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#bc they were like. $2.50
mildmayfoxe · 1 year
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scenes before and after tragedy (losing an end of my septum to the dirt and dead leaves and concrete)
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bonus #nightwalk pic
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campirebites · 2 years
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I think as a treat I should be able to look a customer in the eyes and say you know what if you’re not buying this I don’t have fucking time for this
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solemntitty · 2 months
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i'm having an 'it's a banana michael' moment
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lad-boyo · 1 year
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Honestly one of the hottest things Harry has ever done was tip $2,020 on a $400 tab
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kittykattropicanna · 4 months
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imagine mechanic!simon fixin’ your car with parts that worth thousands but he doesn’t want your money, he wants something else HEHEHEHEHEHE
HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE right??????? Genius honestly. 
mechanic!Simon would do anything for you :( but only when you obey him, be an obedient and listen..... he was doing you a favour by fucking you on top of your broken down shit box while the lads were on their lunch break, he saw how worked up and stressed you were, and you had the audacity to disobey him??? You want to get your car fixed free of charge? well, now you get nothing and he gets to take you however he wants, your job is to stand there and shut up like the good girl his training you to be ;)
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TW: low-key public sex, thigh-fucking, orgasms denial, Si degrades you for being a needy, disobedient girl :( kinda humiliation, mean!Simon, age gap insinuated, Si shoves a dirty rage covered in grease in your mouth bc you won't stfu :(
Mechanic!Simon masterlist
Regular masterlist
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You really aren’t well off, the savings you did have are definitely not accessible at the moment. 
Your shitty ex had logged into your bank account the second he threw you out :( making sure you had nothing
He would always make you transfer him money for his crypto trading, he did it behind your back regularly meaning he new all of your information including your security passwords >:(
He had drained everything except £2.50 because “that’s all your worth” :(((((((( 
he was such a dick AHURGG >:(
Like Si promised, he checked out your car the next morning, taking you into the shop even though it was his day off. 
Of course Johnny jumped at the opportunity to introduce himself, taking your hand and kissing it softly, wicked smile flashing across his face when he didn’t see a boyfriend accompanying you to the shop. :((( 
An easy target in his eyes, you being with Si didn’t even cross his mind, a pretty, delicate thing like you wouldn’t be running around with a beast like Simon….it just didn’t make sense :( 
Si stepping in almost immediately when he saw the way Gaz winked at you and licked his teeth, eyeing you up and down like a piece of meat :(
You were HIS….HE found you, nobody else, and that’s how its gonna stay >:(
Maybe a bit of insecurity flared up as well….they were younger then him, more your age….
Johnny was a ball of energy, looked like he could be plastered on the front of some health and fitness magazine and Gaz had a certain charm to him, the type that could make even the most independent women fall to their knees. 
They couldn’t be more different to Si’s rough and grumpy demeanour :((((
But the second you clung to his side, quickly turning your face away from them, flushed red and overwhelmed, it all went away :3
His, he didn’t even have to tell you, you clung to him instinctively, ran to him for protection, looked for him when you needed safety ;)))  
He wanted nothing more then to take you right there, show them both how he could make you cum in ways they couldn’t, even if they had the best vibrater in the world on their side, they couldn’t give you the satisfaction he could :3
Watch the jealousy and envy in their faces as he praised you for being such a good girl, his good girl :)))
He didn’t have to look at your car to know that it was absolutely rooted, a first week apprentice could see that it would cost thousands of pounds to fix, even then, you wouldn’t be getting the best parts on the market meaning it was only a matter of time before it broke down again and became undriveable :(
Quickly slamming the hood he turns to you with a sympathetic look :(
“Listen lovie, its gonna be at least £2000, and that’s jus’ for ya’ engine alone, I don’ even wanna get inta the rest of it cuz fixin’ it is gonna cost more then the car itself”
With teary eyes you tell him you can’t afford to fix it, let alone buy a new car, its the only real possession you have to your name other then your phone and clothes :((((
You needed a car, you needed a way to get to work and its not like you can afford to take the bus!!!
But don’t worry sweet girl, Si’s gonna make it all better :((
Slowly he lifts you onto the hood and slides his hands up your thighs with a rough groan, that tiny little skirt that he picked out for you this morning was a really good idea ;)
Moving your panties to the side, he drags his thick finger through your folds, a low chuckle leaving his lips as he collects your juices :3
Your cheeks go red at how wet you are :((((( you’re so easy to get going, such a dirty, dirty girl >:(
“Don’ play dumb sweethear’, saw ya’ watchin’ me like a piece of meat, rubbin’ those thighs together like a whore, I know when ma’ girl needs some lovin’” 
Pushing his thick fingers into your heat, a small whimper leaving your mouth from the stretch :( 
“Quite love, don’t want em’ to hear us do ya’?” A chuckle falling from his lips as he opens you up more, spreading you open and preparing you for another one of his big rough fingers :(((((
Pumping in and out of your wet cunt at an agonisingly slow pace, holding your hips down so you can’t buck or move closer to him :(( try to take more then what his giving you :(
His the one in control, so don’t even THINK about it >:(
You let out a loud squeak when he forcefully pushes a second finger into your tight pussy :((( wet squelching sounds fill the room :(((
The same men staring at you like a piece of meat only moments ago, eating their lunch in the break room at the other end of the shop, completely unaware that Si was having his way with you :(((
Stimulating your clit with his left hand, he looks up at you with a wicked smile 
“Don’t ya’ make a noise love, old Johnny boy won’t have a problem watchin’ and im sure ya’ don’t want tha’” >:(
His such a tease :(((((
Begging him for his dick, moans and whimpers getting louder as you squirm with teary eyes :(((
But that’s your biggest mistake…..
You went against his orders, he told you not to make any noises, to keep it down, but because you’re a little brat, disrespectful after all his given you, food, a roof over your head, a warm bed, a man to protect you….you’re getting nothing >:(
“My cock Darlin’? Oh no, no, no, no. Ya’ see lovie, good girls get what they want, obedient girls get treated right, not selfish little sluts that can't do what they’re fuckin’ told”
Removing his fingers from you, he undoes his belt and takes out his stiff cock :(((((
Its so leaky, pre cum dripping down his shaft, Si pumps himself a couple times, a low groan falling from his lips as he forcefully turns you around slamming your body against the car 
“Imma tell ya’ what ya’ gettin, I’m gonna fuck your thighs for my pleasure, not yours, and ya’ gonna shut up and take it, no squirmin’ or moanin’, ya’ just gonna stand here and take it”
Taking a dirty rag out of his back pocket that he uses to wipe his greasy hands, he slaps your cheek signalling to open your mouth, shoving the dirty fabric inbetween your lips with a sadistic chuckle 
“There ya’ go petal, much better isn’t it? Finally listenin’”
His thrust between your thighs, the feeling of pre cum coating your pussy is satisfying, but it didn’t scratch the itch of what being filled by his girthy cock did :((((
Your moans fall silent against the dirty rag he shoved in your mouth, the only sound filling the shop being his low grunts and skin slapping against skin :((
His hard cock rubbing against your clit giving you little satisfaction, Si was so mean sometimes, but he was right, his always right :((((
He did so much for you and the very least you could do was follow his orders, you got to comfortable :((( trying to take charge and disobey him when he knows best, he always knows best >:(
You can tell his getting closer, his thrusts get sloppier and his quite grunts tern more strained :3
After a few more deep thrust between your wet and sloppy thighs the feeling of his hot ropes cover your pussy and drip down your inner thighs :(((
He didn’t even try and make you cum :( greedy girls don’t get pleasure, they’re used as fuck toys, walking fleashlights that don’t deserve orgasms :((
And you know his just doing what’s best for you, teaching you the hard way, the only way you would properly learn :((
He makes you walk past the break room and out of the shop with his sperm running down your legs, wet thighs sticking together making you uncomfortable as you take each step, hot, flushed and unsatisfied :(
Once you get back into his car he makes a call to a friend that owns a car dealership. Si has done so much for his mate, the least he can do is hand over a car, and that’s exactly what he does :3
Whatever his angel wants, his angel gets, unless she misbehaves :((((
Your orgasm is just going to have to wait till another time…..and don’t you even think about touching yourself……remember, obedient girls get to cum, not dirty, dirty sluts that don’t follow the rules <3
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The thing about mechanic!Simon is that his not taking your shit, he has no time for your attitude and will put you in your place immediately :( his training you to be his pretty little house wife after all :3
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evansbby · 1 year
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I feel like omega would accidentally reveal steve’s soft side to his friends or to nat like maybe if she went one time with nat to get her nails done ( ofc after begging steve for weeks to go since he doesn’t want to wait for her for hours) and while she’s doing her nails she said “steve like my nails extra long and pointy so i can stroke his hair while he’s asleep”
or maybe one time she would get him his favourite chocolate milk instead of beer and when she would give it to him in front of his friends he denied that he asked for the childish drink and to get him a beer
YES. YES YES YES
Although I feel like she wouldn’t have to beg Steve to go get her nails done since he likes it when she does girly things like that as he thinks this is how an omega should be spending her time. I’m sure he gives her monthly manicure money 💓 but she WOULD have to beg him to allow her to go with Natasha since Steve doesn’t like Nat 😭😭
BUT ANYWAY, yes! Omega would literally be like “I think I’ll get the pink ones. Steve likes pink on me.” And Nat would be like, “but what about you? What do you like?” And omega doesn’t know bc she usually goes along with what Steve likes 😢 anyways, then she’s like, “And I think I’ll get them long, if that’s okay? Steve likes it when I stroke his hair while we cuddle.” And Nat bursts out laughing bc the idea of big bad asshole poyt!Steve lying with his head on his girlfriend’s lap while she stroked his hair is just too funny and unbelievable😭😭 Natasha even brings it up in front of Steve later like, “Wow, Steve, I didn’t think you were the cuddling type.” And Steve would huff and say meanly: “that’s because no guy in this world is interested in doing that with you, Nat. Because you’re a slut.” 😭😭😭
And OOOOOOH the chocolate milk!!! I can imagine Steve has all his friends over to watch a football game and omega does a quick grocery run and she finds a good deal on Steve’s favourite chocolate milk, like a pack of 8 for $2.50 or something like that, so she excitedly comes home, and in her excitement she forgets her shyness and she’s like (in front of everyone) “Look, Steve! I got you your favourite chocolate milk! It was on sale…” and then her voice trails off bc she realises the room is full of Steve’s friends and everyone’s smirking and laughing 😳 “chocolate milk, huh Stevie? You want her to get you your bib too??“ Ransom teases, reaching out to pull Steve’s cheek playfully and getting punched by Steve in return, “Ow!” Anyways, omega feels bad for embarrassing Steve and goes into the bathroom all panicked and upset bc she thinks Steve will retaliate and embarrass her or something but he doesn’t bc he secretly is thrilled about the chocolate milk 🥺 he likes her milk better tho whoops
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ashitshowforalot · 7 months
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Baby baby baby, random question but like-- how much is the parking in america like ???
I've seen FOUR memes within the past 2 hrs about like ??? how its crazy and im like so confused cuz over here i've never seen anyone pay over (the equivalent of) a dollar ???
i mean it really depends where you are, in nyc for some of the busiest parts of the city like manhattan (the burrow with the most touristy areas) parking is higher bc it’s so busy and harder to come by (this is mostly my self reasoning for it bc i usually just take the train into the city and walk everywhere unless it’s like 40 minutes then i take the bus). so the manhattan area gets charged like $5 per hour for parking, but in some of the less busy areas it goes down to like $2.50 per hour. but that’s just nyc street parking you’ll get a different rate for parking garages and for different cities. city parking is crazy though, we’ve only ever taken a car to the city once and that’s bc we were going when my niece was just born so it was easier to just drive in. idk how west coast fairs for parking…bc i’ve never been there but that’s what i understand for nyc atleast
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skunkes · 1 year
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CHEYE I HOPE THIS ISNT RUDE TO ASK... i also make vinyl stickers and like.. the manufacturing costs of them are so high (like my 4 inch stickers with holo on top cost like $2.50 a sticker to produce...) And i am just wondering how yours can be like. So big and high quality without u pricing them more expensively. Do I just need to find a cheaper sticker manufacturer?? (if this is rude to ask feel free to dunk in the trash)
That could be the case! My stickers i recently got frm sticker ninja were like $53 for the 50 of em (+ i was given extra...! Closer to 60) but theyre also usually never bigger than 3 x 3 and usually not holo, and i usually only ever order a smalled amount/the minimum quantity for an order bc im not a risk taker/no faith in my stuff etc etc whatever
Anyway
When I want stuff thats holo or maybe a larger quantity or not the specific nice texture from stickerninja i use vograce which is like...da cheapest and still fairly okay quality! Hasnt disappointed me yet ^_^
i know this isnt a direct answer but i hope yu understand what im saying, ill put some Explanation for the other bit in the tags
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xmoonfirex · 3 months
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im so tired. gramma was supposed to be gone two weeks. she came back after 5 days. a few weeks ago, we were going back and forth about our water situation. i'm tired of buying water bottles. i drink all the water, i buy all the water. i'm tired. mom said she would buy a dispenser for me and then i can just fill the big 5 gallon jugs at the store. gramma kept saying we don't need it, she doesn't want it in her house. and i'm like... $2.50 per 5 gallons is much cheaper than buying $6 worth of water bottles every couple of weeks. we have space for one. and eventually she said as long as it was mine and that it goes with me whenever i leave, then okay. so mom got me one. it came in while she was gone. now she's telling my stepdad that she never said i could have one and she wants it gone.
if i had known living with her was going to be this fucking stressful all the time, that every single little thing was going to be a fight, and that i'd spend every day being told i don't do enough and made to feel like i'm lying about all my disabilities, i'd have just taken the instability and lived with my brother in his rv as he travels for work.
like i just want to exist. i want to exist without being constantly made to feel like i'm not enough and like i'm stupid just because i'm 32 years old and haven't had any real independence bc of my disabilities. why is that asking so much?
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Got a new mug! $2.50 and it was the only Halloweeny thing left in the store. 😭💔 Missed out on Halloween shopping and I'm so mad that stores are pushing for the winter holiday, WHEN IT'S FRIGGEN CORIVEMBER STILL. LET ME HAVE MY SPOOPY VIBES!! 🎃 Anyway, I made a better pumpkin spice latte than the one I made on Halloween, and have this pumpkin bread that's soooo good and gingery. It's the gluten free ready made one from Trader Joe's. I'm so glad I got this instead of the bagels. Idk what it is, but the pumpkin spice bagels (gluten free ones) this year taste different. Maybe it's just the one bag I had in October, but it was off and I didn't wanna chance being disappointed again. (In like 2019 I bought like 7 bags of pumpkin spice bagels over the season bc they were so good lmao.) 🧡 #psl #fallvibes #pumpkinspice #food #glutenfree https://www.instagram.com/p/ClKzPUuLjt_/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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enderspawn · 3 years
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frankly the most shocking part of the twitch income leaks is that jerma makes so little for what he subjects himself to for the sake of chat
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vibeforce · 3 years
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achievements of the day: woke up, still alive, took morning meds, did all kitty essentials, tried to comfort kk as much as i could, quickly vacuumed bathroom a bit again, ate some poptarts, watched some olym/pics w/ mom, ate dinner, washed hair, had some ice cream, took most night meds, brushed teeth
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sunnyasswaffles · 3 years
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if the hashiras had a modern au groupchat pt.2
cw: mentions things that are nsfw
key:
a fucking god 🌊 - giyuu
Flame Himbo 🔥 - rengoku
ugly feral chihuahua 💨 - sanemi
dilf THE ROCK johnson 🪨 - gyomei
ai yai yai im your little butterfly 🦋- shinobu
a literal watermelon 🍉 - mitsuri
im a slithery lil snakey snake 😝🐍 - obanai
vape cloud ☁️ - tokito
a raging bisexual with big tits 💎 - uzui
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- 9 dumb bitches -
11:34 pm
ugly feral chihuahua 💨: GUYS
ugly feral chihuahua 💨 : @everyone
im a slithery lil snakey snake 😝🐍: mf this better be good
ai yai yai im your little butterfly 🦋: fr
Flame Himbo 🔥: Is Something Wrong, Shinazugawa?
ugly feral chihuahua 💨: UZUI IS OUTSIDE MY FUCKING WINDOW
a fucking god 🌊: sounds like a you problem
vape cloud ☁️: idk what you did to piss him off shinazugawa but good luck in the afterlife. im going back to bed.
*vape cloud ☁️ is now offline*
ugly feral chihuahua 💨: FUCK OFF TOMIOKA
Flame Himbo 🔥: Uzui Why Are You Outside Shinazugawa’s Window?? You’re Clearly Scaring Him >:(
ugly feral chihuahua 💨: SHUT UP IM NOT SCARED
ai yai yai im your little butterfly 🦋: yeah, and i’m straight
ugly feral chihuahua 💨:
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ugly feral chihuahua 💨: LOOK AT THIS CREEPY MF
ugly feral chihuahua 💨: WHAT DO YOU WANT @a raging bisexual with big tits 💎
a raging bisexual with big tits 💎: you owe me money shinazugawa
ugly feral chihuahua 💨: SINCE WHEN?!
a raging bisexual with big tits 💎: YOU SAID YOU WOULD PAY ME 2 DAYS AGO IF I STUCK MY DICK IN RENGOKUS LUNCH BOX
Flame Himbo 🔥: HUH?? 😀
ai yai yai im your little butterfly 🦋: what the actual fuck?? 😀
dilf THE ROCK johnson 🪨: Lord have mercy..
ugly feral chihuahua 💨: IT WAS LITERALLY $2.50?????? AND HOW TF WOULD I KNOW YOU DID IT?!
a fucking god 🌊: i saw it with my own eyes
a fucking god 🌊: the man literally had his pants down and everything
a fucking god 🌊: also uzui please shave that dense forest you have growing on your ass, shits mad hairy bro.
ugly feral chihuahua 💨: tmi dude..
ai yai yai im your little butterfly 🦋: why were you there in the first place tomioka 🤨
a fucking god 🌊: he walked up to me as we were on our way to lunch and was like “hey dude, watch this.” and the next thing i knew, he whipped out rengokus lunchbox turned around and dropped his pants in the middle of the empty fucking hallway.
a fucking god 🌊: i never wanted to cry more than i did at that moment.
im a slithery lil snakey snake 😝🐍: I never thought I would say this but, I almost feel bad for you Tomioka.
a raging bisexual with big tits 💎: pay up shinazugawa or im breaking in 🪓
ugly feral chihuahua 💨: YOURE SERIOUSLY GOING TO BREAK INTO MY DORM ALL FOR $2.50
a raging bisexual with big tits 💎: did i stutter? 🤨
a raging bisexual with big tits 💎: i need my daily vending machine breakfast
ugly feral chihuahua 💨: jesus fucking christ fine, i’ll give you the money just leave me alone you crazy fuck.
Flame Himbo 🔥: Uzui I Don’t Think I Can Forgive You For This.. 😀
a raging bisexual with big tits 💎: you act like its the first time you had dick in your mouth 🤨
Flame Himbo 🔥: Uzui! That Is Highly Inappropriate!
ugly feral chihuahua 💨: Oi, don’t be a dick Uzui.
a raging bisexual with big tits 💎: you act like i don’t know, Rengoku
Flame Himbo 🔥: Know What?
ai yai yai im your little butterfly 🦋: i smell tea ☕️
a fucking god 🌊: 😗
ugly feral chihuahua 💨: i dont like where this is going..
im your slithery lil snakey snake 😝🐍: me either..
a raging bisexual with big tits 💎: i wont say in here bc mama didn’t raise no snitch, and i also stuck my dick in your lunch, but just know i have something to blackmail you with ☺️
Flame Himbo 🔥: I’m-
a raging bisexual with big tits 💎: im kidding, i wont blackmail you.
ugly feral chihuahua 💨: you literally just-
dilf THE ROCK johnson 🪨: There is a child in this groupchat..
a raging bisexual with big tits 💎: he’s asleep this conversation never happened.
a fucking god 🌊: i genuinely wish it didn’t.
im a slithery lil snakey snake 😝🐍: my eyes hurt.
*a raging bisexual with big tits 💎 deleted 18 messages*
a raging bisexual with big tits 💎: wish what didnt? idk what your talking about tomioka.
a fucking god 🌊: yeah..
ai yai yai im your little butterfly 🦋: you guys have no idea how badly i want to strangle each and every one of you sometimes.
*ai yai yai im your little butterfly 🦋 deleted a message*
a raging bisexual with big tits 💎: i saw that shit
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therem-harth · 3 years
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h h hewwo owoo 22 / 23 / 29 / 31 / 34 / 50 / 58 / 61 / 88 in any order, and u can also just. pick only those that u want :3
hhhh-ewwwo? I did say I wanted to chat and I desperately do not want to do work or studies so buckle in for a long post (derogatory). 22. role model? Oh man, I don’t think I have any, like, specific ones for entire things, though I do fall in my hero-worship phaes and then fall out of them like everyone else. I think that taking an entire person and being like I wanna be like them is... not for me though. But I do look up to some people for specific things - I look up to, weirdly enough, Abigail Phylosohpytube who I didn’t watch before her coming out for her graceful coming out video though she admits that the experience wasn’t obviously as smooth. I look up to lots and lots of people for their ability to create and their art (not gonna tag my fav artists bc am tiny and do not want people to look at me, but i do be reblogging). I look up to people like ConcernedApe Stardewvalley and Supergiantgames Hades for their ability to put so much soul in their work, smth I aspire to do. I look up to @not-poignant for, among other things, their idk how to say it best, wisdom in understanding and communicating with others and with myself? I’ve learned a lot by just sort of being in their periphery and seeing how they articulate their thoughts and choose to be kind and witness other’s pain. Hell, I look up to twitch streamers and youtubers sometimes (the recent nice trait I’d like to have if I ever went into bigger content production is how ibxtoycat deals with parasocial relationship realities). 23. strange habits? Hm. I don’t think drinking tea whenever I need a pick-me-up is strange, that’s just probably forcefully assigning a British nationality to me. I think my insistence on misspelling words in a way I think is lowkey funny might be one, I say thamks bc it feels softer, or thank bc it’s funny, I say sleeb, I say finkers or tryink or otherwise replace g with k for lulz. I also don’t know if it counts as a habit but I have a small leather band around my wrist that’s been there for a year soon. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm I probs have like, stranger habits but I can’t recall rn. 29. best way to bond with you? Hmm. Well, if you show initiative and are explicit about wanting to spend time with me, that’s already a big chance of me spending time with you. And then if our interests match and I don’t think that you’re like, young in a way that automatically puts me in a position where I don’t feel comfortable really being myself around you bc in my head I have to look out for you (it has happened with two of my friends, sigh), and we regularly spend time together, voila, friend acquired. It simultaneously doesn’t take much and takes a bit to be my friend and bond with me - it’s easy af to become a casual friend cuz I’m always open to new people, but there has to be a level of trust to become like, a close friend. Respecting my boundaries, talking shit with me, being explicitly committal about wanting to bond with me are big steps that way. 31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names? Uh, I don’t do neither, but a current fave that is reasonably badass is my black tshirt with like, a ritual circle and a deer skull. V edgy, 10/10. I also used to have like a real edgy tshirt with a jester and some dice that said the game of life, but I threw it out bc dysphoria. or maybe I put it at the back of my closet along with one other shirt In Case I Get Top Surgery so I can wear them then. 34. advertisements you have stuck in your head? Many, such is the nature of advertising, alas. I have managed to avoid most of it tbh though, so the only place I am forced to sit through ads so they stick is my scrabble capitalist nightmare app where I play and always beat haha my coursemate. And they have adds for those shitty apps where you have to solve a puzzle that ends up failing in the add and like, drenching a man in green goo. I find those kinda fascinating tbh. Who plays these games? Who plays these shitty shitty games whose ad has to be “prove your IQ“ to make you want to prove yourself to play them? Oh and also, the insidious nature of ads in media I consume - the mcelroys have gotten me informed about many many things bc they do it in a funny way. Have you heard about squarespace? What about meundies? I also literally installed honey yesterday that I knew abt bc of the relentless adds and I wanted to save, uh, 2.50 from my minecraft server purchase (and then spent some time googling how they make money before giving up. just say u sell my data, that’s easier than not knowing what part of this makes you money). I was tired and in a weird mood, ok. 50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have? It’s always the stupidest jokes, what matters more is laughing together with someone and getting caught in a laughing loop. I still remember laughing with my siblings until our stomachs really really hurt bc I think one of us said a rug was vomit-colored and it was funny in the moment. How many times have I laughed like that with you too, vit. I know that Laura’s one is nostrilatu, right? :D :D It’s just something that catches you off guard, I think.
58. four talents you’re proud of having? Oh shid. Hm. 1) My ability to analyze data and understand the basic building blocks of something. Makes me cool at studying and sexy at explaining things to my course-mates. 2) Not a talent more like a skill that I’ve worked hard on through therapy - but my inner positive voice/healthy parent is very strong and automatic (something I was sure would never happen). A good example is me going out for a walk, my phone dying so I can’t listen to music, when I went in my head “well I can always make music in my head. do-do-do *drum sound*“ and I could feel the wave of self-reprimand cresting but before I could actually hear any negative comments the positive voice said with a light of a thousand suns NO THAT IS ACTUALLY CUTE AND SEXY and just haaaaaaah. 3) I sing good. Need to sing more. 4) I think I’m good at making conversation. Even with people I don’t necessarily like or want to talk to. More of a skill again but whatever. 61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.? Do not come to me and ask for favorites, witch. Uh, I have some quotes in my notes app, like 7 from Pia’s writing :D. But imma go with “It’s a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in the broken world“ by Mary Oliver. It counts, ok. Or, wait, something I will for real one day either crosstitch of commission shitpostcalligrapher: “t’s like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn’t want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn’t. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something. “What are we holding onto Sam?” “There’s good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it’s worth fighting for.“” 88. your greatest wish? Hrm. Right now? To have like a couple days with no responsibilities and without the outside world bearing on me as heavily, to be tiny tiny tiny so I’m invisible and can drink tiny tea on a tiny leaf. Uh, in general? My recently formulated wish or a goal is stability/peace. Then everything else becomes ok because you can bounce back to stable ground between feeling shit or everything happening so much. And I’ve sort of reached that. Also like, half a million euros would be nice too so I can get a house and a car and go on a few trips abroad. :D // there’s two ask memes in my blog recently, go wild
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georgethegarbageman · 4 years
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✨Cheap Witch Supplies: UK/EU ver.✨
I've seen loads of Americans/Canadians post about where they get cheap witch supplies, and I haven't seen a UK one yet so I thought I'd make one :)
•Flying Tiger
For those who don't have this absolutely adorable shop near them, it's basically IKEA, but it's Danish and it's generally known for cute little decorations, fun stationary and whole bunch of other things.
They have a massive range of candles here and they're fairly cheap! They generally range from 20p to £1 each and they pretty much have every colour you'll ever need. They also have big bags of herbs that are all just £1! I have lavender, basil, parsley and pink Himalayan salt from here, but they have all sorts of herbs and spices, pretty much everything you can think of, really. I also have two fake plants from Flying Tiger, and they're so cute! Both were about £3 each. They have so many markers and coloured pens/pencils too, which are really good if you want to write intentions or sigils in a specific colour
•Poundland
An obvious choice, but they have more than I ever thought I could find in a pound shop.
Obviously, they have candles and stationary, but one thing I didn't expect to find there was insence??? They have a good range too, like wtf?? They also have small bowls which are good for offerings if you work with deities or other entities!
Speaking of deities, if you're like me and you work with deities associated with love, desire, or anything similar, go to Poundland right. Now. They have so much heart and rose shaped shit bc it's almost Valentine's Day and it's all £1 each.
They also have cheap birthday candles which I think are easier to use than the bigger candles bc they burn faster, but if you wanna use the big ones then that's up to you.
•The Works
I was really surprised to find this, but The Works actually have a whole bunch of books on spells, tarot, Wicca, crystals, meditation, and witchcraft in general. They're all pretty fairly priced in my opinion, but if you wait for sales then you'll get even better deals.
I also found those clear glass jars lots of people like to use for spell jars. I think they're 6 for £1? I can't remember, but if you want to do spell jars, go to The Works. And they have the obvious stationary, but I think it's a little bit overpriced in there. Cute, but expensive.
What was also surprising to see were Oracle card sets??? Idk if they're for real or not bc I work with Tarot, not Oracle, but I've seen them in there before so if you want some cheap Oracle cards, there you go!
•Primark
I've also found some nice candles here, and they have those reed diffusers, if you're into those. But, the main thing I'm mentioning Primark for is the fake plants. They have big ones, small ones, hanging ones, potted ones, every kind of fake plant you can imagine, and they're a good price. I have two mini ones and they were like £2.50 each, so if you're like me and you kill plants unintentionally but you want plants on your altar, I'd recommend them as well as the Flying Tiger ones.
That's all I can think of for now, if anyone else thinks of something I didn't mention, feel free to say so!
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stfutoya · 4 years
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i was tagged by @qyizhen thank you so much!!
instructions: tag 10 followers that you wanna get to know
name: nea!
nicknames: my name is actually a shortened version of my real name kashfak but other than that i don’t rlly have any nicknames
gender: female star sign: gemini! height: 161 cm sexuality: bi! hogwarts house: it used to b gryffindor but i feel like i’m more slytherin... fave animal: frogs!! and raccoons, foxes and dogs average hours of sleep: hmm around 6-8 hours  current time: 2.50 pm! dog or cat person: dog! but i do love cats as well blankets you sleep with: just one dream trip: i want to visit japan, especially osaka for some reason? also i really want to go to norway some day  dream job: i have no idea askahj i don’t have one when i made my blog: i joined tumblr in like 2012-2013 but this blog i made in spring 2018 followers: i have some (surprisingly lol) why i made a tumblr: i made it bc my friends were here ahajsk and i stayed bc it’s a pretty fun place to be around ig reason for my url: my current obsession is bnha and bakugo is a spicy boy and i lov him :-(
tagging: @albarnhs @yuiaka @citrusveins @shoutosm @nattipoika @syrinfin
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