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mcelroyfamilystaff · 5 months
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Til Death Do Us Blart 2023
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maintitle · 5 months
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In which the boys deify Paul Blart.
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lamentable-comedy · 4 months
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tim batt and guy montgomery's dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “watching the fast and the furious movies in reverse order” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
guy montgomery: yeah whatever i don’t feel shit
5 minutes later: okay so what the FUCK is the chronology here??
his buddy tim batt, pacing: here's how i'd seduce the five sexiest cars in this movie
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briskir · 5 months
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Deathblart preparations
Hello! Since we’re moving rapidly towards the annual release of deathblart as well as our own end, I have chosen to celebrate by sharing how I’m preparing for the new episode this year!
Now for those unfamiliar I have a tendency to challenge myself every year when a new episode comes out. 2021 I watched PB2 once a month. In 2022 I watched the movie followed by the podcast, but watched it an additional time per podcas(so movie once, podcast, movie twice, podcast, movie three times and so on).
In total I’ve watched the movie 48 times, not counting the maybe once or twice I saw it before discovering the podcast. For reference, by my count the boys have seen the movie 8 times each, except Travis and guy who I believe have seen it 9 times. This means that I’ve seen the movie 6 times more than the whole cast of Til Death Do Us Blart combined.
Thought now that you know I’m somewhat of an expert let’s get back to the actual point of the post.
This year I decided to slow down, enjoy myself, so I’m simply watching the movie once and listening to one of the episodes everyday until thanksgiving. This means that by the time we reach thanksgiving on the 23rd I’ll have watched the movie 6 more times.
My friends say I have a problem I just think I’m neurodivergent and willing to go above and beyond for the bit.
Thank you for reading and feel free to share your annual rituals I’d love to hear:))
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“do it harder” IN FRONT OF GOD AND EVERYONE????
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olympain · 1 year
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kittymaine · 5 months
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I've been binging til death do us blart. Is this a sign that I'm spiraling???
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calcichel · 6 months
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emiko-matsui · 1 year
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new till death do us blart in a business week 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
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Episode One:
Tim: I might not mind watching this movie 52 times
Episode Two:
Tim: I hate this movie so much
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I don't know many people that are watching this show. They should also watch Guy's livestreams where he tested the format.
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ryah-wolfe · 5 months
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It’s that time of year again where I relisten to all the episodes of ‘Til Death Do Us Blart in preparation for the 2023 TDDUB episode
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handsomegentlebutch · 7 months
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Also side note I always swore I'd never watch the sex and the city movies (long story, it's a Bit tho dw) but I'm watching the first sex and the city movie and I think im in love with Samantha Jones. Fuck. She's so beautiful. Best girl. Guy Montgomery had always been a Samantha Jones stan and he's SO correct
Eta: it's a bad movie but I'm drunk and dyke and I wanna kiss Samantha Jones
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wt-nv-quotes · 2 years
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TIM: Yes, so we are watching the movie Grown Ups 2, once a week. This is our, uh, 10,003rd watch. So that puts it at…
GUY: Just around 190 years we’ve been doing this.
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so i was listening to twioat last week……
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kirbirby · 1 year
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new bigtop dropped
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