i’ve gotten myself into an autism hellhole where all i can listen to is til death do us blart and watch paul blart mall cop two and i’m severely worried for my mental state

Worst advertising idea, ever!

REDRAW.................

I won’t comment this drawing Oo

This thing is marred with ink and powedered lead. A rare bit of untarnished Pre-Stranding writing. Better get this thing digitized soon...

(Guess the true identity of the author of this journal and you get shouted out next year, nect chapter.)

kiwi slang is far superior to american slang. americans don't say things like "kim cattrall's cracker-jack tits" and frankly that's what's wrong with this country.

Less than a week to go to Death Blart IX!

Almost more of a thanksgiving tradition than football and turkey at this point 🦃

The ones with little messages like this above the trivia posts seem to do better for some reason.

MALL COP TRIVIA #38

Adam Sandler had an idea for a buddy-cop type movie that would eventually spiral into Paul Blart all the way back in the 90s, but he had very little involvement in the final product, with multiple scripts scrapped until Nick Bakay stepped in as co writer in Sandler’s place. Sandler’s character would then become the idea for Saul Gundermutt in the second movie.

Listening to worst idea of all time for the first time and i love how quickly tim(? I think) begins to despise adam Sandler's character

Terrible Game Idea:

A Fighting game where each character plays like a different genre

ex fighters:

Rhythm gymnast (DDR) hits to the beat of rival’s theme, stay to the beat for higher damage rate.

RPG Knight (Dragon Quest) uses menu bar for attacks, defense and tech hits, fill a Limit bar for Combos and Final Moves

I like how in 2019 Till Death Do Us Blart Travis regails Paul Blart 1 to the astonishment of the boys, while Tim already took this sacrifice years ago.

"She'd go to any time you can dress up like a man and join the army"

"you can do that now?"

Worst Idea Of All Time Season 6 EP 12: Time travel w/ Joseph Moore

someone please tell the mcelroy brothers that there is a storm henk in the uk it is vital information that pertains to the deathblart podcast

DEAR BIG CORPORATIONS:

Please STOP making your stores smell strongly during different seasons. Please STOP placing strongly scented items at the entrances ks your stores. And who the fuck decided cinnamon was the go to scent for October through December?!

Sincerely,

Someone with Hemiplegic migraines and a cinnamon allergy

In the absence of Linear Time, time is still undoubtedly Moving Forward, and not even the Death Stranding can stop a project that is meant to go until the very end. Until the final extinction takes hold, the story of Paul Blart 2 will last and last. Fate conspires to get the Project some new hosts for this "Curse". The Pre-Stranding world showcases itself in all it's humanity for the Post-Stranding World to view, and find new meaning.

i've been listening to Worst Idea of All Time to see if i can get into a podcast that isn't an audio drama. turns out that listening to a couple of middle-aged kiwi men slowly be driven insane by the world of SATC 2, to the point they construct an elaborate mythology around a demon that lives inside Carrie's hat, is not that much different from most of the audio horror i listen to.