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fic rec friday 15

hi!! welcome to fic rec friday. every week, i pick five fics i have bookmarked and rec them with a little review. check them out!

We Don't Know How This Could End (let's hope it won't have to) by @buoyantsaturn

"I’m not married, I thought you were married!” “You’re the one wearing a ring!” “Well, so are you!” followed by: relationship fluff, divorce jokes, and of course, a(n un)healthy dose of miscommunication

OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED. secret relationship has ALWAYS been my everything and love at first sight plus married plus literally everything. i’m. gonna lose it. this fic was so ROMCOM but in the BEST POSSIBLE WAY, like there were stakes and angst but it was still lighthearted? somehow? like i KNEW it was gonna end well bc i had SO MUCH faith in them. like the best possible romcoms. i adore this fic always

2. could this be love at first sight? (oh wait, I said that before) by @buoyantsaturn

Nico sighed, unable to believe what was actually about to come out of his mouth. “Will you come with me to a friend’s wedding?” “Like...as your date?”

THE RINGPOP THING WAS SO ROMANTIC 😭😭 truly this fic made me SWOON. every good amazing lovely incredible trope at once i ADORED. secret relationship especially my fucking BELOVED, but FAKE RELATIONSHIP to SECRET RELATIONSHIP??? I WENT INSANE??? cj as per usual u ATE. also i know this isn’t the focus but if i was piper i would have gone BALLISTIC 💀 "why is everyone talking about your relationship at my wedding" yeah me personally i would have blown up LMFAO

3. I'll Be There For You by @buoyantsaturn

remember that one part in FRIENDS where ross gets married and monica sleeps with chandler because she's lonely, and then they do a really bad job of keeping their relationship a secret? that's this fic, except it's solangelo

is this one similar in vibes to fic rec #2? yes. do i care at all? no. i could (and have done) sit in front of CJs fics and just scroll & keep scrolling. never misses. this was so FUN and i LAUGHED and POOR LEO. what a good time

4. Will Happen, Happening, Happened by @buoyantsaturn

“Nico!” Will’s voice came from behind him, followed by the slamming of a door. “Nico, I figured it out!” Will ran toward him, grabbing his arms and dragging him down once he got close enough, and pressed their lips together. “All I had to do was-- Annabeth! How long have you been standing there?” “I knew it!” Annabeth exclaimed. “No, wait, uh--” Will shoved Nico away suddenly. “This isn’t what it looks like?” (Or: 5 times their relationship gets found out and 1 time it didn't)

adventure time au!!! hell yeah!!! and yeah at this point i realise i was indeed scrolling thru the secret relationship tag in buoyantsaturn's works page when i was making these bookmarks. whatever. i have Moods. secret relationship and 5+1 are literally my fave tropes of all time, okay, i loved this, it was funny and camp and honestly what more do you need

5. Knight In Shining Armor by @buoyantsaturn

“The knights will need to keep a close eye on these travelers for the duration of their stay. You, however, Sir William, must keep close watch on the Prince." "Of course, Your Highness," Will said.

the my lord to my love pipeline…..but my knight remaining constant……oh i’m weak in the knees. royal aus will ALWAYS kill be and they are one thousand billion trillion times better when one of them is a knight it is ICONIC. ICONIC i say. and another secret relationship fic sue me i hope yall are int he mood lmfao

thank you for joining me this friday!! happy reading!!

#thats seventy five fics recced!! holy moly!!! more to come :D #pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #hoo #heroes of olympus #pjo hoo toa #nico di angelo #will solace #nico di angelo/will solace #solangelo #secret relationship #prince nico #fic rec #fic rec friday #longpost

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incorrectskyrimquotes · 1 year

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Nerevar: Well, Voryn, I made it- despite your directions.

Dagoth Ur: Welcome, Moon-and-Star, to this place where destiny is made! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.

Nerevar: Meh.

Dagoth Ur: Oh, ye gods! My stew is ruined! But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Ohoho, delightfully devilish, Voryn!

Nerevar: Ah- Hmm.

Chorus: Dagoth Ur with his crazy explanations / The Hortator is gonna need his medication / When he hears Dagoth's lame exaggerations / There'll be trouble on Red Mountain tonight!

Nerevar: VOOORYYYNNN!

Dagoth Ur: D’ah, Moon-and-Star! I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise! Care to join me?

Nerevar: Why is there smoke coming out of your mountain, Voryn?

Dagoth Ur: Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams.

Dagoth Ur: Whew.

[transition jingle]

Dagoth Ur: Hortator, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering ash yams.

Nerevar: I thought we were having steamed clams.

Dagoth Ur: D'oh, no. I said steamed yams. That's what I call ash yams.

Nerevar: You call ash yams "steamed yams?"

Dagoth Ur: Yes. It's, uh, a regional dialect.

Nerevar: Uh-huh. What region?

Dagoth Ur: Uh, Vvardenfell.

Nerevar: Really. Well, I'm from Balmora, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed yams."

Dagoth Ur: Oh, not in Balmora, no; it's an Ald'ruhn expression.

Nerevar: I see. ... You know, these ash yams are quite similar to the ones they have at Kwama Burger.

Dagoth Ur: [chuckles] Oh, no. Patented Dagoth yams. Old Sixth House recipe.

Nerevar: For steamed yams.

Dagoth Ur: Yes.

Nerevar: Yes. And you call them steamed yams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.

Dagoth Ur: Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- ... Excuse me for one second.

Nerevar: Of course.

Dagoth Ur: [loud yawn] Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all; I'm pooped.

Nerevar: Yes, I should be- BY AZURA! What is happening in there?!

Dagoth Ur: Aurora borealis.

Nerevar: Uh- Aurora borealis?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of Tamriel, localized entirely within your mountain?

Dagoth Ur: Yes.

Nerevar: ... May I see it?

Dagoth Ur: No.

Sleepers: Voryn! The mountain's on fire!

Dagoth Ur: No, companions. It's just the northern lights.

Nerevar: Well, Voryn, you are an odd fellow, but I must say- you steam a good yam.

#morrowind #incorrect quotes #submission #this is so dumb i'm sorry #I just started making a one off joke and then the whole script happened #<- tags from the submitter #so i dont think i can convert this to the usual format so im gonna post it like this #but also THIS IS SO FUNNY I LOVE THIS LMFAO

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tenderflint · 3 months

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i listened to transgender dysphoria blues religiously in high school just like everyone but it's really only now dawning on me how fucking huge it was for laura jane grace to come out very publicly as a trans woman in a male dominated punk scene in 2012 in fucking florida. she did that!! and now she's gay married

#i was reading the 2012 rolling stone coming out article and it's very flawed and very dated but it's also sweet and pretty wild to look back #on. like they tried. and it's funny too lmfao #but yeah jesus. she is sooooooo. she is so so cool i love her. she DID THAT!!!!!!!!!!#laura jane grace #ari rambles

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notherpuppet · 4 months

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I’m so overwhelmed with what we saw,,,, I’m trying to grasp onto one train of thought

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blueskittlesart · 8 months

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i’m so used to how you draw zelda that whenever i see someone else draw her it’s literally like. skinny person jumpscare.

literally being a fat zelda truther is so hard bc why do people insist on drawing the girl like she's never had a meal in her life. put some meat on her bones please god she is starving

#yeah botw zelda fanart is always like. woe. skinny girl be upon ye #and people on instagram get SOOOO pissed about the way i draw her its so funny. the comments are always so formulaic #like its always 'uhmmm im skinny and ur taking away MY representation my body type is beautiful too!!'#or 'um i just dont think you should be promoting an unhealthy body type' SHUT THE FUCK UP. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD #OR if its a man theyll be like 'um you made her look fat :/' like its an insult. like yeah babe that was on purpose. lmfao #and its not like i dont notice that people ONLY EVER get pissed about how i stylize ZELDA'S body. because i change link's body type too.#but i make HIM noticably SKINNIER. like gee i wonder why we have a problem with one of these but not the other one guys. lmao #anyway. im glad tumblr has so many fat zelda appreciators because things are fucking bleak on instagram lmao #and i do also occasionally get jumpscared by skinny zelda. like i KNOW she looks like that but also She Would Not Fucking Look Like That #asks

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viveela · 10 months

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These are so goofy lol

#veearts #south park #tweek tweak #craig tucker #wendy testaburger #bebe stevens #kyle brovlofski #heidi turner #stan marsh #sp fanart #fan art #doodles #these r so ooc lmfao #but they're also not...#these r all based off funny posts I saw #i love being silly

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bellamyblakru · 8 days

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✨tag game✨

1. do this uquiz

2. do this picrew

3. post em together! ☺️🩷

thank you for tagging me jas🥰🩷 @pantsbutfancy your uquiz was so interesting tbh AND if u were my book character, i would give the you the most badass redemption arc ever.

and if that doesn’t describe me perfectly, then idfk what does LMFAOO

tagging some lovely humans that i think would love this, and also just saying hello!!: @aquarimint @fluffypotatey @dollopheadsandclotpoles @sourdough-morbread @agentmmayy @joanna-lannister @pandalikeelf @dindjarism @eddiediaaz @lightasthesun and anyone else who wants to join!! im so curious to see what yall get

#i made a new post bc the other was longer boy #this was so fun #ALSO MY UQUIZ JDKWKWKSKSKS I AM THEE DUMBASS OF ALL TIME SO FUNNY #i genuinely laughed #tag game #love yall #also im not that cute irl sigh #i tried LMFAO

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infernal-lamb · 8 months

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i’d love to hear more about neves if you’re comfortable sharing :Dc

its so funny to get asked this knowing that I can't reveal too much about Neves without spoiling a bunch of things from my fic, despite that I would love nothing more to spill all her lore......what I CAN tell you is that she was sent to the Lands of the Old Faith for a very particular reason and she's kept safe by the Lamb for a reason too. She comes from a pastoralist/agrarian upbringing and spent the entirety of her life in this profession (hint hint). Livestock, land cultivation, and the demoralizing poverty in a society that does not value such work and considers it a degrading role for outliers! you know, the usual. She talks like a farmer and a butcher, which is how u get silly stuff like THIS happening when she's getting to know the Lamb and their Flock:

(She's talking like a butcher here, which obviously is off-putting for the Lamb, mostly because they can't quite gather context, and she does....make a lot of jokes like this but. She's just human you know!)

Neves is firm in her convictions and is stubbornly attached to the idea of her own righteousness. She's just too smart to be misled.

She believes herself above indoctrination, of course.

She has too much wit

too much rebelliousness

She would never be a victim! That's Neves for you :) She'll survive the horrors.

#cult of the lamb #cotl #cotl lamb #cotl oc #cotl au #long post #LIKE SORRY FOR HOW LONG IT IS #almost didnt tag this bc I felt Very Silly since its Neves-centric #but the Lamb shows up here and actually has some dialogue from a scene i wrote lmfao djhgfjhglkd #so sorry to the tag for the human oc jumpscare #I know I've drawn these two in semi-funny situations but remembering the source material......i told you guys it would be Horrific :'(#and i know it seems i am flattening the Lamb into a villainous sort of presence but i understand them as both victim and perpetuator #living in a society that is not conducive to compassion that isn't coerced or weaponized #but anyways! it is very sweet to be asked about my oc brain rot when i haven't even posted the fic yet #my art #ALSO BEFORE ANYONE GETS WEIRD: this is not romantic love in any sense #these two just have very dysfunctional and unhealthy dynamic for a good bit

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givemewallywestorgivemedeath · 7 months

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Hey, hey, I just wanna pop in here real fast and say that I've just discovered the funniest fucking trans head canons/aus, and that's the Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles trans head canons/aus where they have no fucking clue that they're trans because Splinter doesn't know turtle anatomy.

It's the best. Holy shit. It's hilarious dog. They're so fucking stupid, it's great. This is my new favorite thing. They just find out one day that they've actually been trans this whole time because their Dad just assumed all of them were male. But surprise bitch! One/all/whatever of your sons actually had XX chromosomes the whole time!!

This is like... assigned cis at birth lmao

This is fantastic

#hooooly shitballs its so funny #these are officially the best coming out stories ever #imagine having to come out as trans to yourself #im in love. these are hilarious #no one knows shit about turtle anatomy its amazing #hey shout out to rottmnt for giving all the boys concave plastrons and Leo non fading red stripes #cause thats all supposed to be XX chromosome linked .. so like rottmnt said trans rights #bam! all the tmnt are trans now. they just don't know lmfao #rottmnt said trans rights and it also said that splinter is stupid and i support both of those statements wholeheartedly #rottmnt #tmnt #trans rights #turtle power = trans power????#anyway im still on my tmnt bullshit fyi #(aw fuck i fucked up my tags. the boys got NON concave plastrons cause their abs do be ab-ing #(and thats the xx linked trait not the other way around)#(turns out that i too do not know turtle anatomy. it do be like that folks. i do be stupid but that aint new lmfao)

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vaggieslefteye · 13 days

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HELL'S GREATEST DAD ↳ from Hazbin Hotel Season One (2024): 1x05 - "Dad Beat Dad"

#hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #hazbin lucifer #alastor #hazbin alastor #music vids: s1 #dad beat dad #my videos #anyone else think the way he was holding alastor's head twice is foreshadowing? served it to her on a plate then had it as a pic on the cak #i hope it's foreshadowing lol #he was also feeding her his eyes and shadow tentacles as spaghetti and meatballs askjdfakjshdfjkls #bro was SO MAD LMFAO #song: hell's greatest dad #charlie #charlie morningstar #mimzy #hazbin mimzy #hey hey pssst... you know those 3 cards that swing by before the slot machine?#the middle one is lucifer as the king of spades - the same card alastor was in husk's overlord flashback.#DETAILS!! I LOVE THE DETAILS IN THIS SHOW!#RIP VID QUALITY BTW #tumblr really axed this one huh #also don't get me started on the symbolism behind alastor's whole deal in this song there is SO MUCH GOING ON #lucifer is overbearing yes but all his lyrics are ''im gonna help you cuz i love you'' meanwhile alastor's are ''IM SO GREAT AND COOL''#easy. but look at the doorway behind them when he dances with her on the stairs. it looks like spidery fingers reaching out from behind #to grasp/trap her in a dark place. THE ENTIRE ''ASSISTANCE'' PART #LITERALLY PUTTING ALL THAT STRESS ON HER THEN ''SAVES HER'' AFTER #THE ''IM YOUR GUY YOUR DAY TO DAY'' HE'S LITERALLY BOXING HER IN/TRAPPING HER WHILE PLAYING FRIENDLY #and do i even have to point out the obvious ''separating you from your blood family'' thing he has going on and the whole time #WATCH IT ELKMAN I WILL KILL YOU. YOU ARE LUCKY YOU'RE MODERATELY/MOSTLY ENTIRELY LIKEABLE AND FUNNY.

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moe-broey · 24 days

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Got inspired to revisit this FEH comic redraw I did when it first dropped! Specifically these panels:

Ended up freestyling that second Xane though LMFAOO he is just so impish to me...

If you wanna get Old Art Jumpscared I'll also include the original sketch under cut!

AAAAAAAAA JUMPSACRE AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!

In a way though, I'm glad that I dropped it and picked it up again later... like I feel like this isn't even from that long ago (guy who has no sense of the passage of time voice), but the characterization and even design of Moe is so different. The Scrunch and :< face were game changers for it LMFAOOO (also just making it autisticer 👍)

Beyond that I think everyone looks a lot better and closer to how I envision them, esp Loki!

#fire emblem #feh #please do not the moe. it doesn't like it :(#TRIED. to capture that really pretty hair gradient that's in loki's mythic but idk if i got it #i am really satisfied w the little changes i made to xane's pallette though! his halloween alt is just. So Red LMFAO #WHICH. UNDERSTANDABLE. that is his signature color. i feel like just a few changes pull it together more though #which does tempt me to do a full body art of him...... but don't hold me to it LMFAO #ALSO DAMN....... moe interactions with other charas that aren't the askr siblings/unofficial extended family.......#like in universe it probably happens frequently/casually but. it's rare for me to actually draw it LMFAOO #i just.... always have the askr siblings on my mind.......#also i am just deeply in love w alfonse here like. this WAS the initial pose i was imagining when i first drew this #i ended up cropping it so much though. wasn't as skilled in Drawing Really Small yet #also just. i feel like there's more layers here w the updated moe characterization like. he's not just In Too Deep for the summoner #he knows it really doesn't like that (being touched ESP without warning/permission).#like beyond his own feelings he has a reason to be so intensely protective. which i'm also sure #is what he tells himself.#they just have a really funny dynamic. that i hope shines through every now and again! 😅#fe alfonse #fe xane #fe loki #moe tag #summoner oc #my art #my comics

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maledistributionsystem · 1 month

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Look at you, under me. My knees on either side of your waist, leaning over you while I keep my hands firm on your shoulders. Your eyes is real big like a little deer, haha, you know I can feel your heartbeat right?

You look so goddamn handsome right now. Moonlight on golden brown skin, the slight shine along the gradient of your lips, the way your eyes are pulling me in; somehow darker than the already dark room. You look in the mirror lately? Your jawline is changing, it's squaring itself out. Your shoulders lookin different too. You're like a flower or some shit, blossoming into a man at my hands.

Tell me, You wanna get hurt?

Nah—Hey!—Dont you try that shit again or I'll pin you forreal. Lay there and relax. I aint goin nowhere and neither are you. yet.

Think about it. You, me, shorts, MMA gloves, gym mats. You've noticed by now, yeah? You're a little stronger than you were before I started workin' on you. I wanna test it, I wanna beat the hell out of you, and you can do the same to me. I want to hurt you. You should see how much more a man can take than the imposter who was in your place before. I wanna see that realization in your eyes when you realize how much easier it is to hit me just a little harder. I wanna see how much sweatier you can get now. I wanna hear all them new noises you can make in your new voice. Don't you wanna see it too? the evidence of your actualization? You look all calmed down, I'll ask you again;

You wanna get hurt, little man?

#force masc #forced masculinization #autoandrophilia #autoandrophile #black ftm #black masculinity #ftm nsft #mlm ftm #MDS Originals #I love sparring so fucking much it was my favorite part of taekwondo #when i can afford it i wanna take BJJ and MMA classes #also lmfao when i typed relax i just kept thinkin of that one video thats like this dude with his cat and hes like #'mothafucka relax. Relaax. OUUUUUUUUUUU'#its so fuckign funny #he makes that noise cause his cat bites the shit outta him its so fucking good

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jabberwockprince · 7 months

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yeah, its okay zima you go hide under that tree, we get it take your time

#reverse 1999 #re1999 #that one post that said zima and pavia should kiss #the yaoification of mostly-female media is starting #not that im complaining bc i love men #BUT I LOVE...... WHATEVER HTE FUCK VERTIN HAD WITH SCHNEIDER #WHAT WAS THAT. THEY SPEDRAN THE FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF. COUPLES THERAPY. A TOXIC RELATIONSHIP AND 3 BREAKUPS IN LIKE. 2 CHAPTERS #I LOVE THEM WITH ALL MY HEART LMFAO #also. matildas whole deal with sonetto #im not that deep into ch3 nor the dream whatevers BUT #im DESPERATE for a crippling one-sided romantic rivalry #bc matilda is sooo silly and its so fucking funny to think sonetto doesnt even remember her name #BUT ALSO. THINKING ABOUT THAT MOMENT IN CLASS? WHEN THEY WERE YOUNGER. WHEN THEY GANGED UP ON MATILDA FOR HAVING A DIFFERENT STORY???#yeah my daughter now. now i have 2 french blonde condescending girlies i'll protect with my life

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crybaby-bkg · 1 year

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Physical therapist AU that popped up into my mind yesterday and I can’t stop thinking about them!!!!

Bakugou as the physical therapist that most people are kind of scared of. He doesn’t get that many clients, only because his methods are a little harsh and his words are a little mean, but it’s only because he wants the best for you and your body. He focuses solely on your upper body and arms, for when you have pains or surgeries. He’s such an ass, likes to pick up 20 pound weights and show you how to do your exercise, tuts at you when you complain that your two pound weights are too heavy. But on the days when he really sees you struggling, his voice is a lot kinder, and he’ll give you the one pound weights when he sees your arms shaking a little. But the next appointment, you won’t be able to slack off!

Kiri as the lower body and legs physical therapist in the studio. He’s all cheery and bright when he sees you, is a little imposing with the eye contact whenever he explains each and every muscle in your calf and how it aids you and why it hurts when you run without warming up first. He’s just so big, doesn’t realize his size when he climbs up on the tables with you so that he can bend and twist your leg every which way to show you how it should feel. You hate to disappoint him, watch that bottom lip puff out when you admit that you haven’t done your exercises the way you were supposed to. He must hang out with Bakugou too much, because he goes just a little harder on you those days.

Deku who focuses on the whole body. He’s much like Kiri, with his big green eyes staring holes into your soul as he over explains where the soreness in your flank comes from. His hands are big and soft when they guide you into the right position he wants to put you in, his voice soft. Always whispers a drawn out ‘goooood job’ whenever you can do something he’s instructed you without any hiccups. He turns beet red whenever he realizes how his hands have found themselves in a compromising position on your body, just gets so caught up in guiding you, and it’s the most adorable thing ever.

Denki as the therapist who focuses solely on hands. He’s amazing with his fingers, all long and slender and pretty. He talks your head off when you come in after surgery on your pinky and middle finger, and you can’t help but find it endearing. He shows you how to do your exercises and routines, all pretty smiles and golden eyes that you can’t help but admire with a sweet sigh when you stare at him. He also buys his own lotion to massage into your hands, and coos about how soft they are and how good they smell after, embarrassing you whenever he holds your wrists up for other passersby’s to smell.

Shinsou works primarily with feet and ankles, and he’s damn good at it. He always has a bored little look on his face, and you’re scared he might be too rough, but he’s the complete opposite. Asks you intermittently, does this hurt? is the pain right here? should I add more pressure? And he doesn’t huff when you complain about his hands being too rough. He does give you a stern talking to though when he doesn’t see any progression because you haven’t been keeping up with at home maintenance. But on those days, he also offers up heat with the electro therapy treatment, because he knows you prefer it over the ice.

Todoroki as the additional chiropractor there???? His monotonous voice gives no indication when he’s going to basically separate your spine from your flesh, but you can always see his little hint of a smile when you scream a little. And delinquent turned front desk worker Dabi???? who only works there because his annoying brother got him job, but he doesn’t mind it because he gets to flirt with the patients before they’re whisked off to the back.

#is this entirely based off my experience when I went in high school????? absolutely #lmfao it was such a fun experience #my main therapist is literally bkg in a nutshell #HE WAS KNOWN AS THE OFFICE BULLY AND EVERYTHING AHDHDJDJDJFJ #he was so fucking funny and mean like hello i couldn’t believe I liked him so much #he also told me a story of when he mushed his friends kid onto the floor bc the kid wouldn’t shut up 😭#literally an asshole but he was also very sweet and caring which I loved lol he would always have all of us laughing #anyway this was inspired when I was getting a massage yesterday lol it felt so good but I couldn’t turn my brain off and thot of this #I kinda wanna write a series of this but would it not get repetitive????#idk but I will still put it in the drafts lol #tw: surgery #—new treat in the streets! 🍫#bakugou treats! 🍬#kirishima treats! 🍬#deku treats! 🍬#denki treats! 🍬#shinsou treats! 🍬#todoroki treats! 🍬#dabi treats! 🍬

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moisesmyles · 1 year

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Cody, drunk: Obi-Waaaaan! I sure hope I don't slip with some macaroni and fall ass first on your lightsabeeeer.

Rex: Sounds like you actually want to fall on the lightsaber…

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 3 months

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That post about everything being "Nah" I felt in my core. I'll always respect people who identify differently but when they ask me "what's your pronouns?" Or "where do you lie romanticaly?" I'm just "eh call me whatever you want I guess" or *I don't feel romantically for much anything" maybe cause online people always thought I'm one gender and irl people always thought I was the other so I just responded with "sure I guess"

and it's honestly such an easier way to live ngl... like when it comes to people who Know that i use they/them, it hurts to hear my given pronouns. but when it comes to strangers and just people who i haven't told, it's like... "yeah. ok. ill put on this hat" it feels a bit like a performance. it feels Mischievous, even! ohoho, they've been Tricked!

#which is Equally funny when i get 'misgendered' the other way. actually its More So #its so delightful. the sheer joy of having genderfucked myself to the point where people get it wrong in the Opposite way #ive had moments where i was confidently referred to with the 'wrong' set until i opened my mouth #and then theres The Face Of Terror and them scrambling to use the 'correct' set while visibly dying inside #ITS SO FUNNYYYYYY #this is my gender. fucking with people Is My Gender i have just realized #my goal every time i leave the house is to make people go '?????'#GODDDDD I LOVE NOT CARING ABOUT GENDER ALL THAT MUCH ITS SO FUCKING FUN #like yeah. sure youre wrong but lmfao whatever im vibing #rambles from the bog #im a bit less excited about being aroace purely bc i know the stigma around it #and ive heard So Many disheartening stories about aro/ace folks getting rejected/shunned in queer spaces #like there's a queer bar i wanna go to but now im. less enthused because someone Will hit on me im confident about that #and flirting is fun but like... man i dont wanna lead anyone on but-#sorry sorry i didnt mean to start Worrying Out Loud lmao #but no yeah i respect strong gender feels and labels but like. Eh! Im Just Me!#i use nonbinary bc technically Yea and also the flag fucks <3

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