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good-omens-memes-daily · 3 days

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Day 261 of posting Good Omens memes Everyday until Season 3

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens 2 spoilers #good omens spoilers #good omens season 2 #ineffable husbands #good omens season 2 spoilers #beelzebub x gabriel #ineffable bureaucracy

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miumiumandoodz · 9 hours

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and then they fucked 😊

#ineffable bureaucracy #boxfly #gabriel x beelzebub #beelzebub x gabriel #good omens #bee being super smooth lol #hornybub

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bewarethecircles · 9 months

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I went through every possible emotion in those last 20 minutes, plus some that I made up on the spot! how are y'all?

#we're really all dying together huh #good omens #good omens season two #good omens spoilers #good omens 2 #good omens 2 spoilers #crowley x aziraphale #ineffable husbands #ineffable spouses #ineffable bureaucracy #beelzebub x gabriel #aziraphale x crowley

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hannaloony · 9 months

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#good omens fanart #good omens #good omens season 2 #Beelzebub #gabriel #beelzebub x gabriel #gabriel x beelzebub #good omens 2 #ineffable bureaucracy

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took-hold-of-nothing · 9 months

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How they started vs. How they're going

#good omens #ineffable bureaucracy #beelzebub/gabriel #beelzebub x gabriel #beelzebub #archangel gabriel #gabriel #jon hamm #Shelley Conn #thongoodomens #good omens spoilers

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v4guelyv4mpiric · 9 months

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never forgiving you freaks for the kinky ass headcanons bc look at them. theres no way. Gabriel doesnt even know what sex is.

#/lh but still. gross to me.#they arent human they wouldnt care!! sex is a very human thing!!!#ineffable bureaucracy #good omens #good omens season two #lord beelzebub #archangel gabriel #beelzebub x gabriel

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sentientsky · 5 months

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im rly gay for the fly demon, apparently

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floofle-universe · 9 months

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Ok so when Neil said it would be quiet, gentle and romantic and “they like holding hands” turned out all our predictions were wrong and he was actually talking about Beelzebub and Gabriel-AKKSKDKDL

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #go2 spoilers #good omens season 2 spoilers #ineffable bureaucracy #like don’t get me wrong I love it they were so cute #BUT AT WHAT COST AND WHYYYY #why did they get everything and are main ship lost everything #ineffable husbands #more like ineffable divorce #Gabriel #Beelzebub #neil gaiman #Crowley #aziraphale #beelzebub x gabriel

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mistressvera · 9 months

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rosefuckinggenius · 9 months

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⚠️GOOD OMENS 2 SPOILER⚠️

I feel empty after ep 6, what am I supposed to do after that? Live normally like nothing ever happened? 😭

Little commissions UPDATE: I’ll close my commissions from Aug 1st until Sept 1st because I think I need a little break! 🥰

So those are the LAST FEW DAYS to dm me and buy a commission by me ❤️ It would be very helpful and really appreciated!

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sagescider · 9 months

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they call eachother babygirl 😭😭

#good omens #good omens spoilers #sage’s art stuff #ineffable bureaucracy #beelzebub x gabriel

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good-omens-memes-daily · 2 days

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Day 262 of posting Good Omens memes Everyday until Season 3

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens 2 spoilers #good omens spoilers #good omens season 2 #ineffable husbands #good omens season 2 spoilers #ineffable bureaucracy #beelzebub x gabriel

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nat-but-free · 9 months

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I find it really funny that all this time people in the fandom had been headcanoning their relationship as love-hate or something like that but in the end it turned out to be the complete opposite

#good omens season 2 #gos2 spoilers #good omens 2 spoilers #good omens beelzebub #good omens gabriel #ineffable bureaucracy #beelzebub x gabriel #go2 spoilers #good omens fanart #my art

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bewarethecircles · 9 months

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After a vacation in Alpha Centauri, Gabriel and Beelzebub come back to earth and move in together. They proceed to be the worst and most baffling neighbors anyone in the neighborhood has ever experienced.

They introduced themselves as Bee and Jim, but immediately started laughing about it, so people are pretty sure those aren't their real names.

Neither of them seem to have jobs, but they must be rich, because their house is massive and they're always wearing fancy clothes, and their wallets are bursting with money. Maybe they’re in the mafia?

Speaking of fancy clothes, “Jim” is always wearing designer suits. There is an ongoing game where people attempt to take a picture of him in any other clothes. One time, an enterprising teenager went so far as to sneak over in the middle of the night to look into his bedroom (hoping he’d be in pajamas), and saw him still in a suit, Standing on Top of the Bed, eyes wide open and Smiling Brightly. (Gabriel has not gotten the hang of sleeping yet.) (The teenager refuses to go near the house ever again.)

The short one, “Bee,” is consistently trailed by flies. This is alarming to everyone. They say that they're a “fly-keeper,” but people are pretty sure that's not a thing. Do they carry rotting meat around or something?

Bee also seems to be constantly changing appearances. One day they have a buzz cut, the next day their hair goes to their mid-back. Their eyes are a different colour every time you see them. People have set up cameras to take pictures of them on different days, and upon comparing them they are Definitely almost 6 inches taller this week. Even their facial features shift.

It gets to the point where people decide Jim must just have multiple partners, and be lying about it. (“Multiple partners that all look similar and are never seen together?” the opposition will point out. When asked if they have a better theory, they can never answer.)

The two of them will have romantic moments Anywhere, including standing in the middle of the highway staring into each others eyes. By all rights they should have been run over, but in a bizarre coincidence every car in the area ran out of fuel and stopped moving at that exact moment. People want to blame Jim for it (he did make a strange hand movement, after all), but that would just be absurd.

They use the absolute worst pet names for each other. A list of overheard ones is being recorded. “My rotten cabbage?” “My hell-bringer?” “Dearest packet of crisps??”

You cannot let them notice that you're disgusted by their lovey-doveyness. They will either get exponentially more cringey, or straight up insult you until you run away crying. Or both.

“Everyday” by Buddy Holly will be audible to the whole block at all times. Do they know other songs exist? Don't they get bored of this one?? Why is it so loud???

There’s a statue of Jim in the front yard. Its 20 feet tall and definitely a HOA violation, but people are too scared to mention it. Both Bee and Jim will come out at different times and spend hours staring at it dreamily.

People would hate them, but ever since they moved in the weather has been perfect, crime is at an all time low, and there’s little trucks that go around selling hot chocolate, and those things Probably cant be because of them, but still...

Plus, Jim doesn’t understand how money works at all, so he’ll give you $300 for a bag of chips. It's endearing, even if he is sometimes a jerk.

Bee does seem to know how money works, but they’ll frequently pay even more than Jim, especially if the person seems overworked and the place is under-staffed. They say they have experience with it.

After a month of them living there, most of the neighborhood is in a group chat created to discuss the two of them. Beelzebub is secretly in the chat, and reads their favourite theories to Gabriel.

A rumour starts going around that they're an angel and a demon in disguise, but no one can agree which one is which.

Beelzebub is the one who started the rumour.

If anyone writes a fic with any of this by all means tag me I'd love to see it!!

#ineffable bureaucracy #gabriel x beelzebub #beelzebub x gabriel #good omens #good omens spoilers #good omens 2 #is all of this in character? Maybe not #but the dynamic they have in my brain is hilarious so it's what I'm going with

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sarcasticamaleont · 9 months

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Me, an occasional and not serious ineffable bureaucracy enjoyer hearing Lord Beelzebub say "Find Gabriel for me and you can have anything you want"

*snort* What, do you miss your little boyfriend?

[A few episodes later]

OH MY FUCKING GOD?!?

#i did not expect that #like they actually went through with it #i was shocked #beautifully done i must admit #good omens #ineffable bureaucracy #beelzebub x gabriel #archangel gabriel #gabriel #lord beelzebub #beelzebub

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took-hold-of-nothing · 9 months

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#quickly throw this out so i can go to work at peace #good omens #ineffable bureaucracy #good omens spoilers #beelzebub #gabriel #jon hamm #Shelley Conn #thongoodomens #beelzebub/gabriel #beelzebub x gabriel

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