CALLING ALL EXMORMONS/PIMOS
i have a proposition- lets all write the nastiest, most unhinged, atrocious mormon themed smut that we possibly can. It was honestly weirdly healing for me to read wild ass smut on ao3 that was themed around the religion and not the musical, and i want it to become such a popular trend for exmos and pimos to start doing that they have to start vagueing about it in general conference. It doesnt have to be good. It just needs to *be.*
Once im done writing my Ammon×Lamoni smut fic I'm absolutely reblogging this post with the link added, please join me in this unhinged rebellion
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Panel one shows Tenzō having turned away from Kakashi. There's tears running down his face again, but his posture hasn't gotten tight and defensive again.
"Hah. That's a pretty big drawback," he says, half joking,
Panel two, Kakashi's arms enter the frame and grasp the edges of Tenzō's happuri. Tenzō, seemingly caught off guard, lets him do this, too surprised to even mind that Kakashi can see his tears.
"On the bright side, you have a home," Kakashi counters, "people you trust,"
"and a shiftless, good-for-nothing Captain, who's too lazy to fill out the paperwork for hospital-dodging." Kakashi says in panel three.
The image shows Kakashi smiling more convincingly, if a little apologetic, gripping Tenzō's happuri in his hand.
Panel four shows him holding Tenzō's happuri out with one hand, and Tenzō grabbing the metal sides of it with both of his own hands.
"Anyway, I'm pretty sure you're not a liability or a threat to Konoha," Kakashi says.
In the final panel of the comic, Tenzō ducks his head, looking up with one tearful eye as Kakashi reaches out. Tenzō is still gripping his happuri in his hands, close to his chest. Kakashi's back is drenched in the yellow light of the hall.
"My couch is yours, if you want to stay the night," Kakashi is saying as he ruffles Tenzō's long, now-unbound hair.
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someone asking where one of the other ninja are and Zane is looking away and trying so hard to be secretive cause someone asked to be left alone in the chillest and coolest space ever inside. Then he just looks like a sad puppy as he opens his chest plate and pulls out the wiggly fella cause they didn’t want to come out yet!
Oh every single one of the others is guilty of stowing away inside Zane for a bit if they need time to rest lol. He can change the colors of his stomach lighting, set any sort of requested ambiance, and even change the temperature if needed. Heck he could also use his stomach like one of those massaging water beds if someone wanted. He’s also got a game room further down in his guts and I think that would be the easiest place to get someone out of via his chest plate. His stomach doesn’t have an opening really so unless he disconnects a few of the tubes and squeezes them out it would be difficult to manually extract someone. But if someone is in his game room it’s pretty easy for him to just open the little box and grab them lol.
Usually it’s Jay or Lloyd who try and hide out in there so they don’t get drafted into doing chores lol, and Lloyd was especially guilty of hiding out there when he was younger. He’d give Zane pathetic little puppy eyes until Zane put him in the little game room so he could play some video games, buuuuut any time someone asked where he was Zane would pull the wiggly little fella out of his secret hiding place. No escaping chores on his watch. He still hasn’t found the secret stash of candy Lloyd hid in the game room tho, and if Lloyd has his way he never will.
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what if vash was a god, a benevolent god loved by many, who worked hard everyday to listen and attend to everyone's prayers and kept spreading himself thinner and thinner but it was okay as long as his people were safe right?
then something horrible inevitably happens and no matter what vash attempts to do, he cannot fix this! the people turn against him, where was their god? wasn't he supposed to protect them? why couldn't he save them?
useless, useless, u s e l e s s
he falls from divinity but he's not a common man, he is something else... something lower, something despicable. destruction and devastation followed him like a shadow no matter where he went and despite all this he never lost his kindness and heart
he falls from divinity but he's not a common man, he is something else... he is more human than humans could ever be
what if wolfwood was dangerous and deranged... his early life being of pain and misery, the only thing he clings on to is the orphanage. the place he was raised and helped raise many like him. he does not believe in gods because if they truly exist then why do they suffer so much? how many more children are going to turn out like him? bitter, cold and resentful
he is always kind to the children there, he never ever let's them see his true self they already suffered enough.. he wouldn't hesitate to burn the world to the ground but he'd sooner set himself on fire if it meant he would keep the children from harm
so it is no surprise that when calamity strikes and the orphanage gets razed to the ground, that in wolfwood's final living moments his grief, pain and rage that burn hot in his heart don't allow him to cross into the afterlife and he turns into a vengeful ghost
he is weak but quickly grows strong. he chases the transgressors like a vengeful god, for if the gods themselves do not destroy their pathetic scummy existence, do not make them pay the consequences for their actions then wolfwood would take care of it himself... it doesn't take long for people to grow fearful of The punisher
what if a too-much-of-a-human divine being met with a former human whose heart stopped beating turning him into something cruel? what if the faithless man that kept praying to protect what he loved despite not believing in gods met a broken god crushed by guilt and love who was trying to attone for his own sins with one act of kindness at a time?
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so i left the psych ward against medical advice 💁
they detained me for hours (while classified as a voluntary patient) and when i told them it was illegal a nurse looked me in the face and told me he didn't care about my rights 👍
& then when i got upset about being illegally detained he told me getting emotional is evidence that i am incompetent and if they want they can just keep forming me for it as long as they want 👍
and then they ignored me for two hours and refused to give me my belongings. and also called four (4) giant male security guards to have on standby 👍 even though i have zero history of violence, am 5'5" and weigh (not much) and previously disclosed to them many, many times that i have a history of ptsd, part of which is specifically hospital trauma 👍
and then they locked me in a room and searched all of my belongings to find a reason to form me 👍
like i'm gonna throw up thinking about it. (also they still have my wallet with all my IDs and credit cards.)
anyways i got the fuck out. and it was like 12:30am but my friend picked me up and i had a fucking panic-oh-fuck-oh-shit-meltdown in his car . but i went and took a shower and then he drove me to another hospital
and they formed me too except it's way nicer here and the staff are so nice. & the unit is way bigger and quieter . and they actually listened to me and referred me to a rheumatologist (after ...... 6-7 years of begging various doctors to be taken seriously)
and i have hope for the first time in a long time! & i'm getting discharged tomorrow :)
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So I got a new little update about The Mind Electric Au
New lore time, I will not explain anything except the fact that Sal and (what I’m currently calling him) Demon Friend Sal are two different entities/antagonists (though that last part is only kind of)
Oh and also I kinda did some body horror with that thing as well as something I thought would be funny
I didn’t wanna finish the other one but I might later idk
I love this silly little Au <3
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Child wakes up whimpering and going “NO!”
We rush in, ask what’s wrong, try to comfort her and calm her down. She bowls past us for the door.
“I know where all the flies are coming from! I have to get out of this room!”
Took us a good half hour of searching her room while she watched covering her ears and sniffling to get her back in the room at all.
Apparently the nightmares are still happening. :’( From what we could piece together through the sleep-grogginess and crying, this one involved hordes of big hairy flies gushing out of her pillow and mattress and flying into her ears to buzz in her brain.
Methinks it’s time to take her therapist up on the Emotional Support Animal thing....
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Wip Wednesday
Tagged by @hannahcbrown! Thank you for tagging me <3
Hope you don't mind but I'm going to tag you right back!
I guess we're on the content warning part. CW: self harm, suicidal ideation, suicide attempt, near death experience, blood.
Previously on After the Oblivion Crisis: Baurus trying to find his friend in the Anvil Manor. He's now in the basement.
Alright let's go:
He walks in a wide room with high ceilings. He must enter the final chamber. Baurus feels a little exposed walking in such a big space, surrounded by darkness. He wants to light up some candles, but all of them he finds are completely used up. He sees something in the middle of the room. There's a stone altar.
Baurus would rather not know what kind of dark rituals they're performing. Candles on the corners are all melted. The wax dripped down like skeleton hands, hanging ominously. On the altar, he sees Soul Gems. Maybe the dim light is the cause, but they look darker compared to the others.
As Baurus walks closer to the altar, the scent of blood gets stronger. The metal smells remind him of all the battles he had. His grip on the blade is getting tighter. He is getting anxious, but keeps his steps steady. He looks behind the altar, and sees…
"ACELTA!!!"
The said mer is lying in a pool of blood, face down, unconscious. Baurus drops everything, rushes to his side and checks his pulse. His pulse is fast but weak. He can tell the mer's heart is trying its best to keep him alive. Acelta's skin lacks warmth and is covered in cold sweats. His breath is shallow. He's alive, but barely.
He flips him over, and sees his wounds. Multiple cuts on his right arm, still bleeding. Baurus immediately reaches Acelta's satchel. This alchemist always carries enough health potions, but is he even in the right condition to drink potion? He makes an instant decision and pours the whole bottle on the wounds. He grabs a dagger that happens to lie next to him, tears a piece of his clothes, and ties it on his upper arm. Baurus puts the wounded arm on the mer's body, carries him up, and starts running.
Thank gods the chapel is right across the street. Why is this basement so big? I'm glad I lit all the candles. Stairs! There's too many stairs! I think I dropped my sword back there. Is he still breathing? I hope I know some healing spells. Please don't die. Please don't die. Please don't die.
Baurus runs to the chapel across the street, then kicks the chapel door open!
"Help! Please! Help! I need a healer!"
The priestess guides him down to a room. Baury places the dying mer on the bed, stands back, and watches her casting a healing spell. Instead of the usual blue lights, it's purple. She casts again, and again. More purple.
"We got an Atronach! Get Amragor In here!"
"What's wrong?!"
"He's absorbing all the spells! I can't heal him!"
Another healer comes in. They take turns casting spells. Even more purple lights. Nothing works! A memory springs through Baurus' mind. "His necklace!" He pushes over those healers, grabs the blue amulet, and rips it off the mer. The spells start to work. Their spells still get absorbed from time to time, but his bleeding has stopped.
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