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ignoring everybody in my phone, sorry not sorry ;_;
#i have been canceled on or weirded out too many times in the past four days#journal shit#you know how the baseball player was bragging about all the celebrities and best hiking spots he knew and how LA was better than my home?#and it turned out he wasnt a hiker at all according to his friends?#well this new guy is bragging about dancing spots in the city#im fucking tired of the bragging i dont care#but he may actually be legit so maybe next week ill think about it. i already told him i was busy this weekend#i feel like its really not actually hard to impress me#just be smart and very fucking funny have good timing and know when to surprise#like instead of bragging about something orchestrate a way for me to discover it#my point being if you're the one who introduces me to the turtle pond which is fucking free btw im going to be a lot more impressed#than the person who knows all the hot spots in town because they think it makes them look cool#or driving lmao#skilled driving is always sexy to me i am a DISASTER for someone who is good behind the wheel#i have a certain friend who im absolutely not attracted to#EXcEpT for when he is driving like fucking hell it's hot the way he takes those curves lol#one time i volunteered to ride along with him for 45 minutes both ways in LA traffic to drop off his watch for repair just so i could#watch him drive 🤣#thats over an hour and a half of LA traffic i mean#or god timmy whenever we are together if im not making him laugh hes making me laugh i dont think there is a minute we arent giggling#why is it so hard to find someone who combines all three :(#or even just one who isnt already in a relationship :(
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dear god what have I done in the tags.
#99.txt#they cut me off i didnt even finish the story gwhdhhsnvj#yeah so basically :) i steamed milk without foam. because they didnt want foam. the no foam drink#and im so smart and sexy and good at an espresso machine#and shes like ''uu STILL have to foam it ven !!!!!!''#im like ''huh. they dont want foam tho.''#shes like ''you have to FOAM the milk its in the BOOK 🙂''#at this point she has already GRABBED THE CUP from my hand to put her shitty giant bubbles in.#so im like ''ok . then. how. do i make it with no foam :)''#shes like ''um ??? u pour it in and then take it off the top ?? thats why we have SPOONS ?''#AS IF THIS IS FUCKING OBVIOUS. AND NOT THE DUMBEST SHIT IVE EVER HEARD.#OUOIUOUHHHH SHES TALKIJG TO ME LIKE IM FUCKING STUPID. YEAH SILLY ME DUMMY ME I DIDNT KNOW THAT A SPOON IS JUST TO PUT FOAM INTO A DRINK#AND THEN TAKE IT RIGHT BACK OUT AGAIN LIKE AN INSANE PERSON.#AAAAAGHAHV SILLY ME OOPSIE#even if the book says that i dont even care. the book is dumb as hell#i know how to steam milk without foam like. i know how to do my job. im so damn cool and sexy and smart#and everyone wants to work a steamer like me FUCK YOU my manager#acting like im stupid all the time and then does the MOST BATSHIT THINGS EVER#i dont even know.#another manager made me talk to her cos i was complaining. and im like ''yeah i feel like u talk down to me''#and her response basically boiled down to ''no i dont :)'' like. ok. so what now#she was also like ''oh im just like this 😊'' and im like. huh. so you either never thought about how that makes ppl around u feel.#or u just dont care ? ? that sounds like a really cool and healthy way to live your life
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nalani im in need of some sexy cheol smut 🧎🏻♀️
okay so i kind of got carried away bc i started thinking about sugar daddy!cheol who’s lowkey obsessed with the cute little college intern that works at his company. lmk what you think 🤭
from the moment seungcheol saw you, he knew he had to have you.
his need for you increases a tenfold when he hears what a good job you’re doing and how diligent and punctual you are. cheol starts coming around your area more—much to his subordinates’ distress. like they’re so tense when he comes around bc sure he’s a nice guy, but he’s ridiculously rigid and strict. and you’re no exception bc you’ve heard all about his demand for perfection.
except when he comes around to your desk, pretty smile in place, you seem to forget every single warning your coworkers have said to you. seungcheol is interested in your opinions and input, telling you how nice it is to have such a fresh perspective. his attention makes you feel proud and shy all at the same time, but you’re forced to get used to it bc he starts coming around a lot more.
it’s hard for seungcheol to control his desire for you. all he wants to do is make you his and have you on his arm at all times, but he knows he has to play it cool since you’re one of his employees. still, he can’t not spoil and dote on you. it’s just not in his nature.
especially when he finds out you take the bus and sometimes uber to work. he can’t stand the thought of pretty little you riding around in public transportation with your cute skirts and blouses. so one afternoon he calls you in his office and offers you a key to a brand new car. when you laugh off his very serious words, he has to laugh it off too. clearly, he would have to take smaller steps with you.
at least you accept to have his secretary take you and from work.
it doesn’t end there, though. he always offers to buy the office lunch since he knows you’d feel some sort of way if he only bought you lunch. if cheol orders in, he makes sure to get plenty of what you like. if he decides to take everyone out to a restaurant, he makes sure to sit next to you.
admittedly, you love his attention. it’s so flattering that such a smart, handsome man has taken in interest in you no matter how small. what you don’t realize is that his interest is anything but small.
you realize this when you find out that the rest of your tuition has been paid in full.
when you confront your boss, he doesn’t deny it. seungcheol just casually raises an eyebrow, asking why it was so wrong of him to help such a deserving woman like yourself. you’re so flustered that you can’t think straight. he goes on to say that this is only the beginnings of his displays of affections.
suddenly, you start getting bouquets of flowers every week, along with expensive skin care and perfumes. then, that turns into designer clothing and shoes that somehow fit you perfectly. you’d be lying if you say you didn’t love it, but you know you have to put an end to it.
“the clothes aren’t to your taste.” seungcheol muses with a thoughtful nod after you place the bags on his desk one morning. “very well. i’ll let you pick what you want from now on.”
you almost collapse when he holds out his black card for you to take. as you start to splutter about why you can’t accept it, he cuts you off with his soft yet firm voice.
“let me take you out. three times. after that, if you want me to leave you alone, i will.”
it’s like a dream when you spend time with him. seungcheol is much more than a cold, rich man who has more power than anyone you know. he’s thoughtful, kind, and a genuine person. by the end of the first date, you know you won’t be able to stop seeing him.
so you suddenly have a new car, a new luxury apartment, and an entire new wardrobe. your nights are suddenly filled with excitement, always going to places you could’ve only dreamed of. it’s all like a fantasy to you, especially because the most seungcheol has done is kiss your cheek or the back of your hand.
until one night when he’s stressed and you insist that he lets you help him take the edge off.
“daddy!” you cry out as seungcheol pounds into your hot cunt from behind.
“fuck, princess.” cheol groans gutturally as he watches your ass recoil against his pelvis. he slaps your ass and roughly kneads it, loving how the flesh feels in his palms. “love this pretty ass and your tight little pussy.”
your eyes roll to the back of your head as he continues to ram his thick cock into your sweet spot. his heavy balls hit your clit with every thrust, and the stimulation finally pushes you over the edge. you come with a loud moan, staining his thick cock with your orgasm.
“louder, princess.” cheol grips your hips and pounds into you harder. “i want the entire building to hear you moaning for me.”
“stuff me full of your cum, daddy!” you cry out wantonly, his thrusts quickly pushing you into another orgasm. “want you to fill me up!”
you’re abruptly flipped over, legs hooked on seungcheol’s broad shoulders as he starts to drill into you harder and faster. you’re tightening around his cock so much that he can hear a wet plop sound every time he fucks his cock back into you.
“come for me again, princess. come on daddy’s cock while he fucks a baby into this sweet cunt.”
when seungcheol bites down on your neck, you both come violently. thick ropes of hot cum paint your gummy walls, coating every part of you in his essence. you’re mewling as cheol licks and bites at your sensitive flesh. his hips keep moving, fucking his cum deeper inside you.
his lips meet yours for a messy kiss, addicted to the way your cunt keeps sucking him in. he groans into your mouth. “feels like you want more cum from the way you're squeezing me.”
“please, daddy.” you beg against his lips. “keep fucking your cum into me. want to be full of you always.”
seungcheol goes feral with your pleas. he wraps your legs around his waist, drilling his still-hard cock into you again. he watches, satisfied, as your eyes roll back while your mouth drops open in pleasure. his heavy balls smack your ass loudly as he splits you open on his cock. each thrust is getting harder as he chases his second orgasm.
“gonna fuck you full of my cum all night, baby. not gonna stop until you’re pretty little pussy is full of me.”
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Propaganda
Sophia Loren (Marriage Italian Style, Houseboat)—Major Italian star, first actress to win an Oscar for a performance not in English (for Two Women (1960)) and later when Roberto Benigni won an Oscar in 1999 he jumped over the chairs towards the stage going "Sophia Sophia!!" because he was running towards Sophia Loren and said he cared more about her than the Oscar, that's the effect she had on people. She was big in the 60s already even though she gained a lot more notoriety after that. And I mean. Can we take a moment and just.
Reiko Sato (Flower Drum Song)— ok so I might be unaware of her other movies but I watched flower drum song and she was soooo pretty!!!! and she’s like. amazing??? at dancing???? the swinging and stuff like what!!!! and the gauzy shawl thing at the beginning of love look away and actually the entire love look away is sooo cool [video below the cut]
This is round 3 of the tournament. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage woman.
[additional propaganda submitted under the cut.]
Sophia Loren:
im submitting her in honor of my dad bc she was the first celebrity crush of his he ever admitted to me and my sister :) and he was right. shes so pretty
She has maxed out all her stats: beauty, elegance, sensuality, she's got it all. her mesmerizing eyes, her sensual mouth, her sharp face shape, her everything is so striking and unlike any other beauty in films. she was also voted the world most beautiful woman when she was freaking 65
OSCAR WINNER. Worked with some of the hottest leading men in Hollywood but remained faithful to her husband whom she had a loving marriage with till he died (even though Cary Grant almost tempted her once, it's complicated)
One of the most well-known sex symbols of the Golden Age of Hollywood, and unlike some unfortunate others, she seems to have been pretty well at peace with occupying that status. She made assertiveness and a tempestuous temper seem glamorous, and although she's famous for side-eying Jayne Manisfield's cleavage, honestly? She's one to talk.
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Absolutely, drop-dead sexy, also a hard working, extraordinarily talented actress who didn't shy away from the less glamorous roles to gift us some gritty, memorable performances
JUST LOOK AT HER Y'ALL
Submitting this on behalf of my dad, who knows nothing of tumblr or this blog, but I remember being a kid watching Houseboat while my mom thirsted after Cary Grant, dad thirsted after Sophia Loren, and I was excited that they lived on a boat. Anyway, she's extremely beautiful and was an international star, doing a ton of movies in Italy before being recognized in the US.
Big in the chest, snatched in the waist, pretty in the face 😳
Very smart and beautiful, the characters that she played (I mean those in the movies that I put in the previous question) are as strong and determined as her which I think adds to her hotness.
Global superstar and my late grandfather's long time movie star crush and for a man as quiet as he was, and as hopelessly devoted to his wife as he was, the fact that I know that means she was EXCEPTIONAL.
Sexy, beautiful, deep. A real star.
Her performance in "Man of La Mancha" is just so very captivating. Dubbed as "the Italian Marilyn Monroe", she looks beautiful in any movie and at any age.
Forget the exotic sexpot of her Hollywood films and go back to her Italian career: sparking with Marcello Mastroianni as the woman who drives him mad and outwits all his fumbling attempts at macho posturing in their early films, and showing a tender side in their 1970s films. Sophia isn’t self-conscious about who she is or her beautiful body: she enjoys being herself and she wants us all to enjoy ourselves too.
She starred in films as a sexually emancipated persona and was one of the best known sex symbols of the time. She is a great cook and her filmography is immense.
On the misattributed quote that Sophia owed everything to spaghetti: 'Did you actually say the quote frequently attributed to you, "Everything you see I owe to spaghetti"?' "Non è vero! It's not true! It's such a silly thing. I owe it to spaghetti, no, no. Completely made up."
Reiko Sato:
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Hii can I request ranpo and chuuya with an s/o that has a kitsune type ability? like they can turn into one fully and can also semi transform with just the ears and tail, you can make it female or gender neutral
dang ranpo is popular LMAO not that im complaining hes my little meow meow ^_^ also i went w gn reader bc i dont write fem reader !! also u didnt say if u wanted hcs or not but i went w hcs if u wanted drabbles or fics feel free to ask again !!
WARNINGS: a bit suggestive in chuuyas but nothing explicit
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chuuya and ranpo with a kitsune ability user s/o
chuuya
kitsune are born tricksters, being yokai, and those with kitsune abilities are certainly no different ! while your affinity for practical jokes may grate on chuuya, you are still his s/o at the end of the day
(he would NOT be dating you if he didnt want to trust me)
when you’re partially transformed (or fully transformed) he tries to watch how loud he gets since he’s not very good at volume control and he doesn’t want to hurt your ears
he likes to scratch behind your ears or pet your tail !! he does it mindlessly tbh, even though he can’t feel your fur through his gloves he likes hearing you react or feeling your ears/tail twitch
he also likes hearing and seeing your foxlike mannerisms ! he can always tell if somebody is getting on your nerves because of your gekkering, and he’s particularly fond of when you nuzzle up to him or the way you ‘shadow’ him (trailing behind him)
chuuya probably has a book or two on his bookshelf about fox mannerisms just so he understands your body language a bit better
one thing he had to get used to was just how talkative you were. foxes are very social creatures, and much of that crossed over into your personality
luckily for you, he likes listening to you talk
if you have claws, he thinks thats really cool (he's into it in a sexy way)
the shapeshifting throws him off not gonna lie. especially because you're so smart as a result of your ability. however he loves watching you mess with people by turning into other people
ranpo
ranpo is 100% THE BEST audience for your illusion tricks. he will sit next to you/in your lap/literally anywhere he can see you and demand that you do your silly little illusory tricks
he thinks your fox form is absolutely precious. he loves petting you and carrying you around on his shoulders
joins in on your pranks all the time fr !! he helps you make them more unpredictable
so far, you've gotten everybody in the agency... except dazai, who keeps seeing through your plans. you've gotten ranpo, but he 'let you' (you aren't sure if he actually did)
mimics your fox noises ! you start yapping ? he yaps back. you bark ? he barks right back !
hes been a play wrestler ever since he found out that it's a way that fox kits blow off steam. any form of physical touch is a big yes for him, but especially wrestling. it's the only way he expends energy he doesn't absolutely have to
(its probably nostalgic for you, since you likely would have done it as a child/right when your ability presented)
prank wars are common between you two as well !!
he's talkative ! he loves talking and you two will frequently go on dates where you just infodump at each other over a meal
he likes to play with your tail and ears a lot !!
#writing#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd x gn reader#headcanons#percys silly hcs#gn reader#gender neutral reader#chuuya x reader#chuuya x y/n#chuuya x you#chuuya x gn!reader#ranpo x y/n#ranpo x reader#ranpo x you#ranpo x gn!reader
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No because you really do seem unapproachable, but in a good way lol you read a lot you seem smart well spoken and well educated with refined tastes and like you wouldn't take shit, if i saw you out in the wild i would be like no way i can talk to her shes too cool and if i did speak I'd misquote a classic trying to impress you because im nervous and then you would look at me like um ☝️thats incorrect and then proceed to correct me in a very articulate and sexy manner and i would be left speechless embarrassed and a little attracted to you ngl
i’ve often been told i seem unapproachable & intimidating because of my intelligence and “how i move” but when people actually get to know me, they figure out im a giant teddy bear who cries when she’s mad.. i’ll literally cry if someone raises their voice at me and i have never gone out of my way to be mean to someone who wasn’t mean to me first.. also you’re so right about refined tastes and everything.. and wait i actually do this ☝️!! like caleb ☝️ you’re wrong actually. the secret of happiness, you see, is not found in seeking more, but in developing the capacity to enjoy less.. lol bye
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sometimes im like dang i really am full of myself because i can’t possibly actually be this sexy cool smart pretty and fun all at the same time. but then im like no i really am and i have just achieved enlightenment and most people are genuinely not as smart as me. bummer for them but my life is awesome
#caroline speaks#reading my own posts like wow. and to think this girl is hot too. what can’t she do!#oh my god i will delete this HAHAHAHA
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fourth wing thoughts (no spoilers):
while reading:
- MIRA IS HOT she reminds me of totk zelda
- xaden scares me lowk
- why is xaden so mf big. HUH?! enormous ginamanasaurus motherfucker. in my head he’s 5 foot 10 inches and sleeper bod. next question
- i know rhiannon is sexy. need more of her!
- omg chronic illness mc YES
- violet is so cool lowk like acknowledges her weaknesses ✅ improves herself ✅ isn’t annoying ✅ isn’t a bitch unless ur a bitch to her first ✅ smart as fuck ✅
- bitchass jack barlowe reminds me of nacho cheese doritos.
- dain more like DAMN why don’t u shut the hell up 🤣
- dain is so protective savior complex core like bro has no faith in her aaaahdhdh honestly i would have snapped sooner because like why is he always talking like she’s a child and needs to be saved
- xaden on the other hand is always hyping her up. which is great but occasionally he goes over the top imo . we get it ur down bad my guy
- she’s sooooo silly calling xaden out in public all the time
- so happy dain x violet romance didn’t last. he reminds me of chaol from throne of glass
- ngl thought violet was gonna be the whiny shy useless mc but the whole book up to 60% is all about her getting stronger and cooler and hotter and she’s confident and figures her shit out without complaining
- i loooove her and her sibling’s relationship. it’s so real ngl. book of brennan is so cute. brennan and mira, and mira and violet. i love them.
- violets armor from mira is so cool ik she looks hot in it. fan art better slay
- NAOLIN MENTIONED ‼️‼️
- if she says “rippling muscle” or “he’s so beautiful” one more fucking time—expand ur vocabulary girl 😩
- dain bruh stfuuuuu bro is so annoying he probs looks like this 🤓
- so many cliches but all the cool world building and shit balances it out so well like i don’t even mind that much
- yeah she’s gonna get a special dragon obvi
- i was right 🤭
- dragon descriptions make me 😁😁😁 it’s so httyd and so much detail and care put into it i love it
- dragon world building is so 💗💗
- tairn the dragon u are so cool to me
- i want a dragon
- i miss mira
- xaden is so cool. reminds me of a wolf
- TAIRN IS SO UNSERIOUS 🤣🤣 sarcastic ass dragon
- MATES LMAOOOO so sarah j maas coded
- LIAM IS SOOOO CUTE so puppy dog :) sawyer too
- oh the telepathic connections. it’s so sjm up in here
- telepathy aspect is cool tho i like how this author writes it <3
- why r the dragons getting hot and heavy 🥵 🤨
- omg kisss!
- MIRA OMYGOD I LOVE U I MISSED U SO MUCH MY WARRIOR QUEEN
- ngl around 70% it’s not as entertaining as all the deathly challenges and trials from the beginning
- omg violets power 😮 im a slut for opposite aesthetics
- oh. not a fan of the monster dick sex. uncomfy lowk. good for them though 👍
- ok politics. i don’t care that much.
- OKAY CLICHE DIALOGUE I SEE YOU it’s so weird i’m not even that bothered by it when normally i would be
- this is becoming more romance than death-defying war college stuff :/
- lovers quarrel. lovers share trauma. then lovers make up. idgaf!
- me when the romance book is romancing 😐
- basic adult romance dialogue! welcome back. how are you today
- more monster dick sex. how lovely.
- xaden’s muscles keep rippling. bro stay still!
- man what kinda sex is rebecca yarros having 🧐👁️
- omg plot
- omg TENSION! BETRAYAL! TWISTS!
- oh the climactic end-of-book battle. ngl none of these details are processing in my head. what fight?
- i know someone had to die but why that particular person. man :(
- i’m sure this battle and strategy and action scenes are so slay. i’m dissociating tho lol
- aw xaden likes her so much. simp
- CLIFFHANGER 😮
overall: i liked the first half better than the second half. first 50% was soooo addicting. i loved the world building and dragons and war college and challenges so much but i’m just not a huge romance person. like the romantic buildup is amazing but afterwards i’m just meh. of course there was the expected tropey/ cliche/ booktok moments BUT most of it was overshadowed by how great the other aspects of the writing was. i dissociated at the end and didn’t really feel attached to violet or xaden or even the dragons (this is a me problem) but i think the ending is great set up for book 2 (will probs give it a read). like u can tell where the book is going but then the author does something unique to make it a little different than other books in this genre, so idk how many surprises book 2 will have. the fact that i read this is in less than 24 hours says a lot though. i hope mira comes back :D
#fourth wing#violet sorrengail#xaden riorson#violet and xaden#rebecca yarros#the empyrean#xadenviolet#tairneanach
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whiplash of horrible transphobia against all trans mascs as well as conflating trans man with trans masculine and just hating everyone who's not explicitly a woman on the dash this fine morning. i'm so glad most trans people are so cool and sexy and smart about gender because jesus christ the ones who arent go HARD in it. im talking fully radfem brain rot but its WOKE because it includes trans women in the whole "woman are the oppressed gender" thing and there's no nuance there for those of us who arent either. this is not what i needed to see rn.
#nnstuff#rambling#side note but is there like an opposite of a baeddels (dunno if i spelled that right)#like a group of trans men/mascs who hate trans women for... i genuinely cant think of a reason#but if baeddels managed it then im sure the other side must have too#not that i really wanna know. shit sickens me. but it would be good to be on the lookout for them
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IM BACK WITH MORE MSP INCORRECT QUOTES BUT THIS TIME THEY’RE (mostly) SHIPPING QUOTES BC I SAID SO
(also it’s mostly soundwin bc theyve taken over but there’s also tiwpor and tinngun and like one yonook quote lol)
Win: Hey, are you okay?
Sound: Yeah.
Win: You don’t look okay...
Sound: Then stop looking.
—- —-
Win: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch.
Sound: What changed your mind?
Win: Oh, I still think you're a bitch. I've just grown to like that about you.
—- —-
Sound: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch.
Win: What changed your mind?
Sound: Oh, I still think you're a bitch. I've just grown to like that about you.
—-(this quote works both ways lmao)—-
Gun: Can I have a private talk with you?
Pat: Okay, as long as it’s not about tampons because I just don’t understand them.
—- —-
Sound: Hey, Gun? Can I get some dating advice?
Gun: Just because I'm with Tinn doesn't mean I know how I did it.
—- —-
Tiw: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Gun recently.
Tinn: No, Tiw, it's not what it looks like, I swear.
Tiw: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
Tinn: No! You’re the only one for me.
Tiw: Is that so?
Tinn: I promise! Gun and I are just dating, okay? He's my boyfriend.
Tiw: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?
Tinn: You are still my one and only best friend! They’re just the love of my life, nothing more!
Tiw: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?
Tinn: Of course bro!
Tiw: Bro...
Gun: What the-
—- —-
Sound: H-how do you ask someone out?
Por: Well, first-
Tiw: Don't ask him, he asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot.
Sound: ...And you said yes?
—- —-
Sound: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you…
Win: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.
—- —-
Yo, sweating: Nook, there’s something I need to ask you-
Nook: Finally! You’re proposing!
Yo: How’d you know?
Nook: Yo, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Nook: I even picked it up once.
—- —-
Tiw: Hey Win, wanna third wheel on my date with Por tomorrow?
Win: Sure.
Tiw: Sound! Wanna third wheel on my date with Por tomorrow?
Tiw: Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date!
Win & Sound: …
Por: Tiw...
—-(the only reason any of them get anything done is bc of tiw)—-
Sound: You have to apologize to them Win.
Win: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!
—-(PLEASE let this be how the fight happens)—-
Por: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Tiw and I are dating.
Tiw, Gun, Yo, Win, Pat, and Sound: *gasp*
Por: Tiw, why are you surprised?!
—- —-
Tinn: Gun is playing hard to get.
Tinn: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
—- —-
Tinn: I’ve been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Gun: Wow. He sounds stupid.
Tinn: But he’s not. He’s really smart actually. Just dense.
Gun: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Tinn: I guess you’re right. Hey Gun, I love you.
Gun: See! Just say that!
Tinn: Holy fucking shit.
Gun: If that flies over his head then, sorry Tinn, but he's too dumb for you.
Tinn: Gun.
—-(this is literally how episode 6 went)—-
Tiw: Ooh, somebody has a crush
Win: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Sound I just think he’s cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about him.
*Later that night*
Win, very much awake: Uh oh.
—- —-
Gun: *yawns*
Tinn: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.
Gun: Then you must be exhuasted.
Pat: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.
—- —-
*playing twister*
Tiw: Right hand red.
Sound: *ends up on top of Win*
Win: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Tiw: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.
—- —-
Yo: Why doesn’t Nook find me sexy when I bite my lip?
Por: What do you look like when you bite your lip?
Yo: *bites lip*
Por: ...Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?
—- —-
Sound: My hands are cold.
Win: Here, let me hold them.
Sound: My lips are cold too.
Win: *covers Sound's mouth with his hand*
—- —-
Win: I owe you one.
Sound: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.
—- —-
Tiw: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Por: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Tiw: That one. I want that one.
—- —-
Sound: The stars are so beautiful...
Win: They're just giant balls of gas.
Sound: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Win: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
Sound: Oh...
—-(IM CRYING PLS LET THIS BE HOW THE REVEAL OF WIN’S FEELINGS HAPPENS (like sound attempting to flirt with win and win cutting him off with his own cheesy confession line and djfdjjfdjdfj))—-
Win, throwing his head into Sound's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!
Sound, lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.
—- —-
Win: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Sound: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Win: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Sound: Is it working?
—- —-
Win: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
Sound: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
Win: I said within reason, Sound. How about I murder that guy?
Sound: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?
Win: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
—- —-
Sound: Are we fighting or flirting?
Win: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
Sound: Your point?
—- —-
Sound: I love you.
Win, not paying attention: What was that?
Sound: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-
—- —-
conclusion: i love soundwin way too much and need to get a grip on myself like a grip as strong as the grip sound and win had on each others shirts at the end of episode 9 im so sorry ill stop now
#my school president#my school president the series#msp incorrect quotes#my school president incorrect quotes#soundwin#winsound#tiwpor#tinngun#msp sound#msp win#msp tiw#msp por#msp tinn#msp gun#msp yo#msp pat#msp nook#satangwinny#winnysatang#markford#geminifourth#satang kittiphop#winny thanawin#mark pakin#ford arun#gemini norawit#fourth nattawat#captain passatorn#captain pheerawit#prom theepakon
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yknow how at the emotional climax of the movie bolt, the dog (bolt) has learned that he doesnt have superpowers because superpowers arent real but then he goes back to find penny or w/e her name is and saves her life with his completely un-super dog powers (bark bark)? and its like a way of showing kids that you dont have to be extraordinary or "gifted" to be special? like you can still help people and make a difference even if you aren't above them in some way? i wish that were me. who had gone through that character arc. because i so badly want to be seen as special in some way. the fact that i am utterly painstakingly average in almost all regards is poison to my brain. i am not gifted, but i dont have to be gifted to be good. you dont have to be above everyone else to be a good person, you can literally just vibe. and like i know that why wouldnt i know that ive already accepted that my life is going to be an eternally impoverished one so why do i still want to be so fucking smart and cool and sexy when all of those things are barely real at all, just conceptually?
im thinkin'.
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Talking about girls
*The primary colors trio are chilling reading Sonic's super heroes comics collection*
Knuckles: i do not understand or relate with this bat - man... I'm feeling disappointment. 😑
Tails: Come on! He is cool! He doesn't have any powers but he is a super genius and uses gadgets to kick ass! 🤩
Sonic: Yeah knux not everything is about muscles... 🙄
Knuckles: Don't misunderstand, this Bat-man was appealing to me! A disciplined, skilled, wise, smart warrior worth my admiration! I don't care if he can't destroy walls with his bare fists. 😤
Tails: so....? Then what's the problem?😐
Knuckles: He let's his guard down when surrounded by females! He is always surrounded with them!😤
Sonic: pffff jajaja aren't you just jealous?😂
Knuckles: don't be ridiculous!😠
Sonic: so then you're not uncomfortable reading those parts because you're shy with girls?😝
Tails:.....(i think you are a bit like that too...)🤨
Knuckles: Shut up! That's irrelevant! And I'm talking about one specific female! This so called the Cat- woman... I get she is supposed to be some kind of charmer master! But the Bat- man already knows this treacherous Cat - woman is an evil seductress! A dishonorably thief! She keeps trying to trick him! She is the enemy! He has known that for a while and yet he remains infatuated by her! I simply can't understand this Bat- man reasoning😡
Sonic: wow you seem too obsessed with that thief...🤨 You sure you aren't feeling conflicted because you actually like her? She is a cool character... 😏
Knuckles: JA! That's a good one! I could never like someone as dishonorably as a Thief! How can the bat- man let this Cat- woman play with his heart like that!? She is obviously an evil female trained to mislead naive hearts! 😡
Tails: actually according to my research in the batman lore including his relationships... It seems that Catwoman actually loves him back and understands him better than anyone but she is unable to leave behind her thief life and...🧐
Sonic: Ok this is starting to get too mushy...😑
Knuckles: nonsense! The Bat- man hero turned out to be a disappointment! I could never understand why he fell for a thief. A THIEF! 😤
Sonic: whatever dude, hope that never happens to you🙄
Knuckles: Me? As if! What kind of fool do you take me for? I would never be as hopeless as the Bat-man
*Tom AKA lord donut shows up to check on the primary colors trio while they're reading Sonic's super heroes comics collection *
Tom: Hey guys! You're having fun? Are your new roommates enjoying your comics Sonic? 😃
Sonic: Oh yeah we are having lots of fun watching this knucklehead having a existential crisis 😂
Tom: What?🤨
Tails: apparently he doesn't understand Batman reasoning for having feelings towards one of his enemies...
Sonic: he doesn't get why the hero is so into the sexy Thief 😆
Knuckles: i don't know what is so funny about this! Is a serious matter! This bat -man is supposed to be one of the smartest warriors and he is tarnishing his reputation by being infatuated with this Cat thief woman villainess over and over again! He already knows she is a bad girl and still he let's her play with him and his heart! What's so appealing about this tight suit dressed thief.... 😡
Tom:.emmm😳 well...( i suppose he isn't in that age yet...? does it work the same in alien animals anyway?)
Sonic: Aaw man there he goes again 🙄
Tails: pffff 🤭
Sonic: Knux you should stop worrying about who is Batman simping for and just focus on the action, that's the best part! Right when the heroes kicks the bad Guy ass and save the day! Oh look just like i did! 😌👌
Tails: hey we helped too! 😐
Knuckles: exactly we fought together as a team don't take all the glory hedgehog!😤
Sonic: Ok ok sure but Im just saying I was the one flouting in the sky with a super handsome golden make over and then boom SUPER... SONIC ON THE SCENE SAVING THE DAY LIKE A BADASS! Even better and more handsome than Superman i must say... 😜
Knuckles: ...humppt 😒
Tom: well i guess you did save the day...🤔🙄
Sonic: i knew you would agree with me...😁
Tom: but you still lack of something to be fully like the heroes of your comics pal...🙂
Sonic: Excuse me!? no i don't? I have the sad origin back story, the superpowers, the villain nemesis, the sidekicks...🤨
Tails: 🤩 yey
Knuckles: 😤i beg you pardon?
Sonic: I have ALL the super heroes have! 😠
Tom: NOPE, you still don't have... The Girl! 😏
Sonic:😳😳😳😳!!!!!!
Tails: Oh it's true... Most of the heroes stories we've been reading involved some love interest also involving kissing ewww 😖
Sonic:😳😳😳😳😳😳!!!!!!
Knuckles: yeah even the solitary bat -man hero has a questionable love quest with a female enemy...🤔
Sonic: Shut up, Shut up!😳😖
Tom: See? You still need a girl with a biiiiiig cruuuush on you🤣
Sonic: ok enough!🙉🙉 yeah really mature lord donut reaaaally mature...😤
Tom: what's the matter? Where did that confidence go? Are you afraid of giiiiiiiirls? 🧐😁
Sonic: whaaat? I'm not afraid of girls! Knuckles is afraid of girls! 😠👉
Knuckles: HEY! I don not fear females! I could even fight one no matter how much of a charmer she was...😤
Sonic: WHY in the world are you talking about fighting girls??? I'm just saying I don't have a problem with girls ok?
Tails: 😶 ummm
Tom: ok ok I'm sorry 🙌😛
Sonic: look let's just say this is an exception ok I've never seen a girl of my kind anyway why would I even worry about that...😑
Tom: (oh that's true... He has never seen a girl of his home planet, I wonder how they look like... ) Aren't you curious?
Sonic: emmmmmmmmm (i wasn't before you brought the damn topic) No. No... Anyway what are the chances of meetings one here? Im not going to worry about that...😤
Knuckles: me neither.
Tom: Ok that's fair 🤷( though I wish I could see the moment... After all Sonic is a young teenager who won't stop trying to look cool... watching him seeing his first hedgehog girl would be hilarious) 🤭
Sonic: i don't know why are you laughing but cut it out! Come on! (Man i never thought about this before... But I don't think I'm gonna meet a girl of my world anytime soon so it's no use thinking about it) 😓😬
Knuckles: huump! ridiculous...
*Meeting Rouge*
Knuckles:( good chaos... I can not comprehend myself... what is this mysterious feel and on top of that she is a FEMALE BAT... Indeed this is a divine punishment for disrespecting the Bat-man love quest...😖)
*Meeting Amy *
Sonic: ( AW COME ON SERIOUSLY??? I WASN'T READY FOR THIS!!! OK Sonic be cool, be coo... don't look like an idiot in front of the very first hedgehog girl you ever seen in your life that also happens to be SO DAMN CUTE 💘🤯 and has a terrifying giant hammer... )🙂
#sonic#sonic 2#sonic movie#sonic the hedgehog#sonic movie 2#knuxouge#amy rose#miles tails prower#sonic prime#sonic frontiers#sonamy#knouge#sonic idw#sonic the hedghog movie#knuckles the echidna#shadow the hedgehog#rouge the bat#knuckles series#batman
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Hi! Um, I thought I would offer you these panels from utrh of Dick with a knee brace, as per your last few posts about disabled representation in comics. Also indirectly answering that other anon who said that representation in comics isn't exciting and can't work with them being superheroes...
And I mean, you can totally write intriguing and interesting stories about a character coming to terms with their disability and figuring out that while it makes them different from who they were before, they're still a fucking hero. (Like Babs becoming Oracle after losing the use of her legs. Making her walk again and be Batgirl again... Idk how you can call that anything other than ableism?? She's seriously cool as Oracle, that def didn't need any retcons.)
Anyway, I think the problem is that many people associate being disabled with ableist prejudices of helplessness, without even being fully aware of it. Which is exactly why more rep in any type of media would help!
my friend! your post is as wonderful and insightful as always and thank you so much for the panels, i forgot which comic they were from! this it was exactly what i was referring to and imagining when talking about his knee brace, thank you again!! i love how its something that allows him to continue being a hero and that it just exists instead of being a big plot point. just casual and normalized use of mobility aids my beloved <33
and absolutely agree in it creating interesting stories of them adapting and handling the changes they need to make because of their disability and how it doesn't make them weaker! i think to this panel from the batman chronicles specifically:
[ID: Barbara Gordon smiling at white birds as she's in her wheelchair. Behind her un-detailed people are walking as they go about their lives. Her hair flows slightly in the wind and her internal narration boxes read, "A little over a year has passed since my old life ended, since I died and was reborn. The shadows remain, but only to give contrast to the light. I am no longer a distaff impersonation of someone else. I'm me - more me than I have ever been. My life is my own. I embrace it, and the light, with a deep, continuing joy." END ID]
the entire issue is so well done in her voicing her discomfort and fear and anger at her sudden disability and the change. because of course its frustrating to have that sudden change. of course she feels lost when she based her purpose on being batgirl, something that depended on her being physically abled. and seeing that voice and feelings being represented alongside of it highlighting and showing that she still has purpose and is just as powerful and capable of doing what she loves is so <3 she found her identity, not as an extension of anyone else but just as herself, as a disabled woman. and how happy she is!
i think abled people tend to be so uncomfortable with the idea of disabled people (especially physically disabled people) being happy or still being powerful. they hate the idea of disabled people not being weaker to them while also hating the anger and frustration that can come with being disabled. they hate seeing us successful and just as capable and hate seeing us as human rather than a "poor victim" to put up on a pedestal for inspiration porn that makes them feel better about themselves.
we're allowed to "motivation" to them as they simultaneously think its unnatural for us to be happy or successful on our own. we're either looked down at or held to standards that abled people arent - never to be equal. im allowed to be just as pissed off as someone that can walk and move around freely. i should be allowed to be as messy or rude as someone thats neurotypical without being viewed as a child to pity or as someone that should be better than them in my behaviour. i should be allowed to be smart and sexy and funny and complex as anyone else. my disabilities doesn't make me more or less of a person. it just makes me a person thats disabled.
disability is such a broad spectrum. from paralyzed, needing canes or wheelchairs or any mobility device, needing hearing aids or anything that's physically noticeable. to chronic pain and neurodevelopment disorders and other invisible disabilities. and everyone's experience is different with each one and its so vast. the opportunities it allows and how fascinating and empowering it'll be to see this range and how these characters handle it is unbelievable and such wasted potential. from dealing with the sudden frustrations and limitations to it just being part of them.
it can literally be one panel in a random comic that says nightwing needs a knee brace because of worn cartilage and have it be part of his character casually and consistently. have an ongoing arc and theme of random brain injury side effects because of the head trauma hes taken and have a moving moment in being reassured and how he struggles with it. have something.
theres so much they can do and just refuse not to. the only reason disabilities isnt represented is pure ableism, there is no excuse.
#again its always so nice to see your posts :)#hopefully my reply is coherent as im sipping my brain soup with a fork bc i have NO spoons but#anyways. tired of not being allowed to casually exist as a disabled person.#im not anyones victim and im not inspirational just because im alive and disabled. its condescending and insulting#barbara gordon#oracle#nightwing#dick grayson#the d in dcu is for disabled#company in the crypt#nature my beloved#calling all my mutuals and favourite accounts my beloved my beloved... <3
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🥀 and 💭?
🥀 Talk about some of your fictional crushes and why they aren’t your F/O!
p much all of these the reason is either there's not enough story for me to work with, said story is incomplete, or i just don't think about them very often. sometimes its also a vibes thing. idfk.
rammattra (overwatch) - big sexy robot! phenomenal fucking design! animations designed to Get My Ass! however, overwatch lore is garbage so i cannot be assed! this also applies to moira. i am not immune to evil butch scientist but bro there is nothing there. im stealing her and filling her with bloodworms. shes my oc now.
billy (backlash) - hi. read backlash. look its right here go go go go. i love billy so fucking much she's charming she's smart she's funny she builds robots and loves anime and she can see ghosts and shuffle souls around into different bodies! i get heart palpitations when she smiles. trans lesbian queen of my heart. fucking look at her.
i do actually have a backlash insert but they're busy trying to kiss the world's most garbage man. they can probably do better. honestly i have crushes on most of the women in this comic. hot ghost grandma pls dm me.
lady sorcia (thieves and kings) - ok this ones. kind of obscure. rlly good comic tho you should also read thieves and kings. she's a sorceress who gets a good chunk of her power from a magical cloak and swords that are basically extensions of a dark force that really, REALLY doesn't want her gain indipendence. sometimes she does murders about it. i was entranced by her as a kid (for reasons that would become obvious to me later) and i still think she's really cool and tbh maybe i SHOULD make myself an insert for thieves and kings. do i not deserve a funny little wizard.
glados (portal) - one time i played a VR game where you try to fix a robot and then when you fail she gets up real close in your face and berates you and chucks you into a pit of lava or whatever. fundamentally altered my brain chemistry in. a way.
makoto nanya (blazblue) - super buff squirrel girl fights evil with the power of friendship and incredible violence! shes cute shes smart she's ride-or-die for the people she cares about and i would let her princess carry me into the sunset. unfortunately i cant reciprocate because my arms are limp spaghetti noodles but i can dream.
💭 What’s your favorite uncommon headcanon about your F/O?
i saw a comic where law tattooed his back by temporarily removing his own skin w/ Room and just went at that shit at his desk w/ a tattoo gun and it lives rent-free in my brain. that shit fucking rules.
also i think he's autistic and on the aroace spectrum. idk how uncommon these are bc i don't interact with fandom much but anyways hes JUST like me frfr.
#this turned out longer than i thought itd be. lots of guys bouncing around in there. oh well.#i got to plug my favorite comics so thats all that really matters tbh#ass memes#yellin
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imo hbomberguy's original video was an excellent rundown of the broader plagiarism issue, but todd in the shadows' fact check vid is really the reason im pissed at this specific guy, and gives me a bit less sympathy for people who fell for his shit tbh.
like missing the plagiarism and less like... relevant misinformation is one thing- im actually pretty sure i saw a post about the disney gay day thing go around a while back and went "huh neat" and moved on without checking, because why would i check that sort of thing, i don't care about the history of disney. and while we can collectively raise our eyebrows at people not picking up on the celluloid closet-tier theft, if you don't have any interest in more in-depth queer theory or history i does kinda track that you wouldn't know these books exist. i watch random essays as mildly informative background noise all the time; i'm not going to be able to cite any of the organic chemistry sources referenced, no matter how common knowledge it is in-field.
but holy SHIT so much of the facts he very confidently stated were such blatantly biased horseshit that they really should have pinged more radars than they did. i cannot fucking imagine listening to someone tell me that american soldiers primarily enlisted in wwii because the nazis were just so sexy and not thinking something was up there. claiming that subtlety in western movies wasn't invented until the 1960s while gushing over the homosexual subtext in disney cartoons is insulting to your audience's knowledge of their own pop culture, and also their grasp on linear time. if you thought his dig at western theater being entirely tell-don't-show held any water i have to assume you flunked english from 8th grade on, and have never seen a production in your life.
i have not watched his videos, and im not planning to, but frankly there is no amount of contextual padding that will make his commentary on asian media and culture in general less xenophobic and/or infantilizing. the kabuki/noh mixup and disregard for even reading the wikipedia article before discussing how their narratives work aside, the whole thing about the big scary chinese government padding their action movie box office numbers as propaganda exclusively designed to intimidate western audiences is 1) stupid as hell, and 2) yet another offshoot of the right-of-center sinophobia that's been circulating for the last couple five years and i really don't know why people are so willing to defend themselves by saying it isn't their fault that they uncritically swallowed his racist bullshit or accepted it as confirmation of their own biases.
i think that's actually what bothers me the most here. his entire platform was built on stealing other people's ideas and reframing them to tell his audience what they wanted to hear. and i get it! everyone wants to think they're smart and cool and know the real history behind everything, everyone wants to hear that they can continue to like the stuff they like that other people are pushing back against- attack on titan isn't really facist, disney has always been progressive, china's just as awful as you think it is- it's really easy to get suckered into that!! it sucks to hear someone you trusted is a liar, and it's embarrassing to get called out for believing something false, but some of this stuff crumbles so quickly under any measure of critical thinking that defending taking it as gospel is more of a self-own than anything else.
hopefully the current teardown has reminded everyone that people on the internet are frequently full of shit and passed out a few more tips on how to be smarter going forwards.
#real life mango#this uh. got away from me a bit.#but ive been stewing on this since the video dropped#hopefully it's coherent#minor disclaimer that im mostly vagueing shit ive seen on twitter and not as much here#(not that it doesn't exist here)#(just that im not responding to any one tumblr post specifically)
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Im batman im so cool and sexy and smart and capable and skilled and i don't need anyone ever im the strongest im the badassest im the smartest mf on this planet you can't beat me you can't touch me you can't even look at me because you don't see me because im the shadows and ive kicked your ass
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