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The mood tonight is thinking about EJ and Ricky watching Hazbin Hotel.
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And then this scene comes along and EJ starts sobbing violently because he wishes MORE THAN ANYTHING that this could be his relationship with his dad. But instead he's stuck with Cash, the neglectful, manipulative dick that he is.
Ricky's just doing his best to comfort EJ while also plotting five new ways to make Cash suffer for hurting EJ this badly.
Some notable parts (though you should definitely watch the whole thing):
(Note: I don’t know what happened in 2014.)
By this point, Ze’d won the first round of the elections with a good 30% of the vote (so about 1/3 of the country). Therefore, if Poroshenko uses these insults instead of his name, he is also insulting these people.
If Jazz had a prehistoric alt-mode, it'd probably be a Didelphodon. Didelphodon was one of the earliest mammals, and one of the first mammals that could actively hunt the young of most therapod and non-therapod dinosaurs. They were large, by Mesozoic standards, marsupoid mammals that used the cover of darkness to hunt.
They also supposedly nurtured their young, at least by current scientific theory.
I'm turning 30 this month, and for some reason have become suddenly interested in material possessions. like what if,,,,,,,,my couch was nice. what if my sheets were nice. is this what happens to you??
i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’
one thing about orpheus and eurydice is you guys are all like “i’m different i wouldnt turn to look at her” because you are all familiar with the story of orpheus and eurydice. but orpheus wasnt familiar with the story because he was in it lol.
academic bias is so funny because you’ll be reading about the same historical event and one person is like “Despite the troubles that befell his homeland and near constant criticism of the court King Blorbo remained strong in the face of adversity” and the other one is like “after letting his people carry the brunt of his cringefail decisions Blorbo the Shitface refused to listen to any reason and continued to be a warmongering piece of shit. Also he was ugly.”
I remember someone saying "mad scientists in fiction aren't scientists because there's never a control group"
I think if you've created an elixir that turns people into goat men you have sort have gone past the need for a control group. The control group is not going to placebo themselves into goat men. You can probably not run the control group, and safely assume that none of them would have turned into goat men. That said, having a control group for that would make the mad scientist seem extra crazy and be really really funny, especially if he was carefully testing them for goat like features from the dyed water they drank instead of the elixir