#be prepared for ADHD+ | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

lunapwrites · 5 months

Text

Nothing worse than when your partner says something really fucking funny and you go to immortalize it in no context text form and you have already forgotten the punchline.

Bean please for the love of God can I have at least one of my brain cells back. I am begging you.

#I'm not even in the sleep deprived stage yet #this is all me #as i explained to a friend #if you have ADHD and you choose to reproduce #be prepared for ADHD+#ADHD hard mode #i still can't get over needing to stop myself from pouring oat milk on my bagel okay #it's not great lol #anyway #this post is actually about an mtg card #Sphinx of the Second Sun specifically #which i pulled a foil of last night #much to my partner's dismay #bc now i can replace the non shiny one in my deck #with the shiny one #and continue making everyone at the table SUFFER #affectionately #lp plays magic #Bean posting

8 notes · View notes

dxmxuse · 10 months

Text

Set up a pet cam today to see what Pool Noodle does when I’m gone. She sat at the corner of my bed watching the door for 5 hours while I was at work

#I was not prepared for my heart to break like this #university #college #adhd #mental health #esa animal #bunblr #bunnyblr #rabbitblr #rabbits #pets #small animals #petblr #animals #cute animals #cute

2K notes · View notes

i-bit-the-dust-it-was-yummy · 8 days

Text

hannibal except he cooks like one of those moms on tiktok

#yk those videos with the mom making smth that’s a ‘snack’ and actually takes like 2 days to prepare #hannibal #autism #adhd #gay #hannibal lecter #nbc hannibal #hannigram #rizz?#hannibal nbc #will graham

312 notes · View notes

angelxd-3303 · 1 year

Note

Could you redraw this but with the Bros? Please it would be so damn funny- 😭

It actually started with the Amazon box meme, then I remembered this ask and emerged from my trance to see this.

#traditional art #luigi #mario #e gadd #polterpup #my au #kinda shitpost #kitties!!#meowuigi and meowrio lmao #some days Gadd is prepared for fatherhood #other days Luigi throws him a curve ball #autistic Luigi #adhd Mario #leave mario alone he never got to be a kid #so now his life is like a vine compilation

483 notes · View notes

liplessthomas14 · 3 months

Text

The way Stiles just overreacts to everything and the way Scott is just so chill is so funny to me like-

Scott: Things with Allison are going good. Like...*lowers voice* really good. Stiles: Ewwww, Scott! Never share that much information about you in bed ever again! Stop talking before I have the urge to maime and kill MYSELF!!! Just shut up, Scott, ewww that's gonna scar me for the rest of my life I don't wanna know what's going on in that dirty little brain of yours ok? I don't-

Meanwhile,

Stiles: Dude, Malia snuck in to my bedroom last night and we spooned and then she did this with her claws *lifts shirt and shows what's probably a very scarred back* Scott: *gives a suprised and slightly concerned look* Holy.

#Ok so i dont remember the exact lines #but this is pretty much what happened #but ig u just gotta master that lvl of chill #when u grew up w an ADHD spaz w anxiety issues who's mouth works 100× faster than his brain #and his brain moves pretty fast too so like #stiles prepared scott to deal w turning into a werewolf #in more ways than one #scott mccall #stiles stilinski #teen wolf #scott and stiles #stiles and scott #scalia

114 notes · View notes

my-autism-adhd-blog · 7 months

Text

Preparing For Your ADHD Assessment

Future ADHD

#adhd #adhd post #adhd awareness/acceptance month #preparing for an assessment #adhd help #feel free to share and reblog #Future ADHD (Facebook)

110 notes · View notes

mamawasatesttube · 3 months

Text

i do think that despite being the squad's designated nerds, kon and bart struggle to watch lotr together because kon physically CANNOT stop infodumping through any of the movies (and of course they have to watch the extended editions only), but bart's like. you want me to sit in one place and watch one screen for 12 fucking hours. and on top of that you WON'T SHUT UP the ENTIRE TIME? i already can't focus on movies and you TALK THROUGH THE WHOLE THING? im going to fucking bite you--

#rimi talks #i like to hand bart my personal flavor of adhd as in ''it is physically painful to watch a movie--#--without mental preparation. stimulants. and something to fidget with''#in some cases someone talking through a thing can make it easier for me to watch it but in others im like broooo shut up 😭#bc sometimes i just can't get into a story or focus on it if someone keeps interrupting and i have to split my attention!!!#and i think handing that to bart. well it fits. movies make you sit in one place for a longass time and im not even a speedster #meanwhile kon gets neurodivergence brand ''this is one of my hyperfixations/special interests and if i don't tell you everything i know--#--about it ever at every single opportunity i WILL explode and die on the spot''. which. is also me during lotr marathons #not only will my friends know about the shaving cream used for the caradhras scenes.#they will know about the significance of celebrimbor and narvi's friendship when we see the gates of moria #and i WILL be talking balrog lore even after gandalf is already down the pit and we're in lothlórien #(obligatory break to quote ''a balrog of morgoth.'' ''what did you say?'' @ celeborn tho)#kon #bart

57 notes · View notes

upsidedowneye · 3 months

Text

#dan heng x reader #honkai star rail x reader #hsr x reader #my polls #help I have ADHD I can’t make these decisions #And yes the SP!Reader is still in prison while DH is getting his found family :))))#The dentist doesn’t know how this happened and doesn’t dare question it (they also really like his mouth 😏)#There is also the option of Dentist that Committed Crimes!Reader x Dan Heng (Not srs)#Dan heng just is whipped for people who (hopefully) know what they are doing regardless of what it is.#Please he needs a partner with a brain cell so that he can be a brainless **** and ****** ********#DH: “Free them they did nothing wrong :(“#Random Offical: “They literally killed 2 preceptors”#DH who inherited DF’s habits of 1) being nerd and 2) being attracted to people who could throw him on his ass in a verbal and actual spar #He prepares a debate for the laws he knows all the loopholes to (thank you past reincarnations)#But if all else fail the Express would break them out #^ Blade is being benched for the sake of the narrative. His version of ‘being able to beat his ass’ just turns DH off 😔😔

39 notes · View notes

hoziersredguitar · 25 days

Text

I miss old tumblr in the sense that i could complain about board exams and worrying about not getting enough to be eligible for my medical entrance test and i'd have summoned half the indian side of tumblr to sympathize

#im in sm stress #if i dont score above 75% im not eligible for my neet exam #which im planning to take a drop year for #and its gonne be both expensive and emotionally taxing #and i have to give THIS years neet exam too #for reasons #im not in the clear until may 20 #adulthood is a scam #And that is well BEFORE i even start preparing for neet #well before i even have to consider the possibility that i might not get in #im pretty much using this post to vent in tags #its like 4 am #and im stressed. scared. everything #its really difficult just existing w adhd and mental illness #much less studying #and neet is like highly competetive #the cutoff goes so high #i want to get out of this city #and be safe and actually be alive for once #a big part of me will shrivel up and die if i stay #and this is the first time i've actually wanted smth for real #tentatively and doubtfully #but wanting still #and idk if i'll make a good doctor or if i'll fuck up and have it all blow up in my fsce #overthinking basically #im worried im not. capable of doing this #anyways desi tumblrinas where are you😭😭😭😭

23 notes · View notes

flowerscentedartist · 9 months

Text

Ink sitting in their room after they showered

Ink: .........mmmmmh.........

Ink: I needed to do something, but I forgot......

Ink: ........what could it be.......

Ink:

Ink: Oh! Right! I'm naked! Clothes! I need clothes!

#undertale #undertale au #sans the skeleton #sans #incorrect quotes #ink sans #ink #me just now after I prepared for my day #adhd brain be like this sometimes #🤣🤣

74 notes · View notes

crispycreambacon · 2 months

Text

I'm a bit frustrated with myself right now

#tw vent #anxiety inducing #vent #vent art #maybe i do have executive dysfunction #i'm just so mad and upset at myself and i want to cry but at the same time i don't feel anything #eugh #i just wish i didn't have a-levels to prepare for #this is supposed to be a break. this is supposed to be a holiday.#i can't wait to get out of here #executive dysfunction #undiagnosed adhd #<- maybe. i really don't know. i really don't know :(

21 notes · View notes

jackmichaela · 2 months

Text

Ooops, I thought about bi Buck too much and now I’m crying. It’s just SO MUCH. It felt so NORMAL. But given with so much CARE.

My forehead has been kissed and I have been gently tucked into bed.

#evan buckley #oliver stark #911 spoilers #911 abc #tommy kinard #lou ferrigno jr #tim minear #little firefighter feelings etc #thanks evan buckley #eddie diaz go to your room #(he didn’t do anything wrong i just think he needs a little rest in preparation for his inevitable OH moment #my brother in adhd bi #bi disaster evan buckley

20 notes · View notes

colorfulplasma · 3 months

Text

Undow and the rest of the shadows....

32 notes · View notes

moonlit-orchid · 5 months

Text

Sitting here wishing my ADHD was more severe just so people could realise I actually have a problem-

#adhd #probably adhd #undiagnosed neurodivergent #undiagnosed adhd #stuff like this makes me doubt if i have adhd at all #i tried to explain how when i was doing my gcse preparations i would take a day to do an essay #“oh it takes us a whole week”#NO THATS NOT WHAT I MEAN #I HAD A WEEK TO DO IT BUT I LEFT IT TO THE LAST DAY #ON THE LAST DAY I COULDNT PROCESS THE QUESTION #I KNEW WHAT IT WANTED. I KNEW WHAT I SHOULD WRITE. BUT I ALSO DIDNT #i love english. both language and literature #but it would take me hours to even work out what i was supposed to write unless it was under timed exam conditions #when it was timed the panic would put me into hyperdrive #but i only realised last night that maybe taking a full day to work out what to write on a simple essay might not be normal #but then people point out that this kinda thing is normal and i just. dont know.#do i have adhd or am i just giving myself excuses for being slow #or do i expect others to be so much faster and see myself as slow in comparison #im so sure i have adhd but i dont know either

51 notes · View notes

just-slightly-chaotic · 3 months

Text

i need someone to poke me with a stick every 10 minutes and tell me to study

#i've watched 4 youtube videos #changed playlists 7 times #tried to reorganise my room before giving up #changed locations thrice #made 2 tumblr posts that went in my drafts #and made myself 3 hot beverages #(one of which i forgot about before taking one sip and then went to make another one because 'oh i wanted a tea! can't believe i forgot'#searched for 10 minutes for my mug (spoiler alert: it was on my table with already prepared tea) and then just took a different one.#then i came back to the room with it just to come face to face with the other tea)#oh and i also sent 50 messages to my little brother who's in class rn #oops #and guess what i'm doing right now? making yet another tumblr post instead of studying #the adhd seems to be adhding particularly hard today #tea's ramblings

15 notes · View notes

motherhenna · 9 months

Text

So today was my first day teaching an after school elective theater class (10+ 2nd 3rd 4th grade girls) and holy shit y'all I have even more respect for teachers now than ever before because that was BRUTAL lmao it was like they could smell my fear and knew they could trample all over me. Maybe my viewpoint is skewed, seeing as I was a really meek, easygoing kid at that age, but I can't fathom just...blatantly ignoring the teacher when they tell you not to do something. I get theater is a bit more loosey goosey but damn I can't imagine treating any of my past theater teachers (or any adult for that matter) with such disregard. Hoping that they were just crazy because it was their first day back at school after summer break and they'll mellow out a tiny bit by next week.

There were two super sweet and responsible 4th graders that I'm probably going to have to lean on to get through to some of their classmates. Like appoint them "team leaders" or whatever.

Either way, no more Ms. Pushover next Wednesday--Miss Helen is gonna lay down the fucking LAW lol I'm going to print out a set of class rules and expectations and have the kids repeat them back to me, and I may invest in a fucking whistle to cut through how loud they can get. If any of y'all have a background in teaching or otherwise dealing with large groups of children, feel free to drop any tips or suggestions you might have to get a handle on a rowdy crowd of munchkins and gremlins without yelling or being overly strict.

#I lose almost all patience as soon as I can tell a child is fucking with me lol #like if they're genuinely confused or anxious #I'm usually very patient #but man there were a couple kids who are the physical embodiment of the worst traits of adhd #speaking as someone who has it #but not the physical part #I've never been physically hyper or restless #it's just my brain going at 100 miles an hour all the time #but cant relate to the whole bouncing off the walls thing #also that school has an insane amount of floors and the theater is in the basement level 5 floors down from the entrance #and since the elevator was in use I had to lead those kids up the most insane amount of stairs I've ever encountered #truly humbled me because I was not prepared to drag my entire 200+ lb fat ass up five stories #first time my legs have ever felt so close to just giving out entirely #and now I have exercise induced asthma which will go away in a couple hours but OOF #I literally whistle like wind through a car window when I breath rn]#euthanize me #put me down like old yeller #personal

27 notes · View notes