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his dad's dead his teammates are all he haassssss you're killing me 😭
OK BUT LIKE imagine your dad's not here to see all his hopes and dreams for you come true but you've got Chris feckin Kreider leaping into your arms after your first NHL goal IT'S VERY SWEET AND I'M GLAD BABY GOON HAS THE TEAMMATES HE HAS IS ALL I'M SAYIN
#tw death#dead dad club#ask grandma#I'M SORRY I KNOW#imagine he went to the kings or something#matt rempe#hockey
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hi gama!! i glad yous back home safe!!!! fying is weawwy weawwy scawy
‘m gonna hafta fly lots soon cus i goin to cowwege an is too far way to dwive :( d’ya have tips fo fying all lone wen is scawy?
-cosmo 💜
Hi Cosmo
I have flown all my life, here's my best tips.
Take Dramamine before you get on the plane - it helps you not feel sick when you're in the air.
Be sure to bring chewing gum - if you chew gum it helps your ears not plug up from the pressure (makes them pop more)
Your favorite pop (soda) will help settle your belly. Bubbles are good for a nervous tummy.
Make a playlist to listen to on your flight, your favorite music will help keep you calm.
Lots of airlines sell wifi passes now for around $5, so you can still distract yourself with your phone.
Dress in a Tshirt and zip up hoodie so you can adjust if you get too hot or cold on the plane.
Put your favorite stuffie in your carry on so you can snuggle them on the plane.
Bring some coloring books and a small pack of colored pencils so you have something to do
You're going to do great on your flight to school! I know you can be brave 💪
And if you need any encouragement you know grandma is only a message away 💕
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why aren't there more mysteries that take place in nursing homes & retirement communities. i want to watch a group of deranged retirees-cum-amateur-detectives combine their powers of:
decades of life experience
boredom-fueled busybody shamelessness
access to the most gossipy next-door-neighbors in existence
"I am too old to be arrested and/or give a shit" attitude
and solve crimes. this should be an enormous subgenre.
#their sidekick/Watson/pet hacker is a 15 year old grandkid who hangs out with gram gram on the weekends#her only power is that she has above average search engine skills and flexible knees#which is completely sufficient to round out the group's skill set#they involve her in heist style operations#on the rare occasion she gets caught housebreaking she explains her grandma locked herself out of the condo and asked for help getting in#then this sweet slightly addled old lady shows up and explains she got the address mixed up#it's so confusing when you're old & all the houses look alike and oh she's so sorry to have caused so much trouble#and meanwhile the teenager is rolling her eyes bc she's aware gram gram was a career criminal & con artist for 50 years#anyway gimme a 80-year-old con artist turned amateur sleuth who loves getting older because people are less suspicious of little old ladies#this all takes place in florida naturally
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book gomens doodles from last night. sorry i have a disease called 'i cant stop drawing book gomens' wherein i cannot stop drawing book gomens
i keep futzing around with what i want book!zira to wear bc i really like the show costuming but also i want him to have smth a lil different, a lil kooky asksksk <3
#the scarf is tartan specifically so crowley can borrow it and be angry at the fact that the scarf is tartan pftt#good omens#book good omens#book omens#book aziraphale#book crowley#crowley#aziraphale#sunnysidedraws#i just want zira to have the aesthetic sense of a grandma is that too much to ask ASKSKS#sunnysideomens
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Please take this healing plant of my ancestors to cure your hands soon! We love you!
AAAA thank you, bestie!! gosh i really need some of those right now, and soap too actually.
my right hand's a bit okay now btw!! but it's my left hand's turn to act up now. so any help would be so Nice,,,
#im pretty sure my grandma also did this a few times too. the Leaves thing i mean!!#anyways!! thankies again for sending the leaves my way bestie!! eased me a bit for realsies!!#answered asks#acorncoffeeformysweetheart#my art#2024#call of duty#kate laswell#laswell cod#soap cod#johnny soap mactavish#soap mactavish#john price#price cod#captain john price
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Jonathan Sims was absolutely the kind of kid to just lie about stuff.
#His grandma would ask him about his day at school#and he'd say#Jimmy got into a fight#and it would only be days later when she'd realise#there's no Jimmy in his class.#i mean this in an autistic way btw#not in a malicious way#tma#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#tma headcanons#jonblogging
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Do you prefer red outfit lena x blue outfit kara or blue outfit lena x red outfit kara
red outfit lena x blue outfit kara all the way anon! kara wore some cute red tops and one very pretty red dress but blue really IS her color
and listen. look
no one can argue with that i think
#gosh remember when kara was allowed to look good#instead of resembling someone who raided her grandma’s closet#ask me things!#anonymous
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#dont ask about the number ranges they just made sense in my head#polls#i got a flip phone when i was 8 from my grandma (without mom’s permission)
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having old people hobbies is all fun and games until u meet other young people and they're like "so what do you do for fun?" n u have to say birdwatching
#i said gardening and hiking but my main winter hobby is birdwatching these days lmaooo#i didn't say art bc then they would have asked to see some lol#anyway with each passing year i slowly am transforming into ur grandma#someone else in the group said jet skiing lmao#and half of them were like oh i haven't done it yet but i want to try skydiving 😭#hello????#and im like yeah i like birdwatching and making jam and gardening lol#this has been a shitpost#humor
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Next trolls movie needs a casino scene where branch goes in and cleans the place out due to how good he probably is at rummy. Just have poppy and his bros stare at him the whole time too.
Haha yes 😂 And then his bros will probably be asking him for his secret, to which he tells them that he could teach them to play, but to not expect him to let them win, since he's playing - just like Grandma - for the money 😎
#trolls#branch trolls#grandma rosiepuff#poppy trolls#brozone#dreamworks#thanks for the ask!#kittyball answers
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your husband texts like a grandad using voice to text
Please this is how I’m exposed, I have to show this to him
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Happy Halloween Grandma! 🎃 👻 🥳
Happy Halloween nonny!
Some treats for you little love!!
🍭🍬🪀
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These have been rotting in my projects folder since MAY!
Just 8 All About Style textures of cute and sometimes vintage underwear for your elderly ladies.
Download - AAS EF Underwear - 8RC's
#sims 2 download#ts2 download#sims 2 cc#ts2 cc#ts2cc#sims 2 clothing#sims 2 clothes#ts2 clothing#answered asks#ts2 clothes#clothes for grandma#happy valentine's day
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What superpowers do the members of the Morozov family have? Perhaps I didn't read carefully and missed this information (if that's the case, I'm sorry🙏) . Grandma, Victor, Luca, etc.
No worries! Some of them are more of touched on only in the story, so it’s understandable if you miss them 😄
Viktor: Power Replication. Copying the power of the person he last touched (and actually intended to copy the power of).
Luka: Teleportation, both long distance and short distance (blinking).
I explain both of their powers in far more detail in the Character Guide section of the Stat Screen 😁 So, if you’re interested in a bit more explanation on how they work and stuff, you can find them there.
Grandpa: Compulsion. Compelling/forcing people to do what he commands and bids them to. I made the sentence or words bold to kinda help make it clear when he’s using his power or when he’s just speaking normally.
Grandma: Cryokinesis (Ice Manipulation). I think the only subtle reference to this in the story so far is in the Christmas dinner flashback in Chapter 2 where little MC met their grandparents for the first time, and when she touched MC’s cheeks, MC recalled her hands being very cold.
Also as extras, I don’t think I’ve brought up Takashi’s and his wife, Azami’s powers here before. Or maybe I have but I just forgot. Nevertheless, I’m just gonna add them too in this post since we actually haven’t seen any of their powers in action in the story so far 😉
Takashi: Super Strength. Included in it are also superior resilience and stamina compared to normal people. So, yeah, even though Takashi looks like the more friendly and open-to-talk kind of guy, he’s also capable of physical violence if needed 😆
Azami: Music Hypnosis. It’s basically like Yvette’s Empathy power but only applicable when she’s playing musical instruments. So, affecting people’s emotions when listening to her playing musical instruments.
She always tried to suppress it when she’s actually performing in a concert because she kind of sees it like “cheating”. Although, over the years as she has successfully cemented herself as a pretty renowned classical musician, she has learned to embrace her power and used it a bit to add more impact to the viewers when watching the performance.
#asks#anon ask#char: info#power/abilities#char: viktor#char: luka#char: grandpa#char: grandma#char: takashi#char: azami#if: vendetta#if vendetta#vendetta if#if game#if wip#dashingdon#choicescript#hosted games
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Odile patting Molly Epithet Erased on the head, you know why
have two bc i care them
#in stars and time#isat#epithet erased#molly blyndeff#isat odile#I've been trying to draw this for like... 5 days straight....#Thank you for making me obligated to draw this. honestly might not've if it wasnt an ask#anyways ya'll so hear me out. odile mother/grandma figure to molly#Honestly after thinking about it a little more Odile is actually quite different to Calliope based on descriptions alone? but#I think having a Dependable Trustworthy Adult in her life is. She needs it#We don't know a lot about Calliope and idk what parallels odile has with her; but I hope she reminds Molly of her mom at least a little bit#And for Odile's pov? I think she'd really really like Molly#She's more mature than most for her age and she's extremely observant and intelligent. Those are things Odile respect#Cue a dead mom joke though and odile very quickly goes to ''ok there's something wrong with this child''#I don't think I have the idea fleshed out enough in my head to say anything for sure? But Odile and Molly having a Talk about her home life#would be Extremely interesting#Oops! Rambled in tags again! Teehee!#also do you think odile will ask molly for her full name only for molly to hit her with the#''molly wolly doodle all the day blyndeff'' and odile instantly regrets it#validation for bonnie#edit: rearranged tags just in case#day 19#crossover
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This stems from an idea I had yesterday of Jaheira being Astarion's surrogate mom.
He and Tav just had a baby and she's being fussy. He's doing his best to swaddle her in a blanket to calm her down, but she begins crying louder the tighter he wraps the blanket.
Jaheira is watching his struggle from afar and comes over to assist. "What is the trouble, Astarion?"
"Ugh, I... I don't know!" He knits his eyebrows and clicks his tongue. "She's just been fed, she does not need to be changed. I cannot get her to stop crying!"
Jaheira chuckles and extends her hands toward the crying babe, Astarion stepping slightly out of the way. "Oh Astarion, you truly are just a boy." Astarion scowls as she watches Jaheira pick up his daughter, cradling her against her chest.
"I'm older than you, you know. Stop talking to me as if I'm your child." He places a hand on his hip and shifts his weight to one leg.
"Not by much," she retorts. Jaheira turns her attention toward the small child in her arms, turning her head to kiss the babe softly on the forehead. "My little cub, forgive your father," she says softly to the child. "He does not yet know you as Grandma Jaheira does." Jaheira stands in place, slowly bouncing on her knees to help rock the child to peace.
The babe coos in her arms, a tiny hand coming up to grasp the hem of Jaheira's shirt. She begins to settle, until all that can be heard are soft grunts. A smile graces Jaheira's face, and she returns your attention to Astarion.
He's staring at both his daughter and Jaheira, disbelief evident on his features by how quickly she was able to soothe the child. "How did you-"
"Babies are simply creatures, Astarion. There is no need to overcomplicate the matter." Jaheira adjusts the baby so she is laying across her shoulder, a hand coming up to cup the back of the small infant's head. She continues to bounce on her knees, rocking side to side. "They are only in need of two things, the first being food." She dips her head forward, "Tav takes care of that."
Astarion nods hesitantly and steps closer. "And what is the second thing?" he asks hesitantly.
"Love," she tells him. "Holding them against your chest is enough to help them feel secure."
Astarion shifts uneasily on his feet, casting his eyes toward the floor. "Jaheira, I-" he starts but his voice trails off into a soft whisper. "You do realize that my heart... stopped, long ago." Jaheira nods. "And that my skin is... cold, yes?"
Jaheira nods again. "I do, little vampire. Though I have faith that she knows your scent well enough." Jaheira shifts to cradle the babe in her arms again, extending them slightly toward Astarion. "Here, come hold her as I am."
"Jaheira, I-I don't think she accepts me," Astarion protests as Jaheira places the babe within his arms. He looks down at the child in his arms, and sees her beginning to become uneasy again.
"Lay her across your shoulder, so that she may breathe in your scent." Jaheira aids in adjusting the child into position against Astarion's chest.
The babe's face rests near the nape of his neck, and he feels the infant begin to settle. He closes his eyes and raises a hand to cup the back of the child's head, resting his cheek against her forehead. He sighs heavily in relief.
"See? She is quite pleased," Jaheira tells him with a smile. "Believe me, Astarion, she knows who her father is. And she loves him just as much as he loves her."
The child coos softly in his arms and he meets Jaheira's gaze. "Thank you, Jaheira," he says.
The druid waves a hand toward him. "Anytime, Astarion. Please, I'm more than happy to help you and Tav with the little one."
#drabble#fanfiction#astarion#Jaheira#bg3#sfw#just a little something i thought of yesterday#I love the concept of Grandma Jaheira#especially since she apparently asks tav and astarion if they're going to have children#in the epilogue jdjskzsnsh#dadstarion
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