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castle-dominion · 11 months

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c3x12 poof you’re dead

I loooove this. Mum was super excited abt it.

(clipping this) LANIE OMG ESPOSITO (I love him just lying over her like that, so cute) (the music is just so good & well designed) WAIT WHAT THIS IS INSANE THIS IS GREAT LMAO (those puppydog eyes XD) HE JUST TAKES A PHOTO OF HER (& they both know exactly where their phones are)

(clipping this too) Oh no not gina Oh No, castle wait esposito no wait wait & esposito’s just like

& his voice just jumps a fifth

I remember my magic phase. Still have some gear. Is ice cubes a sex thing? That’s why castle was all slammed against the window? (I made the sign of the cross & made use of the internet. Apparently it is just a kind of temperat)

As always I love their outfits. Esposito with his t shirt then hoodie then jacket, ryan with his cute pink, beckett just always fashionable, dr parish she’s just cute no matter what, castle in his usual style but I like the jacket...

Lanie says she does not like magic shows here (keep this in mind)

Lanie you were the one to tell javier not to look at you & now you’re checking him out? Hun...

Eliza’s voice is so cute & little.

Castle just bought himself stuff while there? ofc.

Wait ryan is wearing a pink suit, burgundy tie, but he is wearing brownish vest AND a suit jacket AND he is holding ANOTHER jacket. Girl what season is it? Must be cold.

Poughkeepsie?

RC: x-ray specs. I can see you naked. KB: How do you like my naval ring? RC: !! (clipping this?)

KR: Looks like somebody has a secret. JE: *gulp* secret? ah- What secret? KR: I can understand a guy not wanting to share~ I mean, some things are personal. JE: *puppydog eyes* JE: >:( How did you find out? KR: Dude everybody knows. *grabs paper without even looking* It’s all over page six JE: o-o *sighs in relief & then starts reading* *smiles* KR: Apparently he & ex-wife/girlfriend/publisher/Gina had some words, Loud Words, at le cirque & she stormed off JE: : ) that’s what he was talking about this morning KR: What I don’t understand is why he would try to hide it from us. (definitely fishing.) I mean, we’re like family. JE: Maybe he’s afraid of what we might think KR: *his little face* (clipping this?)

(apparently I clipped both at the same time)

Aspenall? That’s a drug.

Oof. Heck of a night for this guy.

*turns to castle for some reason* Why is she asking me that? RC: She wants to know if you have an alibi

RC: Did it take him very long [to read your mind]? No RC: didn’t think so

KB: Like this? *holds up phone* RC: *gasp!* You had your hand in my pocket & I didn’t even feel it?! Do it again. I reverse-pickpocketed my friends before. Stole one guy’s earbuds & put them in someone else’s pocket. idk why.

(CLIPPING ZALMAN’S WHEARABOUTS BC SHE almost MESSED IT UP)

So the only thing he killed last night were his brain cells

Ooh arson & explosives! Street performer! As a busker myself I have mad respect for this guy (maybe I should clip this? nah)

SHe wants me to make her husband disappear, that’s a felony, I can’t do that XD I’ll dine on water & ramen tonight, think of you Yo he disappeared! That was so cool! Alakazam, jackass!

So cool, a blacklight note!

Tobias strange is a cool name. When I was busking at the big festival a few years back I met this really cool magician, in fact three of them but one I’m thinking about most. He just grabbed a melon out of nowhere & I was standing behind the stage too so I wasn’t even seeing it from the audience perspective!

RC: He made a ferrarri disappear. KR: Why would anyone want to do that? JE: Yeah he was in town recently. awesome show, we loved it. (So esposito likes magic shows, & I’m assuming took dr parish there. rly cute but obv lanie doesn’t like magic as she said in the beginning of the episode.? Also tey’ve been together a couple of weeks now.) RC: “We”? JE: Yeah. Me & my buddy. (should be my buddy & me.) KR: JE: Ray. KR, hella jealous: you have a buddy named ray who you went with to a magic show. (Sounds gay bro.) JE, starting with a laugh: Yeah, what about it? KR: *standing there smiling at esposito* (Not clipping?)

This is sexy af. Also why can’t you write “voila” it’s barely even french it’s a loanword at this point. Regardless you should transcribe all other language stuff into the captions. (Same language, not translated. Translations can be onscreen anyways.)

All access pass

I love his accent. That’s so true bestie. I love hearing him talk about magic & explosives & stuff.

Ooh Lanie is so pretty. Tit for tat, castle!

Wow he just did the dad trick with a dad joke. WOAH ALEXIS that’s p cool. I’m easily impressed

In his soggy wallet was a soggy metro card. the car service thing was SOOO good

YO A SEXY SECRET DOOR! Ooh a zigzag box. KB: You would have loved my grandfather. *closing the doors to castle’s face* In fact, you remind me of him sometimes. RC, muffled through the box on his head: I’m flattered CSU is going to have a great time with this... Neat graffitti. (I don’t think I need to clip this)

Best trick ever!

Cool entrance!

This man is so lucky. Usually dead people have to play dead but this guy gets to play dead & play the twin brother! Accountant brother hiding the money Twin sense!! Love a good wallet photo. (& they were blond as kids) Lmao great twin joke

if this was a movie it’s not a movie!

(I knew it! the tracks were evenly spaced, just like sammy keyes book one)

I love Lanie. She’s like my older bro. Pink scrubs, pink gloves, my bro needs to wear a mask & I’d guess it would be pink too (tho I’ve never seen him at work so idk if his gloves & scrubs & mask are pink). Organophosphates??? What’s that? DSHFJKAHDSFH ESPOSITO MY DUDE JE, walking in from tha back, not expecting to see anyone except dr parish & possibly other mortuary assistants: Hola chica! I was in the ‘hood & I thought that we should talk about the *sees beckett. & castle* LP: TESTS THAT YOU HAD ME RUN KB: What tests? JE: DIfferent case. Hey I was just about to call you Thaddeus Magnus is a cool name. In fact, I have a friend+ who has one (or several) introjects of Jon the archivist from the magnus archives; this friend uses a wheelchair. Oh no, & a civil rights protester? This really IS my best friend! KB: You have an address? JE: *hands slip of paper from his nice notebook, I love a good notebook* KB: Thanks RC: Nice work JE: *finally able to exhale* LP: That was close (B’y it was obvious) JE: No. This is close *holds her physically close & kisses her while castle & beckett have literally only just left* (clipping)

Maybe he’s ambulatory & wasn’t in a lot of pain that day & was able to do that insane task but today he’s stuck in bed bc he used spoons he didn’t have.

(I think it might have been nice if they had him answer the door with crutches, a walker/rollator, or a cane. & then have his wheelchair by the door. & then maybe Castle could get a lesson.) New fanfic: once upon a time Thaddeus Magnus opened up the door to two detectives. He was using his crutches at the time since he usually never used his wheelchair within his house. The well-dressed man exclaimed, “Called it! The wheelchair was just an act!” Magnus’ eyebrows fell low over his eyes & he gave the man a sharp whack with his cane. ‘Just an act? You try doing all your walking with messed up muscles & a cane! You insult me again, accuse me of faking, & I will hit your other leg twice as hard!’ The woman had one hand on her belt where Magnus realized she had a gun, but she was also smiling. `See Castle? He’s just an ambulatory wheelchair user.` The end.

Castle don’t touch Great relationship. Specialty item designer for special trick designs for someone with more stage presence. Paid a fortune to get away with murder!

Oh yeah! Magic tricks are for little boys & teenaged girls, if you know what I mean. Like this is so cool! Lol “went out with a bang” I thought it was funny. (Also those eyes in this lighting holy crap coly crap hhhh) (NF/RC also has blue eyes but they are not as bright) Castle is just not impressed. Probably bc ryan stole his joke. (not clipping that) esposito not here bc he is on a date djskjdlkj

Lol just makes his phone disappear.

Love is built.

MR: Now you see him, now you don’t.

Why do they have ryan sitting there like that? Who directed him to be there like that? (y’all I think smth is wrong w me.) Ryan wearing pink again. & I’ve seen that shirt before, I like how they have consistency with outfits. I also think maybe he’s wearing pink bc last episode he proposed to his gal & they either want to make him look like he’s in love or they want to make him look gay to counterbalance the fact that he’s marrying a woman lol.

Interesting to me how people change their outfits, specifically esposito. Some days he comes to work wearing a chill short sleeved shirt with a collar, other times he comes in with the dress shirt & tie. The tie days it seems like he doesn’t wear his badge around his neck.

Sorry, I just really like costume design, I considered going into it at some point.

I’ve dressed in my whites to sneak into places w/o paying before.

JE, softly: You’re crazy, I’ve never tried anything like that (Girl don’t you remember the bdsm episode & lanie was just talking unashamedly?) (also women* take longer to climax than men* & often need different things than just boring stuff men do.) (*perisex, cisgender, hormonally typical) JE, seeing Ryan walking up to him holding some sort of magazine: Yeah. Ok. Yeah me too. Bye. (in a slightly louder, definitely deeper voice. More masculine & professional.) KR: *closes magazine* Who was that? JE: Coast guard. I was just seeing if they uh found the plane’s data recorder. KR: Hm. Did they? (staring at his partner, not where he’s walking) JE: Did they what? KB: *interrupts the convo* Ah, that’s what the magazine was for.

RC: Where was this photo taken? KR: Ah, you noticed.

I like this lady, she’s hot, well driven, well spoken, she can take care of herself, she has a killer haircut, & she didn’t talk to cops w/o a lawyer.

PONZI SCHEME???

... Now kiss

& being dead is the perfect alibi!

Oh yeah, he definitely would attend his own funeral. Mum suggested the priest. James Pendrick?? & ofc esposito & ryan are just on the other side, as always

Wow I hate this guy. (I thought that it was another magician who pulled a rabbit out of a hat)

Does he see something behind the non-see-through mirror? Is it that old glass ghost trick? alakazam, jackass. Ok but how did they actually do it? Was he behind the glass? Was he in the room? Who was he, where was he, how did this MFer not see it was a real person?

Is that LT?

Yo Tobias has a slammin jacket

Is rick going to buy a magic shop??

KR: Hey, can you uh? KB: Yeah sure Just casually signs the doc on castle’s back, just like the judge in s1. KB: So where’s esposito? KR: ha, take a wild guess. KB+RC: Lanie KR: Can you believe they still think none of us know? RC: Well let’s let them keep thinking that a while longer. The bubble bursts soon enough. KB: Not if you’re in it with the right person. RC: ...

I’ve noticed becks drinks bottled water... Oh neat a blood donation wall. Cool. I need to donate blood soon, it’s been a while. I just hope I have the iron for it. Lol remember when esposito just stole a cold pop? Oof phone breakup??

Motorcycle boy? Doctor motorcycle boy?

I love the little details like the fire excape plan WHOA OK FLOWERS.

So cute. (k so I’m gathering clips rn: I have two hours left before work but no space on my phone. Time to put my clips into tumblr drafts.)

#castle 3x12 #castle 3x12 quote #castle 3x12 spoilers

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1990jeevas · 2 years

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Hmm. I challenge you to write a ficlet with no dialogue and c!Niki

Note: i am not a baker. i hate baking. this is an anti baking blog-

Also, a sidenote to this note: my lore knowledge for cniki is spotty asf (as it is with most dsmp characters, my memory is Too Bad for this type of content) so im sorry if this sucks </3 i rly only write decent dsmp if its like. crimeboys angst with a side of sbi family dynamic but i love cniki so hopefully this isnt horrendous

At some point after joining the syndicate, when things had mostly calmed down and Niki had little to do, she grew restless and her hands itched to bake once more.

Well, itch wasn’t exactly the right word, because this was something she could scratch—it was more like a nagging feeling in the back of her head every time she saw the jar of sugar on her countertop, or found the near empty tin of cocoa powder in her cupboard when she went to grab a jar of jam for her toast. Even though she felt like she shouldn’t bake, for one reason or another, there was still a voice in the back of her head that urged her to try it just one more time.

For a long time, she couldn’t bring herself to. But after days and days of pushing past old ingredients and shoving dusty pans further back into her cabinets, the nagging feeling turned into what almost felt like a need.

So, with nervous hands, Niki pulled out two big bowls, and started mixing dry ingredients in one, while the other sat empty, waiting for use.

It didn’t take long for her to fall back into a routine of sorts—she had made this specific cake, a simple chocolate one with a light buttery frosting, more times than she could count—sifting flour and fluttering between countertops as she pulled powder after powder from where they had once been hidden away.

And as she worked, the tightness she had been holding in her chest for months now started to loosen, her sweater covered in cocoa and forehead dusted with baking soda from where she had carelessly brushed her hair out of the way.

By the time she had finished the kitchen was, quite frankly, a mess, but…she was smiling. Her cake had turned out good and even if the frosting tasted a bit too sweet this time around, she was sure somebody else would be happy to have some.

With a soft sigh, Niki slumped deeper into her chair, plate of cake forgotten as she leaned her head onto the table. Giving out pieces could wait, even if they were no longer warm. Afterall, there would be more cakes to come.

#shit self #dami writez #nihachu #c!nihachu #dream smp #fic #ficlet #btw anon. no dialogue is my strong suit <3 i suck at dialogue So Bad

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kkoongiee · 3 years

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txt reactions — they hurt your feelings ‹𝟹

prompt — every relationship has it’s ups and downs, you can work it out, right?

## angst, only kai apologizes woops % gn!reader % wc: 985 [ cursing, insecurities, txt sucks here ]

yeonjun and you had planned a date prior to this week, it was going to be one of his days completely free so he planned on spending it with you, well at least thats what you thought. it had been a good thirty minutes, which turned into an hour, then faded into three hours and you slowly started to lose hope. you had gone out and bought a new outfit, hair nicely done, and basically gone all out to look nice. the sun was down, so you just decided it’s time to go home. there were many couples on the street tonight, having fun and on dates meanwhile yours couldn’t even show up. yeonjun woke up to several texts, putting them off because he was supposed to be up like half an hour ago. he didn’t check them until hours later, finishing up another interview and having a quick break. yeonjun quite literally felt his heart drop into his stomach, your last message delivered was ‘forget it, don’t show up. i could understand you’re busy, but at least let me know before you make me wait hours for somebody who isn’t going to show up.’ he realized he hurt your feelings then, but at that moment he was also being called to come record, so he did.

soobin is usually the most loving boyfriend, he rly is just the whole package and you never rly considered urself a bother to him or anything, up until now. you had come without warning, welcomed with warm arms and it seemed he was happy to see you!! but then you heard the murmurs from beomgyu, ‘do they know you have your own life apart from your relationship?’ soobin cracking up at the remark, shaking his head. ‘i don’t think so, they seem to just be .. everywhere. it’s fine, but i just can’t stand to always have to be around them.’ suddenly you felt very embarrassed, throat tight and painful with a few tears springing to your eyes. you left your bag of stuff you had brought for soobin, hurrying to leave already. he went back to his room, expecting for you to be waiting there - empty. he noticed the bag on his bed, filled with an array of different supplements and beneficial vitamin drinks. it had a small note in the bag, ‘i know u and beomgyu have been practicing a lot!! so share with him :-)’ now soobin felt horrible, talking behind your back (which now he presumed you overheard) and you had been so sweet to care about his and his members health, while he just let you get hurt.

beomgyu wasn’t one to get upset a whole lot, definitely not at you anyways. he always took into account you were over-all a very emotional, sentimental, sappy person - this day in particular he didn’t. you two were arguing over something so little, it didn’t really matter but both of you had yet to let it go and it went on from there. ‘well i just wanted to do this one thing, but you don’t want to!’ ‘well i don’t want to do this anymore!’ and there he said it. he instantly regretted it, he couldn’t even tell what he was doing at that moment. you passed back the blanket he had pulled around your shoulders earlier, pushing it to his chest before grabbing your bag. ‘then fine, don’t.’ he reached for your hand, your own pushing it back. he let you leave, sitting back by himself wondering how he’d make it up to you.

taehyun had been gifted a bracelet from you, it was for his birthday and you had made it yourself. unfortunately today he had broke it, the bracelet snapping into two and the beads had fallen off. he told you about it, which the bracelet wasn’t hard to make really. ‘well it’s okay! it’s fine don’t worry about it, i can just make you another one.’ big mistake offering that to him. ‘no thanks, it was cheap and flimsy anyways, plus i can just do without one. i have other jewelry.’ you smiled at him, ‘oh. okay, well that’s fine too.’ you felt a little upset. you weren’t the craftiest, nor were you the best at gift giving - but you tried. so when you left the dorms, everyone else was also there waiting and could hear you guys (u both never ever closed the door plus u always talked loud) yeonjun looked at him, ‘that was .. cold.’ which taehyun was confused by, ‘you called a bracelet your partner made cheap and flimsy.’ taehyun now felt very dumb.. and very guilty.

huening kai isn’t mean like .. ever. all you guys ever do is fake argue jokingly, so it’s never serious and it’s lighthearted fun. for the most part, you two were the most cutest loving couple ever. so at first you were just trying to joke around with him after (obviously not knowing he had a rough day) and you were just going on like any other day. kai scrunched his nose at ur hands pinching his cheeks which u find cute, so you laid ur head on his shoulder. he moved his shoulder which caused ur head to slip, you whined trying to move his arm back (which u COULDNT because the boy had that shit locked in place) ‘i can’t be around you right now, at all.’ he got up quickly, leaving you to wonder what exactly you did. before you knew it you were crying because you two had never, EVER upset eachother. so after getting a breather and taking a short moment to himself, kai returns and once he notices you are upset he just wraps his arms around you instantly. no questions asked because he knows he hurt your feelings, hoping that a few hugs and kisses can make it up to you.

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stxphxn-strange · 4 years

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Living With all of This Pt. 2/2 | A Shrimp Gremlin Villain!Stephen fic

I’m genuinely surprised that i even got this done, but i rly like it so enjoy! this fic will have a bonus scene coming sometime soon👀 but for now, here’s this :)

SoHo, 7:31pm

“There you are! I was in the kitchen seductively eating shrimp without my desired audience,” Stephen said, entering the bedroom with a little pout. His expression faltered when he saw Tony in a near catatonic state on their bed, his eyes glassy and breaths shallow. He was laying on his back, holding Stephen’s body pillow to his chest. Said pillow was shaped like a mantis shrimp, enchanted to always feel like it just came out of the dryer, and named Danny for no reason at all. It was a prank gift from The Ancient One after Stephen complained about feeling lonely when Tony was traveling, and the sorcerer had no idea that Tony found it just as comforting to hug sometimes. “Tones?”

Tony hummed inattentively, making some kind of beckoning motion.

Stephen went to him immediately, resting his head on Tony’s shoulder and hugging him. “What’s wrong?”

“I panicked a little and just needed a minute,” Tony replied.

“Who do I need to kill?” Stephen asked.

“Nobody in the house, we just moved in.”

“Fair, but you’re deflecting.”

“It doesn’t matter, you’re making me feel better by just being with me now. Will you stay up here with me for another few minutes?”

Stephen nodded, softly kissing Tony’s hair. “Yeah of course love. Although if I have to devein someone like a shrimp, I absolutely will.”

Tony nodded. “Just not in the house.” He snuggled closer to Stephen, breathing him in and closing his eyes. After a few minutes, the genius sat up. “I’m going to change, that way my leave seems more like a moment of vanity than panic. I’ve been up here long enough that Rhodey will tease me for wanting to make a wardrobe change, but he won’t mean anything bad by it because I’ve done it before.”

Stephen nodded, frowning as he softly stroked Tony’s cheek. “Fair, but you don’t have to act so strong to impress everyone all the time. We all know how strong you are.”

“Not everyone believes it, though.”

“Including you?”

Tony was quiet for a moment. “Yeah, including me.”

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SoHo, 8:07pm

Stephen understood why Tony retreated to their bedroom when the meal actually started and some of the Avengers began to run their mouths. Being a personable and graceful host, Tony offered their guests a house tour and that’s where the problems started. Wanting to hide from all of that was more than understandable.

“You’re willing to prove to us that you were tortured in your own basement last weekend?” Steve asked.

“There’s nothing in the basement besides boxes of shit we’ve inherited, most of which are full of fancy dishes, stuff we haven’t unpacked, and a couch that’s too big for the living room in a way that looks odd,” Tony replied.

“Besides, who would torture somebody in a finished basement? How stupid do you have to be to do that? It’s not like the interrogation room in the compound, no offense Tony,” Stephen added.

Tony rolled his eyes. “I’ll drink my seltzer to that, I didn’t design that room.”

Bucky cleared his throat. “How big of a couch are you talking about? Alpine scratched mine beyond repair.”

“Is that why the couch in your apartment just disappeared?!” Sam asked, staring pointedly at Bucky.

“No Sammy, it just got up and walked out and into the streets of Brooklyn,” Bucky replied.

“We’ve only been on one date, you can’t call me ‘Sammy’ just yet,” Sam said. “But I speak for both of us when I say I’d love to take the house tour.”

“Okay, but you two are way too interested in our couch,” Stephen replied. “Don’t think that’s gone over my head.”

“And despite being too interested in Tony, you still got him tortured,” Steve muttered. “That hasn’t gone over my head, villain.”

Stephen stood up, angrily holding his glass in a shaky hand. “Excuse me? You’re one to talk, since you were the one who gave him up to begin with. Did you just have to prove to yourself that Tony won’t make a sacrifice so you pushed him into it? Because that’s not true and really low of you. I could say more than that but I promised I’d be civil, and much like Dr. Banner once said, you won’t like me when I’m angry.”

Bruce, who was holding hands with Thor under the table, nodded his head at Stephen’s quote and added a “Please don’t drag me into this.”

Stephen nodded at him.

“I don’t like you period,” Steve continued, ignoring his colleague.

Stephen smiled, but Tony could see he was really just baring his teeth. “The feeling is mutual. But! You are a guest in my house and I expect you to behave with some decorum and general decency for the rest of the evening, or we will have a problem. Mom, would you mind keeping an eye on things while I have a quick sidebar with Tony in the kitchen?”

The Ancient One nodded, looking at Steve with disapproval.

“You shouldn’t be alone with him Tony!” Steve called.

“And why not? I trust my fiancé and I feel much better being alone with him than I do being in a room full of people that you’re in,” Tony quipped.

The couple ignored Steve’s response and closed the French doors between the kitchen and dining room, stepping out of sight so that the guests (prying or not, even though almost everyone respected their privacy) couldn’t see their conversation. Tony immediately went to the back wall of the kitchen, leaning against it and sighing.

“I’m sorry,” Stephen murmured, going to stand in front of him.

“You’re not doing anything wrong,” Tony replied.

“Bullshit. I know when I do something that stresses you out, and I know me fighting with Steve is one of those things. I really am sorry, he just makes my blood boil and I know you don’t like to get into conflict with him and your reasons are valid, I just feel the need to put him in place,” Stephen said.

“I know. I don’t blame you, and we both know you’re always balanced in the middle of doing something shady and stressing me out. But I’m used to this from him and also a coward, which is why I just keep my mouth shut. It’s futile,” Tony whispered. He pulled Stephen in for a hug and began to rub his back in slow, soothing motions. “You don’t have to defend me Steph. No sense wasting your energy for a lost cause.”

“Tony, I hope you aren’t referring to yourself when you mention a lost cause. I heard that implication,” Stephen replied.

“I meant myself and the situation,” Tony said.

Stephen frowned and shifted their positions so he was the one hugging Tony. “I love you.”

Tony leaned into Stephen’s embrace. “I love you too.”

“I’m shoving Steve in the closet on the tour. Clint too. He didn’t do anything but I don’t trust him… he’s like a lobster,” Stephen said. “All slippery and cold and shit.”

“I’m not objecting to that. He’ll make my life hell at work, but—”

“No he won’t. I won’t let him.”

“How?”

“Vague threats. Harmless spells just to fuck with him. The usual.”

Tony frowned contemplatively. “You don’t need to do all of this, especially not for me.”

“Messing with people who deserve it brings me an adrenaline rush, but you know I’d fight for you with my dying breaths,” Stephen replied.

Tony shuddered. “Too soon.”

“Sorry.” Stephen sighed as Tony messed with his shirt collar, relaxing into the gesture. “As much as I love our friends, I can’t wait to have these people out of our house.”

Tony buried his head in Stephen’s shoulder and laughed loudly. “I know what you mean. Tour, desserts, and then we’ll call it a night? I’m exhausted.”

“The only thing I’m more excited about than pushing Steve and Clint into the closet is falling asleep next to you,” Stephen replied. “Let’s get this show on the road, shall we?”

link to part 1 here: https://ironic-iconic-strange.tumblr.com/post/617414786099134464/living-with-all-of-this-pt-12-a-shrimp

tags: @stark-strange-love @chocopiggy @daisypoisonpen @dinodaddy65

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odinsblog · 4 years

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i s2g i *hate* christmas shopping. and yeah i waited until today the sunday b4 christmas to do 80% of my shopping. its my own damn fault, i know

sometimes it just brings out the worst in me. im a people person under normal circumstances, but damn. imma vent a little

first of all, i vehemently hate wallmart okay? but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do so i physically went in there for the first time in years. its like a million aisles in there and no salespeople anywhere in sight. maybe im misremembering but didnt there used to be salespeople working at walmart?

and then off to burlington coat factory

hoo boy

if people are in a looooong ass line waiting to get rang up, why is there always that one mf shopper who gets completely distracted by some of the impulse items lining the way to the cashier? like i dont mind if im being delayed bc somebody is digging for change to pay their bill. thats fine. hell i would even probably pay the remainder of their bill for them if they arent way too short. i am *not* an impatient person. especially not during the holidays

but when people get so distracted in line that they leave a 5 yard gap, it lowkey irritates me. and you cant say anything to people these days. next thing you know either a) there’s a video of me on social media and im tryna explain to the public how “honest im not the bad guy here,” or b) i end up shot dead bc “big scary black guy made me feel threatened” and the all white jury says “yup odin is definitely black & therefore he looks scary af. youre acquitted”

and then, just as i was rly starting to get annoyed, this cute little kid just runs up to me, lifts his arms up and motions for me to pick him up

cute kid, but im black not stupid. so i kneel down and ask him where are his parents but he answers me in spanish and unfortunately im only monolingual so i just stand up and kinda smile at him and then he runs back off to wherever he came from. but a few minutes later he shows up again and yells “raaarw” like hes a little monster, and i play like im afraid of him but honestly im starting to worry about where tf his parents are bc kids get snatched up every day. and nobody in my immediate vicinity is acting like the owners of this little 2 or 3yr old kid

then he runs off again only to return several minutes later, and this time he raises his right hand way in the air like he wants a hi 5 and right as im about to give him some skin

the little mf hits me hard right in my balls and runs away like a coward cute little tyke

and now im just standing there in line. trying to look tough and not cry show any pain. trying not to look like im ready to go start a fight a toddler. trying not to look around and see who saw me get punked by a 3ft tall ball sack puncher

the parents never showed up

nobody even asked me if i was ok or if i needed any medical attention or maybe a drink

i skipped watching football for this

anyway i do not like christmas shopping

#a post about me #i hate christmas shopping

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dragimal · 4 years

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TROS thoughts? TROS thoughts.

just some thoughts abt TROS and the trilogy as a whole. I don’t actively talk abt SW much so this’ll prolly be p disorganized, but I just wanted to throw some thoughts to the wind lmao. also thanks @cobwebbing for bullying me into watching TROS as quickly as possible and also yelling abt all these jumbled thoughts with/at me

overall I rly liked it! with a lot of criticisms! and I’ll expand under the cut

so, as usual, everything reylo was p spectacular. Rey trading off her light-saber to Kylo? that last bombastic kiss? Kylo fading into a force ghost to presumably reunite w/ his family? the mutual healing of one another-- and in particular, Kylo not only sharing his own life-force, but that which Rey had previously gifted him for the stab wound??? the DRAMA! the ROMANCE!! I was going absolutely (mentally) HOGWILD during those scenes, AAAAA I couldn’t have asked for better! Rey and Kylo are totally gonna have a force-ghost honeymoon and I’m here for it

my one big criticism w/ anything involving them was Palp being Rey’s grandad. Star Wars has always had weird hangups abt bloodlines, so it felt very fresh to see the protag be a whole-ass nobody-- u don’t need to come from some line of force-sensitive heroes/baddies to be somebody! ANYBODY can be somebody if they choose to be! yeah, she technically still renounced her “evil blood” to be a good person, but it felt a lot cheaper than just letting her be a nobody that chooses that path. I feel like there’s a nugget of good to be found in her adopting the Skywalker name at the end (y’all know I’m a sucker for adopted family~), but compounded w/ all the other hangups w/ bloodlines, it kinda felt like another affirmation that only Skywalkers can ever be the big important heroes or something, idk

that all said, I don’t hate Palp’s existence in TROS, I just don’t want him related to Rey in any way. tho his existence was still a bit awkward at parts (Snoke was a clone? who were all those cultists in the stands around the throne? how did he even survive the first trilogy?? hello???). but overall I rly liked the idea that the reason Sith kill their masters is for some reincarnation-death ceremony. when u hold that against the fresh new cast of heroes in this trilogy, you get this theme of, “evil ideals are always the same-- stagnant and unchanging. good must evolve and grow to combat it.” if that makes sense? I just rly like that implication

it was weird how easily Kylo seemed to drop any connection to Vader? like when Rey knocked Vader’s mask on the ground, I thought Kylo would either feel angry that she almost destroyed it, or betrayed by the reminder that he was never rly talking to Vader anyways, or SOMETHING, but he kinda just left it there in the snow? it was just strange, after all the build-up

now aside from anything involving Rey and Kylo, everything else was..... well, it was abt as I expected. which wasn’t good, coming off the heels of TLJ’s treatment of anyone that wasn’t Rey, Kylo, or Luke. while JJ and Rian do a fantastic job w/ reylo stuff, they seem to just let everything else fall to the wayside, which is unfortunate in a lot of ways

for one, Finn is one of my favorite characters in SW as a whole, and it’s heartbreaking to see his character arcs fall apart before they even start (post-TFA). he has so much depth and potential-- enough to even be the main protag, as some have pointed out. while I don’t agree that he’s a better foil to Kylo (and that’s not just my reylo bias, like they rly don’t have the same personality chemistry or thematic conflicts imo), I could totally see a SW trilogy centered around him instead (tho idk if I’d be able to properly doctor the script to THAT degree on my own... 🤔...)

either way, Finn’s potential was rly squandered the last two movies, and I’d love to see that rectified. I’ve always been disappointed that Finn immediately went to shooting other stormtroopers in TFA w/o any hint of hesitation, so I’d ideally like to give him some conflicted feelings during TFA to start off with. then, I’ve always thought his plot in TLJ should’ve been focused completely on stormtroopers-- no casino, no fox-horse racing or anything. he and Rose would IMMEDIATELY sneak onto the FO ship from the beginning of the movie as undercover stormtroopers, gathering info for the Resistance and trying to shut down the FO’s tracking tech, while also feeling out the thoughts of fellow stormtroopers. maybe some troopers would be gung-ho abt the FO, while others would like to rebel but are too scared, while others still had never considered the option of rebellion until Finn planted just a little seed for them. however, by the end of TLJ, his efforts might’ve *seemed* useless, like the FO might’ve killed off any defecting stormtroopers. then we’d hit TROS, and Finn might be a bit colder, and bit more willing to kill stormtroopers, b/c even if he could convert them, he wouldn’t be able to protect them, so he might as well end it as quickly as possible. but THEN he’d meet the former stormtroopers-- not just strangers this time, but some of the troopers he’d met while on the FO ship in the previous movie! they’d escaped, and his efforts weren’t for naught! his actions still mattered, and continue to matter as everyone moves forward!

also, can I just say, fucking weird that Finn’s suddenly force-sensitive?? I’m not necessarily against him being force-sensitive, but I’m attached to the idea of an important character that doesn’t have any significant connection to the force-- he was just a talented dude! but even then, I think I’d be more open to it if not for how it was introduced. apparently, the only reason he (or any stormtrooper, as far as we know) defected is b/c the force told them to. no personal decisions based on morals or logic or even basal fear, just some “force-instinct”. that’s just.... so insulting to his character and the potential for stormtroopers, I’m reeling lmfao

Poe is an interesting case for me b/c I don’t feel any particular way abt him. like, he’s fine? but I care far more abt reylo and Finn than I do Poe, so I haven’t put as much thought into how I’d change his arcs, BUT I do have a few ideas. since I’d nix Finn’s casino trip in TLJ, I’d have Poe kinda take the helm of that-- rather than a slow crawl thru space on low fuel, the Resistance’s problem would be their space-jumping tech (+ the FO tracking them of course), so they’d have plenty of fuel to jump, but for some reason they’d have to recharge or re-fix something after each jump? so it’s more like a lil space roadtrip for Poe’s plot, where he’s jumping the Resistance to different planets, hiding their ships somewhere before the FO catches on, and waiting until the can jump again to the next hiding spot. all the while, Poe’s keeping in touch w/ Finn, trying to keep the FO off their tails for just a little bit longer, or gathering info on their plans. I rly liked Poe’s TLJ arc of, “sacrificing a few for the cause is actually kinda shitty,” so I’d like to keep that, like maybe he makes a few risky decisions while running? and then later, when Finn tries to sacrifice himself to the FO’s canon (in this case b/c he thinks his efforts w/ the stormtroopers didn’t work, so maybe he can do just this one thing--), Poe’s like Oh Fuck No and smacks him outta the sky. so Poe has this moment like, “wow, perhaps I’m not as ok w/ all this sacrifice as I thought? also I might have a crush?😳” and then in TROS he’s coming to terms w/ his crush on Finn (and Zorii’s like, *nudges* “OH-HO??~”), but Finn’s still a bit broken up over how everything w/ the stormtroopers turned out in TLJ, so he’s been difficult to connect to. then when Finn meets the former stormtroopers, he gains back some of that confidence in connecting to others, and he finally *sees* Poe for the first time in a while and it’s all romantic and junk heheh

tbh I don’t actually feel particularly strongly abt finnpoe as a pairing, BUT I rly like the potential it has for Finn and Poe’s respective character arcs, and especially how it could so lovingly tie into TROS’ theme of, “we are only as strong as we are together, and together we can beat this.” unfortunately, that theme in and of itself is also kinda awkward coming on the heels of TLJ, where the Resistance was abandoned by the galaxy when there was only a small fleet of FO forces to deal with, yet the galaxy comes to aid when there’s a fuckin billion FO ships w/ PLANET-DESTROYING TECH on-board each?? I know the 2nd movie’s supposed to be a low point, but the huge turn-around in TROS just doesn’t make a whole lotta sense to me, and I don’t know how to fix that one lmao

Rose is.... a difficult one. I rly want to like her b/c I love Kelly and she has cute moments, but TLJ already didn’t give her a lot to work with, and she had insultingly little to do in TROS. I think that perhaps she’d work well as Poe’s thematic foil in TLJ? Rose’s sister was one of the ones sacrificed under Poe’s direction, so she prolly wouldn’t be too pleased w/ that, and would bring up counterpoints to Poe’s risky maneuvers w/ the Resistance whenever they check in w/ him. then when Poe goes to rescue Finn from the canon, Rose’s words are what play thru his head. for TROS, I’d gladly replace C3PO or Chewie (or both) w/ her, lmao. I can’t necessarily think of an arc for her, but TROS was already juggling so many anyways, I think it would’ve been fine for her to maybe be a lynch-pin for the squad-- someone trying to hold everyone together through these dire circumstances, but everything starts to fall apart... until some significant moment where she helps pull everyone back together, thus completing the theme of the film. also I would’ve felt FAR more distressed if it was Rose that was supposedly on the destroyed transport ship (tho that scene was already kinda stupid like... why couldn’t Rey sense that Chewie wasn’t on there... hm..)

the Hux betrayal was obvious even from as far back as TFA, but it was weird he was replaced by a nobody we never met before and don’t care abt lmfao. I mean I don’t rly care for Hux at all, but I care even less for this stranger who has no personality lmfao

#star wars #the rise of skywalker #rise of skywalker #star wars tros #tros spoilers #I guess after I script-doctored the whole HTTYD series I realized I rly like doing that #who knew lmao #shut up ashley

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fluffyseapancakes · 5 years

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Oooooh can you do 84. What's behind your back with peter parker x reader (platonic or not i dont mind) in fact you can use any of the avengers rly (instead of peter or in the same fic) bte i looooove snatcher ❤❤❤

Aww thank you!!

84. “Show me what’s behind your back.”

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You loved giving gifts to your friends, whether it be for their birthday, Christmas, or no occasion at all, you enjoyed seeing their faces light up every time they opened a gift from you. Still being a young teenager and not having a paying job, most of your gifts were homemade or something from a thrift store. Sometimes Tony lended you money when there was something you really needed to buy, but other than that, you used your creativity and artistic skills to create a unique gift. After noticing how much you enjoyed making gifts, Tony cleared out one of the unused rooms in the tower and surprised you with your own art studio. He had stocked it high with all the art supplies that you needed and put in some state-of-the-art machinery like a kiln for firing pottery. You spent most of your waking hours in the room and everyday somebody got a gift waiting for them on their bed or by their Avengers gear. Everyone loved your creative and thoughtful presents and they always smiled when they saw you working away in your workshop.

Peter was around the same age as you and naturally, you two formed a close bond and became inseparable. For the last few weeks, Peter was majorly stressed out about a science project he had to create for the last assignment of the school year. Juggling the responsibilities of Spider-Man and a high school student caused him to fall behind so he begged Tony for a short break from training until he finished the project. Peter still came to the tower often to borrow some science equipment and get feedback from Dr. Banner, you quietly watched him spread out his project on the floor and writing complicated equations and testing his hypothesis. You desperately wanted to play video games or read comics with him, but you knew this was extremely important for your best friend so you kept quiet and made him hot chocolate whenever he got too stressed.

The day of the big presentation arrived and Peter slept over at the towers the night before to fine tune his experiment and made sure there were no flaws. Both Tony and Bruce went over the project and even they were impressed by his hard work. Peter raced out of the tower and promised that he would text you when he was done with school. It was now 3:23pm and school had let out about ten minutes ago, you anxiously sat by your phone while forming a small teacup out of clay on the pottery wheel. Finally your phone buzzed and you quickly checked your messages.

Stopping by in five minutes, project went amazing :) -Peter

You grinned and picked up a small wrapped present you have been working on and raced up to the main living room of the Avengers tower. Peter was already up there by the time you stepped out of the elevator and your heart soared with happiness as you saw the ecstatic look on his face. Tony was standing next to him with a similar expression and had a congratulatory hand on his shoulder. You hid the present behind your back and approached the two men in the middle of the room.

“How did the presentation go?” You smiled up at Peter who somehow grew almost a foot taller than you in the last couple of years.

“Absolutely amazing! The teacher was so impressed that she wants me to submit it for a national science competition that could get me a grant to actually turn it into a real experiment!” Peter was practically buzzing with excitement and your eyebrows shot up in surprise. His project was about repairing severe injuries and damages to major organs with the help of, in his terms, “Hulked up stem cells.” If he did win this competition and if his experiment was successful, he could completely change the direction of medicine.

“Oh my god Peter, that’s wonderful!” You squealed, holding the present behind your back with one hand and hugging your best friend with the other.

“Thanks Y/N,” he grinned and playfully poked your belly, “Now show me what’s behind your back.”

“It looks like a present Pete,” Tony chuckled, “and it’s very rude that Y/N is hiding it from you.”

Peter smirked and stepped forward, “you’re right Mr. Stark, I should teach her a lesson on manners.”

“W-wait you guys-,” you were cut off with a squeal as Peter latched onto your sides and playfully wiggled his fingers. You tried to step back but Tony grabbed your shoulders so you couldn’t move from the spot. The grip on the present loosened but you held on tight, not wanting to drop it on the floor. You squirmed into Tony’s grip and cried with laughter when the wiggling fingers moved up to prod at your ribs. The ticklish shocks shot up your spine and your belly started to ache from laughing.

“O-Ok! You can take it!” You desperately handed the present to Peter and Tony let go of you with a laugh, you stepped back and tried to rub the ticklish sensations away, giggles still pouring out of your mouth.

Peter smiled and gently opened the present. His grin widened even more as he saw what was in the little box.

“I made one of those science beakers out of clay and put a key ring attachment to it since you’re always losing your house keys,” you looked up at Peter, hoping to see a reaction from him.

“Y/N I love it!” He beamed at you and scooped you into a hug so tight the air escaped from your lungs, “This is the best present ever.”

You laughed and hugged him back tightly, “You deserve it Pete.”

Tony playfully coughed and tapped at his watch, “Peter, you should tell your good news to Banner, unless you two were planning on canoodling for eternity.”

Both of you blushed furiously and let go of each other, Peter laughed shyly and rubbed the back of his head in embarrassment.

“Yeah I should Mr. Stark,” he followed Tony back to the elevator and he turned his head to look at you.

“Mario Kart race when I get back?” He suggested hopefully.

“Oh you are on,” you winked at him. You watched Peter disappear into the elevator and you silently shook your head, Oh Y/N, please don’t tell me you’re falling for him.

#prompt #present #reader x peter parker #peter parker #tony stark #fluff #ticklish!reader #reader insert

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saercms · 6 years

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so i’m abt to make the most lacklustre intro for myself and my muse in a While.. i promise i’m not as boring as i might seem in t-2 seconds glkjsdfk but hey guys !! i’m lia, a uni student from a v bizarre tz if i do say so myself, and i am Never prepared for anything — case and point, i still haven’t changed the sidebar pic for this blog, and i only changed it to saerom’s like, an hour ago SKDGFGJDKFS i don’t have any pages up yet, but i will soon so sit tight while i sort them out ! anyways i’m literally copying my small key points thing i had for her when i was gonna use her on an indie.. but never fucking did, y’know, like a good mun ! so forgive me if they’re a little.. :/ messy skgdjkdfg so here’s my chaotic leo, a bitch who prob has a knife kink and is perhaps one of the least-liked people in her gang and beyond !!!

*✧･ﾟ [ PARK CHAEYOUNG, CIS FEMALE, SHE/HER ] So, KANG SAEROM, you think you have what it takes to join ROSE GOLDEN? At only TWENTY-TWO, I hope you know what it is you’re signing up for. There’s more too it than just the reputation. Being CANDID might help you out, however let’s hope they don’t get tired of you being CUNNING. Good luck to you. [ lia, 18+, gmt-3:30 ]

fun fact: i waited until some of you posted yours just in case i had to edit mine bc.. romy originally had some psychopathic tendencies ( which with her soon-to-be disclosed criminal bg is.. Yikes ) and was kinda Fucked. the look of this rp, for me at first, made me wanna scale her back a bit bc i thought she would’ve been too dark/chaotic/whatever otherwise but ! we’re sticking to the original !

ok so kang saerom is.. a piece of shit KSJGFDS

grew up in an overall loving, middle class home with her parents and big brother

baby of the family and got away with everYTHING

much of her early bg is still underdeveloped but she was a fairly average kid ??

when she grew older, she was neck deep in this desire to always get involved in dangerous shit, like

idk who or what corrupted her still.... but she got corrupted quickly GKJDS

graduated high school and p much abandoned the family, went off and decided to con people for a living for a while

not like she wasn’t lowkey scamming people back in hs however.. hs kids could scam people, idk sfgjkfd

she also dealt drugs to boot ! got in with whatever group of fellow grifters she met when moving around and rubbed elbows with a coke supplier one of them was good with and it just went from there ??

we love a businesswoman !

at some point in that stint, she found rose golden and.. yeah, that’s where she wound up fdfgj

she’s been with them for about two years and has sort of climbed up the ranks to be one of their hit(wo)men.. which makes you think “ lia, aren’t you being a bit too Cracked and making her a criminal mary sue ? ”

to which i say no......... and i’ll tell you why

can you tell that the antonio garza effect affects me too ?? anyways KSDGJGKDS

as i said, romy is That Bitch who goes to the next extreme in what she does, anything for a power trip, so the more illegal or dangerous in this case, the better

it comes from this feeling of boredom and she def got bored of the drug gig, so she thought of the other roles within the group and ?? murder sounded fun ig ?

DFKJFKL but ofc she had to be trained and shit, but she had the sneaky part down so. it involved Everything Else

but yeah, now she kills people for the gang ! fun !

which.. is kind of a jump from selling coke, sure, but nonetheless —

PERSONALITY AND SHIT

just so we’re clear, when she was younger, romy def didn’t exhibit as many of her messier traits as she does now, but she did have a way with deceit and a sort of glibness, although it could be rather genuine more than it was fake ( like it is now )

but we’re here to focus on present!romy so.... yeah dsgkjgds

one thing she isn’t is completely without self-control; she carries herself in a cool and collected way and isn’t prone to Snapping for little or sometimes good reason, emotionally or physically for that matter

but killing a man for taking the last chocolate glaze ?? not as unlikely as you’d think !

.. same can be said for taunting or challenging people

or starting a physical confrontation to prove a Point, etc

so there’s still some leeway there

p detached, couldn’t care less abt most people ( some of which might even be in rose golden but anyways )

can be promiscuous...... we’re gonna leave that there KGSDJDG

i will say that she’s sexually fluid though so !! ladies hit her up !

and men too ig........ as long as you’re not musty

she’s also rather callous and snide, clever and self-involved

v versatile ( keep her track record in mind folks ! KFSDGJGDF ) and is responsible where she thinks it counts, for example her role in the gang

she hasn’t rly felt guilty for her actions.. like ever but i wouldn’t discount such a thing as being impossible

she’s honest where it counts, and sometimes beyond that, despite her still being prone to lying ( which, y’know, is good in her situation ?? sgklgsdjf )

she def thinks she’s Somebody by now........ and try as some might, you can’t rly put her in her place from that standpoint SGDFKJFDGS

anyways i suspect the senior members of the gang get annoyed with her bc of her moments of Clear disorder so perhaps she’s on thin ice ? perhaps not ?!

so that’s everything i can think of typing for her rn, albeit p all over the place and Negative sdfkjgkdsf but if you’d like to plot, hmu ! i’m also over on discord and don’t mind giving out my username !

#pabintro #╳┊: — welcome to chili's ! •「 ooc ! 」#oh my god.. i've finally settled #SDFKGJDFGSK #watch me have a meltdown over something within it and delete. i'm clueless af sdfkgd

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fartandsoul · 6 years

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this would b rly cute w sonyamary: "I almost asked you to the Winter Ball in high school fifteen years ago, but chickened out, but now we’re both home for Christmas and single and maybe we’ve got a second chance?"

is kj.....answering asks again......(the answer is kind of)

“sofia? sofia rostova?”

the voice sounds familiar, but in the midst of the coffee shop chatter, sonya can’t quite place it. she looks up from her coffee and tries to keep her mouth from falling open in surprise. is that...?

“hi, i don’t know if you remember me...mary bolkonskya? we went to high school together.”

shaking her surprise away, sonya gets to her feet and hugs mary. “yeah, hi! i didn’t expect to see you here--how are you? how’s andrei?”

“he’s fine! actually, i’m here getting coffee for him before i pick him up at the airport.” mary checks her watch. “he’s home for christmas, like me. how are you?”

“i’m good, but don’t let me keep you if you have to get going,” sonya says.

“no, no, i have time. i wouldn’t have stopped otherwise.”

the silence lasts half a beat too long this time, and they both begin to speak at once.

“it’s-”

“well-”

“sorry, go ahead.”

“i was going to say it’s great to see you again,” sonya says. “and here of all places.”

“what do you mean?” mary frowns, looking confused.

sonya realizes a second too late that there’s no good way to say i used to come here every day to study just because you used to stop in for tea sometimes and i still remember your order (medium lavender green tea, extra hot) fifteen years later.

she adjusts her scarf while her mind flails for something to say instead. “oh, i thought you used to work here...maybe i’m remembering someone else. it’s been a while.”

mary laughs. “that’s okay.” a shout from the barista calls her attention away. “oh, that’s andrei’s drink -- i have to go, but i hope you have a great holiday.”

“thanks,” sonya says, wishing she could disappear. “you too!”

mary leaves with a wave, and sonya sits to nurse her now-cold coffee.

god. she’s still so pretty. she sighs, trying to go back to the article she was reading before mary showed up to derail her thoughts. but her mind won’t stop whirring, bringing up memory after memory that she hasn’t recalled in years but which now resurface easily.

***

winter ball posters blanketed the halls in blue and white. sonya tried to ignore them as she pushed through the crowds of students with her head down, but it was impossible not to think about it when a new Big Ask happened every five minutes. cheers at the end of the hall told her that another one had just said yes.

sonya sighed. she would have just gone with nikolai as friends, but he was already going with vaska, and natasha was going with pierre, so she couldn’t tag along with them either. it was just her. no date. and no dress.

natasha had gone dress shopping a week ago and found something beautiful in minutes, of course, but sonya hadn’t tried anything on, no matter how many dresses natasha held up in front of her with a squeal of, “oh, you would look so pretty in this!”

she deposited books into her locker with a thud, but the sound of the next door locker opening sent a bolt of anxiety through her. shit.

“hi, sonya!” it was mary. tall, willowy, beautiful as ever, and flashing that smile as she leaned over from her locker.

sonya’s mind rocketed into orbit, unnecessarily conjuring a scene of mary in a dress, arm in arm with sonya as they stepped into the gymnasium, which was decked out for winter ball. sonya pushed the image away. mary wasn’t all that popular either, but she was far too smart for sonya.

“sonya? you okay?”

sonya blinked. “yes, fine.” her gaze flicked upwards, anywhere but mary’s face, and landed on one of the posters. “do you--i mean, are you going to winter ball?”

“i wasn’t planning to,” mary said, looking away.

“oh.

“are you?”

“no, i wasn’t going to either,” sonya said. ask her! screamed her brain. with a deep breath, she opened her mouth again, but the bell rang and mary closed her locker.

“see you,” mary said, and walked away, head down.

***

an hour has passed by the time sonya starts her car, and the sunset gleams behind the moscow rooftops. less than a week until christmas, and then...what? back to late nights alone with the cat and a book, back to early morning carpools to the nonprofit with pierre and natasha, back to matching her socks to her scarf every day even though nobody would know.

not a bad life, really. she loves the last tendrils of sunrise that she gets to watch on the drive to work as she sips the hot drink natasha always presses into her hands when she slides into the back seat. and she loves the cat, no matter how much of its hair she has to brush off her uniform in the mornings.

“i just...i want somebody to know what socks i’m wearing,” sonya says to the air. somebody besides the cat who will greet her as she slides her shoes off at the end of the day. it’s a tiny thing, but it hurts sometimes.

sonya parks and takes the stairs to her apartment. inside the door, she kicks off her shoes and stares down at her socks: black and white checks to match her black and white scarf. the cat obscures her view a moment later, winding around her shins.

she reaches down to pet it absentmindedly, then, on impulse, pulls out her phone. it’s been fifteen years, but...

sonya (7:15 pm): hey, i know it’s been a while, but do you still have andrei’s number?

natasha (7:16 pm): yeah, of course! he was just texting pierre that he’s back in town for christmas. what do you need it for?

natasha (7:16 pm): attachment, contact card: Andrei Bolkonsky

sonya (7:18 pm): thanks!

natasha (7:19 pm): no wait you have to tell me what’s going on

sonya laughs and swipes natasha’s message away. if this works out she’ll have a lot more to talk about later. she inputs the number into her phone, types a message to andrei, and hits send.

a quick series of texts later and she has it. the contact icon is depressingly blank, but sonya can still see mary’s smile in her mind’s eye. her thumb hovers over the keyboard, and she’s gritting her teeth in preparation to type when the phone starts ringing. an unknown number.

“hello?”

“it’s mary. andrei told me you wanted my number?”

sonya almost drops the phone. “yeah, i-uh, was just thinking i should have asked for it earlier when i saw you,”

“i was thinking the same”

“would you-would you want to get coffee sometime? while you’re in town?”

“yeah! yeah, sure, i’d love to catch up”

sonya closes her eyes. after all, why not? why not? “yes, that would be great too, but i was thinking more of...a date.”

the silence lasts only a second, but in sonya’s mind mary takes years to respond. “i...i’d love to.”

the rest of the call is a blur. sonya hangs up minutes later with her hands shaking, the smile on her face beginning to hurt her cheeks.

sonya (7:49 pm): tasha, i have great news

#the real question is...is kj not fucking. seasonally depressed anymore?#is it over for this year?#the answer is who knows #is this version of mary incredibly ooc for no discernable reason?#the answer is fuck yes but i'm publishing this anyway #sonyamary #tgc #tgc hc #my fic #kj speaks #fic and hcs #Anonymous

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tmabutlesbian · 3 years

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this is a kinda personal post and I’ll be talking about my own mental health but because of covid i cant see my friends, we all know we talk better to each other when in person, we’re all kinda waiting to spill the tea and dump everything on each other when we next meet, so. I need a place to. Place. My thoughts?? To vent. I’m gonna vent so. This is your warning.

(VERY LONG POST ahead so. Yeah.)

Some time ago, I asked a blog that I won’t tag cause. I feel like, i have to be on my best behavior around this person? But um, basically I asked them about like, adhd and stuff and they decided not to answer (which very much fair, mistake on my part truly) but! They did help me get like a little help to talk about it, because I’ve been learning more n more abt neurodivergency and I just felt like every adhd post just hit way too close to home too regularly to be normal so! I got help and then... because of other very useful developments with my family, I got to see a therapist!!

And i love her to bits!! She’s so fun, sometimes a bit too energetic for me but she’s very cool! Our first session isn’t very useful for this post so let’s skip over to session 2. I wanted to go to therapy for my possible adhd, right? And i told her that and she told me that she has been diagnosed with adhd! Which is so nice!! I was afraid of not being able to explain it? Mind you, our country doesn’t have english as the primary language so i was afraid she wouldnt know about it or something. But she did ofc.

So then we started talking, I tolde her some stuff, she did the same, and her symptoms were very ‘severe’ (i guess its the word? we used that word so im gonna use it). Like stiches and getting hurt all the time and bruises and. I dont have that. She told me it doesnt change anything, adhd is a spectrum so its gonna be different for everyone. So anyways, she ends up saying she can see some things that could be adhd, but she needs more stuff, so she gives me a task of writing down stuff that i think may be weird stuff that i do that may be adhd or smth else.

And. I did it? But it was HARD like so hard to do it, cause so many things repeated themselves (like everyday), i would be like ‘oh ill remenber afterwards!’ and then i wouldnt so it was a mess. Combine that and im inability to fucking explain myslef and youve got a big load of shit.

But i did have some stuff there that i thought could be smth so. I just went with it, was honest with her, and in our session 3 we got to reading my stuff.

And it was. Very unhelpful? Just, useless i guess for a ton of reasons. Like, every single one or the majority of things that others talked about and said they were symptoms or things that ppl with adhd do/have or just other stuff really, she kept debunking them? And lots of shit was said and i get very weird thinking abt it so basically...

She told me that I’m probably not adhd, just hyperactive. And very tense, thats why my chest hurts all the time n stuff. I run around a lot, i move a lot, so im hyperactive. She told me that if i do have adhd, then its so... light? That it doens’t even affect me much and i can just live my life normally with it (we’re still working to see if my chest pains r rly tenseness or smth else but yh).

And it’s. Weird. Because i dont wanna have adhd, if i can help it i prefer to live with any disorders/illnesses/whatever. But i guess i just felt very lost? I kinda just, didnt wanna read anyhting i had anymore because, what was the point? Everything boiled down to me being: hyperactive, tense, and weird. And that’s it. Idk why i feel so bummed out for, what, not having adhd???? like??? thats great! I just feel so lost and confused. Everytime i see a post abt adhd and i relate im like ‘do i rly relate to it? this person suffers everyday with adhd, you probably dont even have it, why are you relating to this person if you can live normally, only with some weird quirks here n there?’. Idk. Its so weird, weirdly discouraging.

I just think that a lot of what i read abt these things i dont rly get!! What if what i thought i related to is nothing like that at all? What if im misreading everyhting?? Do i even relate to this really? Do i truly feel like this, and this, and this???? I’ll read smth and ill get what that person is saying but, like!!! For example: breakdowns, mental breakdowns. I understand what they are. But do i really?? Have i had them before?? Wouldnt i know?? How does it feel like?? And its not like i can just ask these questions like these because theyre so personal!!! I dont understand all the medical stuff, fuck!!

Another thing is that, apparently, i already have ways to help myself?? Like me jumping around and running around my house helps my tenseness (i dont think so but we shall see), which in turn means im helping my hyperactiveness??? I dont understand. If im already helping myself, if im already so good at managing this shit, if im so. ‘stable’. Why do i feel like smths wrong with me?? Just not right. i dont fucking know. I dont know anyhting i feel like, it stresses me out so much.

What if ive been bothering these ppl with my questions when there wasnt anyhting to worry about?? I feel so stupid. Talked to my friends abt if ffs. Fuck.

This genuinely makes me so upset and i cant rly breathe right, right now? my chest’s feeling tight again so i dont fucking now. Im bitter abt it which is so stupid too. She’s helping me ffs. Fuck.

I dont knwo what to do with this post but ill keep it up. I dont care about reblogs, do it dont it, its same shit just dont be a dick in the tags/comments. This is upsetting to me, but im hoping somebody may know. smth??? idk. Im just lost rn.

#tmalesbeen talks #personal #ok to reblog #dont know how i feel abt this yet i just. dont wanna bother anyone with this shit if im not even like. part of the community yknow?#makes me feel like a fucking asshole #its not like 'oh i dont wanna be a normie cause i guess mental disorders r cool n fun' or some dumb shit like that #i just dont feel very. right most of the time. not wrong per say but not right either.#idk idk idk

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pindaleng · 6 years

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All of the 70 asks thanks :-)

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

It’s dece!

02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?

With all three words? And not “lurv” or “luv”? And in person and not text? Yikes idk maybe my mum

03: Do you regret anything?

Regret is a strong word for all the little things that haunt my mind example responding to someone’s “nice to meet you” with “oh haha… um you too” with a slowly fading voice

04: Are you insecure?

aRe YOu INsEcurE¿ No what gave you that idea

05: What is your relationship status?

Single and ready to be alone forever

06: How do you want to die?

Preferably shot while shielding someone with my body and then bleeding out in their arms while they tearfully say wow ur heavier than u look.

07: What did you last eat?

Yummy Lindt truffle cappuccino flavored *heart eyes*

08: Played any sports?

Ooo dabbled in lots! Basketball, swimming, tennis, karate (is that a sport?), volleyball, and football

09: Do you bite your nails?

Nah but once I tried to before my piano lesson to trim them by biting right before my piano lesson so my teacher wouldn’t admonish me for my long nails

10: When was your last physical fight?

I punched a kid in the arm for beating me in Mario Kart once but she didn’t punch back so don’t think it counts as a fight but like literally my closest thing

11: Do you like someone?

Like a million celebrities

12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?

Lmao no I can barely stay up like five before needing a nap

13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?

Stable genius

14: Do you miss someone?

My frandssssss

15: Have any pets?

No :

16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?

Shleepy and stressed

17: Ever made out in the bathroom?

Shucks no but all the fics make it sound amazing

18: Are you scared of spiders?

Irrationally yes but like calmly I can respect their space if they don’t crawl on me or touch my food

19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?

I’d go back and tell past self to watch vine while it’s happening so you’re not left out of all the references in the future

20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?

Their house haha lmao lol

21: What are your plans for this weekend?

Move back to school and mebbe go to a sports game

22: Do you want to have kids? How many?

Idk cuz like it’d be cool to raise a tiny human but also RAISING A TINY HUMAN ASDJFKL; But if I do, at least two cuz sibs I think sibs r gr8

23: Do you have piercings? How many?

7 ;) jk only two, one on each ear

24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?

Math on my good days! Physics in high school but then college happened and that flew away like a sparrowhawk

25: Do you miss anyone from your past?

Many! Talking to the master of holding on to things here

26: What are you craving right now?

Affection. But will take pizza as consolation prize

27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

Definitely

28: Have you ever been cheated on?

Don’t think so!

29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?

Um probably not but who rly knows

30: What’s irritating you right now?

@Michael what do you want from me

31: Does somebody love you?

What really is love

32: What is your favourite color?

Red. Like blood

33: Do you have trust issues?

Answered in previous ask but if you need a reminder the answer is woohoo yes! :)

34: Who/what was your last dream about?

Sophie Cookson don’t wanna talk bout it

35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?

@blackdowning Yikes that was embarrassing sorry

36: Do you give out second chances too easily?

Nope most of the time people deserve second chances and third and fourth and fifth and

37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?

Definitely forgive I can remember stuff for five centuries for every single transgression made towards me don’t wrong me I’ll bring it up on your deathbed

38: Is this year the best year of your life?

It’s only been like eight days calm down don’t pressure me

39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?

Big ol two - oh

40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?

Yikes nope

51: Favourite food?

Sushi! Could eat that ish foreverrrr

52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?

Maybe some things but not everything? Like was there a reason I dropped my phone trying to take something off the shelf? Yes and that reason was clumsiness.

53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?

Go on tumblr

54: Is cheating ever okay?

Idk I have a daydream/headcannon that there’s this one spy that has to for the sake of national security so good for the country but kinda messes up the family yikes

55: Are you mean?

I think I’m pretty average yeah

56: How many people have you fist fought?

None :(

57: Do you believe in true love?

Yessssss

58: Favourite weather?

Sweater weather! Or non-sweaty tshirt/shorts weather

59: Do you like the snow?

Fresh snow omg yes sign me up

60: Do you wanna get married?

I think so? Tax benefits pls

61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?

Um dunno since it hasn’t happened. I do like pet names tho so idk.

62: What makes you happy?

Other people being happy!

63: Would you change your name?

Umm maybe if it’s super cool but I’m also v attached to my name

64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?

Yikes yes

65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

Stab them and yell what’s wrong with you. But actually probably just pretend I don’t know until I can’t and then get real stressed and maybe cry. Wait, do I like them back? Cuz that would change things. Also wait is this current bff of op sex cuz hahahahahhahahahahahahah refer to first statement.

66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?

Pretty close I’d say! But like what really is my complete self yk

67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?

In person? My dad

68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

Um my friend Alex!

69: Do you believe in soulmates?

Yep

70: Is there anyone you would die for?

Lotz of people! Not a huge selection barrier

Asky me thingys

#asks

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yoonminist · 7 years

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crush stories p2 (💕tell me about your crush 💕)

I used to have a crush on my brother friend, I maybe still have a small crush still there, and I don't think I will ever really still having feelings for him. I developed a crush on him when I was in the sixth grade and it stayed until my 11th grade. I honestly thought he liked me as well, he showed the signs, but I think maybe since he was my brother friend, he didn't want to ruin anything. Did you ever feel that way about a guy? Or girl? I don't know about your preference.

i feel that ?? sometimes you never get over certain little crushes but it’s okay fjndjfnjd i hope you find somebody else!! and yeah i get crushes on people Very easily lmao but they’re rarely serious like some of these ones;;;

He is fuking hot. Blue eyes, great mouth (serious his mouth is big and red and oh my god help me). Really big butt and now I'm dying. I just want kiss him.

ohhhHHh SOUNDS CUTE I HOPE YOU GET TO SOME DAY

My crush and I have been friends since elementary we're in high school now and he would take me out, tell me he loves me, tell me to sit on his lap, hug me, and asked me to dance with him at our homecoming but once i built up the courage to tell him I liked him he told me he doesn't like dick and I cried for 2 months and on the last day of school we went to a bonfire and he dropped me off at home and on the way home he told me all the qualities his crush had but he didn't now I still liked him

NO that’s so sad :’( i don’t blame you if he did all of those things wtf i’m rooting for you to one day find a man you deserve ♡ ♡

I meet my crush in 2014, and i started to like him in 2015. At school, i sat in front of him, and we talked a lot, but we dont have more classes together. I never teold him that i liked him, sometimes we meet in the school and say Hi to each other. I think i started to like my crush because he was a kind shy, and he blushed when I looked at him, he is really funny and have the same interests as me, like some games and youtube. I think our height is cute together, i'm about 5'1 and him is 6'0

all of this is so cute ahhH if you still like him then maybe you guys should hang out sometime to see if you have anything outside of school?? anyway i love this and that’s such a cute height difference

My crush is kinda short and squishy but has a beautiful body and I love hugging her. She has the most wonderful laugh and smile and her eyes are so beautiful they glow in the darkness. She's so insecure but I always remind her that she's the most beautiful person I've ever met. I love her with all my life. I'd die for her

THIS IS SO CUTE BYE i cried imagine having someone who talks about you like this,, @anon never stop this if you’re dating hope you guys are happy together for as long as possible and if not i hope you get there one day ♡

My crush is like a MIX of Namjoon, Yoongs, and Chim. It's almost scary. He's super soft and well spoken and SO SMART. He was at the top of my class before summer started. He's usually quiet and self disciplined in school but when we hang out outside of school he's loud and excitable like a kid kinda. Lol it's cute. But Similar to Jimin he's super self conscious about certain things no matter how much people compliment him and he always overworks himself. (He plays volleyball.) He's precious~~ :)

he does sound super precious ;’( i love those kinds of people who are all quiet and smart and serious but then get all cute and loud and funny when the situation allows them to aww what a cutie

I have a crush.... ahhh... i really enjoy rock climbing and he works at the climbing center i go to. he's super strong and funny. i think he's pretty damn cute too. basically we just dick around with each other aka poking fun and stuff... i like him so much it hurts but i know nothing will ever come of it because im pretty sure he doesn't like me and im way to much of a weenie to ever make a move on him. all my friends are like "just go for it!" but im too scared;;; anyway i like him a lot sigh

i don’t want to tell you to go for it when i know i wouldn’t LMAO but this is adorable ♡ it sounds like a nice relationship regardless but i'm rooting for him to drop some kind of hint if he doesn’t outright confess to you one day ngl

My crush is quite a bit older than me but he's the sweetest person I know. He's muscular which is pretty awesome (I love a man who can lift) and everytime I see him smile my heart melts a little. We don't really talk which makes me upset but you know it's hard because he's so popular and I'm antisocial. Anyways my crush is wonho...okay goodnight.

OH hang in there he’ll call you back one day i’m certain

idk if ur still doing the crush thing but my crush is so cute. he's a year older than me but like he has nice hands n he's really tall n smart and like he's so nice he used to wait for me after class (we had last per together) and he would make lame jokes and he would always try his best 2 talk to me (i avoided him a lot bc i thought i was moving schools n i didn't want to attach myself 2 him so i distanced myself) anyway that was rly dumb i regret it but maybe me n him will talk again this yr!!

ahhh that’s understandable i guess but since you aren’t moving !!!! get closer to him this yr i like where this is going!!

#ask game #yoonminrealotp #alyssa1413 #geocachingunicorn

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a-panda-reads-act-omega · 7 years

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ACT OMEGA PART 8

THE 24/10/16 UPDATE

Woow, another liveblog from your favorite act omega liveblogger. Are there any other livebloggers out there i need to know. So yeah, here we are with part 8! Big Vriska number for the win. Also only two updates away from double digits! Yeah, I’m not sure I thought this through with the whole update-update format, this might take a L OT of posts to get caught up. Luckily, I have no problem with making a fuckton of posts. Anyways, I think we left off with the kids, so lets hurry up and get back to them!

(Cant post the image. Here’s the link. http://mspfanventures.com/?s=16414&p=47)

GASP, IS thIS SOME MULTIPLE CHOICE SHIT? Well considering I’m forever going to be staying chronological, I suppose I should start with the one on the next page!

A CHARACTER SELECTION MENU appears through the power of NON-LINEAR STORYTELLING. You know the drill by now, have some free will! Or just go in this order, if you think agency is overrated

ONE | TWO | THREE | FOUR | FIVE

Oh, that’s helpful. Great, I’ll start with ONE then.

The fact that you are a dedicated and loyal reader is obvious and indisputable, so of course you won’t be moving on ahead without having taken a gander at all of the options presented to you.

Obviously! what kinda brainless CHUMP would move on without you explicitly stating to? NOT ME.

Anyways, starting with ONE.

PFt, woah their eyes.

KANAYA: (Hey) ROXY: oh heeeeey! KANAYA: (Hey To You Again Except Slightly More Quietly) ROXY: (oh sorry)

It seems they gotta be quiet for reasons. H m m M..

ROXY: (why r we whispering) KANAYA: (I Am Not Entirely Sure)

So they just need to be miss zuipPer lips for no reason then?

KANAYA: (That Just Seems To Be What Everyone Has Lapsed Into Doing) KANAYA: (And Now Speaking In A Normal Volume Will Draw More Attention Than Desired Especially When Attempting To Have A Private Conversation) ROXY: (im lovin this private convo already but you might need to make it snappy)

so everybodys just whispering? do they all got SECRETS? Also, what’s the hurry Roxy?

ROXY: (john looks about ready to get down n dirty with some srs leadership biz)

Oh yeah.

KANAYA: (Alright Then I Will Attempt To Be Brief) KANAYA: (I Wanted To Thank You Again) KANAYA: (For The Matriorb Certainly)

Alright cool! It seems that this Kanaya does remember Roxy giving her the good ol’ matriorb.

KANAYA: (But Additionally For Everything Else You Have Accomplished Today) KANAYA: (I Know Being The One To Strike The Final Blow Against Our Shared Enemy In The Midst Of Battle Does Not Necessarily Warrant Gratitude But I Thought It Might Be Nice For You To Hear That What You Did Was Appreciated)

What she DID, was prove herself to be a goddamn BADASS. But honestly everybody here’s a badass one way or another.

KANAYA: (At Least By Me) KANAYA: (On Behalf Of My Species As Well As All Those Who Suffered At The Behest Of The Condesce) KANAYA: (And All Those That May Now Be Born And Live Free Of Tyranny) KANAYA: (You Did Good)

Pft, nice. “Ya did good, kid.”

ROXY: (omg i am cri)

goddammit these lines always manage to be fucking perfect.

ROXY: (that wasnt brief @ all but twas so so bootiful) ROXY: (gdi cmere moms big loveable space gf)

OK this doesn’t need to be stated, but I fucking love roxy.

KANAYA: (Um I Would Prefer It If We Saved The Hug For Later Maybe) ROXY: (aww ok thats cool)

nO FUCKING HUG NOW

KANAYA: (Anyway I Have Only Just Met You But You Have Already Proven Yourself To Be Just As Extraordinary An Individual As Your...) KANAYA: (Uh) KANAYA: (Rose)

Nice Kanaya.

ROXY: (as my rose?) KANAYA: (Yes Your Rose) ROXY: (;D)

ITS CONFIRMED, Rose is Roxy’s Rose. this conversation is so cute.

See you’re still over there TZ. Whatcha lookin at? The uh... oh youre blind. what are you doing terezi?? come on girl, celebrate!

ROXY: (okay looks like john got distracted by somethin) ROXY: (so since we got a little more time to chat it up) ROXY: (and so long as were exchangin bomb as FUCK felicitations) ROXY: (youre not so shabby yourself yknow) ROXY: (like damn i was absolutely right youre one deadly customer)

Yeah no fuckin kidding, this girl knows how to kick ass.

ROXY: (seeing u whip out that BEASTLY CHAINSAW) ROXY: (was a sight to behold)

PFt, that was nothing. You should have seen when she single handedly put three of the most dangerous characters on the meteor out of commision.

KANAYA: (I Really Did Not Do All That Much Surprisingly) KANAYA: (Or Perhaps Unsurprisingly) KANAYA: (I Am Not Sure If I Was Erring On The Side Of Caution After All) KANAYA: (Out Of Consideration For The Gift You Gave Me) KANAYA: (Or If Perhaps I Was Simply Unpracticed)

Well yeah, she didnt do as much in this battle as the others. But like she said, she had the matriorb to keep safe. PLUS, she wasnt godtier. So yeah Kanaya, you’re excused from doing your makeup during the final epic battle.

ROXY: (who cares??) ROXY: (we WON) ROXY: (gave that witch what was COMING TO HER) ROXY: (and thats the end of that no point gettin our knickers all in a twist over it no more)

Roxy’s got the right idea. There doesn’t gotta be any more “proving yourself.” You did the battle, and you came out on top! JUst be done with it.

KANAYA: (Yes I Suppose Youre Right) KANAYA: (Though I Do Wonder How Things Might Have Gone If I Had Attempted To Dust Off One Of The Old Fraymotifs)

Oh shit, Kanaya’s got fraymotifs? And also, you can use fraymotifs without being godtier?

oh. wait. terezi isnt godtier is she? Yeah, you totally can use fraymotifs without godtier.

ROXY: (no kidding!) ROXY: (yeah that woulda been pretty badass) ROXY: (we could have had a sick combo) ROXY: (void and...) ROXY: (uh) KANAYA: (Space) ROXY: (right yeah space)

Well too bad you’ll never have the opportunity to USE that sick deadly combo!

I am ONE HUNDRED percent sure that will be the case

i am SO SURE

nobody has to die anymore

completely sure.

KANAYA: (It May Have Indeed Been Sick But Upon Further Reflection Perhaps Not)

No kanaya, it would be SUPER fuckin badass dont even give me that shit.

ROXY: (wait rly) ROXY: (how come?) KANAYA: (I Dont Feel Like I Ever Got The Opportunity To Truly Get In Touch With My Aspect Like You) KANAYA: (It Has Never Seemed Pertinent That I Be Able To Cast Some Sort Of Spacey Enchantment) KANAYA: (In Fact I Have Yet To Stumble Across A Scenario I Could Not Handle Through More Traditional Methods) ROXY: (u mean a deadly body slam full a sharp metal teeth twice the length of your head) KANAYA: (Yes Precisely) KANAYA: (That Tends To Cover The Bases Pretty Well)

WELL, Chainsaws do seem to cover many different issues. Mainly the ones which involve somebody needing to be cut the fuck in half. But I dont know if being “In touch” with your aspect was ever really a thing. I mean, when did John become “in touch” with his aspect? He just sorta got the powers and did shit with them. i dont really know what that has to do with it- wait a goddamn second. People always associate the wind aspect with like independence and shit, right? And.. the last thing that happened before John went godtier, was a choice. Given to him by Vriska, who for the first time decided to step back and let him decide what to do on his own. Whether or not she would have owned up to what she said about letting him decide how to fall asleep, he still made the choice and went with it on is own. So maybe that’s got something to do with it.

Or maybe I’m just an idiot.

ROXY: (well you know what thats cool) ROXY: (u do u) ROXY: (besides) ROXY: (hopefully there wont be any more reason for you to wreck shit)

GOddammit stop saying shit like that

KANAYA: (That Would Be Ideal I Suppose) KANAYA: (However It Is Always Wise To Be Prepared) KANAYA: (Just In Case) ROXY: (ofc!) ROXY: (and hey) ROXY: (just cuz we won the game doesnt mean there wont be any more opportunities to like) ROXY: (explore yourself and your aspect) ROXY: (our cool powers are too friggin handy for them to just stop bein relevant once we walk thru a magic door)

SPeaking of which, can THEY HURRY UP AND WALK THROUGH THE MAGIC FUCKING DOOR YET IM GETTING ANXIOUS.

ROXY: (maybe someday youll get the chance to blitz ur chakras and get spacey w it) ROXY: (and itll be at your own pace instead of having to rush it for the sake of fixing some giant spacetastrophe) KANAYA: (That Does Sound Nice)

YES IT DOES NOW HURRY UP THROUGH THE DOOR SO THAT BECOMES A REALITY COME THE FUCK ON JOHN

KANAYA: (Considering Right Now I Am Very Unsure Of How To Even Begin Blitzing Those Particular Chakras) ROXY: (i bet u can ask john) ROXY: (hes rly good at givin advice for stuff like that)

YES HE IS BUT HE ISNT GOOD AT OPENING DOORS AAAAA

ROXY: (tho he probably doesnt even know it pffff) KANAYA: (You Are Also Very Good At Giving Advice) KANAYA: (That Was Not Necessarily A Request I Simply Thought I Should Point That Out) ROXY: (TOO BAD youre gettin some anyway ;P) ROXY: (rly tho ive hardly even begun to wrestle my voidy powers into submission) ROXY: (still got a loooooong way to go on that front) ROXY: (but thus far most of my blitzing has just been like) ROXY: (being around the thing) ROXY: (and letting myself embrace this like) ROXY: (natural synergy i got going w it) KANAYA: (When You Say) KANAYA: (The Thing) KANAYA: (Do You Mean Nothing) KANAYA: (Considering Your Aspect Presides Over Literal Nothingness)

Yes Kanaya, this is exactly what she means.

ROXY: (pffft) ROXY: (yes thats what i mean :p) KANAYA: (Okay I Was Just Attempting To Clarify) KANAYA: (How Does One Surround Themselves With The Concept Of Nonexistence) ROXY: (i dunno!) ROXY: (when u put it that way it does sound pretty mind bending) ROXY: (i guess ive just been lucky?) ROXY: (or maybe the nothing is naturally attracted to me and lucks got nothin to do w it)

WELL YEAh, what isnt naturally attracted to you? Guys i just really love roxy help

ROXY: (but yeah i got that voidy ring @ one point) ROXY: (and when john started getting to fixing the timeline he took me to a place that felt like) ROXY: (the nothingest nothing to ever unexist) KANAYA: (That Sounds Interesting) KANAYA: (What Was It Like)

Probably nothing.

THATS a cool panel right there.

ROXY: (well it was) ROXY: (white) ROXY: (but not pure white) ROXY: (just slightly off) ROXY: (and) ROXY: (it was super vast) ROXY: (but not like regular outer space where you can actually see stuff like stars stretch on and on til you cant see it anymore) ROXY: (which at least gives u a sense of distance) ROXY: (but instead it was almost claustrophobic) ROXY: (cuz there was nothing there) ROXY: (you and all the other somethings just completely enveloped by a shrink wrap o absence)

HUmm.. thats pretty interesting to say the least. Not really sure what to think of it though! Just pretty nifty.

KANAYA: (Hmmmm) ROXY: (never really tried putting this into words) ROXY: (i think the thing about it was that the void sort of) ROXY: (changed) ROXY: (depending on how i chose to perceive it) ROXY: (cause the whole point is that its kinda like) ROXY: (idk) ROXY: (maybe a little like binary) KANAYA: (Binary?)

too bad sollux is dead he’d get a kick outta this.

did anybody make this connection. computer hacker guy who likes two’s. Binary. man. i feel like everybody did.

ROXY: (yknow binary) ROXY: (computer language) ROXY: (0011101100101001)

TRANSLATOr HELP

“;)“

omfg she just winked in binary.

KANAYA: (Oh That) ROXY: (the way that works is basically) ROXY: (you have a bit) ROXY: (like a computery bit) ROXY: (and it can say either 0 or 1) ROXY: (and dependin on which it is the computer displays the info differently) ROXY: (but the void is like a completely blank bit) ROXY: (there isnt a 0 or a 1 written on the bit yet but thats all were programmed to understand yknow) ROXY: (like 0 is technically nothing but whats important is that theres something there for you to see) ROXY: (but what im gettin at is that really void is just blank space waiting to be written on) ROXY: (by somebody like yours truly) ROXY: (im the computer and youre the person reading the display)

Oh. That’s pretty cool and shit.

OH shes gettin all magicky here

ROXY: (and my whole voidy thing) ROXY: (is that i gotta figure out the code for whatever i wanna make exist) ROXY: (and write it on the blank bits) ROXY: (then) ROXY: (i snatch em outta the void!)

Oh AGAIN. YEAh, roxys power seems a lot cooler now.

ROXY: (yoink!!!)

*gasp*

nice lipstick yo

Kanaya is so fucking cute oml. She looks kinda dumbfounded by this lipstick.

KANAYA: (Wow) KANAYA: (That Was Really Quite Insightful Roxy) KANAYA: (I Think I Am Already Beginning To Understand Things Better) KANAYA: (But What Is This) ROXY: (p sure its lipstick!) ROXY: (and its 4 u) ROXY: (i dont rly know if pinks ur color but) ROXY: (here it is anyway!)

Oh god help me im already starting to ship it.

KANAYA: (Another Gift) KANAYA: (Why) ROXY: (daaaaw i dunno) ROXY: (i mean its actually kinda cool i was able to make this at all) ROXY: (i bet it must be bc of you somehow) ROXY: (you like lipstick right?) KANAYA: (Yes) ROXY: (i dont know if this is just me but i bet this is totes a thing w space players) ROXY: (like i get the vibe that u guys r more in touch with the objects around you) ROXY: (specially the ones thatre important to you) KANAYA: (I Suppose...)

HMm.. Interesting bit of aspect analysis. That could possibly be a thing.

ROXY: (well?) ROXY: (ru gonna take it or what) KANAYA: (I Really Cant Accept This) KANAYA: (I Was Attempting To Alleviate The Debt Of Gratitude I Have Already Been Accumulating Towards You) KANAYA: (A Measly Thank You Is Hardly Enough) KANAYA: (And Yet You Present Me With Even More To Be Thankful For)

COme on Kanaya dont be like that. Just take the thing and be hAPPY! you dont gotta prove yourself for a gift.

ROXY: (man thats not how this works) ROXY: (you dont owe me nothin) ROXY: (but heck if it makes u feel better) ROXY: (the space egg wasnt rly 4 u it was 4 all the little trollings that need to be born) ROXY: (skewering the batterwitch was definitely 4 me and earth and stuff) ROXY: (and the lipstick is to thank u for takin such good care of my mom :D)

Dont you mean your Rose?

KANAYA: (... That Does Make Me Feel Slightly Better) ROXY: (so youll take it??) KANAYA: (Okay) ROXY: (hella) KANAYA: (Thank You) KANAYA: (Again) ROXY: (dont mention it!)

She will likely mention this many times.

WEll that was the end for their interaction I suppose, so it seems like we get one page of another interaction then? I guess Dirk and Jake.

Ohp, yep. Jeez they look awkward.

DIRK: (... So.) JAKE: (...) DIRK: (...) DIRK: (That was some fight, huh.)

Goddammit this is awkward.

JAKE: (Oh yes that sure was a doozy of a brawl we all just participated in.) JAKE: (Or rather multiple brawls.) DIRK: (I think you’re probably up to speed on exactly how well mine went.) JAKE: (Um.) JAKE: (Should i be?) DIRK: (Nevermind.)

Just another beheading of good ol’ Dirk. Seems like that’s a common thing for him.

((OhOFOHSANSIJFN HOLY SHIT I PRESSED A BUTTON AND FOR A SECOND I THOUGHT I ALMOST DELETED EVERYTHING I WROTE DAMMIT TUMBLR GIVE ME WARNINGS))

JAKE: (Sorry... its just difficult to, uh...) DIRK: (Don’t be sorry. It doesn’t actually matter.) JAKE: (The important part is you won right?) DIRK: (Yeah...) DIRK: (How did yours go?) DIRK: (If you feel like sharing, that is.) JAKE: (Oh i won too!) DIRK: (Well. Obviously.) DIRK: (I meant... like.) DIRK: (Specifically, HOW you won.) DIRK: (I’d be down to hear some details of all the kickassery you've been dishing out.) DIRK: (That must've been pretty crazy solo.)

Come ONNNN guys, quit dancing around the topic here. Somethings bothering you and its making everything shitty.

JAKE: (Oh.) JAKE: (Well i wasnt alone for long actually.) JAKE: (In fact it was quite the clusterfuck of skeletons sprites and green goblin brutes!) JAKE: (That crabby troll fellow even showed up at one point.) JAKE: (He seemed to be having a difficult time with one of the tinier rascals but i was up to my ears in fracas and fisticuffs myself and couldnt really lend him a hand.)

Dammit Karkat. I love him, but god he’s adorably pathetic in fights.

DIRK: (It looks like he’s alright, so no harm done.) DIRK: (How many of those green dudes were there again?) JAKE: (Im fairly certain there were 14.) DIRK: (And you trounced all of them?) JAKE: (Actually k...carat dealt with one of them i think.) JAKE: (They were small but a decidedly tricky foe. It was scurrying around so fast i dont think a single one of my bullets even grazed it!)

He has ALLLL the luck Jake, ALL of it! Honestly, can we get a Vriska/Clover battle?

DIRK: (Well, shit. Sounds tough.) DIRK: (Still, my score reads "Jake: 13, Goblins: 0".) DIRK: (Oh, and I’m pretty sure the name you’re looking for is Karkat.) JAKE: (Is that so?) DIRK: (Yup.) JAKE: (My mistake then...) DIRK: (Don’t worry about it.)

Dammit Jake, don’t be so fucking hard on yourself. I feel bad for him now. Like, he’s beating himself up over not knowing a complete strangers name.

JAKE: (Have you spoken to him at all yet?) DIRK: (Nah.) JAKE: (Would you like to?) DIRK: (I guess? Sure.) DIRK: (He and Dave seem to be in the middle of something, though. No point in interrupting.) DIRK: (Besides, I’m talking to you right now.) JAKE: (...) DIRK: (...)

(...)

Alright dammit, I guess we’ll see if they get over whatever’s bugging them in the next update, because that’s the last page. Seeya next time and whatnot folks.

#homestuck #homestuck liveblog #act omega #act omega liveblog #hs act omega #hs act omega liveblog

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compunctionjunction · 7 years

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70 horrible questions

I was tagged by the lovely @1of1prism thank u my guy <3

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? Maybe better than some people but probably also worse than a lot of people lol. Sometimes I go to people’s houses and I’m like ???what is this “communication”. Also depends on the day and parent. i have an entire tag devoted to my dad lol

02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? I dunno probs my mom or one of my friends

03: Do you regret anything? Lots

04: Are you insecure? "My insecurities have insecurities” tho tbh i’m gettin pretty good.

05: What is your relationship status? Single and not ready to mingle

06: How do you want to die? in control and ready 2 go

07: What did you last eat? cream of chicken soup... chocolate frozen yogurt... caramel pudding....... I just had my wisdom teeth out.......give me real food......

08: Played any sports? Never, in my life. The audacity.

09: Do you bite your nails? Ahuh! Sometimes!

10: When was your last physical fight? ive never been in a 2-way fight but the most recent 1-sided one was probs in gr 6 when one of my friends (aha) dragged me across the classroom by my hair lol

11: Do you like someone? No :\

12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? try 72 hon

13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? lol trump (im not changing ur answer sophie cause its accurate lol) also anyone who aligns w him and rn all the conservative MPs for being dicks and a lot more I’m full of hatred rn

14: Do you miss someone? i miss being able to eat real

15: Have any pets? my sister has 2 ferrets :\ but she moved out so no

16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? my face hurts

17: Ever made out in the bathroom? made out a cheque to my haters (just kidding i have no money and no haters i just was trying to be funny. im sorry. i need humour right now.)

18: Are you scared of spiders? i mean i think it depends on how dark it is and how big the spider is tbh

19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? i dunno i’ll need an informed consent form

20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? :\

21: What are your plans for this weekend? first i gotta recover and then i gotta finish like 5 papers and hang with people and have a sleepover and hang with more ppl and watch a bunch of tv

22: Do you want to have kids? How many? I want to give birth to 0 kids tho I am still undecided on adoption etc. I’d probs be a rly good godmother tho like im just sayin. @1of1prism @purewhiteflames ;))

23: Do you have piercings? How many? no piercings as of yet tho i wanna get my ears pierced i think. but my dad disapproves of anything like that so i’d probs have to wait to either move out or be financially independent lol

24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? rn? english, women and gender studies, most things involving research-based papers where i have free reign over the topic

25: Do you miss anyone from your past? lotsa ppl tbh

26: What are you craving right now? food........that i can eat........ chickenmelts........hamburgers......pizza........pasta......... :’(

27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? prob lol but do i care

28: Have you ever been cheated on? we’ve all been cheated on.......by the system.....

29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? that would require having one

30: What’s irritating you right now? my goddamn jaw and people eating food I can’t eat in front of me. my parents had mcdonalds yesterday. you know what i had. a milkshake. my sister brought home bacon wrapped scallops. I haven’t had scallops in like 2 years cause they’ve doubled in price and the one time we have scallops let alone frickin bacon wrapped scallops (like what the hell what kinda fancyass lunch) I cant FRICKIN eat it. Oh but I can smell it. I can hear u crunching on these foods. “Mmmmm!” ya shut up.

31: Does somebody love you? Do you know how popular I am? I am soooo popular. Everybody loves me so much at this school.

32: What is your favourite color? black and hot pink together

33: Do you have trust issues? ...........why are u asking..........what will u do with that info.......

34: Who/what was your last dream about? NO FREAKING JOKE!!!!!! i HAD A FRICKIN DREAM WHERE DANNY DEVITO CAME TO MY HOUSE WITH THIS LADY AND THEY TRIED TO BUY MY HOUSE AND MY MOM WAS LIKE “no..” AND THEY WERE SO MAD AND DANNY DEVITO TRIED TO STEAL THE HOUSE KEYS BUT I CAUGHT HIM JUST IN TIME like what kinda fake tumblr text post but it’s real i really dreamed that. I honestly can’t believe it. I would doubt it myself except I told someone abt it right away when I woke up. so now i will never forget.

35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? my mom and this nurse because I woke up in a cot after being high on laughing gas and some other drug and steroids so not only did I wake up and I didn’t know where I was and no one was there and there was like an hour gap in my consciousness but I was coming off a high LOL

36: Do you give out second chances too easily? definitely not lol I give 2nd chances on rare occasions but as a general rule if u break my trust I won’t trust u in the same way again lol “trust is like a mirror. u can fix it if it’s broke. but u can still see the crack in that mother fucker’s reflection”

37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? hmmmmmmmmmmmmm forgive i guess

38: Is this year the best year of your life? well not politically or in a global sense but in terms of like self-growth and stuff I’m doing pretty well so far I’m doin pretty good. workin hard... having fun.. loving myself..

39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? i have never in my life sullied my lips with someone else’s bacteria-laden lips

40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? n.........o

51: Favourite food? chicken pasta alfredo, chicken pie, chicken vol au vents, chickenmelts, eggs benedict, um, double chocolate fudge tart from dufflet... hmm, Sophie’s dad’s lasagna and also pasta al fuerno or whatever that’s called like yum, uh.. it’s really easy to list these off when i CAN’T HAVE ANY OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also poutine, and I also rly like Subway (ham and cheese on italian herbs and cheese bread with lettuce, onion, pickles, and mayonaisse, toasted...)

52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? kind of but I tried to explain it to someone once and they were like ??????what ur saying makes no sense and contradicts itself and i was like ya probably lol

53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? watched a bad tv show my parents were watching and drank a giant mcdonalds milkshake and iced my face

54: Is cheating ever okay? honestly who am i to judge ur relationship and forgiveness and stuff but like imo if someone cheats on u they don’t respect u as an equal in that relationship or probably as a human

55: Are you mean? i can be a bit of a dick tbh but most of the time when i say something mean in my head im like “why is my mouth saying//why are my fingers typing these horrible ass things??”

56: How many people have you fist fought? well ive never used my fists on anyone but 2 people have punched me in the stomach does that count lol

57: Do you believe in true love? at the same time, i wanna hug you, i wanna wrap my hands around your neck, you’re an asshole, but i love you... so much i think it must be true love, true love. it must be tru-e love, no one else could break my heart like yo-o-o-o-o-o. yo-o-o-o-oh, oh-o-o-oh (No)

58: Favourite weather? either when its foggy and tranquil or when its like 23-25 degrees and sunny but also there’s some clouds so it’s not like direct hot sun on u but it’s still warm enough to wear shorts

59: Do you like the snow? i like when it’s snowing and quiet and peaceful and i like lying down in the snow and having that feeling of hearing everything kind of muted? but ya i hate slush and ice and stuff

60: Do you wanna get married? not really but i might for tax benefits LOL

61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? No, get that shit away from me

62: What makes you happy? lots of things especially seeing other people happy and genuine

63: Would you change your name? Maybe tbh it’s something i’m thinking abt right now cause I’m not a super fan of my name but maybe not officially and I also don’t wanna start shit with my fam I think my mom would be upset lol

64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? ya cause they don’t exist lol

65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? well thats nice cause I like him too but what’s with this “opposite sex” bs like i know what u mean but like

66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? like seriously it’s not a real thing sex and gender are both constructs it’s a spectrum, a range. my buddy. pal. listen. (also ya i like to think anyone in our friend group but like probs john cause I can be scathing with those guys but as if i’d ever be vulnerable around them LOL)

67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? like ur gonna keep going with this. ur gonna keep doing this. thats fine. but i can give u some reading. like i have all these pdfs if ur interested. no joke. and if pdfs are unaccessible to u i also have a bunch of youtube links. like hon. (my dad)

68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? wow i dont even know if i can tag u back @1of1prism cause if im being honest i think it was @purewhiteflames oops, yikes!!!

69: Do you believe in soulmates? no but i do think there are people that u are much more compatible with than other people

70: Is there anyone you would die for? i dunno we’ll see if/when it happens lol

I’m not gonna put anyone else through this so you can say I tagged u if u wanna do it but like lol

#tag game #about #man i forgot abt some of the things my dad has said and then i went through his tag and i was like #oh ya!!! that happened lol!#i guess it is easier to forget than forgive after all loool #my dad #marinapleasecontinue

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shrubforhire · 5 years

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Questions 1-100

100: who was the last person that you pinky promise? idk

1: is there a boy/girl in your life? Yes!!!! My lovely gf

2: think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them? I cant remember the last person who hurt me

3: what do you think of when you hear the word “meow?” Rawr XD

4: what’s something you really want right now? The tender touch of my beloved

5: are you afraid of falling in love? I was,, but im getting used to it hehe

6: do you like the beach? yes!

7: have you ever slept on a couch with someone else? yup

8: what’s the background on your cell? My girlfriend and her friend recreating a frame from charlottes web

9: name the last four beds you were sat on? Mine, isaacs, cecelias, ben

10: do you like your phone? Nah this bitch is old as hell and regularly doesnt work

11: honestly, are things going the way you planned? yes!

12: who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts? Probs chanel!

13: would you rather have a poodle or a rottweiler? Any dog

14: which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain? emotional

15: would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum? It dependsssssss,,,,, there are some that are def boring, but usually art museum

16: are you tired? Tired of this SHIT

17: how long have you known your 1st phone contact? All my life cuz its my dad lol

18: are they a relative? yup

19: would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes? NOOOOOOOOOOO

20: when did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with? today!

21: if you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today? Not today cuz im literally 19

22: would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Bitch hell yea

23: how many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now? I have a watch>??

24: is there a certain quote you live by? We cant all be winners

25: what’s on your mind? My gf

26: do you have any tattoos? no

27: what is your favorite color? purple

28: next time you will kiss someone on the lips? Better be tonight bitch!!!!!!!!!

29: who are you texting? My gf

30: think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch? Yup ;)

31: have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right? Every fuckig time

32: do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to? Not a single one

33: do you think anyone has feelings for you? I HOPE THE FUCK THEY DO

34: has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes? yea

35: say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you? I need to rly think through this to restrain my immediate reaction which is murder

36: were you single on valentines day? Every single one bihhhhhh

37: are you friends with the last person you kissed? Yea :)

38: what do your friends call you? bottom

39: has anyone upset you in the last week? yea

40: have you ever cried over a text? BITCG (yes)

41: where’s your last bruise located? I dont think i have any rn?

42: what is it from? Its not there, but if it were it would b dance

43: last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad? This summer at my house

44: who was the last person you were on the phone with? isaac

45: do you have a favourite pair of shoes? Me combat boots

46: do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day? no

47: would you ever go bald if it was the style? Hhhhhhh no

48: do you make supper for your family? Yea sometimes, not a ton

49: does your bedroom have a door? yup

50: top 3 web-pages? Musictheory.net ukutabs.com ultimateguitartabs.com

51: do you know anyone who hates shopping? yes

52: does anything on your body hurt? My ASS (its dance shut up)

53: are goodbyes hard for you? Yes oh my gosh

54: what was the last beverage you spilled on yourself? Moscow mule

55: how is your hair? sexy

56: what do you usually do first in the morning? Check phone

57: do you think two people can last forever? yes

58: think back to january 2007, were you single? I was 7,,,,, lololol

59: green or purple grapes? green

60: when’s the next time you will give someone a big hug? rn

61: do you wish you were somewhere else right now? W my gf lowkey

62: when will be the next time you text someone? Idk, soon probs

63: where will you be 5 hours from now? Sleeping i fuckin hope

64: what were you doing at 8 this morning. sleeping

65: this time last year, can you remember who you liked? Kiana lol

66: is there one person in your life that can always make you smile? Not to be gay but,,

67: did you kiss or hug anyone today? I hugged,,,,,, but im still waiting :(((((((

68: what was your last thought before you went to bed last night? I hope im not hungover tomorrow

69: have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? EVRYR FYCKDINT TIME

70: how many windows are open on your computer? 23

71: how many fingers do you have? 8

72: what is your ringtone? idk

73: how old will you be in 5 months? 19

74: where is your mum right now? Hopefully havin a good night :)

75: why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love? I AM HAHAHAHAHAHA BITCH

76: have you held hands with somebody in the past three days? Earlier today :)))))))))))

77: are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago? yup!

78: do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7? I was still picking random wonderbread lookin ass boys to have a crush on,, but subconsciously???? Every single girl in my class. There was this girl named talia and i thought her name was so pretty and she had this deep raspy voice and oh ym god

79: is there anyone you know with the name mike? No thank god

80: have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms? Yea :’)

81: how many people have you liked in the past three months? 1

82: has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days? Probably? I room w 2 other girls so we just kinda nakey sometimes

83: will you talk to the person you like tonight? YES BITCH

84: you’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with? My friends?? What kind of q is this?

85: if your bf/gf was into drugs would you care? Depends if its hard drugs lol, if its weed i’d be okay,, if its anything more i would b a little worried

86: what was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie? Nothing eventful ever happens when i see movies lol

87: who was your last received call from? isaac

88: if someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you? Thats fucked up bro,, u jus want ppl to admit they fucked up,,,, this is the plot of every dystopian movie yes i would

89: what is something you wish you had more of? confidence

90: have you ever trusted someone too much? Every fuckin time

91: do you sleep with your window open? no

92: do you get along with girls? Oh bitch,,,,,,,, i gEt alOnG with girls

93: are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth? What the fuck,,,,,,,,, uuhhhhfuhh yes

94: does sex mean love? Not necessarily,, its watever u want it to mean babey!!!!

95: you’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem? Jesus christ

96: have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring? no

97: did you sleep alone this week? Yea :(

98: everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you? Hehehehehehehe yea

99: do you believe in love at first sight? No, i believe in infatuation and attraction at first sight, but not love

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