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#anyways eepy time gn
arolesbianism · 1 year
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Let it not be forgotten how much I love Abby. She is the character of all time. 2 me. It's me and my needlessly in depth Abby hcs against the world
#rat rambles#wendy may be my favorite by a significant amount but I still spin around abby in my head at lightning speeds constantly#she is so. *explodes*#idk its just like. shes dealing with the weight of all of wendy's problems while also being one og the causes of said problem and thats#because she in fact did literally die only to presumably have to watch her twin grieve and be the reason that he got stuck in an endless#death cycle and despite her best efforts he does die over and over again and theres nothing she can do to truly save him#and not only that but before meeting the other survivors she was his only light in this fucked up bullshit and she probably knew that#and goddddd theres just so much to unpack there do you see the potential do you see why she makes me wanna bite someone#abby is a fully fledged character with complexities and issues to Me ok#yes shes a goofy kid still yes shes a silly lil guy but also shes a traumatized lil guy who is in a deeply fucked up situation#I just like the idea of contrasting abby and wendy's ways of coping with all of this#especially with how much wendy almost worships abby and their bond after getting contant'd#it just. sounds like a lot of pressure for anyone to deal with let alone a child#and who the hell is she gonna talk abt this stuff to most of the time she cant just get wendy to ask someone to die for a sec#also man being shown again and again that she has like no chance of being alive again is pretty messed up huh#she surely cant be the strong one forever. cracks her like an egg#both in a mental illness™ way and also in a trans way#anyways eepy time gn
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mangoisms · 1 year
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regularly scheduled chapter… Enjoy
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technologyvoid · 1 year
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I'm off to bed
Good nitrogen
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wolfiesmoon · 5 months
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Like a cat
Mikey x gn!reader
Hehe my eepy boy (ignoring his murderous tendencies😜)
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"Uh uh, no you don't." You pushed Mikey away when he was about to settle on top of you.
He looked at you as if you had betrayed his trust. "But why...?" He pouted at you.
"Because, I have to leave for some errands in a bit and I know you don't get off once you lay down on me." You explained, crossing your arms as you leaned back against the headboard.
Before you could even react, he was on top of you and hugging you.
"Mikey!" You yelled, but immediately gave up on scolding him since it would be pointless anyways. He has a habit of "tuning you out when you say unnecessary things". In his own words.
He's strong, so it would be hard to push him off, too.
Your only option is attempting to convince him to let you go.
"You promised to stay with me forever..." he mumbled into you, sounding betrayed.
"I am, what are you, five? I seriously have to go get ready in 5 minutes!" You tried squirming, which didn't work.
"Leaving me here isn't staying with me forever. I'll be left all alone..." He raised his head, looking at you.
"You don't need to be alone, you can go bother Draken while I'm gone, or something!" You protested, trying to get out from underneath him.
"Ken-chin isn't you." Mikey dropped his head on your chest again, making himself comfortable. Yeah, there's no way you'll make it in time.
"You know I love you, but sometimes you really-" you were interrupted by a quick kiss to your lips.
"Shut up."
"Mikey-"
"Shut up." he closed his eyes.
Welp, that's another plan you have to cancel.
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spidergutz-writes · 6 months
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Time to get slutty, bestie..
I’m a whore for Michael getting mad when Reader gets embarrassed about hiding their sounds while fucking. I love it when he gets extra rough bc of it. 😩
Anything to do this this and breeding kink (without the kids LMAO) PLEASE AND THANK YOU 🙏
YOUR FR BLESSING ME WITH IDEAS 😩😩😩
bestie it’s cool we’re all whores for him !
(I try to keep this as gn as possible if I fuck up im sorry ;v;)
I’m doing HC’S for this cause it’s late and ya gal is eepy
WARNINGS: smut. Obviously. Being dicked down by a hot man (Michael Myers) NO BETA /PROOFREAD WE DIE LIKE REAL MEN
Michael is extremely attentive, so you’d be a fool to think he’d let your silence last.
only he’s allowed to be silent, but you? God no he just
your silence is a challenge to him, and he’s going to break you for it
it only takes a moment before he’s snaking his hand up to your throat, and squeezing. Not enough to really hurt or kill, but merely just a warning 👀
man’s already pounding into you, sloppy sounds of skin on skin filling the room, but it’s gets all the more vulgar when he grabs your legs with his remaining free hand, and pushes them up onto his shoulders, and absolutely FOLDING you into a mating press.
his own grunts get a little louder, and if you really focus (you can’t) you’d be able to hear him groan and moan a little.
this intense position, his fast pace, and the hand squeezing your throat finally has you making noise, and I could bet you could just feel his sly smirk
Michael was unknowingly a man of pride, and finally hearing you moan and cry out his name? Has him so hard it fuckin hurts
the sudden rush of just everything has micheal going erratic, his breathing heavier, his pace inhumane, and the hand that was once on your throat, is now pushing your legs back a little more, the mating press he had you in was just the cherry on the top.
when your own orgasm finally washes over you, it takes a good couple (twenty) more thrusts for him to cum
ISTG THAT MAN HAS SUCH GOOD STAMINA HUFUFUFUFUF. ~~~~~~~ heavy breathing and panting fills the room, and as Michael finally pulls out, his cum slowly dribbles out of you, but he wastes no time in fingering it straight back into you, his eyes a dark steel grey, bordering on black. he hums, and leans back to admire his work on you. The bruises already forming on your neck from his intense hold has your thighs clenching. ~~~~~~
HEY WOAH IM SORRY I KNOW YOU REQUESTED THIS LAST NIGHT I FELL ASLEEP ;0; YA GAL WAS EEPY ✌️✌️✌️
anyways, as always, give me constructive criticism!!! I can’t grow as a writer without knowing my mistakes!!
(Please give me more requests tho I’ll frfrfr kiss you, I’ll give you a smooch.)
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btdemaru · 11 months
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hiiiyaaa! just found your blog, and im already obsessed 🤭 the theme is so cute too like wtf 🔛🔝 anyways i was wondering how the obey me brothers would react to an mc who’s very very good at giving massages! idk what it is but im very good at giving them so i wonder how they’d react to that 😭 again, super obsessed with ur blog and ur work <3
Obey me! Mc giving good massages to the brother's
note : thank u omg i just love pink tbh and i couldn't find any soft pink theme but im so glad you love my theme now 💕. AND THANK U AGAIN for suggesting this cause i need more idea juices for them [lipbite].... Gn!mc.
Warning : oiled up (not all), Might be ooc, if there's a misspelling/typo's I'm sorry, but mostly fluff cause idk if u wanted smut or not so enjoy
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Lucifer
He will definitely resist it at first- the avatar if pride? The eldest?? A massage??? Do you think he's tired and overworked ?? [Yes]
But eventually gives in and lays down on the bed, i think he'd prefers clothes on or maybe just a t-shirt so that when you're done giving him the massage he can get back to work again
He's wrong 💀. Five minutes into the massage Lucifer's eye was starting to get droopy and heavy but he tried not to sleep
I think his back has alot of knots especially around his shoulder
If you knead/massage that part he'd probably slip out some groans or at least a satisfied noises
"i have no time for that, it'll only waste my time and i need to finish a few more-" before Lucifer could finish you tug his arm trying to drag him to the bed. He looks at you before sighing "fine, but i don't need this." Proceeds to lay down on his chest while he buried his face into the pillow.
You gently pressed your palms against his juicy broad shoulders before putting pressure on the tight knots "haaah.." he accidentally let out a satisfied sigh "oh? Seems like you're enjoying this after all!" Hearing you say that Lucifer went silent but still enjoys it, slowly drifting to sleep.
When you're done he's already too relaxed and knocked out at this point "hello? Earth to Lucifer! Were done here.. much better right?". No response at all from the mighty prideful demon below you, slowly with struggle you move him so he's laying on his back to find a peaceful look on his face as it was evident that he's definitely tired.
Mammon
Probs after you massage him once he'd want more some other time
Barges into your room after a 'tiring' day of having complaints and being chased for his debt just to ask for a massage
If you say no he'd look at you with puppy eyes while whining and pestering you about how shitty his day was
You (ofcourse) give in and he starts to take his jacket off leaving him in his white shirt smiling sheepishly at you before his back faces you
Mammon sighs in content as he immediately melts and relax into your touch, leaning more and more as he's starting to get a little too greedy for your touch. You pulled away only for him to gasp and turn over dramatically "hey why'd you do that? I thought the massage was-" you quickly cut him off "oh hush and let me do it properly and stop leaning all your weight towards me or lay down!" You spoke as he pouted and lay down on your bed.
He talks and talk about his day while you apply pressure on his muscles
Slowly he yawns and at the end of the session he sits up and thanked you before his eyes closes... now you have a sleepy eepy mammon
Leviathan
You cant tell me that he's not playing his video games most of the times or watching stuff to the point where his posture is BAD
And him sleeping in a bathtub doesn't help at all
He secretly has been wanting to ask for a massage from your for quite awhile but never really got the courage to ask even if you're close!
If you suggested it tho he wouldn't decline at all and just let you do your thing
You should probably tease him to take his hoodie off and just go shirtless to see how red he can be
"are you sure about the.. shirtless part?" He's still unsure but does it anyway since you're more experienced. What he didn't expect was a massage oil dripped onto his back from his shoulders all the way to his hip as you softly rubs it, making him jolts out of shock. "Wait wait wait w-what even was that?!" He looks at you "it's just an oil, relax."
He struggled to relax as he kept moving and wriggling slightly made you a little bit annoyed before gripping his waist and sits on his ass area so he doesn't move.
Levi's eye fluttered as your hand works magic on him, from his neck slowly moving down his shoulders and so on.
After you're done his face was less flushed as he thanked you and asked if he could ask for more in the future
Satan
He would probably droop himself over your shoulder fully dropping his whole weight onto your back
Nuzzling Into your neck before finally asking if you can massage him as his back was hurting from reading
If you accepted he'd happily lay down next to his cats (the one where he totally didn't sneak in)
He dimmed the light in the room and lays back down while he impatiently waits for you to begin
"just for a couple of minutes.. my back is killing me already" he said as he lays on his chest while slowly stroking the sleeping cat next to him "fine fine" after you spoke, you started to do your massage.
Satan couldn't help but melts and groans at the pleasure as the pressure on his back was slightly going away from your delicate but precise hands
Let's say 20 minutes has passed and you pull away thinking that satan is asleep and that you can stop, but as you do that his arms pulled you in again wanting for more "just ten more minutes- it feels so good.." well ten more minutes it is! (I cant say no to him)
Asmodeus
He's the one who sets up all these heart candles with flowery smell and assorted massage oil for you to choose
Asmo lured asked nicely for you to give him your perfect and heavenly massages
He'll even ask to give you a massage in return (it'll turn into more)
Loves the way your hand roams around and all over his body
Oh and asmo probably will go butt naked only with a towel to cover his ass
You gave in to him since he made the efforts of already setting the mood with pretty scented heart candles and bought the massage oil
When you start to carefully massage his neck, he's going to be loud and wouldn't mind if anyone outside his room hear him, slowly working down to his back Asmo is amazed of how good you are "where did you learn this? It feels so good~" he nuzzle back to his pillow after talking.
After you're finish, he'll insist to give you a massage in return so if you accept that then don't be suprised if his hands roam around places on your body slightly squeezing it (he'll ask tho) and perhaps more than just a massage
Beelzebub
You'd give him massages a few hours after his workout sessions
Loves the way your hands move all over his muscular body and would be a happy boy if you provided small snacks after
This is just a guess of mine but i think it'll be kinda hard? Like you'd need to put more pressure on him than the other's cause his muscles are hard
Aside from the back side, feel free to give him arm massage as well
Beel will stare at you when you're kneading his sore arm muscle, a small smile was shown on the corner of his lips and he leans back.
"you brought snacks..right?" He looked around the room and on the bed to find anything he van chew on "I'll give it to you after the massage so be patient." Beel actually did what you said and waited til the end of the massage
Gently rub his arms with a warm towel after pls he likes it.
After that he'd probably embrace you while he's eating the snacks and just enjoy how fuzzy n relaxed he feels and glad that you accepted his cuddles
Belphegor
He wouldn't ask for it in words, belphie would just tug your shirt and pat his back signaling he wants you to start massaging him
Loves LOVES when you give him scalp massages and gives his face kisses afterwards
Eventually will fall asleep but who's suprised atp lmfao
You better give him snuggles and cuddles when you're done cause i like to think he's abit clingy
Belphie pats his back as you guys were watching a movie "you want a massage like- right now?" You said while only getting a nod from the demon next to you, quickly gets in between your body and lays on your stomach as he waits for you to start "...hurry" belphie kept nuzzling his head on your hands as you sigh and starts to gently massage his head
Working your way across his scalp to cover all areas. Trying to massage his scalp using your fingertips for at least 5 minutes before small snores are starting to come out of belphie's lips, he would say it from time to time about how good of a massage you give and how much he enjoys it.
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heytherelysia · 1 year
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dazai w/ a quiet + stern reader
hi so i have no idea what's up in the recent s4 bsd and im so eepy to start watching it but i love goosamu w all my heart. tried to not make this as self-insert-y as much as possible. format is very messy as it shifts to bulleted to non-bulleted.
gn reader, established relationship, semi-proofread and kinda horrible grammar, pretty tame mention of double suicide, very cheesy fluff, potentially ooc dazai.
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he is the definition of what a menace is.
several papers that are scattered on the table, in need of your review and signature. in the midst of inking the papers, a finger twirls the side of your hair, and so you realize that the papers are not the only thing that acquires your attention.
you glance at the man next to you, a singular hand cups his face, twirling your hair as he kicks his feet, mimicking a lovesick schoolgirl. although, he isn't bothering you as much as he usually does. you return to your duties and he hums a song, possibly another improvised double suicide song.
osamu makes up the absence of speech you speak, he is the first to ask you how your day was when you come home. despite that you do not speak until necessary, it does not bother him. he loves hearing your voice, even if it's coming from your usual one-to-two word sentences.
your eyes and mind are occupied to the laptop before you, checking for requests that are in need of the detective's attention, but it appears that none of them are worth the agency's help, so you snap to the pile of papers next to the device.
you were accustomed to the sight of stacked papers as you rarely attend missions in the agency unless the situation is dire, that was the nature of your job as a detective. nevertheless, the agency is home to you, even with the rapscallions that also reside in the agency. one of them was near and dear to your heart.
the front door of the office was kicked by a loud 'bang!', so you hold your thought and looked up from that papers.
"good morning belladonaaaa ♡" you look at him with your eyes half closed as he approached your seat.
"...you're late, were you floating by the river again?"
"oh come on! don't be like that!" as if he was a child, he pouts and look to the side. now that he's much closer to you, your eyes instinctively snap to his other hand that's hidden on his back.
you give him a look of curiosity, "what's that behind you?" osamu snaps back to reality, he looks at you and the hidden item gripped in his hands, then he giggles. "...we're not exactly alike but... i'm thankful that we clicked and let alone that you wanted to be with me. i hope you would at least accept this as my immense thanks for you."
despite the fact that you have been dating the man for a long time now, dazai is an enigma to you. even when he has opened up to you regarding his past and suicidal nature, you feel as if you don't know everything about him, but it was never to the point that you think he is dangerous.
the subtle smile that appears on his face as he slowly gives you a bouquet of flowers made you think so.
you are only now able to notice that flowers aren't the only thing containing the bouquet now that you're actually holding it. "my favorite foods? ...you remember?"
"of course" he chuckles, "the way to their heart is through their stomach, don't you agree?"
...
the two of you found the agency members peeking through the door, literally stacked upon each other. they ran off when the both of you acknowledged their presence.
as his superior and partner, you constantly have to tame him even if it means he'll sit still for just a minute.
you suffer the same fate as kunikida and chuuya in having to deal with him, you can't tell if his continuous chatter makes your ears ring or if it's music to your ears.
literally the "talks a lot x listens" dynamic. he babbles all the words and you politely listen. dazai needs a listener anyways.
he invites you to go with him in his adventure to find the best way to go to the next life during your breaks. in some cases that you agree, you're just by the side reading a book, like a parent who is helping their child on the swing.
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writing this made me realize that i'm horrible at writing dialogues and way better in writing descriptions.
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bug-bites · 7 months
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whatcha lookin at buddy? :3
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tw: none!! just some silly fluffy romantic hcs, also not edited bc im just an eepy lil guy
pairing: rodolfo "rudy" parra x gn!reader
summary: uhhh your boyfriend shares his silly little late night habit with you or something
characters: rodolfo "rudy" parra
notes: i never know what to title these things also i know the formatting is ugly!! i wrote this in my notes app and was too lazy to make it look decent,, <(_ _)>
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rudy never was one to sleep early, in all honesty he seemed to do the complete opposite. he would always go to bed hours later after you. you never understood why.
it wasn't anything that made you suspicious, he wouldnt go far, most of the time he would still be at home, just outside. it was just odd, but it didnt seem like anything bad?
one night you woke up and there was an unfamiliar emptiness beside you, rudy wasnt there next to you like he was right before you fell asleep
its the middle of the night what else would this guy be doing at 2am??
so you're panicking a bit, you wake up and your boyfriend isnt next to you. sure maybe hes just pissing but you're tired and logic isnt the first thing that comes to mind
you call out for him, your throat a bit dry after you've just woken up and it comes out a bit more panicked than you intended
you sit up, eyes scanning the room looking for him- any sign of him
a sigh of relief leaves your lips, he's there. he's in your bedroom, back turned to you as he gazes upwards, out the window.
as soon as he hears his name his head whips around, why are you panicking?? whats going on?? did something happen? did you have a nightmare? most importantly, are you okay?
but he hears your sigh and you mumble something under your breath. he closes the curtains and walks towards you, gently cupping your cheek
"qué pasa?" "sorry i just- you weren't next to me and i just panicked" "nothing to be sorry for."
his voice is soft, barely above a whisper. he runs his thumb along your cheekbone, holding your cheek so tenderly it feels like you're about to melt
"it's okay. im right here."
"what were you doing?" you ask him, its about damn time he tells you anyways and you're getting curious about his strange nighttime habit "you'll find out tomorrow. its better if its a surprise." he kisses your forehead and climbs back into bed with you. "what if i dont want it to be a surprise?" "well thats not up to you. now go to sleep, cariño"
one his arms snake around your waist, the other making its way under your head, like a pillow but better
the next night, as soon as it gets dark he finally lets you in on his not so secret secret.
he grabs your hand, your fingers intertwining with his and leads you outside to a picnic blanket
"its a bit late for a picnic." you say with a yawn
he rolls his eyes as he walks over to the blanket, lying down flat on his back. you do the same, curious to what his next move was.
"stop looking at me and look up" he says with a chuckle
you listen to him and look up, hundreds of stars scattered in the distant sky. its calm, the sounds of the crickets chirping, his hand in yours, your back flat against the picnic blanket, its so serene you almost forget to breathe
"i used to do this all the time when i was younger." rudy says, breaking the silence "i would set up a mat outside and me and alejandro would lie there for hours until my mamá would yell at us to come back inside"
you look over at him, just for a second and catch him smiling as he reminisces
"i like to look at the stars when i get overwhelmed. reminds me i how small i am in the universe" "thats a bit melancholic, dont you think? the idea that we're so much smaller than the universe. like we dont matter as much as we think" you say, "i dont think of it like that. its like the world is bigger than my problems, it continues and theres so much more than just my troubles." he replies, eyes fixated on the stars "well when you put it that way, it sounds pretty nice"
the next few minutes are spent with rudy teaching you some basic constellations like the big and small dipper and then moves onto the more complex ones like ursa minor, andromeda and orion.
each constellation he points out comes with a story, as great as they look you cant help but watch him as he tells you all about them. its something he loves so deeply, you can tell from the way the corners of his mouth turn upwards as he describes them to you, the look of amazement in his eyes even though he's seen the stars hundreds of times. you cant help but fall more for him with every word he says
"i wish we met earlier. before when i was younger you could see so much more than just ...this. i wish i could've shown it to you" his tone becomes slightly bittersweet.
you don't exactly know what to say, you just wrap an arm around his torso, you mutter a soft "i know" right before you press a kiss to his cheek
the next time you two go stargazing its when you go camping together, although sure its not just in your backyard its as close as you can get with just enough clarity in the sky to see everything rudy wanted to show you :]
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aroace-polyshow · 5 months
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eepy time anyway gn friends :)
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Okay anyway eepy time gn everyone!
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aizawas-dryeye · 3 months
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➭nsfw alphabet (leon kennedy)**
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content: nsfw content obvi, gn!reader, switch!leon, shibari, foot fetish, edging, masturbation, facesitting, cowgirl, d/s dynamic, creampie, facefucking, oral, size kink kinda
words: 3.3k
!!MINORS DO NOT INTERACT!!
i wrote this with re4 remake leon in mind but obvi u can imagine whichever one u like hehe
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A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex)
he so eepy. eepy and sweeeeet. he be blinkin at you all lazily and pettin your hair, nearly purring in the afterglow. he always makes sure to caress your face, your neck, your arms. he just needs to feel your skin, plus it's a wonderful grounding tool if things get a lil intense. he lovesss having his hair played with too, but be careful, if you scratch his scalp you might be in for a round two ;3
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's)
leon would be lying if he said he didn’t find his arms the most physically attractive thing about himself. he does a lot to maintain his athletic build so why not take some pride in it? his ego also soars through the roof anytime he catches you ogling his muscles. and he absolutely loves being big and strong enough to manhandle you whenever he want to.
i think in partners, he would definitely be drawn to da booty the most. something about him just oozes 'ass man' and he truly lives up to the title, always finding ways to grope or give you a little spank. he adores how soft and giving your flesh is. he also really likes your feet but let's get into that later, don’t look at me like that.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
honestly, he just wants to turn you into a human cinnamon roll. he’s usually too lost in the act of sex to really think about where he wants to finish. he always waits till the very last second to pull out, which usually results in him spilling all over your tummy or ass. if you want him to give you a facial or anything like that, you’re gonna have to ask beforehand because he truly cannot think straight when hes inside of you.
on the rare occasion he cums in you, his eyebrows furrow almost as if he's in pain, but hes just on the verge of blacking out lmao. our boy is sensitiiiive and his cock throbs bitch. it quite literally makes you cum every single time. you can feel every single pulse until his heart finally slows down and he calms his breathing, and it’s addicting. you always beg for him to cum in you and he always feels so bad when he denies his baby, but hey. it cant always be done. but it's always a delicious lil treat when he pumps you full.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
some of yall are gonna fight me on this one but LISTEN. leon kennedy has a foot fetish. do not ask me to explain further, it’s just the feeling i get ok and i’m tired of pretending that foot fetishes aren’t at least a little sexy.
anyway the time you found out about it was by surprise too. you’re both a little drunk and end up clamoring into the bedroom, absolutely unable to keep your hands off each other. once leon has you fully undressed and pressed against the mattress, he sits back on his haunches and tears off his shirt to reveal the gorgeous muscle underneath it. he tucks his hands under your knees and pushes them up to your chest; slowly starting to caress your legs once he’s got you in place, groaning about how sexy you look, how divine. his eyes rake over your body, taking in every dip and swell, until they reach your feet. The way your toes curl as he strokes your skin makes him nearly dizzy, and he just can’t stop himself from shoving his pants down. you don’t even realize he’s taken his cock out until you feel his calloused hands lock your ankles together. he wastes no time spitting on his cock and fucking between the arches of your feet, head lolling back in pure pleasure. it’s sloppy and completely inelegant, but the drunken, fucked out blush that tints his cheeks is too gorgeous to try and stop him. so you let him edge himself with your feet, whimpering and panting as he slurs out praise.
"Hahh...Y'so- ah- good to me, b-baby."
"Swear you w'made for me."
"So-oh perfect.. Lettin' me do this..."
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)
ok so. i think his body count is relatively low like 2 or 3 people (its kinda hard to fuck when the world is ending yk) BUT one of those people is ada soooooo,,, leon knows his way around the bedroom. she introduced him to so many things that had his head absolutely spinning so of course hes going to take advantage of that knowledge and use it to take you apart piece by piece. or instruct you how to take him apart. it might take him a while to learn your preferred "play" style, but he's a curious lad so hes always willing to learn and ask questions.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
✨sit on his faaaaaace✨ there is nothing he loves more than hearing you moan and whine above him while he fucks his own fist. oh and if you even try to hover he will get unironically mad. if you’re "jUsT wOrRieD" about his being able to breathe, too bad so sad for you because he’s built like a brick shit house and can easily pull you down and keep you there. and he does so until he’s done.
he’s also extremely fond of cowgirl. he likes the versatility of it. he can either lounge back and tuck his hands behind his head and watch with bitten lips as you ride him. or he can take over and hold you up like a rag doll to fuck the daylights out of you until you're a sobbing, drooling mess.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
surprisingly ol one liner leon over here saves his goofs and gaffs for outside of the bedroom. not like his brain could even conjure up any wit when he's balls deep inside you, growling and rutting into you. i wouldn’t say he’s necessarily The Most serious during sex, just drunk off the feeling, the only thing he can think about is moremoremore.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
leon is definitely a neat kinda guy. i mean jus look at his hair, he prides himself on being well groomed. he doesn't shave it bald or anything, but he has a nicely trimmed tuft of blonde hair on his pubic bone while everything else is bare. if you're able to get his cock all the way in your mouth (more on this later), it's an almost delightful feeling to have the hairs brush up against your nose. plus it makes his eyes roll back and his hips buck.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
i think leon is a hopeless romantic in general, so of course he's going to be sweet in bed. giving you kisses and checking in if things start to get too intense. when it’s a slow and gentle kinda night he’s gonna cage his arms around you and tuck his face into your neck so you can hear all the syrupy sweet words he's panting out.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
*barking and screaming and ripping my hair out* i just love thinking about leon jerk it LMAO he's just sooooo pretty. his head is always tossed back, eyes screwed shut, jaw slack. he grips his cock with an upside down fist and fucks his hips up into it. he'd definitely run his palm over the leaking head to tease himself, the prettiest whimpers leaving his lips. and the closer he gets, the faster he pumps his fist up and down. he loves to edge himself jus so he can experience the pleasure as long as he can stand it, and he always ALWAYS whimpers out your name when he cums.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
(this one's long, gamers...)
shibari. while i don’t think he’s into pain all that much, he can’t deny how good it feels when he’s bound tight, skin almost rubbing raw against the rope or chains. he wants you to tie his arms above his head in an intricate, biting knot and edge him. just be careful that he doesn't break free because once all the blood has flooded from his brain to his dick all he can think about is fucking you almost punishingly. and don't think he's selfish because he gets just as much pleasure in tying you up too. the way your skin squishes under the rope makes him absolutely feral, sometimes he doesn't even bother finishing the last knot just so he can finally get a taste.
who can forget the dom/sub dynamics. leon is a raging switch so he can easily fill either role depending on his mood, but he could never ever ever just choose one. i think he likes his subs more on the bratty side because he likes the challenge. he likes being able to put you in your place at the drop of a hat. and while he can be condescending and teasing, he’s more of a stern dom than anything. he expects you to listen to him the first time, he should never have to repeat himself. and you do (for the most part). but on those bratty days, he gets a sick kick out of torturing you into submission. now he likes his doms mean. he wants to be edged and teased until he’s sobbing, begging for release. he wants you to pull his hair, tie him up, choke him, maybe even slap him around, all that. stroke his pretty face and call him a good boy in a syrupy-sweet voice, or muzzle him and call him a desperate mutt, and he's putty in your hands.
speaking of edging, its next on the list. like i said, i dont think he’s into pain that much, but there’s something about the overstimulating agony that makes him go feral. he loves when you’ve edged him for so long, even one touch of his cock has his entire body twitching, his nerves on fire. and he knows you love hearing him cry and whimper like a hurt puppy so hes sure to give you a show. and of course being the switch he is, he loves torturing you in the same way. hes always such a piece of shit when you start begging too, talkin bout some
"Ohh, I can't give you what you want just yet, baby. Those pretty sounds yer' making are too addicting~"
as if HE wasn't the one begging like a bitch the night prior ugh
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
becauseeee its my hc that he enjoys cowgirl, imma have to say the couch is his favorite spot. it’s more comfortable for him and gives his back more support so he can watch you up close and personal. it also gives him more leverage to fuck up into you, or bounce you on his cock. the bed is always number one, but the couch is a different kind of special.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
the quickest way to get leon goin is to banter with him. he lovessss someone with a wit that can keep up with, or even rival, his own. sometimes he’ll say snarky things just to see your expression change into a daring one. it makes him feel almost giddy, especially when you snap back at him, the more sass the better. he's just excited to see you put him back in his place (or at least try anyway, he can be stubborn at times).
N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs)
i personally don’t see leon being ok with bottoming. even when he’s submissive. he isn’t really prepared to be that vulnerable with anyone. you could definitely convince him to use a plug but I think a strap/dick would intimidate him.
he would also Not be ok with teasing you with his weapons. no guns, no knives, nothing like that. those things have touched too many monsters and the last thing he wants to think about during sex is the terrible things he's experienced because of his work.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
this man loves head, both giving and receiving. if the feeling of you wrapped around his dick wasn’t so addicting, head would be his absolute favorite way to have sex. LOVES how flustered you get when he devours you, especially when his steely, blue eyes locked onto yours and you can just see how much he loves this, how fucked out he is just from tasting you. definitely the kind of guy to spit on it </3
he’s equally as wild when you go down on him, too. he just loves how tight and hot your throat is, loves fucking his hips against your face until you gag. especially when you get messy. he adores how tears well in your eyes when you choke on him and how drool just pours from the corners of your open mouth. he really can’t help himself from throwing his head back and fucking your throat with little to no regard for your breathing, just to feel your spit drip down his balls. but don’t worry, he always feels super bad after doing it (just not bad enough eheheheee).
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
leon is definitely more fast paced. that’s not to say that he can’t be slow and sensual, he just gets so lost in the moment and the pleasure that he can’t help but take. and it's not like youre complaining, especially when you start whining at him to go faster and harder; you can’t really help it either.
if he’s in a particularly teasing mood, he’ll slow his hips and fuck you slow and deep, just to watch your pretty eyes roll back and your back arch in desperation for more.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
i personally think he’s indifferent. he definitely won’t say no if you ask for one but i don’t know if he’ll go out of his way. not that he doesn’t want to! i just think that he truly cannot finish that quickly LOL. a quickie to him is more about your pleasure like fingering you or sucking you off. if you try and fuck him he just Won’t Cum and it honestly makes him feel like shit kindaaaa.
(unless we’re talking about re2r leon, that mf cums almost immediately every time)
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
he’s totally down to experiment, just take his no’s into consideration duh. he’s always wanted to try roleplaying and maybe some light impact play he’s just super awkward about asking for it lol.
as for risks, i think he likes to play it safe. again he’d never use any weapons on you and i don’t think he’d ever fuck you in public. or do anything in public really. he likes his privacy, it’s like the one thing he can control and he doesn’t even have a lot of it.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
his stamina is pretty good! its not insane or anything but because of his work and training, hes got a lot more energy than normal. able to go 2-3 rounds back to back with ease.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
he doesn’t have an arsenal of toys or anything but he’s got a couple. shibari rope, handcuffs, butt plugs, and whatever you want to bring to the table. he’s totally the type of guy to think that he can fuck you better than any dildo or toy (and he’s right but he’s also CRINGE) but he’ll still use them if you ask. he might just be grumpy about it afterwards.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
leon loves teasing, and he’s such a little bitch about it. consider it payback for whenever you have him panting and moaning like a bitch in heat.
he mainly loves teasing and bullying you with his words, and he says them in the sweetest voice possible.
“You cryin’ baby? Aww, I thought you wanted this? Is it too much? Can my little crybaby really not take it?”
sayin shit like that after he’s edged you for like two hours like bitch die.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
always very vocal, and he makes an array of gorgeous sounds. sometimes he likes to get real close to your ear just so he can growl and pant against you. he loves how your eyes widen at just how animalistic he sounds. and while his domineering groans send chills down your spine, it also doesnt take much to turn that beast of a man into a whiny slut. the millisecond you start to edge him, his voices pitches up because he knows you cant resist it. how breathy he gets as he begs.
however!! hes surprisingly quiet when he cums. he usually ends up holding his breath when he gets close because he's just so laser focused on cumming everything else is shoved to the back burner, allowing only for soft little whimpers and moans to escape. it's truly a magical thing to behold.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
he would prolly cum immediately if you dressed like a playboy bunny. he used to keep the magazines under his bed in high school where his mama couldn't find them. its basically a pavlovian response at this point, the way his dick jumps every time he sees a cute little thing all dressed up.
X = X-ray (let's see what's going on under those clothes)
i been waitin for this one... leon kennedy has the prettiest dick ever like holy fuck. it's long and it flushes such a pretty pink color when it's hard. he's so so sensitive too hehe, nearly cries when you suck him off. and the feeling of his tip stretching out the back of your throat is addicting.
the first time yall ever had sex he couldn’t even slide the whole thing in before painfully hitting that spot deep inside. but he jus leaned down and whispered in your ear something about “Jus' gotta train you, baby, then you can take the whole thing yeah? Bet you can, you’re such a sweet little thing. So, so little…”
EW HE MAKES ME SICK!!!!
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
i’d say he has a relatively normal sex drive. when he gets back from missions it’s almost nonexistent, but it just takes him time to warm back up to it you know. leon will always be a lil perv though, groping and teasing you whenever he can, but that doesn’t necessarily mean he wants to have sex, he just likes seeing your eyes widen before you snap at him to behave.
the older he gets though the more his sex drive depletes (and the alcoholism certainly doesn’t help…). you’re a lucky lil duck if you can get vendetta!leon to pop a boner and even more lucky if he can Keep it up.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
look, leon is a tired tired man. of course he makes sure to snuggle you and talk you down if y’all was fuckin rough, but he’s generally out like a light in minutes. even if it’s not bedtime he always takes a lil power nap afterwards because he truly does not get enough sleep, and cumming helps calm him down.
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apollotronica · 1 year
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anyways it's eepy time gn autistic driveboard
goodnight!! sleep well ^_^
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seikoary · 1 year
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ok mutuals just finished watching lotr (CRYING SOBBING SHEDDING TEARS SHITTING MYSELF BTW) anyways eepy time gn moots ily all mwah 🫶 /p
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have a eepy (and dreaming of malice) me :)
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