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dragonnova · 14 days

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Resonance: Time Ripple pg. 1&2

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Each Chapter will have a short "bumper" (or lead-in) that will document small shifts to the timeline caused by F!Leo. I will go further into this later, because "Spoilers". A side note I will delete later: I'm trying to work out a regular posting schedule. I pre-release pages on Patreon, because my patrons are saints and they're the reason I'm able to dedicate time to work on this passion project. I plan on releasing pages a week in advance on Patreon and then release them publicly here (and unlock them there).

#resonance #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise donnie #rise leo #peepaw leo #tw: amputation #Not sure I should really trigger warn for that #it's flowers...#but to be safe

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ratpyramid · 6 months

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#dracula daily #re: dracula #quincey morris #draucla #count dracula #dracula memes #November 6th #dracula spoilers #i guess it sort of is #but to be safe

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factorialsotherfandoms · 8 months

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I know it's silly, but I can't get the idea of Philza introducing his crow flock to people like.

Philza: yeah I've had them put looking for the eggs which is why you havent seen them for a bit. Not that they found anything useful either. Mostly they just steal shiny shit from their favourite man around the island to make me talk to them.

Other: what.

Philza: yeah wild right? And you see those ones fighting? The one with the gold heart thinks I should kiss Forever, the one with the gapple is saying I should fuck Etoiles, that one over there is saying Fit, the screaming one is reminding them of Missa, the confused one on team BadBoyHalo. It's a pretty small team, but they have spirit. Pretty sure some of them might actually be spirits but we run on a policy of if you look like a crow and squark like a crow we don't ask questions.

Other: and the laughing one?

Philza: oh she's speaking on behalf of my wife.

Other: you can talk to people off the island?! Wait your wife?!

Philza: yeah, but all she ever does is laugh and tell me to "have fun" and "just do it" and make out with all the men on the island. So the Feds overlook it.

#qsmp rambles #qsmp philza #qsmp shipping #Not really it's just talking about the chat #But to be safe #Now I kinda also want to dive down this as an idea #But with off-island Kristin using the different men as code to pass on info #Forever is just her expressing her love #Etoiles is a reminder to be safe (imminent danger)#Missa is reminders to have hope #Fit is shes managed to smuggle an actual something onto the island for him #... BBH is effectively the emergancy button alarm bell of serious serious trouble on its way #Other men Philza has to sit and puzzle out what she's going on about #crow time

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rat-on-string · 6 months

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this is vaguely spooky, right?

#art #illustration #digital art #digital painting #portrait #portrait painting #bright colors #eyestrain #i mean sort of #but to be safe

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khalliys · 2 years

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Exandria Unlimited Calamity Finale one hour in

#exu calamity spoilers #I mean not really #but to be safe #paused at the perfect moment and instantly had this in my head #I'm not even One Sixth in #and it's been holy fucking shit from the word go #Exandria Unlimited #Exandria Unlimited Calamity #exandria calamity #exu #shitpost

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inkblot22 · 1 year

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HELLOOO!! hruu? any epel thoughts? :0

I was thinking of forced pregnancy bcs … u cannot tell me he’s not a family guy who would not want a kid of his own .. man has a breeding kink and noncon somnophilia … iykyk

Hello, friend! I am doing well, and I hope you are as well! Typically I'm terrified of the idea of bearing a child, but that terror is what gets me going. May I just say, this is some good food. Thank you anon, and I hope you don't mind if I expand on this. Of course all characters have been aged up to 18+, and I also have no idea what gripped me. This was supposed to be much shorter.

As always, TW for yandere, forced impregnation, afab reader (misgendering warning if you're nb or transmasc, stay safe everyone), "subtle" misogyny, if you can call it that, noncon, drugging, somnophilia, name calling. Animal abuse, if you consider Grim an animal. Don't worry too much, he doesn't get hurt.

Epel strikes me as the type of guy who would want to do anything to prove that he's "manly." You and I know that actually manly people are effortless about it, but Epel feels the need to try because... well, to put it plainly, he seems a little delicate. That's not to say that he's weak. No, you find out relatively quickly that Epel is a lot stronger than he looks.

It all begins with lunch, ridiculously enough. You and the others are talking about the future and Epel mentions that he wants a lot of kids, and you can't help the giggle. Epel as a dad? It just tickles you pink, because all you've ever known him as is a rough-hewn, soft-spoken apple boy. Vil's poison apple for that really weird plan he'd come up with. You didn't mean to hurt his feelings. That's not something you tried to do, but it happened, and despite you apologizing and explaining yourself, he seems to have taken it hard.

See, in your mind, it's just bizarre to imagine him surrounded by a bunch of little kids. In his mind, you were laughing because you believed him to be so effeminate, so girlish, that he couldn't possibly impregnate anyone. And he'd grown, in the past few years you'd known him, but he was still sweet-faced and willowy, so he felt like it was a double dig, both at his manhood and appearance.

You went home after class wondering how you could get Epel to forgive you, not expecting to find him standing in front of the doors to Ramshackle house. Grim points out that he's holding something, and you notice it too, but can't make it out from the distance you're standing at.

You shout out a greeting as you approach the door, pulling out your keys, and Epel turns to you with the most radiant smile you'd ever seen him give anyone. Foolishly, you thought he couldn't have possibly have still been upset with you, but you apologized again anyways and let him in.

He greets you by mentioning that he had gotten the go ahead to spend the night. You go along with it, even though it's a bit of a faux pas to invite yourself over. He is well aware that Ramshackle, despite being much nicer now than when you first moved in, is a lonely, lonely place and there are an abundance of strange critters living there, magical and not. You include Grim in there, jokingly.

Right as he's about to say something else, Grim interrupts him and asks if he's holding some kind of pie. Epel sighs, but it's a good-natured sigh. The three of you walk in and he places the tart, not pie, in the kitchen. You tell him you're going to get changed, leaving Grim downstairs with him.

When you come back, Grim is scarfing down a slice of that tart and there's a piece sitting next to Epel that he hasn't touched. He slides it towards you as you approach, says he wants you to try it because it's his grandma's recipe.

It's really delicious, something about the reds and oranges of the sunset coming through the windows and this wonderful confection make you a little teary-eyed. You tell Epel that he didn't need to bring anything, least of all something made with his grandmother's recipe, but he brushes you off entirely. Says it's his pleasure, even.

Usually, you would have offered to play some sort of card game, but Grim has completely fallen asleep at the table, and you're beginning to feel a bit tired yourself, so you excuse yourself to put Grim to bed.

You swear you were planning on going back downstairs to clean up the dishes, but you sat down for two seconds on your own bed and that was the last thing you remembered.

At least, that was the last thing you remembered until you felt that bleary awareness that comes with waking up. You know how when you wake up, you're aware of everything but paying no particular attention to anything? It was that, except as the seconds ticked by, you were growing more acutely aware of a disconcerting wetness between your legs paired with a feeling of... fullness? A stretch, something grinding into you.

You looked to the side, noticing Grim was completely asleep and snoring. You moved to sit up, coming to the stark and sudden realization that the weight on top of you was, in fact, not a blanket.

"Dumb bitch." That sounded like Epel, and his voice was white-hot against your ear, "I'm gonna show you just how virile I am."

You, understandably, begin to panic, since you barely know what's going on through this weird bleary haze you're currently under, but are aware enough to know that this is being done without your consent. You kick your legs and realize that they're in the air, your knees closer to your ears than you'd like.

You take in a breath to scream, because maybe, just maybe someone is standing outside, despite your horned friend leaving campus many years ago, and you're immediately thwarted by Epel's lips crashing against yours.

He pulls away to mumble, "I'm gonna make a wife and mother out of you."

Your head felt so heavy, and Epel chuckles at your expression.

"Go on ahead and tell me you won't make a great mama. I wanna hear it from you." His tone is light, mocking, even.

You can't muster anything more than a garbled series of noises that resembled pleading for him to stop.

He ignores you completely to kiss your sweaty temple, "Think I used too much a'that potion."

"Why?" You managed to ask, then louder, "Why?"

Epel doesn't answer you right away, but you feel his hips still and his cock twitch inside of you.

And then he says, almost happily, "Do you think it'll be a boy or girl?"

You don't get the chance to answer before he's moving again.

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123itsbri · 1 year

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I don’t watch Jojo but I am going to request the hot green jojo girl with D2

i didn't know what hot green jojo girl you were talking about so i drew the whole polycule

#ask bri #i'm guessing you were probably talking about jolyne #but to be safe #i'm having trouble drawing eyes recently so ignore that #i had fun otherwise!#jojos bizarre adventure #jjba #stone ocean #ermes costello #jolyne cujoh #foo fighters #foolymes #first time drawing ff and i didn't even give them a face......#art by bweets

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honeyflower-bellybower · 9 months

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okay so in episode 5 crowley says demons aren't good at spelling (they write "angle" instead of angel and then Shax gets "toast" wrong). In episode 1 there's a spelling mistake in Maggie's message to Az. Why would she even leave a note tbh? It's a bit unusual. It's almost like... they wanted us to notice. Also, again in 2x5, when Az enchants the people to forget and do as Crowley says, Maggie immediately tells him "are you trying to brainwash us?" or something, like it doesn't work at all. So yeah do with this what you wish anyway

#i've seen no theories about it #but there's no way this means nothing right?#good omens season 2 #good omens 2 #go2 #good omens #not really a spoiler #but to be safe #good omens spoilers #go2 spoilers

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abelle25125 · 11 months

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I cant believe the biggest plot twist of across the spiderverse was that the bagel guy from itsv was important

#i have genuinely not been able to stop thinking about this #i am once again obsessing over the most pathetic man in new york #thankyou spiderman you did it again #across the spiderverse #atsv #across the spiderverse spoilers #atsv spoilers #very light spoilers #but to be safe

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katrantsasoiaf · 1 year

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on twitter everyone is losing their mind about the alleged aegon the conqueror prequel and the supposed pitch about aegon being a "drunken lout" or something. but like

even if that was the case, they seemed bothered by the idea of aegon being interesting. like, most of the criticism of a supposed pitch that we have no information about besides one tiny tidbit with zero context. it's merely the idea that aegon i is anything less than "the most disciplined" of the targaryen kings or something. but aegon i is easily the most boring of the aegons in the story because he has no actual personality. i mean this so very genuinely.

aegon ii even with the small amount of characterization that he recieves in fire and blood, at least he had some defining traits and flaws, a character arc, and a downfall. aegon iii as well is a child at the end of fire and blood and got more characterization than the grownass aegon i. aegon iv is a terrible person, but we know so much about him and his actions and his relationships to other characters. aegon v is a main character of the dunk and egg stories.

meanwhile, aegon has no personality.

i saw the description, and being charitable, it could make sense for his character based on his supposed dream in house of the dragon.

mostly because i envision him as prince hal in this pitch. if you don't know, "prince hal" refers to the media critisim of the characterization of young henry v in shakespeare's plays henry iv, in which he is characterized as wayward youth who enjoys the company of petty criminals and wastrels. that is until his ascension in henry v in which he becomes this great warrior king who conquerors the french crown for england during the hundred year war.

basically the plot of netflix's "the king" with timothée chalamet (you know, the movie everyone in this fandom uses to make edits of book!jon snow, and fun fact, dean charles chapman aka tommen and tom glynn-carney aka aegon ii feature in this movie too).

so, i would imagine aegon the conqueror as a youth on dragonstone. his father, aerion, is ruling still and aegon is unmarried. perhaps he is like prince hal, with no real purpose in his life, just living his life up on the island with no responsibilities or burdens.

and then one day, he has his dream. of the white walkers, of the long night, of the prince that was promised. and perhaps it's this horrible dream that causes him to realize that he needs to end his past behavior and begin planning for the future, to prepare for the threat in the north. like how rhaegar found the prophecy and then decided that "it seems i must be a warrior", aegon will decide "it seems i must be a conqueror". and that's when we get him visiting westeros for the first time, ordering the painted table be made, etc.

or perhaps it's because of this dream that for a time he becomes a wastrel. much like his descendant, daeron the drunken who was also burdened with the gift of prophecy, who drank and whored to cope with the trauma of his visions. perhaps, aegon also sought to run from the burden of destiny in wine and ale. until he changed his mind and began his plotting of the conquest. maybe at the behest of his sisters, rhaenys and visenya, to not ignore his dream.

idk, but either of these would have the potential for character development. the idea that his mysterious (aka personality-deprived) characterization in fire and blood was due to a calculated transformation by aegon the conqueror to preserve his own mysticism. that he has not always been this person history views him as, but rather it was someone who he needed to become because he believed that he was required to by destiny.

perhaps i should have prefaced this post with the fact that i hate aegon the conqueror. and a show about the conquest is a terrible idea of a lot of reasons (a blackfyre rebellion show would be much better. honestly who do i have to pay to get a dunk and egg show?)

but this was the weird reason that fans latched onto that derives from the same problem a lot of stans had when hotd came out. which is that most characters in fire and blood are very bare bones, if they have any characterization to begin with. and readers fill in the blanks with their headcanons. but when adapted, the writers had to fill in the gaps themselves, and then fans get made when that doesn't match their headcanons. which to be honest, i do the same.

but until an actual synopsis is dropped, the outrage about aegon the conqueror's character assassination is ridiculous.

you need a character first to assassinate.

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shadowslocked · 1 year

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I kinda hope any dsmp stuff is just like…references or surface level stuff because I really like qsmp being its own thing. Like, it’s not a bad thing if Wilbur wants to carry stuff over I’m just like :/ at the idea of this turning into just dsmp 2

#qsmp #quackity smp #negative #salt #salty #pretty sure negative is a fine enough tag for any blocking #but to be safe

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spidertroupeart · 1 year

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A warning to everyone, I do occasionally draw gore and body horror! If you see a drawing of such from me and aren't a fan, can't say I didn't warn ya!

#donutarts #cw: gore #cw: body horror #warning #i very rarely meet people who have an extreme distaste #but to be safe #and so people don't get mad at me #here it is

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disastrouscanasta · 1 year

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Robert saying “Thomas” instead of “Mr. Barrow” when he finds out about his attempt is something so personal to me

#thomas barrow #downton abbey #robert crawley #rob james collier #hugh bonneville #Tw: suicide attempt #(Mentions)#But to be safe

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lunawlw · 2 years

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doodles of them :3

#personal♡#my art #toh #the owl house #spoilers #kinda not really. half my own / half promotional art #but to be safe

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scopop08 · 1 year

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Every time i read a fanfiction or post that feminizes Grian (especially in romantic ones with Scar or Mumbo) i get just a little closer to commiting a murder

#like. he's short but he's not this petite little helpless femboy that needs his boyfriend scar #please stop acting like in gay relationships one of them needs to be the woman / an obvious bottom #grian is a menace to society and a real criminal he is not a blushing and stuttering mess. he bites #anyway thats my thoughts at 6am #Grian #discourse #<- not really? it's more like my thoughts on something thats super common in the fandom #but to be safe #sco txt

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shpadoinkle-day · 2 years

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Ween v. South Park in Mean Magazine

06/06/00

From the new issue of Mean Magaizne (http://www.meanmag.com):

Mean: There’s the obvious similarities between Ween and South Park...

Matt: (mocking) Two bands of gay friends. Yes, um, the obvious similarities: "You’re all gay."

When did you guys meet?

Matt: When we did the Orgazmo record, and they did a little number for

Trey’s master work, and we sent them a scene where Orgazmo goes out and

tests the Orgazmo ray. We gave them very little direction, and we said

make it sound super gay, and they came back with this thing that was

just the most perfect fucking thing and the best part of the movie.

That’s when we met.

You guys are in a band called DVDA. Will you ever collaborate with Ween?

Trey: We really suck.

Matt: Yeah, we shouldn’t really talk about that.

You have to let the people know about “Fuck That Guy From Bush” and “I

am Chewbacca.”

Trey: Shut up!

Matt: Trey and I are trying to get the rights to this movie called

Megaforce, which is this shitty movie from the 80’s, and we were going

to talk to Ween about doing the soundtrack.

Gene: Are you going to remake it?

Matt: No, we want to do Megaforce II, like 20 years later. Have you guys

ever seen that movie?

Gene: No, what’s it about?

Matt: It’s the super lamest movie ever made.

Trey: It’s about motorcycles that can fly.

Matt: The big line in the ending is, “Good guys always win...even in the

80’s”.

Trey and Matt, what was your first Ween album?

Trey: My first one was Chocolate and Cheese, the one with the chocolate

titties on the cover.

Whose idea was that?

Gene: It was actually a bastardization. We were trying to get a gay

sailor to wear that championship belt. This is a true story. I think we

even got to the part of casting the guy, then Elektra got cold feet. We

had already had the belt made by this guy who makes heavyweight prize

title fight belts. So, we just ended up getting the next best thing,

which was a large-breasted model.

Dean: It was actually us. We weren’t man enough to do it.

Matt: Yeah, only someone truly gay would do that.

Gene: Totally.

What do you think about the Smurfs?

Matt: Fuck the Smurfs.

Trey: It’s not cool to talk about the Smurfs anymore. I think there’s an

indie movie that analyzes the Smurfs that you should check out. What’s

up with “Ice Castles”, the instrumental on the new album?

Gene: It’s was called “The Baroque Jam”, but it looked so stupid written

down. None of us would listen to a song called “The Baroque Jam.” It was

named that all the way to the mastering sessions, then it was called

“The Anal Plump Fairies,” then we changed it again to “Ice Castles,”

which was a movie. It’s a pretty bad title.

Trey: I heard a couple of these songs when you last played out here.

Dean: We started playing a lot of the new album on our last tour, so

basically we have nothing to look forward to on the tour.

Matt: Do you guys have to get in shape before you go touring?

Trey: Matt just saw Perry Farrell on a bike at an athletic center

because he’s going to go on tour.

Matt: It was 8:15 in the morning at Bodies In Motion, or one of those

types of places and there’s Perry with his little headphones on riding a

stationary bike.

Gene: We’re exactly the opposite.

Trey: Perry’s old now. You guys aren’t that old though. You’re the same

age as us, aren’t you?

Gene: I’m 29.

Dean: I’m about to turn 30.

Matt: Perry’s like almost 40, so he has to like you know...

Gene: My pre-tour routine is finding all the Valium and Xanax that I can

find...Percadan.

Matt: Mickey’s turning 30?

Dean: No, I am.

Trey: Are you bummed about it?

Dean: No, I’m not. It’s fine. I’m going to Jamaica, so I’m going to be

wasted.

Trey: I was in Hawaii for mine, and everyone’s like, “You know, it’ll

suck, but then you’ll be psyched to be 30,” and it’s been like three

months, and I’m really not psyched to be 30. Maybe you have to wait until you’re 40, and then you’re like, “You know I was psyched when I

was 30.”

Gene: I’m curious about DVDA. Is there going to be a proper release?

Trey: We had a sweet gig actually at Sundance, and we played for like

2,000 people. We played a song called, “Robert Redford Fucks Babies,”

cause you know that’s his thing.

Dean: How did that go over?

Trey: It went over really well. We played with Les Claypool’s Holy

Mackerel, and it was really fun. We would love to just be a band and not

do this fucking cartoon shit anymore, but we’re just sort of locked in

and we can’t get out of it.

Matt: When we get some stuff on tape I’ll send it to you guys. Some of

the stuff will definitely remind you of you guys, but not as good. Like

you guys when you were like 14. You guys when you were in 8th grade.

Trey: Was this the longest you guys took on an album?

Gene: This record’s been done for a while, but we actually intentionally

pushed it back because we didn’t have our shit together.

What were you guys doing in your hiatus?

Gene: Having babies.

Dean: Yeah, I have a kid. A little 14-month-old.

Matt: What do you think about Steely Dan coming out with a new record.

How much does that piss you off?

Gene: No, I bough it actually! It’s not very good. I’m pretty down with

Steely Dan though. When I was a kid, they were the measuring stick for

everything that sucked. I hated them more than anything, and now I thing

I’m getting old.

Dean: Same with me, it’s scary.

Matt: Yeah, I’m where you were when you were little.

What do you guys think about Night Ranger?

Matt: I don’t really think a lot about Night Ranger.

Gene: They’re right up there with the Smurfs.

I’m going to step back into the corner now.

Matt: (laughing) Yeah, it’s like early 80’s guy keeps stepping in and

asking fucked up questions. "What do you think about Jan Hammer?"

Trey: The question Matt and I always get is, “Are you guys starting to

hate each other now?” Do they ask you if you fight, and shit like that?

Dean: No, people are afraid to ask us that question.

Gene: That’s cause they want you to fight and hate each other.

Matt: Trey and I have never really gotten in a fight.

Trey: You guys have known each other since junior high, right?

Gene: Yeah, 8th grade.

Matt: So, do you guys ever get into fights?

Dean: No, we’re in psychotherapy.

Trey: It’s bullshit. Everyone asks us if we hate each other, and if we

say no, then they think we’re gay. Then they’re sure we’re gay because

we’ve been friends since we were 18 or 19.

Have any of you ever seriously sought group counseling?

Dean: No, Gene and I are just gay. There’s a lot of cocksucking.

Gene: The whole key to long relationships is communication. Well, we’re

exactly the opposite—we don’t talk about any of the problem areas and

nothing gets done. That’s kind of how we do it.

Matt: That sounds familiar actually.

Gene: It just builds and builds.

Matt: If you don’t start the communication it doesn’t need to go there.

It just builds and builds and it shapes you both into bitter, horrible

people. I think once Trey and I fuck, we’ll be much better friends. We

just gotta all start fucking. That’s what we should tell those guys who ask if we fight.

Trey: “Yeah, we fucked. You know, it was empty but since we’ve done it,

we’ve become a lot better and closer friends."

Gene: "Well, one night I was drunk, and..."

#trey parker #matt stone #ween #alt tv southpark #i dont have the rest but I've also seen snippets of this posted before here so probably someone else has the rest #but to be safe #im just posting what i find from old forums n shit idk #i have only skimmed this

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