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buwheal · 4 months

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I wanna give him a blanket. Can it maybe just materialize outta nowhere?

(I know fabric wrinkles suck to draw. You don't gotta 😵)

#i uh #i got carried away. Oops. wtf is wrong with this guy??#Lmk if you need translations for the particularly glitchy part.#also just to clarify the physical glitch is not what /caused/ him to say that it just particularly irritated him and so he lashed out-#-before he could think ab it. i almost contemplated a frame of him apologizing & then i thought about it... he would not. nuh uh.#Last ask with this setting for now. It /will/ come back though because he sleeps there.#stayed up a little too late to finish this... i was so excited all day to do this one lmfao #it wasnt supposed to go past where he calls you a plethora of names but i needed to make it somehow transition back to the storefront later #thank you brave anon for your attempt. not really how it works here though. The fabric folds isnt really the issue lol.#as an apology you get the longest one to date. thanks o7.#spamton #spamton g spamton #[you've got mail!]#he switched up so quickly after it dissapated beause he realized he was just yelling at a camera... embarasing.. what a freak #going crazy in the tags today not sorry

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sora-of-uranus · 2 months

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death note au where everythings the same except Light calls the death note his 'burn book' and uses a larger variety of deaths like getting hit by a buss.

Misa asks "are you referencing mean girls?" and Light in all his closeted shame goes "the fuck is mean girls?" knowing damn well he used to twirl his hair and kick his feet, writing in his pink fluffy diary about his phd level analysis of Mean girls when he was 11.

#death note #light yagami #Listen....he just would #“are you a death note user” “nuh uh I'm a burn book user”#“no mr detective those arn't the names of thousands of criminals in a note book called 'the death note'...its my teenage burn book”#“i'm just so into justice that I get filled with rage and must write out my feelings”#“see here it says 'beyond birthday is an emos wet dream /neg' thats so innocent sir”

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lonelysa1lor · 1 month

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If I read another TMA fic where Martin goes to make tea and brings out some shit like Chai or Mocha. I will not be held accountable for my actions I'm not actually that mad about it but GIVE THAT MAN HIS PG TIPS AND TETLEY. It's his god given right as a British man to serve the most dogshit tea and you will respect that!

#HE'S BRITISH WHY IS HE SERVING THE ARCHIVES CAPPUCINOS???#You're going to look me in the eye as you say that Jon would drink some chai DAILY??#nuh uh #not my bland office man #If you go to some cafe and they get their fancy drinks there then that's fine BUT FROM MARTIN????#the magnus archives #tma #tma podcast #martin blackwood #jonathan sims #martin k blackwood

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money-and-dandellions · 1 month

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Apollo has seizures every time a prophecy is spoken so it is painful

and when the Oracles are established, they do not go away, just become less painful

#leto and artemis would freak out so much the first few times because they simply don't know what is happening #like imagine a small apollo who is barely healed after python having seizures (because the oracle got claimed by him) and he also doesn't #doesn't understand what is happening and his eyes just start to glow and smoke and stuff and there is some sort of a prophecy #a small one like 'its goibg to rain tomorrow a lot so be mindful' (because i refuse to make him say something huge for the 1st time he is #is just a baby and his family is also stressed there is no way i am making him say something big #and he passes out (as expected) and then wakes up to artemis (shhhh no one saw a thing #a thing that didn't happen nuh uh) sleeping near him with theor legs tangled #and leto is also near #and then it happoa few more times so they learn to recognise the symptoms #leto #apollo #artemis #headcanon

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jazzkrebber · 9 months

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no because in Kaz's face of with Pekka Rollins, when he's talking about Alby and he tells him "the trick is not to love anything. your mistake was that you let someone get in. someone you'd sacrifice everything for and it makes you weak." yeah, he's talking about Alby in order to rattle Pekka, but deep down, he's talking about Inej. he knows she's his greatest weakness, and thinks that letting her in would be a mistake. that's why he pushes her away, because if he lets her in, that means he has something to lose. something that anyone could use against him, just like he used Alby against Pekka. he may not have actually done anything to Alby, but others would surely hurt Inej. he doesn't want her to be targeted because of the things he's done, not her.

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fluffypotatey · 6 months

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If wukong told (lied) to macaque that he never cared about him, do you think that would make macaque even more aggresive or like shut down/be the final straw that finally makes macaque let go of wukong

so, just like my answer for whether macky would willingly erase swk from his life, I think this answer also depends on when in the show swk told macky this, and what better way to explain this than by going through each outcome per season :)

UNO

looking at s1, we meet a Macaroni who is very hellbent on killing (or at the very least, heavily damaging) SWK because he feels like the guy never truly gave a shit about him (<- my interpretation). thus, it is safe to assume that if Wukong were to laugh off Marnolo's hurt and anger and tell the guy that he never cared, Mac&cheese will only feel that his current assumptions of SWK are correct and that the guy only cares about himself and his image.

would he feel hurt about it? oh absolutely. maybe punch a wall, destroy the "dojo" he allegedly lives in in an outburst of power and anger. maybe scream and cry but be mad at his own tears (begin to wipe them away but is too hash so he scars himself and then can't stop bc he's very self-destructive)

DOS

technically, Wukong is MIA so this would never happen. BUT! have you considered!!! Wukong telling MK that Macdonalds was just some guy from his past, nobody super important, basically a nobody he wronged in his long list of enemies. which MK might possibly parrot back to Macadoo in 2x07

heavens above Marconi would be pissed.

forget trying to be a dick to MK and "teaching" him that his path of emulating Wukong has already made him forget his friends (untrue, but this is what i assume was Macky's interpretation of MK's actions since the guy didn't actively search for his missing friends, who MK thought left him on purpose).

nah, Macky is hunting SWK down. he is out for blood because "did i serious mean so little to you? were our nights under that tree sharing secrets, dreams, peaches fucking nothing to you?" (and idk....maybe after the air clears out, possibly, macky would realize SWK's true reason for being MIA and....help out???? mayhaps???....yeah, yeah, i know only in my dreams T^T)

TRES

ok, so we could technically say this sort of happened in ep1 when Sun Wukong said, "i thought it was someone important," and, "so what, you're her puppet now? i mean, makes sense. you always did have a sidekick kind of vibe."

and that is basically Wukong implying that he viewed his relationship with Macaque as one where he didn't consider Macky to be important to him, or someone he saw as a close friend. however, this is also a tactic Wukong uses against nearly every villain he interacts with, simply to get a rise out of them. so, pin that down as Wukong being observant enough to know which words to use to hurt.

AND Macky's reaction to it is him jumping out of his cool-ass looking jet and body-slamming the monkey king to the floor. so, uh, it is safe to assume that Macky was pissed off at Wukong's comment.

THUS! with that in mind, we can say that in this context, Macackle will be upset enough to fight him; however, if we were to consider the end of s3 (like Samadhi Fire ritual to the end) i would go with the option of Mackarell shutting down and feeling like that comment is the nail in the coffin for their relationship.

CUATRO

in s4? absolutely not. he would be dragging Wukong by the ear, demanding that he repeat what he said, ordering Wukong to try and convince himself that their past meant nothing while Macky still lives and breathes. and especially after the s4 special.

you could argue that Macky could shut down in the beginning of s4, but i think he'd probably laugh it off because he knows now that Wukong is lying. he's being his old deflective self and probably doesn't know where to place Macanoli in his head now that they're technically on better terms with LBD done with.

but after all the drama of going through SWK's memories? nuh uh, Wukong can't get out of this, nope. you handed iMac a chocolate peach popsicle. it is too late for you turn back and lie about your feelings. you can dig your grave and lie about it, but he's just gonna hit you right back with your own medicine and make you understand that if y'all truly want to reconcile, you cannot continue lying to yourself that you don't care.

not anymore.

so, anyway, i hope this answers your question, anon! i had a lot of fun running this question around in me braincage :3

#lmk #lmk six eared macaque #lmk sun wukong #shadowpeach #bc i cannot help myself but talk about them in the context of shadowpeach #literally could have said 'i think if swk told macky this now compared to previous episodes' he would know it was bullshit (since he & MK #went through swk's memories and got to SEE swk's side of their relationship) and would've called the idiot out on it bc nuh uh are they #going to go through the same motions as before and fuck up their communication like last time you take that fucking back you bitch'#but (of course) i wanted back up for this answer and this show occupies all the nooks and crannies of my mind :)#for the sake of this mini essay (she says typing out her tags before finishing this post) imma capitalize only the names #for the bit #also mispell macky's name #for the bit....as well #no i am not counting macky out for being self-destructive #he has BEEN self-destructive to himself and his health until the end of s3 #nobody can convince me otherwise #this man was on the path of destroying himself to either destroy wukong or free himself from lbd (whom i might add WAS SOMEONE #HE WILLINGLY CONSIDERED IT WA BETTER TO BATHE IN THE FIRES OF SAMADHI TO BE FREE FROM HER CONTRACT! YOU #KNOW....THE VERY SAME FLAMES THAT CAN BURN REALITIES??? THAT FIRE!!!)#*sighs* why must my answers about shadowpeach and almost everything lmk related be long T^T #not mad just confused on that fact that i have been in a writer's traffic jam for weeks but get asked this and SUDDENLY????#all my energy comes back????#rude af brain >:(#asks #anonymous

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benbamboozled · 1 year

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Bruce Wayne Headcanons

that I cannot reconcile with current/most/ALL of his comics characterization but I hold onto nevertheless

—Bruce Wayne!! trains each of his Robins with the goal of them becoming better than him.

—Bruce Wayne!! intends for the Robins to be his actual failsafe if he ever went off the deep end. (Fuck that weirdo robot lol.)

—Bruce Wayne!! 1000% blames himself for Jason Todd’s death I don’t care what the comics have had him say or what his dumbass inner-narrative has said…*handwave handwave* all of that was just him desperately trying to cover the hole in his heart from failing his son so completely.

#Bruce Wayne headcanons #yes this IS a stealth rant about BvR and other things I hate.#the Jason Todd one in particular…like…#FIRST OF ALL—what fucking parent blames their teen kid for being *murdered in cold blood by a serial killer*??? NOT ONE THAT I WANT TO KNOW!#SECOND OF ALL—BRUCE DIDN’T EVEN *KNOW* THAT JASON WAS FUCKING *THERE*!!!! LIKE…#HOW WOULD HE *NOT* LOOK BACK ON THAT AND GO ‘I should have been better for him’?????#and like…as I’ve said before—I could buy him using The Story Of Jason Todd as like a Teachable Moment (tm)#to try to get SOMEthing of value out of Jason’s BRUTAL MURDER BY A NOTORIOUS SERIAL KILLER—#WHO THEN WENT ON TO TRY TO KILL THE ENTIRE UN BTW.#but like…he *himself* thinking that Jason was to blame??? NO WAY. nuh uh #not Mr. Tortured By Being Unable To Save His Parents When *He* Was A Child. NO. DO NOT PASS GO.#man I feel like I had a third point but idk I’m too angyy lol.#idk WHY WOULD BRUCE NOT BLAME HIMSELF FOR LEAVING JASON ALONE IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!#IT DOESN’T FUCKING ADD UP!!!#YOU CAN’T TELL ME A DUDE IS ALL *HAUNTED BY HIS PAST* AND THEN THE THING THAT FUCKING WELL *SHOULD* HAUNT HIM…#HAVE HIM BE LIKE ‘lol sucks to suck.’#YOU CANT EVEN SAY IT’S UNRELIABLE NARRATION BECAUSE IT IS NEVER CHALLENGED *WITHIN THE FUCKING* NARRATIVE!!!#LIKE SURE IF THE *GOAL* WAS TO HAVE BRUCE WAYNE BE A FULL-ON HUMBERT HUMBERT LEVEL BIG FUCKING LIAR THAT WOULD BE A GOOD WAY TO DO IT—#BUT THAT IS CLEARLY *NOT* WHAT IS HAPPENING!!! WE ARE CLEARLY SUPPOSED TO THINK ‘aw poor Bruce too bad Jason sucked so hard. :(’#okay *deep breath exhales smoke from my nostrils* okay I think I’m done.

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gayspidermanvillain · 5 months

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I’m sorry but I don’t think I can trust the opinion of an mj hater. That’s a red flag to me

#if my doctor told me I had cancer and then I found out he thought game MJ was annoying I would just say nuh uh

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alithetiredartist · 7 months

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Post canon boiling isles politics fights are probably so funny. Like “NO THIS TEENAGERS IS EVIL” “NO THEY WERE THE GOOD ONES” whatever the boiling isles equivalent to thanksgiving is probably like hell

#the owl house #hexsquad #cause like obviously people had different view about belos #and people are gonna have different opinions #and then like they’re gonna be in these huge arguements about just some random teens #there’d be that uncle who’s been drinking a bit too much apple blood screaming about how belos was a good emperor #then the guy that he’s screaming at is like NUH UH #then it’s like that one random guy who claims he doesn’t have a strong opinion gets in on the arguement and like he’ll breaks loose #i think it’s even funnier if ome of the background characters who kinda sorta knew the hexsquad were there but are too scared to say #like potions guy #and he’s just like pfft yeah i’ve never met or heard of them ever #nope definitely not #then the kids in the corner just trying to play with their action figures #i think it would be funny if the hexsquad had those crappy action figures where their faces look all weird #they were against the idea of merch but eh they can’t control it #so they probably all have the complete set #what was i talking about

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spotsupstuff · 8 months

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If hypothetically HYPOTHETICALLY Boreas did get a partner, what kind of person would mix well with him? This is all hypothetical of course

THAT'S THE THING I CAN'T IMAGINE *ANY* SORT OF PERSON MIXING WELL WITH HIM. HE'S SOLO. THAT'S IT. HE'S SOLO. it's fucking snipped right at the bud to me. it's hard to imagine him finding a Friend group outside of his family (the Anemoi SPECIFICALLY not even the Eo group at Large as would be usual!!!), not to mention a partner??

#spot says stuff #rw #oc tag #i suppose Maybe someone like Zephyr??? maybe??? eh... maybe not........#cuz like he can stand people who r more steadfast dont take shit n are brave. but i cant imagine hed like That pointed at him #and the opposite will just piss him off on the full line #like to the friend group thing: he n Orion for example arent friends. they are coworkers. Orion refers to n thinks of Boreas strictly as-#-his boss. ud think Those two would be close since Orion is the third ever iterator made in the group n so he interacted with B a lot #but!!! nope!!!!!! B doesnt wanna have anythin to do with him outside of work. if euros notos n haboob werent parts of the anemoi group-#-and therefore his responsibility he would Not like them. he just doesnt fuckin like Anybody. as a caretaker he Can kinda do it-#-example being the young anemoi and sparrows but otherwise nuh-uh #mans a lost case romantically. off the shelf. not interested. doesnt give a shit about people enough to get romantically invested

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billygaysanguine · 1 month

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>:( for the asks :)

now this is from ages and ages ago (SORRY) but i think the question was Would your f/o survive 2012 tumblr? and honestly. if im being truthful. (based on my research because i was 6 years old at that time.) i think scapegrace would thrive there. if were talking early (books 2 - 4) scapegrace. hed love it. he would love the quotes and the memes and the mustache tattoo thing and having his own cringe ass little blog

#skulduggery pleasant #and im saying this with love. hes a cringefail loser first and foremost #he would thrive in this sort of. environment #looking at inspirational quotes would be really enriching for him is what im saying.#scapegrace #vaurien scapegrace #also its currently 12:25 am so if i made any grammar mistakes .nuh uh #ask games

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carbonateddelusion · 6 months

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I wanna stress that being possessed isn't instantly murder murder stabby time. it isn't necessarily a bad thing? in the right situations, it can be a therapeutic tool used to help ghosts come to terms with their passing and get to have a few more moments of living. it has negative side effects, especially if you fight it or do it very very often like Edgar does, but it isn't an all out bad thing. the bad part comes when a hostile ghost (like Jack would be) decides that they're going to try and overpower the person being possessed to use their body with malicious intent

#ghostie jack is fun but tbh i don't think he'd get very far #edgar's mind is like a steel trap. you are not getting in unless he says you can. OR if he's feeling a super intense emotion #like. the easiest way for jack to get a hold of him as a ghost is to intentionally trigger him because that would cause such a severe-#reaction in him #oc ramblings #oc: the ghosties #life after death's ghosts are incredibly emotion based. everything about them has to do with emotions.#someone who is emotionally stunted/withdrawn from their emotions would have the 1. hardest time identifying ghosts and 2. the hardest time-#-being possessed. as in like. it takes a very strong ghost to get into their mind and overpower them.#it's basically like how in dnd there's still people who don't believe in magic sometimes. if they just go nuh uh hard enough it doesn't work

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arklay · 1 year

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omfg the logistics of s.t.a.r.s. makes me sick. like there is absolutely no need for them to work for 24 hours 7 days a week for what they are. in my mind it would be that alpha have the day shift and bravo have the night one but even then like. it makes no sense. because they would be 12 hour shifts... every day... that's. no.

#leah.txt #capcom i need you to fix this bullshit just for my brain #like omfg. can you image. 6am to 6pm or something. that's hell. like i know jobs have 12 hour shifts i know this but they don't go for #SEVEN DAYS IN A ROW #there are off days....#funny though cause the rest of stars are suffering with that but then there's wesker who not only has to do this but he has the job duties #of being the captain for alpha team and basically commander overall BUT ALSO he's the chief of security at umbrella. like. he doesn't sleep #i feel like surely they'd have like weekends Off but they are still on call if things happen?? who knows. cause 7 days... no... like even 5 #days of 12 hours isn't right so it's wild #idk how this makes sense at all but augh #OMFG I JUST READ IT AGAIN AND NO. its 24 hours for one team and then they switch.......... NO. NUH UH. THAT'S.... no.#it's literally unnecessary for what they are and the skills the attention they would need for tasks. changing after 12 hours makes more #sense and even that's a lot so. capcom please explain the logic behind this to me. true story behind biohazard book please explain this.#''these two teams work in shifts. one day each. in other words alpha team works a 24-hour shift for a day followed by bravo team''#i have some safety concerns with this #oh reading this and just some casual misogny thrown in there once again. capcom it's literally unnecessary to keep doing these throw #away lines. like no one was thinking that so why did you say it??#anyways this is bullshit lmaooo can i redesign the stars work hours please?#just for what they do i don't think 24 hours makes sense to keep someone awake that long when they need to be alert and such but what #do i know ougoughg #i mean a lot of stuff in this book manual thingy have been retconned but it's so wild

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the-cat-at-the-theatre-door · 2 years

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Alonzo as a dad is very...

-This is the cutest baby I have ever seen in my LIFE. Literally the best looking kid ever, look at this FACE. I can't stand it.

-You're only saying that because it's your kid

-You're damn right I am!

#what you're going to look at this and tell me I'm wrong??#also like jemima totally counts in this scenario - she got the treatment too #sometimes if anycat ever asked about his daughters and asked if they were both his he would flatly look at them #and say what in hell kind of a question is that of course they are #- this one has my eyes *points to silly* and this one looks exactly fucking like me *points to jemima*#(the joke here being that jemima looks literally nothing like him and a whole lot like he who shall not be named #but alonzo stills insists to this day he's only ever seen demeter in that gal)#it's the family resemblance what you don't see it?#(not that anycat would but strictly for this scenario)#alonzo also thinks most kittens look the same especially when they're brand new like featureless hairless little mice #but not his nuh uh he knows his #anyway i...love him honestly but only the him that exists in my memory and my mind #Alonzo #my headcanons

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ramonathinks · 7 months

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nanami drabble based on this (minors do not interact)

your sweet boyfriend nanami isn’t that old. but when he hears you say, “i want you to fuck me like a whore.” he gulps and almost spits out his drink.

“you want me to what?” he’s bouncing his leg and pulling you close against his chest to hear you say it again.

“i want you to fuck me.”

“don’t i always?” he chuckles, but the glint in your eyes are still there and a deep pout on your lips. “we always—”

“we make love. we have sex. but… i want you to fuck me. i want it rough and dirty—"

“do you know what you’re asking of me? i can’t… why would i want to be rough with my delicate baby, hm?”

“you can be rough with me and still show how much you love me… i love making love with you, but tonight i want you to just let loose and not so responsible,”

he thinks it over all night before he actually makes his way to bed. swallowing hard and his palms shaking. he’s never had this to be requested of him.

but when he sees you… naked and spread for him, he’s no longer thinking like the sweet man you know.

he’s flipping you over quickly and putting a hand over your mouth as he slips inside of you, no foreplay, just thrusting. a pinch of pain and your muffled voice making his eyes go hazy, his hips with a kind of their own as he pounds inside of you.

kissing and biting up and down your neck, he whispers words he never thought to urge, “you like when daddy fucks you? when i show you how this is mine?”

pushing your back down he continues, feeling you squeezing around him. tears streaming down your face and your eyes rolling back, “thought you wanted this? now you can’t speak? talk to daddy.”

but the only talking he can hear is the squishy sounds echoing off the walls as he fills your cunt, the fast thrashing of skin slapping together. “n-nanami—ah!”

your hands are pushing him away but he’s rubbing eagerly at your clit. “just a breakkkkk!”

“nuh uh. gonna break this pussy in, show her the new me.” your legs are shaking as he does a devilish smile, thrusting inside of you again

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hazmatazz · 2 months

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i failed to talk to the pretty boy again

#hhhow .#he had a friend with him. i can't approach Two people #even if he was the only one there what the fuckkkk would i say???#“hey give me two thumbs up if you want me to leave but i think you're reallyyy cool so hii.... what's your namee....”#like ??? nuh uh #and then what if he wants me to leave him alone but he doesn't tell me and it's awkward and he thinks i'm weird 😖#crying sobbing shaking i wan...wanna be his friend .....#babble #complaining

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