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midnight-mismanagement · 8 months

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Hajime Hinata, confronted with his Ultimate Talented Super Genius Goth Murder Lobotimized self:

Hajime: Oh god.

Hajime: I’m cringe.

#one of my fave parts of trial 6 #man has been holding a complex about needing to be special in some way #needing a talent #and equating that with confidence #and purpose #finally sees that version of himself #and wants to shoot it in the face #hajime hinata #danganronpa #danganronpa 2 #drv2 #drv2 goodbye despair

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mblue-art · 5 months

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—ketchup breath!!

april 2022, huh... how time flies by...

#self insert #lust!sans #mblue art #LM #morning kisses and ketchup breath #silly guy smh #(m kiss lust art REAL??? /j)#a friend said he'd kiss me with ketchup breath and that is very sanscore tbh #thank you to The Chisp Bag for my changes since last year (2022) haha <3 #i wouldn't have thought of kissing Lust Sans as my self (insert) if it weren't for their gentle nudging and support o(-<#although i know the 'kiss' looks hidden- i'm hazukashii abt it hahaha///#guys everytime i look at his face in the 1st panel the urge to kiss him shoots up it is so effective LOL #im so glad i drew this even if it originally stemmed from a silly scenario 😭😭😭💕💕💕#('gog i want lust to look at me like that' ask and you shall receive; past!me. you are now feeling giddy.)

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just-null-cult · 8 months

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are you oka- oh.

#kamo noritoshi #noritoshi kamo #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #yandere kamo noritoshi #yandere noritoshi kamo #yandere jujutsu kaisen #NO CAUSE HE WOULD COVER HIS MASSIVE DEATH GLARE IF HE KNEW YOU WOULD DEFEND THE OTHER PERSON #THEN YOUR ASS LOOKS AWAY AND BRO IS SHOOTING DAGGERS DUDE #i really like kamo #hes so babygirl #kamo has the hugest bitch face. i know it. i know he gives it out when the situation is fucking brutal.#its like the death glare someone else's momma gave you as a kid when you were bad #like bro #🧎‍♂️ damn im sorry #but in my mind he'd cover his face so you wouldnt be exposed to the death glare #smth smth only wanting you to see his perfect good boy self he crafted specifically for you smth smth #hed rather die than see you defend someone whos not him bc he doesnt want to compete for your attention. he feels it should belong to him #but it only makes the contrast of the peek that he gives others that much hotter. i mean scary #also tell me how you peeped the color change god please #i was so cool for that #the pink one.. your pov. hes double face palming.... at smth someone said/did. oh no!!#but for others its red. death glare. hes gonna make them regret upsetting him so much around you #to the point where he had to take his attention away from you for a second. not only that but your attention away from him too #wow kamo ur so. hot #stan kamo fr bro 🤟

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lacoones · 16 days

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baby, I'm a project

✨ spoil me ✨

#mine #me #face #blonde #selfie #girl #dutch #cute #my face #lacunes #tumblr exclusive deal where you can get to see all of me for 35 xoxo #I have a killer tummy ache and I really wanted to shoot some content but now I'd rather shoot myself so apologies

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lavenoon · 9 months

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He finds himself reaching for a different kind of flame, nowadays

hey hey @naffeclipse, would you like some bloodstain fool in this trying time?

og detective au by sunnys-aesthetic

also bonus Eclipse-less version under the cut

#post let luce #dcamv #bloodstain fool #my art #ough i had so much fun with this one #playing with the colors of the buildings #vigilante as a shooting star reaching higher and higher #the high rise as their stepping stone and showing how far they've climbed already #sun and moon as steadying presences #intertwined but distinct; a pair #and Eclipse!! he faces towards them! not away!#he still stands in blood #and fire and smoke are still a part of him #but he wants something else #he reaches higher; rather than sinking further down #okay yes analysis moment over hfjdks I just. hope its not too obscure oop

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charlesemersonwinchesteriii · 8 months

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Elim Garak: fucking around vs finding out

#garashir #Elim Garak #Star Trek: Deep Space 9 #my first ever DS9 gifs! please clap :')#anyways where is quote_from_man_shot.jpg #absolute BEST part of this was definitely making that last gif. I had to watch it so many times making this post and it STILL gets me.#Garak; panting; ajan soaking wet: omg what if you SHOT me wouldn't that be so crazy lol I bet you never would though... haha.... unless?#Julian: ok you little slut. bet.#Garak: YOU SHOOT ELIM???? OH! OH! OHhhh I love you so much <3 Whatever you say Agent Bashir hehe ;) can I come over to your place later ;)#I was thinking about including the next shot of his brain turning off as he decides to do a bratty sub to puppy sub speedrun #but this way felt funniest. his stupid fucking face. from O:< to D:<#I had to make this set to show it's not even subtext. it's textual. he wants Julian to shoot him from the second he shows up.#(or at least do SOMETHING disciplinary to him 0w0)#''Wait. This whole post is dom!Julian propaganda?''#Me; aiming my gun: Always has been.#Starky's Original Posts #Starky's GIFs #is that a tag. what's it matter we're a trillion tags deep here and blog tag search is broken anyways. lawless country.

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phoenixcatch7 · 1 year

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The Wayne doll house

Have some haunted doll au, since it's been bubbling away in my mind.

The bat cave is large and sprawling, many layers and tunnels and hollowed out cracks in the walls. It takes many years to fully reinforce to prevent stray kids from tripping into stagnant waters or fall down crags as he once did. The doll cave, as it becomes known, is in one of the deepest, darkest corners, one where the lights of the furnished caverns above don't reach.

It's one late night sitting at the computer when it suddenly occurs to Bruce that his first encounter with a doll was at the well entrance, many levels above.

There was nothing there when he went back.

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The justice league stared at the subaru. The subaru, having no eyes, did not stare back.

The seven of them had just finished a very long, arduous mission, and narrowly escaped government censure after the base they'd been raiding had turned out to belong to some corrupt official. With the alert up, they couldn't escape through city airspace, or even in their hero suits.

So civilian it was.

Batman had hotwired some bloke's car while the rest of them ducked into alleys and shop bathrooms, but the problem remained. There was seven of them. And five seats.

"I can shift into something more suitable for being carried," suggested j'onn, "but I believe one of us might have to hide."

"Foot well?" Hal tried, and everyone looked around at the tall, bulky, broad heroes.

"Think they'd have to go in the boot," Barry finally said. Everyone immediately turned to him. "No."

Batman spoke up before the discussion could devolve.

"I think.... I would be best for that."

The team stared.

"Batsy?"

Having no lungs meant he could not drag in the tired sigh he wished, but whatever force allowed this body to talk was capable of approximating something suitably resigned.

"As I am, I am... incapable of fully passing as human. It would be best if I remained out of sight."

"So just? Go change? I swear we won't be weird about whoever you are under the mask. Even if you're like, bald."

"Thank you, Wally, but I'm afraid I'm being serious." Reaching for the mask in broad daylight was unpleasant, but the glue and wires held as he gave it a few thorough tugs. "It doesn't detach."

Everyone stared. Clark reached out as if he wanted to check, but withdrew.

"Do you even have a civilian identity??" Oliver eventually asked. "Because at this point I'm genuinely not sure."

Wayne Enterprises and Queen Industries had a meeting that same evening. "Hn."

"Can we go back to the 'incapable of passing as human' part?!"

"We can discuss it in the car," he snapped, stalking past Barry and popping the boot. "In case you haven't forgotten, we're on a time limit."

For once, that seemed to encourage them, and batman, with great dignity, folded his joints and cape into the small space, ignoring Hal's mutter of 'what kind of contortionist -' as he slammed the lid. With a little shuffling he managed to activate his comms.

"I will inform the watchtower of our delay."

"Batman, they're tapping all outgoing signals, you can't -"

"It won't trigger," he interrupted, before he twisted his consciousness and sent it spiralling across the country.

Bruce awoke with a groan, stretching his limbs and taking a moment to marinate in his annoyance before he reached for the comm and voice modulator on the beside table.

"Batman to watchtower, we've encountered delays. If the Texan state government calls we haven't entered the state in six weeks. Batman out."

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"Alien?"

"No."

"Reanimated corpse?"

"No."

"Uh... Demon?"

"Hm. No."

"You're not just a meta human, are you?"

"No."

"Vampire?"

"No."

"Robot??"

"No."

"Batsy, please, someone's got to win the bet eventually. How do we even know you're not lying?!"

"You don't," Batman said, not looking up from his paperwork and Flash groaned, letting his sticky notes fall to the floor as he buried his head in his arms.

"One day," he bemoaned to the keyboard, "one day we'll figure it out."

"Until then please keep your eyes on the monitors."

Flash groaned again.

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Robin ducked under superman's arm as he scuttled down the corridor, laden with the night's haul of snacks. The real problem wasn't getting them - stopping league members from raiding the kitchen would be extremely counterproductive - but keeping them until he could return home to his human body to eat them. Batman had started searching him each time they left and it was really cutting into his daily sugar intake. Unfair! Just because he didn't actually use energy to stay up my night to fight crime, it felt like he did!!

'Oh, you're broken, Robin, oh, don't go out until the glue has fully set, Robin' his arm was fine! It wasn't like there was much crime to be fought on the watchtower anyway! At least not physically.

So he was pretty pleased with himself until he went to set the snacks down and found that the tar like glue they used had soaked through the sleeve and gotten all over his chocolates.

With his other hand, he tried to pry them off, wincing as the wrappers tore and stuck. He tried to shake it, ignoring the way his elbow rattled in the joint.

"Come on, come on - aw, cheezits."

The arm fell off. Robin stared despondently at the limb, surrounded by torn wrappers and dripping black glue where it connected to the elbow. The sour stink of formaldehyde filled the air.

He was going to be in such trouble with Bruce.

The click of the door jerked his head up.

Flash stood in the doorway, wide eyed. Robin stared back.

Flash screamed.

Oh yeah @dehydratedmockingbird have a thing

#batman #Possessed doll au #bruce wayne #justice league #cryptid batman #Cryptid batfam #Didn't fit in there but I wanted to include that every bat member has a mask that covers their mouth #They've all got nutcracker jaws #I don't know the technical name but you know the ones where only a block moves for the mouth and the cheeks don't?#Super creepy on a life size thing I'd imagine #So if their mouth guard or mask gets ruined guess who's having nightmares that night!#Normally cryptid batfam go to great lengths to Look Inhuman and these guys still do it's just easier to not get joints jammed if you cover #Them up. Doesn't mean they haven't pavloved the whole criminal underground into terror at the sound of wooden clacking #They can turn ALL their joints 360 and it terrifies the average goon when you try to sneak behind a bat and it just swivels around to lock #With you. They grapple by shooting their hands out (so they can't lose their grapples) and it doesn't look nice. Yes they use it to #High five from across rooftops or grab things. Punch people in the face from the rafters. (pie the joker)#Their outfits look painted on (they mostly are). Ears swivel. They each have gliding wings installed in their backs after a scare with ivy #Clark was too polite to ask about the rattling and hissing noises he made until one day he was scouting with xray vision glanced over #And nearly screamed XD #long post #long tags

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llamagoddessofficial · 10 months

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I feel like Nightmare would, secretly, be a very adept traditional artist. He obviously wouldn't draw often and absolutely wouldn't show his art to anyone, probably burning it immediately after completion. But I can easily imagine him slowly catching feelings for someone, and (while alone) making very beautiful portrait art of them with varying poses and expressions. It's how he processes his growing attachment without ever saying a word of it aloud.

#can yall tell im feeling romantical #shoot me dead for wanting a sophisticated fella to draw me i guess #he finds himself drawing the face of the person he likes over and over... drawing the parts of their bone structure he likes the most #the way their nose curves at the bridge #the way their lips crinkle #the little marks over the edge of their cheek #how their hair frames their face from different angles

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shrimpchipsss · 1 year

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villain monologue 2.0

#they were just sketches last night but decided to polish a little #middling everyman shapeshifter sqh #wanna punch him in the face but hes too slippery the hit probably won't land #want him to have kinda distinctive hands #rat bastard #rats can be extremely cute too!#shang qinghua #airplane shooting towards the sky #sqh #scum villain #svsss

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bonerey · 4 months

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i really like it when gordon started beating benrey up in act 4 part 1. he literally pinned benrey up against a wall. Interesting behavior there gordon

#they want each other so bad. trust me on this #GORDON SHOOTING BENREY IN THE FACE IM FUCKING SCREAMING #hlvrai #hlvrai gordon #hlvrai benrey #frenrey #hlvrai frenrey #theyre flirting gay people are just like this

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immediatebreakfast · 1 year

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Gotta love how the locals ALL react to Jonathan. They see him head to the wolf's jaws, one who is known for his taste for youth and go "oh that's a baby... I must give up my OWN good luck charm for this kid!"

Jonathan's whole beginning is such innocence facing its first big experience. Very first step out of the hearth.

It also juxtaposes with Jack, Quincey and Arthur, who are experienced men who have had many adventures overseas already!

Jonathan being a child in the eyes of the locals is something that has been discussed a lot, but I still feel for them. Because in a way, Jonathan is still a child, he is away from home, fresh from exams and with a fiancee, to have his first job in the field.

So the locals see this young man who doesn't even speak their language, but is polite, and has the kind of freshness that only inexperienced young people have in his eyes. They don't think much of it until he tells them (in broken german) where exactly he is going. Then, after Jonathan's revelation what the locals only see is a walking corpse, or worse another young soul trapped for eternity.

What the inkeepeer's wife sees is a lonely mother in a candle lit home, waiting and waiting for any kind of news of her son, looking at the window for hours so she doesn't miss the arrival of that young man she raised, and sent to a foreing land.

What the locals see is another victim. It seems that horrible being lost the fascination for the taste of their young (or has already devoured so many), and now he is bringing more innocent young people to his cursed tomb of a castle.

So they try, and try to keep that young man away, but he is a stubborn english man (it's his first job he can't mess it up).

They see the determination of his eyes (or desesperation and confusion), and let him go.

Maybe if they give him some protections he can put the clues together, and survive (it's impossible). Maybe if the coachman goes faster than that devil he can make the young man wait for tomorrow.

Compare Jonathan to these charming men, older than him, who had already seen so much more. The three of them have the kind of "mindset" that Jonathan lacks when it comes to danger. However, I think that even with all of their experience, none of them would have survived what Jonathan has been through in the course of these days.

I know it sounds unbelievable, or even cruel. Still, based on their characters, and the kind of masculine archetype that each of them represent, would Arthur, Quincey and Jack see through Dracula? Absolutely they aren't fools. Would they survive the kind of game that Dracula has been playing with Jonathan? I don't think so.

#For the record I'm talking about the perspective of the locals here #Jonathan has been fully aware of his suspicion and fear since day 1 #He just wants to do a good job and get paid #Also I'm tagging this as #dracula daily spoilers #Because it mentions the three weed smoking suitors #Also I want to hear if I'm wrong in my assumptions! I personally think that Quincey would shoot Dracula in the face point blank #And ride towards the sunset even if he is in the middle of Transylvania winter #dracula daily #dracula #jonathan harker

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zeldasadork · 5 months

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going into session 8 I was so excited to see joel start wreaking absolute havoc on the server now that he’s legally allowed to on his last life how could I forget this guy turns into a cartoon character on red

#secret life spoilers #secret life #life series smp #mcyt #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #dragon rambles #this is absolutely /pos btw it RULES. my fail little guy and his tnt cannon that blows up on his face #idk if he’s gonna win I really want him to. but. I think he’s gonna certainly leave an impression however it all goes down #he needs like. goofy villain music following him around as he shoots 30 arrows into the sky and goes ‘woah who’s shooting those???’#(also his watcher-assigned wolf army call back what’s up with THAT)

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makorragal-312 · 6 days

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I hope to God that this show doesn't try to bring the Buckleys back just so they can be assholes to Buck about his bisexuality because this man doesn't need anymore bullshit from those two, especially now.

And if they do choose to bring them back for that which I fucking pray they don't, it better be so that Buck can finally and rightfully cut them off and Maddie backs him on it.

#911 #911 show #911 abc #911 on abc #911 season 7 #911 s7 #911 s7 spoilers #911 speculation #evan buckley #911 buck #maddie buckley #911 maddie #buckley siblings #anti buckley parents #the looks on their faces at the hospital said it all #they did not like buck being with tommy #and I know that the second they were out of the room they were losing their shit over it #but they didn't want to ruin Maddie's day #honestly the buckley parents getting trashed is the only way I can forgive this show for letting Phillip walk maddie down the aisle #it should've been buck #and I stand ten toes down on that #and I don't need those fuckers shooting looks at tommy or saying how buck is going through a phase #and if they do I need the firearm and/or Eddie to read them for filth #or they can give us a love me anyway 2.0 #minus the familial forgiveness #but seriously can we stop with that trope now

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rosaacicularis · 10 months

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au where scar is the royal guard assigned to keep prince grian safe as he travels to a neighbouring kingdom for a peace treaty but they get ambushed and have to survive in nature until they can get to civilization <3

#and scar teaches grian how to sword fight to protect himself and maybe he lets grian win a couple times because grian is so beautiful when #he’s happy and scar teaches him how to shoot an arrow so they can hunt for food and grian literally cannot focus because scars arms are #wrapped around him and he’s whispering in grian’s ear and grian reboots when after he lets go of the arrow.. scar drops his hands to grian’#waist…. and grian teaches scar which plants are poisonous vs safe to eat and he loses his train of thought a million times because scar #keeps just looking at his lips and grian just can’t stand it anymore when scar licks his lips… so he interrupts himself and places a kiss #on the corner of scars mouth and scar just kinda pauses and grian thinks maybe he read the situation wrong until scar cups grains face and #brings him back in and it’s so perfect and everything they’ve ever wanted and and and #sorry i’m thinking about them #okay i’ll shut up now <3 #actually no i won’t because this is my post. they have to dress each others wounds and they do it far more gently than they need to <3 #scarian #desert duo #hermitshipping #grian #gtws #hermitcraft #trafficshipping #au concept #royalty au

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lotus-pear · 9 months

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THE NEW BSD CHAPTER?????? HELLO?????? EHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK FYODOR

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tippenfunkaport · 1 year

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It will never not piss me off that 80s She-Ra toys were action figures but when they went to make toys for 2018 She-Ra, they would only give us fashion dolls.

How did they learn nothing from the popularity of their own toyline?

Literally, three decades passed and somehow sexism in toys got WORSE.

#spop #shera #she ra #I want my SPOP action figures damn it #they could be completely lazy and just make the same toys again but make them look like the new show and I would take it #scratch action Catra but OUR Catra?#give it to me #i will even take bubble power she-ra idgaf #god I wish mattel wanted my money #*resists the urge to rant about the toy industry and all the ways they did this merch line dirty*#I'm not tagging mattel because then I will get the dudebros who think they know more about the toy industry than me when they SUPER don't #beyond the whole Target limited run / DC dolls thing shooting the SPOP toy line in the foot #the spop merch was very clearly made quickly as a reaction to the shows popularity #instead of ready at launch like a show that depends on toy sales #and if you are too clueless to understand the most basic way the industry works #you are not worth fighting with #'no one wanted the toys' ok jan #go on ebay and look at how much the spop toys sell for and try to say that again with a straight face #toylines that are legit bombs don't have a resale value like these do that's toys 101 babies #resale like that means supply issue #i'll stop now #this is my longest tag rant yet sorry everyone #and for that one specific dudebro let me clarify that obviously it would be great if all toys were made for everyone #but this toyline was specifically made and marketed for girls #and it's impossible not to factor marketing and intended demographic in when talking about this #see I said I would stop and it was a lie #now I'll stop for real

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