#as always your writing is wonderful!
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"Come here."
The thought drifts through your mind like sand through an hourglass, light and unobtrusively resting upon your consciousness in the same manner that the chill of the evening rests upon your skin. The thought brings the same bite as the chill: a shiver that starts at the base of your spine and comes to a rest at a brief shake of your shoulders.
"Come here."
It almost feels like a whisper, tickling at the inside of your ear. A ghost of breath across the back of your neck, joined by a mental weight around it: the feeling of not being alone, despite nobody else being around. The feeling of being watched. And yet the nerves of your body find no alarm in this; there is only that curiously unconcerned placidity that accompanies your awareness. For all that you feel and are aware, the thought might well be merely a songbird, singing its evening melody to the moon outside.
"Come here."
You are on your feet, not being able to exactly say for sure at what point you rose. The floor gives a creak as a gust of wind strikes the walls, the windows revealing the outside to be rich with an unnatural fog made bright by the waxing moon, an unnatural curiosity that seems so unimportant at the present time. Your thoughts are beginning to feel heavy, and slow; each step like walking against a current of water, each word in your head like shouting against a buffeting storm. And, cutting through with the ease of a thunderbolt:
"Come here."
Your tranquil placidity follows you as you step outside, letting your door slowly swing shut behind you. The ground is cold against your bare feet, the night air cold against your bare skin, and yet you walk forward unhurried. You have an awareness of these things, yes, but they seem so distant, so unimportant. So many things seem so unimportant, now, faded away.You walk until the fog surrounds you, a glowing grey that seems to muffle all sound. You stand still for what might have been a minute, what might have been an hour, gently swaying to a tune snaking and winding through your mind like a river.
You stay swaying as the arm appears, curling around your waist. Its grip on you is gentle, and the hand that is as cold as stone is soft as it caresses your side. The thought appears once again, this time felt and clearly heard, whispered directly into your ear by soft lips that brush against you.
"Come here."
You are pulled, so slowly, so gently, backwards, and feel your back bump into your mysterious companion. Their lips have moved down to your earlobe, the hand around you having drifted down to your hip. A wafted scent of a metallic tang greets your nose as your companion's other arm appears in front of you: an arm bare to the elbow, with a grisly gash below the wrist. The flesh does not move as it ought, does not ripple and flex beneath the skin as the arm moves, and the glistening wound drips only a single unnatural drop of blood as it slowly moves towards your mouth.
"Drink."
The arm is cold against your lips, and as your tongue laps at the freezing blood a warmth ignites within you. It overwhelms your senses, tasting of fruit and sweetness and intoxication. The arm around your waist tightens as a sharp sensation blooms at your neck, and you are drifting. Your eyes fall closed as you suck, drawing more blood into your mouth as you feel a coldness developing in your neck; where once you had been walking against a current now you are lost within a vortex, twisting and spinning as your strength leaves you. You drink, and are drunk from, feeling your throat work to bring the cold blood into your body and feeling your heart beat to pump your warm blood out. As your knees weaken, the hand at your waist rises to keep you upright, and it is only sweet sensation as cold fingers spread across your chest, only sweetness as the stranger begins to toy with your body as they feed.
~🪞
(Happy Halloween!!!)
HAPPY HALLOWEEN, EAT UP MONSTERFUCKERS, REJOICE
#wonderful thank you :)#as always your writing is wonderful!#🪞#monsterfucker#exophilia#vampire#vampires
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I would also like to see some miphlink, if that's okay!
I was really struggling with what to draw, and then I remembered your ask from ages ago (dang ADHD brain...) anyway, sorry its such a late answer, but Miphlink inspired by Dicksee's La Belle Dame
#thank you so so much for the ask stars!! I had completely forgotten about it (I'm so so sorry!!) and it saved me from an artist-not-arting#you know the sort of pent up unpleasant feeling you get when you need to do something creative but its not happening and then its sad?#yeah I didn't get that because your ask suddenly popped into my head! so very happy about that :) thank you!#link is a horse girl and we need more of it in life#also to try and get the flowy fabric look that Dicksee's La Belle Dame has without putting Link in a dress I decided to modify Mipha's fins#and then added some of that gorgeous salmon colour from the original piece#also the reason the reason the champions tunic etc have that grey tinge to it is because the knight was wearing armour in the original piec#with a beautiful duckegg blue grey colour and I thought including that might be fun too!#anyway#the couple that is perfect for one another and should always be together for all time: Mipha and Link#mipha#link#botw#creativesplat draws#breath of the wild#miphlink#lipha#I really need to catch up on the miphlink tag... its so exciting to have so much wonderful art and writing to look through but I am a rathe#busy/ adhd forgetful bean so whenever I get round to reading or looking at art... there will be a long reblog/ queue of miphlink stuff!#eventually#at some point#because fashionably late (coughjustlatecough) is my middle name!#enough rambling sorry#I love drawing miphlink its like a comfort drawing thing#like her head is so squidgy and so easy to doodle so if ever my brain is bored or I want to draw and need happy hormones but can't find the#mipha is the answer because the squishy head is just sooooo good#the designers of mipha were amazing and I love them#epona#tloz#zelda
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The thing is that Dean and his abandonment issues wants Castiel to stay, despite the fuck ups and the blame and the anger, he needs him to stay as proof that he’s not toxic that he can have good things and not break them
But Castiel, and his guilt chose to leave because that is his penance. Why does he deserve to be happy when he has caused so much suffering? How can he look at Dean smile at him when he’s fucked up so much? He needs to leave because how could he be around Dean like he isn’t a living monument to all the ways his fuck ups hurt the ones he loves.
Cas wants to help the brothers, so he leaves. He’s caused them so much pain what right does he have to be around them, when he can be out there getting them information, finding things they need, helping fix their problems. This is his penance. Because no matter how hard he rebelled or how far he fell Castiel has an innate, almost primal need to be holy, to be absolved of his mistakes and sins. And he’s made so many mistakes where else can he find penance but in misery?
And in almost every episode Dean is in some way or form asking Castiel if he'll stay this time, and every-time Cas says no. And Dean can be mean, he’s s a deeply angry man, and so every no seems like proof that he’s pushed him to far that this is it this is when Cas says he's had enough. He's not gonna stay and be screamed or laughed at anymore. Dean’s finally succeeded in driving him away as he does anyone that’s ever given a damn about him. That this is proof of how toxic he is; after all Castiel is a creature with wings, all he wants to do is fly, and here Dean is trying to keep him in a cage.
The more Cas leaves on his own, the more Dean feels the need to give him a reason too.
The ways in which we punish ourselves; depriving ourselves of the ways in which we love.
The narrative’s doomed them from the start.
#throwing thoughts to the void#the narrative is not on your side but on the side of the story.#it will always do what is most interesting#Chuck’s not evil he’s just bored.#I swear I was only going to write a sentence then an essay came out#destiel#dean winchester#castiel#dean x castiel#supernatural doesn’t so much have good ideas as it trips and stumbles into the occasional earth shattering concept.#supernatural#spn#deancas#honestly Cas has a lot to feel guilty about isn’t he like atleast half the reason his species is almost extinct?#no wonder the angels hate him I’d hate him too
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Random thought but I miss Patrick winking at Eliza (3x3) and generally being mischievous (all of season 2 and episode 3x6 with William.)
He’s way more professional with her in season 4, for obvious reasons. He’s still fun, and they have fun, but it’s different, which is a testament to how respectful Nash is, contrary to how he’s sometimes talked about by viewers who are simply not paying attention. Also, I don’t think it’s JUST that she’s his employee. I think he caught feelings and is trying to recalibrate how to act with her (less schoolyard teasing and even more sincerity).
In Season 4, Eliza softens and teases Nash more than he teases her (after she wins at the races, the end of the telephone episode). He lets her lead, really, in that regard, because he's not going to cross a line given the power dynamic in their relationship when she works at Nash & Sons.
So we've seen rivals (season 2 with the shift in 3x3) to friends and colleagues (3x6 and Season 4) and now LOVERS (Season 5) ????
I really wonder what Season 5 Nash will be like.
Edit: to add: the natural chemistry and attraction that’s been there didn’t lead to romance yet because they’ve had really clear boundaries: being rivals AND then being colleagues meant really clear lines they didn’t or couldn’t cross- even if they toed them sometimes. There were rules of engagement. Those boundaries will be gone session 5- so their friendship can flourish into something else.
#scarnash#eliza x patrick#msatd#miss scarlet pbs#miss scarlet and the duke#i love them your honor#ps did I just figure out how to make basic gifs??#not as good as our wonderful gif makers#but I can try#season 3 Nash you will always be famous#since the new inspector won’t work with any private detectives I hope Nash trolls him too#also you know I am so interested in the angst of the situation where Patrick hires her and it creates a barrier to romance#like he had to have some disappointment with that but he did what was best for Eliza and her career#what will they be like when they don't work together AND are friends???#patrick nash consummate professional#sorry I’m posting this instead of writing more of Sweetest Con yikes#let me know what you think
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complicated relationship with taob be damned i have never peaked higher than i did when i was studying tragedies for my english class and wrote the fever dream chapter
#I WAS WRITING AT LEVELS NEVER BEFORE SEEN. OFF THE CHARTS CUNTISM. TRAGIC LEXICON LEFT RIGHT AND CENTRE#'you scream with your lungs and you pray with your knees. but begging?#begging was in the hands. zuko's were empty. stained sunset red. /look. look at what you did/.'#'white bones charring until zuko remembered hearing of fortune-tellers - how they read the heat-cracks#of oracle bones. zuko wondered what the breaks in his skeleton lamented of. if he could read these scars#would they weep? /look. look at all that red/.'#'/look. cut-neck and red-stained. you wanted this/. the auditorium watched enraptured#whispering into ears. /this is the best part. the anagnorisis/.'#'this was a tale of honour and redemption. the playwright had woven zuko’s hamartia into his every action#doomed from the beginning. /you always thought it was anger that would damn you#that patronymic fury that snarls in your chest/. the director was grinning. /it is not. your fatal flaw has always been shame/.'#'redemption comes with the price of regret but you don't regret. you don't regret any of it'#'A GOOD TRAGEDY NEEDS A SCAPEGOAT; A TRAGIC HERO. ZUKO WOULD BE THEIRS. A MASK. A BOW. APPLAUSE. FURY. SHAME.#/LOOK/. THE THING WITH THEATRE IS THAT YOU PLACE A CHARACTER ONTO A STAGE WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE HIM#AND YOU SHINE LIGHTS ON HIM TO ILLUMINATE EVERY ANGLE AND YOU MAKE HIM SAY THINGS THAT RESONATE. A TRAGEDY IS JUST A DECLARATION#/LOOK. LOOK AT ALL IVE DONE AND GIVE ME REDEMPTION REGARDLESS. LOOK AT EVERY FLAW. TAKE ME AS YOUR ANTI-HERO. FORGIVE ME ANYWAY/#IT WAS ABOUT BEING SEEN. IT WAS A CRY FOR HELP'#like???? GIRL OKAYYYYYY <33333 truly give me a theme i like and i will run fucking RINGS#taob
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I loved the cowboy comic so much that I wrote a oneshot for it. https://archiveofourown.org/works/50934235 🥺 your art is BEYOND amazing, ty for the food
INCREDIBLE!!!!!
#billdip#I honestly loved this story start to finish with the ambience and quick pace#hadn't considered the possibility of Bill and Dipper actually working *together* but it's always a good time when they do ❤️#sorry it took so long to reblog 🥲#I read it like- Right when you posted. But I had to catch a plane and then drive an extra hour home and immediately get on zoom for class#and today i was just all around exhausted so i slept roughly 70% of the entire day dndsjdndnd#all that to say that I had your fic in the back of my mind and I very much wanted to set some time aside and re-read it when I got the chan#honestly with how well you set things up I would've loved to see your own rendition of their first kiss#You established their relationship really well at the start and brought them together by the end after outsmsrtong those bandits#it feels like you have a better understanding of who they are to each other than even i do 😌 very much a fan#i love when stories incorporate those sort of 'habits' that the love interests fall into#that confuses character A while character B is so clearly using it as an excuse to get close and spend more time with them#i squealed like a maniac when Bill was like oooph lemme walk you home 😏🤠#sir i am going to wrangle you up if you don't compose yourself#and Dipper's just wary of him because people as handsome as bill used to pick on him 😢#little does he know he's grown into a 10/10 cutie patootie that any cowboy would be stupid NOT to smooch#I'm a simple man. I read oblivious low-confidence cowboy being pursued by a hottie on a horse. I lose my shit#Awesome wonderful writing!!! so happy to have caught your eye and i hope to continue pumping out content for this wonderfully weird ship
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Shadow: idk I just don't trust him. His vibes are all off, can't place it on why but I really wanna punch his face
*Nine yoinks the shards, kickstarting his villain arc*
Shadow: !!! I fucking knew it-
#sonic prime#dont you just hate it when your sixth sense always ends up being right#hhh wonder when Ill be having in debth enough thoughts to write essays just as everyone else rn#eh I'll have probably another half a year for that#shadow the hedgehog#nine the fox#miles nine prower#silly brainworms#sonic prime spoilers#sonic prime season two
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How goes the fma x albedo fic? I hope that doesn't sound pushy, I'm genuinely curious. And in that vein, do you have any little drabbles you may have written or want to write? Especially with your recent kny ocs/yourself and your siblings. That'd be super fun to read about! Your art AND your writing is so freaking good, the moment I see you've posted something new on your blog I'm clicking it so fast. Same with your ao3 account ❤️
Thank you for the kind words!!! Currently not working on any fics, since I just came out of 10 weeks of summer research where my days began at 8 am and ended at 9 pm for probably less than minimum wage hahaha (doing research is a Bit Sad but I get a whole month to relax before classes start again so thank goodness for that)
I do however!!! Have a lot of plans!!! If you’re interested you can read more below!
Plans include but are not limited to:
Finally working on Homuncular Nature again!! I definitely do have a lot of plans and cool scenes playing out in my head for the next chapter, it’ll just come down to when I actually put pen to paper (or stylus to iPad) to actually organize and write them all. The road block I think is that I have seen neither Albedo nor fmab very recently and all my concrete ideas are for around the 30 episode mark for fmab, the turning point with the first actual confrontation against father and the subsequent Briggs arc.
Rewriting Ten Thousand Maple Leaves! A lot of people have been very kind but I think I missed the mark with my first chapter to be honest. My writing has gotten a lot wordier and less succinct, which feels like I’m filling a chapter more with fluff and unnecessary description than actual content. I think I also dislike how I characterized Sanemi and how quickly Kazuha was willing to agree with things. Writing both of them is kind of a difficult challenge tbh! I think in rewriting it I want to give back to Kazuha more of his vagrant role in the games, where he is avoiding the law for reasons somewhat out of his control.
Ebisu siblings content! I think it might be fun to try having them interact with more of the canon characters in kny but I also think there’s some value in a complete sort of outsider point of view when inserting characters into a piece of media. I feel like whenever I see self inserts I see a lot of ocs making themselves indispensable and making meaningful relationships with existing characters that way and that’s totally valid! That’s a lot of what I do for crossovers as well. I think when it comes to my own ocs though, I want them to feel grounded in some form and the reality of it is that none of the characters I make based on myself or real people are that impressive or remarkable. But I also think there’s a lot of value in showing smaller scale things outside of the main interactions and plot to show that even though we aren’t remarkable, we still have our own meaningful connections and ideologies and stories :) in the end the Ebisu siblings are a lot more visual though so I may just continue making doodles and art without writing anything haha
Kirby & Meta Knight ageswap AU: I was mostly doing this on my ask-gikabi sideblog in short form comics, but I lost sight of what I wanted to do after making the discord and starting to interact with some of the people who followed it. I think a lot of people are inspired and have their own very cool ideas that I wanted to take into account but then eventually it was no longer my story or the story I wanted to tell, which is why I’m thinking of restarting it as a fic. This one is still in very rough idea stage though, I have honestly no clue how I’m even going to begin organizing it
Yanfei ace attorney crossover: this one’s just pure crack lmao I would definitely write it as crack taken seriously but I think this is fun to explore just for small ideas that pop up every now and then, i.e. yanfei is semi-immortal because she’s half adeptus so it would be Really Funny to me if she showed up in dgs era, got her attorney’s license, went into hiding after it became obvious that she wasn’t aging, and then re-emerged after rebranding herself as her own daughter or granddaughter. That, and I have a lot of fun imagining someone as pragmatic as yanfei trying to get through the sheer chaos of aa despite being otherworldly
Continuing winter weather advisory: I got to a really good point in that fic and was rereading it today like,,, damn I wrote that? And it would be fun to see where I planned on going with it so I do want to also try working on that a bit if I can
Kazuha & Kunikuzushi role swap au: this is something I posted about a Long While ago but it’s an idea I continue to be fascinated with :) I especially enjoy how these two characters could have had completely different roles and personalities depending on how their pasts happened (with wanderer being so nice and turning so bitter and kazuha growing up so spoiled (for lack of a better word) and turning out so weary and yet kind
Link click and mha crossover: this one is honestly just a very recent idea but I think it would be fun to make a drabble on how lightime photo studio would be able to continue operating even in another world and the trouble they might get into for illegal quirk usage and what using cheng xiaoshi’s powers in a world where being able to tell the future is canonically possible would entail
I have!! So many ideas!! And not enough time or motivation to actually write any of them most of the time :’)
But I’m very glad to hear that you enjoy them and look forward to my posts!! :D I really hope I can work on some of these over the last month of summer vacation that I have :)
#to this day I still get kind of freaked out when people compliment both my art and my writing#like wow!! thank you so much!!!!!! the art compliments I expect because I’ve been pretty bloated in my opinion on my own art since childhood#but the writing always comes as a surprise!#especially when people are like ‘oh I found you through your writing and found out your art is also good’ like WHAT#if anything I’m much more likely to be found for my art I feel like!!!#but thank you fr#people telling me my writing is actually good has done wonders for my confidence in classes for writing essays and such#and it really shows because when I’m less worried about how good my writing is and trying to make it sound good I get to devote a lot more#time and energy towards planning and figuring out ideas for what I want to write and my past few essays in humanities classes have done grea
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I dunno if anyone's asked this already, so I'm writing it anonymously
How do you think the bachelorettes or bachelors would react if they found out you turned their kids into birds?
Oh wow...
Ok, let me take a quick look at my masterlist... Nope, I don't see such a question, so it will be a new headcanon 😀
I also have a large number of bachelors asks, so to be fair I'll make this one about bachelorettes. I hope you don't mind dear anon, since you asked "or" (I'm not lazy, I'm trying to be fair!) Anyway, thanks for ask 👋
⚠️ Warning: angst, mention of blood, mention of violence, loss of children, nervous breakdown
Leah:
"You did not do anything bad to our children. You wouldn't dare. You did NOT do that to OUR CHILDREN!!!!" If Leah had one of her sculptor's tools at hand, she would immediately turn into a deadly weapon. That even an easel will strike a man just as hard as a sword if it is in the hands of a furious and in tears mother who has just lost her children. Somebody's blood will be spilled on the floor...
Penny:
When Penny heard about what the Farmer had done to their children, she just dropped to her knees. She stared glassy-eyed at the man she thought was the love of her life, not understanding why this had happened. Hysterical, she would crouch in a corner and scream loudly. To Penny, her family, her spouse, her children, is the treasure of her life, and what happened made Penny's mind wobble.
"Mother..." *hic* "Mooootheer..."
Haley:
Screaming and throwing things. Haley can't control her emotions. And who can blame her for reacting this way when the one she married essentially killed their precious children? Not even death, but a fate worse than death, to wander like the damned, in the body of a short-lived bird, at the hand of their own parent... Screaming and throwing things. Haley wished she wasn't so helpless right now... That she could get her kids back, that she could punch her (already ex) spouse with all her might, that she... She...
Screaming and throwing things... What else could she do...?
Abigail:
Abigail, in utter shock, heard clearly her inner voice, which kept saying one word: run. And she ran. Without stopping, she ran to the forest, to the tower, to that strange wizard man. Abigail run because she needed help. She needs help to get her children back. She needs help to find out what happened to her husband. Because what stood before her in their house is not even a human being, it cannot be...
Emily:
"Turn into pigeons? Oh, you bought pigeon costumes for our little ones? That's very nice of you, I remember they wanted animal costumes." Only Emily's smile slid lower and lower every second as her spouse stood before her, not saying a word. "Honey..." Her voice broke. "Please tell me you bought costumes for them. Please...Tell me what you bought..." She could say no more, and her spouse's blank and indifferent stare made the situation even more tense.
"Yoba, help me...."
Maru:
But that's... It defies all logic. Dark magic? What do they mean "turn into pigeons"? What are they talking about? Where... are her children? Maru thinks her spouse has a fever. She wants to stay calm, not show aggression, and just ask what happened and where the children are. But another part of her, her instinct for self-preservation, is screaming that she needs to run to safety. Run home to her parents and stepbrother. Run for help. Why can't she stop shaking...?
#here we go more angst#i really can't imagine how all girls must feel when they realized what happened to their kids#it's truly a horror#but anyway yay another headcanon#i wonder if you are the same anon who always asks about some sad HD#I don't mind of course! I actually like writing it as much as i like write fluff and humor#so here's your glass dear anon. enjoy#thanks for asking!#stardew valley#sdv#sdv headcanons#sdv emily#sdv haley#sdv leah#sdv abigail#sdv maru#sdv penny
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ATTENTION FANFIC WRITERS
Please, please, PLEASE STOP deleting your old fics!!! You may feel embarrassed by them or think they're old but there are people who REALLY LOVE THEM!! Two of my favorite fics were just deleted and I miss them so much!
#pinkie speakie#*sigh* all those who read Ruby Red (Mettaton x Reader) stand up :'(#THERE WAS ALSO ANOTHER ONE WITH KING METTATON AND IT WAS WONDERFUL 😭#I've also learned this from experience because I wrote a Spinel x Reader on Quotev (called Always And Forever)#and I deleted it. a couple people came to me afterwards begging me to put it back up but I couldn't bc it was gone completely#so yeah it matters. your fanfiction from 4 years ago isnt old to the readers and we REALLY love it :(#fanfic#fanfiction#x reader#writing advice#reader insert
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the fact that MIKE NESMITH knew that the monkees would at one point just be so comfortable giving each other platonic kisses in their home if one of them asks is the craziest thing ever.
#the monkees#he wrote it in the damn 90s special!!#mike nesmith#peter tork#davy jones#micky dolenz#i’m sorry#i know i’ve posted about this before it’s just so important#the monkees say consent is good#you can always say ‘no thanks!’ and your friend should respect you#but is so common in their household micky doesn’t even blink when davy says ‘kiss’#like they don’t even say ‘can i have a kiss’ or ‘do you want a kiss’ or ‘i want a kiss’#nope they’ve gotten so comfortable davy just can go ‘kiss’ and that must mean he wants a kiss and is not referring to the band#and this was written by MICHAEL NESMITH#the special is very much an odd experience (mike you were not very good at tv writing but that’s okay babe it’s hard) but that is so good#and wonderful#that they give little platonic kissss#because of course they do!#he made the executive decision that at some point even DAVY stops looking for a girlfriend and just settles down to be a pissy housewife#in that lil apron in the beginning#they just are all livin together because they don’t need anything else!
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It’s so funny when you start re-reading and editing your own story and find bits and pieces of it that you don’t even remember writing. 🤣😅
I’m (almost) halfway through editing my Goldenheart KidFic and just found this one. I usually don't like talking about my unfinished stories too much (because there is always a chance that they will remain unfinished), but this one is already done and will be up on AO3 in days now anyway. So I was thinking why not give a sneak peek? 😃
I love those as a reader… 🫣
The next day Ballister woke up to the smell of food (which was making his mouth water and his empty stomach clench painfully) and Ambrosius’ urgent whisper.
“Bal! Bal! Wake up, the cat got us pizza!”
He grunted in confusion, his head was dizzy from sleep and his eyes throbbed because of his lingering fever. Ambrosius shook his arm persistently, trying to get his attention.
“Cats don’t bring pizza, Ambrosius, only half a mouse if they really love you.” He muttered sleepily as he tried to shake off the kid’s hand in the hope that he could slip back into sleep for a few more minutes.
A slice of pizza for breakfast sounded heavenly. And of course too good to be true.
“But this cat did, look!”
Ballister growled in annoyance. It was way too early to play along and be polite, but the kid was adamant. He sighed heavily and pushing through the pain in his head, he opened his eyes.
Then rubbed it. Then blinked in startled awe.
Because Ambrosius told the true: there was a box of pizza right in front of his feet.
The cat licked its fur peacefully and sat where it had been the previous night. Ambrosius looked at him expectantly.
“See?! I told you it’s a strange cat!”
#goldenheart kidfic#sneak peek#my writing#ambrosius goldenloin#ballister boldheart#nimona#ao3#sfw#the wonders of editing your story: you always find something you don't remember writing 🤣
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Jeeez.. employers sure change their tune quickly when they realise you actually know the rules. This was after I did a trial shift for a cafe, was told verbatim “someone will be in touch” and was then ignored by them for two weeks with no further info.
If any of y’all are also job searching, always double check the rules around things like this!
#I’m also wondering whether I should show these texts to Fair Work and have the cafe investigated#because it wasn’t just ‘we won’t be paying you for your trial shift’#it was ‘we don’t pay for trial shifts’ full stop. and that’s very very illegal#and that’s why we always leave a paper trail folks#even if it’s just texts or emails make sure you have evidence in writing if an employer tries to fuck you over!!
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They will never let him not speak about it 😂
#joker out#kris gustin#I did always wonder if that girl who left was ever like. oh shit this is about me#and does she know she is a running joke not only betweek JO members but in the fandom#poor Kris tho lmao#someone should have told him that a) you never get a tattoo of your gf and b) you never write a song after your ex
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Fake Dating Fic Recs
Geraskier
The Grass is Greener by @jaskierswolf
Rated G, 6k
Jaskier's mother is coming to stay and his garden is an absolute mess and his lawn mower has seen better days... luckily for him his ridiculously hot neighbour is there to lend a hand.
A Favor for a Friend by biancarambles
Rated T, 5k
As if being hopelessly in love and sharing a room with his best friend Jaskier isn’t hard enough for poor Geralt, he just can’t say no when Jaskier asks him to accompany him to his grandfather’s funeral. What better way to get back at Jaskier’s estranged, homophobic family than attending the funeral with a handsome (fake) boyfriend in tow? Any heartbreak on Geralt’s part is just collateral damage.
Christmas Downhill by avengeful-bunny (brodeurbunny30)
Rated T, 66k
Jaskier, a struggling musician on the outs with his wealthy, elitist family is invited to spend a very special Christmas at his childhood home...with his boyfriend that technically doesn't exist. Enter Geralt, a Law student and part-time ski instructor who happens to fit all the requirements to play fake boyfriend in front of the family, for a small fee. With the magic of the season in the air, will the plan go flawlessly, or will a case of the feelings cause it all to go downhill? Either way, it promises to be a Christmas to remember.
The Bet by ladyprydian
Rated T, 12k
“It was your idea Geralt!” Jaskier says. “ ‘Why don’t you cheat Jaskier’ you said-”
“I did not say that!” Geralt growls.
“ - so if I’m going to cheat you’re going to cheat with me!”
“No Jaskier, absolutely not!”
“Please Geralt. It’s just for December. Be my boyfriend for a month.”
I Scream a Truth, You Hear a Lie by @flowercrown-bard
Rated T, 21k
When some bigoted man insists that Geralt can’t feel love, Jaskier blurts out that they are married - which they very much aren’t. So naturally, Geralt and Jaskier have to pretend to be husbands to convince people that Geralt is lovable, though no one doubts that more than Geralt himself.
Fast Track to Happily Ever After by trekkiepirate
Rated T, 3k
Geralt opened his eyes to see Jaskier frantically tossing their belongings into packs. “That’s my shirt, not yours.”
Jaskier looked down at the black linen in his hand and then tossed it into Geralt’s pack. “Right, yes, I knew that. Glad you’re awake; we need to go.”
Kiss me, for real this time by @jaskierswolf
Rated T, 2k
“So… you’ll come to the banquet to protect me, but not as my bodyguard?” Jaskier sang.
Geralt furrowed his brow and hummed.
Jaskier rolled his eyes and scoffed. “Well you still refuse to use the term friend so that won’t work. You’ll have to be my plus one!” He laughed at his own joke, ignoring the spike in his heartbeat.
Just a joke, Jask.
Geralt hummed and tilted his head. “Alright.”
Snowstorm by @lovelyrita1967
Rated T, 9k
Geralt and Jaskier work in a restaurant together, but a snowstorm changes everything.
winnings and weddings by @purpurred
Rated M, 16k
Jaskier and Geralt have to pretend to be engaged.
Surprisingly, it's Geralt's idea.
Everything is simultaneously the most hare-brained scheme and the most thorough production in the world.
Wild Blue Yonder by @jaskierswolf
Rated T, 5k
Geralt's bookshop is slowly falling apart and he's ready to give up when Jaskier wanders into the store
overcome by @penandinkprincess
Rated T, 38k
Drawn by a competition but afraid of a dark figure from his past, Jaskier manages to convince Geralt to attend with him. Now if the witcher would just stop asking why.
A Valentine's to Remember by @jaskierswolf
Rated T, 3k
For Valentine's Day Jaskier has arrived to walk alpacas with his very best friend in the whole wide world... the catch? They have to pretend to be dating to get the Valentine's Day discount.
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Other Pairings
champagne problems by @yoursummerfrost
Yennefer/Jaskier, Geralt/Yennefer/Jaskier, Rated T, 11k
When Jaskier finds out that his ex-boyfriend is getting married, he convinces Yennefer to help him stage a fake proposal so he can ruin the wedding. There's just one problem: it turns out they both know the caterer.
Don't Stop Believin' by @skaldingrayne
Lambert/Jaskier, Rated T, 5k
"I wish I could find a guy like you to actually date," Jaskier mumbled, so softly Lambert almost hadn't heard him over the music.
Lambert snorted, a sharp and unwelcome pain shooting through his chest at the joke. Not that it was a very funny one. "Literally standing right here, Jas."
"Yeah, but...not straight, I mean," came Jaskier's mystifying reply.
Wait…Straight?
Him?
Lambert craned his head back just far enough to look Jaskier in those unfairly blue eyes. "You…You know I'm bi, right?"
A Marriage of Inconvenience by @ghostinthelibrarywrites
Yennefer/Jaskier, Rated M, 7k
When Jaskier asks Yennefer to pretend to marry him in order to go undercover in a Nilfgaardian operative’s court, she decides she can’t let Geralt’s ridiculous bard get himself killed. But in the weeks that follow, the two grow closer and Yennefer begins to develop some inconvenient feelings for her pretend husband.
#the witcher#geraskier#geralt#jaskier#fake dating#yennefer#yennskier#lambert#the witcher fic rec#reclist#fic rec#fic recs#shoutout to jaskierswolf for writing a truly impressive number of these and providing us all with wonderful things to read!#and as always feel free to add your own recs in the notes -- it would make me very happy :D
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So apparently it's May now (in my timezone at least)? ... Anyone wanna explain to me where the first four months of the year went :/?
Well, I'm gonna try my very hardest to post a fic chapter or two this month... And I know you all are probably sick of hearing me say that like every month but trust me OK, THIS MAY IS AN IMPORTANT MONTH TO ME AND I NEED TO POST THE NEXT XS CHAPTER AT LEAST X'D!!!
Then it's back to OSDiff >:3!
Wish me luck.
#update#writing update#fanfic#my writing#one small difference#Xtra Small#writing#Just a quick update for you all#Thanks for your patience as always#Chapter this month for sure#Otherwise there's someone I won't be able to look in the eye when I meet them in person...#Someone who I'm sure is reading theses tags#Hehehe I see you my friend :3#have a wonderful day everyone
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