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padawansuggest · 1 month

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Breha: *giggling*

Bail: *annoyed*

Mace: You want… to give Kenobi back? Didn’t you fight tooth and nail to get him moved in with you two.

Breha: We did, we adore him, he’s such a sweetheart, please don’t take him back.

Bail: Take him back or I’m tanning his hide.

Breha: Careful, he might like that.

Mace: *head in hands* What could he have possibly done to offend you this much?

Breha: *laughing* It was at brunch- with my SISTER-

Bail: I don’t care about that part, I have never seen something so vulgar-

Breha: *breaking out into giggle snorts*

Bail: He put a tea bag right into a glass of champagne.

Breha: *snorting louder* I’ve never seen my sister and husband agree on something before, they both hated it. I adore Obi-Wan, you cannot have him back.

Bail: That was a thirty-thousand dollar bottle-

Breha: Why is it the only time you can stand to criticize him it’s something good related? What did he feed you that has made you so biased against his odd tastes?

Bail: *thousand yard stare* there are some things I cannot speak of.

Mace: …he used to feed me salt cookies when he was tiny.

Bail: 😳

Breha: 👀

Mace: Yeah. He always said he mixed the ingredients up, but I think he’s just… like that. I think he burnt off half his taste buds on Mandalore later, he’s always been a bit of a mess.

Breha: 😍 I adore him. We’re keeping him.

Bail: ugh. I need a refund. Or a therapist to break the trauma-bond.

Mace: Good luck with that. Didn’t work for me when he was a toddler, and that’s the easiest age to remove a trauma-bond. Have fun. *hangs up on them*

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #post clone wars #clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #bail organa #breha organa #bail is done with his crimes to food #the answer to what traumatized bail so much was that Obi made him Ani’s comfort food #which should be classed as a war crime to normal people #bailobi #bailobibreha #they have taken custody over the idiot after the war

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jebiknights · 4 months

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I don't mind headcanons that Bail and Obi-Wan were friends before the clone wars started (and I don't think we're told either way in current canon - as far as I'm aware), but the legends meeting -> near death Speedrun to being TOO close is still my favorite iteration.

Bail being like hey I have a spy who has information on the Sith/a Sith planet but we have to meet her in person to get the goods. Obi-Wan, recovering from a speeder crash, being like this feels like a trap but we really can't ignore this Intel can we. Them getting stuck on a small ship together. They both think each other is kind of stuck up. Bail watching Obi-Wan meditate shirtless.

Meets the spy only to immediately get caught in a firefight and Bail has to experience the realities of war for the first time and it changes his view on the conflict forever. They get to the Sith planet and it is immediately Obi-Whump time in the best way, they are both having the worst times of their lives. They still aren't really getting along. Obi-Wan has to get Bail to promise to kill him at one point if it gets to a certain point. They manage to make it out through the skin of their teeth with five million in jokes and a friendship so close that it makes literally everyone else uncomfortable. What could be better than this.

#bailobi #obibail #bail organa #obi wan kenobi #anyway im back on my bailobi shit and also i just love their legends friendship #it really speaks a lot to why bail trusts obiwan so much #they had to trust each other at a time where they had no one else #on a funnier note the everyone is uncomfortable bit is canon to legends canon lmaoo #they got weird looks in the med evac #and continued to weird people out in the lanteeb books #sorry the gambit duology #bailobi and ani/dala basically have a double date in the beginning of the first one wowbekehdk #comm chatter #obi wan #bail

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phoenixyfriend · 2 years

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Jedi arranged/political marriage pretext I'd like to see more of: Jedi DO leave the Republic, and the marriage is of a Jedi, probably a council member, to secure the safety of their members on their new home planet.

The Mandalorian angle has the benefit of being less closely tied to Republic rule, and could be very tasty and easy to justify with either Obitine or Jangobi, both of which I enjoy. Depending on where in the timeline it happens, the spouse varies.

But I think that if it's Mandalore, especially Jangobi, a heavy part of the argument for getting the Jedi settled and making up for 'draining resources' is shoveling as many people as possible into Agricorp work on the deserts of Manda'yaim.

As an Obitine fic that takes place between TPM and AotC, it's really easy to justify?

Like just. The Jedi Council going "okay do we have any planets where we could move, and there's a primary ruler that would be open to marrying a Jedi for protection from the Republic and… wait. Someone get Kenobi."

(This also works for BailObi, but Alderaan is unfortunately still staunchly Republic territory, while Mandalore's status is a lot more vague.)

With the Jangobi angle, it would be a lot more "Mand'alor Fett captures a Jedi because he's been hearing rumors about them expanding their influence, gets the story that they're actually looking to move, and are basically going to be refugees, and decides that there would be no power move that would secure Mandalore's independence from Republic bullshit like getting their best warriors on his side, but he needs to prove that he's in control to the Death Watch-style extremists, so he's going to have to marry a Jedi for. Reasons."

IDK it's arranged marriage fic, we don't need a whole lot of justification.

God it's so easy to make these about Obi-Wan (consider: Quinlan/that one force-sensitive Stewjoni prince he saved and messed around with a few years ago), but it would be really funny to make this Anidala by shifting ages around a bit or starting the war later. Just like.

Naboo, the planet the Chancellor of the Republic is from, has taken in the Jedi, threatening secession, and refusing to give them back. Senator Amidala has married one of them. Everyone has questions but none of those questions are getting answered. Count Dooku of Serreno has made overtures to join the CIS but Naboo is uninterested. Amidala has been unavailable for her comment due to being on her honeymoon. Master Jedi Obi-Wan Kenobi has only offered that this entire situation is a headache and he'd love to know where he went wrong.

I'm trying to figure out what other ships I could do with this. I think "senior padawan Barriss saves Tatooine's accidental ruler-through-incredible-violence Anakin from an attempt at retaking the planet by the Hutts, spills some personal woes while tending to his wounds (she can't leave the planet yet anyway and wasn't even supposed to be here), and he wakes up like 'hey if you need to move somewhere you can come to Tatooine, I'd marry you in a heartbeat'" would be a fun one, and also immediately collapse as like. A'Sharad overhears Barriss's report and goes to fight Anakin about it personally for inviting more settlers to a planet that's already trying to crowd out the native populace. That would need some tweaking... maybe Anakin's actually already done something similar, and led an exodus of Hutt slaves from Tatooine and settling them on a new planet, and needs help keeping Hutts and other slavers away from trying to take back their slaves? Not sure Anakin would suggest a marriage, though. Someone else might, but not him.

I considered Blyla, but IMO the plot only works if the Jedi are in decent standing (instead of suffering from war propaganda) with the galaxy at large and only need to escape the Senate's influence, not widespread hate.

OH wait if Anakin took over Tatooine when he was a teenager and then gave control to his mom, because she's the smartest obviously, and Qui-Gon survived Naboo, then maybe Qui-Gon/Shmi???

I'm struggling to think of more ships or pick one to drag on an AU adventure. Help. My brain is trying to argue that Obi-Wan marries Hondo and the entire Temple ups and leaves for Florrum.

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cottonraincoat · 5 months

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okay here's the thing. it started out as a captured!obi vaderwan clusterfuck but I made myself too sad and had to get leia and bail to give him some hugs instead. so it became obi/bail probably obi/bail/breha. but I also wanted padmé and satine alive and in love so satidala's on the table. and then padmé decided she liked anakin again and they had one (1) conversation that spiralled into major obianidala angst. then I was like fuck now what do I do, better get obikin back together. oh and also you know what would be really hot? padmé/satine/breha. just all the royal women. and now everyone's in one messy confusing polycule but they all love each other (kind of) (anakin's on thiiin ice) and obi-wan gets the hugs and anakin manages to not kill himself after reckoning with what he's done as vader and the twins gets to have all the parents. that's where we're at.

#obikin #vaderwan #obianidala #satidala #bailobi #the Nano

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ahsoka-in-a-hood · 10 months

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I've said it before and I will say it again: as much as I like Satine, the only reason obitine was created as a foil to anidala instead of making Bail Organa and bailobi the romantic foils is cause they're cowards

Listen, they made up all this new material but a tcw love story between Bail and Obi Wan where they chose not to compromise their duties for their feelings, and the recontextualization of their RotS scenes with them still parting ways to protect the children... it writes itself. It weaves itself into the movies by itself.

#bailobi

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subobi · 1 year

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SubObi Week #6 - Masterlist

Our AO3 Collection Previous Weeks’ Masterlists

If your submission isn’t included here, please let me know!

**Please note that warnings and ratings are not included on this list. Please take time to read the tags on the work itself.**

Submissions:

Collections or Prompt Combinations:

a reminder by wrennette - Alphobi, Codywan

SubObi a hračky by SallyPejr - QuinObi, Obitine

SubObi Week 2022 by Bittodeath - QuiObi, Obikin, Codywan, Jastobi, ObiVizsla

SubObi Week 2022 by MerlynBane - Jangobi, Obirex, Obimaul, Codywan, Jangobi, BailObiBreha

Day 1 - Hole spanking/Pussy spanking/Maintenance Spankings

Fluid Bonded by FlitShadowflame - Jangobi

Maintenance by SinQueen69 - QuiObi

Day 2 - Gags/Sex toys under clothing/Vibrators

Aboard the Negotiator by SinQueen69 - Codywan

Buir and His Baby by FlitShadowflame - Jangobi

(lovely) underneath it all by Siderea - AlphaObi

That’s All You Have to Do by wanderingjedihistorian (RangerJedi67) - Codywan

Their Perfectly Eager Companion by TheShinyLizard - BailobiBreha

Day 3 - Public consummation/First night witnessed

An Auspicious Match by sanerontheinside - QuiObi

by right of the thigh by wrennette - Ventrobi

wrap myself inside your arms (i cannot rest) by Siderea - Obimaul

Day 4 - Pregnant and single/abandoned by old lover/Surrogate pregnancy/Oviposition

an incubator by wrennette - DexObi

Carry On by TheShinyLizard - Jangobi

(in these gifts) the shape of adoration by Siderea - Jastobi

should have known by aspec_erotica_connoisseur - ObiTentacles

Day 5 - Wedding/Mating Run

move my feet towards your body (i can hear this beat) by Siderea - Jangobi

Unexpected Value by wanderingjedihistorian (RangerJedi67) - Jangobi

SubObi a Bail by SallyPejr - BailObi

Day 6 - Lactation/Milking/Hucow | Come stuffing

Aching and Full by TheShinyLizard - QuiObi

heat by wrennette - Codywan, ObiClones

Just Because It Wouldn't Pass Your Ethics Board Doesn't Mean It Won't Pass Ours by Millberry_5 - Codywan, ObiClones

Since I First Saw by wanderingjedihistorian (RangerJedi67) - Codywan

taken it all (and we're far from finished) by Siderea - Codywan, ObiClones

Day 7 - Fuck or die | Possessiveness

The Captive by TheShinyLizard - Jangobi

in your arms tonight (must have been something you said) by Siderea - Codywan

Our Beauitul Jewel by wanderingjedihistorian (RangerJedi67) - Codywan, ObiClones

Shan'hal'lak, cyar'ika by Charm_Caster1127 - Codywan

SubObi a Quinlan by SallyPejr - QuinObi

subsumption by wrennette - ObiDooku

Day 8 - Bonus Free Day

A Convenient Opportunity by dovebox - Jangobi

who’s been loving you good? by Siderea - Jangobi

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help-me-obi-wan-ur-my-only-hope · 1 year

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Anakin, charges into Obi-wan’s chamber: you fucked Quinlan Vos!!!????

Obi-wan, being snapped back from his meditation, confused: wha-

Anakin: *gasps in realization* oh force, I cannot believe you… are you fucking Organa too?? When you said you have *sassy imitation of coruscanti accent* important business regarding the senate and stayed over night???

Obi-wan: Anakin why in the force are you-

Anakin: *close to sobbing* I thought I’m the only one you’re fucking…. Am I not special..?

Obi-wan:

Obi-wan: ……what the actual fuck is going on..

#obi-wan kenobi #star wars #anakin skywalker #obikin #bail organa #quinlan vos #bailobi #quinobi #star wars tcw incorrect quotes #star wars incorrect quotes

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merlyn-bane · 26 days

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Hello and Happy April 1st, this is officially an exclusively BailObi blog.

#for legal reasons this is a joke #though i do love them for realsies #bailobi #bail organa x obi-wan kenobi #obi wan kenobi #bail organa #pls feel free to bark in the notes it brings me joy #art #my art #digital art

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missmarthanightingale · 2 years

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wait sorry before we go any further i just want to note how hysterical it is that disney seem to have implicitly retroactively canonized bailobi?

like we have to assume no one in the empire knows the real connection between obi-wan & leia, which means that reva really did find something in the archives that convinced her not only that there was a connection between bail & obi-wan, but that this connection was so strong & significant that after ten years in hiding, kidnapping bail's daughter is the one act in the galaxy that could successfully draw obi-wan out.

& it is my sincere & genuine opinion that the only way this makes sense is if they used to date. like this show makes more sense if bail & obi-wan Had A Thing.

#sw rebellion era #obi wan kenobi #bail organa #bailobi #kenobi spoilers #original #this is an accident brought on by not putting too much thought into the logic behind Adequate Plot Reasons To Get Obi-Wan Off Tattooine #probably they just meant to imply she suspected bail knew where obi-wan was & made a gamble that he would risk going to him for help!#i know they didn't intend this at all. i know. but by god am i going to run with it anyway

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lamujerarana · 2 years

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Wow, just watched the new Kenobi show and as a Bail/Obi-Wan shipper I was very happy!!!

Where is my 5k+ au fic where Obi-Wan and Bail take Luke and Leia to be raised together on Alderaan, and Obi-Wan becomes Bail and Breha’s consort??

Bail: You think my consort, Ben, resembles Obi-Wan Kenobi?? Preposterous. Obi-Wan was nowhere near as handsome, and his taste in clothes was abysmal.

Obi-Wan: it wasn’t that bad, surely?

Breha: it was.

#Star Wars #Kenobi #bail/obi wan #bailobi

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padawansuggest · 6 months

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Bail: *three weeks after joining the messy four way that is Kenobi, Cody and Vos* …

Obi-Wan: *whiny voice to get his way because that is Bail’s ‘I’m not gonna spank you I’m just putting you in the corner’ face* whaaaaaaaaaat????

Bail: *turns to glare at Quinlan and Cody* How do you two deal with him?

Quinlan: Same thing you’re about to do. Stick him in the corner. Occasionally loan him out to someone if they catch his eye.

Cody: *putting down a Royal flush on the table without looking up* I bribe him with treats and spoil him. I’m on another level than you two.

Quinlan: :( you’re the reason he’s been brattier lately.

Cody: Jokes on you, I think he’s a whiny lil bitch and the brattier he gets the more I love it.

Quinlan: Years of work. And you undo it.

Obi-Wan: *trying to sneak out the door while they’re arguing*

Bail: *catches him without issue and puts him in the corner* Listen. You don’t want to be in the corner. And that’s more Breha’s category anyways. Be good. With me. You can be a little shit with them. Be good.

Cody: Ahh, bribery. I can see that one coming from a mile away.

Quinlan: How is that different from spoiling?

Cody: *devolving into another argument*

Bail: All of you are children.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #commander cody #quinlan vos #codywan #bail organa #bailobi #quinobi #tbh I ship Obi with everyone and also if you say there is no difference between bribery and spoiling I’ll rant so hard #there is a massive difference #I’m just shitposting dynamic ideas rn okay I’m having fun #sub Obi wan

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jebiknights · 2 years

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Fun Legends things from Gambit: Stealth so far:

Ahsoka at this point isn't great at machines yet but she IS good at computers. HACKER AHSOKA

Obi-Wan either completely failed at cooking something for/with Bail, or he seasoned it so strongly that Bail couldn't handle the spice

Bail can cook 🤩

In Legends at least, Anakin didn't actually tell Palpatine about Padmé, Palpatine essentially calls him out on it and tells him he already knows and nearly gives Anakin a panic attack

Yoda told Bail, Obi-Wan, and Anakin that there's a leak in the Chancellor's office. So like, Anakin despite wanting to keep Palps informed does actually understand that opsec wise it's not always possible (this might've also been said in Wild Space but if so I completely forgot it)

(He gets pissed about it every time tho lmao)

Anakin loves his men so much but especially Rex, Coric, and GOLD SQUADRON. Damn he loves Gold Squadron

Bail and Obi-Wan bicker/flirt so much and it always makes everyone else surprised or uncomfortable and it's so fucking funny

Anakin, in order to convince Yoda that they should be allowed on this dangerous undercover mission, claimed that if he actually was the chosen one, that he wouldn't be able to be killed until his destiny was fulfilled

(I'm not sure how much he believed it himself but the fact he used that as an argument and then to try and reassure Obi-Wan is very funny)

Ahsoka feels so much responsibility as the chosen ones Padawan it makes me sad

Obi-Wan, to Anakin: "Knowing you has made me a better jedi" 😭

#anakin skywalker #obi-wan kenobi #ahsoka tano #bail organa #bailobi #legends lb #obibail #bail #anakin #ahsoka #obi wan #disaster trio #disaster lineage

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phoenixyfriend · 1 year

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I was thinking about Dracula Daily, as one does, and Star Wars, as I am wont to do, and couldn't make the plot work unless the Lucy character is Obi-Wan. Nobody else has enough Solid Love Interests.

I'd have to go for crack ships or minor characters for anyone else, and I don't want to have, say, Lucy!Padme, because that would mean promoting Clovis to main cast, and nobody wants that.

I'd go with Bail, Quinlan, Satine? First instinct is Lord Bail, Doctor Quin, Foreigner Satine. (We shall dispense of Gender and heteronormativity.)

Even works out with who dies just before the end.

@atagotiak pointed out that Quincey is shooty as heck, though, so that doesn't work well for Satine. Unfortunately, the only 'willing to shoot first' one in this set is Quinlan, which would mean either Satine or Bail as an ethically ??? doctor, and neither of them work well. I could toss in Cody as Quincey and keep Quinlan as Seward, but then we lose either Bail or Satine, and I want it to be Bail&Satine&Quinlan

Could always mix up some traits (e.g. Satine could be the doctor, but more ethical than canon Seward, or she could be Quincey but less gun-happy), but I'm not sure tbh.

Another option: Lady Satine, Doctor Quin, and Foreigner Cody, and Bail is just like. Some guy. He's already married to Breha and not actually a suitor, but he cares a lot and Wants To Help one of his best friends.

Tia:

I feel like Palpatine makes the most sense for an anidala version of jonmina but he’s like the only bad guy who’s not obsessed with obi wan do any of the good guys die?

I do in fact have a solution to that!

Dracula: Palpatine Brides: Dooku, Maul, Ventress Palpatine sends one of them to England instead of going himself, and then we have The Obsession, unimpeded.

I need Obi-Wan to be undead and unsettling.

Anidala is the obvious JonMina just because: [gestures]

Also, I considered Helsing!Qui-Gon... But, I think that if Obi-Wan is Lucy, then Anakin needs a father figure, so Qui-Gon is Lawyer Dad.

That said! We could feasibly do Jon!Padme and Mina!Anakin, to maintain "knows the law" Padme and "besties with Obi-Wan" Anakin. (Maybe Padme started working for Qui-Gon because she met him through her fiance.)

I want me some stabby white-haired anime girl Padme. Anakin would also be enamored.

Also Demeter Captain!Hondo, maybe. Helsing is Tholme, Yoda, or Plo.

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cottonraincoat · 4 months

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anyway part of why bailobi had me by the throat was just that they never had each other by the throat yk? if they loved each other it's steady and clear and generous and there's no mystery at all, why and how they would love each other. it's open and easy and also the perfect foil for the whole damn mess that was rots-era obikin. something about it just makes me really happy. like maybe this is what love is like. what love could be like.

#bailobi #spitballing into the silence #ANYWAY.#bail organa #obi wan kenobi

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ahsoka-in-a-hood · 5 months

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I think Bail Organa should hold Obi Wan in his big arms. Drunk and seeing stars

#apologies i saw a gif of them walking side by side and. height difference.#bailobi #this is all i think of

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headedtobandomeer · 2 years

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Better AU where 66 never happens.

And on the night before Obi-Wan and Cody's wedding Bail comes to Cody and tells him every little secret that he's learned about Obi-Wan about the little spot just behind his left shoulder that always gets the worst knots in it. About how if he has meilooruns he'll be sick to his stomach within an hour. About how he always forgets that about meilooruns and eats them anyways. The little things he learned in the many years that he was friends with benefits with Obi-Wan.

That wasn't a secret Cody knew going in that Obi-Wan has had many partners over the years. But Bail was by far the longest lasting and to have him so readily and wholehearted to give his blessing to their marriage warms Cody's heart.

#bailobi #codywan #commander cody #cc 2224 #bail organa #cody #bail #obi wan

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