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negotiations.
early access + nsfw on patreon
#dragons get so tunnel visioned when it comes to their hoard. often to their own detriment#y'all wanted to see price in action...you better savour it while you can#also i've not been intentionally neglecting laswell since i love her as much as the average joe#but i guess it just happened...#for the record she's still a human in this au but she keeps up with the best of them#ALSO also i had a ton of fun drawing this section#i hope it shows <3#monster 141 au#captain john price#manuel roba#simon ghost riley#giragi art
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eta: the third to last option says 500-999 shhh
how to find the number: use this page to calculate the total number of notes your original posts have gotten, then divide by the number of original posts (and round the result however you see fit). here's mine as an example:
so i divide 142,200 by 626 and get 227.16, which i then round to 227 average notes per post
#I literally guessed for what the ranges should be so let’s see what the distribution is lol#I checked my blogs average and one v popular blogs average and worked from there whoops lmao#I’m a writer not a statistician ok#op
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[The Herb Brides] are no one’s. They’re… the Earth’s. [...] And each other’s, sometimes.
Shörmös and Yyrghene 🌸🌾
#pathologic#pathologic 2#herb brides#my beautiful girls. Tendril and Thorn.#if a ginger child can be called Catnip/Oregano so can they but better#some of yous might know them already but. here now... <3#Shörmös pink flowers Yyrghene florets & facepaint as ordered#they're... as married as Herb Brides can be to a woman other than the Earth. Herb Wives if you will#the incidence of lesbian and bi women in the herb brides rank is multiple times the national average#why are you as a woman married to the earth (a woman)🤨#it's very simple. mind your business & don't question them ever.#my ocs#technically they are... i guess every herb bride i've ever drawn counts as an OC but#these two got names...#oc:shörmös#oc:yyrghene#yaaayy#my art
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I just wanna know your opinion on Apriltello? Do you ship them? Do you see them as platonic?
No I don't ship them. For me they are friends. Besties. Siblings. Anything but romantic couple.
For some reason, I don't really want to ship anyone in turtle fandom🤔 I think I just enjoy it's family dynamics so much I don't want to mix them with anything else haha
#but other fandoms#mmmmmhahaha#transformers for example#I ship them really hard over there tkgjjtbd#maybe it has something to do with their ages#I mean#turtles are minors#and average transformer is a couple millions years old haha#no kissing until you are at least hundred years old I guess#I forgot where I was going to with this thought#nwm
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listen. I have never watched Riverdale and never will. but that doesn’t mean I’m not sO FUCKING PISSED at the polycule ending.
I’m not mad about the polyamory (I would like to stress this point for anyone who wants to come after me for this post), I’m mad that Jughead Jones, one of, like, the two aroace characters in media people have actually maybe heard of (the other being Yelena Belova) is part of this romantic, sexual relationship.
he’s ace!!!
he’s aro!!!
and it fucking stings that the writers thought it was okay to erase that aroace rep when there’s next to none for us to begin with.
fuck your amatonormativity and fuck your queer erasure. we aspecs deserve better.
#“bUt aRi aTtrAcTioN iSn’T aCtiOn!!1! hE cOuLd sTiLL bE aRoAcE iN riVeRdaLe!1!11”#yeah I’m aware of that but I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT WAS WHAT THE WRITERS WERE GOING FOR#and do you fucking think your average allo is gonna read it that way even if it was???#also tbh I Do Not trust allo writers to tell that kind of story without perpetuatinflg erasure#can’t have shit in detroit I guess#tw aphobia#asexual#aromantic#aroace#riverdale#riverdale finale#aroace jughead#anti riverdale#fuck amatonormativity
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"Keep my boyfriend out of your f***ing boat”
I'm pretty sure this mofo Finnegron (I'm not bothering remembering his name) is the one who kidnaps and beats Callum up so I hope Rayla whips his ass.
What if- WHAT IF. He asks her to fight in the arena again giving Callum in exchange for winning. She didn't win in the short story because she got discracted cuz Callum but maybe she will win now because he wants to save him! her weakness being her strenght now!
I doubt it will happen but It sounds angsty enough and I like it
Either way she gonna be insane trying to save him.
Edit: it ended up being the other way but I'm happy.
#rayla smith and finn rock#will smith slap#the dragon prince#what if you saved me from pirates and we had an ocean kiss after haha just kidding... unless?#rayllum#i dont like this finn guy he is showing too much skin and is distracting#he is no that good looking ok average at best ok not my type at all#rayla is gonna lose her marbles when callum gets kidnapped#i wonder if his thunder will call domina or some sht we will see!#also i guess rayla will guide them to scumport since they said she would guide them in some place she was?#and then they reveal scumport in the short and finn guy appears in the trailer?#Rayla that guy leading the ring is gonna kidnap your bf in a few weeks RAYLA#rayla x callum#tdp s5#mystery of aaravos#tdp spoilers#tdp rayla#shitpost#YEAH
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sorry for the INSANE tnmn posting
also i have a random headcanon that francis is a baseball kinda guy
#thats not my neighbor#tnmn#francis mosses#that's not my neighbor#tnmn milkman#milkman#tnmn fanart#francis might collect baseball cards in his free time#go yankees i guess#average new yorker lmao
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The Wayne doll house
Have some haunted doll au, since it's been bubbling away in my mind.
The bat cave is large and sprawling, many layers and tunnels and hollowed out cracks in the walls. It takes many years to fully reinforce to prevent stray kids from tripping into stagnant waters or fall down crags as he once did. The doll cave, as it becomes known, is in one of the deepest, darkest corners, one where the lights of the furnished caverns above don't reach.
It's one late night sitting at the computer when it suddenly occurs to Bruce that his first encounter with a doll was at the well entrance, many levels above.
There was nothing there when he went back.
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The justice league stared at the subaru. The subaru, having no eyes, did not stare back.
The seven of them had just finished a very long, arduous mission, and narrowly escaped government censure after the base they'd been raiding had turned out to belong to some corrupt official. With the alert up, they couldn't escape through city airspace, or even in their hero suits.
So civilian it was.
Batman had hotwired some bloke's car while the rest of them ducked into alleys and shop bathrooms, but the problem remained. There was seven of them. And five seats.
"I can shift into something more suitable for being carried," suggested j'onn, "but I believe one of us might have to hide."
"Foot well?" Hal tried, and everyone looked around at the tall, bulky, broad heroes.
"Think they'd have to go in the boot," Barry finally said. Everyone immediately turned to him. "No."
Batman spoke up before the discussion could devolve.
"I think.... I would be best for that."
The team stared.
"Batsy?"
Having no lungs meant he could not drag in the tired sigh he wished, but whatever force allowed this body to talk was capable of approximating something suitably resigned.
"As I am, I am... incapable of fully passing as human. It would be best if I remained out of sight."
"So just? Go change? I swear we won't be weird about whoever you are under the mask. Even if you're like, bald."
"Thank you, Wally, but I'm afraid I'm being serious." Reaching for the mask in broad daylight was unpleasant, but the glue and wires held as he gave it a few thorough tugs. "It doesn't detach."
Everyone stared. Clark reached out as if he wanted to check, but withdrew.
"Do you even have a civilian identity??" Oliver eventually asked. "Because at this point I'm genuinely not sure."
Wayne Enterprises and Queen Industries had a meeting that same evening. "Hn."
"Can we go back to the 'incapable of passing as human' part?!"
"We can discuss it in the car," he snapped, stalking past Barry and popping the boot. "In case you haven't forgotten, we're on a time limit."
For once, that seemed to encourage them, and batman, with great dignity, folded his joints and cape into the small space, ignoring Hal's mutter of 'what kind of contortionist -' as he slammed the lid. With a little shuffling he managed to activate his comms.
"I will inform the watchtower of our delay."
"Batman, they're tapping all outgoing signals, you can't -"
"It won't trigger," he interrupted, before he twisted his consciousness and sent it spiralling across the country.
Bruce awoke with a groan, stretching his limbs and taking a moment to marinate in his annoyance before he reached for the comm and voice modulator on the beside table.
"Batman to watchtower, we've encountered delays. If the Texan state government calls we haven't entered the state in six weeks. Batman out."
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"Alien?"
"No."
"Reanimated corpse?"
"No."
"Uh... Demon?"
"Hm. No."
"You're not just a meta human, are you?"
"No."
"Vampire?"
"No."
"Robot??"
"No."
"Batsy, please, someone's got to win the bet eventually. How do we even know you're not lying?!"
"You don't," Batman said, not looking up from his paperwork and Flash groaned, letting his sticky notes fall to the floor as he buried his head in his arms.
"One day," he bemoaned to the keyboard, "one day we'll figure it out."
"Until then please keep your eyes on the monitors."
Flash groaned again.
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Robin ducked under superman's arm as he scuttled down the corridor, laden with the night's haul of snacks. The real problem wasn't getting them - stopping league members from raiding the kitchen would be extremely counterproductive - but keeping them until he could return home to his human body to eat them. Batman had started searching him each time they left and it was really cutting into his daily sugar intake. Unfair! Just because he didn't actually use energy to stay up my night to fight crime, it felt like he did!!
'Oh, you're broken, Robin, oh, don't go out until the glue has fully set, Robin' his arm was fine! It wasn't like there was much crime to be fought on the watchtower anyway! At least not physically.
So he was pretty pleased with himself until he went to set the snacks down and found that the tar like glue they used had soaked through the sleeve and gotten all over his chocolates.
With his other hand, he tried to pry them off, wincing as the wrappers tore and stuck. He tried to shake it, ignoring the way his elbow rattled in the joint.
"Come on, come on - aw, cheezits."
The arm fell off. Robin stared despondently at the limb, surrounded by torn wrappers and dripping black glue where it connected to the elbow. The sour stink of formaldehyde filled the air.
He was going to be in such trouble with Bruce.
The click of the door jerked his head up.
Flash stood in the doorway, wide eyed. Robin stared back.
Flash screamed.
Oh yeah @dehydratedmockingbird have a thing
#batman#Possessed doll au#bruce wayne#justice league#cryptid batman#Cryptid batfam#Didn't fit in there but I wanted to include that every bat member has a mask that covers their mouth#They've all got nutcracker jaws#I don't know the technical name but you know the ones where only a block moves for the mouth and the cheeks don't?#Super creepy on a life size thing I'd imagine#So if their mouth guard or mask gets ruined guess who's having nightmares that night!#Normally cryptid batfam go to great lengths to Look Inhuman and these guys still do it's just easier to not get joints jammed if you cover#Them up. Doesn't mean they haven't pavloved the whole criminal underground into terror at the sound of wooden clacking#They can turn ALL their joints 360 and it terrifies the average goon when you try to sneak behind a bat and it just swivels around to lock#With you. They grapple by shooting their hands out (so they can't lose their grapples) and it doesn't look nice. Yes they use it to#High five from across rooftops or grab things. Punch people in the face from the rafters. (pie the joker)#Their outfits look painted on (they mostly are). Ears swivel. They each have gliding wings installed in their backs after a scare with ivy#Clark was too polite to ask about the rattling and hissing noises he made until one day he was scouting with xray vision glanced over#And nearly screamed XD#long post#long tags
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I really love how your crab icon looks like tomato
haha! that makes sense! i even use the tomato emoji because there's no persimmon one 🦀🍅
but there's a difference!
#ask the crab#crab art#traditional art#bright colours#well i guess they're both a little dumb#so i guess the key difference is the fact a persimmon crab is inedible#whereas a tomato crab's natural predator is the average abuela and nonna
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Asagiri likes to base his characters off of the protagonists of the literary works by the authors they're respectively inspired by. Ex. Fitzgerald shares Gatsby's charisma, wealth, dubious business ventures, and overwhelming desperation to create the ideal life for his loved ones. In Anne of Green Gables, kindhearted orphan protagonist Anne has a combative relationship with her primary love interest Gilbert, and her stubbornness and pride leads her to frequently beating him up and giving him the cold shoulder. This is most likely the source of our kindhearted orphan protagonist, Atsushi's, relationship with his primary love interest, the stubborn and prideful Lucy.
Another aspect of the way Asagiri writes characters is Dazai. He is undoubtedly Asagiri's favoritest boy, so there's a sizable chunk of the cast that is actually constructed to be a foil to Dazai.
Why'd I mention that? It's because That is a precursor to who I actually wanted talk about, FYODOR! Fyodor Dostoevsky was created to be the ULTIMATE foil to Dazai, his very anthesis. The reason being Crime and Punishment.
C&P follows Raskolnikov, a down on his luck and VERY unstable resident of St Petersburg. Fyodor from BSD is definitely based on him.
Raskolnikov has an ubermensch complex. He sees himself as the dealer of divine justice, a servant of God. Sound familiar?
Raskolnikov believes the pain and suffering in his city being caused by the corrupt pawnbroker. Fyodor thinks that all the sin in the world of bsd is caused by ability user. They both draw a false conclusion. Perceiving the evil in the world is rooted in something that's only a small contributing factor.
They both take. DRASTIC action. Raskolnikov commits murder. Fyodor.... starts an international terrorist organization i guess.
Crime and Punishment is divided into two very distinct parts: The crime - the Murder Raskolnikov commits, and the Punishment, everything he has to deal with afterwords.
Raskolnikov is also! suicidal. it's a notable part of C&P. He frequently thinks about ending things, and wants to drown himself in the river, but then ends up disgusted by the notion when he witnesses someone else attempt.
Basically Raskolnikov is suicidal. Yozo from No Longer Human is suicidal. These are the characters that Fyodor and Dazai are based off, and it can't be a coincidence
Important to note that Both Raskolnikov AND Yozo end up living to an old age by the end of their respective novels.
Dazai and Fyodor are REALLY similar, but their differences are very very striking. Dazai likes people, when he dies he wants it to be a suicide that doesn't inconvenience anyone, he doesn't believe he belongs with humanity. Fyodor believes himself as a man on God's mission, we've only ever seen his ability kill ordinary people, AND he wants all ability users to not exist anymore. But, doesn't killing all ability users include himself?
Basically, I have a theory that Fyodor's ultimate goal with the Book is really an elaborate suicide plan. Because Fyodor doesn't have a GOD complex, he has an UBERMENSCH complex, he sees himself not as the ruler of humans but a CHAMPION of humanity. He's using his belief that ability users are the Root of All Evil as grounds to eliminate them all and himself. He thinks he's taking one for the team. Not only does he want to die, he wants to drag the world down WITH him.
But BSD is about people finding a purpose in life, key word: LIFE! Dazai WILL NOT die because he hasn't found what he's looking for. Fyodor's plan WILL fail. After that what's in store? He'll have to face his punishment, right?
#bsd#meta i guess?#funnily enough Raskolnikov and Yozo are... kinda dumb. or at most average intellect#which makes the fact that fyodor and dazai are supergeniuses really funny to me#ahh. tune in next time for the 'Fyodor is probably immortal' braindump#i knew my AP Lit obsession with crime and punishment was gonna come in handy eventually#also I HAVE read no longer human and frankly found it very boring. sorry to Dazai-sensei i guess???
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If someone asks me how work has been lately I just reply, "oh, you know, just working on my spreadsheet" and they laugh like I have just made a funny joke about how so much of work these days is pointlessly futile bureaucracy that slowly hollows out your soul but actually I made up a little game where we try to guess the CMYK values of a colour swatch and we're a couple of months in now and I am, on the clock, slowly building out this very very complicated spreadsheet that will work out for us who, at the end of the year, wins a $20 gift card for the bakery next door.
#I unironically love excel#yes there are a lot of things about it that are very very annoying#but that's what love is all about#anyway of the people with 5+ guesses Dave is in the lead with an average of 17.33#next up I need to make it start calculating the averages of the 5 best guesses#which will increase to 10 once we get to 15 rounds in#I am trying to make it fair for people who have missed weeks for holidays or whatever#while still rewarding people who put in consistent effort#and allowing for everyone to have a few bad guesses
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hi i stole a fox meme from pinterest
#doodle#shitposting#honkai star rail#hsr#hsr blade#mochi's art#i had foxian bladie thoughts again#though i suppose he's not really a foxian since he's the same age as canon but foxians have an average lifespan of 300 yrs mh#mayhaps he's part borisin idk#i could draw him with fake tingyun next since they're both foxisn't i guess
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not a big societal problem or anything but i gotta say the "shipping characters or being in a Fandom is missing the point, media consumption must be ascetic study of the Text only" hot take is so baffling to me. bc most of the time the people saying it also ship characters and are in a fandom they are just like embarrassed about it for some reason. geek ass nerds literally mad that other geek ass nerds aren't ashamed enough of being geek ass nerds.
#beep boop#i guess it's the same when like nerds of the writing fanfic variety scoff at nerds of the painstakingly categorizing canon lore variety#it's like neither of these things are NOT silly to the average person
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Utopians
#pathologic#pathologic 2#daniil dankovsky#andrey stamatin#Peter Stamatin#maria kaina#mark immortell#simon kain#victor kain#eva yan#vlad the younger#vlad olgimsky#my first time drawing like. most of them.#mixing up their designs yk bcuz why do just p1 or 2 when you can do both at once right#my art#ignore where the shading and anatomy doesn’t make sense I’m trying here#average bachelor playthrough where everyone is watching and annoying you and it’s like well alright. I guess this is what’s happening.#also tumblr fucked the quality a little bit but like! who cares!!
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okay i know you probably have enough drawing ideas for giant k but i just had this idea invade me.
you know how in snow white (not just the disney version) she pushes together the beds and sleeps on like 3 or more of them sideways? anyway giant k sleeping on 3 beds pushed together.
and now i'm just picturing giant k as snow white and everyone else as the various dwarves
Ohoho big brain!!! 👀👀👀 Big brain. I love this idea so much and not just because Snow White is my favourite fairy tale hdjsbdbdfh
Thank you!!! Of course I have to draw it and not just once, let's make it into a comic! Let's gooo
Giant K series #16: once upon a time, in a land far, far away...
To be continued 😉
#thank you so much 🧡 i was rotating it in my head all this time#sorry it took so long 🙇 (it will take even longer because im planning a continuation)#i did some math and looks like this princess needs at least 4 beds#and there is never enough ideas for giant k 🥺 i feel so moved that people care enough to come up with new stuff for this little series 🙏#thank you#ask#hazzybat#i based them specifically on the 7 Zwerge movie series because the dwarves are average sized men there do you get it#this ask made me rewatch the first movie and it is still so good hdjdhbshdh can i explain who is who? of course i can this is my blog#mikke is tschakko because to me there is some tschakko quality to him. even more so than jere for some reason#and he can carry his cameras in those bags#jesse is brummboss because he's the manager#lärvinen as cookie because if Käärijä has a friend who runs a cooking show then i am making a use of this knowledge#jaakko as sunny because he has this cheerful energy. allu as cloudy because he's always so cool. jukka as speedy because he's a polite fella#häärijä is bubi. the mascot the childish man the little menace#and securityman as ralphie because they are built similar i guess#yee#giant k series#käärijä#rpf#art by op#my art#fanart#also when i watched the movie as a child i always felt so sad about ralphie being constantly rejected#and this might have influenced the way i write giants up to this day. now look. this has come full circle#🥹
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Who was going to tell me there wasn’t a fic where Bruce falls for Mary and John Grayson and Dick becomes Bruce’s son and Robin anyways?
Give me Brucie with a Grayson on either arm, cowards.
#I am the coward#I guess I have to write it now#Batfam#Brucie Wayne#Bruce Wayne#Let Dick Have An Above Average Number of Parents#Dick Grayson#Richard Grayson#Batman#Robin
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