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Sky Wyrm meets a Shadowscale in a foreign sky.
All of a sudden the air is unfamiliar. The currents do not reveal to her their name. And what is this tiny legged creature that dare fly beside me?
Day 6 - Dinos Dragons & Droids
This was actually an old one that kicked off the theme, but never got to "finish" it until now. Mainly was trying to play with painting light again.
#sobehind#dragon#dragons#dayofdragons#dayofdragonsgame#boxyheadbry#shadowscale#dinosdragonsanddroids#clouds#ilovepuffyclouds#wyrm#blart
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this guy keeps telling his partner to “save a horse” and to “ride a cowboy” what does that even mean….
#SORRY inkys cowboy finny in the disc made me arrrughh aouugh aauuughjj#but yeasss😁#a separate peace#asp#blart#finny asp
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If your Varré fuckavility post you forgot 3 things
-masked man
-sassy
-the inherent Tumblr Sexyman energy about him
I am not gonna budge on this. Tumblr has miscategorized Varré as a sexy man.
He serves scientifically negative cunt.
Dude committed war crimes and not even the fun kind of warcrimes. Like half of the Elden Ring cast wears masks already, (D, D's brother, Juno Haslow, Sellen, Iji, Bernahl, Tanith, Seluvis, Ensha, Jerren, Boggart, Goldmask) He's not even that sassy and the dude rolls around in bloody poop all day.
He joined the war against the Erdtree(which would normally be sexy) on the behalf of the faction with the least amount of swag. The Recusants are literally right there and Varré still dove head first into the poop swamp. The dude is farting blood and blarting farts all over his cargo shorts.
He wants you to go kill innocent maidens which like, is not a very feminist thing to do.
Dude wasn't even a good medic. He was so bad at saving people he just started stabbing his patients instead.
In conclusion:
Boo we hate his pussy.
(In all honesty I jest, I do get why people find him sexy. I am not immune to mean men in masks. But it is very funny to me that the Elden Ring fandom latched onto the one NPC canonically coated in diseased poop. And keep in mind there is literally a character named the Dung Eater and STILL Varré manages to get more poop on him)
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MALL COP TRIVIA #72
Paul Blart has a tattoo of the Loch Ness Monster, that he got when he was blackout drunk
#mall cop#paul blart#paul blart mall cop 2#mbmbam#mcelroy brothers#2000s nostalgia#2010s nostalgia#tattoos#pbmc2#pbmc#mall cop trivia#Blart#Blart Paul#movie trivia#movie facts#fun facts
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What the fuck did my wife just send me
#paul blart#mall cop#taul blart#blart mart#till death do us blart#blart#blart blart#blart blart blart#blart blart blart blart blart blart#blart blart blart blart blart blartblart blart blart blart blart blartblart blart blart blart blart blartblart blart blart blart blart blar
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Always cry with Blart...
#sad blart#paul blart#mall cop#death blart#blart#pbmc#kevin james#til death do us blart#paul blart mall cop 2#paul blart mall cop#sadness#sad thoughts
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This thing is marred with ink and powedered lead. A rare bit of untarnished Pre-Stranding writing. Better get this thing digitized soon...
(Guess the true identity of the author of this journal and you get shouted out next year, nect chapter.)
#til death do us blart#death stranding#paul blart#mbmbam#the worst idea of all time#worst idea of all time#my brother my brother and me#twioat#hideo Kojima#death blart#blart#paul blart mall cop#til death stranding do us blart#death blart stranding
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patreon link
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old assignment from cartoon school lol
#art#character design#life drawing#figure drawing#mib#men in black#paul blart#blart#bl art#alien#alienart#alien art#ufo#aliens and ufos
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So behind on the dino sketches but I got into painting these two.
#dinosaurs#boxyheadbry#dinovember#dinosdragonsanddroids#blart#raptor#utahraptor#theislegame#theisle#dinos dragons and droids#the isle game#the isle
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MALL COP TRIVIA #74
Kevin James (played by Paul Blart) threw the first pitch at a Mets Game to promote the film Paul Blart Mall Cop 2.
#mall cop#paul blart#paul blart mall cop 2#mbmbam#mcelroy brothers#movie trivia#paul blart mall cop#trivia#movie facts#fun facts#pbmc#pbmc2#blart paul#paul blart trilogy#paul mccartney#blart
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Soon.
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BLART RIDES AGAIN
With an epilogue and prologue plus 18 other depressing chapters Sad Blart Fall Cop RETURNS! Take this story on the run baby, you won't be able to hold back the tears with this one.
How does Paul Blart's story so far end? What lengths will he travel to as he tries to get over his depression? Does his hypoglycemia worsen? Does he finally contact Maya? Will it finally work out with Mindy? Find out below in the heart-shattering story of...
SAD BLART FALL COP
The Shadow man cometh!
Readable on Wattpad, A03, Qoutev and Fanfic.net now.
#sad blart#paul blart#mall cop#til death do us blart#death blart#kevin james#paul blart mall cop 2#paul blart mall cop#exestential crisis#travis mcelroy#depressing#segways#blart#pbmc#PBMC2
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In the absence of Linear Time, time is still undoubtedly Moving Forward, and not even the Death Stranding can stop a project that is meant to go until the very end. Until the final extinction takes hold, the story of Paul Blart 2 will last and last. Fate conspires to get the Project some new hosts for this "Curse". The Pre-Stranding world showcases itself in all it's humanity for the Post-Stranding World to view, and find new meaning.
#til death do us blart#death blart#death stranding#mcelroy#mbmbam#worst idea of all time#crossover#fanfic#paul blart#paul blart: mall cop 2#til death stranding do us blart#blart#writing#my brother my brother and me
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