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Breha: *giggling*
Bail: *annoyed*
Mace: You want… to give Kenobi back? Didn’t you fight tooth and nail to get him moved in with you two.
Breha: We did, we adore him, he’s such a sweetheart, please don’t take him back.
Bail: Take him back or I’m tanning his hide.
Breha: Careful, he might like that.
Mace: *head in hands* What could he have possibly done to offend you this much?
Breha: *laughing* It was at brunch- with my SISTER-
Bail: I don’t care about that part, I have never seen something so vulgar-
Breha: *breaking out into giggle snorts*
Bail: He put a tea bag right into a glass of champagne.
Breha: *snorting louder* I’ve never seen my sister and husband agree on something before, they both hated it. I adore Obi-Wan, you cannot have him back.
Bail: That was a thirty-thousand dollar bottle-
Breha: Why is it the only time you can stand to criticize him it’s something good related? What did he feed you that has made you so biased against his odd tastes?
Bail: *thousand yard stare* there are some things I cannot speak of.
Mace: …he used to feed me salt cookies when he was tiny.
Bail: 😳
Breha: 👀
Mace: Yeah. He always said he mixed the ingredients up, but I think he’s just… like that. I think he burnt off half his taste buds on Mandalore later, he’s always been a bit of a mess.
Breha: 😍 I adore him. We’re keeping him.
Bail: ugh. I need a refund. Or a therapist to break the trauma-bond.
Mace: Good luck with that. Didn’t work for me when he was a toddler, and that’s the easiest age to remove a trauma-bond. Have fun. *hangs up on them*
#star wars#obi wan kenobi#incorrect star wars quotes#post clone wars#clone wars#incorrect clone wars quotes#bail organa#breha organa#bail is done with his crimes to food#the answer to what traumatized bail so much was that Obi made him Ani’s comfort food#which should be classed as a war crime to normal people#bailobi#bailobibreha#they have taken custody over the idiot after the war
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SubObi Week #7 - Masterlist
Our AO3 Collection • Previous Weeks’ Masterlists
If your submission isn’t included here, please let me know!
**Note that warnings and ratings are not included on this list. Please take time to read the tags on the work itself.**
Submissions:
Day 1 - Virgin Obi-Wan
1 - Virgin Obi-Wan by Bittodeath - JangObi, JastObi
Better Relations by Siderea - JangObi
cold dark earth by inasinara - Codywan, Obi-Wan/OMC
Take Away My Braid by TheShinyLizard - Jangobi
Day 2 - Hades & Persephone AU
hold your breath, dim the lights by Sidrea - Obidala
Truly Appeal by wanderingjedihistorian - AlphObiCody
Day 3 - Dubious Consent
3 - Dubious Consent by Bittodeath - Obikin
here for your entertainment by Siderea - Codywan
Like Natured Intended by TheShinyLizard, wanderingjedihistorian - Codywan, ObiClones
what the body needs by aspec_erotica_connoisseur - QuinObi
Day 4 - Bondage/Restraints/Spreader Bars
4 - Restraints/Spreader Bars by Bittodeath - Group
An Exercise in Patience by wanderingjedihistorian - Codywan
loosen these knots by aspec_erotica_connoisseur - QuinObi
no light, no light by wrennette - ObiDooku
play him like a violin by Siderea - RexObi
Day 5 - Soulmates AU
5 - Soulmates by Bittodeath - ObiVizsla
dream to me (feeling it even more) by Siderea - JastObi
So Loyal by wanderingjedihistorian - JangObi
Day 6 - Lingerie/Jewelry/Leia Slave Outfit
6 - Lingerie/Jewelry by Bittodeath - Codywan
Attention by wanderingjedihistorian - JangObi
bad (but i'm perfectly good at it) by Siderea - JangObi
most precious possession by aspec_erotica_connoisseur - JangObi
The Lingerie Approval Board by kartaylirnaak - ObiClones, Codywan
Treasure Is In The Eye Of The Beholder by FearMy Pencil - One Piece Crossover Pairing
When You Desire Me Most by TheShinyLizard -JangObi
Day 7 - Soft Cock/Small Cock
7 - Small cock / Dry Humping by Bittodeath - KalObi
body, betrayal by aspec_erotica_connoisseur - JangObi
filling by wrennette - BailObiBreha
in the palm of his hand by Siderea - WolffeObi
Day 8 - Bonus Free Day/Floating Prompts
2 - Stuck in a wall by Bittodeath - Group
Finding His Gold Oasis by TheShinyLizard - Codywan, ObiClones
no way out by aspec_erotica_connoisseur - Obi-Wan/OMC
satiated by aspec_erotica_connoisseur - DexObi
swallow the sound (it swallows me whole) by Siderea - JangObi
sweeter than heaven / hotter than hell by Siderea - JangObi
#subobi week#masterlist#jangobi#jastobi#codywan#obi/omc#obidala#alphobicody#obikin#obiclones#quinobi#obidooku#rexobi#obivizsla#crossover#kalobi#bailobibreha#wolffeobi#group#dexobi
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Ooooo I am always here for BailObiBreha nonsense!
I was hoping someone would ask me about this one @snowywinterevenings *grinning evilly*
“We both know that things are finally beginning to settle down, old friend,” Bail argues gently, and Obi-Wan really wishes sometimes that the other man would stop saying old friend like what he really means is darling, even as he knows that he’ll never tell him so. “Surely your Order could spare you for a few days. I don’t believe I’ve seen you take a vacation in the entire time that I’ve known you.” Obi-Wan raises an eyebrow, because he can certainly think of at least a few occasions that Bail himself would be able to attest to. The other man simply rolls his eyes. “In the last decade, then.”
“I’ve taken a meditation retreat or two, I’ll have you know.” He doesn’t mention that both were mandated, because the point after all was that he’d gone, wasn’t it?
Bail rolls his eyes, but doesn’t seem to see much point in arguing with him over the finer details of that. “Would it help to convince you if I told you that Breha and I do have something of a personal favor that we’d like to ask of you?”
Whatever could this personal favor be in a PWP, I wonder? 🤔
The WIP Game post can be found here.
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I had so much fun writing this fic. It wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for @wanderingjedihistorian she encouraged it and also helped with the sprints. This fic was basically written in sprints.
So I knew that for sex toys under clothes the best verses for it were either Sithywan and the Mand’alor or Dresses and doms. I’d been wanting to write BailObiBreha and I knew that theirs would involve him wearing a dress at some party. So that’s why that verse was chosen
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I just think alphas Bail and Breha courting omega Obi-Wan could be something so personal.
#bailobibreha#bailobi#brehaobi#I remember i started wrting a pwp for these three a while ago#and recently ive been having the urge to work on it#breha organa#bail organa#omegaverse#omega Obi-Wan
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I made a little fic post episode 2 of Kenobi which starts out immediately after the episode and ends in some soft BailObiBreha if anyone's interested in that :)
also it contains spoilers for the series
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Bailobibreha + D2 requested by anon
#obi wan kenobi#breha organa#bail organa#bail x breha x obi wan#bailobi#bailbreha#organas#organakenobi#star wars#ot3#fanart#request#obi wan
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I'm reading the chapter of Clone Wars Gambit: Stealth with Obi-Wan, Bail, Padmé and Anakin having dinner at Bail's and it's both awkward and domestic and now I want a double secret marriage AU in which not only are Ani and Padmé married, but also Bail (and Breha) and Obi-Wan (/handwaves alderanian culture to allow for poly marriages), but neither couple/triad knows about the other, even despite painfully obvious things like Obi-Wan having a personal access key to Bail's private entrance from the landing dock (yeah, that actually happens in the book)...
#Gondolin's endless plotbunnies list#bailobi#bailobibreha#anidala#clone wars#clone wars gambit stealth#star wars novels#Anakin skywalker#padme amidala#bail organa#obi wan kenobi#my tag#this book is a goldmine
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Sooo guess who participated in the Star Wars Rare Pair Exchange! I got to write Bail/Breha/Obi for the first time!
(I’m so glad so many people have been enjoying this fic and @leechbrain don’t think I didn’t see you reccing it. Thank you! ^^ )
#puns writes things#bailobibreha#bailbrehaobi#brehabailobi#obibailbreha#star wars rare pair exchange 2016
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Obi-Wan and Padme finding out they’re both pregnant at someone else’s baby shower with one of those ‘everyone gotta take a pregnancy test now lol weeeee what fun’ bullshit games the heterosexuals do and instead of being vaguely amused and hanging out with Bail and Mon like they were before they both get called out for staring out into space like idiots only for both them to admit theirs came up positive (yes, everyone stares real funny at Obi-Wan except the people he came with till he quietly mutters that it’s a Stewjoni thing) and someone is like ‘okay, so. We know who’s Padme’s is… so… Obi-Wan?’ And then in the next moment Obi-Wan guiltily looks over at Bail… who sits up all excited like ‘omfg really???? Breha is gonna be so excited!’ And let’s just say no one expected a Senator getting a Jedi pregnant to be something they were immediately willing to tell people but Padme’s all ‘hmmm. I’m gonna go text Anakin’ and promptly tells him Obi-Wan is pregnant… because the gossip was so good she legit forgot to mention her own buns in the oven and now he’s gonna get a second, slightly worser shock, and tbh??? Lovely idea brain, thanks.
#star wars#obi wan kenobi#padme amidala#padme naberrie#anidala#obibail#bailobi#bailobibreha#brehaobi#i was watching a tiktok where a baby shower game went wrong and several other positive pregnancy tests came up and I lost my shit okay#that’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard of in my life#mpreg
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SubObi Week #6 - Masterlist
Our AO3 Collection
Previous Weeks’ Masterlists
If your submission isn’t included here, please let me know!
**Please note that warnings and ratings are not included on this list. Please take time to read the tags on the work itself.**
Submissions:
Collections or Prompt Combinations:
a reminder by wrennette - Alphobi, Codywan
SubObi a hračky by SallyPejr - QuinObi, Obitine
SubObi Week 2022 by Bittodeath - QuiObi, Obikin, Codywan, Jastobi, ObiVizsla
SubObi Week 2022 by MerlynBane - Jangobi, Obirex, Obimaul, Codywan, Jangobi, BailObiBreha
Day 1 - Hole spanking/Pussy spanking/Maintenance Spankings
Fluid Bonded by FlitShadowflame - Jangobi
Maintenance by SinQueen69 - QuiObi
Day 2 - Gags/Sex toys under clothing/Vibrators
Aboard the Negotiator by SinQueen69 - Codywan
Buir and His Baby by FlitShadowflame - Jangobi
(lovely) underneath it all by Siderea - AlphaObi
That’s All You Have to Do by wanderingjedihistorian (RangerJedi67) - Codywan
Their Perfectly Eager Companion by TheShinyLizard - BailobiBreha
Day 3 - Public consummation/First night witnessed
An Auspicious Match by sanerontheinside - QuiObi
by right of the thigh by wrennette - Ventrobi
wrap myself inside your arms (i cannot rest) by Siderea - Obimaul
Day 4 - Pregnant and single/abandoned by old lover/Surrogate pregnancy/Oviposition
an incubator by wrennette - DexObi
Carry On by TheShinyLizard - Jangobi
(in these gifts) the shape of adoration by Siderea - Jastobi
should have known by aspec_erotica_connoisseur - ObiTentacles
Day 5 - Wedding/Mating Run
move my feet towards your body (i can hear this beat) by Siderea - Jangobi
Unexpected Value by wanderingjedihistorian (RangerJedi67) - Jangobi
SubObi a Bail by SallyPejr - BailObi
Day 6 - Lactation/Milking/Hucow | Come stuffing
Aching and Full by TheShinyLizard - QuiObi
heat by wrennette - Codywan, ObiClones
Just Because It Wouldn't Pass Your Ethics Board Doesn't Mean It Won't Pass Ours by Millberry_5 - Codywan, ObiClones
Since I First Saw by wanderingjedihistorian (RangerJedi67) - Codywan
taken it all (and we're far from finished) by Siderea - Codywan, ObiClones
Day 7 - Fuck or die | Possessiveness
The Captive by TheShinyLizard - Jangobi
in your arms tonight (must have been something you said) by Siderea - Codywan
Our Beauitul Jewel by wanderingjedihistorian (RangerJedi67) - Codywan, ObiClones
Shan'hal'lak, cyar'ika by Charm_Caster1127 - Codywan
SubObi a Quinlan by SallyPejr - QuinObi
subsumption by wrennette - ObiDooku
Day 8 - Bonus Free Day
A Convenient Opportunity by dovebox - Jangobi
who’s been loving you good? by Siderea - Jangobi
#subobi week#masterlist#alphobi#codywan#group#obigroup#quinobi#obitine#quiobi#jangobi#jastobi#obivizsla#obikin#obiclones#obirex#obimaul#bailobi#bailobibreha#obitentacles#dexobi#obidooku#ventrobi
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Bail Organa/Breha Organa/Obi-Wan Kenobi, Bail Organa/Breha Organa, Obi-Wan Kenobi/Bail Organa, Obi-Wan Kenobi/Breha Organa
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Breha Organa, Bail Organa (Off Screen)
Additional Tags: SubObi Week 2022, Submissive Obi-Wan Kenobi, Dominant Breha Organa, Dominant Bail Organa, Dualsex Stewjoni | Stewjoni Produce Both Ova and Sperm (Star Wars), dualsex Obi-Wan kenobi, Vaginal Sex, (implied) - Freeform, Creampie, Surrogacy, Threesome - F/M/M, Art, Digital Art
Series: Part 8 of SubObi Week 2022
Summary:
Bail and Breha Organa are unable to conceive on their own. They approach their dear friend Obi-Wan for a specific kind of assistance.
He is more than happy to help.
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Obi-Wan Kenobi/Bail Organa, Bail Organa/Breha Organa, Bail Organa/Breha Organa/Obi-Wan Kenobi, Obi-Wan Kenobi/Breha Organa
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Bail Organa, Breha Organa
Additional Tags: Threesome - F/M/M, Kinda, Twosome but with someone watching is more like it, Exhibitionism, Sexy comm call, Intersex Obi-Wan Kenobi, Padawan Obi-Wan Kenobi, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Smut, Bottom Obi-Wan Kenobi, Top Bail Organa, Vaginal Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Cock Cages, Sex Toys Under Clothing, Obi-Wan Kenobi is a slut, Dominant Bail Organa, Submissive Obi-Wan Kenobi, No Beta, Obi-Wan Kenobi in Drag
Series: Part 5 of Dresses and Doms
Summary:
Obi-Wan joins Bail for a party, wearing an outfit the senator picked out that includes toys. He then goes back to the senator's apartment where Breha comms them for some play to end the night.
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WIP Game
Rules: in a new post, post the names of all the files in your wip folder regardless of how nondescriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet and tell us about it!
I saw @snowywinterevenings 's open tags last night and decided to play today 😁😁 My WIP folder is boundless, so I'm just going to list some of the more recent/active ones lol.
My WIPs:
Werewolf AU (Codywan)
In The Darning (RexObi, Anakin/Consequences)
home (is where you build it) (Codywan)
BailObiBreha Nonsense
Commander Swap AU (ObiFox, CodyQuin)
Dinosaur Brokeback Mountain
I think I'm gonna tag @loverboy-havocboy, @babygirlbridger, @bluemaskedkarma, @brigittttoo, and @wrennette. No pressure of course<3
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