my good friend Jonathan just informed me that he is going on an exciting work trip to Romania in a couple of weeks! I sure hope he keeps me updated about his travels, this could mean great things for his future:)

Statement of Amy Patel, regarding the alleged disappearance of her acquaintance Graham Folger.

(Not 100% happy with it. Perspective, my enemy)

why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you've ever seen

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

More pretty bugs! ✨

Gerry Keay (witch) - Luna moth Lady Sasha James - Atlas moth Prince Michael Shelley - Comet moth Lord Elias Bouchard - Green page moth Lady Gertrude Robinson - Smoky emperor moth based on this ask

me. me when a poem says something ive felt before

okayyyyyy. Wet Snorting creature.

The last time we were on a long flight, my wife and I invented a game we call "Little Guy."

You start a game of Little Guy by saying, "I'm gonna hand you a little guy." The little guy is some kind of baby animal you are imagining. "Oh," she might say in response, "Okay," and hold out her hands for it. I will then mime handing her the animal. This provides some clues as to the little guy's size, weight, and general ungainliness.

She then gets to ask questions about what kind of little guy this is, BUT NO QUESTIONS ABOUT HIS ACTUAL APPEARANCE OR SPECIES ARE ALLOWED. Qualitative questions, or questions about his behavior, are the only ones permitted. She can ask "Is he soft?" or "Does he seem nervous about being held?" or "If I put him in the bathtub, does he seem okay with that?" or "Would he like a lil grape?" or "Is he the sort of little fellow who would wear a vest in a children's book?" but not "Does he have fur," "Is he a reptile," "Is he from Asia," etc. Some questions are in a grey area so you have to follow your heart, but the point is not to identify the animal as fast as possible: the point is to guess the animal purely based on vibes + how he would act if he were in your living room right now.

And I'm not limited to yes or no answers! If she asks, "Would it feel appropriate to see this little guy in a propeller hat?" I can reply, "Oh no, he has a gravity to him. A bowler hat would be a more appropriate hat." Or if she asks, "Does this little guy have protagonist energy?" I can say something like, "he probably wouldn't be the main character in a children's cartoon. He'd probably be the main character's ditzy best friend who's always eating sandwiches, or something."

We're big Twenty Questions to kill time in a waiting room people, but Little Guy is more about the journey than the destination. It's got a different kind of sauce that's nice if "killing time" and "lowering anxiety" need to happen hand in hand.

In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble

This has been in my head for weeks i couldnt let go of it

The Count is readying the castle for his esteemed guest! There's much to be done.

pov: you're Mr. Bonzo

“imagine caring so much about fiction” imagine being so lame that you scoff at the timeless human practice of falling in love with art and stories

bought a mocha today and thought wow this is so magnus protocol coded

typed on a computer today and thought wow this is so magnus protocol coded

was transgender today and thought wow this-