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summary - A misunderstanding between you and Neil might just be the thing to reunite you and Jake.

warnings - New Girl au, fluff, angst, slowburn, language, italics are flashbacks, mentions of drinking, slightly suggestive, I added outfit links but you can imagine whatever you would like

this series is 18+, minors please do not interact

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“Alright,” Bradley appears on the other side of the bar, shooting Jake a knowing look. “I’m cutting you off, man.”

Jake just shrugs, staring at the empty glass of whiskey he just downed.

Bradley takes the glass from off the tabletop, sliding it away from Jake carefully as he eyes him. “What’s up with you?”

“Lee got the promotion. Lee, Rooster. The man uses fucking Papyrus and he’s getting the promotion,” Jake wipes a tired hand over his face.

“Maybe he’s just a kiss ass,” Bradley suggests with a shrug. “You ever tried that?”

Jake makes a face, wrinkling his nose. “I’m not sucking up to Simpson. I have more self respect than that.”

“I don’t know how you can look at the guy and not want to worship the ground he walks on. He looks like he was kissed by angels. He’s all I want to be in life,” Bradley sighs wistfully, hardly paying attention to the glass he’s drying with a bar towel.

“Somehow, I forgot that being forced to talk to you is worse punishment for drinking than a hangover.”

Bradley doesn’t seem fazed, still lost in his thoughts about Jake’s boss who makes stupid promotion choices Beau Simpson. “Whatever man. You just wish that— What do they call him? Cyclone? God, even his nicknames are cool.”

Jake watches Bradley leave, left now drinkless and slightly humbled in his wallowing. He doesn’t know why he’s so hung up on Logan Lee getting the promotion instead of him. Maybe it’s the reminder that all his hard work and long hours amounted to just about nothing. Maybe it’s because he’s never really liked his job all that much anyway. Maybe, if he’s quick about it, he can hop over the counter and make another drink while Bradley’s distracted serving customers.

“He never changes, you know.”

Jake discards the thought of stealing a drink to turn to the man next to him. “Excuse me?”

“Rooster.” The man elaborates as if that remotely clarified anything to Jake. “He never changes.”

“Okay…” Jake looks away somewhat uncomfortably.

The man laughs, taking a sip of his drink. “You don’t recognize me, do you?”

He’s older, maybe in his mid-60s Jake assumes as he takes him in. Because should he recognize him? With thinning blond hair that’s almost white and green eyes, the man looks and dresses like he’s trying to emulate every era of Leonardo DiCaprio at once. Jake has never seen him before in his life.

“I’m you,” the man finally reveals, leaning closer like he’s telling Jake some big secret. “From the future.”

Jake scoffs. “Right.”

“You don’t believe me?”

“Of course not,” Jake shoots him a look. “Why would I believe you?”

The older man shrugs. “I know your name is Jake.”

“That doesn’t—”

“And I know you got the nickname ‘Hangman’ because you lost a game of hangman when you forgot that ‘e’ was a letter.”

Jake freezes, his eyes widening, and he almost falls off his stool with how quickly he turns to face the man. “How did you know that?”

Old Jake shrugs coyly.

Swallowing, Jake looks around the bar. There seems to be no one who’s paying attention to him and… also him? He blinks a couple times, wiping his hands on his pants, before looking back at the man next to him.

“Are you really me from the future?”

Old Jake grins.

Your eyes blink open as rays of sun seep in through the curtains and you stretch with a satisfied hum. The bicep across your stomach tenses slightly, pulling you closer to the body it’s connected to, and a smile grows on your face. Neil presses a kiss to the nape of your neck, alerting you to the fact that he’s also waking with a groggy noise. You turn in his arms to face him.

“Good morning.”

Neil’s grip on you tightens. “Good morning.”

He places a kiss on your smiling lips, letting his hands travel down briefly with a squeeze. It takes one last peck for Neil to separate from you and get up from the bed. He slides a pair of sweatpants over his boxers, choosing to forego a shirt, and lets out a loud yawn. You can only look at him dreamily, propping yourself up on your pillow as you watch him rub at his tired eyes.

“You wanna get breakfast?”

“There’s this place that just opened where that old K-Mart used to be?” You offer, forcing yourself out of the sheets as well. “Apparently they have really good pancakes.”

Neil’s hands find your hips and he presses a kiss to your nose. “Pancakes sound great.”

You bite your lip to hide your excitement, still standing in the middle of the bedroom as Neil drops your hips to get ready.

In your head, you give angel Natasha a high five. Because that’s your boyfriend! Neil Vikander! And he holds your hand, and takes you on dates — that he planned. He’s so understanding of everything your roommates have put him through and doesn’t hold it against you when you need space.

Angel Natasha claps with excitement from your shoulder. “You should start wearing more jewelry around him so he knows if you prefer a gold or silver engagement ring. He’ll definitely notice!”

And honestly, you had no doubt that Neil would. He’s so attentive like that. But obviously it was too early for marriage, even though angel Natasha was booing you in your head. A little over four months was not enough time to know you wanted to marry someone — but maybe it was enough time to know something else.

You’d been thinking about it for maybe an embarrassing amount of time. But, after everything with Cooper, you were somewhat hesitant. You’d allowed yourself to live in this fantasy of love for so long that, now that you’ve finally woken from it, you can’t help but wonder if you’re reading the signs correctly. If there are even signs at all.

You talk with Mickey about it all the time and he says that everything seems the way you’re interpreting it. But you also know that Mickey views love closer to the way you do, so his insight isn’t the most helpful — though you still appreciate it. Natasha agrees everything is fine too, and you know from experience that she wouldn’t lie to your face, but you’re worried she might be as blinded by your excitement as you are.

Angel Natasha snaps her fingers, “You’re overthinking this!”

Neil exits his en suite, pausing when he sees you still haven’t moved from the center of his bedroom. His eyes rake over you, the old t-shirt of his you put on that stops just short enough. You cock your head slightly as he makes his way over to you, biting his lip.

“You know what?” Neil’s hands snake under the shirt, tracing circles on the skin of your hips, and he guides you to the bed teasingly. “Why don’t we do brunch?”

“Does Scarlett Johansson leave Colin Jost for me in the future?”

“Do the lizard people on the moon wage war on earth in 2036?”

“I don’t—” Jake blinks a couple times. “Is that a no? Because I feel like, if she just go to know me…”

Old Jake just stares at him, giving nothing away.

“I’m just going to file that away as a maybe…” Jake trails off, but, again, Old Jake doesn’t flinch.

Jake sighs, slumping. “You’re good, old man. But you’re me, so of course you are. What about jobs? Can you tell me about that? Do I get super rich?”

“Two words,” Old Jake holds up his fingers. “Gerbil sunglasses.”

“Like sunglasses with gerbils on them? Or for gerbils?” Jake furrows his brows. Should he be writing this down?

Old Jake shakes his head. “Gerbil sunglasses.”

The sound of someone entering the bar distracts Jake and he looks up to see you hastily coming inside. The fabric of your dress brushes against your calves and Jake never thought he was a leg guy, but here you are and now he’s not so sure. You’re scanning over the patrons of the bar somewhat nervously, finally relaxing when your eyes land on Bradley.

You hold something out in your hand for him. “Was this the wallet you were talking about?”

“Yes,” Bradley sighs in relief, waiting until you're on the other side of the bar to take it from you. “Thank you.”

“You should apologize to her.”

“What?” Jake turns back to Old Jake, your presence making him momentarily forget that his future self was still next to him.

“In the future, you’re going to do something really bad,” Old Jake clarifies. “So apologize to her.”

“What am I gonna do?”

Old Jake purses his lips. “Just apologize. Sit down, and be honest, and tell her you’re sorry.”

“But what am I—”

“It doesn’t matter,” Old Jake interrupts him with a look. “Just do it.”

Jake swallows, before nodding slowly. “Yeah, okay.”

“—And take this sorry sack of shit home too please,” Bradley’s voice draws Jake back to you both. You greet him with a small wave, a sympathetic smile on your face. “He’s sulking and it’s scaring customers.”

You just look at Jake, gesturing towards the door subtly with your head. “You ready to go?”

“Uh, yeah, lemme just—” Jake turns to say goodbye, he realizes now that he never actually asked Old Jake why he was traveling back in time.

But Old Jake’s stool is empty and, as Jake whips his head around the bar, the man is nowhere to be found.

“Woah…”

You munch on your pancake excitedly, very much satisfied with your morning. You could definitely get used to this, you think. You could get used to mornings in the sheets followed by pancakes that will no doubt lead to syrup and strawberry kisses. Neil looks equally as happy with your breakfast choice, talking with you engagingly in between bites of his own chocolate pancakes.

You wonder if this will become your “spot”. Your parents had a spot, an old bookstore that renovated its front into a cafe. They’d take you there occasionally, but you knew it was their spot so you didn’t mind that they mostly went without you. Your mom would pick out some old hardcover book with gold engravings while your dad ordered two cups of coffee with foam, and cinnamon, and latte art. And then they would read together and talk about it on the way home. If they really liked the book, they would buy a copy to bring back to you.

And so you wonder if this would be your and Neil’s spot. Because you could see it. Mid-morning pancakes as you talk about your days. You deciding to be adventurous one breakfast, straying from your usual strawberry pancakes, only to not like this new order and so Neil lets you share his. Joking over cups of orange juice that you two probably shouldn’t be spending so much money on pancakes when you can just as easily make them at home, but you both know you love this place too much to stop going.

“Oh, I’m sorry,” Neil glances down at his buzzing phone. “I’ll be right back.”

He gets up from the table, heading into the quieter inside of the building to take the call. You go back to eating your pancakes slowly, patiently waiting as Neil wraps up his call. It’s a far shorter call than you thought it would be, lasting at most six minutes before he’s joining you at the table again.

“What that work?” You ask somewhat worriedly, a selfish part of you not wanting this date to end.

“Oh, no,” Neil waves it off, sitting back down as he stuffs his phone into his back pocket. “It was just Cassidy.”

You perk up at that, always excited to learn more about Neil’s life. He’d never mentioned her before. “Who’s Cassidy?”

“One of the other girls I’m seeing.”

You almost drop your fork at the admittance, eyes snapping to him to make sure you’d heard right. It didn’t seem like a slip on Neil’s part. He’s perfectly relaxed, even digging back into his pancakes.

“You’re seeing other girls?” You ask quietly.

Neil looks up, taking in your expression and becoming equally as confused as you. “Yeah… is that not what we were doing?”

“I’m not seeing other people.”

“You’re kidding,” Neil laughs, but when your expression doesn’t falter he stops. “You’re serious?”

You’re not entirely sure you want to have this conversation on the outside patio of a breakfast eatery, so you lower your volume. “What would make you think that I’m seeing other people?”

“I thought— So you’re not romantically involved with your roommates?” He looks almost skeptical.

“No?” Your eyebrows raise. “I’m not romantically involved with any of them.”

“None of them? Not even Jake?”

This time you can’t catch yourself before your fork falls out of your grip. “What?!”

“You buy plants together, and they crash your dates, and Jake used to make you text him that you were safe every morning after you spent the night at my place,” Neil reasons.

“Yeah, but that’s not— They’re not my boyfriends!”

Neil looks like he’s about to speak again, but this whole conversation is going in circles, so you hold a hand up to stop him.

“Okay, I just—” You close your eyes, taking a breath to gather your thoughts. “So you thought we were in an open relationship, I thought we were exclusive. I want to be in a committed relationship and you” Neil looks down, “...don’t.” You finish quietly.

“I’m sorry— Had I known I—” And, because he’s Neil, he really does look sorry. You have no doubt he truly misunderstood your relationship. Or relationships — plural.

“It’s alright,” you try to shrug, though it’s pitiful and you know it, reaching for your purse. “I’ll, um, I should go though.”

Neil nods awkwardly, holding a hand out when you start fishing through your bag for your wallet. “I got it. It’s— It’s the least I could do.”

You swallow. You suppose it is.

“Okay, Jake,” you try again to stop him from toppling over. “I kinda need you to work with me here.”

Jake shakes his head. “You’re not listening! I need you to listen.”

“I will listen. Let’s just get inside first,” you promise, finally able to move away from Jake long enough to unlock the loft’s front door.

You use all your strength to attempt to usher Jake in through the door. Bradley hadn’t been lying when he said that Jake had been drinking. Though he wasn’t a lucid, words entirely slurred kind of drunk, he was the equally as annoying Jake kind of drunk — stubborn and not entirely aware of how drunk he was.

It’s somewhat hard to navigate him to his room, your head peeking around his frame every couple of seconds to make sure you aren’t about to push him into a wall or shelf. Eventually though, you’re able to haul him onto his bed and you decide that this counts as your exercise for the week.

“Okay, you want me to get you some water?” You offer, moving towards the door. “You’re gonna have to stay in those clothes until one of the guys gets home though. I don’t think I’m strong enough to hold you down long enough to change you into pajamas.”

Jake’s fingers wrap around your wrist. “You have to listen to me, peach. You said you would.”

“Alright, yes, what is it you needed to tell me?” You sit down by his legs and are somewhat surprised by how solemn he looks.

“I’m gonna do something to you,” Jake swallows. “And it’s gonna be bad. And I need you to forgive me.”

You cock your head slightly. “What do you mean? What are you gonna do to me?”

“I don’t know, but it’s gonna be really bad. So I’m sorry, and I promise that I mean it, and I need you to forgive me,” he looks at you earnestly and you can’t help but grant him a soft smile.

“I forgive you.”

Jake shakes his head stubbornly. “What if it’s the worst thing you can think of? What if I… What if I eat every bag of Starbursts you ever buy for the rest of our lives?”

“I still forgive you,” you lean forward to smooth some of his hair out of his face and his eyes flutter closed at the feeling. “I’m always gonna forgive you, Jake.”

Jake only stutters slightly when he realizes you’re in the living room. The two of you still weren’t talking and Jake’s slightly too prideful — and scared — to try, so running into you around the loft always had his heart lurching with anxiety.

He plans to do what he always does, act like he doesn’t notice you and walk straight to his room. It was like a dance between you now, avoiding each other wordlessly, unraveling yourselves from the other’s day to day life. Whether Jake missed you was beside the point, he needed you mad at him.

He couldn’t disappoint you anymore if you stopped expecting anything from him.

Besides, you clearly weren’t miserable. You, Mickey, and Bradley seem closer than ever, which, Jake can admit, has relieved a bit of guilt. He can hear you guys laughing from his room quite often or watching movies on the couch. Things seem fine with Neil too, though Jake doesn’t like to think about that nearly as much. Even now, you have yet to acknowledge him, keeping your eyes trained on Chris Evans’ jet black hair and blue and orange letterman jacket.

Jake freezes in the hallway.

“What happened?” His socks slide against the hardwood before he can stop himself from rushing back to you, a panicked expression on his face.

It’s the first time Jake has said a word to you since he effectively ruined your friendship. The first time you two have even looked at each other when you’re in the same room. And maybe there was something meaningful in the fact that you’re sitting on the couch with waterlogged lashes and a stuffy nose and Jake’s still in his work shirt like you’re more important than even changing first. Maybe, but Jake doesn’t know.

“I’m mad at you,” you reply and Jake feels his heart plummet. Because, yeah, he deserved that. “But I really need a hug right now.”

You can’t even finish without getting choked up again and, wordlessly, Jake moves to the couch, sitting down next to you. He’s nervous as he wraps his arms around you, swallowing thickly, but you don’t seem to share these reservations, melting into him quickly.

Neither of you speak, Not Another Teen Movie playing in the background as Jake rubs your back comfortingly. He’s relieved to see you haven’t been drinking this time, unsure he could navigate this situation if you had been. Instead, you’re quieting to sniffles against his chest, cheek turned so you can watch the movie.

“Me and Neil broke up.”

Jake clears his throat lightly. “I figured.”

“He thought we were in an open relationship,” you admit. “And that I was also dating you, Bradley, and Mickey.”

Your words cause Jake to blink in surprise, any verbal comfort leaving him, because he doesn’t exactly know what to say. Sorry? Yikes? Probably not.

“So, yeah, he’s been seeing a bunch of other girls and didn’t really want to stop doing that, so we broke up,” you finish.

“Oh, um,” Jake’s eyes flick down to the top of your head. “I’m sorry.”

You shake your head. “Don’t be. You don’t have to pretend like you wouldn’t have done the same.”

“Not if it was you.”

The words leave Jake’s lips before he can realize it. Like they aren’t something he’s saying to comfort you, but rather a truth he’s discovering in the same second you are.

“If it were you, I— I wouldn’t want anybody else.”

You’re still on his chest, not looking at him, but Jake feels you take a breath. He doesn’t exactly know what’s going on. He had this plan, this rule, to keep you at a distance. Because he’s a douche bag, all he’ll do is hurt you. Jake can’t watch the pride in your eyes diminish slowly with every disappointment, so he just snubbed it all at once.

But now he can’t do that. He’s a douche bag, he knows that. But he looks at you and he doesn’t want to be. You make Jake want to be a good person and maybe he’s just been too scared to actually try and end up failing anyway.

Jake sucks in a breath. “I didn’t miss our date because I had work and forgot to tell you.”

It hangs in the air of the living room and Jake powers through his nerves to continue.

“I was, um, I was at a strip club.” You push off his chest suddenly, staring at him in disbelief. It’s scarier now that he can see your eyes. Now that he can watch, in real time, you fully understand all the ways he failed you.

“My coworkers said they were going out for a drink and, I don’t know, everything with Caroline had just happened. You scared me, pea— You scared me. And I knew the second I showed up at that restaurant, you’d see that,” Jake exhales, unable to look away from you like he wants to punish himself. “So I thought I’d have one drink, relax a bit, then I realized we were at a strip club. I guess even the strippers could see how scared I was because one of them offered, uh—”

Your expression is unreadable, your lips still parted, he has no idea what you’re thinking. So Jake keeps going.

“...Emotional intimacy. Anyway, it was actually weirdly helpful to talk about everything but I lost track of time and, by the time I realized, you’d already gone home. And, um, that’s why I missed our date.”

“You didn’t—” Your eyes are darting between his so quickly, Jake wonders how you’re not dizzy, “do anything with the strippers though?”

Jake shakes his head. “Honestly, it’s not like that with me and Diamond— Actually her name is Shelly, I feel like I should start calling her Shelly. But, no, we didn’t do anything.”

You’re quiet for several moments, simply staring as Jake shifts uncomfortably. Slowly, your lips purse into themselves.

“Why did you say all those awful things to me?”

Jake looks down, his tongue tracing across his front teeth. “I don’t know.”

“Well, I need you to know, Jake.” When he glances up at you, your bottom lip is tucked snug between your canines. You’re looking at him as though you know what he’s about to say next might break you. But you’re going to let him anyway.

“I didn’t mean it,” Jake swallows. He doesn’t know if he can look at you, so he tries not to. “I guess I just, um, I guess I just knew I’d say something stupid eventually, so it’d be better if you didn’t like me as much. If I just got it out of the way.”

“Are you kidding?” Jake’s head snaps up when you start laughing incredulously. “Jake, you say stupid stuff all the time. I hadn’t even made it a month in the loft before you said you were going to marry me! We have— We have a jar just for all the stupid stuff you say! But I forgive you because I can’t imagine my life without you.”

Your face softens and you take a breath. Jake can’t look away.

“I’m always gonna forgive you, Jake.”

Jake wonders if it’s the teacher in you that is able to look at him with so much genuine belief in your words. And normally he’d run from that, the fact that you have expectations for him. But he already tried that and all it did was make him miserable — and make you cry.

He takes a breath. “I’m sorry I missed our date.”

You smile. “It’s okay.”

He takes another. “And I’m sorry about what I said.”

“I forgive you, Jake.” Your smile grows.

“And I’m sorry about Neil.”

You snort, relaxing into his chest again as you move aside all your tissues to grab some chocolates. “No, you’re not.”

“You’re right, I’m not. I told you he was a fucking weirdo—”

“Jake.”

“Right, sorry. Oh look at that! Chris Evans in a football uniform! We should definitely focus on that now.”

Jake can’t help but smile when you laugh.

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cobalt-axolotl · 6 months

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I plan on doing art RQS (request not the remnant queue system)

I would love if you submitted your head cannons and ask me my own.

About me

I am a pansexual cis male

I fictionkin charlotte Emily, Henry stickmin, and plush trap.

Cassidy is my main blorbo

My prounouns he/him

My name is Austin but I also go by cobalt, charlie (my middle name is charles), and that mother fucker

My favorite fandoms are the following: homestuck, COTL, scp, fnaf, dsaf, Dhmis. Danny phantom, megaman, creepypasta, glitch productions, Minecraft, Ben 10, omori, undertale, sonic, gravity falls, Pokémon, bendy, TcoA&L, analog horror as a whole (especially Mandela catalog, angel hare, and Midwest Angelica), gr3gory88, helluva boss, hazbin hotel, TF2, moral orel, half life, half life VR but the AI is self aware, bioshock, 5YL, Spooky’s Jump-scare Mansion, The owl house, epithet erased, amphibia, Steven universe, Henry stickmin, disc world, AO ONI, pizza tower, and various tokusatsu

My favorite animal is the axolotl

I mainly post incorrect quotes and art but I do run an ask blog for my AU’s

I am a simp for papyrus undertale

Minecraft is my favorite video game

I run an 14+ blog

By the time I am making this edit I am 18 years old.

My OTPs are Evan x Cassidy and marlie

DNI (do not interact)

Transphobes

Racist

Sexist

TERFs

Homophobes

Pedophiles

Trolls

Stupid people (people who refuse to learn)

List of my AUs and they’re connected cannons

Golden children (fnaf)

Shattered souls (fnaf)

Malefactor malfunction (fnaf and Ben 10)

Glam it (fnaf)

Triple M (scp)

Xanthophobia (fnaf)

GMTC (fnaf and undertale)

B&P (fnaf and dnd)

NUCN (fnaf)

SBR (fnaf)

Under void (undertale)

Fazrune (fnaf and deltarune combo)

Like it never even happened (fnaf)

List of oc’s and ther connected AUs

Nick (my fnaf AUs)

Virgil (under void)

List of my AU’s with songs that describe them

Golden children: just gold by Mandi pony (I don’t like the guy I just like his music)

Shattered souls: creepin towards the dirt by griffinila

Malefactor malfunction: the ben 10 theme song (just replace the words Ben 10 with Cassidy)

Glam it: this comes from inside by the living tombstone

Triple M: secure container protect by madame macabre

Xanthophobia: look what you made me do by taylor swift

GMTC (give me the child): collared by vane

Bears and pizzerias: your the key by Kyle Allen music

Nicks ultimate custom night: replay your nightmare by hard ninja

Stuck in the back room (my alive AU): I’m still standing by Elton John

Under void: gasters theme by Toby fox

Characters in my AU’s

Cassidy Noelle Carter (died at 14 in golden child au) (in the golden children AU she becomes Fredbear and in the shattered souls, glam it, xanthophobia ,and malefactor malfunction AU she doesn’t die) (can speak German) (learned German so she can figure out what’s bothering Nick and calm him down) (in xanthophobia nicks death drives her to the point of insanity and causes here to become a serial killer “super edgy I know”) (in shattered souls she marries Evan but doesn’t change her last name due to her hatred for William) (learned Korean from her mother and is fluent it)

Evan afton (crying child) (died at 12 in golden children au but not dead in malefactor malfunction, glam it, xanthophobia, or shattered souls Au) (loses all sense of empathy after the bite of 83 in xanthophobia “a head injury can do that to you right?”) (marry’s cassidy in shattered souls)

Benny afton (Cassidy’s and Evan son biological son in shattered souls) (an analog to golden children Cassie)

Goldie (he’s here he’s there he’s everywhere who you gonna call psychic friend fred-bear)

Gregory afton (Vanessa’s brother in the golden children au) (trans gender FTM)

Cassie Maxie Carter (nick and Elizabeth’s adopted daughter in the golden children AU) (named after her aunt)

Kasey Roxanna Carter (Cassidy’s twin sister) (nicks older sister) (lesbian) (cares for Nick as much as Cassidy but is unable to understand him at times) (neli’s ex girlfriend) (posses Roxanne wolf) (currently dating Susie) (learned Korean from her mother and is fluent in it)

Gaberiel grim (died at 10) (died in 1985) (possesses Freddy)

Jeremy grim (died at 11) (died in 1985) (posses Bonnie)

Fritz smith(died at 3) (died in 1985) (posses foxy)

Susie McCarthy (died at 14) (died in 1985) (posses chica) (Kasey’s current girlfriend)

Adrian smith(died at 5) (died in 1987) (part of the second mci) (posses mangle)

Millie fitzsimmons (died at 18) (died in 1987) (part of the second mci) (possesses toy Bonnie)

Markus Murphy (died at 17) (died in 1987) (part of the second mci) (possesses toy Freddy)

Nelli Twain ( died at 16) (died in 1987) $part of the second mci) (possesses toy chica) (Kasey’s ex girlfriend)

Jake McCarthy (died at 6) (died in 2016) (used to posses stitch wraith along with Andrew)

Andrew Montgomery Emily (died at 16) (died in 1987) (part of the second MCI) (posses Monty in the golden children au) (used to possess stitch wraith along with Jake) (was besties with Cassidy and Evan)

Charlie Emily / Charlie afton (not dead in the golden children or Xanthophobia au) (is dead in shattered souls) (marries Mike in the golden children au)

Mike afton

Vanessa afton (Mike and Charlie’s daughter in golden children au)

Elizabeth Clair Afton / Elizbeth Clair Carter (doesn’t die or posses baby in the golden children au) (died at 8 in the shattered souls & malefactor malfunction AU’s) (is nicks best friend) (dies to circus baby in shattered souls au) (takes Evan’s place in shattered souls au) (born in 1979 in the main 2 AU’s) (married to Nick as an adult in the golden children au) (going to college to become a psychologist in the golden children au)

Malary Emily ( Henry’s wife) (Charlie and Sammy’s mom)

Henry emily (dies at 63) (championed for better treatment of autism in the golden children AU)(mentored Nick in robotics after Edd’s death)

Clair afton (died at 20 due to suicide) (Williams ex)

Loralai afton (Williams current life) (survives in every AU I made) (her name is also a pun on Ballora) (Evan and Elizabeth’s mom)

William Afton (Dies at 36)

Dave miller (nicks therapist) (named after book and DSAF Dave)

Nikki Carter (Nick, Kasey, and Cassidy’s mom) (Korean immigrant) (left while Nick was too young to remember) (may or may not have indirectly been the cause of David’s abuse to towards Nick)

Malcom faraday zanaflex (main protagonist of my scp au)

Dr Elias Munro (died at 79 on the year 1981) (original owner of fredbear’s sing’n show) (was a father figure to Henry and William) (was their boss before he retired in 1955)

Zachary Munro/nightmarionne (not dead) (became a mutant after a remnant injection) (immortal) (grandson of Elias)

Garret schmit (basically Garret from the movie combined with Mike from the movie)

Abby schmit (just Abby from the movie)

Jeremy Fitzgerald

Sammy Lewis emily (is younger than Charlie in these AU’s) (like around nicks age) (non verbal until his twelfth birthday) (good with Rubik’s cubes) (dies in xanthophobia and takes charlottes place as the puppet)

Billy (AI created by William afton to watch after evan while he worked on his projects)

Jack Kennedy (named after the one from DSAF just nota corpse) (Bonnie mask Bully) (gave Nick the spring Bonnie mask) (was much less willing than mikes other friends during the bite of 83) (mikes right hand man)

Maddison Simmons (jacks girlfriend) (chica mask Bully) (was much more willing than her boyfriend)

Jerry Mann (Freddy mask bully) (just as willing as Mike & Emilia)

Vinny (literally just exist to be Sammy’s boyfriend because I don’t like Sammy being forever alone)

Nickolas Alastair Carter (Kasey and Cassidy’s younger brother) (has a red Bonnie plushi named mr Marvo) (is a paranoid schizophrenic) (was raised by his sisters due to them having bad parents) (takes Cassidy’s place in shattered souls au) (works at the pizzaplex in the glam it au) (born in 1983 in the main 2 AU’s) (has a slightly un healthy obsession with Bonnie the bunny) (was hired on by Henry during the events of fnaf 1 in golden children AU) (often wore a Red Bonnie halloeeen mask as a child) (can speak German but only does it when he’s extremely angry or when he finds a certain word to be extremely funny) (autistic “like me”) (he’s also really defensive about his intellect) (died in a ball pit in shattered souls au) (acespec panromantic) (post ffps his soul transfers into eclipse in the SS Au)

Edwin Alastair Carter (Aka. Grandpa eddy) (Nick and Cassidy’s grand father) (their only parrental figure that isn’t abusive to Nick) (was hired by Henry and William to design the springlock suits) (built the mimic as a friend for Nick) (also made the old man consequences AI)

David mobi carter (Nick, Kasey, and Cassidy’s father) (abusive towards Nick in specific) (Cassidy is his favorite) (ignores Kasey) (is manipulative towards Nick)

Old man consequences (an AI that acts as a sorta therapist to Nick in my AU’s)

Nightmare (before being possessed by half of nicks soul it was the first working springlock suit known as proto lefty) (not one of the nightmare animatronics) (half of nicks soul)

Marvo Marvelous (half of nicks soul in the shattered souls au) (a red magician hare)

NYX

Glitchtrap (separate from mimic) (had his consciousness put into a roomba)

Captain poncho (nicks imaginary friend) (scares Gagleon)

Stitch wraith (possessed by Andrew and Jake)

Fredbear (possessed by Cassidy and Evan in golden children au)

Plush trap (in the golden child au he is a little drone sent out by null trap)

Null (second spring Bonnie suit that William place Evans body in after he died) (possessed by Evan in the both AU’s)

Mxes the hare (in the au he is named after mr mxes) (the au version of him looks more human in the AUs) (in golden children au he was first an animatronic for the fnaf 1 location that filled the same role as the then defunct security puppet) (created my nick)

RWQFSFASXC (all of nicks insecurities in physical form) (main antagonist of the GMTC AU) (shadow Bonnie)

Shadow Freddy

Mr mxes (has half of Cassidy’s soul inside of it in golden child au) (is choc full of agony from Nick)

Mimic (nick and Cassidy pretend he’s their older brother as in all three AU’s he just lives with the two)

Nickolai (animatronic human built by Henry as a third entertainer at fredbear’s family diner) (starts wearing a Fredbear Halloween mask after the mci for… “reasons”)

Void Bonnie (shattered souls spring Bonnie) (has a shadow variant name dark trap) (this Springbonnie is possessed by Nick not William afton as he simply feeds off of William’s agony) (heroic counterpart to Springtrap) (takes golden Freddy’s place in shattered souls AU) (born from Nick’s corpse being put into a certain ball pit) (name after the void between the physical and spiritual plains)

Mangle

Miketrap (the pit creature before metamorphosing into pit Bonnie) (a Monroe experiment)

Salvage (an old springlock suit given life through mysterious means) (a Monroe experiment)

Nightmarionne (a nightmare version of the puppet) (a Monroe experiment)

Remnant Queue System (the shadow’s child)

Night-watch (machine built by Mike to hunt down what’s left of Fazbear entertainment and destroy William once and for all) (-the rebuilt endo of Fredbear)

The classics

The toy animatronics

The withered animatronic

Springtrap (not darktrap) (in shattered souls darktrap used the spring locks to curve his violent tendencies and forget about him being a killer) (in shatttered souls his charge goes from being a humanized billcipher as William to a dsaf Dave miller and gruncle stan combo as Springtrap)

The nightmares (evil versions of the twisted ones in the golden children au)

The fun times

Ennard the clown (the in between of the fun times and glamrocks with his blood lust being replaced by a humanoid level of sapience) (has a shape sifting gimmick which he uses to entertain kids)

The Glamrocks

The twisted ones (in the my AU’s they’re good guys and built by Mike along with night-watch)

The hellfire animatronics (upgraded versions of the twisted ones)

The night terror animatronics (scrap’s, night terror Freddy, night terror Bonnie, night terror foxy, and night terror chica,)

The salvage animatronics (salvage Monty, salvage freddy, salvage ennard, and darktrap) (constructed from broken animatronics) (end is are exposed) (partially inspired by the ignited animatronics)

And the omori charecters are cannon to the malefactor malfunction au cuz why the fuck not

The springlock animatronics (fredbear, spring Bonnie, and Alastair)

Villains for malefactor malfunction can be found here

How the AU’s work

Each au has four version (book style in which it falls into silver eye’s continuity, game style in which it falls into game continuity, movie style in which it falls into movie continuity, and amalgam style in which it combines all three continuity’s into one)

In xanthophobia Cassidy is the villain (William afton die’s extremely soon in the AU and for once in his life never comes back)

So in my most of my AU’s the souls are able to grow old despit not being alive which explains any shipping you might see. Most of it isn’t my doing though

Elizabeth x Nick is only cannon in golden children

Unless its Evan x Cassidy or Mike x Charlie

TF2 is cannon in the golden children au (i mostly just wanted to make fnaf 2 Jeremy TF2 Jeremy)

The golden children au takes place in the late 80s to early 90s with flash forwards towards the pizzaplex era while the shattered souls au takes place in 1991 and the malefactor malfunction shifts the entire time line to start in 2000 GMTC takes place around 1999 to 2018 xanthophobia takes place in in the 2000s and 2010s

In shattered souls Springtrap is much nicer due to him losing his murdeous tendencies after getting spring locked

malefactor malfunction is a Ben 10 fnaf crossover with Cassidy having a version of the omnitrix called kaizotrix

The blog itself is cannon in all AU’s

This is a link to the malefactor malfunction aliens list for all of Cassidy’s kaizotrix transformations

As well as facts about the malefactors

Also a timeline for my main AU

*Warning*

Some times I can be very cringe

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I also put Nick official design down here

Here is my creepypasta and uncharacteristically ask blog

An here at my character designs so far https://www.tumblr.com/random-world-64/735868089007259648/all-my-major-chararacters-so-far

And here’s some fanfics I’m working on

her is my sona AXOL

Lore alarm

The blog itself is also a cross over point for my AU’s and in multiverse it’s ran by the characters

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flickynightdarkness · 1 year

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Waves 1-18 Of My Comfort Characters List

Oggy & Olivia (Oggy & The Cockroaches)

Little Miss Sunshine & Little Miss Shy (Little Misses)

Mr Quiet & Mr. Scatterbrain (Mr Men Show)

Hello Kitty, My Melody & Cinnamoroll (Sanrio)

Jigglypuff, Hypno, Eevee, Pichu, Torchic, Jirachi, Manaphy, Darkrai, Alice, Alicia, Dwebble, Iris & Sylveon (Pokémon)

Atsuover, Rageminer, Dawko, Jaiden Animations, CookieSwirlC, Nicky Tate, WolfyChu, Rosanna Pansino, Ava Ryan (YouTubers)

Holly & Nanny Plum (Ben & Holly's Little Kingdom)

Shaggy (Scooby Doo)

Slinky Dog, Jessie, Trixie & Bonnie (Toy Story)

Kasane Teto, Kagamine Rin & Hatsune Miku (Vocaloids)

Bubble (BFDI)

Cake, X & Winner (BFB + TPOT)

Lightbulb, Paintbrush, Bow & MePad (Inanimate Insanity)

Sonic, Tails, Vector, Chip, Cream, Chao, Orbot, Cubot, Zavok, Zazz & Tails Doll (Sonic The Hedgehog)

Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, Rosalina, Boo, Count Bleck & Tippi (Super Mario)

Dum Mee Mee (Shopkins)

Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa & Po (Teletubbies)

Oswald The Lucky Rabbit

Jack Skellington (Nightmare Before Christmas)

XR (Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command)

Garnet, Amethyst & Pearl (Steven Universe)

Giulia (Luca)

Wall-E & EVE (Wall-E)

Sunflower (Plants Vs Zombies)

Scarecrow & Mad Hatter (BTAS)

Scarecrow (TNBA)

Scarecrow (The Brave & The Bold)

Scarecrow (Arkham Asylum)

Scarecrow (Arkham Knight)

Scarecrow (Injustice 2)

Scarecrow & King Shark (Harley Quinn Series)

Scarecrow (Happy Halloween Scooby Doo)

Ragdoll (The Batman Series)

Question (DCAU)

Harley Quinn (MultiVersus)

SpongeBob, Patrick Star, Gary The Snail & Sandy Cheeks (SpongeBob SquarePants)

Moomimtroll, Moominmamma & Snorkmaiden (Moomin Series)

Numbuh 3/Kuki Sanban, Numbuh 5/Abigail Lincoln, Mushi Sanban, Numbuh 9/Maurice, Father/Benedict Wigglestein & Monty Uno/Numbuh 0 (Codename: Kids Next Door)

The Snatcher (A Hat In Time)

Poppet, Jeepers, Shishi, Sleepypaws, Baby Rox, Kissy, Captain Squirk & Dr. Strangeglove (Moshi Monsters)

Needlem0use & Luther Artwright (Needlem0use)

Pinkie Pie, Apple Bloom & Flurry Heart (My Little Pony)

505 & White Hat (Villainous)

Odie (Garfield)

Humf

Lilo, Stitch & Angel (Lilo & Stitch)

Candy Cat & Bunzo Bunny (Poppy Playtime)

F, P & Y (Alphabet Lore)

Rover, Isabelle, Timmy Nook & Tommy Nook (Animal Crossing)

Boo (Monsters Inc)

Orbulon (Warioware)

ENA

Felix & King Candy (Wreck It Ralph)

Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls)

Mio Mao

Edd, Matt, Tom & Tord (Eddsworld)

Tuffy & Tyke (Tom & Jerry)

Roy O'Brien (ROY Series)

Moon Knight (Marvel)

Mama (Cooking Mama)

PukeyHurlC (Grossery Gang)

Toriel, Napstablook, Sans & Papyrus (Undertale)

Jevil (Deltarune)

Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Hex, Tabi, Sunday, Sarvente, Nikusa, Annie, Garcello, Chris, Legacy Annie/Rascal & QT (Friday Night Funkin)

Soft! Boyfriend (FNF: Soft)

Red Guy, Duck Guy, Electracey, Bread Mother & Lesley (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)

Puss In Boots, Kitty Softpaws, Three Diablos & Perrito (Puss In Boots)

Korekiyo Shinguji (Danganronpa)

Dave Algebra Class

SCP-049/Plague Doctor & SCP-999/Tickle Monster (SCP)

Skid, Pump, Robert, Jaune & Streber (Spooky Month)

Shirousa & Kurousa (Sugar Bunnies)

Bingo & Snorky (Banana Splits)

Dr. Nefarious (Ratchet & Clank)

Grim Reaper (Grim Adventures Of Billy & Mandy)

Spot The Dog

Harry Hill, Robert Englund, Charles Martinet & Tom Kenny (Celebrities)

Slushi, Cofi & Bezel (Chikn Nuggit)

Foxy, Funtime Freddy & Sun (Five Nights At Freddy's)

Toothless (How To Train Your Dragon)

Gingy (Shrek)

Neo Cortex, Aku Aku, Dingodile, Lani-Loli & Kapuna-Wa (Crash Bandicoot)

Pipsqueak (The Lorax)

Secret History Tails (Mashed)

Lord X Hog & Curse (EXEs)

Majin Sonic

MX (Mario 85)

Eri, Tsuyu Asui & Ms Joke (My Hero Academia)

Suki (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Sonic (Sonic The Hedgehog Movie)

Shuey Rhon Rhon (Beijing 2022 Paralympics Mascot)

Miraitowa & Someity (Tokyo 2020 Olympic Mascots)

Inky (Pac-Man)

Mirabel Madrigal & Pepa Madrigal (Encanto)

Meilin Lee & Abby Park (Turning Red)

Wanda (Fairly Oddparents)

Bender (Futurama)

Rayman

N (Murder Drones)

EteleD & Corrupt Mii (Wii Deleted You)

Taki (Friday Night Fever)

Unikitty (Unikitty Series)

Della Duck (Ducktales)

Hypno & Lost Silver/Gold (Pokepasta)

Shinto (FNF: Lullaby)

Pim (Smiling Friends)

Wednesday Addams (Wednesday Series)

Komasan (Yo-Kai Watch)

Sayori & Monika (Doki Doki Literature Club)

Kirby & Meta Knight (Kirby)

Chudd Chudders & DangerGrid Of Doom (Skatoony)

Bendy (BATDR)

Boris & Sammy Lawrence (BATIM)

Tari & Meggy Spletzer (SMG4)

Zardy (Zardy's Maze)

Scar (Alien Vs Predator)

Mugman & Baroness Von Bon Bon (The Cuphead Show)

Charlie Morningstar, Angel Dust & Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)

Slender Man, Splendor Man & Lulu (Creepypasta)

Mario.EXE (Mario's Madness)

Blitzo, Moxxie & Colin (Helluva Boss)

Woolly & Tig

Sam (Trick R Treat)

Hank Anderson (Detroit: Become Human)

Mr. Shark (The Bad Guys)

Charles Calvin, Reginald Copperbottom, Right Hand Man & Dmitri Petrov (Henry Stickmin)

Grogu (The Mandalorian)

Hanazuki

Pusheen The Cat

Anya Forger (Spy X Family)

Slappy (Goosebumps)

Zoe Kusama (Criminal Case)

Flaky (Happy Tree Friends)

Pim (Smiling Friends)

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angelbitezzz · 2 months

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Not really an update but I thought you guys would find this funny

:) (some more writing under the cut)

"She's stable now, and I've restored her to full HP. However, healing takes a toll on all creatures. She is going to need to rest—no matter how fine she acts when she wakes, tell her that I said to stay in bed for at least a day."

Asgore spoke softly to the skeletons in the room, hand resting on Angel's forehead. Her pained expression was smoothed over, replaced by abject relief, her eyes just barely open. They were still glowing that bright purple, but duller now, clearly having given up on forcing her HP to halt now that Asgore was there.

"Humans get especially fatigued when healing. It takes a lot of energy, even supplemented with my magic."

"WOWIE! THAT SOUNDS TERRIBLE."

Asgore merely chuckled, raising a claw to his mouth to remind Papyrus to stay quiet. The skeleton shut his jaw with an audible snap, looking a little guilty though his eye sockets glowed a bright green in relief.

"Thank you for calling on me for this—she was in an incredibly precarious position. Her HP was—"

"low. too low. she shouldn't have survived that."

Sans interjected, off to the side with his arms crossed. His expression was tight, permanent grin just a little strained despite the relief showing clear in his eyesockets.

"...that was magic, right?"

Asgore shut his mouth and looked down at her again, her eyes blearily focused on some distant point. Still glowing.

"...Yes. I never would've imagined a mage falling in all this time..."

"so what do we do?"

Asgore thought hard, eyes trailing to the nearby window.

"... I'm sure you're aware of how rare purple magic tends to be. I'm afraid I cannot do anything about helping her control it, beyond what any monster would teach a child. Perhaps seeking out someone who can may be beneficial—so she does not...show it off in public."

There was a mutual look of understanding among the small group. Bad enough that another human had fallen down here—a human mage would likely incite fear and backlash from everyone who didn't know her personally. The residents of the Starlight Isles (and Ruined Home, perhaps) might be understanding, given how popular she'd gotten as Starstruck...but the rest of the underground? It wasn't worth the risk.

Asgore bid them adieu, only stopping to brush a few strands of hair off of Angel's forehead before he made his choice to walk home. Papyrus prepared to sit and stare at Angel, but Sans cut him off before he could. Even if the taller skeleton wouldn't admit it, the last few stressed hours had taken their toll on him.

"i'll keep watch, bro. go get some sleep. you're dead on your feet."

"NO I'M NOT—WAIT, THAT WAS A JOKE, WASN'T IT?!"

"to-marrow is another day. go rest. or you'll have to listen to more of these—"

"BYE!"

Papyrus zipped up to his room before Sans could hit him with the rest of the joke, bypassing the stairs entirely and simply vaulting the balcony above, landing with cat-like grace with nary a whisper. His door would've ordinarily slammed, but apparently he was still conscious enough of Asgore's reminder to stay quiet that it instead painstakingly slid shut.

Sans turned back towards the human on the couch, noting that her eyes had finally shut. Her head lay flat on the cushions, a blanket of Papyrus's tossed over her form. Something about the scene nagged him, and he shifted from foot to foot before glancing back up the stairs to Papyrus's shut door. He raised his hands and slipped his cape off his neck, messily bundling the blue fabric up before kneeling in front of the human, one hand taking her shoulder (CAREFUL, his thoughts screamed, remembering the injury even though it technically no longer existed) to tug her forward.

"Huh...?"

She sounded rough, her eyes blinking open at the movement to stare at him with a somewhat comical expression of annoyance.

"lift your head."

She did as told, the skeleton swiftly tucking the make-shift pillow under it and patting her shoulder back down.

"get some rest."

"...'kayyy..."

He turned and walked to the television, switching it on. Then he went to the lightswitch and shut off the main house lights, casting the room into darkness. It was almost dark enough for him to pretend not to see how she turned her face into the fabric of the cape, a dopey smile settling onto her expression as she nuzzled into it.

#art #my art #traditional art #doodle #ts underswap #underswap #ts underswap sans #ts underswap self insert #self ship #Crossbones and Starstruck #Starstruck oc #i think his cape smells like pine and the ocean #since the starlight isles are a summery beachy pine tree filled place #sans probably: sure im probably attracted to this human even though i dislike humans but i dont acrually CARE about her #lile hmmm okay bud

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absurdumsid · 3 months

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You say you have more AUs?

I am all ears for it

ok.... i will cave to your temptation.......

KEEPERTALE LORE

(woah. finally.)

The original idea was that Monsters could affect stats. Undyne for example could affect Attack, Papyrus could affect Defense, Toriel and Asgore could affect HP, etc. etc.

I don't remember much about that system (that was made by much much MUCH younger sid) but I do remember this:

The Dreemurr family could affect HP, Toriel heals, Asgore drains. Permanently.

The Wingdings family could affect Defense (or at least thats why they think it is/call it)

The Wingdings family is Gaster (grandfather), Sans (older brother), and Papyrus (younger brother)

SPEAKING OF GASTER !! (this is what i REALLY want to talk about, is it obvious)

unlike my other AUs, while he IS dead he's not forgotten ! (yay)

and unlike Angel! Gaster and Pills! Gaster (+ bonus ms paint doodles) he's looked fucked up like that from the beginning lol

Gaster is the Royal Scientist but hes also in a weird area where hes an entertainer and a soldier at the same time. He's very silly and loves to do things that cheer people up, especially when it comes to his grandsons, so he's one of those great pillars of strength during about half (?) of the events of KT.

if anything's for sure !

he's very

very

strong

This is the shorter summary for the events of KT:

After Chara's death, their two childhood friends venture into the underground to confront the monsters. These two are Perseverance and Justice. Perseverance was looking for a justificiation for their death, they wanted to understand the whole story. Justice, on the other hand, trailed behind Perseverance, plotting their revenge for Chara's death.

A few years after, another human falls and Justice starts to enact their plan, killing Asgore and plunging the Underground into disarray, starting another war. From here, Toriel assumes the role of queen once more to guide the monsters who have evacuated to Snowdin and the Ruins.

Kindness, Integrity, Frisk, and Patience fall during the war period, all of them persuaded by Perseverance to stay by the monsters' side to fight against Justice's irrationality.

Unlike BS AU and UnderPills there isn't really anything to hide for KeeperTale so i've also written the ending for KT ! yayyy

(although I will be hiding how copyverse starts, teehee)

Under the cut is the longer (edit after writing this whole thing, it's VERY long be warned + also theres a lot of colours), more in-depth-ish story + the ending !

After the first human, Chara, died, their body was discovered by two children in a patch of golden flowers. These two children were apparently Chara's friends. Frightened, curious, and furious, the two decide to make their way to Mt. Ebott to find the reason for Chara's death.

While one of them ventured into the Underground to understand the why, the other came for revenge, plotting to kill the monsters who killed their friend. These two were Perseverance and Justice, the former actually warms up to the monsters while the latter is... friendly.

The next human to fall is Bravery, who decided to look for the children who went missing 5 years ago, they're at about age 17. They eventually befriend Justice, who injures Gerson and kills Asgore with the gun they stole from their father. Perseverance sees this and immediately runs to alert Toriel.

Gerson, Gaster, and Grillby (yea i grouped them together because. Gs) help in evacuating the monsters away from New Home by guiding them toward Snowdin as well as assisting Toriel in fighting Justice and Bravery.

Due to this, Toriel assumes the role of ruler (i love putting characters in roles that arent meant to be theirs) and protects her people from the humans with the help of the Gs.

Around the transition era from Asgore's rule to Toriel's guidance, Kindness falls into the Underground at about age 15, Perseverance, who convinces them to help the monsters, was about 17.

Integrity falls two years after at age 16 and becomes quick friends with Gaster, who would exchange witty jokes with his grandsons. About a year after, during a supply run, Gaster and Integrity have a run in with Justice, and while the human left with a few scars and bruises, the monster died.

Frisk falls into the underground at age 13 about 3 years later and learns about all this history by interacting with the other fallen humans. Patience falls after them just a few months after at age 18 (they become the older sibling figure i VIVIDLY remember that).

Once all seven of them fall in, there's two ways (routes ??) for the story to go. One of them is how younger sid finished it, the other leads to Copyverse (a whole other can of worms). The next parts of the story is according to the canonical scriptures (<- aka what is left of my memory as younger sid)

KeeperTale's Ending:

Justice and Bravery finally overtake the guards protecting Snowdin, this happens while Frisk and Patience were being led around to get used to the place by Sans and Papyrus. This forces the monsters to evacuate further into the ruins, the river person takes the four to Waterfall to flee from Justice and Bravery.

Patience, after getting lost on the way to Hotlands, has a run in with Bravery who (surprisingly) does not fight them right off the bat. But they still keep a safe distance from each other. Patience learns that although Bravery is loyal to Justice, they dont like their way of doing things. Papyrus eventually finds Patience and saves them from Bravery (... in his perspective, that is what he did).

With confirmation that the two humans are approaching Hotlands, the skeletons lead the group back to the river person to go home to Snowdin. This is when Frisk (and Patience) initiates the going around and talking to people to understand the history of the Underground thing. After this, Patience speaks to Toriel and Undyne about Bravery's conflict.

A good while after that, Justice tries to break the door to the ruins, succeeds, then fights Undyne and Kindness. Papyrus leaves to alert the monsters, Toriel, and Perseverance. Alphys evacuates the monsters but leaves to assist Undyne. After dealing a significant amount of damage (almost killing her) they venture further into the Ruins with Bravery but then confronted by Papyrus and Integrity.

Papyrus gives them a chance to leave, Bravery flinches from the conviction in which he said "I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO PASS." Justice immediately shoots him, but Kindness protects him and the fight is initiated. Integrity, after Patience's arrival, tries to talk some sense into Bravery on the sidelines.

Bravery's loyalty is eventually shaken and they turn to tackle Justice to stall them and have Integrity and Patience get Papyrus, who also suffered through a significant amount of damage (he wont die), to safety. This is when sans, accompanied by Frisk, tries to seize the opportunity to kill Justice, who notices them and sacrifices Bravery. (they dont die)

This starts the battle with sans and Justice while Frisk struggles to basically drag this 21 year old off to safety while they dramatically talk about their regrets and their loyalty to Justice.

Toriel eventually makes her dramatic entrance with Perseverance (+ Kindness) and heals Bravery, instructing Frisk to evacuate with the rest of the monsters, Kindness helps Bravery up and they leave for Toriel's house.

Toriel and Perseverance take over for the exhausted sans, Perseverance reveals that they are capable of harnessing magic and traps Justice's soul while Toriel fights quietly. She laments about Asgore's death, and how they were foolish to have accepted humans into their community. But she also remarks that if not for Chara, Perseverance, and the rest of the humans, she would have been a miserable old lady forever tending to the Ruins.

Perseverance talks about how they should've been suspicious when they noticed Justice take their father's gun, and tells them they wish they didn't come to the underground at all. "Hopefully, in the next life, we can live more peacefully" Perseverance says before dealing the finishing blow to Justice, and ending the war.

if you made it this far, hi !! thanks for reading !

KeeperTale is the oldest AU on my list of stories. reading + writing this, i feel a bit of cringe for a lot of the plot points, and the very existence of copyverse, but i'm also very happy that younger sid made this at all.

anyway ! other than the wingdings family, the only other designed character here is grillby <- hes an architect here, i love him !!

that's all, thank u again !!

#keepertale #keepertale lore #keeper gaster #<- he was. supposed to be the only one i was gonna talk about #and then i wrote the entirety of keepertale #undertale au #sid answers #sid rambles #all the humans are trans and/or nonbinary because i said so

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chaoticgo · 29 days

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Just a 'J' Really (Chapter 3)

CW: none

Chapter 3 Summary: Aziraphale unlocks the BAMF powers of reading. Crowley and Aziraphale finally talk when Aziraphale returns to Earth for the first time. Crowley recollects The Fall.

Premise: What if Crowley was Archangel Jophiel before sauntering vaguely downwards? Aziraphale and Jophiel (angel!Crowley) Before the Beginning and post-series 2. This is a chaptered fic with lots of humor, fluff, action, and light angst which will have smut in future chapters. Chapter 3 is the longest chapter so far, so it's a great time to start reading! Read the whole thing on AO3.

Previously on Just a 'J' Really: Before the Beginning, we watched Aziraphale and Jophiel's lives before and after they created a nebula together. In present times, Aziraphale was shown to his Heavenly office by the Metatron and found a familiar face on a photo in the Tree of Life file. While on Earth, Crowley mulled over exactly how Aziraphale and Jophiel's old companion, the Metatron, and had acted-causing a paradigm shift.

Excerpt from Chapter 3:

Aziraphale felt something unlock in his brain once he saw a picture of an angel with Crowley’s features. He looked up from the file and where there had once been two white walls in his office, there were now two bookshelves from floor to-well, goodness knows where, but Aziraphale couldn’t see the bookshelves ending when he craned his neck upwards.

Eyes widening, he slowly approached the bookshelf closest to him-afraid perhaps it was a mirage that would dispel if he moved too quickly. As he drew closer, the smell of ancient papyrus, palm leaves, and hide bindings made his nostrils flare. These books were quite real; however they were unlike the heavenly matter of his new desk or the material objects of his books in Soho. When he placed a hand on the closest scroll he could feel it warm beneath his skin-as though it was eager to be read by him.

“Why, hello there.”

Aziraphale’s suspicions of a form of sentience in the object were confirmed when the scroll responded by unrolling itself. He gingerly placed it on his office floor and moved out of the way. The scroll then rolled back up so only one foot of writing was visible.

Aziraphale leaned over and studied the writing. It was written in Celestial.

Mine first created, I grant thou thy own realm. Doeth as thou wish. Mostly. Yet know that the angels who followed thee shall remember mine grace and the remaining hosts of heaven, yet those still with me, shall not remember thee and thine. Thus thou mayst but decree thy underlings to alter their names. Or I shall be something cross. Also, Jophiel shall arrive one day prior to the creation of the humans. Doth greet him upon his arrival and grant him a beguiling chore-it shall serve thee well.

Aziraphale’s eyes widened as the puzzle pieces fell into place in his mind. Whenever he had mentioned Crowley as an angel, he hadn’t actually recalled who Crowley had been specifically, just a vague notion of what angels were like. He looked back at the photo of archangel Jophiel. He didn’t just look like Crowley, this was who Crowley had been before falling. Continue reading on AO3.

Thank you to dbacklot99, GaiasEyes , and Taraiha!

@goodomensafterdark

#good omens after dark #good omens #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #ao3 fanfic #crowley was jophiel #crowley was an archangel

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lifesanssin · 7 months

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22 touching, she/her, Amber

Prompt: "22 touching, she/her, Amber"

Touch #22: falling asleep on the other’s shoulder

Character: Amber (Underswap Papyrus)

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...This was fine.

Everything was totally fine. Chill, even! ... Okay, maybe not quite chill, but close enough... Cool? Yeah, this was cool. Totally cool...

The snickering coming from the other side of the couch, however, was definitively less so; Amber felt his already magic-flushed face brighten as he shot his brother what he hoped was a withering glare.

(It wasn't. If anything, he looked rather like a moody kitten. A bright orange, glowing kitten, at that. Aqua couldn't help snorting at the mental image that gave him, and he narrowly avoided an empty bag of crisps being flung his way with his younger, flustered brother's magic.)

"Honestly, What Are You Even Freaking Out About?"

"'m not freakin' out, 'm jus'-"

"But You Are, Though! Stars, It Isn't Like She's Indecent, Or Naked-"

"oh? my god?? shut th' fuck up??" Amber hissed the words as embarrassment continued to flood his mind (and his poor skull), and he went ahead and chucked an empty pop can at his annoying, now softly cackling older brother for good measure. "y're gonna wake 'er up-"

His voice caught in his throat at the feel of you stirring from where you rested against his shoulder and he froze, the vertebrae of his lumbar spine clicking audibly as he straightened. He held his unnecessary breaths and waited, counting down the seconds in his head for when you awoke, when you jolted back in- in what? Disgust? Stars, that would be the worst...

...No, no, the worst was having to sit here and endure Aqua's endless teasing, but... well, he didn't want to wake you up! Not yet, anyway.

"Amber... You Know That You Really Ought To Mention It To Her."

Curse his big brother for being so smart... that, or maybe he really was just that obvious. The thought roiled in his nonexistent gut and he wheezed out a quiet breath, hoping against hopes that you hadn't caught on, that you weren't just... just sticking around and hanging out with him out of pity. As his thoughts continued anxiously down that uncomfortable path, he didn't notice his brother scooching closer until a hand reached over to land on the shoulder you weren't currently using as a pillow.

When he met Aqua's eye lights again, he was surprised to see that their teasing edge was gone, replaced with the brotherly concern he knew, deep down, that Aqua felt. "Look... She's Still Here, Isn't She? She Likes You, You Numbskull-"

"eugh, bro, don't pun at me now-" His whine was cut off as his brother continued, pushing on in a faintly louder, more stern tone.

"-And You're Being An Absolute Fool If You Think That She's Just Sticking Around To Humor You." It was only faintly annoying, from the knowingness in his smile, how Amber knew that his brother knew he'd hit the mark with that call-out, gentle as it was. The hand on his shoulder gave a small, comforting squeeze, and then Aqua stood from the couch and left toward the kitchen.

Leaving Amber alone, with his thoughts... with his feelings... with you, laying against his side with your head on his shoulder as you'd been for a good twenty minutes so far. The movie was good, had him drawn in! He loved mysteries. They were puzzles, but less physical, and this one was about a hacker and a heist and... and, well, he really couldn't remember the last twenty minutes or so, because as soon as he'd felt your weight (warm and comfortable) on his shoulder, it was like his mind had blown a fuse. Every single ounce of dust and every iota of his magic was attuned to you, laying there like he was the most comfortable pillow in the entire world.

... And he knew that wasn't true, because he was a skeleton, for the Angel's sake! All bone! Sure, his hoodie was pretty soft... but, still!

He couldn't help being embarrassed, especially when Aqua started in on the teasing, because... yeah, his older brother was aware of the stupid little crush he had on you. Everyone was, apparently, which he didn't understand, because he hadn't even realized it until very recently! How was everyone else able to see it? He couldn't help but worry, once again, that maybe you noticed... and anxious thoughts of you pitying him began to follow. He tended to do that, to get anxious, nervous, to worry about things like that. You were one of the few who didn't seem to mind it when he did, stayed patient with him, despite how difficult he made it for you to get to know him at first. His older brother was so charismatic, and charming, and sociable, and he... well, he just wasn't. He was shy, and got anxious, and didn't always know what to say, and... and stars, he wished he understood why you were still even willing to hang out with him.

Despite his insistence to keep himself from looking at you the entire time you've been asleep, Amber's skull tipped just enough to peek at you from the corner of his socket, face flushing more warmly. You were... soft, even more so in your sleep, with your expression relaxed and lips barely parted so prettily. Your chest rose and fell slowly with your deep, even breaths, and he found himself synching up his very unnecessary breaths to match.

He had to wonder... did you worry about what he thought, too? When you were around him, did you ever wonder what he thought of you- what he felt? Did you take notice of his every micro-expression, or have things that he did or said that you thought fondly of?

...Did you love? care about him as much as he did you?

His soul gave a strong pulse and he tore his gaze away from your sleeping expression, breath stuttering out of him in a sigh. Whether you did or not, he was so happy- so lucky to have you in his life, and he... he'd never, in a million years, want to ruin that.

But here, alone, he couldn't help the creeping urge to wrap an arm around you, pull you closer, surely you'd be more comfortable if you were laying down, he could do that...

It was a few agonizing moments later that he moved, his arm sliding up behind your back to oh-so-carefully wrap around your shoulders. His chest was still, lacking his normal yet unneeded breaths; then all the air rushed from the lungs he didn't have once you had settled yourself further against him, cheek pressed to his shoulder. It smooshed it a little upward towards your eye, and Amber smiled in spite of his nerves at just how cute you looked.

Maybe... maybe he didn't know what the future held. Maybe he was unsure about the depth of his own feelings yet. That didn't matter right there and then, though.

There, in the safety of home and his best friend soulmate settled comfortably against his side, Amber allowed himself to relax, slowly easing back into the couch cushions with a soft sigh. The movie played on, unwatched, as he began to doze off, the side of his skull resting against the top of your head.

And if Aqua, upon finding the two of you asleep together, snapped a few quick, adorable photos, then... well. That's just a doting older brother's prerogative.

#britwrites #fanfic #fanfiction #utmv #utmv au #underswap #papyrus #underswap papyrus #x reader #papyrus x reader #underswap papyrus x reader #pre relationship #pining #prompt response

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rokirokiro · 9 months

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Love Declaration Imp♡ct

Kaedehara Kazuha. A man that I believe is a carefree man who believes everything happened within a reason. even the simplest things as brewing one's tea out off willingness considers as endearing in his eyes. he appreciates tiny details, and would return the same. he thinks more than he talks, but whenever he does, 'flowers comes out instead of words'.

♡!

I say he's the bashful type when it comes to confessing his feelings. True, he might be bold with his words, but how could one be honest and directly say those simple yet powerful three words without stumbling upon each letters and embarrasses oneself? He can't, especially when you looked at him with those eyes, those lovely eyes he dared to exclaim that he'd stare for hours. those charming pairs that he wished to be his, as well as your soul. oh how he wished to be yours, and you to be his.

he made days of silent planning on how to let you know the content of his heart, spending days on thinking about the perfect confession he could offer to you as he goes on a little adventure with Beidou's crew, listening to the music of the oceans and waves splashing to the wooden ship.

But the nature tolds him, (or which he concluded),

that it needn't to be Perfect.

it just need to be true.

it just need his heart to pour onto.

it just need to be exactly what he thought.

And so,

he picked up a quill, dripping the tip on the dark night ink and began writing. a poem, a love confession. whatever it's called to inform someone about the availability of their heart to the other.

The nature also concluded,

that he needed to pour his entire heart onto the very piece of papyrus, which would change the two souls relationship forever. every alphabets sealed a piece of his heart onto them, and a misfortune result would break him entirely.

he's aware of the risk.

yet love need sacrifices.

. . . . . . . .

and when it finally reached your hands and eyes, it also reached your heart too.

◌⑅⃝●♡⋆♡LETTER♡⋆♡●⑅◌

To my dearest darling,

I'm in love with you. I aware that these words shouldn't be written on the very beginning of the letter, but I apologize for the spoil. As I can barely hang on anymore. I can't keep these feelings anymore that I really had to just write them down so quickly, so please consider thinking this letter as the summary of the diary of my heart. I've been wanting to tell you, no, desperately wanting to tell you that I'm in love with you, my angel. Love feels like an understatement, as I'd give you my whole, just like how you did. your smile alone becomes the sole reason of my gleeful days, the sweet soft redness adorning your cheeks is so adorable. you never stop making me fall in love like the first time again and again, lovely. you just never realized it, because you've been the sweetest since the very beginning and blinded from your own charms. and I'm violently attracted to you.

I love you, yesterday, today, tomorrow and to the eternity. I love you, I love you for eternity, I'm just so in love, I love you so so much. I love you, I am so in love, I want this feeling to never stop.

I love you, I love you, I love you..

(♡˙︶˙♡)

he just can't stop writing the three words. as if a force of nature just moved his hand to paint the letter with the dark ink, declaring his love oh so passionately. you'd notice parts of the paper have some tears stains too, he was probably so emotional as he writes this.

<♡~What do you think?~♡>

#kazuha #genshin fanfic #genshin headcanons #genshin x reader #genshin x you #kazuha x reader #kaedehara kazuha

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angelcake-69 · 2 months

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Here's a little thing I wrote for my au!

(It's basically how Sans and Flowey escaped their au)

Sans looked around as he felt the ground shake from beneath him. He looked around, noticing the floor cracking slightly, and he backed away in fear.

Odette looks at him with a blank stare, and he looks down as he feels his wound bleed out. He falls to the floor, clutching his stomach. Blood stains his shirt and comes up and out of his mouth. He sits there, helplessly on the ground. Bleeding profusely and unable to do anything to help his situation, he accepts his death, knowing that Odette will just reset everything and do it all over again.

He closes his eyes after glancing at the malevolent teen for a final time. He was tired of this. Watching everyone he loved die, and then dying himself. Over and over and over again... but there was nothing he could do.

He sighed as he felt himself dying, he was prepared to wake up to Papyrus shouting at him and calling him a 'Lazy bones' however, he wouldn't be able to do that. Not this time.

In a flash of golden light, three figures appeared in the darkness of the judgment hall. He barely peeked his eyes open and looked up. A mysterious figure dressed in gold looked down at him, they looked as if they were glowing. He stared in awe.

"An... angel..?" He spoke quietly

The figure chuckled. "No, I'm not an angel. But I'm here to save you. Take my hand." The figure said as they extended a hand out to Sans. He took it greatfully and was lifted up to his feet.

Now, face to face with the figure, he admired them. They had soft features and a kind smile on their face. Are they sure they're not an angel? He thought.

"Dream! We gotta get outta here! This au is collapsing!!" Another figure shouted from the distance.

The angel, now known as Dream, turned to the other figure and nodded, "Come on, we'll get you to safety!" He said kindly.

Sans could only nod as he followed the three mysterious monsters through a portal.

Bonus part :P

Stepping out of the portal, thay ended up in... Snowdin? Sans looked around before he felt a weight in his pocket. He looked down and put his hand in his pocket before the small flower monster poked his head out.

"...um.. hey?" Flowey said awkwardly.

"Hey... why are you in my pocket?" Sans replied.

"Look, you were getting saved from that godawful place, and I wasn't gonna stay there while you got to leave." Flowey stated as he went back into the pocket.

Sans shrugged, seeing nothing wrong with this. "Okay."

(Also, I'm thinking about calling the au Deadtale?? Bc literally everyone is dead here. (Besides Sans and Flowey, even though Sans is technically both dead AND alive) so let me know what yall think?)

#sans undertale #undertale #undertale ask blog #undertale art #flowey undertale #undertale alternate universe #undertale au #undertale ink #dream sans #sans and flowey #sans au #sans #underswap #dreamtale #star sanses #ink sans #underswap sans

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ivyprism · 2 years

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Hound: We may have simps... But does Sentinel?

Sentinel: Eh...? I don't see why that's...

Dolce: Kioko simps for Sentinel

Hound: Kioko simps for every Papyrus.

Sentinel: Again, I don't-

Hound: Poor Sentinel...

Ebony: Leave the poor guy alone, you two!

Hound: But bro...

*Airen sighs.*

Griffin: Hey, they're missing out on my bro~.

Sentinel: Not you too, brother...

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@kioko-noodles / @kiokodoodles

#incorrect quotes?#correct quotes?#i dunno #incorrect quotes #angels fall au #angel's fall au #angels fall sans #angels fall papyrus #Fellswap Carnelian #Fellswap Carnelian Papyrus #fellswap amaranth #fellswap amaranth sans #fellswap amaranth papyrus #Fellswap Carnelian Sans

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lavvys-headcanons · 2 years

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Hey Lavvy :) thanks for answering my chronic illness ask, I love love love the HCs you shared on it (they actually made me tear up a little, what good boys our skeles are!!)

I have another one for you… what are each of the boys favourite seasons (or changing of the seasons)? UT, US, UF, SF and HT if poss!

Thank you!

AU Bros’ Favorite Seasons!

Undertale-

Sans: Winter. Reminds him of Snowdin! Also, perfect snugglin’ weather for this man. He likes to get fully bundled up like the kid from “A Christmas Story” just to lay down in the snow.

Papyrus: Summer, he loves sunny weather! This’ll sound boring, but he thoroughly enjoys beach days! His favorite parts have to be volleyball and grilling!

Underfell-

Red: Summer, but mainly for thunderstorms. He thinks it’s perfect lazy day weather, and he’s right! Whether it be video games, movie day, napping, or ignoring Edge when he comes pounding on his door! It’s the perfect weather for him.

Edge: Summer. Don’t know how he isn’t dying in his full black attire and heels. He wouldn’t admit it but he likes summer because then he likes to take Doomfanger for walks, pretty sweet tbh.

Underswap-

Blue: Winter, he LOVES all winter activities! His favorite thing ever is getting hot cocoa right after being outside for hours making snowmen and snow angels!

Stretch: Autumn! Mf’s a menace and will jump into a freshly made pile of leaves and they’ll go FLYING. Also, he doesn’t really like humidity of the other weathers and he just enjoys the middle of the board.

Swapfell-

Nox: Spring. It allows him to wear his jacket but won’t be horrible if he doesn’t. Plus, more chances for outside events during this time! Even vacations to other places won’t be crunched due to time!

Rus: Winter. It’s just his excuse for not wanting to go outside. He especially likes it when it gets exceptionally cold out so he can bundle up in his room and take naps for DAYSSSS.

Horrortale-

Ash: Spring, he doesn’t really like it when it’s overly hot or cold. Plus, the spring brings the best weather for his garden and flowers! It brings a lil’ smile on his face whenever he sees the first flower of the season bloom!

Poplar: Autumn! He likes colder weather, but his cane doesn’t work that well against snow and ice! He adores it when the leaves fall and turn orange n’ brown! Also, you can’t tell me that his outfits don’t SCREAM autumn?!

ᰔPLEASE YOU GUYS ARE SO SWEET THANK YOU. I was really worried on that previous ask as I had to research it, but I’m super happy you enjoyed it! Also, sorry, these aren’t really self inserts.ᰔ

#undertale x reader #underfell sans x reader #underfell papyrus x reader #papyrus x reader #sans x reader #underswap papyrus x reader #underswap sans x reader #swapfell papyrus x reader #horrortale sans x reader #swapfell sans x reader #horrortale papyrus x reader

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shedpuns · 8 months

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au where the dreemurrs' monster children come in the other order.

Undyne, young and passionate, so eager to harvest six SOULs from the surface until she feels Chara's real intent and realizes this isn't justice. But revenge won't bring anyone back.

Asriel, born just before the first child falls and his parents split, growing slowly without his mother's magic while she wonders every day why his father chose him over every human child. Learning to fight with his twin sabers, serious and quiet, a lonely lover of tea and magic. He'll be his father's son, he swears. He'll do what his sister could never have, and, holding the last SOUL aloft, bring humanity to heel before the absolute god of hyperdeath.

His best friend, his student, the only one who's any fun to play with--Papyrus deserves to drive down the highway under the warm sun. Rather than rising from the ground like her spears, his bones plunge from the heavens like lightning.

In darkness, Alphys wakes an old and lonely spirit. She comes and goes, heart heard, teeth sharp. She gnaws her own petals for the taste of golden flower tea. Dad, mom… is she even theirs anymore? Was she ever? Her brother is happy. She's only ever been Determined. Time goes backwards, forwards. What's the answer? Where's her justice? Where is Chara?! She calls herself Spear. That's all she is now.

But these monsters are interesting. They wake up feelings she swore were just In Her Way. Alphys, her crush, her rescuer, the one who gave her a second chance. Papyrus, her best friend, her favorite plaything, the one who makes her realize laughing isn't always crying.

The last human.

Toriel's child--they cut her down. That's alright. Chara's just mad again, and Undyne understands now. She understands when they rip her best friend away. They're her best friend.

She doesn't understand when the brother she never knew stands in their way. Too determined to die, his body twists and warps and stretches and pulls the very barrier in to form his wings. He is the angel. She was supposed to be the angel, until she wasn't. Now the child who steps past his broken invulnerable body is the angel.

(To him, when his best friend dies, everything shatters like glass. Love is gone, hope is lost, compassion dead. Everyone's hearts are beating in his ears--humans, monsters, something else that doesn't even know she has one anymore. They want an end to this stupid game. This isn't funny anymore! He just wants them to reset everything, he swears. Take it back! Give him his friend back! Give them all their friends back!

but they refused.)

She watches them laugh as they raise their knife to her, and laughing isn't always crying but since Papyrus fell she and her brother and her sibling have all laughed in the same wretched voice. Does she refuse them? No one is left to see. Surely, that camera in the corner goes unwatched.

Time goes backwards. Forwards. What's the answer? Where's her justice? Where is Chara?

She tries to take their SOUL the second they fall, but Toriel is wise to her tricks. Fine. She'll wait. She'll watch.

Toriel's child--they leave the nest, singed and determined, promise they'll come home when the barrier is broken. She did too.

Papyrus' best friend--they laugh at his jokes, his basketball shoulders, call him on the phone at all hours of the day and night.

She did too.

He did too, the Dreemurr's new angel. With prismatic light he hunts them in the marshes, swearing he'll live up to every example his father set him. But he can't-- seem-- to strike the last blow. He knocks them into the marshes, and the flowers whisper in their ear, and he is no closer to understanding why he wants to stay his hand because the memory of those flowers speaking to him was just a dream. Gone in daylight. They keep running into his ring of stars during his monologue so FINE! He'll fight them right now! He'll kill them over, and over, and over, because there is no such thing as a happy ending. This is all that's left. But apparently all they hear is him asking them to stay and befriend him, even if he doesn't understand. His threats fall as inaccurate as his Shocker Breaker, and Papyrus insists that everyone come make friends.

They tell him about Toriel, and he says they're the sibling he wishes he always had, and a floral heart twists with envy.

Alphys and Mettaton's little darling--she keeps them away from her dark secrets, so she goes there to plot. Watches old anime, writes speeches, stews and stews and stews.

She's watching the palace camera when they finally, finally, cave to injustice and raise her sibling's knife. Okay, Chara. If all humans must die…

With six SOULs, vengeance is incomplete. She is steel and dripping flesh and a single shining eye, turning the sacred shape of battle into something fast-paced, unrelenting--ironically, the genre named for SOULs.

Her sibling--NO--is fast and clever and almost as good at the knife as she the spear, and when her six minibosses hold her down she almost, almost, sees justice from her shining eye. But the eye that sees is on the other side, seeing their signs for mercy, mercy, mercy.

So she lets them go. Revenge won't bring anyone back.

Or will it? That knife was Chara's. Was that kind smile? That quick wit? Dad said he saw their look in this human's eyes. She knows science now. She forms a hypothesis and tests it, follows the human back to the lab. Endures the stirrings of the heart that should be dead. Shapes the story for the human--lab entries, tapes, the seeds that stick to you and won't let go. Watches recognition dawn.

At the barrier, her family defies her. Don't they understand?! This is Chara all over again. And once she takes their SOUL, they'll all be together forever. She won't let them down this time. Even her brother, her beloved, join bolts of lightning and guard them from her. Even Papyrus. FINE! She doesn't need anyone. She feels their hearts beating as one and yanks.

Seven, she says. Seven human SOULs, and we'll be together forever. You promised me, Chara! You promised your sister--

UNDYNE THE UNDYING.

The wind is howling.

She is a shadow of armor on the shining barrier. She screams at the uncomprehending child before her, hatred and anger and vengeance and

injustice and loneliness and the agony of failure.

Mercy is for the weak, she tells them. All humans will die! This is the end, the inevitable, everything they all cried out to her for. Killing them now is her mercy, she says, and they tell her that mercy is for the weak. She is weak, they say, to try to kill them like this, to throw away justice, to hate humanity. She can be strong, they know she can, but she has to give up her dreams of murder.

She is weak? She needs to get stronger. Determination bends to her will and every SAVE point cascades into her form. She sees every timeline, good and evil, sees the form her brother took before their blade and stars help her but she thinks it's cool.

Armor cracks and warps like living flesh. A knight becomes an angel of death. Spears rain down like the shooting stars she saw falling through the sky the one night she saw the surface.

(she wished for every monster to reach the surface in peace)

She is the one with the Determination. They cannot SAVE her. She will finally, finally, give everything and destroy humanity just the way she wanted.

But they can SAVE something else.

Toriel and Asgore stop blasting fire past them at each other and welcome their child with open arms.

Sans and Papyrus' dark eyes finally shine with hope.

Alphys brushes away seeds and recognizes that even her worst mistake loves her.

And Asriel, Asriel, golden boy, angel, cannot stop laughing. Frisk, isn't this hilarious? None of it mattered. Nothing either of them did mattered. The world is one big long cycle and it's Undyne and Chara's story, not theirs. This is just a game, and they are not the players, Frisk! Hee hee hee... hee hee hee... hee hee hee...

He's unprepared for them to say, so what?

So what if they're not the ones in control. They're having fun, aren't they? They had tea. They shared stories. They roleplayed as the Absolute God of Hyperdeath and his favorite human hero. They talked on the phone, and Papyrus was there, and this has never been his story but he has been the most important character the whole time.

With six SOULs saved, they feel something else resonating within the Undying, stronger and stronger--

[Save] *▇▇▇▇▇ Dreemurr.

They didn't even know you could be adopted until they met the monster princess, the one who looked nothing like her mom and dad but had his braying laugh, her ridiculous jokes. They didn't even know anger could be something beautiful until she raged at the barrier, hurling spears and rocks into it to see how they burned up in the light. They didn't even know Determination was the future of this world until their games went wrong and she pulled the fumbled knife out of her eye and told them to try a little harder than that. They didn't even know revenge wouldn't bring her back until they were both dying in the garden and their hideous laughter was dying in her throat.

It was a mistake. An injustice. They were children, not knights, not angels, and the winged armor slowly melts away to nothing as she screams at them that she will not die.

They tell her she won't.

She tells them she will, because she has failed, because she is strong enough to break the barrier with every heart beating as one but afterwards she would go back to just being Spear.

Every heart is beating in her ears, too loud, and Frisk tells her what they're saying. They like Spear--angry, lonely, lost, Spear--because she has changed, but they all have changed, and she's still Undyne.

She tells them to strike her down, and, dutifully, they raise Chara's knife and whack her on the shoulder with the pommel, just like they used to do.

So she lets go. She knows what justice is, she knows where Chara is. She knows the answer. She shatters the barrier, and fades. In the flowerbed, she chews on a petal and tells Frisk to take care of Asriel and her parents, or she'll come back, and they'll wish she had just taken their SOUL.

On the surface, Papyrus drives down a highway in a red sports car. Asriel drinks tea with his father and mother--nothing will repair their relationship, but they both love him dearly. Alphys is reading a love letter.

And Undyne, the lost Dreemurr, asks you to let her family live their lives. Around her neck, a rainbow ribbon.

#fanfic #*goes off my meds* what if I wrote a fanfic about adoption in the discord message box and it was way too long to post there #arrow don't look #eye trauma #undyne #asriel

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