed nygma#the riddler#batman forever#batman imagine#imagine#imagines#gif imagine#gif imagines#edward nygma imagine#ed nygma imagine#the riddler imagine#edward nygma x reader#ed nygma x reader#the riddler x reader#jim carrey riddler#reader insert#batman reader insert#batman forever reader insert#jim carrey imagine#jim carrey x reader#requests open
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Batman Forever!Edward Nygma Petname Headcanons
a/n: just something to add on to the previous ones i posted, it was buzzing in my head and i didn’t know whether or not to post it now or later so here it is ig
warnings: none(?); he’s just cute in this; bit clingy
edward uses he/him pronouns; reader is gender neutral
ok, let’s get this one out of the way
honey, sweetie, lovebird
it just makes sense to me
you may be one of the few, or the first relationship that ever got serious (if he ever had previous ones)
‘honey’ is his favourite out of the trio tho
“honey, i’m home!”
“honey, where are my glasses?”
even in his riddler stages he will still be fluffy and cute despite mind controlling people, he just will, i freakin’ know it-
‘lovebird’ is more of a receiving pet name rather than giving, he tries to be romantic but it comes out wrong sometimes
but call him ‘lovebird’ and OMG HE WILL SWOON-
*edward tries to do something romantic but fails*
“aww, it’s okay, lovebird.”
*edward dies*
ones that he would love to be called is ‘darling’, ‘baby’ and ‘eddie’
‘darling’ and ‘baby’ are more of passing pet names but ‘EDDIE’
screaming crying throwing up-
“Eddie, dinner’s ready!”
i bet you he had a fucking nosebleed after that one
but yea, he’s just really fluffy
Anyways, that’s it, he’s a bean, he’s precious, deal with it
like, comment and reblog! Send a request for me to write too!
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Fanfic/Headcanon Alert
Ayo, what’s up you weirdos? I wanted to let y’all know I may start writing for Edward Nygma/Riddler (specifically Batman Forever - there’s just not enough for him) so send me some requests, first come first serve!
look at the skrunkly
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Masterlist
DC
Rorschach Voyeurism // Carrey!Edward Nygma x OFC
Playlist
Prologue
One
Two
Three
Four
Five
Six
Epilogue
Time // Edward Nygma x Reader
Ace Ventura
Puppy Problems // Ace Ventura x Reader
Fan Playlists
DC
Jonathan Crane
Edward Nygma x Selina Kyle
Pamela Isley
Edward Nygma
Oswald Cobblepot
Arthur Fleck
Diana Prince
Greys Anatomy
April Kepner
Teddy Altman
Game of Thrones universe
Daemon x Rhaenyra
Sherlock (2010-2017)
Mycroft Holmes
Silence of the Lambs
Hannibal x Clarice
Little Women
Amy March
Twilight
Alice Cullen
Pride and Prejudice
Jane Bennet
Yellowstone
Beth Dutton
Lara Croft (2001-2003)
Lara Croft
Die Hard
Hans Gruber
A Team
HM Murdock
Universes (playlists to make you feel like you're there)
Peaky Blinders
Narnia
Supernatural
Ghost World (2001)
Charlie's Angels (2000-2003)
Nothing but Vibes
That Girl
Model Off Duty
Southern Belle
Slightly Trashier Southern Belle
The Trashiest Southern Belle
Stuck in a 90's RomCom
Stuck in a 2000s RomCom
Sexy Y2K Vampire with a dash of brooding
I am literally a majestic ass nymph
Music for backroading
60's Housewife Music
But what if you were a sugar baby in the 60's
music for pathetic kings with mommy issues and their murderous wives (macbeth vibes?)
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Another Hairless Babe
Wiploc x reader
I was heading to Valerie's house to drop off stuff from the nail convention and ice cream after hearing about her break up with ted. I pull up to her house getting out the car grabing the bags heading to the door. I knock on the door a couple times waited.
"Valerie its me y/n" nothing I sigh went to the flower pot to get the spare key to unlock the door walk through the door "val im here" i heard a russell then a shh sound.
"Uh ill be right there" I chuckled softly set the bags on the table. Val comes out of the kitchen "heyy y/n how are you " she gives me a hug.
"Im doing good the conversation was good but how are you doing hon candy told me and as I could see" I look around the place "you took it not so great in my defense I never really trusted him" she chuckles softly. There was a crash sound coming from her room but i brush it off thinking it was the cat I look and saw the cat by my foot i look at val her face held a worried expression. "Um what was that"
"Oh something must of fell ove-" she was cut off by a strange voice.
"Another hairless babe" i look to see a tall red thing must be an alien then there were a blue and yellow one. They were coming close to me especially the red one. My eyes widen in shock then I fainted falling to the floor. A few minutes later I hear vals voice calling my name. I rub my forehead then my eyes. "Oh val it was so strange I swore I saw three tall alie-" i open my eyes seeing the three aliens staring right at me above me. I scream which cause them to scream as well and mock my movements. "Val! You have aliens in your home"
"I know it was a shocker for me too when I woke up on their ship after almost drowning" the red one was just looking at me up and down his eyes stop at my chest.
"Wiploc like" he reach his hands out to touch. I slap his hands away. " hairless babe" he still came closer sniffing my hair touching it stroke my cheek. I watch him closely.
"I think he like you" val says with a chuckle I look at her then back to the alien all of a sudden he wraps his arms around me tight closes his eyes and have a soft smile making a some sort of purr noise. "Yep he definitely likes you"
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Ahhhh where’d you go?!
I'm still here I promise you I haven't forgotten this account im planning more imagines they are in my draft also waiting for requests
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