I'm doing a series of "Best Character Named X" polls where all the characters have the same first name but are from completely different media, feel free to send in name/charcacter suggestions, I'm posting one poll a day, check my pinned post for active polls
gonna be weird explaining to kids in the future that i spent my time on this earth—and let's be honest, a substantial amount of time—typing "scene where Paul Blart Mall Cop begs for eternal release of death, a death that will never come" into a machine learning chatbot
The tattoos Paul Blart had gotten in the first film are completely gone by the second, meaning either Paul Blart had gotten them removed, or it was completely forgotten in the six year gap between the two films