Benny said this at the Fort and that's why the Legion went after him :/
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Hey hope ur well! I was wondering if u had any hcs about Freed being ticklish?
Ticklish Freed is now one of my new fav headcanons...
It is his deepest, darkest secret. That man planned to take it to his grave
He was so good at hiding it. Like even if someone did try to tickle him, he would be able to keep a straight face for long enough for them to give up
That was until Bickslow refused to stop. Freed broke and giggled, which turned Bix into a monster
Freed tried bribing Bickslow into silence but very slowly everyone found out (Bix blames his babies for snitching but Freed beat the shit outta him anyway)
Tickling Freed is a very dangerous activity. Any attempts usually end in being locked in some type of rune (usually trapped in a box)
But there are some members who are willing to take the risk
Mirajane is too scary for Freed to attack so he mostly just runs from her. There's been several instances of Freed sprinting out of the guild terrified and a giggling Mira running after him
Drunk Cana is all over him. Freed's tried using his magic on her, but drunk Cana is a different breed and somehow gets passed all the magic he uses on her
Wendy tries to tickle him and Freed usually lets her and will give a giggle pretty early on to make her happy
Laxus openly says it's stupid that everyone is obsessed with tickling Freed so Freed make the foolish mistake of thinking Laxus would not tickle him
It's very rare that Laxus will but it's always at the most random times. Like talking to a client, Laxus will give him a couple pokes. Or during training. Freed lets him do it
You'd think Bix is the worst with it, but it's Evergreen. She's always sneaking up behind him and catching him off guard. She's one of the few people that can surprise him and because of it Freed rarely has the time to defend himself. Evergreen sneak attacks him and leaves before the man can react
Also Lisanna is an absolute demon. Freed is too scared to even stand next to her now
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In baby!Legion's defense, there's actually a few killers who look like Ghostface from the knees down.
And yet Pinhead still walked with her for like 10 minutes before she noticed.
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Tbb if they had omega as a child
Echo: *trying to grocery shop*
Toddler omega: throwing a tantrum because he said no to the second kinder egg and sits in the middle of the freezer section grumpy*
Echo: omega come on
Omega: no!
Echo: omega now! Fine. If I get to three I’m leaving. 1…
Omega: >:(
Echo: two
Omega: :(
Echo: three. Right bye bye *slowly pushed the trolley away*
Omega: o0o MOMMY IM SORRY! *runs at the speed of light to Echo*
Echo: now calm down. Pink egg or blue egg
Omega: … blue
Echo: now go put the pink egg back *watches her as she puts it back and runs back* see it wasn’t that hard was it?
Omega: *knows dam well hunter would have let her have the second egg*
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the Legion when you suggest treating drug addiction with something other than crucifixion
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Why do they deserve to win?
Lian Harper
Legion of Substitute Heroes
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