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redshoes-blues · 1 year

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HELLO?!??

What does he mean by this 🤠

#this is about roy and jamie training together btw #via a tvline article published today #a. phil. what do you mean by this #b. oh my god we’ve breached containment #listen I told myself I wouldn’t get conspiratorial about them but???#WHAT IS THIS #throuple behaviour #like. I know this won’t be canon but it’s so unhinged and tbh I’m just excited for some crumbs to work with lmao #royjamie #royjamiekeeley #roy x jamie #ted lasso #ted lasso ot3

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youngyoo-apologist · 17 days

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I like this scene because when I was writing it I was thinking about how fun everything would be once Alberu joins the party ahaha

This poor guy will not only have to deal with Regressor Cale, but Regressor Choi Han AND Kim Roksoo. Those three will never let the opportunity to tease Alberu slip by. Also I find this one scene really funny because Alberu is absolutely thinking to himself ‘what the hell was that’ when he made eye contact with Cale, the young master of the Henituse family who is famous for his brutal honesty and words, is smiling at him in a way that reminded Alberu too much of himself.

Realistically, there should be no way the young master knows anything about him, not when they had only exchanged a few greetings in passing. Sure, the Henituse county was rich, but they had no reason to dig for information on him unless he provoked them. So why did it feel like Cale Henituse knew something very important about him?

#the rings of life is a very scary power lol #Poor Alberu #he doesn’t know that Cale already has a part of his secret figured out #anyway I think the rings of life works in a way where the rings of different species have differences #like obviously the rings of a plant and a human wouldn’t be the same #due to the difference between how the two experience time #and as 1/4 dark elf Alberu would also experience time differently from those who are human #since he’s still a dark elf #I thought of it as the rings being closer together #like y’all know how trees got layers cause of the bark they have over the years #something like that but they’re closer together because there’s more years to live #and it’s ’less time’ to them overall #rings of a Regressor would have them overlapping and flickering with the rings of the past and the rings of the present #maybe I should make a seperate post on how I think the power works/ looks even if it isn’t canon stuff #just rambling #tcf #lcf fanfic #og cale henituse #kim roksoo #Choi Han #the birth of a hero #lcf fanart #from [in the borderline] on ao3 #lcf

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poisoned-pearls · 4 months

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BOTHERING YOU!!! I AM INTERESTED!!!

AUGHH OKAY OKAY SO-

It’s INCREDIBLY similar to canon, that’s like, half of the point. Jamil and Azul have been in the same class for their whole school a career and I firmly believe Azul has HAD a crush on him since their first year even in canon (ex. “I’ve always been curious about you since we were first years.”)

so in this au it happened completely on accident. Since they were only around 3 weeks- a month into school, Jamil didn’t have kalim to worry about yet (who arrived a month later) and azul didn’t have such a large reputation (so Jamil was a little less cautious). Potion project, truth serum. Should be easy right? That was until azul accidentally lost balance and tried to catch himself on the cauldron, sending it all over him and into his mouth.

so when Jamil leans over to ask if he’s okay, because a giant metal thing just tipped over him, the first thing out of his mouth is “great seven you’re gorgeous.”

when Jamil is promptly like “what” Azul literally can not control his tongue and is like “please go on a date with me-“ and Jamil just stares at him for a moment before going “…sure” because, well, hell. He’s free from kalim for the first time in his life, he thinks he’s pretty too, it’s worth a shot and he’s under a truth potion, so at least he knows he finds him attractive. So sure, couldn’t hurt to try.

And it did, in fact, not hurt to try, they snuck their way up the astronomy tower and had a nice dinner that azul made. And they were both, very very happy.

another date later (this time by Jamil, where they played mancala in one of the scarabian common places) and they were official.

And a month later, (a week or so after kalim transferred) Jamil joined basketball and Azul became his number one fan, where a year later Ace learns about his existence from

Azul keeps Jamil from becoming more stressed about kalim, and Jamil uses his study guides to not go insane. Jamil also becomes a third enforcer for the monstro lounge, and knows EXACTLY how everything works, because hell he was there right next to Azul and helping him figure it all out when it was happening. He’ll catch someone trying to run from Azul and his contracts and toss them right back into the shark pit.

theyre also horrible. Like the most couple to ever couple. Jamil waits outside every housewarden meeting to walk with Azul, they always either bring breakfast or coffee for each other (they’ll switch it up on who brings it each day). Hell even Ace originally knew Azul as “Jamil’s boyfriend from octavinelle” during games.

#Also I think that Azul wouldn’t overblot (because Jamil would seriously help with his self esteem and because JAMIL SHOULD PUNCH LEONA-)#Listen I’m not a Leona hater #But I didn’t like him during book 3-#Listen I’m sorry I just can’t sympathize that strongly with a guy who is still rich as hell and royalty #You don’t have to work #I don’t feel that bad for you not being king #Jamil probably would still overblot but I have angst for that #Angst you’d probably like actually #You know when you were thinking about Jamil feeling bad after his overblot??#Imagine how he’d feel knowing he chucked his boyfriend halfway across the desert #But yeah #the sillies #id also think it’d be FUCKING HILARIOUS for canon Jamil to meet this jamil #“Oh shit the magic is all messed up- give me a second I need to call my bf to make sure he’s okay”#“Your what”#“My… boyfriend? What you don’t have one?”#“NO????”#“Life must suck for you then.”#“What? You think I need someone to be happy?”#“Well are you?”#“…”#(He feels bad because he doesn’t get Azul and weighted blanket cuddles when he’s sad)#(He feels bad thinking about all of the bad mental episodes Azul’s helped him through)#After Jamil figures out the other version of him is dating Azul he’s like “Him?? That schemer-??”#He insults him so much other Jamil is like “listen I don’t care if your me I can only take so many insults to my boyfriend before I just #Fight you.”#Jamil vs jamil #jamil viper #Azul Ashengrotto #jamiazu

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stagefoureddiediaz · 19 days

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I warned my boss this morning that when buddie go canon I will be calling out of work and possibly for several days.

Her response: I will be so happy for you that I would let you take a full week off if you needed it

I have the best boss

#she has tolerated my insanity over bi Buck with the best responses and affection (in a boss way)#and I needed her to know that I wouldn’t be remotely able to work when buddie go canon #because I’ll be in the stratosphere #and she’s cool with it #I think she knows that my wee woo show is good for my audhd and mental health!!#love a boss who gets it #911 abc #about me #buddie

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1prodigy1 · 10 months

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Section 31 Bashir: No.

Beta canon is tripping if we’re expected to believe that Julian joined Section 31 after the Dominion War.

Hello?

His fascination with being a James Bond-esque hero was a staple since the beginning,

BUT IT WAS DECONSTRUCTED OVER AND OVER!

In the first few episodes, Julian excitedly talks about practicing medicine ‘in the frontier.’ And Kira immediately set him (and us) straight by reminding him that that ‘frontier’ was her home. It’s not a black-and-white issue of bringing new ideas to the natives, it’s approaching a culture that doesn’t want/need Julian’s savior complex.

Addendum: The savior complex is rooted in Julian’s desire to be extraordinary in a normal way. There are multiple ways to read him wanting to be the suave spy and hero. He could be neurodivergent, he could be trans, and/or he could be wrestling with sexuality.

All of these things deviate from the norm, which is something Julian wants to do… as long as it earns him positive attention. Of course he wants to be strong and brave, but not at risk of being seen as completely invincible and inhumanly capable. His spy worship comes from the idea of people being extraordinary in socially acceptable ways and situations.

(I want to state that this trait completely disappears when Julian has the opportunity to help people. I would argue that in a medical crisis, Julian is at his best and bravest. Another reason why I refuse to believe he would become an agent for Section 31.)

Back to the main point of deconstruction. One of Julian’s most prominent relationships is with Garak. His initial interest in Garak is because he believes Garak to be a spy. They spend many an episode with Julian implying/outright asking Garak who he is.

It’s a very fun game for him and Garak both.

And then we have ‘The Wire’ where we, and Julian, learn that Garak isn’t full of glamour and mystique. He’s a deeply flawed individual traumatized by his years of assassinations and espionage.

Instead of being excited by the ‘spy intrigue’ of it all, Julian makes it very clear that he Doesn’t Care. He has the opportunity to press for more from Garak, and he doesn’t. He even has the opportunity to ask Enabran Tain (who would have gleefully told Julian if it meant he could twist the knife that much deeper into Garak), and he doesn’t.

The whole episode goes so completely against Julian’s spy worship that we’re meant to understand that he will always, always choose real lives over his pretend one.

Honestly, everything about Garak is a critique and commentary about Julian’s spy fantasy.

Think of ‘Our Man Bashir.’

Garak made it very clear that Julian’s pretend world was nothing like a real exercise in subterfuge. He continued to poke holes in the holo-program until Julian had to make an actual tough call.

If we put aside the writers’ reasons for separating Julian and Garak from that episode on and look at it from a narrative-lense, Julian distanced himself from Garak because he didn’t like what he saw in himself.

Was he really someone who could sacrifice a life to save the collective?

He doesn’t want to be the one making those choices. Julian has already showed how deeply he values the lives of others. He’s a doctor; he saves lives, not takes them.

I could go on. The entire sub-plot with Section 31 and Sloan was meant to show Julian’s disillusionment with spy games.

He made his choice not to play.

Beta canon expects me to believe he went through all that character-growth for nothing?

Of course he went to Cardassia Prime to alleviate the human (human-adjacent) suffering there!!!

#Star Trek #ds9 #deep space 9 #Julian Bashir #garashir #<<if you squint #anyway this is not dogging on anyone’s section 31 stories!!! I love the drama of it all #but beta canon really says ‘of course he continued down his path of working for an organization that actively harms people and takes their #agency :)’ he would not do that.#I know Julian he’s my bestie and he’s silly and wayyy too idealistic but he wouldn’t join section 31

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extasiswings · 3 days

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ALRIGHT, got my tinfoil hat on. I just saw a fic rec where Eddie is trapped on a bomb sensor plate thing. WHAT IF something like that happens (kinda goes back to the trapped dads car situation). Could force a conversation without injuring anyone and frantic buck is back in the game. In this essay I will-

I hear you but I don’t think you understand how much I need literal trapped dads Buddie with both of them in danger. I want the outright 5x11 callback insanity, I want Eddie telling Buck to go because maybe Buck has a better chance to make it out/invoking the will to suggest Buck has to and Buck snapping and unloading all of the feelings he’s been keeping locked up tight since his deeply complicated face journey during the will scene. I want Eddie to be awake and alive but knowing they could die any minute and that he cannot survive going through what he did with the lightning strike again and in that moment being willing to say anything that might get Buck to leave because he’s going to die anyway so he might as well tell the truth. Like at this point they can have my scene from Stuck on Fast Forward verbatim if they want but it is no longer a want, it is a need—I need them to trap! Those! Dads!

#chapel talks #anonymous #I’m not saying your suggestion wouldn’t work or that I couldn’t find my way to being happy about it in canon if they went that type of route #I’m just saying I need them trapped together in a car that’s hanging off the edge of a cliff or something in a bad way

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justgallifreyanthings · 5 months

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The new sonic screwdriver has been shown and it looks to have circular gallifreyan on it, I tried to translate it but got nothing, but I also just am not great at translating it. I figured you’d be the one to ask, can you find any actual words on Ncuti’s new sonic? Or just what are your thoughts about the new sonic :3

Hi! So as you mentioned in your other message, the sonic screwdriver is supposed to say “the sharpness of the tongue defeats the sharpness of the warriors”. However I’ve got other thoughts so I’m gonna do a bit of a vent anyway haha.

First things first, I say “supposed to” for a reason, because the phrase is missing all of the dot details that would make it legible per the Sherman’s Gallifreyan system, and it’s chock full of typos. The orientation of the words also differs, in that they’ve rotated every word slightly so the first letter is whatever’s closest to the outer edge of the screwdriver; in Sherman’s, the starting point doesn’t rotate like that.

Even accounting for the orientation change, the screwdriver currently reads “the tatpness fo the tongee befeets the tatpns fo the wat?iots”. Which….. lmfao.

So the net-net is that the BBC stole co-opted a fan’s system, and then used it wrong, even though there are literally people out there (like yours truly) who would jump at the chance to design an accurate and beautiful Gallifreyan piece for use on the show. For free even! For the sheer pleasure of adding “featured on the BBC” to my LinkedIn!

And all this because the BBC is too lazy to create their own consistent Gallifreyan system, but also too greedy to appropriately credit the artists whose work they’ve stolen for the show — artists plural! Sherman and Sirkles and who knows who else! — or to stop levying copyright strikes against other fans using Sherman’s fanmade system. When the BBC fully steals a fan’s work, it’s an easter egg, but when fans reference Doctor Who when making artwork in an unlicensed fanmade system, it’s theft of intellectual property? Make it make sense. (Spoiler: you can’t!)

I wish I could just feel overjoyed to see the fan community’s love for Doctor Who and interest in Gallifreyan incorporated into the show! In a different universe, this could be such a love letter between creator and fandom, a testament to the way that media and fandom weave together into something bigger than the sum of its parts. But in THIS universe, it just leaves a sour taste in my mouth.

#Gallifreyan #doctor who #bbc #bbc doctor who #ncuti gatwa #I wouldn’t be surprised if whoever did the Gallifreyan for the screwdriver didn’t realize that it’s not a canon system #probably some underpaid prop designer googled ‘Gallifreyan’ for inspo and found the GTH translator #but it’s so so so sleazy of the BBC and the DW team to not have safeguards in place to prevent Sherman’s from ending up in the show #anyway literally just commission me instead #my work looks better AND it’s accurate

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friendlyneighborhoodplebeian · 10 months

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@ Mahal’s Hall front door circa Gimli’s death.

*knock knock*

Mahal, yelling through the door: I don’t want what you’re selling!

???: I want my husband back!

Mahal, opening the door: What?

Legolas: Give me my husband back.

Mahal: Look it doesn’t work like that—

Legolas bites Mahal’s leg.

Mahal: WTF—

#Legolas #mahal #lotr #gigolas #feral legolas #Legolas is a biter accept it #Don’t think this wouldn’t happen #It 100% would #He learned it from his daddy #Thranduil did the same thing for Bard #It didn’t work as well though #Canonically we don’t know what happens to human souls🤷‍♀️#He still bit Eru tho #Like multiple times #Eru regrets making elves because of him🤷‍♀️

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gavin-reed-is-gay · 4 months

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Being a Gavin hater must be funny as hell cause imagine sitting there and being like “I hate this character, he’s a dick but he’s just a tertiary antagonist with not much screen time so I won’t really see much of him” and then reed900 exists 😂

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bifrosted-flakes · 17 days

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I think they could’ve been running buddies in a better world

#nanami is also in this drawing but I need to work on her design more before I feel like sharing #this takes place sort of post canon idk #saionji is there bc he needs something to fill his time bc there’s no evil student council and Anthy suggested it (theyre tentative friends)#Utena doesn’t even know saionji registered it as a club she just thinks they’re bros #nanami is there bc she has to join a club and thought they wouldn’t make her do anything (they do)#utena tenjou #kyouichi saionji #revolutionary girl utena #rgu #my art

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jays-supersonic-dynamo · 1 year

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haven’t stopped thinking about this scene. my god. hugs

#my art #fanart #lego dreamzzz #mateo lego dreamzzz #logan lego dreamzzz #mateo dreamzzz #logan dreamzzz #they’re so. ASKAJFKJFKDV #brb trying my best to redeem Lil Creature Logan #in the show i think its more tolerable than the official render which is … scary #i still wanna work on it a bit more but #i got tiiimmme i got time #i think its so silly that he’s tiny actually. pick him up throw him around punt him like footaball #i dont even need ship content necessarily i just need these kids to be bffs forever #not that i wouldn’t mind it but lik #AUGHHH yanno?#hopefully he doesnt look like bentho. tried my hardest when. their canon designs are so so similar

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emeto-safe-bfdi · 4 months

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do barfbag please

design 2: goodie bag!

#I love them. Sad most plot points involving her canon self wouldn’t work with this design #bfb barf bag #barf bag tpot #barf bag bfb #bfdi barf bag #barf bag bfdi #bfb #bfdi #osc #tpot

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timdrake-yumm · 1 year

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Give me a Bruce who got Dick and his autism brain went: “I need to know everything I can about raising a child” and enrolled in a college child and adolescent development class.

Look. I’m in one right now— not because I’m going to have a kid any time soon, but because I’m a psych major, it fulfills a core requirement, and FHD is just psych-adjacent enough that I don’t care that it’s not technically for my major. Anywhomst, in this class we learn all sorts of stuff, and as we’re learning it, we can apply it to how we interact with the virtual child we’re raising .

(it’s a program called MyVirtualChild™️ that pairs with the textbook we’re reading and it allows us to raise a fake child to 18yrs old on our computers. Usually also gives the child a sibling, but you can’t raise that one to 18. It’s pretty cool— before we started it asked all these questions about if the child was biological, adopted, whether or not we had a partner, and all sorts of stuff about our mental history in order to incorporate enough of it in if we chose for the kid to be biological. Mine was and I had a fake partner. My kid’s name was Simon, he has dyslexia, and I’m very proud of him for being so mathematically/scientifically smart and getting into a good STEM college. His brother is named Timothy and he has ADHD and I love him just as much even though I didn’t get to interact with him as much. Also, the simulation had my partner and I divorce and we both ended up getting new partners, which I had no control over since it technically didn’t have any direct relation to me parenting my children. Anyways I’m still the favorite parents so sucks to be my ex I guess)

Sorry for that rant. The POINT is, I think it would be funny if Bruce were in this class when he first got dick because it would be such a learning experience and also he would get so frustrated over the lack of control he had for the options they give in certain scenarios. Imagine him getting to one of these where he thinks none of the things are the right answer, so he turns to dick and is like “which one do you think we should do, Chum?” And dick chooses the option that no sane person would pick but he’s a kid so he thinks it sounds fun and Bruce is just like “alright, might as well make all the mistakes on the fake kid instead of the real one” and goes for it. Alfred is shaking his head in the background. When Jason comes around Dick claims he’s actually the 4th kid because he has 2 virtual siblings he whole heartedly claims as real ones

#dc #dc comics #batfam #autistic bruce wayne #autistic batman #dick grayson #batfamily #bruce wayne #jason todd #child and adolescent development class #my virtual child #also is dick still robin?#who knows #not me #but I think it would be funnier if he were #because Bruce would still try and implement some of the parenting recommendations and stuff but it wouldn’t work as well #still better than canon versions of abusive Bruce

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seagreenstardust · 17 days

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Literally all I want to do rn is write bkdk. I’ve had the skeleton of a hospital fix-it fic rattling around in my head for months that I never got around to and turns out today is the day it decided to hold the brain cell hostage

#maybe I’ll actually get some words down after work #I always figured I wouldn’t be able to write bkdk tbh #but they have such a chokehold on me and current canon just keeps feeding me more ideas #bkdk #bakudeku #idk something about post-revival Katsuki has unlocked the part of my brain the felt like I could never write for them #I always figured I was too soft to do him justice

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nongenderbentanimeneilarmstrong · 3 months

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So you know how there’s occasionally mentions of Schicksal’s business enterprises?

Well one of the ways Otto’s immortal is the Abyss Flower, which fucks with things based on their genome.

Therefore, I think it would be really funny if there was an Otto Apocalypse immortal cell line that you could just buy online.

#obviously this wouldn’t work with canon given the whole Shariac blood thing #but it would be hilarious #hi3 #honkai impact #honkai impact 3rd

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mcybree · 2 months

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considering my brand is bitching about FH all day, sometimes I feel bad at convincing myself wcsmp didn’t end well for scott and milo. Like damn girl leave him with SOMETHING…

#In my defense exactly 0 people were seriously expecting the good ending #i saw people jokingly predict milo wouldn’t give a fuck about the murders or the selling his soul for immortality or the #But then again you need to be able to look past the horrors to date scott i think. the concerning level of attachment was part of the deal #I just. Ohhh I cant look past what he was willing to do for milo. I can’t look past the amount of self destruction #Glad it ended well for him but the canon ending is like. some better alternate reality fantasy for me #Which is crazy because IT IS THE CANON ENDING ITS LITERALLY REAL #but i still catch myself thinking man… I wish everything worked out for him and milo :/#AS IF IT DIDNT????#HES LITERALLY HAPPY AND IN LOVE????#I just cant believe it like there’s no way #What happens when milo dies again. Scott is still a litch with like eight spare souls its very unlikely he dies first #What happens then? Eight consecutive suicides?#Like girl please go to therapy before that happens. Im afraid of what you’ll do to the world or yourself or both #*he* might not have magic anymore but he’d figure out something for sure #bree barks so fucking loud

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