🎶 Blue eyes like a clear blue sky xx
Austin Butler as Elvis Presley
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shoutout to lil hal
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What's everyone's favourite flowers that aren't like. The normal ones. Like everyone's a fan of roses and sunflowers what's a more niche one. One you don't get in gift sets. Mine's sweet peas
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Zack and Cody showing up at that restaurant at 7:30pm tonight:
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I didn’t mean to make a part two to this but my hand slipped
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look me in the eye and tell me Charlie wouldn't do this
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i used to be so good at writing strong, thoroughly-researched, thoroughly-edited essays.
as a kid in hs, my teacher literally came up to me, holding my 40 page essay on the intersection of the European witch hunts and capitalism/exploitation/gender roles (it was supposed to be 7 pages...whoops) and went like "this is literally a master's-degree level thesis. what are you doing?? you could literally use this as your final dissertation in a master's program, what the fuck."
NOW??? NOW?? you'd think I'd be oh so skilled. but alas. i can barely piece together two ideas. adhd skill-regression is so so real. im SOBBING
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fucking hate how cats think they can mrrp their way out of anything because yeah, they fucking can.
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breaking: lil nas x to rebrand as lil nas twitter
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◈ Austin Butler as Elvis Presley x
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I wish butch n femme balls existed. Not to b a fucking sap n a massive dyke but wow. Ugh even. Just wanna wear a gown n stilettos n have my honey greet me w a bouquet before we leave n we wear matching or complimentary jewelry n spend hours on my hair and makeup to impress. N then when we get there my honey will spin me around the room for a brief dance before grabbing something to drink, wine for me n whiskey for her, as we chat w other dykes n celebrate butchfemmeness. Or whatever
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Me: *scrolling tumblr*
Castiel: I love you
Me: Dear god what’s happened now
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bless this iteration of Percy Jackson for genuinely believing, for at least three seconds, that he is the second coming of Christ
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Genuinely loved the experience of being at camp for the first time and seeing all the companions with their tits out like they're all gonna go clubbin or some shit
Then there’s Gale
Who's just. So utterly swagless that his clothes smell like dusty old books. My man doesn't give a fuck about the drip he's getting his ass ready for bed
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