#but as i said this interaction was so fucking cute
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PAINTED WORSHIP Nanami x Prim Princess!Reader
Minors and ageless blogs don't fucking interact
Pairing: Nanami Kento x PrimPrincess!Reader
Genre: Smut
Word Count: 1491
Warnings: Slightly jealous!Nanami, Posessive!Nanami, plus size reader, female bodied reader, Marks left, no protection (wrap up kids), Food used as an aphrodaisiac (ice-cream)
Summary: When Gojo gets a little peek down your top, Nanami can't stop hiimself from marking whats his.
A/N: What the hell happened?? I sat down to write this thinking it'd be a cute little blurb net thing i know we're at a thousand plus words??? Anyway i wrote this while cooking okra. such an unsexy scenario please keep in mind when you read lol ok byeeee
sort of pt1 here
Pretty prim princess of the Jujutsu world. No one expects you to leave long scratches down the length of your boyfriend’s back every night. No one expects you to be face down-ass up, shoved into the mattress; Nanami Kento pounding into you from behind. No one expects that you get slapped on your ass every time because he loves watching it jiggle.
Nanami is so careful not to leave visible marks on you. He too has a reputation to maintain after all. The hand print on your bum, the little hickeys that litter your chest – these are meant for his eyes only. It’s unfortunate that Gojo got a little peek though; when you bent over to take a look at what he was trying to show you at his desk, and he turned his head, only to be met by the perfect view down your top. The swell of your décolletage tantalizingly close and the gentle bruises all over your skin standing out in a harsh contrast.
“I have to go!” He said standing up suddenly. “I—”
Gojo sprinted to the loo, almost crashing into an amused Nanami, leaving a befuddled you wondering what happened.
“Wha–” you started straightening up.
“I think we better get you some turtlenecks” Nanami said stepping close to you and pulling your neckline higher. You looked down and your eyes widened.
“Do you think he saw?” you whispered into his chest.
“Lucky bastard… I have half a mind to gouge out his six eyes” He lays a hand on your chest. As if trying to make sure your top would never again leave your skin and presses a reserved kiss into your hair. “You’re mine. For my eyes only…”
It was a wonder how Nanami made it through the day when all he could think about was how he needed to leave fresh marks on you tonight. Marks that would not be tainted by some other eyes: only for him.
His arms encircled you, the minute you stepped into your shared apartment, lips planted on your neck he sucked at your skin. Your knees buckled and Nanami held you up, knowing it was coming.
“Min-min…” You started in a feeble attempt to placate your lover but a low growl stopped you from continuing. His tongue bullied your neck, and his hands shifted your focus to your breasts which he squeezed fingers searching for your hardening nipples under the fabric of your blouse.
You couldn’t help but throw your head back and moan. Thankful that you were still supported by his arms. You could feel Nanami grinding against your back. The bulge that grew in his pants made you wet just thinking about it.
“Min-min…” you tried again.
Nanami sank his teeth into the spot he’d been worshipping in response making you yelp with the shock. “Nanami! What the fuck!?”
He released you and you turned to look at him. His pupils were blown and his lips were red “We need to eat, but I’m not done with you… ” Saying this Nanami squeezed your ass and disappeared into the kitchen, leaving you to collect yourself.
Dinner was quick. You always meal planned during the weekend so everything was ready for Nanami to pop into the oven for a quick broil. Nanami finished dinner by serving you a helping of your favourite ice-cream which you both took to the couch to enjoy but once he was done, he climbed over you in a swift movement. “I’m hungry.”
“What… We just ate Min-min, were the portions not en—”
You were cut off by his ravenous mouth on yours. Licking at the ice-cream you were still eating. He sucked on your lower lip as if in answer to your unfinished question. His hands came up once again to knead at your breast.
A low moan escaped you and you felt your bowl being taken from your hands and set aside while Nanami kissed you over and over. His lips slid down from your mouth to his last conquest and he lapped at it gently hearing you hiss at his touch. The indents his teeth had left on your skin stood out against his tongue, and for a moment Nanami felt guilty. But the feeling was quashed with a simple roll of your hips that begged him for more.
“Kento… need you…”
Nanami grabbed hold of your ass lifting you onto his lap steadying you with one hand he retrieved the ice cream bowl with the other and handed it to you.
“Feed me.”
You took the spoon, ready to let him have some from you but he shook his head.
“Off you.”
Your cheeks burned but you slowly dripped a drop of the cold desert onto your chest, right between your breasts. Nanami enthusiastically licked.
“More. Please…” a gravelly plea.
You dripped it – this time down your breast, it rolled down your skin ending at your erect nipple. Nanami licked again, a stripe up your breast cleaning off the sticky sweetness. His tongue returned and flicked at your nipple and you shuddered.
He reached a hand under your skirt and rubbed at your mound over your panties. “Come on beautiful, keep it coming.”
You continued dripping ice cream down your body, cold streaks matching the red welts you left down Nanami’s back. And Nanami ate you like a starved man. He sucked and licked and bit, painting a masterpiece in shades of purple. His mouth never once left you, drawing prayer after prayer from your lips. His hands made quick work of your clothing, tearing off what you wore, and only then did he pause to take a good look at his masterpiece.
You were a garden in springtime, flowers blooming across your skin. He palmed at the fat bulge in his slacks and you took the opportunity to lick the spoon in your hand of the little ice-cream left on it, trailing your tongue along the metal while never once taking your eyes off Nanami. With a snarl he was on you again, discarding the bowl and lifting you up in his arms to carry you to your bed. He dropped you onto the sheets and yanked down his trousers and boxers in a swift movement. Then he pulled you toward him and sheathed his cock in your dripping pussy.
The initial stretch was always a little painful but tonight you were too aroused to notice the burn, you ripped Nanami’s shirt off, scattering buttons everywhere, his hands found home in your hair and pulled it out of the messy bun, gently holding your small head against his chest as his cock pounded into you.
“Fuck— no wonder Gojo had to excuse himself. You have no fuckin’ idea do ya.” You could only whine. Body jerking with each thrust. You latched your mouth against his chest feeling his nipple and kissed and licked at it. Desperation pooled in your lower abdomen and Nanami thankfully kept pace.
“You have no clue what you do to people. How fucking alluring you are. Like a witch who’s cast a spell on anyone who gets a look at her…” your lover continued.
“Min-min-n-n-n!”
“Yeah baby? Gonna come for me?” His breaths were now ragged, his hips sped up thrusting harder. Two thick fingers were slipped between your folds rubbing firm circles at your clit. “I’m close too baby. Whadya say we come together huh?” He didn’t falter. Fingers, cock, mouth all running you like a well oiled machine.
You felt your climax just at the surface, ready to explode and managed to whisper a, “Don’t stop, please don’t stop, Ken– so close—” Your arms held his shoulders for support and you bit down on skin, muffling the long keening cry that found its way out of you as you came onto his cock and fingers.
Nanami followed just after, hips coming to a juddering stop. He emptied his load in you dragging his cock out slowly, letting his release drip down to your ass. You fell back onto the bed exhausted, splaying your arms out for Nanami to come to you. Instead he lifted himself off the bed and took out his phone. You heard the click of a camera shutter and lifted your head. Nanami crawled up beside you showing you the picture. It was a shot of your dripping pussy, angled in a way that one could see the littered hickeys going up your torso.
Nanami smirked into the shell of your ear. “An artist should always sign their work.”
The next day at Jujutsu High, Gojo noticed two things. One, you were wearing a brand new turtle-neck blouse. And two, later while talking to Nanami, he spotted a large dark mark at the base of his neck – unmistakable teeth marks in a perfect O.
“Damn Nanamin, never took you to be experimental with flavours!” He teased. “Always thought you were a vanilla man.”
The End
A/N: THIS WAS SO CRAZY TO WRITE OMG. A massive thank you to @erebus-et-eigengrau who sat and brainstormed this with me in the notes of pt 1.
Hearts and Reblogs are much appreciated and comments will get you KISSIE
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that male box meme made me realize how bad the flirting lines are in new vegas, like they flow so bad with the actual replies the npcs give. You tell manny his needs have been neglected as the most obvious "im going to fuck you" thing ever and manny talks to you like youre his therapist. Then you can give arcade the worst tumblr text post joke of a come on and hes just gets up and accepts his fate. Being able to tell the boomer guy hes handsome feels cute and pretty natural, and being able to reject cass on account of being gay is honestly a cool interaction. I think flirting with the Follower in HELIOS one is the worst because ignacio is legit just like, ignoring what you said. Reacting like you said something totally different. A mod to change the confirmed bachelor lines would be good...
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2023 Miami Grand Prix - Jenson Button & Fernando Alonso
#i will of course be gifing all of this but#this needed to be memorialized on video#if we cant get a webbonso interview i will take jenson and fernando!! theyre such a cute duo!!#the way jenson says his name SO CUTEEEEE#ill gif jenson too :D#but as i said this interaction was so fucking cute#jenson button#fernando alonso#2023 miami gp#2023 miami grand prix#f1#formula 1#formula one#we do a little bit of f1
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if you want actual like on god for real actually exist you can see the papyri/tablets very incredibly cute egyptian letters absolutely go read translations of the amarna letters between king amenhotep III and his absolute bestest best friend in the whole wide world king tushratta of mitanni
#an fyi before you do: egyptians said 'i love you' and were very dramatic about it VERY freely#this isnt a 'haha they were SUUUHC GOOD FRIEEEEEEEENDS' moment egyptians were just like that#amenhotep was INCREDIBLY drunk on loving his wife juice to the extent his secondary wives were merely ceremonial positions#by all accounts he was monogamous and incredibly cute about his (commoner) wife#but he and tushratta referred to eachother as brothers and tush was DEVESTATED when amenhotep died#and wrote to queen tiye saying that he would love his son (amenhotep IV aka akhenaten) as if he were amenhotep III#because his best friend lived on in his son#and was basically like 'my son now i love him so much btw'#and then akhenaten completely fucked it by leaving him on read forever which is so sad and also biggest dick move#akhenaten apologists dont interact
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sojiro is absolutely one of the best characters and he knows it
#faz is literally sustaining me with the unused cutscenes/interactions like I'm not even kidding they're so important to me#sojiro is one of my top 5 favorites in p5r he's so fucking funny and just a great guy. i love him#txt#persona 5 royal#p5r#sojiro sakura#the last note he left was so fucking cute too. not even ''if you make it big'' he said ''WHEN you make it big''. he believes in his kid#and it drives me fucking bananas. it drives me INSANE.#im insane. im craaeezey. insane.asylum. im gonna kill yuo. im gonna kill you. im insa#lavendorii hall of fame
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Dear god I’m on my hands and knees PLEASE LET ME ROMANCE MOROS IN HADES SEQUEL
#myposts#HE’S SO FUCKING FRIENDLY AND POLITE#ALSO HE’S DOOM INCARNATE. WHO ELSE DO I WANT TO DATE#hades 2#I THINK HE AND MELINOE ARE CUTE TOGETHER IDK#If I had to choose a child of nyx who currently resides at the crossroads it would NOT be Nemesis because#that was some rude shit she said to melinoe >:(#(i think she’s a really interesting character who balances out the interactions between the runs though)
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Ventus, who has spent days on the streets of Old Mondstadt listening to the voices of the people. Who has silently watched as parents take care of their young. Watch kids escort their aunts to the stores. The wind around him is so cold
He plays his lyre. Its the only thing he has on him. He would rather die than say where he acquired it, and at the end of the day its his lyre.
Ventus closes his eyes. For the breifedt moment he couldn't hear the deafening gales around him. He is in the eye of the hurricane. What song is he even playing? He switched from one track to the other minutes ago and was now improvising a solo.
The families are still talking to each other.
At the end of the day, he is just background music
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Then one day a creature bumps into him. Radiating the same warmth as a prayer and eyes akin to his god's. Was it a spy? Was it a child? Was it a puppet?
Wearily, he asks for a name. Smiling as he tells the sprite how he wishes to make ballads of the little thing. It flutters around him, occassionally stumbling in mid air like its drunk. It gives out a little squeak as it gestures to itself.
Ventus tries to mimic that chime, but his mouth can't hit the same notes. The sprite speaks more and more, yet Vrntus can't understand a thing. He just smiles and nods as he subconsciously plays his lyre.
Before he knows it, he can feel the chill of night. Or at least what he thinks it night. The elders of the city tell what night is supposed to be, but the winds had carried away those voices a long time ago.
Tales of an object called the moon. How it would shift as the weeks go by. How it could disappear and be reborn once anew- surrounded by her starry sisters.
Night.
He hated it.
He hates how cold it is. How dark it is. How every candle and life is snuffed by the wind.
Yet the creature is still hear, making a nest on his lap.
Its warm.
Letting go of his lyre for just a breif moment, he runs his fingers down the cloak of the sprite. Soft yet smooth. Was this what a bird felt like?
Tomorrow would be another day. Tomorrow he could try to pronounce his ... freind's name better. Tomorrow he could do so much.
Despite the being being on his lap, he felt a warmth in his chest. Something he has never felt before. Something that made him think of protecting this creature.
Ventus rests his eyes as he carries his first friend, unware he would do this everynight til the day he died
*cheers and applause amid tears and sobs*
MAN that was NOT was I was thinking about sad wise but FUCK that hurts
#ready for my tags of insanity until i hit the tag limit? here we go:#i love that there's like PEOPLE and INTERACTIONS there even when just described like 'children escorting aunts to stores' it's so nice#and that contrasting to ventus's loneliness and 'he's just background music' OUGH that hits#also hi in love with the use of a period as a paragraph that's an amazing way to make a pause i'm stealing that from you <3#the way night is described as like...a mystical thing is so cool#'elders told of an object called the moon' like man. they couldn't see the sky.#and how venti makes little wisp noises bestie couldn't speak but i love that it's so cute#the way venti is described too as being warm and light and making little noises against the cold and dark and silence of night....#and questioning if wispi was like a bird.... :(#PLUS i know i say this literally every time but i love repetition the repeating of 'tomorrow this' 'tomorrow that' like...#it brings questions!!! is that the first time ventus was thinking about a TOMORROW and not just 'the next day'?#and then the end of 'every night until he died' like fuck...#the way that's said as just a fact like 'yes. he dies btw. this is a sweet moment but don't forget the death' hits#because for a second a SECOND you can forget that and just see this nameless bard meeting a wisp and finally having a friend#and not being alone#but then BOOM remember reality.#he is dead. he died.#anyway i loved it :0#hi steel!#sorry for my insanity
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what do u fucking mean i can look @ what the om men are doing @ work,,, when was this feature added ⁉️
#went to get my money from ristorante six#and they said LOOK INSIDE !!!! or GO ON THE JOB !!! or something like that#idk y’all i’m fucking tipsy#anyway then it cuts to lucifer and simeon (the mfs i put on the job) talking abt getting dinner together ????#like when have they ever done this ????? is this new ????????#got 40k grimm and lucifer telling simeon to pay for their dinner 😭 as if they didn’t just work that shift together#it was actually rlly cute nbs i wanna see more of that#praying that having barbatos and asmo @ the fall gives me another little inside the job clip#i need to see their interactions they barely have any#n their my faves#obey me shall we date#obey me#obey me lucifer#obey me simeon#obey me barbatos#obey me asmodeus#obey me mc#obey me x reader#not gonna tag everything bc i was bitched at by someone so 🙄
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i screamed.
#🌙.rambles#[ ffxiv. ]#i forgot abt the manga for a bit. GOT NERVOUS TO READ BCS I'LL GO. HDFKLASJDFLKSJDFLKADSJF YK#( apollo's watching over my shoulder n said to write that i'm ugly. like. artemis is ugly. sobs )#oh my god. i can't read this. i just want to change all my pfps now n. be delusional. daydream. FUCK#EMET-SELCH YOU'RE SO UNFAIR 😭😭#& yotsuyu ma'am you're so pretty pls step on me hahahaha#n then alphi my bb first year he's so adorable i love love love him so much. my bb boy my dearest#AYMERIC YOU'RE SO LOVELY N HAURCHEFANT YOU'RE SO PRECIOUS I'LL CRY#the rest of them too but. rn my brain. is in school mode. i cannot. handle this. rn. oh my god. help#GAIA N RYNE WAHH THEY'RE SO CUTE I LOVE THEM SO MUCH 🥹🫶🏼#i'm enjoying this so much but i'm just skimming through to look at stuff#guys i love final fantasy xiv so much.#alphinaud at the end of the second chapter is so me actually#i froze when i saw emet-selch w the book. i have no words. oh my god.#GAIA N YSAYLE INTERACTION MY GIRLS I LOVE YOU BOTH SO MUCH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#i have. assignments to do tho lmfaoooo that's enough for now. actually maybe i'll just quickly skim to the end of this chapter#i'm too shy to add more pics bcs. the 4th chapter. BUT. ALPHINAUD SAVING THE LIL KID I'M SO IN LOVE 🥹🥹🥹🥹🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼#alphi n alisaie. i'm emotional. I LOVE THEM SO MUCH 😭😭 alphi's soft smile there though.. i'm. so. in love.#alphi w the kid. alphi n alisaie. hdflaksdjfldk i love alphi so much my dear alphi :c#i want to ramble so much help me. but. SCHOOL. HFDALKDSFJDLKFJ SOBBING BYE#just some snippets from the manga yes. don't mind me
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Just listened back to a drunk voice note I sent Kofi on Saturday and holy shit you guys nobody told me how bad I lisp when I'm drunk
Literally most of the time the remnants of my childhood lisp are like. a slight softness/buzz on sibilant sounds. In this message it's a full on eth. "That thoundth nithe." there's even like. emphasis on the eth. I sound like a cartoon character. Don't get me wrong it's adorable. wild though. I literally didn't even notice when I was recording it that I was stumbling on the sibilances.
All I can thay is I'm thoooooo lucky that I'm the twin they gave a name containing an eth, not the twin they gave a name beginning with S. "Ruth" is a blessing to a child with a pronounced lisp. "Lisp", by the way, is not.
#red said#hi my name is ruth thedreadvampy and it took me over a decade to learn to speak while keeping my tongue off the back of my teeth#i remember finding it SO FRUSTRATING as a kid. i never had speech therapy cause it was never like. unintelligible. just noticeable.#but i hated it so much i was so embarrassed by it and mum and my siblings would be like JUST KEEP YOUR TONGUE CLEAR OF YOUR TEETH#and i was like I CAN'T THATTH IMPOTHIBLE!!!! WHERE IS IT MEANT TO GO WHERE IT ITHNT CONTACTING MY TEETH????#anyway i largely lost the list by secondary school but it still pops up if I'm drunk or tired or talking too fast#which implies it still requires An Amount of attention to get an S sound out I've just successfully sublimated it#but hahaha it's SO exaggerated in this voice clip i cannot BELIEVE I was fully unaware of it#also. I've just realised. i was this precocious little girl with big round glasses freckles pigtails and an adorable lisp#i was a fucking sitcom child. help. adorably toddling up to adults and telling them solemnly in a soft lisp about emotional health#recontextualising all my memories of interactions as a child around the fact that i was literally the goddamn#schmaltzy Hollywood sentimental image of idealised childhood. you know uhhhh what's her name? in Matilda? the blonde girl with pigtails?#'my mommy says they're cute'? THAT fuckin kinda voice and demeanour and also you are my teacher and I'm 4 and i keep correcting your maths#unbearable.
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Vanilla is cool or whatever the pack was fun for like five minutes can i have my mods back now???
#i gotta say infants....#ahhh#driving me fucking nuts#i think i have my life stages too long cause 😤#fucking STOP#also when they said highchairs are fixed! your sims wont pick up babies fo no reason! they lied i think its actually worse no#i am constantly fighting with my sims and canceling interactions FROM BOTH PARENTS because they wont leave the kid ALONE#jesus christ#i need explore mod back so i can just send my bitch ass sims away 😭😭😭#this is the first ive played sims 4 in months and god lord am I remembering why#dont get me wrong infants are cute and so are the milestones#but for FUCKS SAKE PUT THE BABY DOWN GEMMA SHE NEEDS TO LEARN TO ROLL OVER FOR CHRISTS SAKE#izzy speaks but i really shouldnt#sims 4#sims 4 growing together#growing together#ts4
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little baby (homo for scale)
#shes so LITTLE#i dunno how she even found her but my mom found her at work??? and she doesnt have a collar or anything#so we’re gonna make and put up flyers and im gonna post on ig and see if anyone says anything#and we’re taking her to the vet on friday#neither of the other ppl working could take her so my mom brought her home. my brother is throwing a gigantic fit ofc#trying to annoy my mom into letting me give her a music related name. i know she wont let me name her mustaine so im pushing for something m#more her speed. i want zeppelin which she probably will not say yes to. suggested fleetwood and she said that was cute#she said barracuda whcih i think would be really cute#she is THE nicest + happiest cat ive ever interacted with god she’s so fucking cute#she has literally been purring since she got outta the box my mom brought her home in. she’s in my moms closet for now and every time i go i#in there shes purring so hard i can hear it without leaning down#i put a bunch of the toys we have for our other cats in with her and she’s been rolling around and batting at em for a while now#she rlly likes fluffy shit. theres a pet bed in there and a fluffy blanket she keeps kneading on#im obsessed with her.
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I wish I didn't have such a hard time replying to comments actually dhsj
there's a few pieces I'm really happy with that have gotten some lovely comments over on twitter or TikTok, and I mean to respond to them, I do, but I get so overwhelmed at that moment cuz of how excited I am and I leave them for later. But I always forget, and then it feels weird to reply so late, and then I also can't take comments properly so idk how to respond. and I don't want people to think I'm ignoring them cuz i appreciate every lil comment so SO much but HHhH
#socially anxiety is hard man dhsj#sending my thanks in spirit to everyone who said nice things about that dream and desire cuddling art based on softest-punks fics#it's still one of my fave pieces of this year its so cute i outdid myself. not to brag dhsj#there's a few others i meant to reply but that one specifically is very dear to me and i hate that i suck at interactions#also im not fucking calling it x. its goddamn twitter for all i care
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i am going to make dinner now. if the next thing i post isnt a picture proving that i made dinner then you guys need to override my programming by clicking the oven or refrigerator and selecting the “make dinner” option so that i can get up and make dinner okay?
#oh also before doing that i want to say i dyed my hair today :) as a little treat for finishing this thing i worked hard on#i dont want to be conceited and im not entirely happy with it but its the hardest ive ever worked on anything#and it turned out nicer than i thought and i am excited to share it AND !!! the story that goes with it#i am troubled by how to do that part because for some reason i decided to participate in a fandom event#and now i have to figure out how i am going to link to my partner's (very cute) story while it is hosted on the Bad Website.#im very sad about this in general because im sure there are lots of good stories about to get posted#but like. for obvious reasons i would prefer to give a03 as few fucking hits as possible#i wish there was a better way to host stories.#this event has been fun and its been i think embarrassingly enough a big deal for me because i dont really interact with people much#so participating has been kind of scary but i am proud i did it. that being said. i fucking hate fandom spaces so much i think#agh i got distracted im going to make dinner now i promise
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Cat Tumblr Dashboard Simulator
🖋️ meowful-musings Follow
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what's wrong with dry food??? my humans feed me it all the time and i think it's fine
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op wheres the natural feeding option
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you guys are getting fed?
#im a barn cat so maybe im missing something here #meowtthew don't look
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☀️ pawsitive-affurmations Follow
ITS OKAY TO BE A MOGGIE
ITS OKAY TO BE A MOGGIE
YOU ARE NOT LESS VALID IF YOU ARE NOT A SPECIFIC PEDIGREE!!!!!
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extra special shout out to cats who have "common" coat colors. grey tabbies and black cats i am rubbing against your head affectionately <3
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as a grey tabby i really needed to hear this :"3
#i feel like i never see positivity posts for moggies even tho we're the most common type of cat....
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🎵 rage-against-the-meowchine Follow
i cant believe there are cats ACTUALLY advocating for kittens to be separated from their mothers before 12 weeks??? kittens still need to learn how to interact with other cats before being placed into their furever home omg you guys know you're advocating for undersocialized and aggressive cats right
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um op some of us??? matured early??????? i was separated from my mother at 7 weeks and i turned out fine... interesting how you assume that kittens being separated from their mothers at a younger age will lead to the degeneracy of the next generation...hmm i wonder where i've heard that before...
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OP got bit too hard during a play-fight as a kitten and it shows XD
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also op have you ever considered that just because somecat is kind of scared and unable to deal with strange cats or humans, it doesn't mean they don't deserve to be adopted?? you sound like a vet psyop honestly
🎵 rage-against-the-meowchine Follow
oh meow god saying that kittens should be fully weaned before leaving their mother is NOT veterinarian rhetoric and i never said that they deserve to be euthanized!!! my mother literally died when i was 3 weeks old and it seriously messed up my development so stop putting words in my mouth, thanks
anyway friendly reminder that underweaned kittens are prone to illness and often struggle with basic cat behaviors like litterbox usage, and in some nyavinces it's even considered kitten abuse
#discourse #cant believe "kitten abuse is bad" is controversial now
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BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK
猫神 Kill Em All 1989
I am trash cat
410,757,864,530 DEAD BIRDS
#outdoorliving #outdoorcats please interact #outdoorcat friendly
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can't believe cats are uncritically reblogging that born to die world is a fuck post. i know it's funny but op is literally an outdoor cat truther
#like cmon now you just have to go to their blog #lulu speaks
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gentle reminder that pushing cups off the table is not cute and can cause a lot of distress in your human!!!! gentle reminder that our teeth and claws can easily hurt them more than they can hurt us!!!!
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evil reminder that the cup should always be pushed off the table. evil reminder that you should always bite and claw at your human no matter what. you can do whatever you want forever
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make your own pawst
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umm i know a tomcat who did that and his human ended up putting him down so...
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Nyaverage shelter cat behavior
#not nyaruto #re-nyab #pickles shut up
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saw two male cats sleeping together on the porch today. homeow behavior imo
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hey um what the fuck??? it's really not okay of you to go assuming other cat's sexualities, especially cats you don't even know???? as a queer cat i'm VERYY uncomfortable. real-ass cats didn't consent to your nyaoi fetish, thanks
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1. i was making. a joak
2. i'm literally gay???
#literally what's your pawblem
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reblog if you've ever caught the laser pointer
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i know you fuckers are lying
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this tom hasn't caught the laser pointer
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shut the heull up
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grey toebeans >>>>>>>>> pink toebeans and don't let the haters make you believe otherwise
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op shut the fuck up ALL toebeans are beautiful!!! just bc you're miserable and insecure doesn't mean you can bring others down based on things they can't control
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oh so the cat-human separationist wants to preach to us
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I just got scammed by a food delivery app I'm so relatable.
#i was like you don't respects your clients😡is this my karen era pls what#dude on customer support said no we don't can you please give this interaction a 5 out of 5 stars#ik they don't pay bro enough to give a single fuck#capitalism doesn't make me wanna kill myself everyday it's just so funny and cute
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