Maglor: I need you to swear—

Elrond: No oaths

Elros: FUCK!

Maglor: ...

Maglor: I need you to promise—

How you listed both Halle and Gevanni for rare pairs with Matt, I just see Near asking Matt to "Please stop flirting with my employees, especially when we're working." and a poor, confused as fuck Matt who had NO CLUE he was doing it. Local bisexual disaster has way more game than he gives himself credit for.

matt forming an SPK polycule (minus rester. sorry rester) by sheer fucking accident 😇

jdhdgdfff near has no room to talk bc mello is far more disruptive 😔 however he's a massive hypocrite so he complains anyways

beverly throws out cringey joss whedon quips at the function and normies think shes so quirky and hilarious but jimmy and brian know shes a cringefest and make sure to deflate her ego by being funnier than her when the three are driving home together and she ends up scream laughing

Happy birthday to Bobby voice yeah Cause I’m loving the vibe of the cattle brand and the vore.

Hi we were talking about hedgehogs in my vet assistant course today which made the sudden and visceral image of Sonic changing his name to officially be Tails’ brother except he thought it was the same as when he got his name changed Trans Style and ends up taking Tails’ first name, so now he’s legally Miles Sonic. I thought you would find that funny

AHSJSBDJANAJABWB

obi-wan fucked that old man

no offence but the reason tumblr is “dying” is, well, yes, of course the cursed like/reblog ratio and the change in user behaviour (because of people being used to how instagram and tiktok work) BUT also the lack of weekly shows. i say it with my whole chest, they don't produce captivating and engaging stupid weekly tv shows anymore because streaming killed that so you have spikes of activity here when Something happens in general fandom or up to three days after a new season of whatever drops and then it's a wasteland. this is obviously an old woman yelling at a cloud missing supernatural and the vampire diaries and pretty little liars and all these other shows type of post but honestly give me back weekly tv shows where i have something to watch for 40 minutes almost every day of the week after work so then i can read and reblog it on tumblr give it back for the sake of my sanity

Have a meme because I have no self control

Lucifer just seems like the kinda guy who’d lose his mind over ppl being too hot (our bi short king)

I spent way too much effort on this pls like it ily 🙏

Bonus (radioapple) doodles as always (edit: I. I just realised I forgot Al’s monocle in both doodles. I am dying inside. Why did no one tell me.):

Create cool summer treats for your vampire with this one neat trick

I think people sometimes misunderstand why we come up with such elaborate justifications for shipping two characters together. I don't justify my ships because I feel that I need to; I justify my ships because squinting at the published canon with furrowed brow and asking myself "okay, how exactly would this work?" is my idea of a good time.

how long do yall think mihawk was listening to usopp say random stuff

oh shes aromantic alright

Forgive. Forgive. Forgive.

the four horsemen of Queer Agony

surprise it's yuri!!!in 2024

you know what fuck it we’re doing dadstarion