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#and then there's Oswald. the guy who likes and accepts all of him
applenthusiast · 2 months
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Thinking about how when Ed was acting nice and attentive towards Kristen, she felt like he was being "almost too gentle" and not manly enough to be attractive. And then, when he demonstrated the same kind of care and gentleness towards Oswald, the latter fell head over heels in love.
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I JUST REALISED I NEVER POSTED ABOUT SEEING ASSASSINS LAST YEAR ANYWAY HERE ARE SOME OF MY FAVOURITE DETAILS (in no particular order
BOOTH STARTED IN THE AUDIENCE. Okay so I was sitting on the second row, right? And like, they did the first song, and Booth wasn't there, and when they do the "hey gang, look who's here" bit, its Prop noticing him in the audience. And from behind us, I hear "you want me up there?" and all the assassins start cheering and beckoning him up, and he goes "no, no, i'm just here to watch" and they all keep cheering and he kind of sighed and was like "oh, okay" and just GOT OUT OF A SEAT AND WALKED UP THE AISLE AND CLIMBED ONTO THE STAGE.
and then when he shot lincoln, he swung himself down the stairs off the stage and ran back up the aisle, and the "sic semper tyrannis" wasn't yelled by him, it was yelled by all of the other assassins. which was just. a really cool parallel to oswald.
oswald firing the shot at JFK was done really well. like, the other assassins kind of literally FORCED HIM. like, fromme and booth were holding the gun steady so he couldn't move it, and guiteau was holding his arms.
Moore was incredible during the gun song. as always. just. emptied her bag by throwing the things that she didn't want and therefore forcing guiteau and the others to keep ducking out of the way of flying objects. apart from the shoe, which she gave to guiteau. and he just held. and then when booth confiscated her gun, guiteau gave her the shoe back and she was just waving a shoe for the rest of the song.
Back to Oswald, they had two different people playing Oswald and the Balladeer, and the death of the balladeer was like, they tore her instrument off her and started ripping the petticoats out of her outfit and forced her offstage, and then the guy playing Oswald was the guy who was the bartender in the saloon, so Booth reaches over the bar, grabs him by the front of his shirt, drags him OVER THE BAR, THROWS HIM TO THE STAGE AND RIPS HIS DRESS-SHIRT OFF HIM, TO REVEAL HE'S WEARING LEE'S TSHIRT UNDERNEATH.
When Oswald tried to flee from the assassins, Booth chased him up and down the aisle and back up onto the stage, and Guiteau had to hold Booth back from attacking Lee when he was calling him a vacuous vapid non-entity. Like, Lee was kinda curled up on the stage and Booth was standing over him SCREAMING and the others had to hold him back.
Lee was killed at the end of Something Just Broke, they did the famous photo shot, and then the lights went out, and when they came back up they were back in the carnival and Lee was like, freaking out and patting himself down where he'd been shot (which has like, so many intriguing implications im OBSESSED.)
Booth did kiss Prop, which I am willing to accept only because Prop also had immense sexual tension with Squeaky (she had all of the guns on her person, and the one that she gave to Squeaky was in a thigh holster and she made squeaky take it OUT of the holster herself and they were very up in each others spaces about it.)
Booth stole the Balladeers banjo during the ballad of booth because the balladeer was pissing him off. Also Booths death was done by the balladeer shooting him and dragging his body off-stage rather than him shooting himself.
FROMME KEPT TRYING TO PICKPOCKET MOORE DURING THEIR SCENES TOGETHER. AND SHE WAS NOT SUBTLE AND MOORE ABSOLUTLEY NOTICED BUT SHE JUST KEPT TRYING.
How I Saved Roosevelt was done so cleverly, like, the actual song was done by Zangara forcing his way through the crowds, and during the bystanders versus they would step in front of him, so in his verses he was just running back and forth across the stage trying to get in front of the cameras but there was always a bystander in his way.
they hung guiteau from the ferris wheel in the carnival. not particularly important but the imagery was haunting.
the proprietor playing like, davey and emma goldman and the accomplicaces/people related to the assassins was so clever because it really leant into the temptation aspect of the character and i very much enjoyed it, because even when she was being goldman or davey or whoever, she was still also being the proprietor.
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kartywarty · 2 months
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is everyone revealing ocs now??? hi welcome to my top ten facts about my ocs
no.1 Halbert K. Robinson
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1. he has viltigo and hides it by wearing his mask a lot
2 .works as a janitor to clean the base
3. was forced to resort to working in a crime due to skin condition, he was framed for a crime he didn’t commit and because people thought he looked weird COUGHS. i wonder who said that ?? huh
4. ex-fire fighter, all his training went down the drain
5. hes 37 and is 5’4” ft tall
6. is actually matt engarde from aa!/j
7. seen as a lower class because of his mask, but in reality he once lifted a whole ass couch just to clean under it
8. the “K” in his name stands for “Karl”
9. he has keys to every room/area in the base so he can clean
10. was hired because he had a “criminal history”, he had to beg to live and only had an option to join mary (he was hired before he knew larry was in control)
btw guys im still figuring out his lore idk guys
no.2 Riktor V. Markov
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1. speaks russian and BARELY understands english
2. has a translator to help him understand (will be mentioned next)
3. looks very intimidating, but hes rarely soft to people sometimes
4. his dad was a godfather for a mafia back in russia, he eventually got arrested and riktor had to migrate to robloxia with his soon to be his translator
5. 5’8” ft tall and is 42 years old
6. uses his bonesaw as defense
7. his hair isnt gray, his hair is ashy blonde
8. the “V” in his name is “Victor”
9. his mom got executed by another mafia that was against his father and he was forced to witness it with his bare eyes
10. his favorite medical tool is the bonesaw
no.3 Feliks Novikov
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1. he is half russian and half american
2. is riktors translator, hes actually helped riktor migrate away and have been childhood friends. they were bullies before
3. has actually been hired by larry in the past, once retired when larry was defeated, later has been recruited by mary
4. convinced mary to hire riktor for medic
5. 5’4” ft tall, 40
6. has a family of 2 and is married, he has a son and a baby daughter.
7. loves jazz he even plays the saxophone
8. plays in a band with the other henchmen in the evil base, hes the lead
9. hes a gentleman and respects his higherups
10. was actually favored a lot by larry
no.4 Scary Autry (Autry P. Harrington)
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1. his face in the past had scarring and acne (his face is greasy, one of the reasons why he hides his face)
2. bffs with barry, cabbage (another break in oc), and danry (also another break in oc). they are known as the “alphabet fourlets”
3. his mom left him few months after he was born, he was raised by his dad and grew up with toxic masculinity OH NO WHO SAID THAT AHH!!
4. hates mary and larry A LOT. he hates larry for defending mary and he hates mary for trying to reveal his own face COUGHC OUGH (rreference to my fanfic about his backstory)
5. 6’4” ft tall, he is 68 years old
6. he knows karate, kung fu, and bare knuckle boxing
7. seems to be really harsh but just blocks out feelings
8. loves wearing boots.
9. the weapon he uses are golden brass knuckles
10. hes TERRIBLE at playing instruments, he was failing music class during his origin phase
no.5 oswald the hacker/guest
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1. his real name/username is Guest0091288
2. he listens to ivycomb and babymetal
3. he was once a guest, he had a lot of good progress while playing other games throughout roblox, until they banned guests. oswald did not accept losing his progress and took things the hard way by somehow reviving his guest account, he fleed to break in to blend in by the guest role, he was caught few weeks ago but managed to still escape by becoming a different role in which he didnt even pay for (hacker role)
4. he has an illumina instead of the classic sword, he uses his phone to spawn holograms tthat act like a shield
5. he is 5’1” and is ageless
6. he hates wearing the caps guests wore, he didnt like how it felt
7. he does not speak, he uses tts (text to speech). the tts program he uses is the alpha moonbase tts
8. loooves making fun of people, even when hes successful to get away with it
9. can impersonate/shapeshift into other characters and users, however his tts voice still remains the same
10. very unpredictable.
no.6 Carter J. Dickgum (self insert)
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1. married to bradley beans
2. almost had a divorce arc Thanks for hanging out with me!
3. named “Carter” instead of “Karter” because of his curved smile (get it)
5. 5’5” ft tall and 45 years old
6. shaves and HATES HAVING A Stubblle
7. doesnt like working out most of the time
8. his emotions appear to be VERY obvious, he is very expressive
9. works as a cashier at tacobell
10. wears mismatched socks everyday.
Okay guys thansk for tunkng in chatn! ‘My sunshine students
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charliethedino-12 · 1 year
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LGBTQ+ Gotham Headcanons
My gender, pronoun, and sexuality headcanons for Gotham characters.
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Harvey Bullock - Cisgender, He/Him, Gay.
The GCPD isn't an accepting or supportive place to work so he sleeps with women to protect himself. He's trying so hard to come off as straight. I mean, he and Scottie were engaged within less than a year of being together. I headcanon Fish as his beard. He wants to kiss Jim so badly.
Oswald Cobblepot - Transgender FTM, He/Him, Gay, and Asexual.
He would be offended and confused if you thought he was straight. Oswald is very open about his identity and will beat the shit out of you for misgendering him. He doesn't care about sex but is fine engaging in it if his partner (Ed) wants to. Gertrude was the most supportive person ever and always gave Oswald unconditional love. When he was younger all he really wanted was to be a boy when he grew up.
Jonathan Crane - Transgender FTM, He/They, Gay, Demromantic and Asexual.
He knew he was a boy from a very young age. Realised he didn't mind using they/them when he was a teenager and started to use both he/him and they/them. He thought he was gay early on because of his lack of interest in girls but started to question if he was aroace when he got older. They realised they were demiromantic when he grew a crush on his best friend at the time.
Harvey Dent - Cisgender, He/Him, Bisexual.
I think he has a preference for women but only slightly. Definitely uses his two-headed coin to flirt with people and it actually works more often than not. Knew he was bi from a young age.
Ecco - Cisgender, She/Her, Lesbian.
She and Jeremiah are in a queerplatonic relationship. She could get a girlfriend if she really wanted but isn't interested at the moment. The most dedicated girlfriend you could ever have. Falls hard. Had an 'oh fuck' moment in high school when she realised she was a lesbian.
Sofia Falcone - Cisgender, She/Her, Bisexual.
Strikes me as someone who isn't focused on romance or sex but could get a boyfriend or girlfriend if she put time and effort into it. I think she has a preference for women.
Lucius Fox - Cisgender, He/Him, Gay.
Acts cool but is probably a gay disaster on the inside. Tries to flirt and is semi-successful when he does. Says he's too busy with work to find a boyfriend and is slightly lonely. Doesn't try to hide his sexuality and has no problem telling people he's gay.
Victor Fries - Cisgender, He/Him, Bisexual.
Preference for men. He isn't that open about his sexuality but still acts surprised when no one knows he's bisexual. Is very casual about it. I see him as a very quiet and respectful person when showing his attraction to both men and women and just prefers keeping his feelings to himself.
Nora Fries - Cisgender, She/Her, Bisexual.
No real preference for either men or women. Would try and flirt with women but it would be seen as something platonic. She and Victor had matching pride shirts.
Tabitha Galavan - Cisgender, She/Her, Bisexual.
Preference for women. I like to think the first person she murdered was a homophobe. Could pull any man or woman she wanted and no one can convince me otherwise. She either just kills any person who is homophobic or transphobic in her presence or beats the shit out of them as Oswald does.
Butch Gilzean - Cisgender, He/Him, Straight
Raised with respect. The two most important women in his life, Fish and Tabitha, were bisexual so he is very much an ally. Type of guy to tell somebody off for making an offensive comment, verbally or physically. He, Tabitha and Barbara were in a polyamorous relationship.
Jim Gordon - Cisgender, He/Him, Bisexual.
Preference for women. Growing up he had some internalized homophobia but he overcame it as he got older. He falls for any pretty girl who ever so slightly flirts with him. I think he likes men who are either mean with a soft side or just a bit of a bastard(Harvey and Oswald). He and Harvey are both in love with each other but are just too stupid to admit it to one another.
Barbara Kean - Cisgender, She/Her, Bisexual.
Male preference. Had some internalized homophobia until she killed her parents and became free. Went to an all-girls school where she had a few girlfriends before getting in trouble for dating other women. Probably pegged Jim.
Kristen Kringle - Cisgender, She/Her, Omnisexual, Greyromantic.
Male preference. To me, she only showed sexual attraction towards her boyfriends before Ed, even then I think she and Ed would've been better off as friends. She very rarely experiences romantic attraction but when she does I think she'd be a little awkward about it. Kristen definitely pegged Ed. She and Lee would've been cute together. They're very dear to my heart.
Selina Kyle - Cisgender, She/Her, Bisexual, Demiromantic.
Female preference. She's had crushes on both Ivy and Bridgit. Acts like she's annoyed by her loved ones but would kill and die for them. She's protective and caring even if she denies it. Has only had romantic feelings for her friends. She has trouble admitting her romantic feelings for people. Barbara and Tabitha are her badass bi mentors.
Fish Mooney - Cisgender, She/Her, Bisexual.
No preference. Flirts with everyone. Doesn't tolerate anyone's homophobic bullshit. The biggest eyerolls. The greatest gaydar in all of Gotham city. One look at Oswald and Harvey and she knew they were both lonely little gay men. Harvey's beard.
Edward Nygma - Transgender FTM, Genderfluid, He/She/They, Bisexual.
Preference for women. The king of internalized homophobia. His whole arc in the show was him denying his bisexuality and feelings for Oswald. The Riddler is sick of Ed's compulsory heterosexuality. Hated his female body and started to transition during uni. Ed was comfortable having a male body but didn't understand why he was only sometimes comfortable being seen and referred to as a man. This led to him discovering that he was genderfluid as an adult. Never told anyone until Oswald and only become open about his gender identity after he and the Riddler became whole in s3. The worst at flirting but simultaneously the sweetest.
Alfred Pennyworth - Cisgender, He/Him, Straight
Does his best for Bruce. And I mean does. Biggest ally you'll ever meet. If anybody bullies his boy for who he is be prepared to be slapped the fuck out of. All he wants is for Bruce to be safe and happy and if Alfred has to teach somebody a lesson in respect, so be it.
Ivy Pepper - Cisgender, She/Her, Lesbian.
Disaster lesbian. Had a fat crush on Selina when she was younger, and still does though slightly less. Her feelings have pivoted more towards Bridgit. The original plant lesbian. Oswald is her disaster gay role model. Expert in the language of flowers and gives personalised bouquets to her crushes.
Bridgit Pike - Demigirl, She/They, Lesbian.
Oblivious to people's interest in her. She never really got the chance to explore any romantic interest they had with the women in her life before being burned due to her home life. She doesn't really know how to deal with romantic or sexual feelings. They never really fully felt like a girl and felt that there was something else to them. So the use of they/them and she/her pronouns felt natural to Bridgit.
Jervis Tetch - Cisgender, He/Him, Biromantic, Demisexual.
Male preference. Had a fucking heart attack when he had his first male crush. He had no idea what to do. Felt so guilty about it. He's just kinda pushed his bisexuality down. He started to accept his bisexuality as he got older and fully accepted himself by the time Alice died. I see him as someone who thinks sex is intimate and I think he'd only want to perform sexual acts with a partner who he'd found a real bond with. Thinks he is really romantic but his lack of romantic experience says otherwise.
Alice Tetch - Cisgender, She/Her, Lesbian.
I don't know why I think this, I just do. It's just the impression she gave me. She and Bridgit could've been arson girlfriends. Always knew she was gay just never got the chance to have a girlfriend.
Leslie Thompkins - Cisgender, She/Her, Pansexual.
Growing up, she didn't really understand why gender was a big deal to some people, if somebody was attractive they were attractive, why did it matter? At university, she discovered what the term pansexual meant and realised that it fit her perfectly. Has three types, dark and badass (Jim and Barbara), sweet and adorable (Kristen) or a mix of the two (Ed).
Valerie Vale - Cisgender, She/Her, Bisexual.
Male preference. Flirts with her sources all the time. She and Lee gave me some gay vibes honestly. Nothing is more romantic than teaching your boyfriend's ex how to lock pick when trying to escape from her own home and a crazy man in a tophat.
Jerome Valeska - Cisgender, He/Him, Bisexual.
Chaotic bisexual with no preference. Flirts with almost everybody. Used to bully Jeremiah for being gay (not severely just little comments) and then cried when he had his first male crush when he was little. He's perfectly happy and open with his sexuality now, he was just a homophobic little shit instead of a gay little shit when he was really small. Never been in a real romantic relationship before so he's useless when it comes to real romance.
Jeremiah Valeska - Cisgender, He/Him, Gay.
Disaster gay. Always knew he was gay. Used to watch male guests at the circus from behind the trailers. Jerome made fun of him for it until he had his gay panic and joined him. Can't flirt for shit but tries his best. Touch starved. Kinda lonely. As I've said before he and Ecco are in a queerplatonic relationship.
Bruce Wayne - Transgender FTM, He/Him, Bisexual
Preference for women. Started to transition at the start of s2. Felt wrong being in the body of a girl since he was very little. The only therapist he's been to is a gender therapist from outside of Gotham. He's just a little sweetheart. He does his best to impress his crushes. Overall, he's just doing his best to cope with his romantic feelings for people (Selina). I like the idea of Jim and Lucius being his older queer role models.
Victor Zsasz - Cisgender, He/Him, Pansexual.
He just doesn't care what somebody's gender is. If you're hot you're hot and he's going to flirt with you. Very blunt when admitting his sexual and physical attraction. Difficult to decipher if he's into you or if he wants to annoy the fuck out of you when it comes to his romantic pursuits. Breaks into his crush's houses and does shit like drink all their milk. Clingy.
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What do you think of my headcanons, do you agree or disagree? Let me know! :)
I apologize for any mistakes, I'm dyslexic so proofreading is difficult.
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sugar-cube-person · 2 years
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Gotham guys noticing that their male coworker has a crush on them?
Hi thank you so much for the ask! I will try my best as this is my first male reader ask and if I get anything wrong or if there’s anything you don’t like just lmk! Again thank you so much for the ask and sorry it took so long :)
Gotham guys x male reader
Description: H.C.’s of the Gotham guys realizing that their coworker has a crush on him.
Warnings: None 
I DO NOT GIVE PERMISSION FOR THIS TO BE POSTED ANYWHERE EXCEPT ON MY TUMBLR AND WATTPAD, my wattpad is @itz_sugarrocky. Reblogs are accepted, reposting my work as your own isn’t. Thank you :)
BUTCH GILZEAN
he would notice right away
he would definitely discreetly tease you about it too there’s no doubt about that, just a fact
I don’t think he would know how he feels right away but he knows he feels something for you 
I mean he is pretty tall but if you're taller than him he would love it
when he confronts you about it he does it like
“Yea you know we should go do something after this job since you like me so much”
and you’ll have to do a double take
cuz like, he’s so nonchalant about it
In the end he’ll definitely ask you out first, what can I say, he’s confrontational
he figured it out when you were on a job for Fish and he had to use the john, and he heard you talking to yourself at how “stupid, stupid, stupid, he’ll totally like a guy like me who maKES UP WORDS” 
he finds it adorable tho lol
OSWALD COBBLEPOT
ok so I wholeheartedly believe he would like you first
just your personality and stature and everything about you
then when he notices you like him back? 
HOO man your in for it lol, he’ll go the whole nine yards
he’ll invite you to something and be super nervous and you’d be super nervous
Its a nerve-fest
and like it would be a gradual thing
to where you both just keep kind of flirting but also being super awkward?
but he would end up asking you to be his fellow king of Gotham with him or help him overthrow Falcone and Maroni
It just depends on where you meet him lol
he’ll notice it because you’ll agree with him on everything and your always staring and making goo goo eyes at him 
ED NYGMA
OOF as we all know, he’s gonna notice right away
and I mean RIGHT AWAY
he’ll definitely be kind of confused about it 
but if you don’t idk kill his girlfriend or something he would definitely get with you 
this man would give you a complex riddle when he tells you he knows you like him
just in general he likes you back ofc
but he obviously not all that open with it considering *ahem Oswald ahem* his personality 
he’d probably wait a while to tell you he knows you like him tho
he’ll notice the crush by means of body language
weird ik but I feel like that’s how he would figure it out
JIM GORDON
oh Jimmy boy would be so clueless until Ed or Foxy says it as if it’s something obvious
like you’d be interrogating somebody and they would just be like
“you are lucky to have him helping you out, when are you going to do something about that crush he has on you?” 
or something like that (sorry I’m crap at doing dialogue) 
once he does find out tho he would just be honest and ask you right away if its true
now after that he would definitely find some reason to risk his life or something bc its Jim Gordon we’re talking about
then you’d just slap him and tell him he’s a dumbass lol
you guys go for coffee as your first date :)
JEROME VALESKA
He’d know exactly when you realize it for yourself
sorry but there’s no sugarcoating this 
he would show his, uh, affection, by doing what he did with the bodies for maniax
but spelling out “I LIKE YOU TOO” instead
now the sentiment is there
but ofc he’s never had a real role model for any relationship in general
so he’d wing it for everything
JEREMIAH VELESKA
I’m sorry but he would know about your crush on him before YOU even know about it
like wayyyyy before you know about it
now depending on which jeremiah you get you’ll answer will vary
if it’s pre-spray jeremiah, congrats, he will be very gentle with telling you he knows
but post-spray jeremiah will be harsh i’m sorry
he’d be all like
“yes yes I know you have that silly little crush on me but it doesn’t excuse the fact that you aren’t doing your job” *cue eyeroll*
but if you worship him enough he’ll date you
he noticed you liked him since you kept hanging around him and asking about his plans and offering help more than was deemed “normal”
VICTOR ZSASZ
ok so heres the deal
he pays zero attention
so he’d have no idea until you tell him
you’ll be on a hit and then tell him that for such a successful hitman he sure isn’t successful at notice when you like him and then you like, start shooting or something
real badass
and ofc he asks you out for milkshakes after ;)
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howl-fantasies · 2 years
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Hi, I was wondering if Y/N and Zsasz only like to listen to disco or also dance to it? Could you write what they + gotham villains think about dancing?
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Hello dear!
I laugh so hard imagining the two at the disco, I had this exact scene in mind :
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Now to answer your question, I think they can do both. Victor knows how to groove, (remember the guys Rap scene with Oswald when Ed was stupid 😂). They don't really have the time to dance or go to the disco though. Plus it would be dangerous : too many people, poor visibility, etc. They prefer do it at home, in their flat most of the time because Zsasz would be in a goofy mood after a good kill or torture session. He would go back home and find Y/N doing whatever she's doing with the music turned on.
If the song inspires him he would just walk to her and grab her hand to pull her out of her seat and initiate a dance, oftentimes as ridiculous as the one in Pulp Fiction. 😂
Now for the next part, sorry in advance for the English mistakes, I wrote it on my phone, and English isn't my first language, I'm working on it though.
What do they think about dancing?
VICTOR ZSASZ
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For Victor, dancing is something funny to lighten the mood or annoy Y/N, since he's a better dancer. Disco aside, he knows the waltz, because of his past and the galas he had to attend with his parents. He was the one who taught it to Y/N, after Falcone asked him. She wasn't happy let me tell you, and nowadays still enjoy crushing his toes on purpose during Oswald's events, because Zsasz would systematically sneer and make a comment about how tedious it was to teach her how to let the man lead.
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Y/N
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For her, dancing is something she's forced to do. She doesn't like it or dislike it tbh, she just learnt to go with the flow while working with Victor. She accepts to indulge him, just him... and Carmine too, because he's someone she holds dear and she knows how old fashioned he could be during 'Family' events : dancing with Fish and her BeCaUsE tHeY aRe LaDiEs. If she has to dance in an event with a mark she'll do it but won't enjoy it.
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EDWARD NYGMA / THE RIDDLER
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Ed knows classic dances and love dancing in general. First, with Kringle, then with IsabellAAAAH! He's also an old fashioned guy, like Carmine and Oswald on that matter. Riddler also enjoys to dance since he finds it refined and the proof of good education. Since he's a true narcissist, appearances are important and god knows he wants to be see as a man of culture 😌. He can genuinely enjoy it, I'm pretty sure he did dance at some point with Lee and has some fantasies about him waltzing with Oswald, him being the lead of course.
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OSWALD COBBLEPOT
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Do you have a single doubt about his capacity to dance? I mean, you saw who his mother was. Dear Gertrud taught his son everything she knew about waltz and refined dances from all around the world. Oswald loves to dance but only with people he absolutely trust. He feels nostalgia when he's leading, and if he closes his eyes, he could see his dear mother in front of him praising his technique and his good look. Even if he doesn't dance during his events, his guests have to and he sharply scrutinize them. Watching people dance tells you a lot about them too, and Oswald is very good at observing and analyzing : are they naturally confident? Do they know how to cooperate and follow someone's lead? Are they close to the other dancer (if yes how so)? Little gestures or glances can betray a romantic relationship, a secret friendship or animosity.
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JONATHAN CRANE / SCARECROW
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Poor Jonathan. Poor, poor Jonathan. This little fellow is the epitome of stiffness. Terrorizing an entire crowd and swiftly get out before the GCPD comes to get him, he knows how to do it. Coordinate his limbs to produce steps and even worse, doing it while leading another human being is an absolute nightmare. His genius mind can't do it, he analyses too much and can't really just follow the music. He would calculate each step, where it would lead them depending of the speed of the turn he has to make, the length of his and the other person legs, their height... See the struggle? He can't stop thinking, would sweat bullets and probably step on the other's toes. Though, if he's comfortable enough with the other and in a safe place, he would do it if it's what they want. Because he's a cute simp and loves to see the happiness on their face. 🥺 Don't you dare hurt his little fluffy heart or I'll scalp you.
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JERVIS TETCH
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Same as Oswald and Ed, Jervis knows how to dance, like a Sir. And he enjoys it pretty much, in particular the waltz. A great tea party always has a few dances if he has the time and hypnotized enough guests to make them ready to indulge his caprice. Jervis would be a bit sad though since none of them would be his dear Alice, I'm sure he used to dance with her when they were little. But he would also see it as a way to honor her.
He secretly wants to invite Oswald and Ed with their plus one since they share his refined vision of dancing and would with pleasure trap Jim in this very special party to rub their gentlemeness to his face.
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JEROME VALESKA
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Jerome... Uuuuh... Loves to dance, I would say. Does he knows how to? Yes, he knows the waltz. Would he perform it? Not really. Or following his own music. He's capable of imagining a unique and very bloody dance to purely enjoy himself or, waltz with someone and enjoy the utter terror on their face. His way of dancing is dominating. He would look gracious though, in his own twisted way but it would only be to mock good society and make a point : you can dance properly, even follow the rhythm (why not after all), look absolutely proper AND be a ruthless monster, a psychopath and a criminal. Look can be deceiving. Ha-Ha.
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JEREMIAH VALESKA
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If he has to, he would dance. Not like he enjoys it very much but he knows how to move and lead (ask Ecco). It would be a way to obtain something he wants, a tool. Added to his good look, he would use it to charm the other and make them do exactly what he wishes. He also agrees (for once) with his twin : dancing during a gala, mixed into high society, is funny because he could blend in it, looking like a perfect well behaved gentleman but is still lethal under the charming smiles, polite small talks and perfect dancing. And he would not be the one being a total hypocrite, I mean, it's Gotham after all.
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A/N - I hope it answers your question. And I hope you liked it! 🥰 Have a beautiful day/night and take care!
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phanfictioncatalogue · 9 months
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Enemies to Lovers (10) Masterlist
part one, part two, part three, part four, part five, part six, part seven, part eight, part nine
A Stolen Ring (ao3) - orphan_account
Summary: Dan’s not normal. Why?
He's not human, he has a mysterious ring, and he hates Phil Lester. They have a strange past, one filled with bullying and avoidance, but when Dan turns into an incubus, everything changes. He struggles with his identity and cries himself to sleep most nights, yearning to be normal. And somehow the universe makes it worse by bringing him and Phil together - in the most literal sense.
a theism in evolution (ao3) - Tarredion
Summary: The sungod, Phil, sends letters to Mother Gaia. He puts all his worries into words… even when he himself can't see right through them
Back To Zero (ao3) - intoapuddle
Summary: One weekend, one house, five people, a recent breakup; Dan wasn't exactly thrilled, but he was going to show up for his friend, even if it meant having to share a bed with a stupid guy that sided with the even stupider guy that broke his friend's heart.
it comes in waves (ao3) - sadlybunny
Summary: Dan trembles in his seat. “And- and what shall I call you?”
He moves his thumb to grip at Dan’s chin roughly. “Captain.” His face inches closer. “Or on very special occasions, Captain Lester, sir.”
It’s 1728 in Port Royal, Jamaica. Daniel Howell, the son of Governor Howell, is engaged to be married to a woman he has never met. The night of their betrothal, Daniel is kidnapped by swashbuckling pirate captain, Philip Lester. As Dan learns about pirate life on the Liberty Galley, he discovers things about himself that he never knew before. Maybe he doesn’t want to return to his father, after all.
Kick Me While I'm Down (ao3) - jerseker
Summary: Dan and Phil meet in an adult kickball league. Phil is just there to make friends. Dan is - not.
Lonely in Conflict, Cast as a Convict (ao3) - andthenshesaid-write (ladyknight1512)
Summary: Dan is a vampire who can’t remember how it feels not to be lonely. Phil is a vampire hunter living in his brother’s shadow.
When they meet, they find acceptance in each other that they don’t find anywhere else, but there are secrets and other forces at play trying to keep them apart.
Oswald (ao3) - philsmeatylegss
Summary: Dan is an asshole, Phil goes through a tragic accident, and this somehow brings them together.
Also Phil owns a pancake restaurant.
Our House (ao3) - sierraadeux
Summary: Enemy is a harsh word. Rival sounds so immature, like Dan’s the star of some teen drama on Netflix. Competition is close, but not quite there.
In simple terms, Dan has a distaste for Phil Lester. Otherwise known as AmazingPhil in their line of business, for some reason that’s beyond Dan. What makes him so amazing anyway?
There’s a reason the network wanted Daniel Howell and Phil Lester for this specific series, and Dan guesses there’s really only one way to find out that answer.
or
And they were co-hosts. Oh my god they were co-hosts.
Redemption Arc (ao3) - philsmeatylegss
Summaries: classic, slightly dramatic rags to riches au
santa pally (santa baby) (ao3) - huphilpuffs
Summary: Phil grabs the first name off the top and hands the pot over. His hands are shaking when he unfolds it and– well fuck.
There, in Mr. Fowler’s familiar print, is written: Dan Howell.
scratch bark bite (oh, love me, i lied) (ao3) - Tarredion
Summary: Music & Drama teacher Dan Howell has a well-known rivalry with his coworker, English teacher Phil Lester.
An unforeseen event flips everything Dan thought he knew about Phil and himself on its head. Slowly but surely, the grudge withers, and the two of them cross the line between enemy and friend. But what will happen when their true intents and feelings get revealed? And was what they had ever really a rivalry? Was it even mutual?
"Seriously?" (ao3) - Tarredion
Summary: Dan and Phil meet while candle shopping and one of them can't help but comment on how obnoxious/boring/etc the scents the other one is picking out are
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the time Phil met a totally-not-handsome stranger and only sort-of wished they'd never meet again. Tough luck?
Servus Sanesco Sanctimonia (ao3) - Nefertiti1052 (Succubusphan)
Summary: After Phil casts an unknown spell, he finds himself unable to stay away from his sworn enemy - quite literally.
snowdrops and second chances (ao3) - sierraadeux
Summary: A tale of the prince who set out to rid his kingdom of magic and the healing witch who found him.
strike a deal, kiss my lips (ao3) - natigail
Summary: Witches were the only magical beings capable of binding and controlling demons. It required a complicated ritual and crazy amounts of magic.
It happening on accident was practically unheard of until Phil came along and got tangled up with a snarky and dangerous demon named Dan. Suddenly bound together, Phil must grapple with control over a chaotic demon that wants to strip the skin from his bones.
And maybe strip the clothes off of his body as well.
The Problem With Travelling During The Holidays (ao3) - Nefertiti1052 (Succubusphan)
Summary: Dan is in a tricky situation, running to catch his connecting flight with no other than his annoying enemy right on his heels. If he could just get on the plane and be away from Lester that would save Christmas.
Luckily for Dan, things don't tend to go his way.
To Dwell on Dreams (ao3) - carltzmann
Summary: "Taking in the whole image, though, it hardly hurt. Watching this perfect version of himself smile and wave and talk to his friends, bathing in success and appreciation, Dan suddenly started to believe that maybe all that was possible, even with the confirmation of a terrifying secret."
Dan and Phil meet at the Mirror of Erised.
you say go fast, i say hold on tight (ao3) - parentaladvisorybullshitcontent
Summary: He's Phil Lester, small independent bookshop owner, who wears graphic t-shirts and drinks too much coffee. That's it.
Except when it isn't.
In which Phil is sometimes a bookshop owner and sometimes a superhero, and Dan is a villain, of sorts.
Your Crowning Glory (ao3) - pasteldanhowells, rainbowchristy
Summary: Dan is 18 years old when the news is suddenly sprung upon him that he is next line to be the next king of Genovia, but things don’t go as smoothly as he thought, between having a suddenly busy schedule, a new lifestyle, an arranged marriage that Dan has no control over, and worst of all, Philip Lester trying to steal his crown.
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lilmissfanfic · 3 months
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King of Gotham
(Please don’t take my story, readers +18)
Oswald’s stuck in a pickle but his and fish favorite person arrives. Takes over and so does Oswald?
(Oswald’s POV)
Miss Mooney if I have a brief word. I know my life is fourth it.. I speak not for my sake but yours.. after all because I still love and respect you.. kill me if you must but keep Clone alive.. as soon as he dead Looney has no use for you. Your simple a threat he will kill you-"
"Whoa" he said
"You think" she said 
"Why would he need another boss in town, another rivial"
"That's where your wrong smart guy. A shes not our rivial because shes not a boss. Shes an under boss" he said
"An under boss takes orders. I dont take orders" she said
"I know that. Were cool. Relax" he said
"Im relax"
"I dont think you are babes"
"Please dont call me babes"
"You see, not relaxed. Babes? Really? It's a term of endearment. It means I like you" he said touching her arm. She raised her arm and looked at it then at him daringly
"Fine. I've spoke. You not an underboss and your not a babe. You tell me what you are"
"What we are Val are partners"
"Whatever you want. Partners. I'm partner number 1 and your partner number 2. That's the deal right? I'm number one and you are?" 
"Number 2" 
"They're you go. Simple math. 1 2 babes- opsh.. sorry.. it's the last time. I swear" he winked the walked over near us and turned toward his crew
"Guys can you feel the buzz in the air. Its victory, redemption, power.. this old man dies our new day begins. We rule Gotham and Build a dynasty. We will whip this town like a rented mule. Right babes? " she looked at him and he began laughing "Ops. Relax I'm kidding you. Guys no seriously.. dont call her babes or tutes or what have ya.. It's a women's netfate-" s
A shot fired in the middle of his head. He fell to the ground. Everyone looked over to see who fired. Seeing Roseile with a gun raised in hand. You could put two and two together. She fired the gun
"What an asshole" she said lowering the gun. 
"My my. I am impress. Well done"
"Thank you" she said walking over towards Fish. She wore black leather leggings and a tight leather jacket. She  high-heeled boots giving her a few inches but many were still taller then her.
Rose stood next to Fish then they looked over at the crew getting into a fighting stance "you sure you wanna try that?" Fish asked. They back away accept for two. Roseile pulled out her gun and shot both of them quickly
"Now.. if you dont want your brains blown to the back of your skull.." Rosile walk towards them "I suggest you make the right decision" 
She walks over towards us hanging from the rope. She pulls out a blade and flicks it open. Everyone silent to what will happen next. She the beginning to cut everyone's rope one by one till she gets to me.
"Leave him, hes no good" Fish said and Roseile turned around
"Rosile.." I tried to say but my voice cracked. She smirked then turned back to the crew
"Now I'm need of a crew and your need of a boss. Let's make this fair shall we. Be my crew, I'll be your boss. Well do great things together" she smirked looking innocent. They others shrugged
"I ain't listing to no little girl-" Rosielie smiled then turned around before she quickly turned back and kicked the guy in the face, knocking him out before you could finish his complaint 
"Anyone else" they quickly shook theirs heads "good... now bow to me"  they looked at eachother and got down on one knee around her
"Well well looks like I have a new partner" Fish smirked
"Yeah number 1 and 2." Rosile joked causing Fish to laugh
"Funny.. now I guess I owe you a favor.. you did kill someone for me"
"Well you do have something I want.." 
"And what would that be.."
"I think we both know what it is" Rose said. Fish looked at her then noded her head. Rose snapped her hands and her one of the crew members pulled out a blade. He walked towards me when gun shots fired.
I tried to hide but hard when your hands are tied together. I saw Rose to her men grabbing the knife and throwing it towards me. My eyes widen then I shut them quickly, looking away in fear. Then I was shoved to the ground. I looked up seeing Rose. She smiled then quickly got up. She the cut the rope for me
I sat up noticing Fish run upstairs. I grabbed a gun and shot a few people that were running after Rosie as she defened off some people. Then I ran over towards the stairs
"Fish where are you!" I yelled then I got hit by a pipe then shoved agaist a wall by Fish. I pushed her back  then shoved her to the wall meanwhile I grabbed the pipe from her and hit her with it a couple times. Till she grabbed the pipe and hit me in the face, She grabbed me by the sholders and shoved me back to the raling on the roof. 
I looked down seeing the beautiful ocean blue. Almost as beautiful as Rosie which is why I am not giving up. I pushed Fish back holding onto her neck like she did me. Then we turned to see Butch with a gun
"Butch.. bout time" Fish said
"shoot her Butch!" I yelled
"oh really"
"do as I say Butch. Shoot her!"
"what are you doing drop him. I'm your girl! remember I'm your girl!" Fish yelled
"Kill her now" I yelled his face cringe and he shot us both. I fell to the ground as Butch ran to Fish. I wasen't gonna lose this. This fight is for Rosie. I grabbed a wood plank and hit Butch with it. We stood facing eachother
"goodbye Fish" I yelled
"its all good" she smirked
I screamed as I then shoved her off the roof. Looking down in shock.
I acually did it. She is gone. Fish Mooney is gone. I killed Fish. I killed the Queen of Gotham. I'm free. Not only that. I'm the king of Gotham. I laughed with joy then stood on the railing 
"I'm the King of Gotham! I'm the king of Gotham" I yelled 
"Oswald.." I turned and saw Rosielie. I took a shaky breath and stepped down then slowly took a few steps toward her cautiously. Tears brimmed her eyes which pained me. 
I didnt know what to exept. I wouldn't blame her if she yelled, hit, kicked, or even tried to kill me. I killed her only mother figure.
I held out my arms ready for her frustration then closed my eyes. I felt little arms wrap around me causing my to gasp.
I looked down to Rose with her face buried in my sholder. I wrapped my hands tighter around her and held her close.
"Im sorry Rose" I cried. she looked up and held my face
"don't be I understand. Your still my special Ozzy" I smiled and hugged her once more
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roboraindrop · 6 months
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A fun game, by MemeHaven on DeviantArt, retooled a bit to be for my f/os!
This was sooooo much fun omg. Why am I not using these more??
1. Dick Gumshoe
2. Daisuke Jigen
3. Dan Fielding
4 . Oswald Harvey
5. Chucky Ray
6. Virgil DeLuca
7 . Launchpad McQuack
8. Toshinori Yagi
9. Reinhardt Wilhelm
10. Warp Darkmatter
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1) It’s 2's birthday. Which characters would go to the party, and what would they give 2?
- Dick, Dan, Oswald, and Warp would definitely be there! Dick and Oswald are coming for the cake, Dan is coming because he wants to sleep with the guests, Warp is there because Jigen is his lounging buddy. Chucky isn't coming, specifically because he is genuinely afraid of Jigen jdjssnsjsh Everyone gets him ammo for his magnum.... Except Oswald. He gifts him a ridiculous tie that will literally never be worn.
2) 7 is being mugged at knifepoint. What happens?
- Launchpad has absolutely no idea that he's being mugged! He is oblivious entirely and the one mugging him (probably Chucky) is getting increasingly frustrated because he isn't getting it jdnskslb
3) Why was 1 arrested? What are their charges, and how long is their sentence?
- Dick is being held in contempt of court and it probably has something to do with me blowing kisses at him across the courtroom and him dropping literally whatever he is doing to catch them, including interrupting a trial fkshsksh
4) If 4 and 5 suddenly became a couple, how would the others react? Try to justify the relationship somehow.
- Oh my GOD the absolute chaos that would come out of this. Chucky is absolutely using him as an innocent face to hide behind. Oswald starts carrying around a Good Guy doll and when everyone questions him about it-- "Hey, you watch your mouth! He's my friend to the end!" I feel like Oswald talks Chucky into a circle and that's how he ends up thinking that he's dating the doll fksbsksh
5) Does 3 have any phobias? What is their reaction to being exposed to said phobia?
- Dan has a fear of elevators and small spaces- He tends to panic when he's trapped in them. There are several episodes about this, actually!! He becomes anxious and feels like he can't breathe. He bonds with Dick this way, since Dick is well versed in handling panic attacks related to elevators! Dan falls a little bit in love with him that day.
6) 10 is approached by a stranger and offered a job. What is it, and do they accept?
- This is literally how Warp gets work 😂 He works for the evil emperor, of course he accepts whatever job someone throws at him, as long as it pays enough to be worth his time!
7) If 6 had to kill one of the other characters, who would it be and why?
- Okay let me level with you. Under the right circumstances, Virgil would kill any of them. And here's why; He is VERY easily manipulated. His whole story is being manipulated by his brother to commit crime. If, say, a certain very manipulative knife-wielding doll got ahold of him... There wouldn't be anybody safe. Luckily, I keep them separated by like 3 rooms at all times djdbskhsj
8) 8 and 9 have to team up to put a stop to 6 before they can kill anyone. Are they successful?
-Oh, thank God, Reinhardt and Toshi are the two men I would trust THE MOST to calm Virgil without hurting him dksnsk Toshi can talk him down, and once they get him contained and the weapon/Chucky out of his hands and see what's really going on, they would protect the HELL out of him.
9) 4 has been kidnapped. Why? Does anyone care? Describe the place they’re being kept. Do they escape? Does anyone help?
10) 2 and 9 have a huge argument about something rather mundane. How do they resolve it? Does someone have to step in? Give us some dialogue!
- Dick, Launchpad and Toshi are working their hardest to find Oswald! LP specifically, LOVES Oswald. He fights harder than anything. Turns out when they find him, he's just been sitting in his closet for two days under a pile of clothes that blocked and jammed the door. The cryptic texts he'd been sending saying "HELP" were him, but nobody quite understands how "locked in" autocorrected to "kidnapped".
- Oh, the two old men are having a loud argument over whether western or fantasy is the better genre. This escalates to the point where Toshi has to step in, because All Might is just big enough to hold back Rein from swinging a hammer when Jigen calls his dragon stories "horsegirl with extra steps".
11) 7 finds out that they’re adopted. What are their thoughts? Do they ever get to see their biological parents?
- Honestly, I don't think LP would care much about being adopted. He would probably love the chance to get to meet his biological parents and become close as an adult! But he wouldn't discredit the ones who raised him.
12) 3 finds out that a close friend/family member has killed someone. What do they do? Do they help hide the body? Do they rat them out to the cops?
- Dan is conflicted, especially if that person is someone he cares about that deeply- He doesn't have a whole lot of people like that in his life. At the end of the day, though, he is a man of the law and follows that law where he knows he has to. He would absolutely turn the person in!
13) 6 and 10 have to spend the day together, regardless of whether they want to or not. Where do they go? What do they do?
- Virgil would attach to Warp, because villainy reminds him of his brother. Warp, while absolutely despising how clingy Virgil gets, would actually kinda like having him around as an extra set of hands. Virgil is used to breaking the law and keeping his mouth shut, so he might even get to go to work with Warp! I guarantee you I have warned him a million times that if Virgil gets hurt, he'll lose smooch privileges for a week fksbsksn
14) 7 has been in a car wreck! Describe the scene. Are they hurt? Is anyone else? Who hit whom?
- Nobody is hurt, this is just a normal Tuesday for LP! He is the one at fault, but that's fine- His insurance is used to it :b
15) Is 1 out of jail yet?
- Yes, he is! They can't keep my husband down!
16) If 1 isn’t free yet, 8 decides it’s time to do something about it. How do they get 1 out? Jailbreak? Or something less illegal? If 1 already got out, how did they do it?
- He promised the judge- And Mr. Edgeworth that he would never do it again! (he absolutely will)
17) What does 1 do with their new freedom?
- Oh, Dick? He and I are going on a date as we speak. See ya! :b
18) 2 suddenly inherits a large sum of money. From whom? What do they do with the money?
- He probably got the money from someone whose life he saved selflessly. Someone who had nobody else, and remembered the kindness that was done for them so long ago. Jigen absolutely uses the money for more firearms, ammo, and puts some towards hideouts and lodging for the gang!
19) 5 is jealous of 2’s money. What do they do about it?
-He sits there and stews in it; He's terrified of Jigen! In fact, maybe terrified enough to get his vengeance via somebody else... Maybe Jigen is who Chucky manipulated Virgil into trying to kill? It's all connected!
20) 7 and 3 get in a fight, and 3 punches 7 square in the face! What happens next?
- As much as LP is a good guy, he doesn't like the way that Dan talks to people. This would inevitably cause a fight, but LP is also a big guy... And Dan would instantly regret that punch, even if LP had no reaction to it! He'd immediately shrink back and start apologizing like the Weasley man he is 💕
21) 10 is feeling sad. Who do they go to for comfort?
- Oswald! He can't explain it, but there's just something so soothing about his voice... (They're both played by Diedrich Bader :'D) But in all honesty, I'm the only one Warp feels safe enough with to open up to.
22) 9 goes on vacation. Where do they go?
- Reinhardt takes a vacation back home, to Germany! He misses it a lot when he travels.
23) While 9 is on vacation, something goes horribly wrong. Describe.
24) 7 has had a tough time in this meme so far. How about treating them with their favorite snack? What is it, and how do they react to being surprised with it? Who surprises them with it?
- While visiting Baldwrich at Eichenwalde, something invades the castle- The enemy team!
Just kidding lol. It's probably just a scavenger, but it's enough to spook him really good.
- His favorite snack is bread! Oswald is definitely the one to surprise him with it, and I think he probably cries a little lol
25) 8 has found a strange, unmarked brown box outside their house. What do they do? What is in the box, and why?
- Toshi goes full hero, cautious to open the box... When he finally does, though... It's me! I mailed myself to him because I missed him :b
The end!
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Jerome Valeska, Jervis Tetch, and Ed Nygma with a gn!witch!reader (I know the ask said fem but I didn’t really write it with a gender in mind)
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Jerome Valeska
You guys first meet in the circus
You’re new and HES SO INTERESTED IN YOU BRO
but he doesn’t believe you at first
Until he throws you an apple and tells you to turn it into a frog as a joke AND YOU DO
Then he’s all over you, asking you to cast spells on people and turn stuff into other stuff.
Later on when you guys are dating and he’s out of the circus you guys are unstoppable.
You’re turning the GCPD’s guns into water guns and Jerome loves it.
If you aren’t really into violence and murdering, Jerome just has you help him by casting spells on people to slow them down so he can do whatever.
If you are into all that, you guys spend so much time thinking about the funniest way to kill someone.
He mostly uses your powers to play pranks on people though.
Jerome has endless questions about what you can do, how to cast spells, and how you got your powers.
He makes you wear a witch costume whenever you guys are committing crimes and he thinks it’s the funniest thing ever.
But you guys are inseparable, no matter if you’re in Arkham, committing crimes, or just chilling, you guys are always together after you’re dating.
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Jervis Tetch
YOU GUYS ARE PERFECT TOGETHER
You guys meet a little after Alice dies, he finds you practicing your spells and thinks it’s amazing.
He considers you his king/queen/lord of hearts.
After he finds you practicing your spells, he asks you to come to a special tea party
At the tea party, he asks questions about your spells and about being a witch.
He asks if you would like to work with him.
If you accept, you guys cause so much chaos.
If you deny, he’ll have to hypnotize you unless you can convince him otherwise.
So you’re pretty much stuck with him no matter what.
When Jervis is put into Arkham, you eventually find a spell to get him out, and you guys lay low in your house for a while.
This means tea parties everyday, a talking white rabbit, and him ranting about how much he loves you.
Until you guys finally decide to go back and commit more crime, of course.
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He’s just confused on how this is possible
Ed’s seen a lot but never someone who can do actual spells
Asks you a riddle and when you get it wrong he mumbles “maybe next time make a spell that makes you smarter”
He doesn’t really believe in witchcraft and all that, so it takes a little convincing.
A long time after you guys are friends, he will eventually ask you for a spell that will bring back Kristen or Isabella.
When you tell him that you can’t do that, he almost breaks down in tears and you have to comfort him.
He realizes he’s in love with you when he looks up at you while you’re comforting him and you’re just trying to make him feel better.
You guys finally get together, and he seems so happy.
Ed gets you a green witches hat with a question mark on it.
If you put it on HE WILL BE SO HAPPY
You, him, and Oswald are the best villain trio
Idk i feel like your villain name would be the green witch
WHEN YOU BUY HIM STUFF YOU USE YOUR POWERS TO ADD A QUESTION MARK OR A RIDDLE INTO THE STUFF
He keeps it forever :)
And he buys you spell books as well as things you like
He doesn’t want to abuse your powers so he doesn’t try to get you to use them as much as everyone else.
He’s so careful with you bro its adorable
SORRY IF THIS WASNT THAT GREAT I WROTE THIS IN THE CAR WHILE HALF ASLEEP 😭
Request Here!
Tags: @jervis-tetch-my-beloved @gotham-swag @mazoga-the-dork @teh-vampire-bunny and one more it won’t let me tag
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riddle-me-ri · 2 years
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Hello! I'm sorry to hear someone took their problems out on you, that's never okay. I hope you feel better soon.
You mentioned writing BTAS Penguin and BTAS Riddler and being open to taking requests so here is mine.
How would they react to a time traveling distant descendant that just shows up, hangs around a bit, does something small and leaves, seemingly randomly. Sometimes they just show up and they have lunch together, sometimes the pop in just in time to keep a office plant from falling over, then leave immediately.
I hope you like this enough to write it but if not I still hope you have a better day.
A/N: awww thank you so much! I work in retail so I'm used to it most days, but everything builds up eventually. I'm much better now thank you so much for the support, I appreciate it! This was such a neat idea I wasn't sure if I could pull it off but it was too fun to pass up. I hope I did your idea justice!
BTAS!Penguin w/ a Time-Traveling Descendant:
Oswald would be taken aback at first. The poor guy has been lonely for so long (we don’t mention Veronica) and ostracized from Gotham’s elite. The only one he had in terms of a family was his mother. The odds of a descendant look rather bleak for the gentleman of crime. 
However, when he finally saw them there was no denying the strong features they had similar to his own. From the stark onyx hair and the slight peak at the end of their nose. 
Could it really be? Oz finds someone to have a family with? To continue the Cobblepot bloodline? 
He has so many questions, who does he meet? What becomes of the Bat? W-Will he ever be accepted into high society? 
This descendant will have to stay vigilant to not cause a time paradox, but they have to admit it was nice to see a smile on his face. 
Oswald enjoys it whenever they visit for tea time or to share a small lunch together. As much as Oswald wants to know what happens to him, he is aware of the consequences, and he would hate for something to happen to his descendant. 
Oz smiles whenever he catches them straightening a painting that’s gone crooked without his notice. One time Oswald almost knocked over his prized emperor penguin sculpture but they were there to catch it. They set the marble sculpture of two penguins joined at the beak. They sent him a thumbs up and a wink before blinking back to their time. 
No matter what happens, Oz sees contentment in what’s to come knowing that whatever decisions he makes from now on, they won’t entirely be in vain. They lead to this charming and kind individual somewhere down the line, and he can’t help the swell of pride he feels when he thinks about them.
BTAS!Riddler w/ a Time-Traveling Descendant:
If Oz’s descendant has to be vigilant, Eddie’s descendant has to be steadfast, strong-willed, and stubborn as a bull. 
Is this a metahuman ability of yours? Have you solved the ever elusive conundrum that is time travel and the properties of time itself? Of course, that’s possible if you’re his descendant, he is a genius after all…so it’s not out of the realm of possibility.
Edward’s questions have zero bounds. If anyone is aware of the consequences of time jumping it would be him, but he’s willing to risk it sometimes for just a fraction of an answer to the riddle that is the future. 
Once his descendant threatens to leave and not come back, he concedes…a little. Can they at least share some new-age riddles? What do you mean no? 
Ed challenges his descendant to all sorts of riddles, brain teasers, and puzzle toys. If you’re the descendant of the Riddler they shouldn’t be an issue. Right? (They mostly aren't but it's partly because of their intellect and part because everyone knows the answer to most of these puzzles by now...but don't tell Eddie that)
He enjoys it whenever they visit. He rarely makes connections with people despite how charismatic he is. It’s difficult for him to develop something real (that’s not impulsive or obsessive…looking at you Batman..) but he feels a connection to them that’s totally natural. 
Albeit he may not always admit it, Edward enjoys their abrupt assistance just in the nick of time. They’ll blink in with that microchip he lost hours ago. They’ll stop by and pick up the pencil that rolled off his desk. Edward will throw away a blueprint only for his descendant to catch it mid air and hang it up on the wall before leaving with no explanation. 
His descendant serves as a reminder for him that he does leave a legacy. His genius doesn’t die alone with him but lives on to keep learning and stay bright in his brilliant descendant. 
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The Reaper and The Death Angel Part 41
This is starting to feel more and more unbelievable to me, however, I'm doing my best to remind myself that this is my story and I can do what I want so enjoy the plot armour.
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Part 40
Contains: Fluff, angst, secrets, serious changes to the plot like as big as it gets, very loosely follows the plot of 4x03 - 4x05, smut (fingering, P in V) nightmares.
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Adjusting to life back home is hard when Clay wants to make money.
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"We've got Bobby, Piney, Juice and Sack opposed. Where we at with the rest?"
Jax was helping Abel with his breakfast, "Chibs knows we need this to fulfil our Irish commitment. he'll go our way, Tig, Happy and Sam too." They went back and forth about getting the other votes, if one of the fence sitters said no, they would lose.
You coming in the door from night shift pulled them away, "rough night?"
You nodded, "yep, I thinking of donating Abel's old high and some of his other stuff, where are the keys?"
Jax smiled, "junk drawer in the laundry."
You nodded, "thanks."
Just as you were wrist deep in the drawer, Clay came up behind you, "I just wanted to thank you for the other night, you helping out as much as you did, that was a class act, it really helped."
You shook your head, "that's what I do, isn't it, take care of the boring shit while you guys get all the action?"
He smiled, "I'm so happy you're joining this family. You're already a great mum, you're gonna be a great old lady."
It was clear how false he was being, "thank you, that means a lot coming for you."
He got a strange look in his eyes, "raising Jax was the best thing that ever happened to me, I love my son, as much as I loved his old man."
You felt a cold chill go down your spine, "that's such a comfort." You knew you should have kept your mouth shut, but there was no way you were going to let Clay try and scare you, at least without letting him know he failed. The clanking of a plate pulled you away, "looks like Abel wanted his breakfast on the floor this morning, I better go clean up."
You walked into the dining room to be greeted with half a bowl of cereal on the floor, "what happened?"
Jax smiled, "total accident, I went to reach for something and knocked it over."
Abel looked between you, "mummy, more."
You smiled, "what do we say when we ask for something?"
He thought for a minute, "mummy, more please."
You went to the cupboard to get him more food while Jax cleaned up, "and here I thought this raising kids thing was so hard."
You smiled, "I'm not going to dignify that statement with a response."
Jax smirked and bent down to kiss you, "I love you."
"I love you too."
Gemma arrived later to help out, "shouldn't you be in bed?"
You shrugged, "it's harder to sleep in bed alone now that Jax is home, I have the next two days off because I worked a double. I'll sleep tonight."
She nodded, "what do your doctor friends think of all this?"
"They love Jax, anyone who doesn't like him isn't my friend. We work with dead children most of the time Gemma, we're about as close as you can get with your colleagues."
She huffed, "what about your boss? He seems pretty zipped up."
You took a deep breath, "Raymond is a good man, sure he thinks Jax and I are childish in regards to some things but he likes Jax and he's really happy I've found someone."
She seemed to accept that, "I have some paper to grade, just yell if you need me."
****
"Wow, Oswald really came through with this place."
Clay nodded, "well he did say he take care of us after he won."
Jax huffed, "yeah well, we've got y/n to thank for that, she's the only reason Hale's in the clink and not turning this place into McMansion vill."
The smell of sawdust hit them as they walked in, "look at my happy little elves."
Jax looked around, "they look great, how much do they hold?"
Opie was already packing the guns, "between twelve and sixteen, weight matches the car parts. Chibs got the specs for the Irish."
"Where is he."
They cringed, "don't ask."
Tig answered anyway, much to Jax's disgust, "you don't need a colonic just eat a salad, sorry Juicy."
Juice waved his hand, "I don't know Sam, why don't you come down and try one out, you might change your mind."
"Before we clear anyone's passage, let's just get these crates built, Bobby you're with me, Wahewa."
Bobby's eyebrows furrowed, "why you need me?"
Clay's tone was dismissive, "because I you miss man."
****
"I know you didn't bring me out here for my vast knowledge of projectiles."
Clay shook his head, "I wanted to talk to you alone."
Bobby knew where this was going, "say what you wanna say Pres."
Clay's tone was short, "the beating we took over the last few years has set us way back."
Bobby did his best to stop the train but Clay wasn't listening, "how did you get the boy to sign off on this? Drugs nearly killed his kid, his old lady spent most of her life dealing with cartel carnage, you know she would have told him stories." It was Clay's turn to do his best to shut down Bobby's line of thinking.
"I tell you what Jax gets out of this, Jax wants out, he's got kid, he's got an old lady he loves, he's done."
Bobby suddenly got it, "he backs the drugs, you let him out clean?"
"Yep."
****
"Hey Gemma, I'm heading to Clear Passages, they just got my meds in."
You could hear Abel giggling, "no problem, you want me to get Abel his lunch?"
You walked into the kitchen, "it's in the fridge, he's has to say please and thank you."
She gave you a smile, "sure."
You kissed Abel on the nose before leaving, Abel waving his little hand, "bye bye mummy."
The first thing you noticed as you reached the street was the unmarked car out the front, when you walked in, Juice was waiting on the chairs, "hey Juicy, what brings you by?"
He smiled, "Chibs needed a treatment."
You shook your head, "Chibs needs to have a smoothy and a bowl of lentils."
He huffed, "you sound like your brother."
You collected what you needed and waited with Juice, Chibs coming out half an hour later looking and feeling much better, "my opinion hasn't changed, fibre fixes everything." As you came out, the cops pulled up.
"Hands on the wall."
You rolled your eyes, "we all have cards, this isn't legal."
The shove hurt, "the federal government doesn't give a shit."
They only searched Juice, then he was being dragged away in cuffs, "Juice, do not talk to anyone without your lawyer present."
You pointed to Chibs, "I'm going to make sure this doesn't get worse."
You raced off after the car and drove into the district just as they did, "Juice, don't talk."
The officer put his hand up, "you can't go in there ma'am."
You smiled, "if you don't let me in with him I will sue this department into the middle of next week, he's entitled to someone with him until his lawyer gets here because he's not under arrest is he?"
The officer went wide eyed, "this way ma'am."
Roosevelt jumped when you walked in, he did his best to hide the file in his hand but you got a good look at it, "she can't be here."
You smiled, "Juice, do you want me here?" He nodded, "I can be here, I know this is about anyway."
Roosevelt swallowed, "let her stay." You sat down next to Juice and placed your hand out for the file, "you're a pig Mr Roosevelt, down to your very core." You turned to Juice, "he can't use this against you, your birth certificate doesn't say black does it?"
Juice shook his head, "then how can they prove the truth? They can't Juice, this is because if RICO." You handed him your keys, "go and wait in the car, I'm going to have a chat with Mr Roosevelt." Roosevelt clenched his jaw but let Juice go.
"Aren't you a smart one."
You shot him a nasty smile, "Mr Potter is not to be trusted, ask him about a little girl named Elsie, he'll know what I'm talking about, and if you go near Juice again, I will dig up dirt on you and Potter and have it splashed along the New York Times the next day." Without another word, you left.
Juice was chewing on his fingernails when you got to the car. You stopped at the trunk to get your kit then climbed into the driver's seat, "you're going to do a cheek swab, them I'm going to bullshit what's in it and we're bring this to the table, they can't do anything if the Club is ready for it and no one will think twice that the DNA is real." Juice yanked the swab out of your hand.
"Now you're going to call the other and tell them you need to talk to them, all of them, before or after the vote, I don't care." He nodded, "I'm going to drop you at home, everything is going to be ok Juice, I promise, I told you I'd take this secret to the grave and I meant it."
The moment Juice was inside his house you called Vance, "I was right, they were going to use Juice's father against him, I've stopped it from happening for now but you need to tell me the moment they start looking hardrer."
"Done, will that be all?"
You huffed, "no, tell Parada that there's a RICO investigation happening. I don't want this Potter fuck to have any room to move." You called Gemma next, "something's come up, I need to stop by the lab, can you after Abel for a little while longer?"
"Sure."
****
Three hours later, everyone was sitting at the table. Bobby kept looking at Jax with a strange expression, and Jax could pinpoint why. Juice was anxious, his knee bopping under the table. You came in a pile of folders and placed them in the middle of the table. "You wanna tell us what this is about Darlin? Juice said you didn't give much room for us to say no."
You pulled a piece of paper out of your pocket, "this DNA test shows no sign of African heritage. I told you Linclon Potter was an evil man and I meant it, he's trying to use the fact that Juice doesn't know his father to get him to rat. Roosevelt showed Juice a bullshit photo and said it was his father. Your by-laws being what the what are means he would have every reason talk."
Everyone went silent, "you can't be serious."
You nodded, "sadly, Chibby, I am. I've dealt with this guy before, I'm more than willing to share my insight on how to deal with him."
Clay waved his hand, "go ahead."
"Honesty, he'll move on to the next person as soon as he can, when he does you blast whatever he's said to everyone, he's going to use lies that can't be proven as such. Go on a group call and go on and on about what he's said, you'll find any false proof that he'll have will mean nothing."
Kip got up and got you a chair so you could sit next to Jax who put a calming hand on your arm, "how do you know this guy? Sam gave us a pretty short version."
You took a deep breath, "I was writing a paper about men who attended strip clubs on a regular basis, this strip club was a front to sex trafficking."
His hand squeezed you a little tighter, "I knew what Potter was pretty fast, he just didn't fit. I tried to warn him that if he fucked up, girls would die and he didn't listen. The night they raided, they didn't wait for anyone to leave, bullets started flying, and a young girl, Elise, got shot in the spine. I managed to drag her away from the shooting, but she was paralyzed from the waist down. The only reason she and the other women were given W visas is that I told him I would go public."
Jax huffed, "wow, this guy really does suck."
You nodded, "I've left his case files that I can access in the folders, go through them when you have the time. I'll leave you to your vote." You turned to Clay, "if I ever see you lay hands on Gemma or another woman again, I'll break your hand, I don't care who you are." Jax's eyes went wide and he glared at his stepfather as you walked out.
You were standing with Gemma in the office doorway when they came out, "looks like the vote passed."
She pulled you into the office and pulled something out of her pocket, "Abel found this in your drawer."
You did your best not to seem worried, "and?"
She huffed, "letters from John Teller could be very painful, could set things off with Clay again."
You nodded, "it's not my place to decide what they could be, I have no intention of showing Jax until the guns and the drugs are gone. We need to focus on keeping our families safe Gem, don't get me killed."
****
"Good morning beloved."
Jax smiled and looked up for the small book he was writing in, "morning Darlin." Jax had been spending a lot of time in Abel's room, having been very impressed with all the work that went into it while he was away.
"What are you writing?"
Jax smiled, "just jotting some things down."
You smiled back, "good for you, when are you getting back?"
Jax stood up and kissed you, "a couple of days."
He was still standing close enough that you could feel the warmth coming off him, "please be careful, RICO is still going on no matter what happened with Juice, I don't want you getting caught with a truckload of guns and coke."
He nodded, "I know, I'll be careful, I promise. You wanna tell me what that comment was the other day?"
Jax's tone was measured, "I saw Gemma confront Clay about the drugs, he shoved her into the railing, it looked nasty Jax."
His jaw clenched, "thank you, for stepping in for her. I'll keep an eye on it, tell me if you see anything else."
You nodded, "I will, but I'm not going to go back on my threat Jax, if he hurts her, I will hurt him, I don't care what the club says."
****
They met Arizona in the middle of the night at a mostly deserted gas station, "we're sorry about Little Paul, really wish we could have made the funeral." A commotion pulled their attention away, after Bobby took a baggie off the ground and let everyone know it was meth, things devolved from there.
"Ain't a risk, that's a truck full of automatic weapons dooshbag, a life sentence for everyone involved and you have us roll up on your Goddamn crank den." Tempers continued to flare but Clay pulling rank didn't help because Armando was right, it wasn't Clay's Club.
The table was no different, even after Clay threatened to pass off all the work to the Mayans in Santo Padre. "Why the hell did Reggie turn in his patch, dude has eighteen years?" Jax was distressed to know it was about Little Paul but the fact that the whole charter was behind the drugs didn't help.
"Alright bro, come on."
****
"Romeo does not seem like the kind of guy that runs late."
Jax was less worried, "relax, he'll be here."
Jax knew something was going on with the drugs, all it took was Clay asking for him to bring it up, "Little Paul would have never signed off on crank."
Chibs nodded, "and Reggie was a lifer, him walking away, doesn't make any sense."
"I know, it was a close vote, two nos easily sway it the other way."
Tig was next, "so you think someone clearing the opposition?"
Jax shrugged, "I don't know, but it's worth tracking down Reggie, asking him why he quit."
Clay nodded, "let's go find Reggie, we gotta shut this crank thing down. Send a message to the other charters that we don't deal."
"Cartel's here."
Bobby shook his head, "every business needs shipping and selling, you can't separate to two."
Clay turned in his heel, "I got a wife that says shit without saying shit, grow a sack Elvis."
"Armando right, muling and dealing same Goddamn shit."
Tig did his best to defuse the situation but not much helped, Jax leaned in close to Clay, "let's get this done."
****
Jax wasn't shocked about the tail but he wasn't happy about how Tuson handled it, nor about how Clay tried to show off. When they walked into little Paul's pet shop, they were struck by how he behaved. "What do you want?"
Jax picked up a small glass ornament and looked around, his eyes landing on an empty fish tank, "just wanna say hello man, we missed you at SAMTAZ."
Reggie flashed his arms, "I'm out, good standing, ink's all black."
When Reggie didn't budge, Jax threw the glass at the fish tank and water went everywhere but after Reggie went for a gun and Chibs put his own against Reggie's skull, he talked. Not only were there serious problems between members but Reggie was being blackmailed and Little Paul was clearly killed by Huff.
Before they could talk more, they were called away to meet with the Cartel.
****
"Hey Piney, Travis said he let you in while I was in a meeting. What brings you by?"
He smiled, "you remember those questions you were asking me a few months back about John, then you said you read something?"
You nodded, "yeah but you shut that down faster than I could get the words out. Why do you want to know now?"
"The Club is heading into trouble waters, and maybe, something of whatever you read helps me to keep the boat from, you know, rocking too much."
You shrugged, "Piney, we both know where this leads. You and I both know John wanted the Club out of guns and he would have died before getting into drugs. Using what's in them against Clay will only get the both of us killed."
Before he could say something, Gemma walked in, "ah, sorry."
You smiled, "no problems, but that ID doesn't mean you can't knock Gemma."
Piney went to get up, "that's ok, we're done."
You placed a hand on his shoulder, "it's alright, we should finish this conversation. How can I help Gem, is Abel ok?"
You walked Gemma out of your office and into the hallway, "what do you need?"
She placed an arm on your shoulder, "I want to sign you up for a committee, Charming Central Gardens, we need to raise money to save it."
You smiled, "too late, I already donated a large portion of Anvil's earnings last month."
She smiled, "really, that's great. Oh well, you saved me a long winded speech."
You nodded, "well, I better get back to Piney, I'm working a possible Nam vet and I need to pick his brain for context."
She nodded and seemed to buy it, "great, I'll let you get back to it." You kissed her on the cheek and she left, when you returned to your office Piney was there waiting for you.
"I really need to know what you've read."
You pressed your lips together, "I just told Gemma, I called you here because I'm working on a Nam vet, that's the story you need to go with. I can't tell you what I read but I can tell you that your suspicion about Clay, the ones you've had since JT died, are true and you must know how dangerous it is to share them with anyone."
He nodded, "I hear you loud and clear Sweetheart, I was here to help with a case and nothing else you said will leave this room."
You smiled, "thanks Piney, and be safe, I'd be heartbroken if anything happened to you because I asked too many question."
He hugged you and left, the moment he was out of earshot, you called Vance, "yeah, bad news. I think Piney, one of the members, is at risk, I need to cabin bugged in case something happens to him."
"You think his put the two and two together about John after you asked him?"
He didn't sound upset, "yeah I do and he doesn't want to the Club into drugs, I'm worried he's going to put his foot in it and Clay's going to repeat history."
"We'll get it done in the next two days and send you a link to the feed. Stay safe y/n, you're more than just an operative, if anything happens to you, I'd hold myself responsible."
"I know, I care about you too Leon, but I can look after myself."
****
"Sorry to interrupt your solitude Mr Delany, Gabe Marcel Santaquin, Deputy Sheriff's department. I just need a few minutes of your time."
Otto looked up at the man and smirked, "quit the bullshit, I know who you are and I ain't talking."
Potter was taken aback, "I see Jackson Teller's old lady has covered all her bases, not matter Mr Delany, I'll be back."
****
Jax did his best not to give away how worried he was, first the meth vote going through now the Cartel showed up armed to the teeth, things were going sideways before their eyes. The only people who didn't seem shaken by the current situation were Sam and Kip but he imagined this wasn't anything new for them.
He didn't believe the Cartel for one minute about everything being ok, how could he trust them when they were armed for a war and telling them nothing was wrong. "Thirty kilos of uncut Colombian cocaine, give it a safe ride, gentlemen. We'll be up in a few days to check up on the operation."
"Come on, let's load it up."
****
"We just got an update about your friend Otto, Potter did approach him."
You took a deep breath, "are we any closer to dealing with that?"
Vance made an affirmative grunt, "it looks like they're going to hit Juan again, if he doesn't come through this time, he'll lose all his funding and it will be over. We need to wait to see how that goes before we step in."
"Great, I'll tell Parada and Torres to watch their backs, let me know if something flags."
****
The drop off at the warehouse was easy, Marcus left one of his guys there for safety while Miles and the prospect stayed close by to look after the haul. As they all headed home, Juice got a call from Roosevelt telling him to meet him on the highway, he ran up to everyone just before they left, "yeah, they was Roosevelt, he wants to met."
Clay nodded, "everyone needs to be available to answer the phone if he calls, Otto left a message with Gem that Potter went to see him."
Jax shook his head, "shit man, your sister was right, this guy does not give up."
Sam shrugged "if he can't get anyone to turn soon, he's going to lose his funding, we just have to hold him off until them."
Juice seemed to reach a resolution and left, as the other drove away, Sam pulled aside, "I think we should keep the cash at Anvil in Oakland, something tells me our fiancees wouldn't appreciate blood money being in the house, Billy's ok with it."
Jax nodded, "yeah good idea."
****
"How was the bike show?"
Juice looked around, "our PO signed off on the run."
Roosevelt was in Juice's space and his tone was short, "I'm gonna set up random piss tests, let's us get together and chat private."
Roosevelt tried to go on but Juice stopped it, "I told the Club about what you have on me, you can't do anything because you have no proof, a photo doesn't mean anything."
Roosevelt's eyes went wide but he recovered quickly, "let me guess y/n faked your DNA. I wonder what the Club would do if they found out she's helping you?" Juice shook his head and pulled out his phone.
"Let's find out."
He did what you told him to do and set up a group call, everyone picking up one after the other, "Hey Juicy, Jax isn't home yet, you need something?"
"Juice, how did it go with Roosevelt?"
"You know what to do." Juice chuckled at Happy's voice mail, then the phone clicked over as he answered, soon after he had everyone on the line.
"Yeah, y/n was right, they're still trying RICO, Roosevelt trying to say that y/n faked my DNA test."
There was a burst of laughter, "my sister, faking DNA, shit, these people really didn't do their homework."
"Oh boy, Potter is desperate, if you like Eli, you can come to the lab and watch me test it again?"
Roosevelt was silent, Potter was not going to be impressed, "can I go now?"
Roosevelt waved his hand, "yeah you can go."
You knew Jax was almost home so you called Vance in a rush, "you were right, they went after Juice again. I think it's time to let Mr Potter know who he's dealing with."
There was a chuckle, "with pleasure, would you like to do the honours?"
"You fucking bet." The noise of the keys in the door pulled you away and you heard Ima yell to Abel, "daddy's home." You came running out of the office and hugged him just as he put Abel down from saying hello, "I missed you."
Jax pressed a kiss to your lips, "I missed you too."
He was smiling from ear to ear, "how was your trip?"
"Good, I brought you a souvenir."
You raised your eyebrows, "from a bike show, I can't wait." He was holding something behind his back when he pulled his hand in front of him, there was something clenched in his fist, you tilted your head and he opened his hand.
"This is rough turquoise, how did you find it?"
He smiled, "there was a little market by the road, I thought you could add it to your collection."
Jax took in your joy filled smile, "oh Jackson, that was so sweet of you. I love it." You were running off to put in it in the case before he could say anymore.
"I'm glad Darlin, I do just about anything to see you happy."
You pulled him into your arms, "I'm always happy when I'm with you."
****
Jax left for work and you left Abel with Ima for the day, "I'll be back around four, I have to run some errands then I need to head to work, just call if you need anything."
She nodded, "drive safe."
You drove to Charming PD first and went right to Hale's office, "hey y/n, I didn't get a call from Holt, do you have a case in Charming?"
You shook your head, "no, I just wanted to let you know that Roosevelt isn't going to be a problem anymore and you should expect a visit from some friends in suits, I just didn't want you blindsided."
He nodded, "thanks and good riddance, that guy needs to go."
"Yeah he does."
You went to Roosevelt station next and walked right up to the front desk, "hello I need to see Lincoln Potter please, he should be in the upstaris office"
The cop stuttered for a moment, "right this way ma'am." He took you upstairs and to a door, "I don't have the key card some you'll have to wait to be let in." He left right away and a few seconds later, the door was opened.
"Ah Miss l/n, please come in." Potter's slimy face made you want to punch him, "I was wondering when you make a visit."
You smiled, "we have things to talk about and then you're going to get the fuck out of my town, now I need a laptop." His face fell as he watched you enter a website address and then fill in the fields.
Identification number: 41764 Bravo 1011 Echo 45 Zulu 9.
Clearance level: Alpha ten.
Operator Status: Former operative, temporarily active.
A video fed opened, "hello Mr Potter, I guess Dr l/n has decided to share what's really going on?"
Potter went pale, "no, maybe you could tell me."
Vance shot him a nasty smile, "you are to pack your RICO operation now and leave, you are no never speak of this to anyone and you are to drop any files on the cartel, the Irish and the Sons of Anarchy or you will lose your job and your freedom. If you step wrong, your dalliance down south will be all over the paper by tomorrow."
He gasped like a dying fish, "I will not ask again, there will be agents there in an hour to destroy your files, and then you are to leave on your next assignment, this has already been cleared." The video feed went black.
"I bet you're very happy with yourself?"
You nodded, "over the moon, until next time you piece of shit."
****
They got the news that RICO was done halfway through church, Gemma walking in with her burner, saying it was you and it was important "hey Darlin, is everything ok?"
He could hear the smile in your voice, "hell yeah, guess who I just saw leaving town."
"Potter?"
There was a clap, "yep, Potter. This morning took the wind out of the operation and they've cut funding, I got the call from a good friend whose job will remain nameless a few minutes ago."
Juice visibly relaxed, "that's the best news we've heard all day."
Clay sounded truly happy, "I know, as much as I'd love to stay on the line and hear you sing my praises, something came up at work and I have new interns to break in, talk soon."
Jax hung up the phone and handed it back to his mother, "God I love that woman."
They all chuckled, "careful Chibs, she's still my old lady."
With that news, church was over but Piney stayed to talk to Clay. "JT would have never touched drugs."
Clay's tone was dismissive as always "JT was a good businessman, he would have seen the value in this."
Piney shook his head, "John knew anything that brought too much heat was bad for the Club. It's why he changed his mind about the guns, remember?"
"Yeah he talked about that, getting us out."
Piney knew for sure now that Clay was responsible for Jonh's death just by the way he was talking, "he did more than talk, he reached out to Kellan to set a meet with the IRA, made a decision to get us out of the gun running business. A decision that you couldn't let him live with."
"You been talking to ghosts old man?"
Piney shook his head, "nah, not exactly. I found some old letters, John's handwriting, proof that he wanted out, proof that he feared you would do something to stop him, before that meet could ever happen, John Teller was murdered and the letters paint a vivid picture of who did it."
"JT laid his bike on five-eighty and was crushed by a semi, it was an accident."
Piney's tone was hard, "we'll never know Lowell Sr disappeared the next week and he was the only one John let work on his bike."
Clay got up, "what do you get out of this?"
"It's not about me, you kill the drug mulling or I'll let the rest of the Club read the letters."
Clay shook his head, "you ain't got any letters."
Piney huffed, "ok then. doesn't matter to me, either way, I get what I want."
Clay tried to give him an excuse but Piney wasn't interested, "you've got till the end of the week to figure it out. And in case you're still thinking about slitting my throat, I wouldn't, I have contingencies in place."
Clay went to Gemma right away, Gemma was shocked that you shared anything with him and the look on Clay's face was making her regret opening her mouth, It was her turn to try and calm Clay down but even the mention of Abel didn't help but Clay, ever the nasty monster decided to bring up that he and Gemma were together before John died.
Gemma did her best to defuse the situation and offered to find the letters, when she made Clay promise not to do anything, she didn't believe Clay's promise for a moment.
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"The bugs are set up at the cabin, you need anything else from us?"
You looked at the copies of the letters in your hand, "yeah, I'm going to give the letters to Wayne Unser, I have a feeling Clay is going to start looking for them and I need to let Clay know that I have plans if anything happens to me."
"You want us to monitor his calls in case he green lights you?"
You took a deep breath, "why do you think I'm passing them on, I need to know where Clay stands and Unser will pass them on to him."
Vance gave an affirmative grunt, "done. I know you know what you're doing but this isn't like before, you're a mother now, you can't run headlong into danger and hope everything goes well."
"I know, I'll be careful."
You drove up the Unser's trailer and knocked on the door, he answered with a surprised look on his face. "What brings you by?"
You smiled, "Can I come in?" He nodded and stood aside and you handed him a brown folder, "if something happens to me, I need you to get this to the Club."
"What's going to happen to you?"
You shrugged, "I don't know, what's in there will tell everyone why it happened if something does."
He nodded, "ok, sure. Is there anything you need to tell me."
You looked him dead in the eyes, "don't trust Clay as far as you can throw him."
Unser was horrified as he read the letters, you were right, Clay couldn't be trusted. Before he could burn them completely, Clay drove onto his land. "What the hell are you doing?"
Clay stamped out the flames as Unser walked away, "I wish I'd never read them, lies are easier to stomach."
They went back and forth, Unser becoming angrier and angrier, "and Gemma, is she delusional too, does she know the real reason why you killed her old man?"
Clay didn't care, "what's the matter, chief, you after the love of your life betrayed you too?"
Gemma showed up soon after, Unser did his best to defuse the situation by she knew that if she didn't act fast, something terrible was going to happen, "Wayne, you and I both know what's going to happen to her if we don't do something."
Unser nodded, "I know, just let me think."
Gemma nodded and piled the burnt remnants into a zip lock bag, "let me take these to Clay, see if I can ease his worries a bit."
They both knew it was like rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic.
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"David Hale's on his way in."
You imagine it was about what he learnt this morning, "hey, what brings you by?"
He smiled knowingly, "you know what, I'm here to ask how I can help."
You shrugged, "just do as you were told, look the other way for the next few months, don't pursue the Club until this all blows over then we can go back to normal, but by that time, the Club will be legit and you won't have a reason to go after us."
He nodded, "I'm sorry you've had to go back into the life, I know it must be hard to lie to the people you love."
You nodded, "it's almost impossible but it was the best option, I can only hope that Jax forgives me."
Hale smiled sadly, "he loves you very much y/n, I think he'll understand why you're doing what you're doing."
"Don't be so sure, I can't imagine him wanting to be with me when he finds out the kind of person I really am."
Hale shook his head, "what, someone who is willing to do whatever they can to keep the people they love safe, someone who has risked life and limb for nothing in return, or the woman who is raising a sweet, respectful little boy?"
You huffed, "oh David, you wearing your heart on your puffed up sleeve is going to get you hurt, I am not as wonderful as you think I am."
David stood up to leave, turning on his heel to say something, "I don't think you're giving Jax or your friends enough credit, they don't really have grounds to judge you."
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Gemma did her best to try and calm Clay down, showing him the burnt letters and telling Clay she took them right from your desk drawer seemed to help but the way Clay was acting still worried her, she knew he was a good liar, she only hoped she had done enough to stop him from doing something stupid.
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It was late when you heard Jax come home and climb into the shower, after he got out of the shower, he was crawling into bed next to you, sticking one hand over your pillow and wrapping the other around your body. He pressed a firm kiss to your cheek and you turned over in his arms.
"How was your day?"
He smiled softly and he hiked your leg over his hip, "great, thanks to you. Hale even came by to apologise for not keeping a better eye on Roosevelt. How was work?'
You smiled, "we had some rich tourist come by and demand to see bone storage, Holt laid into them, it was beautiful."
Jax chuckled, "I can imagine."
He kissed you, his hand coming to hold your face while the other ran on your skin under your shirt. You could feel his cock hardening against your body as he pulled your sleep shirt off. He placed his hand on your bare back and pulled you closer as you reached under the covers and slid your hand into his boxers, wrapping your hand around his cock to stroke him to full hardness.
"What are you in the mood for?"
You shrugged, "whatever you are."
He giggled, "you want to overthrow the government to find out if aliens are real?"
You nodded, "yes, but I would like have sex with you first."
Jax laughed and rubbed his nose with yours, rolling you both over so he was on top of you, "I can do that."
He pulled your panties off and his fingers met your core, rubbing gently. "That good?"
You nodded, "that's great." He chuckled and slid his fingers through your slit, his thumb moving to your clit while he slid two fingers inside you.
You lifted one hand to hold his face, Jax leaning down to kiss you as he pressed his fingertips to your G-spot. His thumb sped up as his fingers moved with more purpose but before you could cum he was pulling away, "hey, no fair."
He shook his head and shifted until his cock was pressed against your entrance, "I want you to come around my cock."
You huffed, "well then, I'm waiting." You lifted your legs over his waist and he pushed inside you as you gasped.
He moved his hips in more of a grind as he rested his weight on top of you, he was warm and firm and his beard tickled your neck. You did you best to speed him up but he held your hip down with one hand, "just be patient, am I not allowed to enjoy you?"
You shook your head, "I'm immune to your charms."
He huffed, "your mouth says one thing but the way you're squeezing me says another."
You gasped in fake offence and slapped his shoulder, Jax laughing against your skin. "Be good now or I promise we'll be at this all night."
You held his face in your hands, running your thumb over his cheeks, "oh really? That's not the worst thing that could happen." Jax turned his head and kissed your palm, his hips beginning to speed up.
You moaned as he reached one hand down to run your clit, then he was pulling you into a kiss as he hit his stride. The edge approached gently, the orgasm coming on slowly like waves crashing on a calm beach. Jax grunted as you clenched around him, faulting slightly before continuing till he was nibbling on your skin as he came inside you.
Jax held your hip and pulled out you rolling over with you in his arms so you settled with your head on his chest, "that was nice."
He smiled, "yeah, it was, good night Darlin." He kissed your forehead then buried his nose in your hair.
"Good night beloved."
You had been here before, running through the jungle looking behind you for the men with guns and knives to come into view. The trees were almost alive with their limbs moving to close in around you.
You knew you were going in circles as you heard the people coming closer, each log and leaf becoming more alive as it felt like the forest was about to choke you. Then you came to a clearing, you could see the damp soil and the rotting leaves through gaps in the jungle, but as you ran into it, you sunk into the ground. Then the bodies started to float up from the quicksand that was sucking you under, you knew that tattoo, the gravestone covered in blood and dirt. You were vaguely aware of something touching your shoulder, then there was a voice floating threw the forest.
You shot awake, looking around as the gentle light from the lamp irritated your eyes, Jax was holding your face in his hand, trying to pull your attention away from your frantic searching or the room around you, "hey, hey, it's me." Jax's heart sank as he saw the fear in your face, "it's me, you were just having a nightmare."
You reached up and grabbed his hand, Jax squeezing you softly, "I'm sorry I woke you up."
Jax shook his head, "I'd rather wake up then have you go through it alone, you wanna tell me what happened?" He pulled you down onto his chest and ran his hand up and down your arm.
"I was in Southeast Asia trying to identify victims of a company that was killing local villagers to take over their land for lumber. When I was out for water, half the camp was wiped out, a few people died on the spot and we knew we couldn't stay so we spent the next five days running through the jungle away from the mercenaries they sent after us. It was horrible, I spent one night hiding in a filthy creek with four other people. Days without food, little sleep and only the bare amount of water made the trees feel more alive than they were."
Jax hugged you tighter as if the security of his arms could keep you safe from the memories, "I watch people die from infection, they dropped like flies one after the other, by the time we got to a major river, six of our group were dead or dying. You can't go back for the bodies when people are trying to kill you, it took four years to be able to go back and get them back home."
Jax pressed a kiss to your head, "well, you never have to go through that again, I promise I will always keep you safe."
You smiled, "I know, I love you so much."
Jax ran his thumb over your cheek, "I love you too Darlin. Try and go back to sleep, I'll be here when you wake up in the morning."
Part 42
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thecatboyfriend · 2 years
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alright what is my nygmobblepot college au??
title's self-explanatory, ed and oz are college students who slowburn fall in love
they're both freshman who end up being dormmates
ed's there for a bachelors in forensic science and oswald's getting a bachelor's in wildlife biology
edward also is minoring in psychology and oz is minoring in business
basically two autistic queer guys with a shit ton of baggage try to get through college together
also the riddler and the penguin arent things in this, ed is very much like s1/pre-riddler ed and oswalds basically the same just. less crime and killing djfghfkdhjg
i dont wanna spoil actual plot bc i wanna turn this into a fic, but here's ed and oswald's backstories <3
ed's a 20y/o nonbinary trans man who uses he/they
he's also autistic and has anxiety and deals with chronic pain (he's just like me fr <3333)
his mom left when he was really young and his father was super abusive
he doesn't remember most of his early childhood due to abuse and memory issues; memories get clearer around highschool
he met kristen in freshman year
she was stuck in an abusive relationship at the time
her father was really misogynistic and terrible to her mother, so she learned those kinds of behaviors from her parents
ed wasn't out at the time (but knew he was trans) so kristen was a lot kinder to him than when they met in canon
she still thinks he's weird but they kind of become friends
long story short, ed starts to help her realize the abuse she's going through and the unhealthy patterns she's learned
through their early high school years, ed helps her unlearn that and get out of the bad relationship shes in
he also finally comes out to her and she accepts him (after being kinda weird abt it at first bc. transphobic dad gkjfhgk)
in turn, she helps ed realize the abuse he's going through
ed also gets really attached to kristens mom
kristens mom is actually a really nice lady, she just has a shit husband and was taught she should be treated like that
kristen getting out of that mindset actually helps her mom get out of it too and she kicks her husband out of the picture
did i mention kristens parents are stupid rich
even after her husband leaves, her mom still is pretty wealthy
when ed finally turns 18, he gets the fuck out of there and lives with kristen and her mom
through all this, ed and kristen try dating and its good for a while
but they realize they're better friends
kristens mom becomes like a mom to ed
she ends up paying for ed's college, hormone therapy, top surgery, name change, and therapy
he's eternally thankful to her
he goes to community college and gets his associates in forensics
kristen goes with him and gets an associates in english
after they've gotten their associates, ed goes to an out of town four year where he meets oz
kristen stays in town, but they still call/talk often
now time for oswald heehee
he's a 21y/o trans guy who uses he/him
gertrud raised him alone, claiming his father was dead
she was extremely overbearing and heavily attached to her son to an unhealthy level
he was bullied a lot as a child
he's also autistic and has adhd <3
he still has his limp, but he gets it in middle school after some kids broke his ankle and gertrud took care of it herself instead of taking him to a doctor
he has a cane which he uses most days
he realizes he's trans very early on in his life and gertrud was very supportive
she let him transition socially and changes his name legally around high school
if she had the money for it, she would have absolutely payed for surgeries and such
at the time of the au, his names changed legally and hes on T (payed for himself)
he has a special interest in penguins and wants to be an ornithologist so he can work with them
he focuses a lot on science in school and always gets A's in it
usually gets b's and c's in everything else (and only gets that high of grades bc he doesn't wanna disappoint his mom)
he goes to community college for an associates in biology
right after his senior year of high school, gertrud starts to get really sick
she refuses to go to a doctor so oswald is balancing taking care of her, having various part time jobs, and getting his associates
its a big rough patch for him and his mental heath takes a huge dip at the time
when he gets his degree and finds the college he wants to go to (which is out of state), he realizes he cant leave his mom the way she is and cant go to college financially yet
so he takes a gap year to earn money and keep taking care of gertrud
he finally gets her to go to a doctor and gets her on medication
when the end of his gap year rolls around, he has enough money to get by on financial aid without any loans
he finally moves out, still talking to his mother often and keeping a eye on her health (though she doesn't tell him much)
now theyre both in college and the au actually starts dfjghfdkjhg! yes i have more backstory for the au than actual plot for it leave me alone <3 basically i love them
i have no idea how the other characters fit into this btw jghkfjdgkdfjhg they will exist at some point but for now they dont heehee
@monarch-max tagging u since u replied to my post <3
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sebastianshaw · 10 months
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I have a Penguin mini-series called “Pain & Prejudice” somewhere. In it, a man commits a casual slight against Penguin, insulting him when he bumps into him on the street before, in horror, he realizes who it is and apologizes profusely. The Penguin laughs and tells him not to worry. But then oddly, the man finds himself fired at his job for embezzlement, his apartment burns down, his parents die in a very mysterious car crash, and a seemingly random person accosts his girlfriend on the street and injects her with something that doesn’t get specified but medicine hasn’t caught up to yet. All this goes to show just how cruel and petty the Penguin is, and just how much influence and power he has in Gotham. And I was thinking, it’s stated pretty often (though really not shown well bc I think writers often don’t know HOW) that Shaw has far greater influence, that the Hellfire Club has this on a global scale, that Shaw in particular can reach “princes, presidents, and popes” And again, not often demonstrated because you can’t punch that away, but we’re told he has it and I don’t doubt that. I think the reason we don’t see stories like this from Shaw is simply that he isn’t that petty. Penguin is portrayed as horrifically insecure and needing the love and approval, even if it must be bribed or forced, from all those around him, and punishing any deviation from that due to his trauma from bullying and abuse. Shaw very fucking blatantly doesn’t give a shit, there are multiple instances where he’s just “yeah I’m fucking asshole what about it” One of the few good moments he got in the Krakoa era was in a N.ew M.utants issue by Ed B.risson where a cartel leader calls him a swear and Shaw’s response is simply “That I am.” Which is not to say Shaw is a pushover—perish the thought!---but that he’s learned that the only opinion and approval that matters is his own. I say “learned” because we do learn in the backstory with L’s death that this wasn’t always the case. He’s horrified to learn of Ned’s betrayal, despite having been warned by L and T.essa, and concludes verbally that he let his own need for acceptance blind him to the truth all around him. So, at this point in his life, he did care about the opinions of others—namely, the uber rich, amidst whose ranks he had just been accepted, which makes sense—and it cost him the most important person in his life. Between that and the fact he clearly became more and more of An Absolute Bastard Man since that, one who is TEXTUALLY stated to no longer let himself be vulnerable to others and “handled relationships like chess games” out of the expectation he will always be betrayed, it’s no wonder to me he would stop giving a fuck what anyone things. Which is a cool way to be, don’t get me wrong, wish I was like that, but also isn’t coming from a place any less traumatic than Oswald’s, it just goes the other way because of different circumstances. And the point of this rant isn’t “Shaw is Better than Penguin bc Shaw isn’t petty” it absolutely is not. I actually LOVE Pengy, that’s why I own that miniseries! It’s just, it is often DIFFICULT to a play a muse with the power and reach that Shaw has, and not use it to godmod a whole bunch of terrible shit happening to other people’s characters who piss him off (which a lot do, that is the personal mission of more than one muse I write with!) like the Penguin does to that dude. Because like. . .I don’t want to do that, firstly it’s bad RP etiquette and second it would limit the characters I could keep interacting with. But Shaw is an incredibly powerful guy who very much could make life miserable (or over) for like…honestly, almost anyone he wanted. So it helps that I can just go “well he actively doesn’t give enough of a shit, you’re not worth the time to him that it would take to make those arrangements” But I am 1000% sure he could. (also: in the spirit of fairness to Pengy, he’s shown to be JUST as disproportionate in REWARDING genuine kindness shown to him and those he cares for as he is in punishing unkindness. For instance, when he sees the nurse who cared for his elderly mother is genuinely crying at his beloved mother’s death, he ensures she’s set for life. So his pettiness, ruthless and cruel as it is, also has equally generous aspects. Love that complexity!)
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bat-birdsandshadows · 2 years
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Batsis? More like abandoned daughter
???? pov
I look around Fawceet city. I could see kids in here still have some innocent childhood life. Childhood life huh? I didn’t remember what my childhood life was like because when they rewind the time back again for 14th time I did become child but I'm focus more on saving everyone that I didn't act much like normal kid and then when universe start to fix back I didn't go back to be kid but teenager. Although this time I get into my siblings life quiet earlier maybe it worth missing all my childhood life memories. I do know that I start to live for their sake and they are actually what keep me sane and collected but..... I also know that I push my own desire since 'that bomb incident' For my people sake I push myself to depend on water alone. I rarely eat during that time except when we really get more foods. I usually give my portion of foods to those who needed more than me. I can survive few months without food since I'm not human so not much problem although Dar would bug me to eat sometime. He's nice guy. Sometimes uncle Harvey or uncle Oswald would also join Dar to bug me eating though.  I don't remember if I ever buy toys for myself after I was 5. Mom said I refuse to accept toys and only request books as present. I do have one doll from uncle Stark when I was 10. He kinda force me to take that because my room barely have any toys for 5 years. I treasure it a lot. Always bring it with me and sleep with it. It just small bear with simple bow. I thought he would be narcissistic by giving me Iron Man doll but he does have common sense to not do so.
I might do anything for my siblings. For my family. For you I didn't mind lost my voice to use that spell. For you I didn't mind lost sight when I reverse the time. For you I didn't mind share the same pain you feel. For you I didn't mind to kill if it will keep you safe. Maybe on our first meet i told you guys I hate you and honestly I do hate you guys on my first life. You guys have my father care, protection and attention. I didn't get those until on my 5th life and the start I slowly not hate you guys. I don't know when I start to love you unconditionally but doesn't mean it's not hurt. Maybe once all big threat gone I would slowly back away from you guys life. Putri say I should try build my own family to start a new life. I might take that suggestion if Billy agree to be my son.
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"YOU'RE NOT MY SISTER! CAN YOU JUST STOP STICKING YOUR NOSE IN MY BUSINESS!" shout Dick when Alex tell him about his girlfriend only date him because he is Bruce son. Alex shock but regain her posture back "I'm sorry if what I'm doing right now is too much. I will stop sticking my nose in your business. You're right I'm not your sister and I'm not supposed to do all of this" said Alex then stand up and leave Dick apartments. True to her words Alex didn't interrupt any of his business. She didn't even appear in front of him anymore since that day. She really good at hiding her presence. Dick just realized how horrible he is after few days later. Dick already go through the envelope she left before she gone. He curse himself for being stupid and reckless. He didn't mean to say that. He like her being his sister but now...... not even her shadow could be seen. He only got news about her either from Tim or her workers.
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Alex hear someone knock the door "princess, it's me. Can I come in?" said Tony "Sure" whisper Alex as FRIDAY unlock the door for Tony. He sit beside his niece. "What's wrong little fairy? I got report from FRIDAY about your unnatural action which kind of initiate 'Alex emotionally danger protocol' Something happen during your visit?" ask Tony. Alex look at her uncle with stained tears face "Am I bothering them too much? Did I do it wrong?" ask Alex "What happens?" ask Tony "Maybe I really shouldn't poke his life. I'm not his real sister. I shouldn't poke around about Richard girlfriend" said Alex "Princess look" Tony hold her face to made Alex look at her uncle "You trying to care about him. If he didn't want it then it's his lost. Yes, your not his sister but did that ever stop me from adopting Harley and Peter as my kid?" said Tony. Alex snort "I don't see anything about you adopt Harls and Pete with me not being Richard sister have any point. Besides legally you not adopt them yet" said Alex "But that's the things. So what? I legally not adopt them yet I see them as my kids. Don't care about what he thinks. It his lost for not have you as his sister" said Tony. Alex smile a bit before she hug Tony "Thanks uncle. You're the best" said Alex then look relax before fall asleep. Tony smile "Of course. Anything for my little fairy. Besides I'm sure you didn't sleep for 2 days before you decide come here" said Tony
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once-was-muses · 1 year
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anonymous | Misc. Asks
do you have any ships youre more inclined to?
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[ I will admit that I do have some favorites for certain muses, that doesn't mean I subscribe any less to the "shipping with chemistry" philosophy. Even if one of my mutuals is a character I really like with one of mine, I'm more inclined to sit and think on it and run a few interactions before approaching the subject- or accepting if I was approached first. ]
[ Now, with my wee disclaimer out of the way, here's my list of an answer (minus OCs because. Everyone except Jackdaw is original fiction, and even then Irene doesn't have any ships at the moment.) ]
Abe: I am very attached to both the idea of Abe Has Two Hands (for Hellboy and Liz), and B.P.R.D. Agent Found Family Siblings- but the former has been growing on me lately. I don't particularly like Abe with Kate, I see them more as explicitly close friends, but I could be persuaded otherwise.
Bro'Dee: my first big ship for him was an itty bitty rarepair with Martian Manhunter. That's still near and dear to me, but Arkillo, Hal, and Kilowog have entered my multi-shipper heart. The idea of Bro'Dee and Sinestro or Iroque/Indigo-1 has crossed my mind a few times now, but those are harder to explain, lmao. Bro'Dee's Mentor-Slash-Adopted-Dad relationships with Kyle and Razer are So Important to me, thus unsurprisingly no-gos as far as romantic ships.
Dedan: I don't really ship him with anyone. He absolutely has feelings for Queen Vader, not just protective/loyalty but romantic- however he knows better than to ever admit so allowed. He and Enoch are a big no for me, same with Japhet. Dedan and Hugo Found Family is all I really care about dhhsks-
Edwin: besides (obviously) Jon, I really like the idea of. Not necessarily a romance (not at first) but he and Eddie. I like ships with Nygma that go from "I hate you so much you're so stupid" to "okay maybe you're not THAT stupid but I STILL HATE YOU" so on and so forth. Also love the idea of Winnie and Selina being little shit kleptomaniac friends.
Harriet: hello yes I think Harrie and Steph Brown would be so good. Not for anyone else in a five mile radius, but they would be the perfect Chaos Lesbians. (There's a joke about Steph liking people with caffeine addictions to be made here.)
Harvey and Harv: Bruce Wayne or Oswald Cobblepot are who I almost always think of for romantic ships for the Dents. I think them and Selina and/or Eddie could be interesting as well. A really inexplicable pairing I like is them and Jon of all people, I have no clue why, lol. (I also think it'd be interesting to see what a Two-Face/Batman/Riddler relationship would look like òvó)
Jon: again excluding the obvious answer (Edwin), I'm not opposed to he and Riddler but it's not my favorite. I'm more partial to Batman, Catwoman, Bane, or even Two-Face or Croc as a partner(s) for Jon. Harley, Ivy, and Hatter are hard nos for different reasons (found family, usually found family's girlfiend and/or lesbian, and Very Bad History respectively.)
Linda: another I don't really ship with anyone. She's not aromantic, but. In terms of like practice, Yes She Is. Linda isn't that concerned about a partner (and refuses to tell me what her type is beyond "people I can use.")
Salaak: Guy. Or Kilowog. It's inevitable that Salaak is the "long suffering" in the "jackass and long suffering partner" dynamic, and name two bigger jackasses in the Corps (that aren't Hal or Kyle.)
Sameer: also zero ships. The only Squad member he has even close to a positive opinion of is Harley, and even then it's more "you didn't plot to kill me, leave me to die, or try and force me into shit so. You're cool I guess" than anything.
Thoth (really straddling the line between "canon" and "OC"): I've mentioned this on my sideblog for EoK but. I didn't intend to pair either god with anyone (and still don't, not in the main story at least), but Set and Thoth have become my number 1 pairing for that project (tied with a pair of goddesses that do actually get together in main story.) I also like the idea of Thoth hanging out with other wisdom gods and psychopomps, not necessarily as a romantic thing but a fun dynamic.
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