#anyway LMFAOOOOOOOO
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you’re laughing. the first look @ Mario’s face in the Mario Movie got leaked by a mcdonald’s employee in a ConnorEatsPants discord server and ur laughing
#ngl i think his face looks good#anyway LMFAOOOOOOOO#this is literally the best way it could've been leaked#mario#smb#mario movie#chris pratt#connoreatspants#max speaks#nintendo#illumination
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I got carded at the mall because Paul Blart thought I was under 18
#my art#causeimanartist#drawing of me#sir I am 25#and unemployed which ya know is also a contributing factor to the general mood of this piece#he also carded my friend and we had to wear orange concert wrist bands to verify our 18+ status lmfaoooooooo#anyway I haven't posted on here in 22 days?? oops#this was my first time picking up my iPad since that last drawing#but but but#I have been drawing! little doodles! in a sketch book that stinks of sharpie#it's awful lol#I should post some of those#maybe?#idk I have a headache
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AINT A PROBLEM IN THE WORLD THAT CANT BE SOLVED WITH A CHAINSAW!!
#lollipop chainsaw more like lollipop yeehaw#ellis didn't play lollipop chainsaw because it's post-apocalypse :/#he wouldn't have anyway he would have been like Naw thats a zombie game for girls#and then he'd open up hello kitty island adventure#btw this has nothing to do with the drawing but grimmy88 if u see this im waiting w my heart in my hands for retread ch 8 pt 2#i sort of wanna draw something from Across The Way too LMFAOOOOOOOO I CRIED READING IT#my art#l4d2#ellis l4d2#lollipop chainsaw
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Anniversary gifts | Next
Nothing like a nice palate cleanser after a night of debauchery right?
As Indya recovers from those wild sushi shenanigans, Darren took the twins to the Festival of Youth for the day!
It was all fun until the friends that Indira and DJ made became a little too friendly with their dad. In his free time, Darren makes dope ass video games and he loves to talk about them. Indira didn’t like the attention on her dad, but DJ didn’t mind since it gave him a few extra points with the little butterscotch girl he had been eyeballing...
Anyway, as the sun went down, poor Deera caught the Itchy McScratchies. Yet another case of the Triple Threat sent the Drakes back home where Darren put Deera to bed so she could rest up and, hopefully, sleep away the yuckies.
#ts4#indya#black simblr#these damn illnesses always set off my tryptophobia#or whatever its called#now I have the heebie jeebies#anyway the bag of ice is KILLING ME lmfaoooooooo#ts4 story#sims 4 story#simblr#ch19
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sometimes i look at trump and congress and modern american politics and i go hah! imagine living with that buffoonery! that utter chucklefuckery! then i remember i'm an american living in america, living under congress and dealing with trump and modern american politics.
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GOODBYE I AM LITERALLY JUMPING OFF A CLIFF
sinking my teeth into his biceps as we speak!!!!!!! gnawing on the muscle!!!!!!! sucking hickeys so hard, so deep into that charred skin that they’ll actually show up; splatters of bruises that bear my name, that won’t fade for fucking weeks
#i’m not at all ready for tomorrow but i am SO excited#like i know it’s going to make me cry#i *KNOW* it is going to make me cry#to top it all off i have to visit my own father at the hospital tomorrow lmfaoooooooo#but anyway let’s not think about him ew#let’s think about how gorgeous dabi is#let’s think about how dabi would curse and swear and seethe up and down and all around over me visiting my dad#telling me i’m not *allowed* to visit that scumbag because he doesn’t deserve my presence#like he so totally wouldn’t let me go#sigh#i wish :/#anYWAY this has been sufficiently depressing#TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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there is so much needed context to this but im posting it anyways
#vlorgnarb#project earth#OKAY CONTEXT#project earth (series about seeing into the multiverse and seeing what kind of person you could've been if you made other choices)#theres a character named tom wilson#in one of the episodes he becomes the vice president (the MC is the president)#IN THE EPISODE aliens are proven to be real#and VP tom marries one. named vlorgnarb. which is her#over there#ANYWAYS#TODAY#there was a MEETUP . and everyone was like “oh boy we're gonna see (our universe) tom wilson!”#(it's heavily implied to have not been our universe but the VP tom)#cause (he was wearing a mask) and he said something like 'oh im wearing a mask cause me and vlorgnarb were doing. things. and i didnt want#you guys to get contaminated'#and vlorgnarb Doesn't exist in our universe#at least probably not#VP tom got FUCKING KIDNAPPED ON LIVE#TWITCH DOT TV#LMFAOOOOOOOO#the context for the 'delicate flower' thing is that that was one of the things he yelled out while he was getting Kidnapped#So.#Context done
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THESE OPTIONS PLEASE HELP ME
#i said levi sucks once and the game said ‘that’s how u feel ???? bet’#BABY IM NOT A BULLY#i mean maybe i am 🤭#LNFOWHSODBWLDHAOEBZKSHSKSJSKDHSKEBDK#all leviathan lovers r gonna send me hate i cannot 😭#‘bingo !’ IS CRAZY ESP SINCE HES ALREADY CRYING LMFAOOOOOOOO#i sit here and click ‘bingo !’ and leviathan crumples to the floor LMFAOHIWHSKS#lucifer abt to smack the shit out of him#me standing here ‘ya 😁 u suck anyway what did u do’#LIKE LMFAOOWHOSHAISHSKS#right after mammon was like ‘uh yeah u r all those things dumbass’#the game knowing ppl like leviathan are insufferable is so……………#anyway leviathan lovers pls refrain from killing me#instead we can kiss 🫶🏼#obey me shall we date#obey me x reader#obey me x mc#obey me leviathan#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me barbatos#obey me asmodeus#obey me belphegor#obey me satan#obey me diavolo#obey me
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ok im home. and to paraphrase one p/hoebe b/ridgers (im just putting slashes thru her name so no one sees it in search lol i feel neutral about her and her music) i am experiencing motion sickness both physically and emotionally. except the emotional part is less motion sickness and more heartsickness 😜✌️
#halfway thru the train ride i got bowled over by a fresh wave of grief because like. what the FUCK. how did what happened last july happen.#am i really living in that universe now? how is anything real? and i started crying but worked soooo hard and managed to just let the tears#come out of the eye facing the window LMFAOOOOOOOO. but seriously. the way i have been newly haunted by the ghost of what could have been.#despair 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 and even more despair actually bc as of today nothing will ever be the same again anyway so. lol. my heart hurts so bad 💖#purrs
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"the holy grail of serial killer musicals"
"SWEENEY TODD?!"
charles is the only bitch in this house i've ever respected
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god i love poetry!!!!!!!!!! i miss my poetry classes and how deeply involved with writing i was when i was an undergrad!!!!!!!!!! i need to get back to that part of my spirit!!!!!!!!!!
#i had no real aspirations of being a Poet TM in the world but i wrote so much more when i was in undergrad and i want to tap back into that#part of my brain; i mean that heroic crown of sonnets i wrote was a LOT of goddamn work and i remain so proud of that piece#i've just been reading a lot of my faves again and all i want to do it talk about those poems that hit you in the center of your chest and#fuck you up and open you up for more (emotionally mentally spiritually etc. etc.)#anyways talk to me about poetry anytime all i want to do is talk about my faves lmfaoooooooo
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I remember us having a chat about washing Dabi’s hair some time ago and I’ve been thinking about it lately :(
Scratching behind his ears, leaving little kisses on his shoulder, having him all vulnerable for the first time 😔
Anyway how are you doing Caitie ?? Do you have anti summer plan ?
HOOOOOO MAN, washing Dabi's hair is truly............ always on my mind, to put things quite simply, and it's so funny u sent this cuz recently I've been thinking about the post i made about finding white strands in his black hair, too... so I feel like we're spiritually linked!!!
But adjkfads... wanna give him a bath so badly. SO badly.
Sitting on your knees at the edge of the tub while he leans his face on the rim to watch you. Normally, showering with each other is like... a mess of splashing and touching and half-arguing about the water temp or who's been hogging the stream... but when you finally get him in the tub? To wash his hair? AHHH he's practically falling asleep. Shutting up immediately and sinking down into the water just so he can be soothed by your voice and able to properly soak up all the affection like a touch-starved kitty.
And I always think... moments like this always come when he’s in particularly rough shape, too. After hard battles or weeks he’s been particularly affected by memories or TV specials and billboards... so truly being taken care of in this way, washed and loved and kissed and tickled and cleaned, just makes him feel so... good.
Practically normal.
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Also I'm doing good, thank you so much for asking! So much better than before, and also trying my best to get stuff done on my list of things I've been meaning to do FOR AGES.
The rest of my summer plans mostly include taking care of my kitten and apartment hunting (which is going terribly LOL)... but on the 24th I'm going to Hawaii for the first time and I'm sooo excited.
Wbu? I'd love to hear, and hope you're doing well!!!
#dabi#i wrote debi lmfaoooooooo#anyway#ahhh yes the fic ill never write#i could but i still cant figure out how to set the scene#but im glad u remember the convo anon!!#its a treasured subject of mine <333#i love u berry much#ask#anon#caitie things
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shadyyyy 1% no koibito tl is s ha d yy y y y y y
i just miss minakuru s e n d h e l p
「俺たちって、付き合ったら…結構お似合いだよな？」
“Don’t you think we’d… make a pretty good couple if we went out with each other?”
「ごめん、友達のままでいたい」って
そんなありきたりな言葉で誤魔化して
勘違い Ah 見当違い
買ってしまったプレゼント Ah
ひとりぼっち
“I’m sorry, I wanna remain as friends.”
You avoided the topic with those typical words
I had misunderstood you; Ah; I had the wrong idea
With the present I had bought you in hand; Ah
I stood by my lonesome
語尾にあるハートは誰にでも使ってるんですか？
2ショットの近さ誰とでもこれくらいですか？
同じゲームしたりおすすめアニメの感想会
好きになってしまうのは
いつも僕からばっかり
Do you punctuate your texts with hearts with just about anyone?
Do you stand this close to everyone when you take selfies together?
We play the same games, and we recommend and discuss anime titles with each other
Even so, the one who has fallen in love with the other
Has been just me, and me alone
「ごめん、友達のままでいたい」って
そんなありきたりな言葉で誤魔化して
勘違い Ah 見当違い
買ってしまったプレゼント Ah
ひとりぼっち
“I’m sorry, I wanna remain as friends.”
You avoided the topic with those typical words
I had misunderstood you; Ah; I had the wrong idea
With the present I had bought you in hand; Ah
I stood by my lonesome
「君のニオイが好き」
「私たちまじ気が合うね」
言われるその度に
抱き締めてもいいかな?って思う
“思わせぶり”ですか?
それとも誘ってるんですか？
好きになってしまうんです
いつも一方通行
“I love the way you smell.”
“We totally vibe together, don’tcha think?”
Every time you say such things
I wonder if I’m allowed to hug you close
Are you hinting at something with those words?
Or, perhaps, are you asking me out?
I’ve fallen deeply for you
But my feelings remain as one-sided as always
Ah 弟みたいとからかって
そんな分かりやすい言葉で距離とって
年下は Ah 傷つくのです
迷子になった好きの行き先どこだよ
Ah; You tease me as though I’m just like your little brother
You set up this distance between us with those easily comprehensible words
It hurts; Ah; to be younger than you
Just where does this strayed love lead to?
1%の可能性
友達以上の関係
信じてみたい
受け取って
I want to believe
In the 1% that we could be
More than just friends
Please accept my feelings
「もっと早く言ってよね」
「付き合ってる人がいるの、ごめんね」
“Why didn’t you say so sooner?”
“I’m already dating someone else. I’m sorry.”
友達のままでいたいって
そんなありきたりな言葉でフラれて
勘違い Ah 見当違い
買ってしまったプレゼント Ah
ひとりぼっち
“I wanna remain as friends.”
You rejected me with those very typical words
I had misunderstood you; Ah; I had the wrong idea
With the present I had bought you in hand; Ah
I stood by my lonesome
#minamemes#i m i s s minamiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii#so anyways have this shady tl to go along with my equally shady kareshi no shikaku tl lmfaoooooooo#i think there are prolly already tons of tls for 1% out there but anyways~~~~ here's one more~~~~~~~~#'will you ever stop making self-indulgent posts?' n o~<3
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sends miss maisie daisy twenty (20) pieces of sanzu fan art to say good morning
#am i not the best friend ever#who doesn’t want to wake up to twenty different pieces of an absolute psychopath#i think they’re all bonten timeline too LMFAOOOOOOOO#if u guys could’ve seen our conversation last night;;;;;;; we’d probably be admitted to the psych ward tbh#hAHAHAHA#happy halloween!!! 👻#anyway i’m not kidding#a fully TWENTY pictures#they’re gorgeous tho#also happy tokrev day!!! woo!!!!!!!#clari chatters
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manager "use your best judgment!!" ah yes my best judgment bc I am soooo good at that yea sure.
#i told my coworker hey wanna hear about my most recent best judgment lmfaooooo#hes like wait you face your problems? word#lmfaoooooooo my guy. youre such a mess lol#but yea i try to#maybe not all the time but im working on it#a little bit of pain for a lot a bit of relief#anyway the decision i made this morning was a stupid one (for graphics stuff) but i dont have much leeway here unfortunately#in this particular instance i mean#personal
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