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Gale Dekarios appears at first glance to be an attractive but disheveled wizard with a lot of charm but also a sorta sad, wet energy (like a cat left out in the rain). Then you get to know him, and he still is that, but he's also...
Gale Dekarios:
- Archmage.
- Chosen of the Goddess of Magic.
- Best friends with a tressym.
- Penpals with a magma mephit.
- Has been to at least one other dimension.
- Once bought 60 drinks at an adventurer's bar to stop a needless fight.
- Lives in a tower.
- Seems like a pacifist but says things like, "Let me recite their demise," in battle.
- Knows a guy who can get you some brains.
I'm sure there are more interesting tidbits I'm missing, but I can't keep making this list forever.
Furthermore, all of Gale's horny lines come from out of nowhere and hit you like a truck. The timing and delivery are incredible. Completely blunt, no warning, no reservation. Just, "Not that I don't appreciate your musk," and, "I once read a book that explained in some detail the effect a brush with danger has on one's desire for... other forms of stimulation," and, "It surely can't be a surprise that I have a practiced tongue."
Gale.
Just, Gale, man.
Fucking Gale.
#bg3#bg3 gale#baldurs gate 3#baldurs gate 3 gale#baldur's gate 3#bg3 spoilers#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#this man lives rent free in my head#the perfect character does exist#bought the game for astarion#fell in love with gale instead
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They just. Never explained Hooty’s deal, huh.
He’s the Owl and the House of the Owl House. He has a pair of Baba Yaga hut legs. He can detach himself and fit in a backpack. The series finale revealed that God has a Hooty in their eye. His first word was hoot. His second word was hoot hoot. I know nothing else about him.
#the owl house#i’m like. barely in this fandom#and i appreciate that they were forced to rush things for a finale#but they put a hooty in the titan’s eye and goddammit what does it mean#is he the worm that wriggled through the corpse of ymir and thus gained wisdom#is he just an intentionally oblique mystery#does he like. pay rent
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It's not a habit. No matter how often Dick chides him on it or Steph teases or even Duke looks at him for too long whenever caught.
It's not a habit.
Tim doesn't always search up his classmates, not if they're not at least a bit susupious and show signs that the current gotham villains have.
So yeah, it definitely isn't the first time he did this, but he clearly stopped many of them from becoming villains! Simply break into their home as Red Robin and say, "I have been watching you." it usually stops them before doing something.
He was planning on doing that to his new classmate, who just kept showing the same signs.
Danny Fenton, alias Phantom, the villain from Amity Park.
Tim knows teenage villains can redeem themselves, but from hsi research, Phantom had just disappeared!
Now he's here in gotham, in his class, studying the same thing Tim is.
How can he not break into his home to supervise??
Here comes the difficult part, Phantom doesn't seem to live in Gotham. No address, no cameras. Nothing.
A bug? Gets destroyed. Getting followed? He loses Tim every time.
Danny just keeps walking into different ares and disappears.
#dcxdp#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#writing prompt#fic prompt#dc x dp prompt#dc x dp#dp x dc#dp x dc prompt#Tim knows who danny is while simultaneously having no idea who he is#danny lives in his haunt in the infinity zome!!!#rent? whats that#tim is so done#he will CORNER danny cost it.what.it will#does danny think tim is crushing on him? up for you#its getting desperate very quick
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Inflation so bad Gotham rent went up from $2.78 a month to $2.80 a month
#damnit#Bruce immediately does SOMETHING and rent goes back down#only in gotham#gotham#bruce wayne#batman family#batfamily#batfam#Batman
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SOME SILLY JOHNS AND ARTHURS BECAUSE THEY’RE ALL SOOO OUGGH 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Initially just wanted to draw a bunch of Johns bc everyone has such a cool John design and I’m lowkey jealous- decided to do Arthur as well tho because I’m not immune to beautiful men. unsurprisingly there’s more but I’ll post em later cus I couldn’t fit em all in one post </3
tagging y’all bc I’m a menace!!: @physical-manifestation-of-spite, @thedoodlebuggo, @marsalta, @zingtasticcc, @blueberyboy, and @candycassowary !!
#had a blast with all of these but I think zingtasticc was my fav to do THEY TURNED OUT SO GOOODDD#giving that Arthur in particular a big sloppy smooch#also candycasswary’s designs live rent free in my brain I love them#artists on tumblr#traditional art#malevolent#malevolent fanart#malevolent podcast#arthur lester#arthur malevolent#john doe#john doe malevolent#john malevolent
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its kinda funny that the chaotix are like the only characters who mention having to pay rent or buy food or whatever and theyll take any job that pays because theyre desperate for money but none of the other characters are struggling in this department at all even though most of them dont seem to have jobs. its like the concept of needing money to live exists for no one in the sonic universe EXCEPT for vector espio and charmy
#sonic actively chooses to not have a house or a job or anything and hes fine ?#like he never seems to have any problems that are a direct result of this lifestyle. hes just chilling doing whatever he wants#tails has MULTIPLE houses/labs and doesnt seem to struggle to pay for them or anything. assuming he even has to pay for them at all#but vector is out here struggling to pay rent even though hes one of the only characters who we know actually has a job#do they just not demand money from tails because he helps save the world so often and is also 8 years old#do they just only target adults with this sort of thing. and thats why vector needs money so bad while no one else does .#and espio and charmy despite being minors have to bear the curse as well because they live with him
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#hi sorry for the lack of art my fucking landlord wanted to increase my rent by an arm and a leg#and i've genuinely been So Angry i can't focus on drawing#anyway i'll get over it and back into it so#canine kin#wolf kin#therian art#wolf art#vent art#digital art#nonhuman art#dog art#pixel art#i never know what to fucking type in here like everyone else does#how tf do i cover everything
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The Sims 2 For Rent - CC EXPANSION PACK
Sul Sul!
~ More photos under the under the cut ~
Last week the Sims 4 got a new pack, this week Sims 2 players get that same pack! In a collaboration with @platinumaspiration and @tvickiesims and a HUGE assist from @episims, we bring you "The Sims 2 For Rent CC Expansion Pack!"
This is a large set, and advisable that it does not get merged even further than it already is! - I ran into some issues when trying to do this!
When you explore this pack, please take a look at the marble ring rug, it has some surprisingly cute rug swatches! I put a swatch in it to remove the marbles themselves, so you have a cute small rug! - I only mention this as I was going to bin the rug off once uploaded, but then I found it had some lovely swatches!
FUNCTIONALITY
So most of the items will function as they should and intended as. Its just not just deco items.
There is two collection files included, separated into build buy! Please note that fences and stairs and spandrels cant be but into a collection!
The squatty toilet that took me over 12 hours to make, yeah they squat, animation can be a bit bouncy but such is life. This toilet also can be flushed, get dirty and is cleanable!
Outdoor plants are seasonal!
Counters are animated with insides built, there is no drawer on the counter, I did not want to change the shape of the unit, and saw EA did the same - ignore the fact they grab something from a non existent drawer
Wardrobes have interiors elements, and have working doors!
Each Kettle have two versions, choose only one, one for the colour traits mod / one 'normal'. They function as Tea makers! Huazzah!
Spandrels in build mode are classified as fences. I made a variant with fence / no fence.
Several of the larger deco pieces such as the Arch Gate, or umbrella are actually lights!
Radiators act like radiators!
The Aircon Unit is completely functional, doesn't lower bills, but it does lower sims temperatures!
"Water Heaters" act like solar panels, they get money off your bills!
The Electrical Fuse box has 2 versions, I kept them both in, one wall deco and one functions as a burglar alarm - I wanted more alarms.
Most Sofas / Chairs have morphs!
Slots added to the Vanity and Bathroom Cabinet!
FENCES / SPANDRELS / STAIRS OH MY!
I have included swatch images of each of the spandrels, fences and stairs and labelled them to match, this is so that you can go in and take out any of the swatches you do not want. This is because there are lot of new fences and the menu can feel cluttered with them in for some people.
DOWNLOAD
ALT - SFS
~ Credits / Thanks / List of items not converted under the cut ~
MORE PHOTOS
CREDITS
Mini fridge is cloned from Targa over at MTS - so now it works just like a regular fridge barring a few animations (get baby bottle and juggle)
Kettles were cloned from @pforestsims's kettle, link here.
@jacky93sims for the base of the squat toilet! Epi for the code edits!
THANKS
@tvickiesims, @platinumaspiration thank you soo much for helping with the objects, really couldn't do it myself!! Your amazing, awesome, and some of the best creators out there! Thank you again!
@episims - YOU ARE DA BOMB! Thank you for all your help in getting those toilets working with me, and everything else you do when you answer my little annoying questions! Appreciated like you wouldn't believe!
LIST OF ITEMS NOT CONVERTED - @sims4t2bb
Due to the sizing / functionality of these objects, they will not be included in this pack!
All Yer Fixins Untenable Food Stand
Mali's Moonlight Market Craft Stall
Vegan Vittles Night Market
Late Night Snack Dessert Stall
Rice to Meet You Night Market
The Unrestroom
Fisherman's Slats Window - Tall
The Secret Maze Window - Very Tall
The Secret Maze Window - Super Duper Tall
Stained Glass Tomarani Shutters - Tall
Stained Glass Tomarani Shutters - Tall and Open Wide
The Save Us From Ruin Tallest Cinched Wall Curtain
The How Many Times Do We Need To Tell You It's Not Silk Taller Wall Curtain
The We Are Going To Jail< Tallest Wall Curtain
So You Know the Truth Curtain
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“when i was a kid, i would get these headaches, and i went to the doctor, and they said that i needed glasses. i didn’t understand that, it didn’t make sense to me, because i could see fine. and then i get the glasses, and i put them on, and i’m in the car on the way home, and suddenly i yell—because the big green blobs that i had been staring at my whole life, they weren’t big green blobs. they were leaves on trees. i could see the leaves. and i didn’t even know i was missing the leaves. i didn’t even know leaves existed, and then… leaves!” —dr erica hahn on realising you’re gay, grey’s anatomy
#no i havent watched greys anatomy since i was a teenager no that does not stop this quote from living rent-free in my head#911#911 abc#911 spoilers#evan buckley#mine
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codywan teamwork w/ obis distressed hair all in one scene?? and im supposed to be normal about it?!?!
#they're so good looking together what the actual fuck#sedate me#cuz they live rent FREE in every braincell#my god#tw flashing#flashing gif#this is plague id rather die from than be cured#obi wan is hot#codywan#star wars#tcw#nobie does stuff
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desmond & friends modern day assassin sequences…..I miss you……..
#specifying ‘and friends’ because I hate William Miles with my whole heart and he is not included in this sentiment#anyway vaguely this is nyc so the cops are probably wasting taxpayer money by fucking around in the subway#komiks tag#assassins creed#shaun hastings#desmond miles#this is almostttttttttttt shaundes#but I didn’t continue the dialogue far enough to make it really flirty. There’s a hint of flirting happening.#someday I’ll have to actually do a longer form fan comic to land my favorite ship AND my favorite narrative elements in the same#go (the horror and dialogues on free will and what we owe each other past/present/future & also what failure means AND-)#this ties into my second favorite relationship dynamic: clay and desmond. obvious. clay might live in my head rent free a little more than#Desmond does because that end of game reveal in AC1 is a top 10 games experience to me and I think about it all the time#ANYWAY IM OFF TOPIC NOW. desmond picks up snacks at a bodega on his way back
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Had the passing thought "what if Gaz had long hair" a few days ago and I just had to draw it
(Actually obsessed with 'hawked Gaz...)
#call of duty modern warfare 2#cod mw2#cod gaz#kyle gaz garrick#cod fanart#call of duty modern warfare#call of duty fanart#the top left one had me thinking of medieval AUs ive read where Gaz was a prince#but the bottom one... its gonna live rent free in my head for a while why does he look so good with a hawk
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So this song fits them so very well right?
#malevolent#john doe#john doe malevolent#john malevolent#arthur lester#tw blood#cw blood#implied child death#cw bones#tw bones#my art#if i need to add more tags just ket me know#idk the original author or the name of the actual song im sorry :((#but this was stuck in my brain and i just had to draw it#theyve been in my brain rent free :[#this was kinda a pain in the ass to color tbh and to actually draw#also i need to practice lettering :///#but its done and im very happy about that i out a lot of thought into it#the stuff in the middle represents the people they hurt/killed (sorry no parker and like some creatures)#also are you guys going insane they are indeed holding hands!!!!?!?! crazyyyyy
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The heist guy!!! He's heistin'!!
#atlas.art#artists on tumblr#mcyt#sos smp#mcsos#oli orionsound#theorionsound#literally 8 second song that has lived in my head rent free for weeks. how does he do it.#was so close to captioning this just 'the heist bastard' with no further elaboration. the sad boyz difference <3#anyways. obsessed with the way this came out. so happy with the way the colors came together. i was really just having fun with it today
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Wholesome Facebook post from a confused but supportive horse owner
#horse#horses#horseblr#GAY RIGHTS#Does horses have homosexuelity?#is going to live rent free in my mind for the rest of my life
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It’s been a busy day for Elle by the time she rounds the corner and sees the unattended Batmobile parked in the alley she usually cuts through to go home. But not so busy that she’s willing to ignore the prime opportunity that she’s just stumbled upon.
Bats in the Bowery is always something that gets people’s heckles up - this is Hood’s turf and the people that live there are just as territorial over that as their violent vigilante. Batman himself being in the Bowery might as well be a declaration of war. Sure, when the heavy hitters are out causing shit things are a bit more flexible, but even then the Bats are there with Red Hood. Obviously and clearly tolerated for the time being.
Elle would put good money on Hood not being in the loop that the big Bat himself is currently parked three blocks away from Crime Alley. Which means that the Batmobile, tucked away in the shadows and entirely unattended, is free game.
Fuck it, she decides.
Jay had asked her and Danny about what kind of rings Jazz likes. He’s on all their emergency contact lists, and he’s offered to officially adopt her and Danny to lighten Jazz’s load a little. He’s put in the time to figure out how to incorporate ectoplasm into his amazing home cooked meals in such a way that it doesn’t cause the food to come back to life just so they can have something tasty and nutritious.
He’s family.
Which means it’s only right that she honors his place as family, by following in his footsteps.
Even without any of the proper equipment for the job, it’s a lot easier for her to remove the tires than it had been for her soon-to-be brother-in-law all those years ago. All it takes is five minutes, some intangibility and some increased strength and she has a pile of tires wider than her body stacked up behind her. She doesn’t even get any grease on her in the process. It takes more effort to find a pencil in her blackhole of a backpack to write the note she leaves behind tucked under one of the windshield wipers.
Getting the tires home is another story but she eventually manages to scrounge up enough blob ghosts to help her haul them back with her unseen. The little dudes like a little mischief - and like Hood even more - and they need the exercise. She’s not sure exactly what she’s going to do with the tires when she gets home though. One is definitely going to Jay as a present, maybe she could get Skulker to help her mount it on a plaque like one of his hunting trophies? Other than that though, they’re largely just going to take up space in the apartment.
Bill would probably know a guy. Hell, Bill may even want in on the trophy idea as a gift for Hood, he’d been saying that the anniversary of the crime lord taking out Black Mask was coming up. Maybe she could get the goon to help her get the last two tires to a couple of the more fun rogues as gifts? Harley for sure would get a laugh out of it. Ivy would probably be upset over the ecological impact of the creation of the tire, but maybe she could sell the last one to Penguin?
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Tim blinks at the stack of - very familiar - tires taking up the corner of the Nightingales’ living room. Elle has them arranged in an approximation of a throne with a couple of pillows set down so she can sit more comfortably as she lounges. She barely even glances up at them as Danny leads them inside, slurping at a bright green smoothie as she taps away on her phone.
Danny looks as thrown by the tableau as Tim is. It’s nice to see that Danny isn’t as totally immune to Elle’s shenanigans as he pretends. Though, it’s also mildly terrifying to consider his boyfriend’s little sister is capable of chaos that not even Danny “Danger Twink” Nightingale can come up with.
“Uh…what you got there, Elle?”
Elle, pointedly, takes a long, loud slurp from her smooth as she looks up to meet her brother’s gaze. “New family tradition.” She says, unblinking.
Danny stands there for a long moment before giving a final shrug. “Yeah, sure. Jay will get a kick out of it.”
Tim pulls his phone out and snaps some pictures. Danny is right, of course, Jason is going to love it. But so will everyone else in the group chat.
#dc x dp#dp x dc#danny phantom#batman#jazz fenton#danny fenton#danielle fenton#danielle phantom#dani phantom#tim drake#jason todd#anger management#dp x dc anger management#anger management ship#brain dead#dead tired#bill the professional goon#Elle stealing the batmobile's tires as a way to welcome Jason into the family and create a new family tradition lives in my brain rent free#she doesn’t know Jason is Red Hood in this#Jazz does but she respects secret identities and isn’t saying shit#Jason had been blowing up the family group chat over someone stealing ALL FOUR of the batmobile's tires#there were a lot of pictures of Batman looking tired and So Done (TM) standing next to the tireless batmobile#Jay will for sure be boasting about Elle when he finds out it was her#the comments about him pulling a Bruce and adopting the kid that stole the tires will never end and he can't even fight them because#he *did* legally adopt her#oh well totally worth it
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